IF YOU LET A HORSE IN

YOUR HOUSE

If you let a horse into your house

He will want some ham

If you give some ham he will want some more

When you give him some more he will want some apple juice

If you give him some apple juice he will ask to stay for the night , and chances are he will stay .

In the morning he will be reminded what its like to sleep in a house so he’ll want to see his family

then he’ll ask for some money for the bus but you won’t have any

After that he’ll go and he’ll ask your mother if she can get a job for him…

Since your mother is afraid of horses she’ll scream and tell him to go away.

When he is about to leave he’ll notice his shoe is untied so he’ll bend down to tie it…

Then when the horse is bent down he’ll smell a pie in your house

After that he will ask you if he can stay.

And the horse will want to stay awhile.

If you let a horse into your home

He will want some ham

If you give him some ham He will want some more

If you give him some more he will want some apple

juice

If you give him some apple juice he will ask to stay for the night , and chances are he will

stay .

In the morning he will be reminded what its like to

sleep in a house so he’ll want to see his

family

then he’ll ask for some money for the bus but you won’t have any

After that he’ll go and he’ll ask your mother if he can

get a job

Since your mother is afraid of horses she’ll scream and tell him to go away.

When he is about to leave he’ll

notice his shoe is untied

Then when the horse is bent

down he’ll smell a pie in your

house

After that he will ask you if he can

stay.

And the horse will want to stay

awhile.