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THE ROTARY CLUB OF FERNDOWN
In this issue
George’s Gossip
Christmas Greetings
Grandkids know Best
Paupers Lunch
Inner Wheel Greetings
Hog Roast
Food Bank Collection
RYLA & Sturts Farm
Inner Wheel Report
A Good Read
Sports Report
News from Oz
Tale of Woe
Special points of interest:
Meets at Cobhams Sports and Social Club
Merley Park Road Wimborne
Telephone: 01202 885773
E-Mail: [email protected]
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George’s Gossip
“Tis the season to be jolly.”
Tra-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
I hope you are all in good festive cheer. All is being made
ready in the Phillips household for Christmas at home this
year. I probably won’t be able to do much more after all
these Christmas dinners. (And, yes, they do count as visits to
other clubs!) I’m looking forward to carols tonight at St
Mary’s with Sarah Pix and Julie Robinson. Lots of presents
to buy for family. I hope you will all have an equally happy
time over Christmas.
While we are in this festive season, thoughts do turn to those
suffering in the UK in Cumbria as well as all those in dire
circumstances in other parts of the world. Rotary continues
to play its part in helping others with donations and practi-
cal help. A tradition you can all be proud of. Treasurer
Richard has already sent off £200 to District, who are amal-
gamating it and sending it on to the Lancashire District.
Only one more meeting this year, where you will be enter-
tained by students from Ferndown Upper School.
Merry Christmas everybody. See you at Poole
Yacht Club on Friday 18th!
George
Merry Christmas
To all Our Rotary Friends
from
George & Maddy
and
Bailey
Merry Christmas
Chris & Diana
Seasons Greetings
Howard & June
Joyeux Noel
Jenny & Julian
Merry Christmas
Neil & Pat
Happy Holidays
Paul & Sue
Merry Christmas
Gerry & Sandra
Seasons Greetings
Jim & Lizzie
Happy Holidays
John & Sheila
Merry Christmas
Martyn & Maddy
Kuài yuè shèngdàn dàzhàn
Christopher & Sukting
Happy Holidays
Alan & Bob
Merry Christmas
Lou & Angela
Seasons Greetings
Tim & Pat
Seasons Greetings
Helen
Merry Christmas
John & Linda
Happy Holidays
Norman
Merry Christmas
Geoff & Pauline
Seasons Greetings
Eileen
Happy Holidays
Malcom & Jill
Merry Christmas
Les & Helen
Happy Holidays
Richard
Seasons Greetings
John & Val
Merry Christmas
Paul & Jean Seasons Greetings
Mike & Sue
Seasons Greetings
Ove & Cynthia
Happy Holidays
Bill
Merry Christmas
Gordon
Happy Holidays
Malcom & Janet
Merry Christmas
Derrick & Pam
Merry Christmas
&
A Happy New Year
Neville & Maureen
Grand Children know best
Just ask Jenny
Hi Grandma,
Whether you want to update to windows 10 depends on how you are finding what
you currently have. The main big difference is how it looks and how you use
it for example it has a proper start menu as opposed to opening in full
screen when you click the bottom left hand corner but if you are used to
what you have it will be a fairly major change and could take a bit of time
to find all of your previously installed programs.
One thing that has changed with windows 10 is they have stopped supporting
windows media player (that is the software you probably use to play videos
if you use it) so it will not be there if you upgrade. You can get third
party alternatives if you need to though and I can recommend some if you
need them (VLC media player is fairly good)
Overall the big differences are the visuals and usability adjustments as
well as performance improvements on demanding tasks on higher end systems
which won't affect you.
Hopefully this has helped but I would only recommend updating if you are not
happy with what you have or struggle to understand how to use the start
menu. If you choose not to update and want to stop the emails, there should
be an option at the bottom of the email to stop receiving them. If you do
decide to update, I would recommend installing it from
Directly just in case it is a dodgy email with a fake like. If you have any more questions just ask.
