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  • Copyright 2005 Brody Vercher.

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    1. Full legal name

    2. Age 3. Height 4. Weight 5. Eye color

    6. Measurements 3. Natural hair color 4. Current hair color

    Last First Middle

    CONTACT INFORMATION

    9. Home phone 10. Cell Phone

    11. Email

    ( ) - ( ) -

    BASIC INFORMATION

    12. Are you a virgin? Y N 13. If no, how many past sexual partners have you had?

    14. Have you ever had a sex change? Y N 15. Do you smoke? Y N 16. Do you use any

    illegal substances? Y N 17. Do you have kids? Y N 18. If yes, how many?

    19. Do you workout? Y N 20. Do you currently have a source of income? Y N 21. If yes,

    what is it? 22. Do you live on your own? Y N 23. If no, whom

    do you currently reside with? 24. What kind of car do you drive?

    25. Furthest level of edumacation (circle one): High School Some College Associates Degree Bachelors Degree

    26. Do you have a history of mental illness? Y N 27. Favorite sport & team

    28. Have you ever cheated on a girlfriend? Y N 29. Do you cook? Y N

    GETTING TO KNOW YOU

    This application must be lled out in its entirety in order to be considered for the position that you are applying. Photographs may sway my opinion one way or the other, feel free to attach any that you think may help you gain this position.

    Just a reminder: be completely honest with all your answers, I will be double checking applications using Google to ensure honesty. Any false information will automatically nullify any chance you might have had. Thanks, and have fun.

    The Ofcial Boyfriend Application

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    30. Do you have any siblings? Y N 31. What is your religion?

    32. What is your political persuasion 33. How many piercings (not including ears) do

    you have? 34. How many tattoos do you have? 35. What is your current

    favorite movie of all time?

    36. List your three favorite genres of music in order of most favorite to least favorite:

    37. What is your idea of a perfect date in three sentences or less?

    38. Explain why I should pick you as my boyfriend in one sentence:

    39. List any special skills that you may have that are relevant to this position:

    40. What do you want out of a relationship, specically one with me?

    REASONS I SHOULD PICK YOU

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    RELATIONSHIP BACKGROUNDList the details of your past three relationships starting with the most recent.

    Start Date: End Date:Were you in love? Y N Am I prettier? Y NSexually active? Y N Reason for breakup:

    Start Date: End Date:Were you in love? Y N Am I prettier? Y NSexually active? Y N Reason for breakup:

    Start Date: End Date:Were you in love? Y N Am I prettier? Y NSexually active? Y N Reason for breakup:

    REFERENCES

    Please supply three references (preferably hot male friends) and their phone numbers or email addresses.

    CERTIFICATION

    I hereby certify that the information given by me in this application is true to my knowledge and I give you the authorization to verify it using any means you deem appropiate. I understand that by lling out this form and submitting it for review does not guarantee that I will be chosen.

    Date Applicant Signature

    Do not write below this line, this area will be used to take notes when conducting interviews.

    Last: HargroveFirst: DerekMiddle: StevenAge: 25Height: 6'0Weight: 145Eye Color: HazelMeasurements: ?Natural Hair Color: BrownCurrent Hair Color: Brownh_areacode: 505h_01: 639h_02: 6194c_areacode: 505c_01: 639c_02: 6194Email: [email protected]: No

    # of Sexual Partners: 18Sex Change: No

    Smoke: Yes

    Illegal Substances: No

    Kids: Yes

    Income: Yes

    Workout: No

    Living Arrangement: No

    Mental: No

    Cheated: No

    Cook: Yes

    # of Kids: 2Source of Income: VariesResidence: FamilyCar Model: 2013 ElantraFavorite Sport Team: Football- Cowboys :)Education: Some College

    Siblings: Yes

    Religion: AgnosticPiercings: 0Tattoos: A lotFavorite Movie: Saving Private RyanFavorite Music: Hard Rock, Heay Metal, PopPolitical Persuasion: LeftIdea of Perfect date: In consideration of perfection, location is irrelevant considering what can be accomplished between the parties involved if an established connection is achieved. A successful or "perfect" date can be obtained anywhere at any time, and very well may be at a time either party least suspects. Happiness, kidding around, and laughter would be integral to the aforementioned perfection, regardless of location or time. Why should I pick you: The objective is to become a valuable asset in the continuance of the well-being and success of all parties involved, being able to seamlessly incorporate fun, freedom, loyalty, and no drama into everyday life. Special Skills: In conjunction with the already established normalcy, there is an extensive proficiency in specific skills that would allow for the photographic archiving and observation of breathtaking goodbyes between friends in perhaps an "intimate" way, in addition to a continuous artistic vision and desire to improve and learn. What do you want: To further ensure the happiness and success of both parties involved in a conjoined effort to further the progression and viability as similar, yet independent human beings and artists. Start Date 01: June 2012Start Date 02: December 2008Start Date 03: August 2007End Date 01: November 2014End Date 02: October 2010End Date 03: October 2008Love01: Yes

    Active01: Yes

    Reason for Breakup01: She cheated, mean to my sonLove02: No

    Active02: Yes

    Reason for Breakup02: She cheatedLove03: No

    Active03: Yes

    Reason for Breakup03: She cheated, lied about drugsReference 03: Jenette VigilReference 02: Ben SeguraReference 01: Brendan LuceroDate: July 2, 2015Signature: Derek Hargrove Prettier 01: No

    Prettier 02: Yes

    Prettier 03: Yes