Events - Friday, October 2 -

1981 - 82 Permanent Employnnnt lntervicw M you mtend on gong throwh graduate mtemws for perrnanont employment, pkase pock up a regstranon packago m the Caner lnlormation Centre or the Schedulmg Counteranthe fsw floor of Needles Hall Attentton 1982 Graduating Student. The Dopartmont of Co-xdmahon and Placement wU be offenng sesslans on resume wnttng thls fall Sen up sheets unU be w t e d on the buUenn board on the fwst flmr ol Needkr Hall Mon , Oct 5, 12 30p m Tdos Oct 6. 12 M p m . Wed Oct 7 12 30p m Tues.Ocl 13 1130arn.Wed.Oct 14.1130am.Thurs Oct 15.11Mam Allrorr1onrheMmNH1(MO

Thu may be hard to belleve, but summer jobsfor 19112 are now betng ported on thp Bulknn Board located out& the Glhrr'r OHice on the hrrt flmrmNeodhr Hall Deadhneslor

AudimM for Caborel hold by C r e a k Arts Board of the Federatmof-vwkmur 2 Wp m ThsatreoftheArts BDm Uw's mapr muucal pmductiont African SMen ts General W n g New mwnbm are &med 3dOpm CC135 OutenClub-Kayakmng Freemstruchonandprachcebme No prmour exwrmce m&d 4 W - 6 00 p m PAC pool The Bhak l~ Y q a Club mwtes you to a dm-n and wgotanan meal Froel For mfonnatm call 888 7321, 5 W p m .51 Amos Awmw C h a d Coffee and d m w n to fdbur 7 W p m Conrad Grebel Cdleso Chapel ASSU Meebng ( A p W S t u d 4 Gmpus Centre 110 7 W p m Fed F k k s - Sue Friday Or see the m o w Your chotce

-Monday, October 5 - Rusuch Shortcuts Workshop for Accwnhng stdents 10.30 a.m. lnfo Desk, Arts Lbrary Bonbahrheroprra t 12 noonwththo caomformat~on as on k r t Friday, yar can bok at tt there. Nothrng now Research Shortcuts far Philosophy students. 230 p.m. lnfp b k . Arts Library. WJSA (Waterbo J&h Stdents' Association) organ- i z a W s t together. Upcoming events: Ladon Hayride, Pot-luck supper, w k l y Bawl Brunches (1st one is tomarow!) Interested but can't come? P!ease call Paul at 884-2428.5:15 sham. CC 110.

so& of the lobs come as soon as tM end of October. All students are encouraged to visit the boards as soon as ~ ~ ~ ~ $ ~ & h a ~ ~ k i ' , ~ ~ ~ ~ i ~ ~ ~ z ; pwsibk. hlrnmuandmind. L~&mnstrationa.~~reciDiessndamd h x b n Students k l a b o n has a n a d a t n ~ to N L s s n fmd tome hu- Fred 5 30 o m ~ & c h LO- 3005- Fa& for &and pmrwnuemembersfor Satur-day. October 3. Westart at theCCat8a m.andunllbebackbvmdrught For dcmlscall Mohanat BSS 13670, ext. 3820 Land and Sea - Vtwpoints d Prince Edward Wand. Charlotte Hammdand FekityRe&rave-painting.works on paper and sculpture. Orsan id by the Confederation Centre Art Gahry and Museum, Charlottetown. Gallery Hours: Monday throughF&y9:Ma.m.-4:Wp.m.Sundays Z:W - 5:W p.m. till October 11. Research Shortcut. lor Economicrstudents. 10:Wa.m. Info Desk. Arts Librarv. Bombsheher opens at 12 naon D J to burn ears alter 9.00 p m Feds, burned free Others, 51 W after 9 p m Sahd and Sandwh bar hours Monday & Tuesday. 12 noon - 6 p m Wednesdau and Thursdadau. 12 noon - 6 om and 8 o m - 11 30 o m .-~ndav I 2 no& - 11.30 0.m but be ow i red -

-. . . UW Ikbai ing Society is holding organizational meehngr. come out and learn the art of debate. Calla-1888 for more idarmation. No experience necessary. 5:30 p.m. Conrad Grebel College, Rm. 107. Further auditions for Coboret. Humanities Theatre- FASSVice%uadMoeting.6:30p.m. CC 113. Bringyourom vices. None rupplpd. The b t n y Soclew presents The End d St..Pnmbarg Thu fibn s second m a sews o f c k u r c~nernaMoncBy Ntght At Iho Manos Cmt r $1 W per 8m or 15 W for the ent~re series. 7:W p.m. AL 113. FASS Writers' Meeting - funwrites noodod! 7:30 p.m. ML 104. Southern Ahka: The Next Step- FimandSpeaker Series features United Church Observer editor Hugh McCallum

they& raised ;he cheese price jrom unr&&able to speaking about the economic and d t i c a l control South unb;e!iwabk. Ahica wieldsovoritsneighbours, McCuRumrec~ntlyspentsix J ~ ~ ~ - ~ (F,+&,~) prayrr. by the ~ ~ d i ~ u~ekstwringSouthnnAhica.EmmwlUnitedChurch,22 Student's Association. 1:30 - 2:30 p.m. CC 135. Eiridsepnt Road West. Waterloo. 7:M p.m. 51.50. Contact

Fed nicks - Nine to A vrstani ng Jane Fonds, Lily Tomlin WPIRG,ext. 2578, CUSOext. 3144for information.

and Dolly Parton. Come see how a real actress outdoer a Cat~hiunfmthe~ur ioyand~orThose~ant ingto~ake turkey and a country singer. 8 p.m. AL 116. FedsSI., Others Profaion of Faith. Dr. Kooistra. 8:W - 9:W p.m. Conrad $2.00. Grebel Cdlego. Th. Earthen Mug - Coffee House sponsored by W. C. F. Superb muffins,assortedteaandcoffee. Rebx,listentomusic. haveachat. 8o.m.-midrught.CCIlO.Uyou~~rmoralr need a supemitural basas, k t me know. Theatreswrts chalknge match Comooutandwatchtwo teams of players engas m mproased acbnggames under the eagle eves of three ludges (6001) 10 W p m PAS 1101 (IS Lounge)

-Saturday, October 3 - Garage & Bake Sak at Klemmer Farmhouse Co-op Daycare. North' Campus, just off Columbia St. part Optometry A children's concert with Fred Penner - Singdong fun with the recordingstar of"The Cat CamoBacV-nominated for a 1980 JUNO award -for proschoal to eight year olds. Tickets $2.00 for children and seniors. $2.50 for others 10:30 am.. 1:W p.m., 3:M p.m. Humanities Theatre. Tickets available at the U. W. Arts CentreBox Office. Bombheher opens 7:W p.m. D.J. after 9 p.m. ~eds,'no cover. Aiiess,$l.00 alter9 p.m. The Sailing Club r hdding the Cooler Island Race for its members on Lake Columbia; prizes vrin be awarded and refreshments offered. For further mformation contact Jamie Morganat 745-2008. There wllbeboatr~ingonandoffshore. BYCS. 1:W p.m Meet by theboat house. Lminars on Idam. Topic: the rok of r e l i m m today's life. Speaker: Mehdi Bahadori. Coffee and donuts wdl be served. 730- 9:W p.m. CC 135. An Elephant i n my Pajamas - starring John Bay as Graucho Marx. "A loving, humourous and respectful tribute to a legend." 8:W p.m. Theatre of the Arts. Tickets $9.50 rfudents/seniorr 58.00. availableat the UW Arts Centre B& Office Try and suet the lmorint reviewer. Federation of Students. Bmrd of Entertainment (the same blood) organzatton, they lust lhke to take up a whok lhe - egolstr) presents Orchestral Manaeuwes in the Dark and The Smons at 8 000 m BmmmanPark TlrketsYI 50F.A. $7.50 bthers. avada6le a i t hekd off&. cccii.k: -"-'

Fed Flicks - S o Friday.

-Sunday, October 4 - Campus Worship SLlvicr. Chaplams Rem Kowtra and Graham Morbey Preachmg from the Prophet Hosea 10 30 a m HH 280

- Tuesdav. October 6 - -,

Si up nav far a Supermarket Tour on Friday mornmg.

about the foodsystem by toUnngaldsupermrket. S b u p at WPIRG, 2176 CC or at the Turnkey D u k by W*, October 14.

-Wednesday, October 7 - bh8i'. on campw - ~lgaruza&nd Meet% 9 a m CC 110 Age dMajori ty Cards OnGmpurforFooPaylngFsdr You must prowde the followng ~denhhcath U of W s-t ID card Brth Cerhkate or Canadtan Cmzensh~pCud VaRd ~as'port, your ~ocml'lnsurance Cardor Dnwr's L i k $2 W Cashor Money Order(Payable toOntanaPhotoCMd) 9 W a m hl l5pm CC135 S p o d b y t h e F e d . Free Noon Hour Concen fealunns Austm St- -I and Kenneth Hull. pmno Spocmd by Conrad Gmbel CoUew 12 30 D m Humantues Theatre K ~ReddrossBloodDonorCGmc Zpm -430pmLand 6 p m - 8 30p m St Luke'sLutheranChurch,317Fr& StreetNorth, K~tchener Research Shortcuts for Dance Students 2 30 p m InfD Desk, Artr Lnbrary Learn h w t o look up the V i T d and kam that 11 oln't a dance! Watr r lw Christian FcUowshib - %me as TWS&JI but held at St Jerome's College, Rm 215.4 30 - 7 W p m Danclng to Delight wth Gabby M ~ e l l and Dancer$ An atternoon of bold and s h m &n dance Part d t h World of Dan Sener 4 30 p m Humanther Theatre $2 adm~ss~on Christian Perrpectwes Lecture Series God. Man and World m Western Thought 4 30 - 6 W p m HH334 Drs Graham Morbey Chapel 4 45 - 5 15 p m Conrad Grebel Chapel Wednesday Nlght Discussion Fel lowNp T o w The Covenant ofGod's Grace -Geness3 6p m C o m m M d , 7 p m Lecture Rem Kmistra and Graham Morbey. Chaplams There's more to the Library than Just Bookd HOW to do research m the l~brary Instructor Gerry Meek. AN Liirary Part of the senes for Mature Students, Penls. Rtfalls and Pleasures of bemg a Mature Student 7 30 p m HH 324 Immature students - report to the CC Pub for a semmw ca how to avotd dmng research

Gay LiberatiandWatorlw(GL0W)sponw~a~oHeehwse~ For further info call 884-GLOW anytlme. 8:30 p.m.,CC 110. Cinema Gratk presents Boob Tube. 9:30 p.m. Campus Centre Great Hall. Free! Sponsored by the CampusCentre Board.

-Thursday, October 8 - Age of Majority Cards - see Wednesday. Si up now for a Supermarket Tour on Friday morning. October 16.10a.m. tillnoon,partdFood Woek.Learnabout the food system by touring a k a l supermarket. Sign upat WPIRG. CC 2178 or IheTurnkey Derk by Wed. Oct. 14.

October 16, 10:W a.m. hll noon, part of Food Week. Learn about the loodaystem by touringalocalsupermarket S~gnup at WPIRG, 2178, CC, or the Turnkey Desk by Wednosday October 14. WJSA (Waterloo Jounsh Students Assoc ) ~nvaer you to the 1st Bagel Brunchof the year(57421foatur~ngTaontoBagels Bnng a fnend (d poss~ble,homTomnto~)lntore~tod but can't attond?CaUPaulats842428 1130-130pm CCllO Brown 8.g Fiim Sn*. Up from the Bargam Basement A Lgh hearted Imk at what 11 IS hke to w k m ow 01 Canada's larger1 department store c h m (30 mmutes) 11 30 am Psych 2083 Sponsored by ~omen'sStudar Bombsheher - see ~ond& . To all humans andlor Science students (whichever c o w first). Is Physics your thing? Interested in intellkent conversation? There dl be an organizatmal meeting for the physics club where such things win be decided. S h up at Physics 228 at 1230 p.m. Reuarch Shortcuts Workshop for Political Science Students. 230 p.m. I d d e s k , Arts Library. WCFSuppuMlcling- JesurG~esPowertobeaLhutpk. 7heChnrtsnnoobpouortobeabktoobeyGod 4 30-7 W om. HH280. (The atheist merely ne-zdr beer.)

FASS Pmdwtion Meeting Anyono mterested m helpnng produce or pubhclze FASSIS mwted lo attend Can't make 81

hut want to helo? CaU Berw at 884 Mm I G n hcr to do her

ThoAmteurRad~oClub~rholhgameet~ng Comem.tryou! oquwment and meet a lot 01 really mtorertmg "ham Evowne u welcome and mombershws are wadable 4 30 o m E2 2355 c

First general membership meetkg for the Ukrainian StudentsClub. Oktoberfest tkketdistributiondlbeheldand events discussed. Bring your ideas. Everyone wkome. 6:W p.m. CC 135. Further auditionsfor Caboret. 6:Mp.m. Humanities Theatre. Gowan - make John A. hapw. The Transcendental Meditation Program as taught by Maharishi Mahesh Yngi: A free introductory kcture w m r e d bv the SlMS dub. 7:30 p.m. ES1-347 Sign up row for a Supmarket Tour on Friday morning, October 16. 10:W a.m. till noon. Dart of Fmd week. Learn

Research Shortcuts for History students. 10:30 a.m. Info Desk, Arts Library. Bombshelter - see Monday. A Matter of Time: a practical workshopldircusion on th management. Lorraine Beattie,Asirtant to theLibraMn,Ad- minstratlon. Part of the Mature Students Programof goner4 mterest. 1.30 p.m. HH373. Research Shortcuts for Health Studies and Kin students. 230 p.m. lnfo Desk, Arts Library. FASS CoffeehouseOrganizationalMeetlng.5:15p.m.CC 110. The Bhakti Yoga Club is having mantra meditation and readings from the Bhagavad Gita. Everyone welcome. Free. 530 - 6:30 pm. CC 113. Caribbean Student Association G e d Meem. 5:30 o.m. CC 135. Women's Issues Group &wursm on women and work Come and share your feolmgs and ideas 7 - 9 p m CC 135 The Feds' BENT presents Capital recordmg a* Deserters 8 W o m WaterlooMotorlnn S3Feds.Ylothers S i m un now for a Suwrmad'et Tour onFndav.October46. 10-a m' re noon part of Fmd Week Learn about the food system by lourtnga laalsupermarke~ SngnupatWPWG.CC 2176 or the Turnkey Derk by Wednesday. October 14

- Friday, and Coming - You're A Good Man Charhe Brown - the all-hme he musical comedy by the Nat~onal Players Tiketa 59 50 Students, semors $8 Avadable at the UW Arts Centre Box OLce 8 00 p m Humanltles Theatre Fed Fhcks - No mowes AnnuatFeaMarket Dep't of Athletics Oct 24-9a m to3 p m Man gym, PAC Vendors needed 6lO/booth, plus 10$ profits For further tnlormat~on call Peter Hopknnr, hrector. Campus Recreatmn, ext 3532 or Room 2MO PAC Flippancy Lessons - or Haw To Not Go Nuts Twns Campus Events Ghaal Prerequwte Forbearance 201 avojdmg rude comments about sdy but potentially senstlve reltgous groups and some Federat~on thmgs Taught by lmprmt hoductmn Manager You buy Gradclub Anytlmo P S - YOU guess what I didn't say about "tongue, tummy and mmd ' Gronk

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OFS meets to discuss CFS &cutbacks The plans of the Ontario Federation of Students to merge

with the National Union of Students burgeoned forth at the OFS conference in Toronto last weekend (September 24 - 27). A draft constitution and by-laws were introduced and passed, OFS policy was introduced so that Canadian Federation of Students, Ontario policy could be formed, and discussion centred around the national effect of provincial planning and the mthods of communication between CFS, CFS Ontario, the member student unions, and students.

