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1. Don’t be a jerk! 2. All “To-Go” orders will have an 18% Gratuity added to the final bill 3. We don’t do separate checks but we will split your check evenly amongst your group 4. No children at the bar, don’t act like a child 5. We are casual and laid back, you should be too 6. We usually open at noon, except when we don’t 7. Say please and thank you 8. Our drinks are strong, please don’t get too borracho mi amigo 9. Please enjoy yourself… makes it more fun for all of us 10. No political or religious talk at the bar *HAPPY HOUR (4:00PM-6:00PM) DAILY $1 off all Margaritas $10 off all Marg Pitchers $5 Arette Silver or Reposado Tequila shots $4 Drafts Buy 2 Tacos, Get 1 Free* (all 3 must be the same, exactly the same taco, seriously all 3 tacos must be identical) *dine-in only HOUSE RULES

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Page 1: HOUSE RULES - Rita's

1. Don’t be a jerk!2. All “To-Go” orders will have an 18% Gratuity added to the �nal bill3. We don’t do separate checks but we will split your check evenly amongst your group4. No children at the bar, don’t act like a child5. We are casual and laid back, you should be too6. We usually open at noon, except when we don’t7. Say please and thank you8. Our drinks are strong, please don’t get too borracho mi amigo9. Please enjoy yourself… makes it more fun for all of us10. No political or religious talk at the bar

*HAPPY HOUR (4:00PM-6:00PM) DAILY

$1 o� all Margaritas $10 o� all Marg Pitchers

$5 Arette Silver or Reposado Tequila shots$4 Drafts

Buy 2 Tacos, Get 1 Free* (all 3 must be the same, exactly the same taco,

seriously all 3 tacos must be identical)*dine-in only

HOUSE RULES

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Señor Rita.............................12oz $10 | 64oz $50…AKA Rita’s house marg Arette Classico, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime and orange juice

£e Kenny..........................16oz $14 | 64oz $56…a tribute to our favorite local, do as Kenny doesMaestro Dobel Diamante Select Barrel Reposado, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime and orange juice

Pura Vida............................12oz $14 | 64oz $70...our skinny margarita Fortaleza Blanco, Naranja Orange Liqueur,fresh lime juice, simple syrupSub Fortaleza Still Strength for $15

Espicy...............................12oz $15 | 64oz $100Cascahuin Blanco, Naranja Orange Liqueur, muddled cucumber and jalapeño, fresh lime juice, simple syrup, tajin rim

£e Smokey........................12oz $14 | 64oz $70…the mezcal margaritaRey Campero Espadin, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime, simple syrupFor a little extra smoke sub Del Maguey Chichicapa for $17

Cadillac...............................12oz $16 | 64oz $80Rita’s own Patron Reposado Barrel Select, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime and orange juice, simple syrup, Gran Marnier �oat

Los Abuelos........................12oz $17 | 64oz $85Fortaleza Reposado, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime and orange juice, simple syrup, Gran Marnier �oat

FRESH SQUEEZED MARGARITAS

£e Mortgage Margarita..12oz $35 | 64oz $175…wanna impress your friends?Don Julio 1942, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime and orange juice, simple syrup, Gran Marnier �oat

£e Benjamin.. ................12oz $100 | 64oz $500…you won’t Patron Burdeos, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime and orange juice, simple syrup, Gran Marnier �oat

El Diablo............................16oz $17 | 64oz $68…a gentle punch in the eyeArette Reposado, Fortaleza Still Strength Blanco, Naranja Orange Liqueur, fresh lime and orange juice, simple syrup, Gran Marnier �oat*Substitute Mezcal Rey Campero Espadin for the Grand Marnier for a hint of smoke

Mexican Bulldog ........................................... $1616oz Señor Rita garnished with a Coronita…sub Untitled Art Hard Seltzer �oat $17

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PINK DRINKS ($12 Pint/$48 Pitcher)

Paloma ........................................................... $13Cascahuin Blanco, lime, grapefruit juice, soda, salted rimAdd grapefruit CBD Seltzer for $18

Mexican Mule ........................................ $12Cascahuin Blanco, ginger beer, fresh lime*Sub Rey Campero Espadin for smokey �avor

Cantarito ....................................................... $12…Jalisco’s favorite roadside cocktailCascahuin Blanco, Rita’s Sangrita, topped with grapefruit soda, tajin rim

Gentleman’s Juice........................................$13…a re�ned verstion of the Pura VidaCascahuin Plata 48, simple syrup, fresh lime juice and bitters served in a coupe glass

Rita’s Sangria ................................................. $12…our take on the Spanish fruit punch

