hay fever programme

Thursday 31 May - Sunday 10 June 2012

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Hello Festivaliers!Welcome to our half-term, hand-picked line-up of live events, workshops and expeditions.This is year is particularly special as the festival is celebrating its 25th birthday, and ofcourse it's the Jubilee too, so we’re incredibly excited about the amazing party atmosphere.Please consider this your official invite.

The celebrations are taking place online too.The Hay Fever blog is being taken over bywriters, so scoot over to hayfestival.org/hayfever and have a gander.

A big thank you to Polly Dunbar, our wonderful illustrator, who has swept us away withher wonderful drawings.A big hooray must also go to all the artists, publishers, sponsorsand volunteers who make Hay Fever that little bit more awesome each and every year.

Look out for these sorts of events in the programme:

Safety PolicyChildren aged 12 years and under must be accompanied at all times by a parent or guardian, including during events, unless otherwise stated.The lost child point is located in the Make and Take Tent in the Hay Fever Courtyard between 10am and 5pm everyday. Outside these hours it will be located in the Admin office, next to the Box Office.

Visit the Hay Fever CourtyardMini Pembertons (yes, our very own bookshop!) selling lots of wonderful picture books.

Make and Take is back, so get crafting between 10am and 5pm every day. Plus we’ll be hosting BookstartRhymetimes,Amazing Baby and Ladybird Live storytimes everyday for 0-3 year olds – see the blog and onsiteblackboards for details.

The What on Earth? Giant Wallbook of Sport with Christopher Lloyd, science writer extraordinaireand its wonderful author, giving a free talk everyday at 12pm and 3pm.

GoosebumpsAll things spooky and scary. Consideryourselves lucky these are in daylight hours!

Rib Ticklers Giggles, laughs,chortles, it’s all good.But be careful,jaw ache may set in.

Knapsacks & Ginger BeerThe essentials to anyadventure and boy, are there escapades a plenty here!

Sophie Lording,Children’s & Education Director

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Thursday 31st May

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[HF2] 9AM, BIG TENT, £4.25

Axel SchefflerPip & PosyThe beloved illustrator of The Gruffalojoins us to launch the adorable Pip &Posy:The Big Balloon. Storytelling, livedrawing and a very special visit frombest friends Pip and Posy.Duration 45 mins3-5 years

[HF3] 9AM, DIGITAL STAGE, £4.25

Lauren ChildRuby RedfortNormal life is a total yawn. Break outof boredom with the creator ofClarice Bean as she chats about hersuper-awesome new creation.With aspecial chance to hear about book 2,released this autumn.Duration 45 mins10+ years


Philippa GregoryThe ChangelingJoin the best-selling author of TheOther Boleyn Girl as she reveals thedark myths, medieval secrets andintrigue that populate the pages ofher first-ever series for young people.12+ years

[HF5] 10AM, STARLIGHT STAGE, £4.25

Mitchell SymonsDon’t Wipe Your Bum on a HedgehogThe ‘revolting reference’ expert andtwice Blue Peter Book Prize-winnermakes his debut at Hay to take aweird and wonderful look at life.8+ years

[HF6] 10AM,THE HEXAGON, £4.25

Sue HendraBarry The Fish With FingersBarry is no ordinary fish - come andhear all about his deep sea capers,before putting your fingers to gooduse with glitter and glue.Duration 40 mins.3-5 years

[HF7] 10AM-5.30PM, MESS TENT,FREE – DROP IN

Geography CollectiveMission: Explore Come ready to scribble, illustrate, scuff,scratch and sniff your surroundings withspy-style tasks and assignments with theleading lights of guerrilla geography.FamiliesSponsored by National Trust

[HF8] 11.30AM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Andrew HammondCRYPTSign up to the ‘Covert YouthParanormal Team’ before getting the full low-down on spies, horrorand ghost-busting. Perfect for fans of Dr Who.10+ yrs

[HF9] 11.30AM, STARLIGHT STAGE, £5.25

James MayhewKatie comes to HayStep through the frames of somemagical masterpieces in this fantasticintroduction to art.5+ years

[HF10] 11.30AM,THE HEXAGON, £4.25

Sue HendraBarry The Fish With FingersSee event [HF6]

[HF11] 1PM,LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £5.25

Francesca SimonHorrid HenryJoin one of the UK’s best-lovedchildren’s writers as she introducesfour brand new stories in whichHenry makes his own scary movie.It promises to be ghoulishly good.7+ years

[HF12] 1PM, STARLIGHT STAGE, £5.25

The Etherington BrothersComic CapersBack by popular demand, this dynamicduo will have you penning your veryown storyboards and comic strips in seconds.9+ years

[HF13] 1PM,THE HEXAGON, £4.25

Polly DunbarTilly & FriendsCome and dance the Wiggle WiggleWoo with this year’s official HayFever illustrator.Duration 40 mins3-5 years

[53] 2.30PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Peter LordPirates!The director and stop-motion animationgenius takes us behind the scenes onAardman's swashbuckling blockbuster.9+ years

