A man is driving in his car on a road.

A woman is driving in her car on the same road, but in the

opposite direction.

When they pass each other, the man opens his window and

shouts to the woman:

DONKEY!

The woman immediately responds:

Monkey!

Both continue their separate ways, the woman being very

satisfied with her quick and smart reaction.

And just as she reaches the first curve in the road …

Moral:

“Women never really understand what men

are trying to say to them."