Joseph
http://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/software-download/windows10
May I give you advance notice of the Inner Wheel function to be held in January 2016. On
Sunday January 10th we celebrate International Inner Wheel day and we have decided to hold
a "Paupers Lunch" at the home of Jill and Michael Clampin from 12.30-2.30.The plan is to
serve a simple meal of home made soup( with bread) and a pudding, also providing fruit juice
and water. We wish to invite Ferndown Rotarians and their partners to join us. The charge will
be in the region of £5 per head, and any profit made will go into our benevolent fund. If you
prefer to drink wine may we suggest that you bring your own.
International Inner Wheel
Theme 20125—2016
Christmas Crackers
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Appar-ently a turban, beard and a backpack wasn't what they had in
mind.
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year". Mick
said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then." .
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpa-
per. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
Two women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said white they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes. I think they were those Hovis
Witnesses.
Neville has been banned from his Golf Society after he was tested positive for WD40.
Rotary Hog Roast
Penny’s Walk
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Ferndown’s
Christmas Lights Switch On A great job by Derrick in organising the Hog Roast, I did my bit, I bought three and I have to ad-
mit that they were very enjoyable, all Maureen got was a kiss from Derrick. I think I had the best
deal.
Diana and Mary
Collecting for the Foodbank
A Good evening was enjoyed by us all when we were introduced by Eileen Bray to two students
who went on Rotary’s RYLA course, they both said how much they enjoyed the course and from
the way they both spoke it showed how much their confidence had grown because of the experi-
ence, this was followed by a presentation from Sturts Farm introduced by Helen Chiari, their talk
ended with a musical recital, we had hoped that Helen was going to join in but no such luck, maybe
next time.
INNER WHEEL December 2015
We joined nearly 200 ladies from 25 other clubs in District 11 at the Hamworthy Club for
the annual International Service Rally.
District Chairman Alisson Smith and District International Service Chairman Liz Bandey
welcomed Ann Acaster, Association International Service Committee Chairman, and Past District
Governor Don Short, Director of the Rotary Jaipur Limb Project in Africa.
Ann promoted the charity School in a Bag, which she has chosen for members across Great
Britain and Ireland to support during the IW year to June 2016. This charity, initiated in 2009, de-
livers rucksacks filled with stationery, learning resources and eating utensils to poor, orphan, vul-
nerable and disaster-affected children around the world.
Don presented the work of Rotary Jaipur Limb Project, the charity being supported by Dis-
trict 11 this IW year. Our stall of hand-made craft items raised £284.50 for the Heal Project on the
day, subsequent sales increasing the total to £350. We collected £16o at Tesco for the Ringwood
Food Bank.
Sixth-former Chloe Tuffrey shared with us experiences of her summer trip to Romania with
the Libra Foundation, for which we had contributed to her expenses. She spent two weeks as part
of a team (12 UK students, 2 Romanian volunteers and 4 leaders) at Bradet rehabilitation centre,
providing a programme of activities, both indoor and outdoor, for around 90 residents (8 to mid-
20s) with a variety of disabilities. She learned a lot, and said it was good to know they had made a
difference.
Happy Christmas! Celebrate with joy.
MARY TUFFREY
Club Correspondent
A Good Read
Wednesday 11 November saw the Club's annual "Good Read" evening. Members were invited to
introduce a book that they had enjoyed recently and explain why they thought other members
would enjoy it too. This process not only presents a wide range of books to members but also in-
troduces them to authors that might otherwise pass them by. Five members introduced books:
Helen Chiari told us about The Remains of the Day by Kazuo Ishiguro
Julian Daniel had enjoyed Sepulchre by Kate Mosse
Mike Fenner recommended Word of Honour by Nelson de Mille
Howard Lewis introduced Unbroken by Laura Hillenbrand
Mike Sismey (in absentia) suggested Head of State by Andrew Marr
A vote was taken as to which book members felt they were most likely to go out and buy or bor-
row. All books received a good number of votes but the winner by 1 vote was Mike Fenner with
Word of Honour.