[HF14] 2.30PM, DIGTAL STAGE, £5.25

Simon MayoItchMeet Itchingham Lofte, an accidental,accident-prone hero. Science is hisweapon. Elements are his gadgets.Thisis Alex Rider with Geek-Power! 10+ years

[HF15] 2.30PM, STARLIGHT STAGE, £4.25

Andy Cope & Lara the dogSpy DogMeet the inspiration behind the SpyDog series and hear all about thethrilling adventures of her namesake,(or as the highly trained special agent is known by the government:GM451).7+ years

[HF1] 5.30PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

David Walliams talks to Chris EvansGangsta GrannyThe actor, comedian, talent judge and bestselling children’s authormakes his debut at Hay to talkScrabble, swimming and 500 Words.9+ yearsSponsored by Aryma Contemporary Marquetry

Saturday 2nd June

Rib Ticklers Goosebumps

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Sealegs Puppet TheatreThe Selfish GiantOscar Wilde’s magical tale is toldwithin a magnificent steel-sculptedgarden, using beautifully craftedpuppets. Enchanting.5+ years


Tessa WardleyThe River BookCreate your very own water-boundcrafts before walking down to the Wye to explore the secrets of the river.Duration 120 mins.Families


Geography CollectiveMission: Explore Come ready to scribble, illustrate,scuff, scratch and sniff yoursurroundings with spy-style tasksand assignments with the leadinglights of guerrilla geography.Families Sponsored by National Trust


Karen McCombieYou, Me and ThingWhat would you do if you foundyourself up to your eyeballs injellybabies, or in a terrible tangle ofnoodle-doodles? Hear about Rubyand Jackson’s trials and tribulationswith the very cute but veryemotional ‘Thing’.7+ years


Marcus SedgwickThe Raven MysteriesEnter the barking world of theOtherhand family with all itsoddballs, lunatics and fruitcakes - notforgetting the lethal cabbages… 9+ years

[HF27] 2.30PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Mackenzie CrookThe Windvale SpritesDiscover this timeless, beautifullywritten and illustrated novel by the Pirates of the Caribbean and The Office actor.8+ years

[HF30] 4PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Oliver JeffersThe HueysAn exclusive first look at the brandnew series from the acclaimedauthor and illustrator of Lost andFound and Stuck..5+ years


Leigh Hodgkinson and YOU!Magical Mix-upsThere’s a party to plan, but there’sbeen a mix-up in Fairyland. Bringcoloured pencils and glitter pens to help Emerald and Sapphire puteverything right. Bring a pad and pencil.7+ years

[HF32] 4PM, SCRIBBLERS’ HUT, £4.25

Pantone ColoursColour can be many different tintsand shades – such as Duckling Yellow(PMS 1215), French Fry Yellow (PMS1225), or School Bus Yellow (PMS7548). Come dressed in yourfavourite colour and see colour in anew way.5+ years


Annabel Pitcher and Marcus SedgwickMy Sister Lives On TheMantelpiece and MidwinterbloodSee two amazing writers discusstheir compelling stories of love and sacrifice.12+ yearsSponsored by CILIP Carnegie Medal

Sunday 3rd June

Saturday 2nd June (Continued)[HF16] 2.30PM,THE HEXAGON, £4.25

Polly DunbarArthur’s DreamboatA magical new story from thiswonderful illustrator and theinspiration for this year’s Hay Feverprogramme.5-7 years


Cassandra ClareCity of Lost SoulsThe sensationally successful authortouches down in Hay to chat abouther thrilling Mortal Instruments sagaand launch the latest episode.12+ years


Nikalas Catlow,Tim Wesson and YOU!Mega Mash-upsWhat happens when aliens meet amad scientist under the ocean, orsecret agents take on giant slugs inthe jungle? Well, that’s up to you…Bring a pad and pencil.7+ years


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Monday 4th June[HF34] 9AM, STARLIGHT STAGE,FREE BUT TICKETED

Tinga Tinga Tales - ScreeningDiscover Why Elephant Has A Trunkas we bring the much-lovedanimated African folk tales to the bigscreen.Then trot off to our Makeand Take tent for your very ownTinga Tinga-inspired crafts.Duration 30 mins3+ yearsIn association with Storymoja HayFestival, Nairobi, courtesy of Tiger Aspect


Pantone ColoursSee event [HF32]


Ali SparkesS.W.I.T.C.HBoy or insect? Josh and Danny are inbig bug trouble. Learn how to writecreepy crawly adventures and whyyou might want to think twicebefore squishing ants in future.7+ years


Institute of PhysicsPhysics in the FieldA team of top-notch scientists willbe performing eye-catching physicstricks to wow all ages using thingsthat can be found at home. Some aremessy, some are noisy, but all ofthem are crowd-pleasing and helpillustrate different areas of physics.So come along and find out how tomake a balloon kebab, a tametornado and much, much more.Families

