Life of Ryan92-05

Before school years.

This dog, Rocky, was my best friend. Had him since the age of two. Little did I know, that 10-12 years later, putting him down would be the worst day of

my life. To date. Not a thing, person, nor other animal held as much love as I held for this dog. He was the best thing to be apart of my life. When the day came to put him down, I locked myself in my room, bawling for hours upon

hours forever upset at the ruining of my life my parents had just set upon, by puttng down my best friend. My one true friend, that I’d lean to for love and

comfort.

My cousin’s, the ones I am sitted inbetween, Jenna and Katie. I spent a lot of time with them growing up, and I mean a lot.

We were close, we were tight. They made me play barbies, but I was not ashashed, infact I somewhat looked forward to it... Through them, I also got introduced into the wonderful world

of Crash Bandicoot. Countless hours were spent on that game with them, playing it over and over. 1, and 2. I was addicted.

Fun times were had with them.

Sleeping on the floor was a thing I did a lot, and am still comfortable with doing. The

floor is never a bad spot to sleep!

At 3, I looked pretty spiffy.

Bralorne

My childhood dream through out these years (92-05)was to be a rockstar. I, as you see here, en-visioned it. Lived it. I think I would have made a

great rockstar, as seen here.

Can I say though, look at how adorable I was as a kid. No wonder I was always loved.

And my hair! Hot damn, it was lucious red, and so full. What happened to my beautiful red

hair?

PRESCHOOL

My pre-school teacher, Linda. I had a big crush on her during these years...

Elementary Years

Kindergarten Poems

Deer

Hunting DeerHunting MooseIn the forst, yes you do. With My friends.I hunt bear.I am playing

This is pumkin happy,This is pumkin sad.This is pumkin seepy.This is pumkin mad.This is pumkin broken. He had a dreadful fall.This is pumpkin pieThe very best of all!

Darth Moll and Obie-one-Kenobiewere fightingon Halloween nightCame the screamand the scream kiliedDarth Moll and Obie-one Kenobie

I love mountainsI love rollin hillsI love te flowersI love the balffodilsI love te fireidc whenall the lights are lowBoom-dee-ah-dahBoom-dee-ah-dah

Witch is pieWitch is pieIf I dont get som Ithink Im going to die.In the dark dark roomin the dark dark roomthere was a dark dark house and in the dark dark housethere was a dark dark room and in the dark dark roomthere was a dark dark chess and in the dark dark chessthere was a dark dark self and on the dark dark shelfthere was a dark dakr box and in the dark dark boxthere was a ghost

More Kindergarten stuff.Moster Blood II

Once a upon a time there was a boyhis name was Andy.Andy had a jar. In the was was moster blood.Bad Hare day

1ch. Pick a card, I spread out any cardThe deck of cards in from of sue maiker faccdown.She giggled and picked one. Don’t show it to me Iwarned her. She glanced at the card keeping.

The haunted mask II

I don’t know if you have spent any time with first graders. But there is only one one to deseribe them.And that word is animals.First graders are.You can quote me. My

Winter

One a upon a timethere was a man who waswailking. He walk-ingthen he fell in a hole. A boy pulled the man out buthe cad not pull the man out.Anuther prsen pulled him out

Love of Pokemon - Kindergarten

1999-11-15

I went to watched Pokemon.My Best part when mew and mewtwo were fighting.

1999-11-18

I am playing with Sebastian andwe are Playing with his Pokemon toy.

2000- Pokemon

Ash and Brock went to pellettownand patured pokemon and they went to a gym and Ash win

2000-03-27

In sulver city I was a pokemon-masterand I had a 1151 pokemon and the pokemons names was mewtwo and the oders names areblastoids and Pikachu and charizard and mew and haunter and Ralchuands and shew and ninetalsand zapdo and snorlax.

2000

I am Ash from pellet town. Ash Brock and Misty werethrayling to saffron city.

Grade 1-4 WritingsMagic Leprechaun

I am a magic leprechaun I am going to trick some people. Then I did not know where my pot of gold was. Everyone wanted the pot of gold. I forgot I was a

magick leprechaun. Then I snapped my fingers. Then the pot of gold disappeared. Then all the people went home. The people were poor.