Although the constitution and by-laws must wait for the CFS founding conference (to be held in Ottawa this month) to be ratified, OFS had to change its own by-laws to accommodate the anticipated changes.

The amendments in OFS’ by-laws include a provision whereby no student union which is not a member of CFS will be allowed to become a member of OFS and one that states that student unions may “remain full members of the Federation at no cost or fee for as long as they are voting members of CFS Ontario.”

Further: “When two-thirds of the members of the Federation are full-voting members of the Canadian Federation of Students, Ontario, the Federation (OFS) will immediately dissolve. Such dissolution will not, however, occur any earlier than January I, 1985.”

According to John Docherty, a representative of NUS at the conference, a new structure will be put in place at the founding conference, with OFS and NUS becoming “dummy corporat- ions” of CFS Ontario and CFS. The new organizations would then hold the money in trust.

Docherty said that the other provincial organizations were working on their own draft constitutions and would come to the

system (unlike PEI, for instance, which relies almost totally on

founding conference prepared to become part of the new EPF for educational funding and cannot cut back). In Ontario,

national body. over one billiondollarsare transferred through EPF;about 32% of this going to post-secondary education.

He also mentioned that the original concept of having one fee for all members of the organization had beenscrapped. Thefees will not consist of the national component fee and the services fee (constant) and the provincial fee (which varies from province to province).

With this announcement, the OFS anti-cutbacks campaign strategy became acutely important. The centrepiece of this strategy is the National Day of Protest, to be held on October 29th, which will entail “assorted festivals, rallies, marriages, funerals and lotteries across the province” reports the OFS Campaign Committee.

The work with the OFS Structuring Committee is nowhere near complete, though. Still to be worked on are: how OFS Commissions fit into the CFS Ontario structure; the completion of the CFS Ontario policy proposal; the possibility of more full- time executive members; the bugs in and the legalities of the draft constitution; and, join materials with CFS.

During the conference, the $2 billion cuts in the Established Programme Finaces, which transfers federal money to the provinces to be spent on health care and education were made public. In announcing the cuts before the opening plenary, Barb Taylor, OFS Chairperson, said that they were“not likecutbacks we have faced in the past couple of years.”

Taylor asserted that the 30% reduction meant looking at massive across-the-board cuts in post-secondary institutions or the closing of five or six universities(approximately one third of those in Ontairo).

Docherty believed that the cuts would “devastate education” and that “Ontario stands more to lose” becaue it has such a large

As a list of priorities, the Committee suggested: 1) to organize and inform students; 2) to build alliances on campus; 3) to build alliances off campus and become part of networks; and 4) to lobby the government. It was felt that lobbying would not be effective if it didn’t have support.

Included in the six week campaign (September 28 to November 7) are: an information blitz on campus(withposters, press releases, pamphlets, etc.); a mass lobby on October 19; the solidification of alliance support and a library study-in the night of October 28 (the day before the Day of Protest).

Federation of Students President Wim Simonis was displeased with the campaign, claiming that the OFS did not adequately consult local student unions in developing the strategy employed, the tactics or the campaign material. As far as he was concerned, the timing of the events was poor, conflicting with many local events.

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Waterloo, like many other delegations, did not attend the final plenary. __ Ira Nayman

Somalia’s Ppoblems Global Abdinur Yussof, Somalian

Ambassador to Canada, spoke to students at Conrad Grebel College in a lecture sponsored by the Peace So- ciety last Friday.

In his lecture, Yussof em- phasized his view that every country’s problem is a global problem.

“We are living in an inter- dependent world”, he stated. “It is a world where we all need

, each other”.

1 Yussof made the analogy

that countries are much like a

man and a horse. The man feeds and grooms the horse while the horse aids the man in his work. Though the rela- tionship appears mutual, the man in reality dominates the animal. Similarly, although countries wish to be equal, some countries dominate others.

The ambassador pointed out that there have beena large number of summits, but no solutions. “What I meanis that solutions must be worked out in the United Nations; we have all the facilities, all the exper- tise we need.”

Yussof upholds the need for the North-South Dialogue, but states that it will not work as long as each side is not internally united. According to Yussof, thereare two norths - the capitalist and the communist (United States and the Soviet Union, respec- tively). Talks fail because of this rivalry, he says.

“The real dialogue is be- tween the haves and the have nots”, explained Yussof. His example, Somalia, is one of the poorest countries in the

with Canada as it has nothing to offer her.

It is from this perspective that the ambassador advises the world to view Somalia’s problems. “We are being led by two super powers who are both frustrated”, stated Yus- sof.

Yussof believes the problem was, conceived in 1884 when Africa was divided among the major powers. These powers then imposed their own sys- tems upon the natives. “We were told to have parliaments; we had our own way and were told it was wrong”.

Another problem that dom- inated African countries are faced with is that the fertile land is used to grow com- modities which are scarce in Europe - not at all the crops that the populace requires. “We have been designed to serve European communi- ties”, explained Yussof.

Travel and communica- tions is still dominated from without. Yussof used the example of making a tele- phone call to Ivory Coast from Guyana (neighbouring regions). Guyana is first connected to London, which then connects to Paris and then to the Ivory Coast.

Now the Soviet Union is imposing itself upon African countries. For instance, students are being removed from Africa and trained in Soviet universities in order that the USSR might gain a better foothold. And already the Soviet Union is destroying Ethiopia.

The ambassador concluded stating that we must see each country’s problem as part of a global problem and that the UN is a way in which these problems can be solved.

Yussof, trained as a lawyer, has served as an educator, and a planner. He has been involved with UNESCO, and has attended many con- ferences of the African Organization for Unity. For four years he served at the United Nations and now at Ottawa for three years. The ambassador is also fluent in six languages.

Anna Lehn

Graduates vote expansion in

The movement to halt the expansion of the Graduate Club was itself halted as a result of the special meeting of the Graduate Club held Thursday, September 24.

Bill Wells, who led the movement to stop expansion, and who carried a petition in early September to call the special meeting to discuss the question, suggested a prototype expansion be created.

Wells began his statement by emphasizing the fact that “too much work (had) gone into the design process to be disregarded or dismissed.” He felt, however, that the design was “incomplete and lacking a vital and necessary element.” Wells went on to ask, “Can we have a structured expansion and a socially designed program which reflects the diverse spirit of the graduate students?”

Bill Halverson, Grad Club President, responded by stressing that a great effort had been made to provide an addition and indicated that “planning”, had allowed for future adjustments. A solar greenhouse had been suggested by Wells.

Halverson stated that a ground floor patio would require a restricted means of access and an additional person would then be needed to staff the area. It would be cheaper, Halverson main-

tained, to leave the terrace at its presently proposed location on the roof of the extension.

Wells next proposed that financial referendums “be held in a period which reflects the middle between the highest and lowest enrolment of that calendar year.” The board of directors for the Grad Club established that this figure would be difficult to calculate, and Myk Bartlett (Chief Returning Officer) added that there was nothing in the charter bylaws stating a specific time at which to hold a referendum. Ballots were sent out to all Graduate students registered with the univerity and The Newsletter (a graduate bullentin) was used to keep everyone in- formed of current expansion ideas.

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Wells concluded the end by expressing hope that the meeting had reflected “a mu- tual learning experience.” He then introduced his (six) proposals as motions (one motion was later withdrawn).

Each motion, after dis- cussion, was defeated. The referendum remains a legi- timate decision, and the fi- nancial and structural plans will be submitted before the Board of Governors in an October meeting.

Halverson is hopeful that the construction will begin b> Spring of 1982.

Laurie L. Garringer

Imprint is the student newspaper at me Un$*r$,ts of f’gU.narmshTh~reforcin.gmetodoth3s.Idon’twant. Watierloo.‘It Is &q editorially @dependent newepa;ijer. tn. There are so -people who contributed, it’s vBTy publUhed2qGmprint Publioatio~, Waterloo,acorpor - ha;rdtolistthemILU.BUtIh&V8tOhUiT3T.Th&nk8goto &Ion without share capital. Imprint Is a member Of Ern6st Massiah, Anna Lehn, Tim Perlioh, Cathy Leek, I- cansdUb JJ@msiQ preaS (CUP), an organization of ,$-km -Marshall, Nathan Rudyk, Prabhakar Ragde, John ti&e than ‘60 stUlsnt---papers across Cana& McMullen, Wm. Knight, Rick Janson, Lois Abraham, Imprint is a& a meinber of the Otitario Community Mark Priddle, Kevin Gibb, Ira Nayman, John Brioux, N-paper Association (OCNA). Imprint publishes Cliff Goodman, Catby McBride, Iain (fYom before), every Fridqrdur~ the remar t&mu. Mail shouidbe NadBm Simonis, Tim Wallace, Barb Cotton, Chris addI9ssed to “Impr&t, Cam* &ntre Room 140, vni- Bauman, Dan Ayad, -Dave Bray. GASP! AlsoQaqy versity of Waterloo, Waterloo, Ont&Flo.” Gladstone, Laurie Garringer, Pat Shore, Vlr@nia , \ Butler, Susan Montonen, Wojtek Koslinski, Anne

McGonigle, and the ever-present John Bast, Sylvia , \ H-an, Scott Murray, and Peter Saractio.

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.- / UniyerSiti#es a good investment -.- /

What 3 that you say? ’ I don ‘t quite get the p&t. Would you say it

cent interest rates ona mortgage, twelve per cent ’ ‘increases in the Consumer Price Index, and an

education. And their added support will leave government with little choice but to return to

again?- unemployment rate near nine percent, go a long supporting universities as they should be. I < I”m stillnotsure what it isyou want, couldyou way in taking up one’s attention; Peter Saracino tryi riL &asing it? .

2k6aybkS jou shoutd write itA out. You’re not ~s&iq,~tiy sense a-t ,all.

_ ;. ‘-f&t @iii ideq?. ::, ’ - &sr?&rce the @isher Commission released

~$s &&i-t of the &~rnittee on the Future &ole o$JJibersities iti ?Ontario. all- factions of the university communi& have. been‘ ,issuing the . . same ominous warning: Give us more money or

’ t&system is goingto’collapse. You hear it from ‘ . ‘W student unions an$lthe Ontario Federation of Students. You hear it from faculty associations . .* “. ‘i - a$&university, administrations. You.even hear E&u government advisory bodies\ such as the ,,. %A,..?<,; .~$$‘&&n& on UGve;siti Aff.airs and the

/A aforementioned -Fisher Commission

. So, &en, whyi$n’tthe government getting all ,. , ex?&$!~.~ &#&&he ‘pioblem~ and ,digging into%s .’

Where we - I use the word ‘we’collectively to include students, professors, administrators, and the other elements .of post-secondary academia - have gone awry is in our lack of being able to convince the public that we really are a vital part of Canadian society. So far, few people really believe that universities playmuch of a role in industry, commerce or international trade.

And that is really more a case of negligence on our-part as opposed to ignorance on the part of . the taxpaying public.

What universities need to do now is4 sell themselves to the people. We have to get out and tell them that basic Research and Development is much, much more important than just growing things in test-tubes and soldering togethertransistors. It means jobs, improved l

tioffers~for the much needed funds? quality of life, and increased freedom through One explanation for the lack of action on the knowledge. (We already know that.)

part of our parliamentarians is the hard and &old If we can convince people that a healthy knowledge that the taxpayer is burdened with enough troublesof -his (or her) own to spend’

university system is . essential to a healthy economythen they will be more willing to have

much timeworrying’about us. Twenty-one per their hard l earned- tax dollars spent on - - - I I -

T<he Supreme Court’s rulings of Monday y Ottawa now vows to carry forward itsplans i .have not ultimately decided the fate. of the

.Canadian Constitution; if anything, the Court for unilateral constitutional change,’ based on the 7 - 2 Supreme Court decision. , i has pitched the opposing .forces of the ‘con- -. I

stitutional question into a’ more severe and If Ottawa does press forward it will be setting ’ intense $battle. a dangerous precedent. If the government re- ’

A clearcut, consistent .decision on the two important issues before the court

fuses to respect convention by not consulting. 1 - the right of :-the provinces on patriation where will it dec’ide _ _ .i

the Federal Government to patriate the con- next to disregard political., convention? Will it _- stitution and the real power of unwritten con- t refuse to Ltep downafter adefeat in the House of vention or tradition regarding provin‘cial agree- Commons? It could: the resignation of the

. Iment to constitutional changes - would have cabinet after a defeat in the House is traditional given either party”(the provinces or the feds) an convention: an unwritten rule. ’ u.nzissailable legal base on , which their re-

\ I .spective actionscould b.e based. That is an extreme example, but represents‘

However, the 7 - 2 judge.ment which gives the-contempt for convention and country that Ottawa the legal right to patriate without pro- the government would exhibit if it prepared uni- vincial consent is at odds with the 6 L- 3 court . lateral pat&ation. - \ .< , - decision which asserts the provinces’ power, by , The Supreme Court’s rulings, ineffect legally

: tionvention, of blocking any unilateral con- entitle the eederal Government-to violate the \ stitutional reform by withholding their agree- very conventions on which its limits andpowersn

Iagint. . ,‘a_ are based. 1 $8

‘2. Yet, disregarding conventions, Ottawa This contradiction can only bring upon , *: . c&ims victory - but it is onlyaviCtory inastrict Canada more confusion and more discontent.

legal sense. The. court verdict gives the Feds the The government must not bluster through with right, to unilaterally patriate the,*constitution unilateral’ 1 patriation; it may be legal but without the. provinces consent; a move in contemptuous and wrong.- \

’ _ I delt’fance *of/Canadian political, tradition. , / t . ’ -. . Wm. Knight

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UW ‘Prodigy’ chess program readied 0 As most of us were on a

work-term or taking a much deserved break this summer, twc graduate Computer Science students currently involved in Ph.D. studies worked feverishly on a com- puter chess project. Jonathan Schaeffer and Howard John- son organized the computer chess project last March and with the assistance of some undergraduate students de- veloped a program known as “PRODIGY”.

The date that Schaeffer and Johnson were working to- wards during the winter term and the summer months was the entry deadline for the prestigious, annual North A- merican Computer Chess Championship (NACCC) sponsored by the Association of Computing Machinery (ACM) and held this year in Los Angeles, California, No- vember 8,9, and 10. The target deadline of September 10, 198 1 was met and just last

week the juried decision was received.

The University of Waterloo entry “PRODIGY” will be given one of the eleven available positions to par- ticipate in the North American chess program vs. chess pro- gram tournament.