[HF40] 11.30AM,LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £5.25

Cressida Cowell talks to Peter FlorenceHooray for Hiccup HorrendousHaddock III!The creator of the wonderful How ToTrain Your Dragon series chats Vikings,Dragonese and the Isle of Berk.7+ years


Lauren St JohnThe One Dollar HorseThe creator of the White Giraffeseries introduces her new equestrianthriller series, about making theimpossible possible and reaching thetop on a one dollar horse.10+ yearsSponsored by Laura Hurley Racing

[HF42] 11.30AM,THE HEXAGON £4.25

Cally LawThe Moomin Adventure BookFind out how to take plaster-casts ofpaw prints, identify bugs and flutter-bysand hunt for treasure, Moomin-style.5+ years

[HF43] 1PM, SKY ARTS STUDIO, £4.25

Steven ButlerThe Wrong PongA tale of mistaken troll-dentity froma bright new star in children’s funnyfiction (Shhh! He also played Henryin Horrid Henry Live and Horrid!).Delightfully disgusting.5+ years


Matt HaigTo Be A CatWhat would you do if you wereturned into a cat by your evilheadteacher? Join the award-winningwriter of this feline fix to see theworld in a different way.9+ years


Carl WarnerWorld of FoodMash potato clouds? Broccoli trees?Bread mountains? Discover themagical lands made of things you caneat by this imaginative photographer.9+ years

[HF47] 4PM, SKY ARTS STUDIO, £5.25

Cressida Cowell, JeremyStrong, Ciaran Murtugh andAndy StantonPunny FlannelFour fearsomely funny writers cometogether in a wonderfully randommish-mash look at laughs. Chaired byJames Campbell.7+ years


Barroux and Marjolaine LerayMr Leon’s Paris and Little Red HoodVive la différence! Watch these twoFrench picture-book stars in action,drawing and discussing their work withaward-winning translator SarahArdizzone. Chaired by Daniel Hahn.10+ years

[HF50] 5.30PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Chris Riddell and Paul StewartWyrmeweald: BloodhoneyThis incredible duo, creators of TheEdge Chronicles introduce the newepisode of their latest high-octanefantasy epic.12+ years

[HF51] 5.30PM,THE HEXAGON, £4.25

Ian WhybrowMeerkat MadnessHear about the escapades of threecheeky meerkat pups and theireccentric babysitter, Uncle Fearless.From the creator of Harry and theBucketful of Dinosaurs.8+ years

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Tuesday 5th June[HF53] 10AM,LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £5.25

Andy StantonMr GumBigger, better, grislier, crazier... No,not Andy, Mr Gum of course! Makesure you and your Snockleheadfriends don't miss out.7+ years


Tallulah Swirls Theatre CompanyWhen Eggy Met PeggyWhat happens when the lonely eggsat on a wall meets the sparkling peafrom under that huge pile ofmattresses? Join Eggy and Peggy thepea, a rock-n-rolling raspberry andcha-cha-cha-ing carrots in this funnyand original twist on The Princess AndThe Pea.3+ years


Annie DaltonMoonbeansCome and hear all about Moonbeansthe magical moon cat who can helpdreams come true. Stickers, recipesand lots of fun.Duration 40 mins7+ years


Institute of PhysicsPhysics in the FieldSee event [HF39].Families

[HF58] 11.30AM, DIGITAL STAGE, £4.25

The Great Big Animal QuizDo you know why bees dance orthe colour of a giraffe’s tongue?Come and give yourself a nogginworkout - there are prizes to bewon. Bring pad and pencil.8+ years


Ciaran MurtughComedy genie-us!The star of CBBC’s The Slammerreturns to Hay for comedy, capersand magic carpet antics with his brandnew adventure Genie in Training.7+years


Petr HoracekPuffin PeterHear about little puffins Peter andPaul, before creating your own brightand bold picture-book masterpiece.5-7 yearsSponsored by CILIP Kate Greenaway Medal

[HF61] 1PM, DIGITAL STAGE, £5.25

Chris Riddell and Paul StewartMuddle EarthJoin us as we’re transported toMuddle Earth, where the wizards aremad and the pink hogs are stinky.Make sure you bring your Wellies ofPower and Woolly Gloves ofDetermination.9+ years


David Sinden, MatthewMorgan and Guy MacDonaldAlien InvadersEvil aliens and toxic planets… an awesome space adventure withthe energetic trio behind the YUCK!series.7+ years


Annie DaltonMoonbeansSee event [HF55]

[HF64] 2.30PM,LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £5.25

Jeremy StrongGoing For GoldThe Animal Games are coming to town, but can Streaker bringhome a medal? Join this comicmaestro as he introduces the sequel to his much-loved The Hundred-Mile-an-Hour Dog.7+ years

[HF65] 2.30PM, BIG TENT, £4.25

MaisyThe marvelous mouse and herstoryteller friend Liz Fost return toHay for songs, stories and surprises.Duration 40 mins.3-5 years


