A Song of HJs and SEs

Written by: Matteo R.R. Callegari

Battleground Characters

Story Moral

The Battleground•Private Events

•GP Side Events

•GP Trials

•PPTQs

The Characters

Head Judge

“You know nothing, HJ!”

Side Events Lead

“Bring me moar players!”

Scorekeeper

“Let me count them for you, my dear”

Floor Judges

“We’ll fight with you, HJ!”

Players

“Do you want to play with me?”

The Story

“Oh, my sweet summer HJ, what do you know about fear?Fear is for the GPs when the players arrive at hundreds at a time.Fear is for the long rounds when the last tables hide for years and judges certify and leave before the last result arrives.That is the time for fear my little HJ, when Maester Kalle promises he’s almost done talking”

Chapter 1 – Once upon a time

“You will be HJ of the 2HG Sealed on Sunday at 11:30”

“You have 2 FJs, we expect 40 teams, 4 rounds, Regular REL. Do your job”

11:00

Chapter 2 – Winter is Coming

SE Leader: “Great news! We have 85 teams instead, deh, but you can’t use the mic”

11:20

Chapter 3 – The Feast…

SE Leader: “Ehi, remember that you must take care of lunch breaks for your FJs”

12:10

Chapter 4 – …and the FamineSE Leader: “I need 2 of your FJs to fire a huge event in 15 minutes”

SK: “I’m on break, so I won’t enter the results this round. See you soon, hopefully”

12:45

Chapter 5 – The Fall

“There is an appeal, because that player disagrees that I can GL him for drawing an additional card. I will push that GL down his throat”

13:45

Chapter 6 – Slowly Rising Again

“Yeah HJ, we are missing only 3 results. Someone will win and someone will lose. It is known”

14:10

Chapter 7 – Finally Some Rest

“We need you for an investigation. HJ I’m scared as I really have no idea what to do”

14:45

Chapter 8 – The Deserved Prize

“We won! We won!! Can I have my prize? Fast as a deer!”

16:15

Chapter 9 – Happily Ever After

“HJ, I need all your judges in 20 minutes to fire a 300 players event”

16:40

The Moral•Planning

•Priorities

•Communication

The End