My thanks to all those who participated. Happy reading!
Tim Lee
Skittled by Sturminster
Herewith Club's Sports Report as promised. "Ferndown's interest in the District Skit-
tles competition came to an abrupt end at the British Legion Sturminster Newton on
Monday. However, our team performed manfully against a strong Sturminster side
and in fact on rounds the score was 3-3 but Sturminster's heavy scoring saw them
finishing 27 ahead. (I think one or two of their chaps had played before.!?!?) High-
lights for Ferndown was Martyn's "stick up" of 14 was the nights best score whilst
new boy Neil made an impressive debut! My thanks to the following team members
for turning out to the depths of Dorset to represent the Club. Messrs. James, Fenner,
Marshall, Meldrum, Jones, Field & Sanders."
John Smith
Sports Officer
The Syrian Conflict Explained
A highly restricted briefing document on Syria …
President Assad ( who is bad ) is a nasty guy who got so nasty his people rebelled and the Rebels ( who
are good ) started winning ( Hurrah!). But then some of the rebels turned a bit nasty and are now called
Islamic State ( who are definitely bad!) and some continued to support democracy ( who are still good.)
So the Americans ( who are good ) started bombing Islamic State ( who are bad ) and giving arms to the
Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) so they could fight Assad ( who is still bad ) which was good.
By the way, there is a breakaway state in the north run by the Kurds who want to fight IS ( which is a
good thing ) but the Turkish authorities think they are bad, so we have to say they are bad whilst se-
cretly thinking they're good and giving them guns to fight IS (which is good) but that is another matter.
Getting back to Syria.
So President Putin ( who is bad, cos he invaded Crimea and the Ukraine and killed lots of folks includ-
ing that nice Russian man in London with polonium poisoned sushi ) has decided to back Assad ( who
is still bad ) by attacking IS ( who are also bad ) which is sort of a good thing? But Putin ( still bad )
thinks the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) are also bad, and so he bombs them too, much to the annoy-
ance of the Americans ( who are good ) who are busy backing and arming the rebels ( who are also
good).
Now Iran ( who used to be bad, but now they have agreed not to build any nuclear weapons and bomb
Israel are now good ) are going to provide ground troops to support Assad ( still bad ) as are the Rus-
sians ( bad ) who now have ground troops and aircraft in Syria. So a Coalition of Assad ( still bad )
Putin ( extra bad ) and the Iranians ( good, but in a bad sort of way ) are going to attack IS ( who are
bad ) which is a good thing, but also the Syrian Rebels ( who are good ) which is bad.
Now the British ( obviously good, except that nice Mr Corbyn in the corduroy jacket, who is probably
bad ) and the Americans ( also good ) cannot attack Assad ( still bad ) for fear of upsetting Putin ( bad )
and Iran ( good / bad) and now they have to accept that Assad might not be that bad after all compared
to IS ( who are super bad). So Assad ( bad ) is now probably good, being better than IS ( but lets face it,
drinking your own wee is better than IS so no real choice there ) and since Putin and Iran are also fight-
ing IS that may now make them Good. America ( still Good ) will find it hard to arm a group of rebels
being attacked by the Russians for fear of upsetting Mr Putin ( now good ) and that nice mad Ayatollah
in Iran ( also Good ) and so they may be forced to say that the Rebels are now Bad, or at the very least
abandon them to their fate. This will lead most of them to flee to Turkey and on to Europe or join IS
( still the only constantly bad group).
To Sunni Muslims, an attack by Shia Muslims ( Assad and Iran ) backed by Russians will be seen as
something of a Holy War, and the ranks of IS will now be seen by the Sunnis as the only Jihadis fight-
ing in the Holy War and hence many Muslims will now see IS as Good ( Doh!.) Sunni Muslims will
also see the lack of action by Britain and America in support of their Sunni rebel brothers as something
of a betrayal ( mmm…might have a point…) and hence we will be seen as Bad.
