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BruiseClues

Professor Stan, the Answer Man

Dear Professor Stan,I know I have to watch out so I don’t get bleeds or bruises. I know what they look like, too. They’re those lumpy, blue, puffy and blotchy stains I get on my skin when I bump myself hard or get hit by accident. They can hurt, too. But what is a bruise really?Your friend, Zane R., Richmond Hill

Dear Zane,Whether you call it a bleed or a bruise,it’s the same thing: mostly bleeding under your skin. And not all bruises can be seen. Some happen deep under your skin and the only reason you know they’re there is because they hurt. That’s why it’s always important to tell an adult and to apply ice whenever you get hurt.

A fingernail bruise is what you might call a black nail. So if you’re using a hammer, make sure to hit the right nails—the ones NOT attached to your body.

A brain bruise—that’s a really, really, really big headache. It happens when the brain hits the inside of the skull very, very hard. The good news is, these sorts of bruises don’t happen very often. Still, to protect yourself, make sure you always wear a helmet when riding your bicycle.

People can get fingernail bruises, eye bruises and even brainbruises. Ouch! Trust me, you really want to avoid that last one.

An eye bruise is called a black eye. Usually, it’s not abruise in the eye, but in the area around the eye. Some people think black eyes make them look tough. I think black eyes just make them look like raccoons. Well, tough raccoons, I guess.

Bruises come in all shapes and sizes.

My Black Eye

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Do you have a question for Professor Stan?

It’s a tiny bit purple, a teeny bit black If you guessed grapes, you’re way off track.

I’m talking about the bruise on my face,Just under my eye, no not a good place.

I’m a peaceful professor, I don’t ever fight,Still I became a bruiser one night.

I was sipping my tea and eating my pie, Next thing I knew I had spoon in my eye.

The lesson I’ve learned, remember it do,Take the spoon from your cup before it pokes you.

A Purplish Poem by Professor Stan

When you get bumped, bashed, poked or hit, the blood vessels under your skin may break. Blood vessels are the tiny pipelines in our bodies that carry blood from place to place.When you get a cut, the blood gushes out. But with a bruise, there is no cut, just broken blood vessels. Since the blood has no way to escape, it swells up under your skin, giving you that blue and puffy lump. And like I said, you might not even see the bruise. You might only feel the pain.Imagine a balloon filled with water. Well, a bruise sort of works the same way, except they’re not as much fun at birthday parties.

Bang! Boom! Zap! Kazowie! Ugh, you’re bruised.

Professor Stan’s Best “Bruise” Jokes Ever Who’s black and blue and dresses like Batman?Bruise Wayne! Who are the most famous bruises in Hollywood? Tom Bruise and Bruise Willis!

What to do if you get a bleed or bruise:The answer is easy. As soon as you get hurt, stop what you are doing and tell an adult. If you’re not at home, be sure to tell your Mom or Dad as soon as you see them. You should also make sure to put ice on the injured spot as soon as possible. Ice is important, since it can help stop the bleeding. So, don’t be shy to ask an adult for some. And if you get a cut? The answer is the same. Be sure to tell an adult. And get out the ice!

Hey! It’s me, Kojo

Brainy loves to dig holes! His digging drives my Mom and Dad crazy! He buries his bones, then forgets where he hid them. He’s lost bones all over the neighbourhood. Can you help him find them?Circle every bone you see on the following pages. Search carefully!,

Here’s my dog, Brainy!

Meet my teacher, Mr. Maple. He looks a bit like a tree, don’t you think? But he’s anice tree, most of the time. Really funny, too!My Top 10 Favourite Subjects:

Q: What kind of syrup does Mr. Maple put on his pancakes?A: Mr. Maple syrup, of course!

My school is cool!

“I think I’m barkingdown the wrong hole.

Woof! Duh? Woof!”

Want to see where I hang out? Slip on your sneakers

and follow me.

Fall 2007

1 recess 6 math2 science 7 recess 3 recess 8 geography4 art 9 recess5 recess 10 gym

“Tweet! Anybody know which way is south? Gotta

hurry. Winter’s coming!”

Play. Think. Chat. Chill.

Soccer! Baseball! Basketball!And plain old Talk-about-playing-ball. Soccer is my best sport. What’s yours?

We play all sorts ofstuff here.

The best playground in town!