In all there will be sixteen teams participating in the 198 1 version of the NACCC.

The first five positions will be decided on the basis of the results from the third World

Morality debated

i Philosphy vs. Theology I have always wondered

what the basis is for meaing- ful existence; if absolutes are outdated . . . if, indeed, there are absolutes. Is there some morality that is true, here and now, and holds true in Af- ghanistan, Peking, Moscow, and the farside of Pluto?

This ultimate question is contained in the resolution, “Morality requires a super- natural foundation”, which was hotly debated between Dr. Oliver O’Donovan of the Toronto School of Theology and Dr.Jan Narveson, a pro- fessor of Philosophy at U.W.

O’Donovan, publicly tak- ing the Christian side of the debate (that is, the affirmative side) said during the debate he was a Protestant and that Christ was a living part c f his life.

Narveson, a self-professed “humanist” took the negative side. According to a media guide provided by U.W. to newspapers, Narveson is qua- lified to comment onabortion, ethics, Marxism, politics, re- ligions, social justice, na- tionalism, and music - class- ical and chamber. Between these two, you would think they would have the answers.

Robert A. Heinlein has it right when he wrote, “Do you realize that in many thousands of years , philosophy has resolved nat one basic ques- tion?”

Or, I’ll quote Narveson: Most of us are wrong about most things.

I’ll say this much: inter- esting as the debate was, it was all cotton candy and no substance. Nothing was re- solved, and it didn’t look like anyone came away with new information y during the question period, most ques- tioners seemed to have their own philosophical axes to grind.

The debate seemed to centre on the question, “Of what use is God to moral behaviour?’ If humans manage to agree on a code of ethics, morals or code of behaviour, who needs a higher authority?

O’Donovan’s counter sug- gested that this is too “limited” an outlook and cannot be universal.

Narveson cited religions whose “morals” would be unacceptable to Christians, and stated that they had as much authority as Christians have to back their moral codes. He said that the“upper- case” (proper noun) Christian morality is acceptable to this society because it is so similar to the “lower case” (common noun) Christian morality to which he himself, and many others, subscribe.

It was.his assertion that the “lower-case”christian mora- lity is simply a practical way to get people to live together

without seriously infringing on each others rights and prerogatives - for example, he suggested that it is not “natural” for humans to re- frain from killing - it may be quite the opposite. How can one then survive? By living ina society where killing fellow citizens is not sanctioned.

The “Great Debate” lasted two hours in total, half an hour of which comprised the two principals argueing with each other, and then those two interacting with the audience. Clearly, this was too short a time to resolve the matter satisfactorily - it was nearly too short a time for the two debaters to take a coherent position - and most of the audience seemed to leave unsatisfied.

Many people turned out to hear the contest -the Theatre of Arts was more than two- thirds‘full.

As an intellectual exercise, “The Great Debate” can only be called an outstanding success. It was even a thea- trical success, as bothspeakers were personable, forceful, and witty. It was sponsored by the Waterloo Christian Fellow- ship.

But there were no final answers. That was disappoint- ing.

John W. Bast

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The NACCC will be played in round-robin fashion with each team playing four games

against four different op- ponents drawn at random.

“PRODIGY”, the Water- loo entry, will probably be running on a Honeywell 6000 series computer based in Honeywell’s primary research center located in Phoenix, Arizona. Communications to the tournament site from Phoenix will be made via telephone line. The machine itself will be similar to that of the Math Faculty Computing Facility’s Honeywell 66/ 60 differing basically in its rate of execution (believed to be approximately five to fifty times faster) with less frequent system failures. Tim Perlich

Feds pass patio Federation council has

passed a motion “to accept the idea of the advent of the Bombshelter (the student run pub in the Campus Centre) patio in principle” according to Federation President Wim Simonis. Simonis claims the move has the support of the administration, including Pre- sident Wright.

Bombshelter manager Rita Schneider claims “I know nothing about it.”

The patio is being planned to offset bombshelter losses during the summer term. Simonis says, “The renova- tions we did last summer have proved to be worthwhile.” He hopes that the patio will provide a quiet, relaxed at- mosphere as an alternative the main room of the pub. “We lose so much money in the summertime that anything is an improvement.” .

Simonis has talked to the School of Architecture and the design might be a class project. Once plans have been drawn up and costs are known, the plan must get council approval again, before any work can begin.

Simonis bases his claim of student support for the patio on a survey taken in a. Federation advertisement placed in the June 19 issue of the Imprint. The survey re- ceived only 50 to 75 responses, but all of these were in favour of the patio.

Yet there is some opposition to the plan. According to Simonis, while supporting the principle, is concerned with destroying the pub atmos- here.

Cameron Anderson is one of the councillers who oppose the idea. Anderson says he

would support the patio if there were more positive indications that it would generate more business. He feels that not enough research has been done to support Simonis’ claims in this area.

Anderson believes that the survey does not give a suf- ficient basis for student sup- port for the patio. Appro- priating these funds for the patio will affect the whole student body so the whole student body should be con- sulted. I don’t think the students have been consulted enough.” He also stressed the setting of prioities on where the money should be spent, questioning the usefulness of a patio when programmes and departments are faced with budget cuts and underfund- ing.

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Villagers Prepare for Benefit Semi Villages One and Two are

busy putting plans into action in preparation for the Second Annual Benefit Semi-Formal.

The idea of a benefit semi- formal, combining the efforts of both student villages, or- iginated in 1980 as a response to the Terry Fox Marathon of Hope. The $5,000 in proceeds from the first annual benefit semi-formal which was held November 20,198O were don- ated to the Canadian Cancer Society (Terry Fox Fund) on behalf of Villages One and Two. All proceeds from the 198 1 benefit semi-formal will be donated to the Ontario Heart Foundation.

The Second Annual Benefit Semi Formal is scheduled to be held in late November. Those’ involved in t@e organ- ization of this year’s benefit are working to exceed last year’s char-itable donation. In order to meet this goal, 198 1 ticket sales have been opened up to non-villagers. (Tickets for this year’s benefit will also be avail- able through residences and merchants in the community at large.)

Villagers get breakfast back

Weekend breakfasts are back again for residents of Village On? and Two. Intially proposed as a means of cutting costs in the Villages, the con- tinental breakfasts served mornings on Saturday and Sunday had been eliminted since the beginning of the term.

At the suggestion of the Villages forty-six Dons, forty- one of whom are former villagers themselves, it was suggested that this meal be el- iminated since so few students attend. A decided majority of villagers, however, reacted strongly to this proposal and breakfasts were quickly rein- stated by Dr. Ron Eydt, Warden of Residences.

In addition to the dis- agreement of the students, Food Services concluded that there were no savings to be made at all. While the number of work shifts for kitchen staff was reduced from two to one, the length of the remaining shift serving lunch was leng- thened such that the payment of overtime wages was nec- essary.

Eydt stated that the cut- backs already made (the el- imination of paper towels in washrooms and restricted ser- vings of meat at all meals) are sufficient to bring the budget within the boundaries ap- proved by the Board of Gov- ernors. This includes a saving for Food Services of $50,000 on the one meat serving per meal and an addl’tional saving of $15,000 with the removal of the paper towels. As well, several major work projects have been postponed until next year.

“Villagers wish,” stated Eydt, “a maintenance of life style and service.” He inter- prets this as meaning they like things the way they are and are willing to pay for them.

Jim Marshall

FASS creates an amateur talent night

Some time in the near future, the first annual Univer- sity of Waterloo Coffee House will take place.

A Coffee House is a sort of amateur talent night, in which members of the community (in

this case, the University) get to come on out and show offtheir talents. “Talent” in this case can mean just about anything - if you can sing, dance, play a musical instrument, do magic, tell jokes, juggle or do any- thing at all that other people might find mildly enter- taining, you qualify. : The whole thing is being or-

ganized by FASS, that zany amateur theatre troupe that puts on a show every Feb- ruary. A lot of people have been complaining that only students on campus in the winter term actually get to per- form in FASS; the result of all this mumbling and grumbling is the Coffee House.

Are there any restrictions? Not, not really. The organ- izers of the Coffee House will preview all acts,before hand to make sure the&e is some re- deeming socialtvalue (i.e. that there’s nothing Fude crude and disgusting th@‘s likely to offend people’).! Anything that has’ a ‘G’ ratin$ (well, maybe PG) is fine. :

If you’re ifiterested, you should say so as soon as possible (acts *will likely be scheduled on ’ a first-come, first-served basis). No pre- paration is required, but you may wish to prepare some- thing in advance so you won’t be stuck when weaskyou what you plan to do.

Information sheets will be available soon, and can be found outside the FASS office in South Campus Hall (room 234-B, right next to CUSO). If you’d like more information, there are three ways to contact us: leave anote under the doore of the aforementioned FASS office, call Bernie Roehl at ext. 38 15 or use the‘mail’system on Math’s Honeywell computer system (userid FASS).

The coffee house will act- ually take place on Friday, the 13th of November (easy to re- member) in the Math Faculty Lounge (MC 5136).

RCMP soon to destroy files

TORONTO (CUP) - “A very large number” of the “800,000 files on Canadians discussing personal vulnerabilities,” col- lected by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will soon be destroyed, according t? Can- adian Solicitor-General Rob- ert Kaplan.

Kaplan told a packed moot court at the University of Toronto Faculty of Law on September 23 that the govern- ment currently possesses a file on one out of every ten Can- adian adults.

“I don’t ‘think Canadians agree with that, and I think they’re right,” he said.

Kaplan, the cabinet min- ister responsible for the RCMP, said he receives appli- cations for “the extraordin- ary authority to encroach on somebody’s privacy” on the average of one a day. Of these, the vast majority are “legit- imate” he said, and “99.0 per cent do not involve Can- adians.”

The solicitor-general stres- sed the importance of drawing “a very thick line between democratic dissent and non- democratic dissent.” He at- tributed past violations of civil liberties by security officer’s, particularly regarding demo- cratic separatist activities in Quebec, to a “lack of under- standing by Canadians gen- erally about separatism, and also failure to have adequate control of the police.” -..

Kaplan said the 800,000 files’

currently existing are not on the part of the security letters sent out last May to-the crease to $16 million. stored in a computer bank, service. “In fact, it turned out universities from the Ontario Cathy Leek and that their confidentiality that the Liberal party was one Ministry of Education, re- would be protected by the of its favourite targets,” he sulted in several studies on the Access to Information Bill in- said. supply and demand of these Army once traduced by cabinet minister Kaplan suggested that an specialists. Francis Fox six months ago, auditor-general be appointed W. A. McLaughlin, Univer-

went batty (ZNS/CUP) - Army docu-

which states that there must be to provide “insurance against sity of Waterloo’s enginee;ring ments show during the early a good cause to open a file. abuse” in the new government faculty dean, said at Mon- days of World War II, the

The powers given Canadian agency. Kaplan agreed with day’s Engineering Faculty United States planned to drop security service operatives re- the McDonald Commission Council meeting that most ed- millions of live bats over main justifiable, Kaplan said. recommendation that the gov- ucdators feel engineers’ skills Japan, each carrying a small “Where it is necessary and ernment seek out more soph- could be better utilized if a incendiary bomb, timed to reasonable, they do haveauth- isticated people ,for the new shortage of professionals did explode after the bats found ority todo things other citizens security service. develop. He also said he shelter. cannot do. They have not only Kaplan agreed that it would believes there is no immediate The idea came from a the authority but the duty to be impossible for the new problem. Pennsylvania surgeon, and the behave in this fashion.” service to start from scratch, When asked to reply to the Army took it seriously enough

Kaplan added that the and that the employment of Ministry’s letter by July, the to spend two million dollars government is hesitant to the same people might lead to engineering faculty decided capturing bats, developing a enshrine security service pre- the same problems. “There is that U W’s engineering faculty one-ounce bomb and testing progatives in legislature. “If that danger,” he said.

No shortage of could expand to accept 160 the pfogram in New Mexico.

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Canada, swallows U.S. line on El Salvador

The present position of the Canadian government to- wards the sad, events in El Salvador was made clear to Canadians when the Secretary of State for External Affairs, the Hon. Mark MacGuigan rose to speak against a motion on El Salvador which was introduced by the NDP on March 9, 198 1.

The motion stated “that this house condemns the govern- ment for its failure to protest the American military in- tervention in support of the military junta in El Salvador, and calls on the Prime Minister in his talks with the president of the United States to urge an end to military involvement on the side of a repressive regime which denies civil rights and is fighting those who wish to establish a democratic government.”

MacGuigan responded to the motion by echoing U.S. Government policy. He stated that “opinions may differ as to the character of the regime (the Duarte government in El Salvador), but not as to the character and motivations of those fighting against it.” He then quotes Robert E. White, the former U.S. Ambassador to El Salvador, as saying that “the ultimate enemy of Western civilization and of the U.S. in El Salvador is a Marxist-Leninist group dedi- cated to the overthrow of the government by force and the elimination of all U.S. in- fluence from the region.” “The men with the guns,” according to Mr. White, “are committed Marxist-Leninsts”.

The revolutionary op.* position in El Salvador has a much more complex profile than the Secretary of State suggests. It is Catholic, agrarian and nationalist in its very roots, but it also has strong Marxist, Christian democratic and social demo- cratic trends, with militant students, and accountants, printers and bank clerks a- mong others in its ranks.

MacGuigan continued, “Canada, like many other countries, welcomed the overthrow of the dictatorial regime of General Carlos Romero in 1979 and its replacement by the govern- ment of progressive civilian and military leaders. This government adopted a num- ber of social and economic measures which it believed would bring about needed social reforms. For example, it nationalized the banks and foreign trade. It also took initial steps to introduce a much needed land reform and adopted other measures in an attempt to provide a govern- ment which would be more attentive to the political, social and economic needs and aspirations of the popula- tion.”

The Secretary of State spoke in high terms of the present leader of El Salvador, Napoleon Duarte: “a res- pected Christian democrat who is widely believed to be the best person to lead a reformist government at the present time.” The Duarte govern- ment, according to Mac- Guigan, “has pledged to turn over 40% of the land to small landowners, to proceed with other social reforms, to hold free elections in 1982 - three years earlier, I might add, then the leftist regime in Nicaragua - and to grant amnesty to left- wing guerillas”. The Secretary of State certainly gives the impression that Duarte cares for the people of his country.

It is interesting to contrast MacGuigan’s words with those of Carlos Fuentes, a leading Mexican novelist, w,ho recently asked himself the question “who cared about El Salvador?”

In. answering his own question, Fuentes said, “I shall tell you who cared. Father Rutillio Grande cared, who was killed because he said that poverty is not the will of God but the greed of a few. Archbishop Oscar Romero

cared, who was killed because he found it intolerable that illiteracy in El Salvador would affect almost half the popula- tion. Four American religious workers cared, who went to work so that infant mortaility in El Salvador would not be three and four times higher than in any industrialized nation. The leaders of the National Demoncratic Front cared who offered political opposition along with politi- cal solutions and paid for it with their lives. Jose Napoleon Duarte, the president of El Salvador should care. He who was tortured by the same thugs with whom he shares power today, who was deprived of his electoral victory in 1972 by the same gorillas ’ with whom today he offers free elections to a population that has seen its

’ brothers and sisters and fathers and mothers and children die, assasinated by the same death squads that are supposed to guarantee free elections in El Salvador.”

