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LAUNCESTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

A DRINKING CLUB WITH

A RUNNING PROBLEM

Warning - This Publication

may contain some TRUTH

RUN No 2197 330 Hobart Rd. Youngtown Hare: Blakey

One hump, the dependable Hash Scribe More

TITALATING READING Run report for run 2197

Venue, 330 Hobart Rd Youngtown

Hare: Blakey

Weather, warm but not a heat wave .26oc.

THE RUN GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS

The pack is chafing at the bit

to get the run underway

and call to the Hare Blakey

what time does the 6:30 Pm

run start. Ok Ok says the

Hare out to Hobart Rd then

turn left, Bendover says If

we walk backwards will we

turn left or right. By this

time the Hare is getting con-

fused and calls ON ON. Confused is an understate-

ment the trail turns right onto Hobart Rd not left,

Bendover said I told you we have to walk backwards

tonight. A Hasher is heard to say I thought it was only

the Swedish who do not know left from right as their

water flows in the opposite direction as it goes down

the sink drain. Enough of this calls Blakey ON ON get

moving. The trail does a loop up behind Shrek’s work-

shop and heads towards the Primary school. Another

loop and we come to the locked gate at the St Peters

Parish. Most of the

Hashers squeeze

through the gate a

few have to take the

long route around to

Hobart Rd. The trail

then heads up Quar-

antine Rd into the

park next to the ceme-

tery to a check at the

Bowls club. Scary

picks up the trail in

Carr St and we are

soon Passing the gold-

en arches of the local

Maccas . The trail

crosses Hobart Rd turns down Fawkner Ave the turns

left or is that right to the ON Home sigh at the locked

gates of the Kings Meadows high school. The pack de-

cides they are too old to climb the gates of the school

and back track to Fawkner Ave to Hobart Rd then turn

Right 1800 metres and we are back at the ON ON site

On ON:

Another hot day in Launceston and the Hashers

are expecting a few light ales after a run in the

heat. Goblet is the first to fill his grail up out of

the light barrel and commences to skull the beer

as soon.as the beer hits his mouth it is spat back

out. Goblet says that tastes like month old Camel

Piss. A couple of more grails are filled with the

same result. Hashers who are not driving sample

the heavy keg and its pouring and tasting per-

fect. Bendover fills the skoaling mugs with the

light with a smile on his face this will teach them

not to have to skull each week. The bell is rung

Bendover wants to get the skulls out of the way

before the Camels piss warms up sitting in the

Sun. Rainbow starts the Lip session off with a

great joke. Goblet is off to the pub as soon as the

skulls are over and returns with a six pack of

Boags light ale, no more month old camel piss

for me tonight he mutters under his breath.

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And Hashers up dates

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20th February RED DRESS RUN HOBART

19/20th March 2016 St Patrick's Day, Westbury, LH3. See Flyer in this Trash

LH3 Erection night Tuesday 9th February at Electric Eric’s Pizza night.

Change over dinner has been confirmed for Saturday 13th February 6:00-6:30 Pm start Venue: Lums Restaurant Riverside.

New Committee to take over the last Tuesday in February.

Rainbow and Jenny are off to Hawaii soon.

Fingers and Kathy are off to New Zealand soon.

The 2015 Committee The Committee that brings you less and don’t give a Flying “F”.

GM: Electric Eric JM: Dunnoim, Hash Cash: Pash, Monk: Bendover Trail Master: Two Bob, Horn: Sprocket, Lip: Delly Scribe:

One Hump, Web Wanker Bugsy, Hash Hops, Scary

Receding Hare Line .

Tuesday 9th February Election night Hare: Electric Eric 131 Cambridge St West Launceston

More Hares required see this years Trail Master Two Bob before he nominates you to set a run or we will be back at 3 Wenlock

Way again.

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LH4 Receding Hare Line

6th February 156 West TamarRd Riverside Hare :Curtains

Joke of the Week

Skulls:

Hare: Blakey

Shrek :200 runs

Goblet: New shoes

Boong and Hash Pash for camping in the rain at

Ulverstone.

Sprocket: Lost property the Hash Horn again

Raffle:

Hash Pash Mystery prize Brass Banjo

Derbs: Bottle Cats piss.

Derbs: Six pack Boags

Dunnoim: .Waterhouse road kill meat tray

I don’t believe there

is another Hash

Temple near Kings

Meadows

THE ASS END OF THE TRASHTHE ASS END OF THE TRASH

Just sold Is this the New YoungtownJust sold Is this the New Youngtown

Hash TempleHash Temple

Which Hasher is moving In ??? when is Which Hasher is moving In ??? when is

the first run ???the first run ???