Strawberry Margarita …served blended or on the rocks

tequila, triple sec, strawberry puree

Strawberry Banana Margarita …served blended or on the rocks

tequila, banana liquor, strawberry puree

Mango Margarita …served blended or on the rockstequila, triple sec, mango puree

Bahama Poma tequila, lime and pomegranate juice,

Rita’s Marg Mix

Blue Tarantula tequila, blue curaçao,

Rita’s Marg Mix

Tap Margarita tequila, triple sec, Rita’s Marg Mix

AGAVE SPIRIT COCKTAILS

My Mexican Cousin ...................................... $13…a spin on the “Last Word”Rey Campero Espadin Mezcal, Yellow Chartreuse, Maraschino Liqueur, lime juice, garnished with a cherry

Naked and Famous ........................................ $13Rey Campero Espadin, Aperol, Chartreuse, lime juice

Arette Manhattan .......................................... $13Arette Reposado, Rey Campero Espadin Sweet Vermouth, Angostura Bitters, garnished with a cherry

Arette Old Fashioned ................................... $13Arette Anejo, Orange & Angostura Bitters, simple syrup, fresh orange, garnished with a cherry

Dirty Ranch Water ........................................ $10…our little twist on your favorite Texan cocktailTopo Chico, Mezcal, lime juice, served in the bottle

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OTHER COCKTAILS

STANDOFFS (Beer, Shot, Chaser)

MOCKTAILS/NON-ALCOHOL

Speedball ....................................................... $13…mango piña colada: Rita’s Stylerum, rum and more rum

Ritachelada .................................................... $10…our version of a micheladaAncho Reyes Verde, lime juice, housemade bloody mix, Tecate, tajin rim

Oaxacan Daiquiri .......................................... $13Paranubes Oaxacan Rum, Rey Campero Espadin, lime juice and simple syrup

Strawberry Cucumber Limeade ...................... $6Virgin Margarita ............................................. $6Virgin Strawberry Margarita .......................... $6Virgin Mango Margarita ................................ $6Pomegranate Lemonade ................................. $6Virgin Mule ..................................................... $6

Ask your server about our draft list

Oaxacan Stando� ............................................ $9…stolen from Jimmy’s who borrowed it from Prize�ghterTecate Mexican Lager, Copita of Rey Campero Espadin, Rita’s Sangrita

Dark and Stormy .................................... $12Goslings Black Rum, ginger beer, fresh lime juice

CBD Paloma ................................................. $17Our Paloma topped with Grapefruit CBD seltzer. Served with the full can (20 mg)

Spiked CBD Strawberry/Cucumber Limeade ......................................................... $17Breck Vodka, muddled cucumber, strawberry puree, limeade, topped with Strawberry CBD seltzer

£e Local’s Stando� ...................................... $14… step it up from the originalTecate Mexican Lager Copita of the “Rita’s Batch” Vago Ensamble Mezcal, Rita’s Sangrita

Root Beer ........................................................ $3Topo Chico (Lime, Original) ......................... $3Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite ............................... $2.5Lemonade ........................................................ $3CBD Seltzer (Grapefruit, Strawberry) ........... $8Add Breck Vodka/Gin.. .................................. $7

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Arette Classico ................................................ $6Tapatio ............................................................. $6Tequila Ocho ................................................... $7G4 .................................................................... $7Cascahuin ........................................................ $7Patron .............................................................. $8Siembra Azul ................................................... $9Siembra Valles ................................................. $9Fortaleza .......................................................... $9Volans .............................................................. $9El Tequileno .................................................... $9Lalo .................................................................. $9

Tapatio (110 proof ) ......................................... $9Tequila Ocho (2008 Vintage) ........................ $10Wild Common .............................................. $10Arette Sauve .................................................. $10Cascahuin Plata 48 ........................................ $10Fortaleza (still strength 92 proof ) .................. $11Patron Roca ................................................... $12Cascahuin Tahona ........................................ $14*Cazcanes ....................................................... $15*Siembra Azul Acenstral ............................... $25*Patron Smokey ............................................. $32*

BLANCOS (1 ¼ oz)

A blanco is known as a silver or white tequila and is bottled within 60 days of resting in wood. But, a blanco can rest/sit in anything but wood for up to 20 years and still be called a blanco.

Tapatio ............................................................. $7Arette Classico ................................................ $7Corralejo .......................................................... $7La Gritona ....................................................... $7Dobel Diamante Barrel Select ........................ $8Cascahuin ........................................................ $9Patron Barrel Select ........................................ $9G4 .................................................................... $9El Tequileno Gran Reserva .......................... $10Tequila Ocho ................................................. $10

Volans ............................................................ $11Fortaleza ........................................................ $11Arette Suave .................................................. $11Siembra Azul .............................................. $11.5Tequila Ocho (2011 Vintage) ....................... $13*Wild Common ............................................. $13*Patron Roca Barrel Select ............................. $13Cazcanes ........................................................ $19Fortaleza (Winter Blend) ............................. $22*Clase Azul..................................................... $28*

REPOSADOS (1 ¼ oz)

A reposado tequila is rested in an oak barrel for 2-12 months.