In his speech to the house the Secretary of State con- tends that the -Duarte govern- ment is hindered by“extremist opponents on the left and right.”

MacGuigan’s use of the “Extremist left and right” formula is in direct opposition to the documented evidence of the legal aid office of the Archbishop of San Salvador, which places the blame for the deaths of thousands of innocent civilians on the regime which MacGuigan attempts to absolve.

He places great credance in the U.S. Government white paper published in February 23, 198 1, which indicated that the U.S. Government “had obtained incontrovertible evidence that massive a- mounts of weapons and military equipment - had been provided to the revolu- tionary forces in El Salvador by a number of socialist block countries and funneled

through Nicaragua with the apparent cooperation of Nica- raguan officials.”

These weapons, according to MacGuigan’s reading of the white paper, were “of western origin, presumably to disguise their source - some of which had been specifically identi- fied as being U.S. weapons left behind in Viet Nam”.

MacGuigan states “We have no reason to doubt the evidence which is also ac- cepted as valid by many other governments.”

In fact, the now-famous white paper has proven under scrutiny to be contradictory, and is far from being a convincing document. Ques- tions have been raised about the very authenticity of the supporting documents. One of the startling realities that emerges from these docu- ments is that they simply do not support the U.S. adminis- tration’s charge that El Sal- vador is being subjected to “indirect armed aggression by communist powers”.

One document used by the State department to show communist aggression actu- ally contains evidence to the contrary. The white paper also completely ignores the fact that the Salvadorian guerillas are obtaining many of their weapons from the interna- tional arms market. As in most liberation wars, a large por- tion of the guerilla arms also comes from the U.S. com- pliments of the local militaries that the U.S. has armed.

MacGuigan concludes his address by saying that “sheer outpourings of moral indig- nation are not much help. They may ease the conscience but they do not advance the solution.”

He dismissed the NDP motion as acalculated attempt “to create tensions between the government of Canada and the government of the United States, which will not add one iota of practical assistance to the real sufferers in this issue, namely the people of. El Salvador.”

The Secretary of State’s statement closely parallels U.S. government policy by emphasizing the viability of the current Duarte regime, when the regime is in fact relatively weak, unpopular and internationally isolated. By downplaying the respon- sibility of the Duarte regime for the excesses being com- mitted by security and para- military forces, by exaggera- ting the positive impact of current reforms and by por-

traying the opposition forces as Marxist-Leninist terrorists unsuitable or unwilling to engage in constructive dia- logue, and by underestimating the domestic legitimacy and international support enjoyed by the opposition forces, he is deceiving the House of Com- mons and the Canadian peo- ple. U.S. Secretary of State Alexander Haig could not have done a better job.

While Prime Minister Tru- deau has made much of Canada’s role as a champion of third world nations in upcoming dialogue between North and South nations, his position on El Salvador be- comes yet another indicator of a weak Canada which con- sistently parrots the U.S. government line. Canada has missed another opportunity to take a leadership role in international affairs in an issue which is more than just a “matter of conscience.”

In international rhetoric, nations which are geographi- cally located in the northern hemisphere are the rich de- veloped nations - the U.S., Canada, the European nations and Japan. Nations which are located in the southern hemi- sphere just happen to be the poorer nations in economic terms - Central America, Latin America, Africa, and Asia.

Guigan, in stating the Liberal Secretary of State Mac-

government stand on El Salva- dor, takes a position which differs from the leading spoke- persons from nations repre- senting the south. By his failure to support the NDP motion, MacGuigan separates himself from the presidents of Mexico, Venezuela and Costa Rica, all of whom call for the U.S. not to supply arms to the Duarte regime in El Salvador.

The Mexican president warns Washington that “nei- ther stability or justice in this hemisphere will be served by elevating the civil war in El Salvador to an East-West confrontation.”

The president of Venezuela warns that no one in Latin America “wants to repeat the painful experience of U.S. intervention.” And the Presi- dent of Costa Rica claims that “excessive military aid would ultimately weaken Duarte and other civilians in the Salva- dorian government.”

Students would do well to protest the position taken by the Canadian government on the El Salvador issue by writing to Secretary of State for External Affairs Mac- Guigan and Prime Minister Trudeau, even I’f it is “sheer outpourings of moral indigna- tion.”

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OFS drafts constitution for new organization A draft constitution andby-lawsfor the Canadian Fed-

oration of Students (CFS) Ontario wasformulatedat last ization. Only student unions which have held successful

week’s conference of the Ontario Federation of Students membership referenda or are in Toronto. CFS, Ontario willsupersede OFS as the new planning to hold membership provincial student union. referenda are eligible to be-

Introducing the package at the-first workshop on re- come members in CFS, On- _ structuring, Barb Taylor,bFS Chairperson, pointed out tario.

that it was “very much like the OFS draft constitution. ” Students (referred to as “individual members”) are

The constitution starts with a lengthy preamble which reads:

“We, the students of Can- ada, recognizing the need to speak with one voice in as- serting our legitimate needs and concerns, wish to express our support for one national student organization whose basic aims will be as follows: 1. To organize students on a

democratic, co-operative basis in advancing our own interests, and in advancing the interests of our com- munity;

2. to provide a common framework within which students can commun- icate, exchange infor- mation, and share exper- ience and ideas;

3. to ensure the effective use and distribution of the re- sources of the student movement, while main- taining a balanced growth and development of stu- dent organizations that re- spond to students’ needs and desires;

4. to bring students together to discuss and co-oper- atively achieve necessary educational, administrat- ive, or legislative change wherever decision-making affects students;

5. to facilitate co-operation ’

tario/ Federation Canadienne represented in CFS Ontario by des Etudiantes.” their student unions(knownas

(The founding conference for CFS will be held in October in Ottawa; if passed by the plenary at that time, the draft by-laws will become CFS’ Ontario’s by-laws.)

According to Taylor, the preamble and the following statement of purpose, as a show of solidarity, are exactly those of the national organ- ization:

“The Canadian Federation of Students, Ontario/ Fed- eration Canadienne des Etud- iantes exists to perform the following functions: 1. to further the goals of the

Canadian Federation of Students, Ontario/ Federation Canadienne des Etudiantes as outlined in the Preamble;

* “voting members”). The voting members have the choice of holding referenda for full, prospective or associate membership. Full members of CFS Ontario must become members of CFS and CFS Services - (formerly Assocation of Ontario Stu- dent Councils, AOSC). The fee for full members was set in the by-laws as $7.00 per full- time student per year (with a provision for an equivalent proportional amount for part- time students or shorter terms), $3.00 of which is the Ontario component of the fee.

At the moment, Carleton is the only institution which has passed a successful refer- endum for full CFS member- ship.

2. to represent, promote, and defend the common in- terests of Canadian post- secondary students;

3. to promote and support the interests and activities of democratic student organ- izations in all provinces and at all educational in- stitutions in Canada;

Prospective membership is “a membership of limited dur- ation.” After a period of trial membership, a full member- ship referendum must be held.

4. to bring post-secondary students from all parts of Canada to discuss and take common, democratic pos- itions on questions af-

Prospective members can be accepted on a motion from the local student union, but only if that union has not been a full or prospective member for at least two years.

The trial period allowed for prospective membership will be two years, except if an

application has been made before December 3 1, 198 1, in which case the trial period will be three years. So far, there are several prospective members in CFS Ontario.

Further: “If a local student association becomes a pros- pective member while it is still a member of OFS, CFS On- tario may accept payment of the prospective membership fee by the OFS on behalf of the local student association. No part of the CFS Ontario fee will be charged to the local student association for as long as OFS continues to pay fees.”

Simply put, it is possible for a student union to be a member of both OFSand CFS Ontario; the fees paid to OFS are just transferred to CFS Ontario.

The fee for prospective membership is ten per cent of the full membership fee, ex- cept for small-budgeted local student unions, for which it is two percent of the full mem- bership fee. The criteria for small-budgeted status will be set by the CFS Ontario plenary in the form of a standing resolution.

“A local student association may in some cases apply for full membership rights and responsibilities in CFS On- tario without applying for membership in all the other CFS Ontario components for which it is eligible. This partial membership is called associate membership.”

Associate membership (in- tended as a “short-term meas- ure by which a local student

among students in organ- fecting students; v izing services which sup- 5. to represent Canadian stu- plement our academic ex- dents in the federal level of perience, provide for our decision-making and to do human needs, and which so by speaking on their develop a sense of com- behalf with one united munity with our peers and voice; other members of society; 6. to formulate a national

programme that will serve as a framework for co-

6. to articulate the real desire of students to fulfil1 duties,

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association can move toward joint membership in all pos- sible, components of CFS”) can only be applied for by student unions which were members of OFS on Dec- ember 31, 1981, were not members of AOSC and were eligible for National Union of Students (NUS) membership.

The fee for associate mem- bership, for which appli- cations must be received by September 3 1,198 1, will be the fee for the provincial com- ponent of CFS ($3.00 per student per year). Associate members must hold a full membership referendum with- in three years of the founding CFS conference.

CFS Ontario, as OFS has in the past, will hold an Annual General Meeting some time in the summer(Mayor June)and at least two General Meetings (one in the fall and one in the winter). “Each member as- sociation in good standing shall have one (1) vote.” Quorum will continue to be three quarters of the member- ship.

The Board of Directors of the Corporation will consist of ten members, seven of whom shall have a specific portfolio and three of whom shall be elected at large. The port-

folios are: the Chairperson, the Treasurer, the Ontario Representative to the Central Committee of the National Union of Students, the On- tario Representative to the Board of Directors of the As- sociation of Student Councils Board and a representative from each of the three com- missions (College, Union of Ontario Undergraduates and Part-Time).

Elections for the positions will be done at the meetings, staggered throughout the year. The size of the Board of Directors can be expanded to allow for representatives of future CFS Ontario Com- missions.

According to NUS rep- resentative John Docherty, the other provincial organ- izations will be arriving in Ottawa with similar draft con- stitutions and by-laws. It all comes together in October.

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What follows is a very lengthy, dull, andfor the most part’ I inane liit of some of the &.qnding policies of the- Ontario

FederatiFn of Students. You should read it though, because it exempllj’Zes what OFS

is, where its priurities lie, and what the $35,000 per year that Waterloo students qre paying to OFS is doing.

The Structuring Commit- jZ tee-of the Ontario Federation

-of Students (OFS) has dusted off the record books and taken a good look at all the old policies. The examination is part of a program that is for-

. mulating policies for the nearly-founded Canadian

. Federation of Students, On- tario.

OFS records date back to 1973, the year after the or- ganization was founded. .

A forty page document, prepared by the committee, was submitted to OFS as Appendix III of the Com- mittee’s report. Containing summaries of 350 separate motions, the appendix is the most up-+&date, comprehen- sive list of OFS policy yet developed. \

The Committee recom- j mended that the policies be discussed by local student unions; who will suggest ad- ditions; deletions, ; the cate-

gorization of motions, and the format of a Statement of Principles and a Policy Man- ual. Local responses are ex- pected to ‘be returned to the Structuring Committee by November 15,198l.

The Committee will then discuss all the submissions, and formulate policy for the new organization. The final statements will be brought to the founding conference of CFS for adoption in January.

The policy motions of OFS include:

,Accessibility Moved th.at OFS/ FEO:

Calls for universal access to Post Secondary, School 2 Ed- ucation (PSE); actiontobreak down social and .economic disadvantages; recognize PSE ,as an essential service. (1979 r State.ment of Principles)

Demand that the Ministry of Colleges and Universities (MCU) do further research on

- Tutition-Related Incidental

Fees (TRIF’s), including_ their impact on accessibility. (1980)

Endorse the demand for a French University in Ontario so as to give Franco-On- tarians the right to PSEin their 0 wn language. ( 1980)

Admissions Policv Asks all universitiesY to

abandon general admission exams (GRE, ‘LSAT, MCAT, GMAT, etc.) and develop fair and effective methodsinstead (1978).

Do a research paper on transferability of credits. and present it to MCU with a demand’that they resolve the inconsistencies in this area. (1980) - _

Call fo f the abolition of dif- ferential fees and enrolment

-quotas on international stu- dents. (1979)

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‘Birth Control k Support the repal of all anti-

abortion laws. (1973) Advocate that all students

have the right ofaccess to birth control, abortion, and ster- ilization without any restric- tion. (1973)

Boards of Governors (BOG)

College Members approach required municipal councils for support for full student representation on college BOG’s, by urging Council of Legions (COR) to create student positions and by ap- pointing as one of their members a student appointed by the college student union (1978).

Urge members to protest to MCU and Davis its decision to bar student representation on college BOGS. ( 1978)

Capital Punishment

Oppose ,in principle capital punishment and express this view to the Federal Govern- ment and the media. (1976)

Childcare ’ Demand free public child

care as a right and not contingent upon a means test. (1973)

Call upon MCU to allow post-secondary institutions to fund and allocate space to complete childcare facilities. (1973)

in new provincial/ -- Civil Liberties/ Human Rights

Recognize gay lifestyle as positive, healthy; affirm its support for the gay movement; and endorse the 13 point programme - of the Coalition for Gay Rights in Ontario (1977).

Call for the abolition of current laws concerning the use of “soft drugs.” (1977)

Condemn Montreal, Tor- onto Dominion, and the Canadian Imperial banks for loaning university and SU’s money to South African Government; and members remove OFS/ FEOfundsfrom these banks; members urge universities to do the sameand inform students re this issue (1977.).

- Condemn by letter the secret trial of Peter True and the use of the Official Secrets Act to this end (1978).

Call on Ontario gdvern- ment to adopt a rating system permitting distribution of all films except those depicting the actual or implied death or maiming of an actor/actress. (1980).

Demand by letter . that Canada break its economic and diplomatic ties with El Salvador junta and oppose US and all other intervention in El Salvador(1981) -

Confidentiality Demand that confidentialfiles be made available to the student; but to nc one else beyond the institution without his/ her consent. (1973)

Democracy in PSE and OFS/FEO

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Urge members to establish formal procedures for ap- pointing and/ or electing 50% student membership to all governing councils and c-om- mittees. (1973)

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Call for four out of twelve Ontario Council on University . Affairs members to be stu- dents. (1974)

Recognize that the current decision making process in PSI% and MCU is ad-hoc and undemocratic. (1979)

Supports the right of all PSE employees to unionize. (1979)

Discrimination/ Human Rights

Reject employment dis- crimination against foreign students. (1973)

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Call for an amendment of the Landlord and Tenant Act to. prevent discrimination a- gainst students. (1973) .