The End

Inside and Outside in Winter

OutsideI go snowboarding on the mountainsI go tobogganing in the pit.I print my name in the snow.I make snowman.I make snowforts.InsideI play PlaystationI play N64I watch T.V.I like to read a good book.I bake cookes.

Sounds

Electric guitars are banging soundsGhetto blasters are singingWolfs howling sounds are in the woods.Alarms are squeaking in the house.Oceans are whistling.

Hearing

Beep went the kid.Moo went the cow.Howl went the wolfAnd now I bow.

I am 9 years old. I have a 1 brother he is six years old. He’s in grade two. I live with my mom and dad. I have one pet his name is Rocky. My dog has lots and lots of fur. I like to skateboard, bike and scooter all on pole. I like to play golf, fuzz ball and pin ball. i like to play video games like pro skateboard and pro off road biking.

The very best ride I ever been on was the sram-ble was my very best ride I ever been on it was my favrite ride it almost briffe out my guts and brain out. The srambler gose rely rely fast it like your head is going to pop off.

Today we went on a feild trip to the pumpkin patch to pick out a pimplin. It was fun we had high school budies everybody got stuck of fell in the mud. I got a small pumpkin and some kids got big ones. There was lots and lots of mud there it was ver deep in the mud.

Today is my birthday. I got a new finger board tech deck. I got a brad new Cunks t-shirt for my birthday to-day. On Frday I am getting two cds called D12 and Tony Hawk 3. I am nine years old.

On Toesday I got a new bunk beds (off note: I still have this bed and sleep in it...) and dressers. My playstashin brok I am bying a new one today maybe. Bought a new game called Tony Hawk pro skater three and I mauht win Xbox.

At Christmas dinner I had 57 people over for my Christmas dinner. My mom cooked the Christmas dinner for all 57 people. My house was filled with people. I got a huge mocintroll PT cruser that had opening doors trunk good moving seiring whell and seat belts.

This year my New Years Resolution is going to be to read more captin underpants books and draw and pait and colur more pic-tures and drawings and draw more catoons and be better at math.

In a week we get off of school. I’m going to Kamloops with my cous-in and brother for the summer to visit my gramma and grandpa.

When I was five years old I was riding tricakle like I was six years old. And I was not trying to be funny everyone was laughing at me. Then a got very very mad then I though my tricakle across the road and a car just about hit my tricakle. Then I ran in my house and slamed the door and lock all the doors of the house so nowon could get in. Then I unlock the doors so the could get in ten minutes later.

On the bus next to me sat the strangest looking person, I have ever seen. She had long, red hair which stood up all over her head. Her nails were painting purple and green. She looked like she was over a hundred years old. She had a wart on her chin and the wart was covered with hairs. Her orange and green-floor-length dress had long sleeves, but it was ripped and tattered. On her cheek she had a tattoo of a rose and an airplane. She wore new white tennis shoes. One her left hand were six or seven rings but she wore no rings on her right hand. Her cheeks were sunken and pale. She wore purple eye shadow.

My favourite place to visit is the beach. The water is very warm even in the early summer. I enjoy looking for differenet kinds of birds. There are carnival rides at the beach. The beach is never crowed with people. I like playing in the sand. I really like swimming in the waves and body surfing. There are many shells at the beach and I can make things from them. Sometimes we have a barbecue at the beach and I really like the hamburgers my dad makes there. My older sister lets me bury her in the sand up to her neck. (This last line is always going to confuse me as I don’t have a older sister... Who was I burying?)

Today I am going to a preteen dance. I am not going to dance with a girl. Never in the hole in tire world I am going to dance with a girl. I am going to the dance with my friend Brandon Shogen. My mom is giving me about fifthteen dollars to sped on bolth Brandon and me. The dance goes tell seven o clock to ten o clock.

On Tuesday after school I went down to the surpintine river to go fishing for an hour or two. I cought a fish about a foot long. It was a baby sockeye samlon. They call baby samlon jacks. The day before my dad went fishing and cought a adaut chum. It was about 2 feet long. My dad brought it home to smoke it took two days to smoke it. It is super good. Smoke samlon is the best thing on earth.