Dave Cousins15 DAYS WITHOUT A BLOG!The author of teen novel 15 DaysWithout a Head shows you how to set-up, write and publicize a blog, plus aglimpse into his own journey topublication, via eight years as a minorrock star!12+ years


Petr HoracekPuffin PeterSee event [HF60]


Matt DickinsonMortal ChaosEver wanted to climb Everest? Orfilm a heart-stopping adventure? Jointhe author of this gripping thrillerfor an edge-of-your-seat adventure.Matt was also the fifth Britishclimber to summit the North Faceof Everest! 10+ years

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[HF74] 10AM, SKY ARTS STUDIO, £5.25

Chris BradfordYoung SamuraiEnter Samurai School and meet thereal martial arts master behind thisphenomenal series. Hear about thesecret fighting art of ninjas and seean awesome samurai sworddemonstration.9+ years

[HF75] 10AM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Korky PaulWinnie the WitchWe’re celebrating our 25th Birthdaywith Winnie - hooray! Join Korky foran energy-filled event of quicksketching and story-book adventure.5-8 years


StoryBoard and Young Film AcademyEureka Movie ProjectFollowing last year’s fabulous launchat Hay Fever, the ground-breakingcollaboration: a major motionpicture, made for kids by kids isback. Let loose your wildest ideasfor the big screen, and the Eurekamoment could be yours.Duration 75 mins9+ years


Penelope HarperThe Garden SafariHear all about Lollipop andGrandpa’s adventures, before headingout on your own garden safari tohunt for mini-beasts.3-5 years


Emma Dodd and Kelly GerrardAn Eygptian EscapeJoin the wonderful team behind theCharlie and Bandit graphic novelseries as they whisk us back in timeto the land of the Pharaohs.7+ years


Daniel BlytheHow to write Dr WhoDiscover how to pen exciting anddangerous worlds with the creatorof Shadow Runners.12+ years


Penelope HarperThe Garden SafariSee event [HF77]


AtinukeThis inspiring storyteller makes herdebut at Hay to introduce AnnaHibiscus and her No.1 Car Spotterseries - bright and plucky adventuresin West Africa.7+ years


Eva KatzlerFlorentine & PigIt’s time to get summery with thecreator of this little duo as they headout on a picnic adventure. Just don’tget tangled in the bunting.Duration 40 mins5-7 years

[HF85] 2.30PM, SKY ARTS STUDIO, £4.25

Ben CortMonstersaurusWhat do you get if you mix togetherbright green slime, a smelly sock,some mouldy cheese and strawberryjelly? It’s time to get inventing withthe bestselling team behind Aliens andDinosaurs Love Underpants. Plus a visitfrom a very special intergalactic guest.3+ years


Lyn GardnerFriends and FootlightsJoin the theatre critic and storytelleras she launches Olivia’s EnchantedSummer, the latest in her much-lovedseries. Fans of Malory Towers andBallet Shoes will adore this.9+ years


Eva KatzlerFlorentine and PigSee event [HF84]

Wednesday 6th June


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Tuesday 5th June (Continued)[HF69] 4PM, STARLIGHT STAGE, £4.25

Steve Skidmore and Steve BarlowAction DogsWhen killer cats are clawing forworld domination it’s time tounleash man’s best friend. Join thisdastardly duo to discover all aboutkiller kitty Katmanchew and thebrave Action Dogs with gadgetsgalore to hand (or paw).8+ years

[HF71] 5.30PM,LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £7.25

James CampbellComedy 4 KidsIn this show James may attempt anew world record in badger hurdlingand doing loop the loop with his 93-year-old Auntie HistAMine. It mayalso involve a discussion on Horses:Friends or Big-Headed Twits?7+ years


Mark Brake and Jon ChaseThe Science of Dr WhoAliens and time machines, cyborgsand Daleks, Utopias and killercomputers: take a journey throughthe fantastic worlds of The Doctor.With rap songs, scientific facts andmuch merriment and mirth, theauthor rapper duo explore theUniverse of The Doctor.9+ years


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[HF94] 10AM, BIG TENT, £4.25

Ben CortAliens in UnderpantsJoin the star illustrator of this series,and enjoy a visit from a very specialextraterrestrial guest. Sport yourbest pants over your clothes - therewill be prizes! 5-7 years


Tracey CorderoyMonty & MilliMonty and Milli are the best magicalmice duo ever! Or they would be iftheir tricks ever worked. Come andsee their adventure brought to lifewith puppet, magic tricks and games.5-7 years


Alison EdgsonA Little Fairy Magic PartyBrush off your best wings and join usfor a fabulous fairy party, to hear allabout Phoebe, a little mouse with bigdreams.3-5 years


Frank Cottrell Boyce & Joe BergerChitty Chitty Bang Bang Flies AgainA turbo-charged new adventure forIan Fleming’s fantastical flying car,with the fabulous author of Millionsand Framed and the artist behindBridget Fidget and Berger & Wyse.9+ years