So now we have America ( now bad ) and Britain ( also bad ) providing limited support to Sunni Rebels
( bad ) many of whom are looking to IS ( Good / bad ) for support against Assad ( now good ) who,
along with Iran ( also Good) and Putin ( also, now, unbelievably, Good ) are attempting to retake the
country Assad used to run before all this started?
I hope that clears all this up for you.
NEWSLETTER FROM OZ
Hi all, greetings to you all from Norfolk Island in the South Pacific. This Island
is about 5 miles by 2 miles and is about 700km north of New Zealand and about
1000 kms east of mainland Australia. It has a resident population of 1800 and
about 28,000 tourists visit each year. There are just 5 flights per week 2 from
Sydney, 2 from Brisbane and 1 from Auckland. I am writing this on Monday af-
ternoon23 November, we return to Brisbane tomorrow and then leave on Thurs-
day for Melbourne.
Norfolk Island is just wonderful. It has so much history from the convicts land-
ing here a couple of hundred years ago followed by settlers from Pitcairn Island
which is some 3000 miles away in the Pacific. There are gravestones in the ceme-
tery from some of the convicts who were executed at the gallows. They have kept
the ruins of the prison, the guards quarters etc. etc and these are now a World
Heritage site. The Island folk are very laid back. There are more cows on the Is-
land than residents. There are also feral chicken which wake us up at silly
o’clock most mornings.
On Saturday we visited Cascade Port. It is just a tiny landing stage where the
local fishermen can launch their boats. A fisherman had just landed his catch
and we watched as he gutted the fish. He then threw the head and other parts
not wanted back into the ocean and to our utter amazement we saw large shark
fighting to eat what had been thrown back. There must have been at least 20
shark, maybe more and some were between 2 and 3 metres in length. This was
no tourist attraction this was for real with these huge shark fighting to get a feed.
What was so amazing was there were King fish present, about 1 metre in length
but the shark did not bother them and also shoals of very tiny fish. We chatted
to the fishermen who only go fishing for pleasure not commercially. They asked
if we wanted some fresh fish. They cut and gut about 6 fish which they gave us.
We took them home, washed them and then had them for dinner on Saturday
night, they tasted fantastic.
We have driven to every view point on the island and it is truly picturesque. We
attended an island welcome dinner one night and that was great with local foods
provided. We also went on a historical tour of the Island. Our guide ‘Trent’was
an 8th generation Norfolk Islander and very knowledgeable about the history of
Norfolk. We also went on an historical walking tour of the convict area followed
by a walk in the footsteps of the first settlers from Pitcairn back in the early
1800’s.
This has been a great experience. There is so much to see and do here. It is politi-
cally part of Australia but nothing like anywhere else in Australia I have visited.
They receive fresh milk only once a week flown in from New Zealand. Their pro-
visions come by boat again from NZ every 6 weeks. The shops however are full
with groceries, clothes, gifts etc. etc. There are great restaurants and places for
coffee. Beautiful beaches which are safe with NO sharks.
This has been a fabulous experience we will both treasure. Only 2 hours flight on
Air New Zealand back ‘home’ tomorrow. Wednesday we will be getting ready
for an early trip back to Brisbane Airport for our flight to Melbourne but time
for Rotary at Ipswich R.C. on Wednesday evening.
More to come in our next newsletter.
A tale of Woe by Jenny and Julian
But All’s Well that Ends Well
AND ALL BECAUSE HE FELL OF HIS BIKE.
He came to look at the cottage in April when our offer to buy had been accepted. Sadly dear Bar-
bara, the owner, died the day before we were due to sign, therefore Probate. However, since it
was subject to survey we were allowed to call in all the necessary experts to give us their opinion.