When I was one year old I got a puppy from my aunt. His name is Rocky. His favourite thing is to go on a walk and be very very lazy! When we moved two years ago my dog met a bunch of new dogs they where only girl dogs expect for one. His name is Buster. Rocky eats his laying down on the floor. We only moved on block from our old house. We got our dog when my brother was born. My dog is nine years old.

If I had to move and bring five thing wiht me is my dog because he is my best friend. The second thing I would bring is my pallot gun be-cause I got it for my tenth birthday and it means a lot to me. Then the third thing I would bring is my xbox because if I couldn’t bring it I would sucasid myself. The fourth thing I would bring with me is my skateboard because I could sk8 board to the corner store. The 5th thing I would bring with me is my eminem cd because I bought it with my own money and it’s my favourite cd and it is the only cd I have. And everybody likes him.

grade 3

Grade 5 Zombie Stories.

Once upon a time they’re where two boys name Ryan and Brandon. There where where walking to school everyday they pass the graveyard. This time when they passed the graveyard they heard a weird sound so they ran to school. They went home for lunch. When they past they graveyard they seen a grave rattle so they ran home and Ryan said to his mom “Me and Brandon seen a grave move up and down.” At twely fourty five they walk back to school. After school they took a short cut home. That night they went to a Eminem concert. At the very last song curtain close someone tap them on the shoulders so they turned around and seen a zombie they took their laser pointers and blind the zombie. So they ran like hek to their mom’s car. And Ryan said “speed home quick” so she did. The next day thay went to school. When they past the graveyard the seen coffins open. Tomb-stone fallen down and the grass spit open. The night after the night before they walk past the grave-yard they looked all around expt behind them. When they looked behind them they seen a bunch of zombies so they took there laser pointers blind them so they couldn’t see. They ran home and grabed their pallet guns and ran back to the graveyard and shot all the zombies. And then they ran back home and called the Zombie partol and told them to go to the grave yard and capture all the blind and shot zombies and put them back into their graves and put them tombstones back up and fix the craked and teared up grass. There was about two hundred zombies. The end.

Attack of the Zombies

Chapter one.

Once upon a time there was two people their names were Ryan and Brandon. They were skate-boarding and a chicken popped out of nowhere and scard me half to death then an hour later we past by a ditch and ghost poped out of nowhere and ran forare lives. We were scared so much we had goosebumbs.

Chapter Two The Nightmare

Ryan and me were playing monopoly. An hour later we went to the school to play at the playground. An hour later a zombie, a ghost, a ghoul, and a monster appeared out of nowhere. In the morning I woke up and I just had a nightmare.

Chapter Three The Haunted Closet

After every fright seen we went into our room to do our homework. Then we went to our friend’s house to play playstation, xbox, gamecube, N64, and playstation too. Then we went home I open my closet to get something to play with. Then every type of creature came out of my closet then I shut it. And that scared us half to death.

Chapter Four Zombie Dogs

We had to go in for dinner at sever o colock at night. After dinner we have to walk our dog and then we meet our friends and we walked our dogs together at nine o clock we past the pet grave yard. To night we past it the pet grave yard twice. At the second time we past it the graves started to move. Then zombie dogs start to chase us as soon as we got home we got our guns and started shooting them tell they were all dead.

Chapter Five Zombie Cats

We were walking down the streets. We seen a pet grave yard we went in the grave yard to see if we could find any pets that we know. We found about ten pets that we knew. Then we noticed some-thing the graves were moving of the cats. Then the cats poped out. They started to chase us. The zombie cats chased us to our house. Then they died. We were safe and sound.

Chapter Six. The Zombie Parents

We went inside to have a snack. Then we noticed something that there were no parents around then we went out looking for them. Then we found everyone’s parents in a secret labratory. There brains were washed out so they were zombies. We turned them back into real people.

Chapter Sever The Zombie Babies

My family was going out for dinner at a super fance restaurant. There were no babies allowed. We had to drop our baby off at the baby daycare. When we walked in including our were zombies. Then we changed them back into really babies.