Guy BassStitch HeadCelebrate the release of the gruesomelyhilarious Stitch Head and The Pirate’s Eye.8+ years


Alison EdgsonYuck!Calling all mini-monsters! Hearabout three little terrors beforemaking your own monster-hatchling.5-7 years

[HF102] 1PM, LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £5.25

Kjartan PoskittMurderous MathsBack by popular demand, ourfavourite numerical wizard is comingto Hay to put an end to mathsmiseries great and small. Join us forhilarious games of mathematicaltrickery and cunning calculus.9+ years


HM Castor & William OsborneVIII and Hitler’s AngelTwo unique approaches to historicalfiction, each with a twist ofpsychological thriller. Join us to talkpower, secrets and courage. Chairedby Jonathan Douglas.11+ years


Mei MatsuokaThe Great Sheep ShenanigansWill the cunning wolf Lou Pine makea lamb stew or two? Join thiswonderful illustrator to hear about aflock who have other ideas.5-7 years

[HF105] 2.30PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Beast Quest DuelCalling all courageous questors! Sixmystical beasts are guarding magicalgolden armour for the evil wizardMalvel. Help the good wizard Adurosolve cryptic puzzles in thisinteractive event and free the beastsfrom Malvel’s evil spell. Exclusivegoodies await the valiant.7+ years


Alex T SmithClaudeIt’s time to get excited, delighted andwaggy-tailed as Claude and SirBobblysock make their Hay debut.Berets actively encouraged.5-7 years


Mei MatsuokaThe Great Sheep ShenanigansSee event [HF104]


Sophia BennettThe LookChat fashion, friends and your(secret) dreams with the creator ofThreads who talks to Bliss magazine’sLucy Peden.12+ years


Andrew WealeNora:The Girl Who Ate and Ateand AteNora Fatima Buffet is a little greedy-guts. Join her creator for arevoltingly rumbustious event ofrhymes and rockets.5-7 years

Thursday 7th June


Peter Rabbit Puppet ShowHappy 110th Birthday, Peter! Hopalong to this charming storytellingparty where The Tale of Peter Rabbitis brought to life. Help Peter escapefrom Mr McGregor’s garden andsend him on his journey home.3+ years

[HF90] 4PM, STARLIGHT STAGE £4.25

Johnny DuddleThe Pirates Next DoorJoin this swash-buckling illustrator ashe tells more tales of The JollyRogers Family, inspired by his role asan artist for Aardman’s The Pirates.Dress in your finest sea dog garms.5-7 yrs


Tracey Corderoy and Alison EdgsonJust One MoreEveryone loves bedtime stories,especially Little Brown Bunny. Joinhis creators to find out his plan tomake sure he never runs out ofstories again.3-5 yrs

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Thursday 7th June (Continued)

Friday 8th June[HF115] 9AM, STARLIGHT STAGE,FREE BUT TICKETED

Tinga Tinga Tales - ScreeningDiscover Why Elephant Has A Trunkas we bring the much-lovedanimated African folk tales to the bigscreen.Then trot off to our Makeand Take tent for your very ownTinga Tinga-inspired crafts.Duration 30 mins3+ yearsIn association with Storymoja HayFestival, Nairobi, courtesy of Tiger Aspect

[HF116] 9AM,THE SOUND CASTLE,FREE BUT TICKETED

Fairytales with Princess FionaCome to The Castle for a special royalvisit from Princess Fiona! Go on amagical adventure with the feistyprincess from Shrek the Musical as shereads classic fairytales including theoriginal story Shrek! by William Steig.Duration 40 mins.Families


Simon Scarrow & Alex ScarrowRoman ConquestTwo brothers go head to head in abattle of the books - Gladiator:Streetfighter and Time Riders: Gates ofRome.They’ll put your Romanknowledge to the ultimate test.10+ years


Alan MacDonaldDirty BertieEeeww! Dirty Bertie is back ay Hay, and is asstupendously smelly as ever. Join hisauthor for dress-up, drawing andstories.7+ years


Nicola KillenMagnificent MenagerieWe love animals, but which one isyour favourite? Join the brilliantauthor/illustrator of Not Me! as sheintroduces her new Animal Numbersand Animal Colours series.3-5 years

[HF122] 10AM,THE SOUND CASTLE,FREE BUT TICKETED

Fairytales with Princess FionaSee event [HF116]

[HF123] 11.30AM,BARCLAYS PAVILLION, £5.25

Jacqueline WilsonThe Worst Thing About My SisterMarty and Melissa are the best offriends, the worst of enemies and ofcourse sisters. Another gift from themega-bestselling, super-lovelygodmother of children’s fiction.8+ yearsSponsored by Grant Thornton


Kjartan PoskittAgatha ParrotA sneak preview of the next in thisfantastic series, which may or maynot include a trombone, a secrettrap door and a zombie bird. Fromthe creator of Murderous Maths.7+ years


Nicola KillenMagnificent MenagerieSee event [HF120]

[HF127] 1PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Nick CraneBarefoot Books’ World AtlasJoin this cartographer, explorer, writerand television presenter as heintroduces us to a whole new way oflooking at the world.9+ yearsSponsored by National Trust


Susie DayPea’s Book of Best FriendsMeet sisters Clover, Pea andTinkerbell.They’re beans-on-toast,hand-me-down-wellies sort of girlsand you’ll love them.A charming,fresh new series for the summer hols.8+ years


Louise YatesDog Loves DrawingWe adored Dog Loves Books and nowhe's back with his Roald Dahl FunnyPrize-winning creator, making hisown stories.5-7 years.