Endorse Ontario Human Rights Commission’s recom- mendations to include sexual orientation and physical dis- ability as prohibited grounds for discrimination in the Human Rights .* Code;. urge government and Opposition leaders to support this stand. (1978)

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Believes that PSE should be universally accessible, not dis- criminating on the basis of age, race, creed, national origin, sexual orientation, marital status, political affiliation, or ability to finance an ed- ucation; and supports affir- mative action to counter such discrimination. (1979)

Call for self-determination for native peoples. (1979)

Support Canadian Union of Education Workers (CUEW) Local 2 in its efforts to have the use of “900” series SIN numbers identifying inter- national students stopped. (1980) -

Give its’moral support to the October 4th Toronto demon- , stration against the estab- s lishment of m Ku. Klux Klan offices in Canada. (1980)

Express by letter dismay and anger to any Canadian PSI which encourages Ian Smith and other racist speak- ers to appear on campus. , (1980)

Elections

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As a priority, educate and mobilize . PSE students in individual riding, efforts. (1975)

Feels in the context of a pro- vincial election, that students have a responsibility to sup- port the education platforms of parties or candidates which is most in accord with OFS/ FE0 policy. (1977)

As the voice of all Ontario studnets, endorses no party or political platform other than that adopted by the student movement. (1979)

Employment Call for full employment for

all Canadian residents as the first economic priority. (1976)

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press for proper security, run educational campaigns on the subject, sponsor self-defense workshops for women and con-sider setting up rape crises centres. (I 980)

federal student organization soon to come Members pursue the estab-

lishment of sexual harassment grievance procedure on their campuses (with committees composed mostly of women); run local educational cam- paign on the subject; seek funding for the NUS/ UNE Sexual Harassment Survey and send women to the Organ- izing Skills Workshop. (198 I)

Oppose any differential in minimum wage based on any criteria. (1975)

Oppose labour without pay- ment as part of the curriculum. (1976)

And members send mes- sages to the Central Govern- ment Committee and Premier Davis in support of Bill 3 (equal pay for work of equal value). ( 1980)

academic and support staff, equipment and facilities; care- ful staff recruitment; reason- able staff workload and ade- quate compensation; new e- quipment and facilities. ( 1979)

motion and tenture (APT & T) committees at all levels on campuses. (1976)

Support mandatory per- formance reviews of teaching abilities for all tenured fat-ulty

Media Oppose the view that im- proved apprenticeship is the sole solution to unemploy- ment or a substitute for a high

abilities for all tenured faculty every five (5) years or when strong student demand for

Endorse an autonomous student press - free from gov- ernment, administrative or

Opposes any non-academic criteria (i.e. - political or sectarian) which restrict aca-

quality Ontario PSE system. student union direction - demic and/or research work. such a review occurrs (the

(1978) being responsible only to the (1979) lesser of 33% or 100 studentsin

Miscellaneous Recommend to the Can-

adian Government that it propose the idea of a global referendum on nuclear dis- armament to the UN General Assembly. (1979)

Support the Toronto Is- landers in their fight to preserve their neighbourhood; call on Metro Council to end its eviction attempts and avoid leases to those who undertake to live year-round on the island for two years in only one

Unequivocally oppose any and all differential tuition fees. /lQ7A;\ \ & / I ” ,

Women lot; re-assign open leases on their criteria; and call for

Members research and pub- Provincial intervention , if licize the extent of rape and Metro does? grant leases. sexual assault on campus, (1980)

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Part-Time Students

Encourage PSI’s in Ontario to provide services on a “nine- to-ten” basis ( 1976)

Endorse the concept of quality continuing education. (1976)

Planning Recognize the need for

long-term industrial strategy for Ontario, lobby the gov- ernment to develop such; press for the inclusion of education as an integral part of such, which would centre on econ- omic and social planning for the growth which provides jobs at decent wages with a0 increased standard of living and quality of life contri- buting to cultural and social development in Ontario. (1980)

Quality . of Education

Establish as a first priority the issue of quality of edu- cation in Ontario PSI’s with first priority goals the main- tenance and improvement of the quality of education and universal accessibility. (1975)

Oppose a merger of MCU and the Ministry of Education at this time. (1978)

Believes the, basis of high- quality education to be: good

Student Aid Demand elimination of cur-

rent OSAP summer savings requirements in favour of real- istic evaluation of student re- sources and allowances for those unable to find work. (1974)

Call on MCU to guarantee that interest-free interim funds be available to those students waiting for OSAP appli- cations delayed in processing. (1977)

Northern Affairs Commit- tee to do a study of student living costs so as to pressure MCU to implement a regional cost of living allowance in the student alloance (SA) plan. (1979)

Call for: student and living allowances which meet the cost of tuition, academic materials and living expenses and are indexted to the con-

Demand &at the Ontario government publicly reject any Federal move to imple- ment cutbacks because re- straint destroys innovation, equipment, the flow of new ideas and the accessibility to PSI facilities. (1979)

Housing Censure the practice of dis-

criminating against single women, students and sep- arated married women in‘ housing and advise members not to advertise or distribute information about such housing. (I 973)

Call for the Ontario Gov- ernment to undertake a com- prehensive study in consul- tation with the OFS/ FEOinto the need for student housing, including the quality of living conditions and the availab- ility of such housing. (1974)

Believes rents should be deterinined by income and not by the “free” market. (1975)

Accept in principle rent controls. (1975)

Believes in the progressive abolition of all tuitionfeesand the provision of student living stipends, to be implemented over the next ten (10) years by Government of Ontario in consultation with OFS/ FEO. (1973) or the Federation Office -

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Support the workers (US W Local 6500) striking against INCO in Sudbury and de- mand that the Canadian and Ontario Government’s prove that tax deferment policies are actually meeting their objec- tives. (1978)

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Twilight of the World: f A Judgement of the Gods

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Con$any” which manipulates volcanoes to \ free precious elements. and minerals for the

use of the sky gods. They are systematically _ / gutting the earth, and have been doing so for . _ _ _ - -. , /.

, In4943, physicist Enrico Fermi WAS at\a dinner party:-he suddenly looked around.and

. asked, “Where !are they?” Fermi was working , on a tap-secret project (the atomic bomb) at

the time, so his companions humoured him by asking, “Who?” Fermi replied, “The Extra-

.ter.restrials.” q Fermi was a great physicist but a lousy

gtieSt. Robert Clay Brand has an anstier for tha;

question, and it is the basis for his book, Twilight of the World/A Judgement of the Gods. The answer seems plain enough, familiar to all of us who have paid any attention to Erig von Daniken. The Extraterrestrials are here, all around us, even nay.

Brand has taken a leaf from the book of Sch&nan (who ticovered Troy) and. has de&led that all’ of the similarities in myth and legend around the world indicate some fotilidation in truth. The gods were aliens, and they are here.

-This mea+ that the aliens are using the earthafoi their own purposes, wHatever they rnav be. And he wastes no time in telling us what those purposes are.

The aliens -. or sky gods, as he refers to them - have formed the ‘yorldwide Mining

‘thouSands of years. They created man, interrupting the normal

evolutiotiary sequence to introduce the Nean- ’ derthal and then, later, the Cro-Magnon. They

created the primitive civilizations of Egypt, China, South-America, and the Euphratesand Tigris. These civilizations remained stagnant 1 for many hundreds of years, showing that they

,were serving th’e purposes of the sky gods. When Egypt started to free itself, after many years, the sky gods introduced the wheel and the chariot to help maintain the status quo.

They eat things, you see. Just like you or me. That’s why two-thirds of all produce was taxed in these early societies, to give to the sky gods, td eat. And he asks question like, Where are all the bones? Over a hundred billion humans have walked the face of this earth, over four billion are alive today. Where are all the bones? Shouldn’t we be hip-deep in them? And what happens to the blood?

Every human body contains litres of blood, and almost all bodies ‘today are prepared for burial by draining that blood.

@&t’s a&ot of blood. Where does it go? It’s given io the sky gods by the quislings, the

humans who have sold out for temporary we’alth and riches from the sky gods. And these? quislings are everywhere . .‘; all religions

_ In May of this y&r Imprint wrjter John McMtiilen reuie’wed a paranormal “scien.ce” book that had been mailed to the newspaper, unsolicited, by it’s author, Robert C!ay Brand. After receivinga copy of McMullen’s review MY. Brand fet sufficiently, insulted to reply in Writiitg and set the facts straight. ” : l .

Brand’s letter appears ‘unedited. The’ review is ’ reptintkjfor thqse of you who missed it*fhe first time.

*’ Ati$ust 23,4981 ‘.. Thank yo; for the review of

: tiy1Tbncfic&n b&k; Twilight ‘of the World, A Judgement

__ of the Gods, which appeared in Impiint on May 22, 1981.

, y However, it is a shame that _ _go”tir’ ?eviewer,’ “Goih

McMullen”, had such little respect for the ancient writings of the world that he felt compelled to disagree with them by the old tried and true method of using stereotype expressions which have long since lost their significance. In short your readers deserved better than they received.

Ockam’s (sometimes sp’el- led Ockham, . or Occam)

reviewer even though -there are’ few intellectually inqtiis-

-itiSe wble today -F hhb will a&kept as final, neatly pack- aged statements based solely on the ‘?%putation” of the speaker. In this respect I suggest that your reviewer - check the ridiculous state- ments made by the “rep- utable” politicians, royalty,

ichurch hierarchy, scientists, scholars and journalists (and duly printed and distributed

’ by the publishers to the exclusion of all others) pro- voting the witchcraft craze (which resulted’in the death and disappearance of hun-

,dreds of. thousands of in-

William Ockam himself was a paid propagandist for Ludwig (Louis) IV as well as being the vicar for the Franciscan Order “after” -being excommuni- cated by the pope. However he did state, and your reviewer might well have listened, “The multitude, as a rule, is in error.” Your reviewer might alsp ask hi.mself why.. I

Aithotigh y&r r&iewei- will probably nob understand, I do agree with his final statement that it is a, “Hell of a world’ where you can’t trust clouds.” With respect to his, “Ror- schach test applied to the entire world,” I suggest ,your reviewer read all the volumes- of Carl Gusta; Jung and then take a secbnd look at Herman Rorschach and his ‘inkblot’ diagnostic test.

“Gosh McM.uHen” will learn as he goes through life what any “grey eminence” any- where iri the worldlcould tell

Razor seems to have an over- nocent people) in Western him today should he bother to riding acceptance by your _- Europe 1500 - 1650 A.D.. inqure - that “ignorance is

serve the same &d; all knights and monks are angular diameter in degrees of both the moon part of these orders; and they have control of and the sun. Gosh. One hundred and thirty- our communications. -seven .is Eddington’s fine structure constant,

I’m going to ‘quote the next paragraph, which turns up often in nuclear physics. You because here Brand descends ipto what I call, can do other things with that one, too. Two- in my own quaint way, paranoia. This look? like thousand-twenty-five is the sum of the cubes of a Rorschach test applied to the entire world. the integers to nine, as well as the square of I -

Even stranger things are happening their sum. Gosh. In this book, Brand has fun with photography. Highly placed with 1,296. Gosh. people, sports figures, models, etc., I find it most wonderful that humans have have their pictures taken, and the done as well as they have. I think that it insults finished photograph reveals, on close \ Occam’s razor to bring in sky gods or alien examiniation, the same animals and conspiracies. The ancients were as smart as gods of the sun god, as ifan artist had we are. Maybe more so. pain ted them. Generally there are more Bodies decay, even the bones. All things than one, on the face, hair, body and come to dust. As long as the sun keeps shining, clothing. Almost all the photographs all the mineral and nutrient cycles can con- distributed by the AssociatedPressand tinue, breaking down and building up. I don’t ’ United Press International show these think that there is any mystery about what _ identgication markings (look for your- happened to t’hose hundred billion people. self), as do photographs published by Say - did you know that the violin has no Time, Magazine, Miami Herald, La ancestors? It just appeared, wherever it Nation in Costa Rica, and the New appeared, in its present form two or three York Times, among many others. If hundred years ago. Now, if I were to say that an these animals and gods found on the alien brought it to earth, that would be photographs are not the resuli of th film laughed out of the K-W Symphony. But - r it would strongly suggest a secret com- Brand’s writing style is almost as disjoint&d munication society or network oper- as my own, and the book suffers from it. The ating on a worldwide basis. With a reader is immediately plunged into Brand’s setup like this the quislings in the organ- view of the world; there is no argument here, ization of the sky gods here on earth only sledgehammer blows. Either- you believe could instantly recognize other mem- everything, or you put the book down, fast. . bers and/or receive instructional mes- (There is a third choice, invoiving masochistic sages. ” book reviewers -.) Very strange indeed. Although not the way You can order the book, if you want to read

that Brand means it. it. Myfavorite sectionsare: Whv thecloudsare Let’s talk for a minute about some of the artificial, and The future. of the’ world. It’s

points he brings up. Almost all books of this published by Claystar in Costa Rica, and I’ll type are based in part on “gosh-numbers”. give jlou the address if you want it. Numbers like point-five, one-thirty-seven, Hell of a world where you can’t trust clouds. two-thousand-twenty-five. Point-five is the , John McMullen

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Native dance group preserves native culture Jim Sky is not an infant of

the sixties, given a whimsical name by hippy parents he is, instead, a middle-age resident of the Six Nations Indians Reserve. And further, he has brought together various tribe members to perform native social dance for the World of Dance Series in theHuman- ities Theatre.

and so on, or one couple behind another) and very similar to each other. The movement was contained within the feet - with a padding or chugging motion, toe-heel or stamping. The rhythms created via bells (as the moccasins were silent) reminded one of sleigh bells.

when one hears tango music, one dances the tango). In this instance, everyone did what- ever steps they desired - or created new ones. That is why there was very little uniformity in movement in the seven dances performed.

performed the steps as a right side - the side to the outside of the circle. This is derived from the moon, its course (counterclock-wise) and its c cyclic nature. (the circular floor pattern) How- ever, when someone dies, the death ceremonies dictate that the sashes will be tied to the left, and the circle will travel clock-wise.

the dance can begin and end at any time.

The dances for the per- formance, were ‘line dances’ (one person behind another

.- For four bucks.. .

The dances were differ- entiated by the songs sung or the rhythm played, but the dance steps were not specific to each dance (ie. such as

However, there is pleasure to be had in dancing together on the same beat as was shown in the “Smoke Dance”. The men of the group danced in a circle, covering more distance than previously, and

You could’ve been laughing Good evening Mr. and

Mrs. Amer*ica and all the ships at sea.

Where were you last .Friday night? Wherever you were you most certain- ly weren’t at the Kent.

It never fails to baffle me -people refuse to pay $4.00 (count ‘em), four measly dollars for live entertainment. And no less than three bands.

These bands aren’t the kind you‘ll find on the high- school-circuit either. These are honest-to-good- ness artistes playing origi- nal material for your listening pleasures in an . intimate atmosphere.

And yet some people bitch at paying $4.25 to see one- hour-and-forty-five-minutes of coloured shadows reflected off a wall in the form of Friday the Thirteenth Part 2, Body Heat, or some other trash that oozes out of that Great Meat Grinder of the South - Hollywood.

And besides, you can’t drink beer at the flicks.

And besides, again, You’ve seen Frankie Venom four times or more at five or six bucks a shot.

So I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why someone wouldn’t pay four dollars to see DV8 (formerly The Guard Dogs), The Rheostatics for their final appearance, and L’etranger (a really big name band in any other city, but no, not KW). It was practically a giveaway at that price!

Anyway. The stage ex- ploded with DV8 in the tightest set they have ever played.

