Gobble Song Mike Wilson Music K-8, Vol. 17. Num.2 2006 Plank Road Publishing I dont like Thanksgiving, the saddest time of the year, When the leaves start falling just get me out of here. I dont like Thanksgiving. Neither do my friends. We all act like chickens but its hard to pretend when you say: Weve got an idea wed like you to consider. Lets just skip Thanksgiving. Who needs all the fuss? All that work and worry for every one of us. Put your heads together. Find something else to do. You can still watch football and snooze all afternoon while we sing: I think theyre going for it. Sell it, Tom. You like mashed potatoes. You like pumpkin pie. You like rolls and butter and noodles piled up high. Just forget the turkey. Cant we all be friends? Lets spend this Thanksgiving as vegetarians and well sing: Okay everybody, group hug! Its Thanksgiving Day. Gobble.