[HF130] 2.30PM, BIG TENT, £5.25

Louise RennisonA Midsummer Tights DreamLaugh your tights off with thewickedly fabulous creator of Angus,Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging, asTallulah Casey and her mates returnfor a new term at Dother HallPerforming Arts College.12+ yearsSponsored by the Bowie Gallery


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Guy BassATOMIC!Can you imagine having a superheroas a dad and a super villain as amum? Join the comic maestrobehind Dinkin Dins as he introducesus to Jonny and Tommy Atomic, twosuper boys with exciting adventures.7+ years

[HF113] 5.20PM, DIGITAL STAGE, £5.25

Jacqueline WilsonGreen Glass BeadsThe treasured author selects andreads some of her favourite poetry.Limited signing.9+ years


Michelle Harrison,Catherine Fisher and Lindsey Baraclough13 Curses, Incarceron and Long LankinThree hauntingly lyrical novels,drawing on fairy tales and folklore.Chilling and compelling.12+ years


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Friday 8th June (Continued)

[HF140] 9AM, SKY ARTS STUDIO, £4.25

Liz PichonThe Brilliant World of Tom GatesTom Gates is a master of excuses,expert doodler, comic story writerextraordinaire. His wonderfulcreator returns to Hay to introducethe brand new episode, Everything’samazing (sort of). Bring a pad and pencil.Duration 45 mins.7+ years


Sarah McIntyreCartoon CrazinessMeet this brilliant illustrator andlearn how to invent your owncartoons. Expect pirates, monsters,princesses, dinosaurs, cowboys and,of course,Vern & Lettuce. Bring apad and pencil.5+ years


Dear Zoo PartyWhat kind of pet would you likefrom the zoo? An elephant, a lion, asnake? It’s time to get noisy as weexplore this classic picture book,with plenty of surprises.Duration 40 mins.3+ years

[HF144] 11.30AM,LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £5.25

Tony RobinsonWeird World of Wonders!Join us for a headlong gallop throughtime with the Time Team presenter,as he points out all the mostimportant, funny, strange, amazing,entertaining, smelly and disgustingbits about the Egyptians andRomans. It’s history, but not as weknow it.9+ yearsSponsored by Borders HideawayHoliday Home Park


Ellen Richardson and Jane LawesSummer Camp Survival GuideJoin the sparkling authors of The Flip-flop Club and Gym Starsas they chat midnight feasts,mysteries and handstands.7+ years


Dear Zoo PartySee event [HF142]


Philip Reeve talks to Sarah McIntyreGoblinsCome and discover a wild world ofmagical creatures and heroicadventures from the extraordinaryimagination behind Mortal Engines.Plus we’re (not so) secretly hopingSarah and Philip will mention theirforthcoming series Seawigs.10+ years


Jonathan MeresThe World of NormThe stand-up comedian turnednovelist introduces the latest in hiseccentric series about Norm, a boywho can’t understand whyeverything always seems unfair...9+ years

[HF150] 2.30PM, BARCLAY’S PAVILION, £5.25

Christopher PaoliniInheritanceIt began with Eragon... it ends withInheritance. Join this phenomenalauthor as he brings the cycle to a breathtaking conclusion.10+ years


Paul HowardBugvilleHear about the epic endeavours ofsuperheroes/bugs, Superfly andMidge, as they battle Electro Slug andhis repulsive sidekick, Loo.They havedevilish plans and outrageousdisguises. Don’t forget your cape.7+ years


Louise YatesDog Loves DrawingSee event [HF129]

[HF134] 3.50PM, CYMRU, £5.25

Martin BrownHorrible HistoriesThe star illustrator behind thephenomenally successful series takesa blood-curdling look at history fromthe Savage Stone Age to the BarmyBritish Empire via the Measly MiddleAges and Slimy Stuarts.9+ yearsSponsored by Herdman Coaches

[HF135] 3.50PM, DIGITAL STAGE, £4.25

Cathy BrettVerity FibbsVerity means truth. Fibs are lies.AndVerity Fibbs is an expert at twistingboth. Meet her creator and discoverher unique mix of graphics and text.12+ years


Val McDermidMy Granny is a Pirate!Take a good long look at yourgranny...could she be a pirate? Jointhis acclaimed writer as sheintroduces her first book forchildren and helps polish up ourpirate-speak.3-5 years