Kip on lead and vocal was superb, Paul on bass, vocals, and trumpet was great, very charismatic, and Elliot on the drums, well like I said, you just had to be there. And they were the warm-ups.

They played a strong set of original material including Dirty Jungle Friends, a fav- ourite of many local fans, in which Kip plays bass while Paul vocalizes and blasts on his trumpet. DV8: - tight, hard and fast, strike one.

Next up were The Rheo- statics, playing in their final gig because of an impending and somewhat unavoidable split. They were the most pop-ish of the three groups and I found them a bit lacking in the attitude department, but others found them enjoyable. The dance floor was con- stantly full despite the fact that only 83 attended Friday’s show.

The Rheostatics played a long set of very polished songs and could have opened at many other clubs. They were also very professional.

And they were the second warm-up band - strike two.

An extended intermission took place in order to ac- commodate L’etranger and their tight schedule.

The one set that they played is the most energetic, frenzied and electric ever played, under the conditions. The Conditions:

L’etranger opened for the Dead Kennedys in Toronto, in near riot conditions, less than two hours earlier. (They were pelted with garbage, bottles, and spit by the first two or so rows in the audience shortly after violence broke out over ’ some of the spectators neo- nazi affiliation.)

Two of L’etranger’s mem- bers played while suffering from the flu.

The drummer was struck in the head, while opening for the DK’s, with a beer bottle.

The band then piled into cars and buzzed over to the Kent to play.

All in all, quite an amazing set of circumstances, and good reason for any band to come on looking at least a little flat or ragged. The incredible irony is that L’etranger were as fresh and energetic, or even fresher, than a multitude of other bands playing their first set. And to top it off they played past the bar’s 1 AM curfew.

Musically, they seemed to have roots in the early Clash style, which is good.

L’etranger offered a strong message of solidarity in all their songs. A message of awareness, a message of outrage and frustration - a call to action.

The lyrics weren’t inher- ently rebellious, like those of the 60’s, although there was one tune originating from Buffalo Springfield that did set an anachronistic mood of protest.

The songs were usually very sardonic, dashed with bitter- ness and sarcasm, and deep with social and political mean- ings, and all very original.

After the show it was revealed (in conversation with some of the members that they were trying to point out) that, all too many young people in Canada look to Great Britain as source of influence. And that they ig- nore the life they’re living while assuming the social and poli- tical problems encountered in Britain. They (L’etranger) found it ludicrous that there should be skin-heads in Can- ada where there are virtually none of the problems en- countered in the English culture. It seems to be strictly a case of mimicing without thought the fashion which makes its way over in British underground publications, while forgetting about a more realistic existence within the bounds of their own culture.

Blending this philosophy with their own music and energy L’etranger ended the evening with a powerful set of tunes that had theaudienceon their feet. So L’etranger played an encore.

There you have it There you have it; DV8, The Rheostatics and L’etranger for $4.

And they did it all once more on Saturday night.

Strike three, you’re out. Dan Ayad

group-and at a quicker pace too. The bands of bells around the knees produced a lovely harmony, complementinglthe melody created by rattle, drum and voice.

Their costumes had colour- ful headbands, some eagle feathers, and stylistically dif- ferent shirts and pants (the material was deerskin) to illustrate the different clothing of various tribes of the Six Nations. The women wore white costumes with long slender strips flowing from shoulder, waist and hip down to the ankle. Everyone had beaded patterns on their costumes. The many piecesof clothing, while decorative, also had significance. For example, the headband and sash are always tied to the

The moon is traditionally construed as a feminine sym- bol and as such, influences the native social structure. Ac- cording to Sky, the clan mother is decisive in deter- mining new chiefs. Labour is divided equally and without regard to gender. This is reflected in the social dances. Whoever wishes to lead,, may; there is.flexibility in what steps can be done; there is very little segregation or fragmentation;

Sky sees these social dan- ces as being an important element in the preservation of native culture. As a means of bringing native people to- gether, interacting and enter- taining each other; dance is a prime mover. Dance music and song will keep the culture alive-and he hopes this kind of social occasion will combat the pollution of native children by the white society.

Sky also sees his per- forming group as a means of destroying misconceptions, providing insight by one cul- ture into another through words and through dance, and finally - making an audience fall in love with a two-year-old scampering across the stage. Chris Bauman

Monkey-King spellbinding . I sat spellbound through

their performance at the Centre in the Square Tuesday evening. I was assaulted by vibrant, elaborate colourful costumes. I was awed by acrobatics of the highest calibre. And I was amused and delighted by the actors whose facial expressions and move- ments transcended the lan- guage barrier.

The Troupe performed “The Adventures of Monkey- King,” taken from the Chinese classical novel “Journey to the West” by Wu Cheng’en. In it, Monkey-King, the hero, visits the Dragon King and steals the Sea-Fixing Pin. The Dragon King complains to the Jade Emperor and an attempt is made to capture the mis-

chievous Monkey-King. The ized dancing and acting, the attept fails and Monkey-King Opera Troupe created a very creates havoc in heaven bv realistic and interesting story.

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stealing the magic peaches,

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drinking the Empress’ wine, and downing the entire Elixir of Immortality. A majestic acrobatic war results, and Monkey-King emerges vic- torious.

With highly symbolic, styl-

The costumes, mostly ver- sions of Ming Dynasty dress, were breath taking arrays of pinks, greens and blues, el- aborately embroidered with dragons and monsters. The simple sets and realistic wea- pons (impressively bran- dished in acrobatics) were very effective.

The show was enthusiastic- ally received by the less-than- full house, and the Troupe responded to their standing ovation with much the same enthusiasm. The Tianjin Pe- king Opera Troupedeservesa warm welcome on this their first North American tour.

Patricia L. Shore

Friday, October 2

Coming Grand Series Opening for the K-W Symphony with Orchestra London, Canada. Alexis Hauser, Conductor. Janice Taylor, Mezzo-Soprano. 8 p.m. Centre in the Square. $10.00,$12.50,$15.00, students/seniors, $8.00, $10.00, $12.50. Artistic Endeavours presents The Five (from Pittsburgh). Upstairs at the Kent. $3.OOat the door.

Saturday, October 3 ’ .UW Arts Centre presents Fred Penner. 1 p.m., children/seniors. $2.50 others.

3:30 p.m. Humanities Theatre. $2.00

UW ArtsCentrePresentsAnElephantinmyPyjamaswithJohnBayasGrouchoMarx.8:OOp.m. Theatre of the Arts, $9.50; students/seniors $8.00. Federation of Students, Board of Entertainment presents Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark and the Spoons. 8 p.m. Bingeman Park. $6.50 Feds, $7.50 others, available at the Fed office, CC 235. --

Artistic Endeavours presents A Certain Ratio (from England). Upstairs at the Kent. $6.00 advance, $7 at the door. Grand Series Opening for the K-W Symphony with Orchestra*London, Canada. Alex Hauser, Conductor. Janice Taylor, Mezzo-Soprano. 8 p.m. Centre in the Square. $10.00, $12.50, $15.00 students/seniors $8.00, $10.00, $12.50.

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Wednesday, October 7 Free Noontime Concert featuring the Austin String Quartet with Pianist Kenneth Hull. 12~30 p.m. Humanities Theatre. - World ‘of Dance presents Dancing to Delight with Gabby Miceli and dancers. 4:30 p.m. Humanites Theatre. $2.00 admission.

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Friday, October 9 K-W Little Theatre presents How the Other Half Loves. 7:30 p.m. Victoria Park Pavilion. Information: 886-4127. $5.00; Students/Seniors $4.00. UW Arts Centre presents You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown by the National Players. 8 p.m. Humanities Theatre. $9.50, students/seniors $8.00. Artistic Endeavours presents John Otway and Wild Willie Barrett (from England). Upstairs at the Kent. $5.50 at the door.

settled. around a five pointed Naughton - the Dr. Pepper attack but David survives his star (drawn in blood) which boy) and Jack (Griffin Dunne) injuries making him, of course, the boys notice. don’t have toC ,wonder about marked and doomed,to carry

the nature of the locals’ on the wolf’s bloodline. Universal Studios has mar- tension for long; the old lycan- The humour is simply wild.

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their way across England. The9 ‘are told repeatediy (to keep off -the moors, although

, they’re never^ given any clue as to why. They find their way to a strange lit#e pub in a northern herding v@ge. The pub, “The

& the moors is perhaps the Jack drop in for breakfa’st, but gorikst of the movie’s sus- the tragic undertone is con-

interest in the decor isn’t appreciated so they leave in search of more pleasant quar- pense scenes, SO let the stant. ters, again being warned to squeamish beware. / keep to the roads and stay off \ David believes he is losing the moors, this time receiving From here on we get a his mind. Failing insanity, he a further warning to beware . chance to see Landis do some believes he must really be a the moon. excellent work with black werewolf. Even his staunch - David (played by David humour. Jack is killed in the British nurse doesn’t \;elieve

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crdcy old movie critic, but it was, sort of. with his problem; the London Mr. Hulot’s Holiday, the laugh’. Potentially humorous

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situations were lost on the ported David’s injury claim he audience because of their

S&ies, opened with a subtitle ancient associations. The out- was mauled by a lunatic and he stating that if you were looking Ian&h actions Of Hulot man- receives only a few strange 1 b for a plot, there was none*nd aged to get their laughs; glances during his romp home proceeded to prove the truth though. from the zoo, nude and then of its statement. I was left with a staccato semi-clothed, after his first

The film portrays Hulot’s impression of the film. For the night prowling. journey too; stay at, and most part, I don’t agree with dtiparture from a sm&ll seaside the 1967 Festivalof Laughter’s The werewolf tale spun here resort. Hulot confounds hotel poll. ’ is very well done. the plot is maitre’d’s, annoys the other The opening short subject, ~ thick, the specialeffectsarein- holidayers, and makes the “Ride the Gentle Breeze”, was credible (David’s transit@ acquaintance of the film’s charming, colourful, hum- from man to wolf is awesome) “femme fatale”. To do so, he orous and engaging, and de- andan absolutely superb cast

‘sinks a kayak, interrupts a served the U. S. film award it carries the whole thing off. It’ll funeral, antagoniies a horse, recek<ed. If Hulot had carried a have You nervous when You ’ mixes up a,card game and as bottle of champaign to placate hear strange noises for a few his grand -finale, ,ignites, a me the Way balloonists oft& days @era *+ I ’ storage shed filled with fire- diZI”& placate angry farm&‘” ’ ‘- L ,l It is.a classic hartor film+inits ’ _ works. The incongruous sit- when the balloonist landed in own right- The music’ BCue uations were amusing. their field, then’ I may have Moon’ &Id Moon Rising,

Although Mr. H&t’s HoI- been-more satisfied. Moon Dunce, is effective. i . iday was rated “one of the 12 Judging by the large aud- / . best comedy films ever made” ience, Uw’s International Landis’ personal touch& at in a pollof movie critics prior t0 Film Festivz& is off to- a good start arid finish.are interesting the 1967 Festival of Laughter, start. The remainder- of the to note. In the initial credits we the movie wasentertaining in a season is packed with impres- see that it’s a Lycanthrope merely slapstick sort of way. sive Jtitles, and subscribers Productions film (lycan- The hufiour was all visual. won’t be disappointed. (Who thrope being the technical The undated character was _ listens to cranky old film re- name for werewolf.) At the Hulot. There were no wblf viewers anyway. 3 Certainly end LycanthropiZ Productions whistles for the ‘beauties in not those who truly enjoyed extend their best wishes to bathing, suits and/or short*, The most appreclatlon thi

themselves -watching Mr. Prince Chuckand Princess Di . . i-blot’s Holiday. Oh, well, (still honeypooning on .the ‘Atlases on the beach’ re- maybe ‘next time. English moors ?) Agreat touch. ceived was an occasional Patricia L. shore Virginia Butler

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A Certain Ratio: To Each . . . (Factory) Facus 4 EP (Factory)

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The long drought of decent entertainment in the Kitchener-Waterloo area has been ended recently with help from two surprising sources.

One is the Federation of Students, whose entertainment programming is now in the capable hands of Gary Stewart. The other is an organization known as Artistic Endeavours, who are labouring to turn Upstairs at the Kent into something more than the hellhole it has been in the past. Several concerts in the next few weeks are being sponsored by these people, many of them bands not well-known to the public. Some concerts are being under- taken with considerable financial risk; it’s worth our while taking a look at why they should bother, and why we should bother sup- porting their efforts.

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark (OMD) consistently break all the rules. They regularly enjoy success on the charts and in readers’ polls in England; yet they’re basically just two guys with synthesizers and a lot of tape recorders. Coming out of the nouveau-pop

renaissance that has seized Britain recently, they make music that is accessible, warm, danceable, and human.

Their secret lies in using conventional melodic structures to escape from the cold, sterile image of electronic music, and their willingness to add conventional instruments (guitar, saxophone, bass) when it suits the music.

They’re not the first band to see past the novelty trap of using a synthesizer to make silly noises, but they’re the most successful, spawning a host of imitators (of which Depache Mode is probably the best) and even influencing older bands (as witnessed by the Human League’s “Hard Times/Love Action” EP).

Their second album, Organisation, was released less than eight months after their self- titled debut, and - yet another rule broken - it is even better than their first. Influenced by groups like Joy Division, OMD have produced a more emotional and evocative sound, an evolution from the essential simple-heart- edness of their earlier work. Enola Guy, one of the best singles of-last summer, is the obvious winner here, but the rest of the songs check in within a couple of listings. The lyrics are more ambiguous - it takes some time to realize that Errola Gay is about the bombing of Hiroshima, or that Stanlow is about an oil refinery near London - which enhances the subtle colourations of the music.

Souuenir is a sample from their third album, due to be released shortly. Like many OMD songs, it combines a pleasing, almost classic melody with an unconventional treatment. That’s the appeal of OMD: they’re close

I don’t know why I like Charlie Brown. Sure, I went through the stages of Linus, and Snoopy, but really I like Charlie Brown. Of course, Peanuts now is nothing like it was in the mid-sixties, when I started to read it.

Remember Lucy’s little-known facts? Remember the interminable battles with the Red Baron? Remember the Failure Face?

The strip seemed more like a “people”strip, rather than an “animal” strip. Snoopy and Woostock and Spike and the Cat Next Door hadnot yet takenover. Those were the days when Snoopy’s doghouse had a Van Gogh in it.

Nostalgia strikes. So the musical You’re A Good Man, Charlie Brown is

coming to the Humanities Theatre on October 9. Rather than get loaded, I think I’ll be there to see it. Again. It’s fun. It’s nice. It’s warm.

They (the publicity flaks) say that the National Theatre repertory company is wonderful and marvellous. I think they’re very good, but further deponent sayeth not unless I get to see them.

There’s only one show, and it’s such a good show that I suppose it justifies charging $8.00 for students or seniors (or, I guess, student seniors) and $9.50 for outsiders. The seats are reserved.

