How to kill your cupsThe only downside to Columbias surfeit of cups? Theyre just too durable. If youve accumulated a surplus and need to thin the herd, heres a handy flowchart to help you cull your collection.

*We dont actually condone throwing garbage into streams. In fact, we discourage it. Should we find you polluting, well sic some peanut butter-crazed hounds and bright-eyed, sign-toting environmentalists on ya.

Oh, so youre a filthy,

tree-hugging hippie?

Demolition derby much?

Own a dog?

Target practice, obvs.

Chuck them in a stream*.

Youve already

reused; go ahead and

recycle. (Theyre #5

plastic.)

Are you sure?Thought not. Keep all your cups, and use them until

the print wears off and the plastic turns as brittle as

egg shells.

NO YES

YES

Use the cups as traffic

cones and set up an obstacle

course. Then obliterate it.

SURE AM

YES NO

How about a gun?

HECK NO!

WELL ...

YES NO

YESNO

Do you actually want fewer cups?

Daub a spoonful of Peter Pan peanut butter in the

bottom and let Rufus go to town.

Start here!

Do you own a car?

NO