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Arette Classico ................................................ $7Patron ............................................................ $10Cascahuin ...................................................... $11Tequila Ocho ................................................. $12G4 .................................................................. $13Arette Suave .................................................. $14

Corazon George Stagg .................................. $14Patron Roca ................................................... $15Fortaleza ....................................................... $16*Cazcanes ....................................................... $22*Don Julio 1942 .............................................. $28*Patron Burdeos ............................................. $78*

AÑEJO (1 ¼ oz)

Añejo translates to “old one” and is matured for over a year in oak barrels.

Patron (3 year) ................................................ $16Arette (3 year) ................................................ $23G4 (3 year) ...................................................... $22

Tequila Ocho (3 year) .................................... $40Patron Piedra (4 year) .................................... $59

EXTRA AÑEJO (1 ¼ oz)

Extra Añejo is ultra-aged tequila that is aged in barrels for three or more years.

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Fidencio Pechuga (Espadin) ....................................................$9/$18Madrecuixe .............................................................$13/$26

Mezcal VagoEspadin en Barro ......................................................$9/$18Tepeztate ....................................................................$9/18Cuishe .........................................................................$9/18Aquilino’s Ensamble (Cuixe/Tepeztate/Espadin) .....$9/$18Madrecuixe ...............................................................$9/$18Mexicano ..................................................................$9/$18Ensamble en Barro ..............................................$10.5/$21Colorado Edition #2 (Tepeztate/Tobala) ................$11/$22Rita’s Blend (Madrecuishe/Tepeztate/Espadin) ......$11/$22

BañuelosMezcal de Zacatecas (Azul) .......................................$5/$9Masparillo ................................................................$8/$16Tepemete ................................................................$10/$20

Rey CamperoEspadin .....................................................................$6/$12Cuishe ....................................................................$8.5/$17Madre Cuishe ........................................................$8.5/$17Ensamble (Tepeztate/Cuishe/Espadin) ..................$11/$22Tepeztate ..................................................................$11/22Jabali .......................................................................$11/$22

Mezcalero#1 (Tobala/Tepeztate) ..............................................$13/$26

DerrumbesZacatecas (Azul) .......................................................$6/$12Durango (Durangensis) .........................................$7.5/$15Tamaulipas (Funkiana/Univittata/Montana) .........$7.5/$15Michoacan (Cupreata/Cenzio) .................................$8/$16

Del MagueyVida de Muertos (Espadin).......................................$6/$12Santo Domingo (Espadin) ........................................$7/$14Chichicapa (Espadin) ...............................................$7/$14Las Milpas (Espadin) ................................................$7/$14San Luis (Espadin) .................................................$7.5/$15Jabali .......................................................................$12/$23Arroqueno ..............................................................$12/$23Taviche (Espadin,Tobala,Tobasiche) ......................$12/$23Tepeztate ................................................................$12/$23Tobala .....................................................................$13/$26

El JorgorioCuixe .......................................................................$13/$26Mexicano ................................................................$13/$26Barril .......................................................................$13/$26

WahakaEnsamble (Espadin/Madre Cuishe/Tobala) .............$9/$18

Tio PescaCoyote .....................................................................$10/$20Arroqueno ..............................................................$10/$20Tobala .....................................................................$10/$20

Pescador Cuishe (rested 1 year in glass) .................................$20/$40

Wild CommonEspadin/Tobala ........................................................$8/$16

BahnezEspadin/Barril ..........................................................$6/$10Cuishe .....................................................................$10/$20Tobala .....................................................................$10/$20

MEZCAL (¾ oz/1 ½ oz)

Mezcal is unlike tequila because it can use any agave variety and is made in nine speci¼c states of Mexico: Oaxaca, Durango, Guanajuato, Guerrero, San Luis Potosi, Tamaulipas, Zacatecas, Michoacan & Puebla.

“I was used to tequila, with its mild �avor and lower alcohol content. Mezcal was di�erent. Mezcal was like a slap to the face from a

beautiful woman — sure it hurts a little, but you savor the sting. Because you know she wouldn’t hit you if she didn’t care.” —Judah Emanuel Kuper—

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3 Blanco Tequilas (your choice, items with an * are not included) ...................................................................$20

3 Reposado Tequilas (your choice, items with an * are not included) ..............................................................$22

3 Añejo Tequilas (your choice, items with an * are not included) .....................................................................$26

3 Espadin Mezcals (Chichicapa, Rey Campero, Espadin en Barro) ..................................................................$20

If you let the bartenders go rogue, here’s what they are drinking!

