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Funnies Extra! is a FREE, full-color, tabloid-style humor paper filled with comics, puzzles, fun fotos, freaky factoids, a hilarious humor column and a curious kids’ section. Funnies Extra! circulates 25,000 papers per edition via direct mail and in high-traffic local businesses on the South Shore of Lake Tahoe such as, coffee shops, restaurants, hotels, supermarkets and convenience stores, auto repair shops, doctors’ & dental offices, etc. Funnies Extra! is family friendly and appeals to folks of all ages. Ads viewed next to positive, smile-on-your-face content work better than Ads viewed next to negative news stories. Take advantage of this unique and fun way to reach customers in your area and get them talking about your business today!

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FREE!

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LAKE TAHOESOUTH SHORE

LOOSE PARTS by DAVE BLAZEK

SPECTICKLES by BILL ABBOTT

©2012 Bill Abbott / Distributed by InkBottleSyndicate.com

OFF THE MARK by MARK PARISI

**** VOLUME 1, EDITION 0 HAVE A LAUGH ON US! PROMO EDITION ****

YOUR LOCAL SOURCE FOR HUMOR, ENTERTAINMENT AND JAW DROPPING DEALS ON THE SOUTH SHORE!

ENJOY FAMILY FUN WITH TONS OF

CLEVER COMICS,FUN FOTOS,

FREAKY FACTOIDS, CHALLENGING CROSSWORDS,

SUPER SUDOKU’SWILE WORD GAMES,

A HILARIOUS HUMOR COLUMN AND A CURIOUSKIDDIE KORNER!

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CAPTION CONTEST

Send your best caption to: [email protected] and type “Caption Contest” in the subject line. The winning captions will be published online with the winner’s name, age, city and state with permission. (Void where prohibited.)

DON’T FORGET TO INCLUDE YOUR NAME AND INFO!Winners Posted Online at: www.funnies-extra.com/contests

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Funnies Extra! Speaks the Univer-sal Language of Humor!English is the language of business. French the language of Love. Fun-nies Extra! speaks the universal lan-guage of humor. Everybody loves to laugh at their favorite comic strip even when the ad next to it is for sedation dentistry or 2-for-1 crema-tion services. And you won’t see any of that high-brow British humor or subtle humor. We want readers to always ‘get it’—and respond with a smile, a laugh, and occasionally snort when they guffaw. Our comic strip artists are forbidden by law to make readers wonder who is smart-er—the artist or the reader. If you don’t understand a Funnies Extra! comic strip let us know and we will send Guido to the artist’s house to give them a nuclear wedgie. Many Of The Other Free Papers Seek to Divide Us.Every free paper is looking for a niche but I think that can backfire. Young professionals don’t want to read a paper with “Senior” in the title. Calorically challenged people don’t want to read a paper with “Healthy” in the title. Funnies Extra! gives everyone what they

want—everyone wants to laugh. 51% of newspaper readers over 65 read the comics. But so do 44% in the 18-24 range. 43% of newspa-per readers just have a high school degree, but 38% have a Masters de-gree. I could lay more stats on you but then I’d sound like I was trying to prove which of us is smarter and I don’t want to see Guido knocking at my door. Funnies Extra! Is Never Outdated. People are dropping subscriptions to big circulation newspapers be-cause the news is old before it leaves the printing press. 10 years from now you could pick up the very first edition of Funnies Extra! and it would be just as funny as the day it came out. Comic strips are timeless. Think about it—B.C. is still one of the most popular strips and it was written thousands of years ago by Johnny Hartrock. I hope this unbiased and fact-based column has reinforced some things you already know; place your full-color display ad in Funnies Extra! and folks in your community will be talking about your bujsiness while they’re having a laugh on us.

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