Jeff, our builder friend of sixteen years or so, is not only a builder but tiler, plasterer and a wonder-
ful and artistic carpenter. He is a "cottage man" loved it and told us everything that we needed to
do. We felt safe in his hands. Two days before we were due to return in September after Probate
was granted, he phoned us to say he had fallen off his mountain bike during a competition and had
cracked six ribs and fractured his collarbone in three places. There we were with a 160 old cottage
with no idea what to do with it.
Jeff found us Nathan and Dean, two young plumbers who worked well. On their second visit Dean
found us a "sparky" who said he would come that day. He didn't arrive. Dean said we could leave
it to him to contact him. Three days later, no news so we contacted Nathan who told us Dean's
mobile had broken and he had lost all his numbers. Finally, we found a list on the Neighbourhood
Watch leaflet, phoned two and only one replied who proved to be excellent, reliable and compe-
tent. He did "the first fix"!. Then we needed a plasterer. Jeff gave us the phone number of Billy
whom we phoned and found he was in Great Yarmouth at an Elvis weekend.! He said he would do
the job and would come on Friday to see what had to be done and then do the work on Saturday
after the electrician had done the first fix !!!!
Next we needed a carpenter to build in the wardrobes at each side of the chimney breast in the two
upstairs bedrooms. The chap in the shop where we bought our sandwiches for lunch recommended
Joe. When we phoned him he was in Monaco involved in a cycle race! However, he said he could
do the job and was the best thing that happened to us. Twenty six years of age, runs a building
business, totally competent in all aspects, and organizes a team of chaps. He doesn't walk, he runs,
if you blink you miss him. He too loves cottages and loves working on something which it is chal-
lenge - it certainly was. He went through the house telling us what had to be done everywhere.
We wished we had found him first, however, he was going to build in the wardrobes.
Friday morning at 5 am (yes) we had a text from the plasterer saying that because of "the road
works and the wife driving" he didn't think he could do the job in the time he had allowed so per-
haps it would be better if we found someone else! Fortunately, we had found Joe who was happy
to do the job and we had total confidence in him. Next was the tiler, Kev, recommended by Nathan
who was excellent.
In the meantime, we had started right away on painting the doors and walls and Julian did an excel-
lent job on the kitchen. Jenny did the garden as well. It was hard work. With Jeff, he would have
supplied everything while now it was for us to buy all the materials, hinges, brackets, quadrant, etc
and things we didn't know existed. We had planned to be in Ferndown (in our caravan) for six
weeks. It was in fact nine weeks and we finished by the skin of our teeth on the morning of the
25th of November, catching the overnight boat to France.
We are very pleased with the end result. It is as good as we had hoped, it is on Right Move, and
now we are awaiting tenants. Not the right time for people to think about renting a property but
couldn't be helped. We worked as hard as we could. It will probably be after Christmas that peo-
ple will start to think about moving.
The Object of Rotary
The object of Rotary is to encourage and foster the ideal of service as
a basis of worthy enterprise and, in particular, to encourage and fos-
ter:
1. The development of acquaintance as an opportunity for service.
2. High ethical standards in business and professions, and the
recognition of the worthiness of all useful occupations and the
dignifying of each Rotarian’s occupation as an opportunity to
serve society.
3. The application of the ideal of service in each Rotarian’s
personal, business and community life.
4. The advancement of international understanding, goodwill
and peace through a world fellowship of business and
professional persons united in the ideal of service.
The “Four-Way Test”
First: Is it the truth
Second: Is it fair to all Concerned?
Third: Will it build goodwill and better friend ships
Fourth: Will it be beneficial to all concerned
Business Partners of Ferndown Rotary Club Helping Our Community
Haskins Garden Centres
Henderson’s Opticians
Hendy Group Motor Dealers
Insley & Partners,Solicitors
A.E.Jolliffe & Sons, Funeral Directors
Kingston PTM Financial Advisers
Merlo UK Ltd
Moors Pharmacy
Simon R Puddle, Certified Accountant
Swift Body Repairs
The Practice at Ferndown, Osteopaths
The Roman Group Printers
We are extremely grateful for their support