Jan FearnleyHarry and the Jaggedy DaggersHelp Harry the harbour mouse taketo the sea and discover the magic ofBottlenose Bay before making yourown sailor’s hat.5-7 years

[HF139] 6.40PM, STARLIGHT STAGE,FREE BUT TICKETED

Sarah McIntyre,Philip Reeve, Martin Brownand Cathy BrettIllustration Game ofConsequencesInspired by suggestions from you,these amazing artists draw live onone giant piece of paper. It will berandom and it will be fun.Families

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Saturday 9th June (Continued)[HF151] 2.30PM, STARLIGHT STAGE, £5.25

Kristina StephensonSir Charlie Stinky SocksAn all-singing, some dancing showwith this fabulous author/illustrator.So gather all your pluck and help thegallant knight put things right.5-7 years


Rainbow Magic Fairy PartyDon your best fairy wings and popalong for some fairy fun, glitterygames and plenty of pretty prizes.Duration 40 mins.3-5 years

[HF154] 4PM,LLWYFAN CYMRU – WALES STAGE, £5.25

Justin FletcherJustin’s JokesThe Cbeebies star of Something Special,and Justin’s House brings us jokes andsongs in this giggle-tastic event. Comein your finest fancy dress.3+ years


Helen PetersThe Secret Hen House TheatreA heart-warming debut that willwhisk you away in the spirit of TheSwish of the Curtain and I Capture theCastle.A treat.9+ years


Rainbow Magic Fairy PartySee even [HF152]

[HF158] 5.30PM, STARLIGHT STAGE,£4.25

Julia GoldingMagical Creatures, Perilous PiratesThe super-star scribbler of The GlassSwallow, the Companions Quartet andthe Cat Royal series takes us on awhistle stop tour of her fantasticalworlds.With hints and tips on howto write your own fantasyadventures along the way.9+ yrs

Sunday 10th June[HF159] 10AM, STARLIGHT STAGE, £4.25

JD SharpeOliver TwistedDiscover a world where Vampyresfeed on the defenceless, orphans aresacrificed to hungry gods and if awoe-begotten catches your scent itwill hunt you for ever.A brilliantlytwisted take on the Dickens classicthat will have you on the edge ofyour seat.12+ years


Hugless DouglasCome and meet Douglas, a big,brown, lovable bear on his search for the perfect bear hug. Songs and stories galore.Duration 40 mins.3-5 years

[HF163] 11.30AM, BIG TENT, £4.25

Fireman SamHappy Birthday, Sam!It's time for a Pontypandy party tocelebrate Sam and Hay turning 25together. Meet your favouritefireman and hear all about hisexciting adventures from thefabulous storyteller Liz Fost.3+ yrs


Maggie StiefvaterThe Scorpio RacesA rare chance to see the best-sellingauthor of Shiver, as she introducesher lyrical new stand-alone novel.12+ yrs


Poppy Cat comes to Hay!Come and find out all about Lara, alittle girl who invents extraordinaryadventures for her beloved PoppyCat. Plus a very special visit! Duration 40 mins3-5 years


Chloe InkpenPants On The MoonZoe and Beans are back in a brilliantnew adventure which takes themfurther than they bargained for. Jointheir creator for an interactivestorytelling game.5-7 years


Hugless DouglasSee event [HF160]

[HF169] 1PM,THE SCRIBBLERS’ HUT, £4.25

Joss StirlingStealing PhoenixFrom the rising talent behind FindingSky comes a tale of thieves,paranormal powers and mortaldanger. Perfect for fans of the Wolvesof Mercy Falls trilogy.12+ yrs


Sue MonroeThe Magnificent Moss HareJoin the dazzling former CBBCpresenter for an offbeat storystarring a spoilt princess and a moonhare. Alice in Wonderland meets RoaldDahl, with a game of Top Trumpsthrown in.5-7 years


HL DennisSecret BreakersBrodie, Hunter and Tusia: three kidschosen to solve the greatestunbroken code in the world. Butwhy will some people kill to stopthem? Join Team Veritas and crackthe codes to help them. Bring apad and pencil.9+ yrs


Poppy Cat comes to Hay!See event [HF165]



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WorkshopsFull listings, age ranges and bookingonline at hayfestival.org/hayfever

Each young person attending aworkshop without an accompanyingadult must fill in a Permission Form.Permission Forms are available onlineupon booking or by request from theBox Office.

Easy Peasy Cookery SchoolWEDNESDAY 6 JUNE–SUNDAY 10 JUNE,MESS TENT, £12.25 PER SESSIONDaily at 10am (5–9 years – children must be accompanied)Daily at 11.30am (5–9 years –children must be accompanied)Daily at 2.30pm (10–14 years)Join us to make freshly baked ministrawberry donuts, delicious! Daily at 4pm (10–14 years)Join us to make splendid spring samosas.Duration 60 mins.

WICKED Young WritersAward WorkshopsAged 5-25? Get writing with some of the UK’s most talented writersand pick up tips and techniques toimprove your creative writing, beforeentering the Wicked Young WritersAward.Writers include: JennyValentine,Tim Wesson andNikalas Catlow.

