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How to Defend Against Zombie Invasions. By: Alanna Virginio

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How to Defend Against Zombie Invasions.

By: Alanna Virginio

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Zombies

• ZOM-BIE: (Zom’be)n. also ZOM-BIES pl. 1.An animated corpse that feeds on living flesh. 2. A voodoo spell that raises the dead. 3. A Voodoo snake god. 4. One who moves or acts in a daze “like a zombie.” [a word of African origin]

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What are the Zombies?

There are two types of Zombies:

Zombie: A person inflicted with a virus that ravages their body, causing death and then reanimation as the ‘living dead.’

Voodoo Zombie: A person inflicted with Zombie Powder, that causes a person to act in sluggish and mindless manner.

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Starting the Infection

• Breaking of skin and introduction of virus into the blood stream, by infected.

• Virus is circulated through bloodstream, its end cycle is to reach the brain.

• 5 steps of death and re-animation.

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Symptoms and Reanimation• The First Hour: Pain and discoloration of the infected area.

Immediate clotting of the wound.• The Fifth Hour: Fever, chills, slight dementia, vomiting, acute pain in

the joints.• The Eighth Hour: Numbing of extremities and infected area,

increased fever, increased dementia, loss of muscular coordination.• The Eleventh Hour: Paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness,

slowed heart rate.• The Sixteenth Hour: Coma.• The Twentieth Hour: Heart Stoppage. Zero brain activity.• The Twenty Third Hour: Reanimation.

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Knowing your Enemy

• The Five Senses:Sight, Sound, Smell, Taste, Touch.

• How to Identify: Sluggish movements, no obvious purpose, incessant groaning, grayed skin, unable to observe surroundings, clean wounds and no blood.

• What they eat:Living Flesh, human or animal.

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How to Defend

• Wear tight clothes, short hair, and always keep a weapon on hand.

• Wear a type of armor:Chainmail, Helmets, Knee/Wrist Guards, Suits of Armor, Wet Suits.

• Find a suitable place of defense:Two-story home, Wal-Mart, Target, Warehouse, Boat, Cemetery, Shipyards, Churches, Piers, Hospitals, ect.ect.

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Zombie Diagram

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Do Not Run• ALWAYS make a plan before escaping anywhere. Avoid urban

areas, cities, and flat surfaces.• Have a set location in mind. Does it have the necessary forms

for survival? • Train and Condition.• Avoid large Zombie groups.• Be stealthy!• Be Alert.• Sleep.• Be quiet.• Have supplies.

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Forms of Transportation

• Ground: Walking, Running, Sedans, Trucks, Motorcycles, Bicycles.

• Air: Hot Air balloons, Helicopters, Planes, Air

Gliders.

• Water: Boat, Row Boat, Swimming, Oil Tanker, Inflatable Boats.

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Is it Over?

• How long will it take for the Zombies to die?

• What are the outcomes?

• Where do we go?

• Will it ever go back to normal?

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Top 10 Lessons for surviving a Zombie Attack.

With the visual assistance of some motivational posters.

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Organize before they rise!

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They feel no fear, why should you?

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Use your head: cut off theirs.

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Blades don’t need reloading.

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Ideal protection = Tight clothes, short hair.

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Get up the stairs, then destroy it.

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Get out of the car, get onto a bike.

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Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

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No place is safe, only safer.

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The Zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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END.

Good Luck out there!

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