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60 Ways to get kicked out of a store

May 4, 2008 at 2:21 am (Fun For The Day) (60 ways to get kicked out of Walmart, funny, Walmart)

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, Code 3 in housewares,and see whathappens.3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on lay away.4.Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid or a display of something and as soon as they arefinished with it, ask for the thing thats on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.8. Move a CAUTION WET FLOOR sign to a carpeted area.9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out

10. Set up a tent in the camping department11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask Why cant you people just leave mealone?14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say PICK ME! PICK ME!17. See what you can catch by casting fishing poles into different isles.18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.21. Try to get people to race you across the store.

22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up25. Switch all the radios to strange stations suck as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all theway up.26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.30. Walk up to random strangers and say I havent seen you in so long! etc.31. Do the same thing, except ask for their autograph.32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except dont tell them that theyre playing.

33. Test brushes and combs34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.35. Take bets on the battle.36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.37. Follow people.38. Play with the price scanners.39. Spray air-freshener everywhere.40. Play with the automatic doors.41. Make a pillow fort.

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43. Shopping cart races. Enough said.44. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers.48. Re-alphabetize the CDs49. Re-alphabetize the books.50. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it withoutsaying a word.

51. Running around the store screaming walmart sucks, walmart sucks lets go to target!52. Buy a candybar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy another candy bar. Eat it.Get back in line. Repeatuntil you get bored.53. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines, relax and if the store has a food court, buy asoft drink; explain that you dont get out much, ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.57. Spill clear soap down an aisle.58. Talk to the lady at the cash register for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns.59. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.NO!NO! Its those voices again!!!!60.Pretend to be a monkey and get on all fours screaming Oo-oo-aaa-aa! And attack whoever buysbananas.