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That’s my bike! And that’s my helmet on the seat.

This is my house That’s my bedroom. It’s hard to see from here, but I have posters and pictures all over my walls.

This is my Mom’s garden.I don’t like ALL vegetables, but these are okay. Especially carrots!

My Dad won’t even start the engine until we have our seatbelts fastened. Does your family have a car? What kind of car is it? My Dad and I are driving to the library! Do you go to the library? Have you read any Captain Underpants books by Dav Pilkey? My Mom hates them! A really good book is A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L’Engle.Today, I’m going to borrow 2 books: The Golden Compass by Philip Pullman and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer by Mark Twain.

Vroom! Vroom!Beep! Beep!

This is our car.

More dog sense• Always ask a dog’s owner for permission before you pat the dog.• Before attempting to pat a dog, let it sniff the back of your hand. This will also keep your fingers safe, should the dog snap at you.• Pat only the dog’s chin, chest or shoulders. Some dogs do not like to have the top of their head patted.• Never approach or attempt to play with a dog while it is eating. He may think you are trying to steal his food.• Never kiss a dog or put your face up against his.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?It wasn’t peeling well.

What did the peanut butter say to the strawberry jam?Nothing. Peanut butter can’t talk.

Circle the correct answersbelow.Then add up yourscore for your Green Rating

My friend Liam and I are walking home from school. Suddenly, a big brown and white dog blocks our path. We’ve never seen him before. He doesn’t look friendly.His ears are pressed back against his head. His tail is up. It’s wagging, but not the way Brainy’s tail wags when I come home. His body seems stiff, sort of tense.“Let’s run,” Liam says.“I don't know if that’s a good idea,” I say.“Then let’s scream at him. Maybe he’ll get scared,” Liam says. “I don’t think so,” I say

While most dogs are friendly like Brainy, you can never be sure how a strange dog may react. Do not, as Liam said, run. You may freak the dog out or he may think you are playing with him and start chasing. Some dogs can play very roughly, especially with strangers. So what should you do? First, say to the dog in a firm, strong voice: “Go home” or “Lie down”. Do not shout or scream. Act as if you are the dog’s master. You may need to repeat the command two or three times.If this doesn’t work, walk away SLOWLY and QUIETLY. Do not make any sudden movements. Chances are, the dog will simply watch you go away.Keep in mind, dogs usually act the way you do. The calmer you are, the calmer the dog will likely be.

“The Tail Tells the Tale”

What should Liam and I do next? What would you do next?

How Green are you?

So, How Green are you?

1.What shouldn’t you let run while brushing your teeth? a) the toothpaste b) the water c) your watch d) your nose

2.What is best to use instead of paper napkins at home? a) cloth napkins b) your shirt c) the tablecloth d) your hand

3.What should you do with used glass, cans, pop bottles and newspapers? a) build a fort b) put them in the recycling bin c) hide them under your bed d) feed them to a hungry goat

4.What should you use for cleaning, dusting and wiping up spills? a) your pillow b) paper towels c) rags made from old t-shirts and towels d) banana skins

5.What should you carry your lunch in instead of plastic or paper bags a) your pockets b) hollowed-out pumpkins c) your pet kangaroo’s pouch d) a cloth bag or washable plastic container

Can you find each of the 20 things you might think about when it's “Back to School” time on the word search puzzle? Circle each word you find and then cross it off your Wordhunter List

Hunt carefully! Words can be backwards, forwards and upside-down.

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Sure, you know your animals, but do you know the names of baby animals? Draw a line to match each baby animal with its correct name. Be careful! These are tough.

I woke up so late for school, my Dad has to drive me today. Traffic is bad. Roads are dug up everywhere. Detours are all over town. Please show my Dad the smartest route to take so I can get to school on time.

An amazing maze

“Back to School”

(Answers: 1-b; 2-a; 3-b; 4-c; 5-d.)

YOUR GREEN RATINGEARTH GREEN: THE PLANET LOVES YOU!

MARTIAN GREEN: YOU’RE OUT OF THIS WORLD!

GROWING GREEN: WAY TO GROW!

ALMOST GREEN: KEEP THINKING GREEN!

ITSY-BITSY GREEN: YOU CAN DO BETTER!

UN-GREEN: UNBELIEVABLE! TRY AGAIN.

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