BOL Advisory Group

That guy’s soft.

Look in his face.

F**k that!

I’m about leading

America into the

future, not falling

back into 19th

Century thinking Thanks, Hollywood…

Despite the progress of science and technology,

how much has life in Chicago truly changed since 1906?

Yuppie Voice: Um, there’s a lot more Whole Foods

Hipster Voice: It’s pretentious

Exactly.

Thank God my parents came to the U.S.

Living In 3DBOL Advisory Group

For all the talk about political agendas, it really just boils

down to one thing

The U.S. Home Ownership Rate

63.8%

F**k If I Care About The

Agenda Of A Bureaucratic Institution

I Got To Make Sure I’m Not A

Statistic

I Was Riding Down I-294 When ISaw Two Billboards Next To Each Other:

The First Was For A College Program, The Second Was For A Strip Club

Clearly one needs the “incredible earning power of a college diploma”

to afford the “most elite of sophisticated gentleman’s clubs”

Living In The United States Today, That’s The Way The Game Goes

The Easy Way To Attain Affection Is To Take

The Road Often Traveled By

It’s The Truth

Chill, Lady –I Only Look

Dumb

Cut That Bull Off The Speakers And

Put On Some Southern Rap!

This music is terrible

Let It Be Known

Big Man, What Now?BOL ADVISORY GROUP

Excuse Me, Stop Making Excuses

Boys Want A Million…Can’t Even Handle A Thousand

Only Strong Men Can

Handle Their Liquor

Spoiled Adults Call Me Crazy, But Their Marriages Is Proof They Think Just Like Me

She’s So Hot

She’s So Hot

…She’s So Hot

She’s An Angel

She’s Special

I Love The Woman! She

Has No Flaws In My Eyes

Drake Used To Be Good – Now Though, I Don’t See How Kids Can Want To Be Like Him

I’m On One Hotline Bling

If You Are Paying More Than 30% In Taxes

YOU’RE NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY

Picture Here

Globalization 3.0It was just one of

those days I felt like listening to E-40

Canada comes through

There’s some Great Ones

One of the few to not

jump on the Drake

bandwagon

Photo probably taken in Virginia, plastic and paper probably made somewhere

in Asia

Only took a year and a half to get this technology

Somehow the caterpillar-butterfly

thing has a lot of cultural staying power

Best Buy, please don’t go the way

of Circuit City

Do you respect wood?

Additional Overcharge

JAN BAK

I would have never taken that check if I knew I was dealing with a predatory lender – Damn

Peru, IL

Okemos, MI

Troy, WI

Durant, IA

Prosperity, SC

I ain’t with that exploited employee business –Still a cold world but at least now it’s hella paid

The Person Who Did All The Work

61%

The Lazy Investor

21%

The Guy Who Showed Up Once

10%

The Guy Who Didn't Do Sh*t

8%

HOW THE DOUGH IS SPLIT

American Productive Muscle

That’s What’s Up

Catch me on the beach working on my Polish Farmer’s Tan

That’s my own way of carrying

on tradition

Respect This GrindBak

Jan

When law enforcement

comes…You’re gonnafind out who

your friends are

“Know these beats is more than music, whenever I talk to it”JAY Z at 26

The Rap Spectrum

Sounds Best…On A Plane Leaving

Germany

Sounds Best…In Anytown, USA

Sounds Best…Flying Down The

Interstate

MINTSJan Bak

DON’T PLAY WITH ME

Play With Words

The United States Mint at Philadelphia

Mints

The United States Mint at Denver

Mints

Mints

Behind every great man is a great woman

Getting shaded under a money tree

Wine &

DineBOL Advisory Group

It’s not what you think, she’s putting

her money into MY pocket!

She better wine and dine me before she thinks she

can take me home

No, I don’t want to cook a complicated breakfast the next morning

with eggs, waffles and

stuff like that

I want to grab an

orange and hit the

road. Eating fancy food

is what Starbucks

breakfast is for!

Seriously, you booked our anniversary dinner at a bourgeois

restaurant??

I’d rather eat KFC and

then watch Netflix for a

whole weekend

My father is rolling over in

his bed thinking about all

the money I spent on gym

fees and personal trainers

to look good for you, girl?!

Where he’s from if you try too

hard to look good for the

basement party, they’ll make

fun of you until your self-

esteem is gone

I went out for a date in Ann

Arbor one time, and when I told her I don’t like

sushi, she almost broke up

with me right there

Now I actually like

sushi, but I don’t

like her. Go figure

We’re gonna have to tighten our belts from now on, honey

I could have got us a dinner

for two, a movie, a bottle of wine, and prophylactics all for under

$19.95…

Can’t believe I let you

talk me into going to

that fancy place and

letting you spend $20 on

the appetizers alone!

Shhh! I’m checking my bank account.

Don’t tell him I make more money than him

The following is a scorecard with no ‘correct’ answer, rather it’s a tool to discuss

and compare answers with your friends, family, and general acquaintances

OMG it’s like so good

Put on some Drake

Tidal sucks

Who is Rihanna?

A

B

C

D

Whoa!

What about run-flat tires…

Stop asking me stupid questions

This test is a complete waste of time

A

B

C

D

That’s lame

The 2016 presidential race deserves criticism

Beijing now has more billionaires than New York City

You mean people from other countries have emotions?

A

B

C

D

An open mind is a terrible thing to waste

Get off my property, liberal

All I do is watch football and yell at my spouse

If I write you a little check, will you shut the hell up?

A

B

C

D

Say that one more time, please?

No

I’m my own boss, I work for NO ONE!

I’m calling the cops

A

B

C

D

I’m in search of true wealth

I bust my ass at my job for 25 years, and my kids like Chief Keef more than they like me

We used to have all that money, remember how I even helped you?!

A

B

C

D

I make $75,000 a year, but I live like I’m a millionaire

Even the scientific method does not have a satisfying response to the intrigue of ‘social mobility’

Results

Before After

Fantasies Realities Cash & Assets

Social Mobility is no more a tangible

concept than The American Dream or

American Exceptionalism, yet it nonetheless

has a powerful pull on our hearts and minds

Many of us at one time or another are guilty

of espousing strong rhetoric about ‘changing

the world’, ‘helping people’ or ‘making an

impact’, when in actuality our goals can often

be boiled down to either stacking up enough

money to buy a house in a ‘better

neighborhood’ or accumulating enough

social status in order to join ‘the cool kids’

that we long aspired to join

Example: I love U-M, but I’m going to

a school in Chicago for my MBA

Perhaps conservative folks despise hip-hop

culture so much because deep down the

motto of ‘get money, f*** b*****s’ holds up a

mirror that reveals the truth about their own

simple yet hidden ambitions

Kendrick Lamar (who is a media

darling and just won 5 Grammys) is

admired for being a smart rapper with

a new sound, and he opens his latest

album with the thought-provoking line:

“When I get signed, homie,

I’mma act a fool”

Get yourself together and gather some

assets

Develop strong relationships with people

from all walks of life

Stay healthy, stay motivated, stay determined…

forget about silly parties and cheap

entertainment

Accumulate the ends of your success and use that to build the next phase of your

life, whether that is a new marriage to a loving partner or a new marriage to a

different game