It’ll be fun John McMullen

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enough to the norm to avoid scaring away the novice, yet far enough away to be unique. OMD is appearing at Bingeman Park on October 3; for the concert they will doubtless

The music of A Certain Ratio, like that of many of the obscure yet worthy bands that frequent Factory Records, is very difficult to describe. It’s percussion-intensive, shot

add a rhythm section.

through with staccato brass phrases and guitar, and there’s a hint of funk in the bass lines. Their best and cheapest work is to be found on the Facus 4 1%inch, with four songs that come a bit closer to acknowledging their debt to funk than their usual work. If their album (produced impeccably, as always, by Martin Hannett) lacks a certain focus, it’s probably because the band are too intent on artistic effects to worry about their audience; after all, their publishing company is titled Movement of the 24th January. How does an orange taste? I can’t tell you; you have to experience it.

No information about the band appears on any of their products, so it’s unsure how much of their sound will translate onto the stage; still, their show is likely to be interesting, and certainly eminently danceable. Unfortunately, they’re playing at the Kent the same night as the OMD concert. Give it consideration if you lack transportation.

Finally, we come to John Otway. My first impression of this madman occurred at the Cure concert last month in Toronto, where he was the opening act. Otway and his sidekick Wild Willy Barrett took the stage, wearing electric guitars, and proceeded to trash their

way through such classics as The Green Green Grass of Home, and House of the

Barrett provided most of what little musical talent there was, alternating between frantic

Rising Sun, as well as self-penned songs like Beware of the Flowers (‘Cause I’m Sure

chording and intricate soloing, while Otway provided the insanity, gradually ripping his shirt to shreds, smashing mikes together for

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percussion, knocking over the mike stands and kicking the roadies who came out to right them, doing impromptu somersaults while still playing. After that entertainment, the Cure were downright boring; we left after four songs.

Otway appeared at the Police Picnic also, and judging from the reports, was forced to retreat under a barrage of sticks, bottles and stones. In a small club he quickly earns the laughter, if not the respect, of his audience. After seeing him, it’s surprising to learn he has four English albums and a domestic compil- ation.

Listening to them, one can easly discern the same sort of satirical pop tradition that characterizes other Stiff artists like Wreckless Eric and, to a certain extent, Nick Lowe. Such gems as “She walked into my life like a train walks into the station” aren’t serendipitous; there’s definite talent here.

You may not be convinced, but a John Otway evening is a definite must. Either you’ll love him, in which case you’ll want to see him again and again, or you’ll hate him, and have a great time throwing things and booing. He’ll be at the Kent October 9th.

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Storm Warning tour lights up small but enthusiastic audience

The creation of Murray McLauchlan’s new album, Storm Warnings, shows a dramatic alteration in the composer’s musical values. McLauchlan gave the aud- ience a taste during his per- formance last Thursday at Kitchener’s Centre in the Square.

Although the auditoriam was only half full, those who came saw a man whose musical values have altered drastically with the creation of his new album.

The team-up with producer Bob Ezrin, who also worked with Pink Floyd, Alice Cooper, and the force of his group, the competent, power- ful Lincolns, has given McLauchlan’s new music much more impact and acces- sibility than previous efforts.

McLauchlan’s did several songs which have been pop- ular in the past. The Lincoln’s R&B version of Whispering Ruin worked well and Hard Rock Town became riveting rock n’ roll with the dyanamic sax work of Earl Seymour.

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The band went backstage midway through the show, leaving McLauchlan to per- form his new single, If The Wind Could Blow My Troubles A way and the pod- - _ ular Farmer’s Song, among others, on his electric piano. The time at the piano allowed a comfortable intimacy to de- velop between performer and audience and precluded the moment when McLauchlan strapped on his cherry red

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McLauchlan then let loose

playing music from the new album. The singer snarled Desire into his mike, mocking the money mongers and slamming funk into the ears of people McLauchlan accused of “eating too much apple butter.” They must have di- gested the apple-butter be- cause the audeince reacted

best to the new music. Another well-received

song, , Fulling off the High Wire, was a warning to the

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The Mob Rules is regular Black Sabbath; hard, loud, distorted. But, surprise, the vocals are intelligible.

All of You is Felder’s second piece on the album. A soft rock song, the Eagle’s in- fluence stands out on this one. It could be well hidden on The Long Run with no problem.

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The Fourth Wall The only good thing about The Flying Lizards the whole album (unless Polygram you're drunk, stand nr irtct

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These artists have left centres as Victoria, Toronto, Vancouver, Hamilton, Cal-,

behind the SYruPY, Pablum gary and even Goose Bay based condescension of earl- >

ier performers in favour of a Labrador .

real person-to-person com- This year, Fred Penner has

munication with young aud- released a second children’s

iences. Fred Penner is one of album called The Polka Dot

LlL- - - - - . l- . - - 1 - - 3 l- - ‘11 Pony in which the “cat”comes

with his fellow performer Raffi. forming abilities to commun- He is a 33 year old Winnipeg icate with them. The con-

native whose grandparents nection was made. were among the early Men- Playing music for children is nonite settlers in Southern a great responsibility in Pen- Manitoba. His work with ner’s mind, as the actionsof a children evolved in an inter- performer can leave an indel- esting way. He began per- ible impression on a young forming in the ‘60’s as a folk child. Perhaps the best way to artist, but always had a special sum up Fred Penner’s involve- interest in children’s music. “I ment with children is in his have a retarded sister named own words. “Children begin Susie,” he said, “and I found as pure beings; music isapure, that music was one of the best universal language; therefore, ways to communicate with children understand music her. She gave me the insight intuitively.” Fred Penner is into the purity that is a child’s definitely a talent to watch. soul and she sparked my in- terest in attempting to com- Tickets for the shows are

IL”II~U, “ I ,UJL rnis new oreea ana ne will fart that the entertain preschool to eight

back again, and he is working municate through- music.” $2.00 for children (12 years rrom me man wno orougnr sound quality is excellent. year olds in A Children’s

on a children’s televisionshow Fred took a job working with and under) and senior citi- you Money and Summertime Blues comes another inter-

There is cohesion, no over- ‘Oncert with Fred Penner

with CBC Winnipeg and per- severely disturbed children at zens, and $2.50 for everyone

shadowing and everything forming at festivals and con- a residential treatment centre else. They are available from .esting and slightly weird al- blends well at the Humanities Theatre on certs for children across the in Winnipeg. It seemed only the UW Arts Centre Box bum.

. WC PI- 1. Saturday, October 3. There ir you are a Flying Lizarc IS are three show times: lo:30

country, some double-billed natural that he use his per- Office, Humanities Theatre. I

There is currently in Can- ada a “new generation” of artists who perform primarily

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to Humanities the immediate public accept- ance of his debut children’s album The Cut Came Back,

for young children and fam- released on the Troubadour ilies.

best children’s album, and concert appearances in such

Be forewarned, The fan (there is no hope for you a.m. is sold out, but tickets are Fourth Wall is not useable as poor souls) you may want to a quiet background filler. It is pick up The Fourth Wall. If

still available for the 1 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. shows.

meant to be played with the you are looking for someting Fred Penner’s career in volume on at least to the good and different, don’t buy children’s work really opened

Bergman’s Marionettes an number eight setting, on a it. up right across Canada in the scale of one to ten. Cliff Goodman past year, due in large part to unimaginative, kitsch film

The band consists of David Cunningham and assorted fellows he felt like playing with. For this album he is joined by eighteen musicians, and uses as many as nine at one time. This includes such noteables as: Cheryl Lewis, Robert Fripp (King Crimson), Patti Palladin, and JJ Johnson.

The vocals are mostiy by Patti Palladin, who sounds like an English Deborah Harry (of Blondie). -

In My Lifetime is a boring, piece. The lyrics consist of “in my lifetime” repeated over and over, ad nauseum.

Cirrus sounds faintly remin- iscent of a 1972 Cadillac with asthma.

An Age and Steam Away feature Cunningham without the help of any of the other

Gina obscure Gina X Performance X Traordinaire Rio

If you can imagine a voice that crosses Claudine Lon- get’s pronounciations with Lene Lovitch’s intonations then you have realized the voice of Gina Kikoine. Gina K., according to the liner,

not only sings but is also the person responsible for the ‘conception’ of Gina X Per- formance, and their second album, X Traordinare.

Musically, the album leans heavily on electronics and creates a foot-tapping beat. Programming, in the com- puter sense, is used ex-

musicians. Both are very re- tensively as the list of credits petitive musical pieces. points out. The lyrics as well

Between cuts, those small seem to resemble a computer moments of silence you find program because, as is, they on any other album are filled make no sense. with a conglomeration of The songs are reminiscent strange sound effects. The of sound poetry. For example, most common are those of an in the song Weekend Twist, old radio and a duck dying by Weak and Twist, we Can strangulation. Twist (an interesting play on

words in itself), the word ‘twist’ is repeated over 45 times in the space of three minutes. By the end of the song, you can imagine how little meaning the word has.

Songs such as Cologne Intime and Vendor’s Box are useful for anyone requiring a slew of rhyming words. Take a verse from the song Vendorfs. Box:

Bye, bye, beautify - bye, bye mythify to all of the diabolify guy, glorify the cloudy sky

Catchy, but what does,. it mean?

The background notes on the group say that “X” is the symbol of mystification. And so it is with this album that everything is made to be very obscure - from the cover to the lyrics.

I wonder how many more ’ albums it will take for people to realize that the pretentious- ness inherent in calling some- thing mystifying is pointless.

Susan Montonen

Body Heat found not so hot Body Heat, like most porn flicks, never

generates the passion its title promises. This Fred T. Gallo production, written and

directed by Lawrence Kasdan and starring William Hurt and Kathleen Turner, is an uninteresting and implausible study of love and murder. . \ In the middle of a Florida heatwave hapless lawyer Ned Racine (Hurt) meets sultry, bored and married Matty (Turner).

Racine’s lust is provoked by matty’s long legs and heightened by the knowledge that Matty’s rich husband is rarely home; the two initiate a “hot” romance.

As this affair wears on it becomes apparent that the two are in love - but the only thing between Ned, Matty and true happiness is Matty’s fatcat husband (suitably played by Richard Crenna). The two lovers scheme: murder is the solution; her husband’s will, the reward.

As in films with a similar plot (ie - The Postman Always Rings Twice), complica- tions arise after the successful disposal of the rich husband.

Racine’s plan is foiled from an unexpected quarter and the rest of the film deals with the unwinding of thisimplausible, ironic twist. This

“twist” is hard to swallow in all its complexity and the film suffers as a consequence.

Hurt’s performance as Ned Racine is not thoroughly convinving; it is hard to believe that he really loves Matty and even harder to believe that this incompetent lawyer could even contemplate murder. Hurt lacks inten- sity; Nicholson, who played a similar role in Postman, more ably portrayed a man driven by lust and love to murder.

Turner, as Matty, is alluring, but wooden. Unmemorable dialogue robs her role of any lasting impression.

Also, I am sorry to say, the sexual heat intimated by Hurt and Turner early in the film (Matty to Racine in reference to a spilt sno- cone on her blouse: “Why don’t you lick it off?“) never reaches any intoxicating height: the dramatic moment of “shattering” con- quest is laughable instead of riveting.

Body Heat is a disappointment; if you seek true sexual delirium&d murderous cunning, see The Postman Always Rings Twice. Body Heat, by comparison, is like an obese, sweaty jogger.

Body Heat is playing at the Cinemaand the K-W Drive-in.

Ingmar Bergman’s 1980 film, From the Life of the Marionettes, which played at the Gorge Cinema in Elora for two nights, seemed like the perfect choice for a thought- provoking film. It has, alas, proven an unimaginative and pretentious kitsch.

The film is an investigation into the motives for a pros- titute’s murder. Lest we miss the fact that this is an in- vestigation, and a bit of clever symbolism escape us, Berg- man . includes captions imi- tating in tone and appearance, ’ a typewritten police-report.

painfully groping for depth and profundity. The accused speaks, his psychiatrist speaks, his wife speaks, and mother, and a gay friend, all speak and speak. All try to help find the reasons for the murder, but in the end, we know only that they are all a group of thoroughly miserable people, and that there are-no clear reasons for their unhap- piness. The strings of their lives are so very tangled; and invisible, yet omnipresent fate controls it all. Which, of course, leads us to the “marionettes” of the title. Oh, how clever; oh, subtlety!

Sven Nykvyst’s camera The film’s conclusions have ‘treats us to : . . you guess it: intermir&ble

been running through phil- close-ups. of osophy for centuries, the very

faces. The ‘faces <‘speak tor- image of man as a puppet is far rents of images and symbols from new. One wonders, just

exactly why is Bergman trying to create another stale icon.

To someone for whom this film is a first encounter with Bergman, it is - with its close- ups, fades into white, and pseudo-Freudian, pseudo- Jungian symbolism - at best an illustration of his style. To those familiar with Bergman’s idiom, this is a pitiable self- parody: everything in it has been done before, and done better.

It is a dubious virtue to consciously pursue origin- ality, but it is indeed com- mendable to remain silent when there is nothing new to say. I demand this from an artist of Ingmar Bergman’s stature.

Wojtek Kozlinski

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Ike van Cruyingen and Betty Rozendaal instructed the ’ group for an hour and a half on the basics of rock-climbing

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Saturday but nevertheless fifteen hardy outers were ready to face the point at 8 a.m. Unfortunately heavy rains made it necessary for Ike t’o cancel the trip. Plans are set to attempt the climb next weekend . . . if it doesn’t snow!

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Western team banded There were some Warriors

who left Seagrams smiling last instruments were gleaming, ours were dented. They had a

weekend, a whole band infact. majorette complete with ba- Waterloo’s infamous band ton. Our band9eader directed

with a plunger (what couth!) They even had extra pokier - a squad of cheerleaders (rah! rah!) and a frat. They had rhythm, they had music but we had- bettei. Wi= had guts. We had presence. We yelled lohder.

was perfectly justified in its post game mirth because they stole the show. Faced with an organized band, one majorette zqnd,? ,perma-smiling cheer: leaders @he, prep-pep squad) the Warriors band persevered, squashed those purple preps like-& many grapes. Wonder- ful. *

As soon as the Westerncrew took the field there ws an obvious clash: they had uni- forms, yep, real ones; purple cardigans, big white W’s, little hats. We had golf shirts. Their

. The Warriors b&d refused to be outdone. Waterloo let the Mustangs band on the field just before performing the showstopper: they stopped Westerri’s show by marching

right through the purple lines. The Warriors band was how- ever, gracious enough to give Western help on a few tunes.. . even if it was help in another key . . . or two. No prep outdid ’ a Warrior. Throughout the afternoon, when cheerleaders hit the dirt mrore than ball- pl+yers, the= band continued it’s valiant assault refusing to

be stifled. No doubt who stole the show. No doubt who the real university -(with an al- ternate school song) is. This is the stuff that student lam- pooning was born of. This is not London’s finest hour.

Keep up the good work, Band. Sorryabout this, Molly.

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Friday October 2, 1981. Imprint 21-

Watching Western’s Mus- The same Kirkley who sing game similar to Western it have hope for Guelph. Guelph tangs in action against the scored first for the Mustangs will be a wise investment. is not a particularly strong Warriors last Saturday it’s was good for three more “Our team needs a lift,” said defensive team so the War- very easy to see how they got touchdowns and Mark Du- Coach Delahey; obviously the riors may pull it away yet, top billing in the OUAA this brees was good for the other. injuries have left the Warriors season. Fielding a team with All touchdowns were con- in dire straits. They meet the Gryphons in

W omen’s soccer Only half of the teams

entered in the women’s soccer tournament braved the frigid weather conditions to play in the tourney held at Columbia Field on Saturday, Sept. 19.

for Notre Dame and one goal each for Rachel Olds and Sue Jany for the Phantoms. The Greballers opened the socring in the final game on a goal credited to Sandra Lovesy with much assistance from a Phantom defender who wishes to remain anonymous.