Skidge’s Flight (Siembra Valles Blanco, Fortaleza Reposado, Arette Suave Anejo) .........................................$20

Je� ’s Flight (Fortaleza Still Strength Blanco, La Venenosa (Green Label), Del Maguey Jabali) ....................$26

Connor’s Flight (Siembra Azul Blanco, Arette Suave Blanco, Rey Campero Tepeztate) ................................$23

Joe’s Flight (Caballito Cerrero Azul, Mezcal Vago “Rita’s Batch,” Cascahuin Plata 48) ..................................$24

Abram’s Flight (Arette Suave Blanco, Arette Suave Repo, Arette Suave Anejo) ..............................................$21

Eddie’s Flight (Jameson, Patron Extra Anejo, Del Maguey Arroqueno) ..........................................................$23

FLIGHTS (3 x ¾ oz pours)

OTHER AGAVE DISTILLATES (¾ oz / 1 ½ oz)

Punta AgaveBacanora .......................................................... $6/$12Sotol ................................................................. $5/$10

Rancho Tepúa Bacanora ......................................................... $7/$14

YooWeBacanora .......................................................... $9/$18

ChacoloBrocha ............................................................ $12/$24Field Blend .................................................... $13/$26Ixtero Amarillo .............................................. $13/$26

Caballito CerreroAzul ............................................................... $8.5/$17

La Venenosa RaicillaTabernas II (Chico Aguiar) ............................. $6/$12Sierra Occidental de Jalisco (Maximiliana) .. $6.5/$13Costa de Jalisco (Rhodacantha) ....................... $9/$18Sur de Jalisco (Angustifolia) .......................... $10/$20Azul ................................................................ $17/$34Puntas 63% (Maximiliana) ............................. $20/$40

BoneteSierra................................................................ $9/$18Costa .............................................................. $10/$20

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TEQUILA

What is Tequila?

First, you must know that all tequilas are mezcals (any agave based spirit). To be considered tequila, the spirit must originate from the Blue Weber Agave and be produced in particular regions of Mexico. Tequila is made in ¼ve speci¼c states: Jalisco, Michoacan, Guanajuato, Nayarit and Tamaulipas. Overall, Jalisco is the center of the tequila universe.

Tequila is aged the same way as whiskey, typically in oak barrels. Àe most common type of barrel is a used American Whiskey barrel. Àis gives it a golden color (oro) and other �avors depending on the type of wood it is aged in (caramel, vanilla, tannin, pepper, etc). If you try a good tequila you’ll ¼nd that the cheap stuÁ is intolerable. Good tequila is just as complex and interesting as a good scotch.

Gold/Mixto: For cheap tequilas, not made from 100% agave, they make “gold” tequila by adding caramel colorings and �avors, but it bears little resemblance to the properly aged reposado or añejo tequilas. Àis is the stuÁ that gives tequila a bad name and is probably what you drank in college.

Additives: To make things extra confusing, the rules state that a producer can use additives. Àis does not need to be disclosed on the label, as long as it does not exceed 1% of total volume.

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CHIPS AND DIP

Chips and Salsa ............................................ $5.5

Chips and Queso / Add Chorizo ............... $7/$8

Chips and Guacamole ..................................... $8

Borracho’s Nachos (Chips, Queso, Tomatoes, Lettuce, Jalepenos, Ground Beef ) ................................................... $9

Rice and Bean Bowl (Rice, Beans, Cheese, Corn Salsa) .................... $7

Side of Guacamole ..................................... $3/$6

Side of Queso ............................................. $2/$5

Side of Salsa or Sour Cream ............................ $1

TACOS

STEP 1 — CHOOSE PROTEIN

STEP 2 — CHOOSE STYLE

Black Beans .................................................. $3.5with cumin and cilantro

Al Pastor Pork ................................................. $4smoked pulled pork in a pineapple chile sauce

Pollo Asada ...................................................... $4marinated and grilled chicken breast

Ground Beef .................................................... $4seasoned ground beef

Fish ............................................................... $4.5beer battered cod

Mexican Chorizo .......................................... $4.5Colorado Proud from Polidori

Callesalsa calle (onion, cilantro, lime),

fresh guacamole, queso fresco

Baja cabbage, cilantro,

crema chipotle, lime

Gringo shredded cheddar jack, iceberg lettuce, tomato

STEP 3 — CHOOSE TORTILLA

So� Flour warmed soft �our tortilla

Hard Corncrispy corn shell

*gluten free

So� Cornwarmed soft corn tortilla

*gluten free

Double taco (add $1)queso slathered soft shell

wrapped around a hard shell