good employee
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Guide to a Good Employee
Chapter 1 – Listen Up
“Get Back to Work”
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1. Always listen to the Boss
Options
• You have no choice
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2. Worship your Boss/Know your level
Boss
Bottom of the Food Chain
You are Here E
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3. Always be Punctual
If you are late
Time is Money
You DEAD!
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4. Don’t Stand Out
Which one doesn’t belong?
Which one doesn’t belong?
You get the idea
“We hate competition”
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5. Never Question the Boss
Boss says “Yes” Just Do It
Boss says “No” Shut Up
Questions
Chances of you being fired
Anger
The Anger Curve
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6. Leave!
When it is time to go
go Go GO!
or else
You’re trapped orz
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7. Work Work Work
The Work Equation – 2 definitions
1. F = MA Motivating Forcing a mass into acceleration
Work = 8 hours + overtime (When the boss wants you to work 8 hours)
He really meant
2. 8 hours x 6 = 48 hours
Note: Since there is only 24hrs in a day, BETTER WORK TWICE AS HARD
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8. Payday is when your boss have a period
Payment To
Employees
Payment To
Contractors
Payment To
Associates
Less investment capital
Less return
Less money for the boss
Boss cries, Goes on a spending
spree
Less Bonuses
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9. Don’t be too loud
Like a Ninja
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10. Flex Hours
Standard Work Hours: 8hrs + lunch
That’s 15 hours of freedom. Your boss will have a heart attack
With flex hours, you choose which period to rest!
1am to 5am?
2pm – 4pm?
11pm – 1am?
As long as you work the other hours, you have the freedom to choose when to rest continue!
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Fin
If you have questions – revert to slide 7