Creative WritingFrom characterization and points ofview to scene setting and pseudonyms,writers will be sharing their expertiseacross the week in small workshopsessions.Writers include: JasmineRichards,William Osborne andMatt Haig.

[HF18] SATURDAY 2 JUNE, 4PM,THE HEXAGON, £10.25

BFI Movie MakingJoin the BFI Education team tocreate a unique superhero-stylestory using a mixture of film andcomic-book software - with creativechallenges and fun guaranteed! Duration 120 mins.Families (with children 10+ years)

[HF22] SUNDAY 3 JUNE, 10AM,SCRIBBLERS’ HUT, £12.25

Wildpix PhotographyWorkshopCalling all aspiring wildlife photographers!Bring your camera for some twitchingand snapping with an RSPB pro.Duration 120 mins.11+ years

[HF25] SUNDAY 3 JUNE, 11.30AM


BFI Make a Silent Movie 1The BFI National Archive is home tothousands of films made in Britainbefore the emergence of sound in 1929,but what are the ideal ingredients of asilent film? Families are invited to pickup a camera to make their own shortswith the BFI’s Joanna van der Meer.Pluck and ingenuity essential.Duration 120 mins.Families

[HF45] MONDAY 4 JUNE, 1PM,THE HEXAGON, £10.25

BFI Fairy Tales Animation WorkshopDo you have a favourite fairy storyor traditional tale? One featuring afire-breathing dragon or beautifulprincess? Families are invited to jointhe BFI Education team to bring it tolife with stop-motion animation.Duration 120 mins.Families

[HF49] MONDAY 4 JUNE, 4PM,THE HEXAGON, £10.25

Invention WorkshopCalling all aspiring inventors! Discoverthe mysterious stories behind someof the world’s most ground-breakinginventions, before designing your ownrevolutionary product.Duration 90 mins.8+ years

[HF70] TUESDAY 5 JUNE, 4PM,THE HEXAGON, £17.25

Screenwriting MasterclassFancy stepping into the shoes of JossWhedon,Andrew Davies orAbi Morgan?Join a writer from Young Film Academyas they introduce the basic pillars ofscreen storytelling before beginning tobuild your own blockbuster.Duration 120 mins.12+ years

[HF161] SUNDAY 10 JUNE, 10AM,THE SCRIBBLERS’ HUT, £7.25

Gruesome & Gory Movie FXPick up some tricks from the specialeffects trade and create realisticscars, bruises and wounds withoutthe pain of getting hurt.Duration 120 mins.10+ years

FarmExpeditionsSponsored by Hay Veterinary Group

Join local agronomist JonathanHarrington and vet BarneySampson as they explore farms in thelocal area. Limited numbers of self-drive

tickets are available too, please contactthe box office for more information.On the day please wear suitablefootwear and clothing in case ofinclement weather. Meet at Box Office.

[HF36] MONDAY 4 JUNE, £6.25, 9AM-1PM

Trevithel Court FarmWalk through David and CatherineJames’s orchards, see how the treesare managed and sample the cider.Look inside the beehives, and learnhow honey is made.An extensiverange of farm machinery will be laidout for inspection.

[HF52] TUESDAY 5 JUNE, £6.25, 9AM-1PM

Llwynberried FarmJohn and Helen Price open thegates to their farm, which specialisesinproducing top quality beef fromtheir single suckler herd.The farmproduces all its own fodder and feedcrops and supplies both local andnational retailers.A new enterpriseinvolves the growing of daffodils forthe production of a drug, which isused for treatment of Alzheimers.A short walk to see the herd grazingwill take place if the weather permits.Beef from the farm will be served inbread rolls at the end of the visit.

[HF73] WEDNESDAY 6 JUNE, £6.25, 9AM-1PM

The Welsh Venison CentreAndrew and Elaine Morgankindly welcome us to their deerfarm, where the does will be calving;we will be travelling by tractor andtrailer, and there will be opportunityto visit the farm shop.

[HF93] THURSDAY 7 JUNE, £6.25, 9AM-1PM

Maesllwch FarmAndrew and Rachel Giles’ farmhas a purely organic dairy herd of 350cows producing milk for Yeo Valley,who make it into yoghurt and cheese.Visitors will have the opportunity toenter the milking parlour and help tomilk some of the cows, as well as seethe young calves.Watch how thecows are fed and learn how their fourstomachs enable them to digest grass.Samples of whole milk and otherdairy products will be provided fortasting. A minimum age of 8 years isrequired to take part in this expedition.

[HF117] FRIDAY 8 JUNE, £6.25, 9AM-1PM

Hill FarmPenny Chantler’s farm sits high onthe side of the Black Mountains andproduces New Zealand Romneys.See a demonstration of sheep dogs at work, sheep shearing, and handlenewly-born lambs. Rolls made fromfarm produce will be served at theend of a short farm walk.

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