Chapter Eight Zombie Babysitter

Our mom and dad had to go on a business trip so we had to go to our babysitter’s house. When we arrived we had supper. We then went outside for an hour and then we returned inside. All the babysitters in town were zombies. We went back to our own home and transformed them back into real people.

Chapter Nine Zombies

After supper we had to walk our dog Rocky. We passed the graveyard. We went into the graveyard to see if we could find any people we know. An hour later the grave started to move. The people came up as zombies. We ran as fast as we could to our house. We arrived safe and sound. We chases the zombies back into the graves and buried them again.

Chapter Ten More and More Zombies

We were walking on the sidewalk towards the river to fish. Then we seen a boat full of people. They began to walk off the boar. They were all zombies that were walking off the boat. More and more zombies came back to haunt us again.

My first boat ride.

Sparkling blue water lapped the side of the boat where Little Joe sat facing his father. Joe was soon to be four and he was a bright toddle. His father explained that it was important to sit still in the boat and Joe did just that. He watched schools of fish darting around nimbly. Once in a while a yellow fish nibbled at the boat and then disappeared.

Sitting close to his Mother was Miranda, a tomboy. Miranda was a spry six year old who loved running and skipping jump rope, base, soccer and collect-ing rocks. She knew no fear. Whereever there was any excitement around the school or neighbourhood, Miranda was in on it.

Miranda was sitting close to her mother because that was the only codition under which Mrs. James would agree to get in the boat.

“I’m not going to get turned over with you horsing around,” Mother firmly ex-plained. “If I have to go, you have to promist that you’ll site quietly the while time we’re on the lake.”

Father chuckled. Miranda agreed and so the family tried out the new boat. It was a pleasant day. The sky was almost cloudless and the spring sun was still far away from the earth to give comfortable warmth.

“What’s that long snake doing in the water?” Little Joe pointed and asked.

“A snake, let me see!” Miranda jumped up at the same time she squealed the words. Mother had no time to stop her. Miranada ran to Joe and leaning over the side of the boat pushed her hand into the water. The sudden movement made the boat wobble throwing Miranda overboard.

Then Little Joe jumped into the water after Miranda trying to get her out of the water. Then the snake came to Little Joe and bit him. Then Little Joe’s dad came speeding as fast as he can in their new speed boat, scaring the snake away.

Little Joe’s dad wrapped a bandage over his snake bite making sure it wouldn’t blled. Little Joe asked his dad if he can go use the Ski Doo. His dad said yes.

So Little Joe went bominb around the lake and Miranda saw him on it so she asked her mom and she said yes. So Miranda hopped on hers and caught up to Little Joe and asked him if he wanted to race. He said yes.

So Little Joe and Miranda race. Of course Miranda tried to make Little Joe fall into the water, but that didn’t happen, and Little Joe won the race.

Little Joe wanted to go water skiing and his dad said yes so Little Joe put on the skis and got in the water and held on the thing and they went around the lake a couple times, but on their third time there was a huge wave and Little Joe went up the wave and he let go of the bar and fell into the water and his parents couldn’t find him.

Then they found him but he was having trouble breathing so they called 911 and they rushed him to the hospital and fixed his breathing problem but they realized that he had a heart attack when he fell into the water, so there was little blood getting to his organs so they had to rush him into surgery.

They opened him up and found out that his heart was failing on him and that he had water in his lungs from when he fell into the water.

The doctors and surgeons knew that he had no hope in living after the opera-tion, so they just tried to do what they can to save his life.

After the operation, they put him in the intensive care room until he feels a lot better. So they hooked him up to the oxygen and they hooked him up to the blood packs so he gets blood in him.

But they realized that the blood was going to where it wasn’t suppose to be going so they had to get him back in the operation room and get out the blood from where it was going, so they did that.

So they brought him back to where he was before and he wasn’t waking up, they didn’t know what was wrong. They put him on life support. So the next couple of days the family came and stayed there with but he wasn’t waking up, so they decided on taking him off of life support and letting him die. The end.