Then the Phantoms struck on single goals by Kathy Morrow, Sue Janyand Rachel

In the first game, the Greballers shut out Notre Dame 1 - 0 on a goal by Melodie Flook.

Notre Dame again ended up incredible depth (playing verted by Kevin Rydeard. One If they are prepared to play a Guelph October 3. without five starters they still more field goal from Rydeard passing team by Saturday they Virginia Butler one goal short ii the seconh Olds to make the final score

game by a 2 - 1 margin. The 3 _ - 1 in favour of the victors this time were the Phantoms. Flashing Phantoms, a team The members of the Flash- which was comprised of in- ing Phantoms, who, until the

did a hatchet job on Waterloo) and Western was done, leaving they came with an offense a final score of 38 - 7. whose passing game was as The Warriors however are smooth as clockwork and an still plagued with injuries. unrelenting, defense. Along with those men already Sad show in

in the tournament but didin’t have a team on which to play.

Goal scorers in the second game were: Janet O’Connor

dividuals who wanted to play had not met one another, are to be congratulated for the good team effort they showed.

Barb Cotton

morning of the tournament

In first quarter action Wat- erloo looked good. No doubt aboE that. Not only did the Warriors hold Western back, they broke the ‘Stangs for the first seven points courtesy of Rob McArthur (35) who ran the td and Stan Chelmecki (15) who converted it.

Early in the second half Western saved face on an in- credible 76 yard run by Mike Kirkley. For the rest of the game, Western simply ran up points. By the half they were up 24 - 7. At this point silough, Waterloo looked like they might recover. Hitting on Grace (12) and McArthur, Chelmecki almost maneuver- ed them into a scoring pos- ition but somehow, they-just couldn’t get a break.

out of play, they lost Pail Kacso with cartiledge and lig- . ament damage (he may be gone for the season) and quarterback Stan Chelmecki who may be suffering from a shoulder separation, a partial separation or a bad bruise. In any case the injury is severe enough to cause the Warrior line up worry.

Coach Wally Delahey said he was, “Pleased with our running game, if our passing game would only meet our running game.”

He was not so pleased with the defense against Western’s passing game: “Guess what we’ll be practicing this- week.”

W arrior soccer nature, wip kicking and melees at th? goalmouth.

Towards the end of the first half the Warriors right wing began to display the faintest traces of what can be called strategy. Macfarlane, Haung and Hirano were able to get the ball down the right side of the field into the Laurentian half of it. That was most ofa the problem solved.

The play having been de- veloped couldn’t have been carried througti; the rest of the team not being able to find the goal. In the dying stages of the first half the Warriors were at last able to find the goal, the already being down the field, the baI1 was picked up by Coughey who scored a simple goal, the only one of the game. l In the second half, the

warriors returned a slightly more organized team; there was a more systematic de- velopment of an attack. The substitution of Burn and Forster had a tremendous effect on the Warriors game both players extending them- selves and creating many scoring opportunities.

Laurentian’s team was com- pletely outplayed in the second half, the team not being able to feed their star forward, Hack- ett. Inattempting to thwart the Warriors attack they resorted to tactics that can only be described as ‘barbaric. I can only hope that as their stan- dard of. play improves they would have less need to resort to the blatant ferocity ex- hibited on Sunday.

The Warriors have the po- tential for a good team, but they must concentrate on the rudiments of the game: ball control and proper passing to all players.

The raw talent is obviously there; as the season pro- gresses it is hoped that the talent will emerge.

D. Massiah

Soccer is a game of skill. The handful1 that turned

out to witness the Warriors first home game on Sunday was treated to a pathetic display by both the Warriors and the Laurentian team.

The first half can only be described as frantic, with both teams failing to display any of the pre-season training they’d received.

The teams lacked consis-

Athenas out 6 - 3 their first team line-up to-

At the York Invitational

gether. The competition

Tournament, the Athenas put

proved to be too explosive for the inexperienced Athenas. “We have only 5 returning vet- eran players and so this week- end was designed to test the standards of our team.”

sive structure and to find the right combination for our-

“Our primary goal ,this

selves,”

weekend was to test our defen-

said Coach Judy McCrae. The team had 17 goals against and 8-for.

“I think I saw what we need to focus on for the next week of practices prior to our league competition. I am encour- aged as many of the new players have some raw talent but their skills need fixing - that, we can get better at.”

“We lost all four games on the scoreboard but each game was a different story than the scoreboard outcome. We were in all of the games until about the last 20 minutes of the game.”

The Athenas lost 6 - 3 to There is little doubt that the York, the defending Athenas will face tough corn- O.W.I.A.A. champions, lost 3 petition this weekend as the - 0 to the University of Iowa, first 0. W.I.A.A. Tournament lost 4 - 3 to Western takes place here, at Columbia Michigan University and lost 4 Fields, 10:00 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. - 2 to the University of on Saturday and Sunday, Toronto. October 3 - 4.

tency in their play; their passing and control of the ball was far below standard. The game rapidly disintegrated into a free-for-all; free kicks to nowhere, fouls of the grossest Since Guelph (who Water-

loo meets next) plays a pas-

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Team have made clear their intentions for the season. The offic’ial season started with two wins in as many games at Western University on Sept. 26.

The first game against Wes- tern started out very evenly, but with veterans Mike Ob- eremk and John Saabas’ com-

bined eight goals, the team picked up momentum to win 13 - 8.

The second game against York University took even less time for the Warriors to take a comfortable lead. The win of 15 - 9 was lead by team captain Steve D’Lon and Oberemk who each scored four goals. Sabaas also made a

- major contribution with his _ three. Other goal-scorers were Niall &cMillan, Kevin Du- guay, and rookies Dave Noel and Stan Denhoed, all with one each.

A commendablejob of goal- - tending was done by Rob Wimhurst, who just this season switched from a for- ward-wing position.

The team played an ex--- hibition tournament in Tor- onto, September 19 against York, Queens and Royal Military College. In all three games, coach Lou Wagner concentrated on playing the new players. This was one of many reasons the Warriors lost to York and Queens. The win against RMC was well de- served, and started a momen- tum that is continuing.

The Warriors will be play- ing at Waterloo on October 3rd. They can be seen inaction at 12:00,2:00 and 4:00 as they play Western, McMaster, and Toronto respectively.

Nadine Simonis

Ruggers win out against the Brock Badgers and

In rugby action last Sat- urday the -Warriors went up

finished far ahead, 46-O. The Warriors, coming back from a surprise defeat by Queen’s the previous week, rallied early in

As was expected, the game against the Badger Club was v&y physical. Two players were sent off the field when tempers flared and our own veteran flanker Chris Shelton suffered a broken leg in the first half.

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Homecoming B-ball game the game and never let up.

With the first try coming only five minutes after the opening kick off, the team had a confidence not evident in their skirmish with Queen’s. The initial score was quickly followed by eight more; one each for P. White, J. Allen, G. Boire, A. Porter, J. MacDonald, A. Stone and D. Kirby.

White was good on five of nine conversions - the low percentage attributable to dif-, ficult and gusty winds.

When asked how the team was shaping up this year player/coach White re- marked, “This is one of the youngest teams we’ve fielded in recent years - almost half being in their freshman year. At the same time he added, “That the depth of talent in the spirit of the team is sufficient to mak thetn championship contenders.”

Warriors take on Royal Military College in Kingston this weekend. Tim Wallace

In honour of Waterloo’s homecoming (and its twenty- fifth year at that) the Athletic department is hosting an alumni game Saturday at 2:30. Returning for the game will be: Ed Dragon, ‘73 Paul S kouron, ‘72 Charles Chambers, ‘75 Stan Talesnick, ‘69 Ted Darcie, ‘78 Jim Commerford, ‘79 Lorn Johnson, ‘69 Ron Graham, ‘79 Paul Bilewicz, ‘73 Phil Schlote, ‘76 Tom Kieswetter, ‘73 Steve Chris, ‘67 Don Larman, ‘76 Steve Garrett, ‘80 Jaan Lanniste, ‘72 Leon Passmore, ‘79 Bill Rose, ‘73

It’ll be a good chance to see some old Warrior favorites back on court.

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three. new Sunfish sailboats and two new be .$lO&OO - test fee and materials extra. ’ windsurfers by those who had never set foot

aboard a sailboat, and old hands alike. ’ Hearty beginner; braved gusty winds for

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In the pa_st, the Ski Club hassuffered badly frbm apathy and a supposed lack of snow. Many people seem to feel that as there is no. snow in Waterloo, there is no skiing to be ha-d anyyhere. This is untrue and this year we plan to erase this fallacy.

First things first though. Since there ivill not . be any skiing fdr dfew weeks yet, we might as

well get to.kn’ow$ach other better. In keeping with this here are somedates to keep in mind. Trip.to’Toronto Ski Show Fri. Oct. 9/81

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l Bronze .Cross Course Sat. Oct. 31 9-4p.m. Sun. Nov. 1 9-4p.m. Sat. Nov. 7 9-4p.m.

Despite cold temperatures and the threat of ’ rain, the Viletones led by Captain Bill Richer defeated the defending champion West “D” Alumni to capture the 1981 version of the St. Jerome’s Softball Tournament. The final score _

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Ted’s biggest- asset is his determination as he works out endlessly and is a great in- spiration to his team’ mates. Coach Les .Roberts is very please with the freshmen on this years team and is lookirig for some strong runs in future competitions;.

Field -Hockey . This week’8 .outstanding

female athlete.@ is Jennifer Shaw, a 19 year old 3rd year. Science student froni Mon- treal. Jenn is entering her 3rd year with the Athenas, all 3 years as the sweeper, the deepest defender. Each year, Jenn has become stronger in our defensive structure, so that now she is the quarterback of our defense.

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The Delta 88 invitational classic marathon drive The car was not one to drive whiIesleepy:an Olds Delta

88 Royale with power everything: air-conditioning, cruise control, and AM-FM stereo, it practically drove itself, so that one lapsed quickly into blissful reverie, broken from time to time by agentle nudge of the wheel to avoid some persistent obstacle and the occasional unvoiced question: why is thismachinefilled with women in vairous stages of somnolence and what am I doing driving it?

Ostensibly, to avoid ac- celerator fatigue in any of the rightlegs belonging to the women0s cross-country team, but actually to cover them-- ah-hah, I caught that thought, you with the open bottle of Carlsberg, maybe do a little un-covering too, eh, nudge nudge, wink wink?

Your red-blooded Cana- dian masculinity feels, maybe, that this team offers bland- ishments second only the legendary qualities of the gymnasts, and that you))d give your eyeteeth to wander with impunity among that mass of lithe, exerting, panting bodies, that forest of straining thighs, rounded calves and firm, pouting -

Ah, yes. Those who cam)t do, write; and those who camjt write, write for Imprint. Too much of this libidinous style can be a Bad Thing. Better we jump-cut abruptly to the campus at York, filled with massive concrete objects try- ing to make a statement, of which one is the Metropolitan Track & Field Centre, in turn filled with hundreds of screaming munchkins wind- ing down after their high- school events earlier in the day. Our Heroes - pardon me, Heroines - have to run 5.6 km over grass turned to mud by six earlier runs in the

was not nearly as picturesque as at RMC (oh, the breeze rousing the water to choppy waves as the runners coursed down that final hill and into the chute) but made upforit by

being less hilly and windy. If you want further depth of knowledge, put on shorts and run three miles through the woods. This paper cam)t do everything for you.

How to keep the girls from being mere statistics? I shall describe their smiles for you. Andrea Prazmowski (reserved yet unbegrudged) placed fifth, 1:3? back of Sylvia Ruegger of Guelph, who in winning the top spot set a course record. Lisa Amsden (unfettered) and Bay Brooke (calculated but winning) were 1 lth and 12th within seconds of each other. Ulrike Zugulder (not what one would expect from a/runner) and Pat Wardlaw (gradual and honest) were 19th and 20th. The other girls got their names mentioned in our pre- vious issue; adjectives are available on request.

Meanwhile, in simultan- eous action, last week))s win- ner Lana Marjama was taking on the big guns at the Western Invitational. (Why are these runs always called Invitational or Classics? Cam)t someone come up with a new noun?) She placed fifth, a strong showing considering that the

drizzle, featuring, as all good cross-country courses must, a stream to ford at the three- quarter mark. Miraculously, the weather breaks at the last minute for the second week- end in a row; there is even a hint of sun by the end.

JCrha+to-say-about the-race its&X.did-n*jjt run it; and I was’ too busy trying in vain to compose within a camera viewfinder on the fly to gain more than cursory insights into what it))s like to run through all that. The course

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powerhouse Western team took the top four slots. The race was won by a Western rookie, Jenny Vanthof, which seems to make their domina- tion of the Ontario Womem)s Inter-Athletic Association (OWIAA) championships even more assured.

The Waterloo ‘A’ and ‘B’ teams placed fourth and sixth, respectively, York; the girls mentioned above would have taken second spot had they all been on the same team. But coach Alan Adamsondoes not follow the customary practise of forming strong and weak teams; he divides the girls almost at random, to minimize the destructive aspects of intra-squad competition and to avoid making choices that

are not at all obvious. If present trends are any indica- tion, Adamson may have to resort to supernatural means to cull the team to seven members for the Sudbury championships.

Over the remainder of both weekends (the quest for a decent Sunday brunchery in the desolation of Kingston, the marsh run, lunch at Cafe Rousseau, the Turkish red and the New Zealand white, the Queen’s party, the Waterloo party, long Bridgeport-bent walks at three in the morning) it is best to draw a discreet curtain; for Our Heroines are only human, and to be human is to be divine, or something like that. So, as the sun sinks slowly into the west -

The men? Oh, yeah. ‘The coach of the men’s team, Les Roberts, destroyed their mor- ale last weekend by locking his keys in his car trunk at the meet. They missed the picnic held on the floor during the awards ceremony, preferring to shower for some obscure reason, but showed up on time for the party that night and shot the sex-ratio all to hell for the early part of the eveing. Massive amounts of beerand a persistent tendency to sit in the dining room and talk shop prevented me from gaining the deep personal insights so necessary to an article of this nature. The men’s team has its problems. Still, I suppose someone should say some- thing about them.

Their top finisher (3rd place) was Ted Murphy, a great entertainer, a great humanitarian, and a close personal friend for twenty-five years. Ted is a freshman, which means he’s enthusiastic as hell; he won last week’s McMaster race. In fact, our next two finishers were also freshmen - Tom Schmidt at 8th, and Rob Hardy at 12th. Combined with the absence of several veterans from this meet, this bodes wellforfuture events. Cal Drak and Bruce Harris rounded out the scor- ers. The team matched their last placing by losing second place to U. of T. by a single point. Queen’s was first with a little more than half their total.

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