how to be a respectable traffic engineer [5 easy steps]
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How to be aRESPECTABLE
TRAFFIC ENGINEER5 easy steps
Based onalmost 20 yearsof observation.
@BoenauAndy
01
The Solution
5 easy stepsBefore talking with peopleabout their ideas for a greatcommunity, have the answerready. The answer is more carlanes and bigger intersections.
02
The Research
5 easy stepsGather studies from otherengineers that supportTHE SOLUTION. Avoid so-calledwalkability studies.
03
The Analysis
5 easy stepsSelect computer program togenerate the results to supportTHE SOLUTION. Change defaultsettings as necessary.
04
The Report
5 easy stepsEngineering reports are notintended to be understood bycitizens. Maximize jargon,matrices, and appendices.
05
The Outreach
5 easy stepsHold a public hearing on a nightwhen most people will chooseto stay home. They can't handleTHE SOLUTION.
is this for real?
YES.Status quotraffic engineering isbad for your health.They will not help youwalk across the street.
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