Grade 7The Year I Went “Hood”

RestlessYouthfulAthleticNiceRude

I used to be uncool.But now I am cool.I used to be dumb. But now I am smart.I used to neat.But now I am messy.I used to be hyper.But now I am lazy.I used to be working.But now I am slacking.I used to be bad at basketballBut now I am good at basketball.

Dear Ryan,

I am you from the future. You have become a pro skateboarder and a famous bass gui-tar player in a really famous band. All of your dreams came true. Thank you for choices you made and please don’t do anythng stupid that will end you up in jail.

Yours TrulyRyan Rose

My happiest moment

My happiest moment was when I went to Saskatchewan because I met a lot of relatives and I went to my mom’s cousin’s bar and hotel and a got a lot of free food from her and a lot of free pop from her too. And I went golfing for my first time there too. It was a lot of fun. Then we went to Regina to visit my other cousin and I played on his drums. And the trip was the most fun I ever had.

Things I would say no to

1. Being the world’s poorest person2. Being the world’s smallest person3. Being the world’s weirdest looking person4. Being the world’s fattest person5. Hating candy6. Voting for George Bush7. Being the world’s dumbest person8. Playing pro baseball9. Playing pro tennis10. Playing pro soccer

Once upon a time there was this gangster who belonged to the Cripps and his favourite words are hello and shut up. Then he went up to this fat guy and called him a weirdo then pis-tol whipped him. Then he jumped into his cool car because he is a street racer. Then he cops found out he does drugs, lives in Canada and he is a rapper. So they put him in jail. He owns a lot of bling. And he likes can-dy and basketball but hates school and math.

Seculded Mansion

On 14073 67a ave, Surrey, BC, there was this enourmous saphire mansion with a ruby coloured roof. When you go to approach the mansion you have to come to a halt and open a while gold gate before you can go onto the diamond plated drive-way with a source in the middle of it. It has three stories. In order to go on each story you have to enter an elevator and hat a button/ Each story has five rooms, five bathrooms and two rec. rooms. Each bedroom has a kingsize bed, a forty inch plasma screen idiot box and two enormous dressers full with cloths and shoes. Each room has a gigantic walk in closet. Each bedroom is paint with black walls and each roof is painted lime green. Every bedroom has its own personal bathroom. Each bathroom has a granite tile floor, a jacuzzi and a stone sink. Each rec. rom there is one hundred inch plasma screen idiot box, a pool table, a bean couch in-front of the idiot box, a weight lifting set and a computer with surround sound. The surround sounds is stealed to the idiot box. Also, in the rec room is an indoor pool and bowling alley. The house has a box like shape. The house is in mint con-dition. The surroundings of the house are: a eighteen automobile garage, a huge garden and outdoor pool. The house smells really fresh and exciting. When you open any door in the house it squeek. It feels soft and fluffy. The history of the mansion was in 1976 there was a massive murder, four people got killed!

The Crowded Bus.

Welcom to Ryan Rose’s Bus Line. We’re going to Regina from Langley BC. In an enormous ruby 2004 stretched out H2 Hummer. The bus has spinners, split hood, a humongous sound system and idiot bxes on the back of every chair/ The season is summer in the year of 2005. It was lustful and muggy. Inside of the bus it was tranquil. People were inducing with each other, listening to music on their iPods and their mp3 players and people were surfing the web on their laptops. The mo-tor has a supercharger, blower and sounds like VROOM VROOM. The bus also has hydros and NOS. The bus has 670 HP. The people inside the bus ranges from tod-dlers to seniors. Some people were small while some were enourmous. Some peo-ple had wacky hair, afros, and some people average looking hair. Some people had goatees, sideburns and sould patches, while some people were clean shaven. Out-side of the bus, people were walking, jogging, running, cycling and skateboarding. Most of the people’s personalities were euphemism and benignanlt. Some people were grump and angry. The bus had a cologne type of odour because lots of guys were wearing it. The bus seats felt soft and they were comfortable because they are racing seats. The rool felt soft because it was made out of suede. The driver is 50 Cent. He drives really well. He can turn sharply. The bus stopped twice, once in Calgary and once in Moosejaw. In Calgary, there are a lot of tall buildings and the world’s largest skatepark. It is near the Greyhound bus station. In Moosejaw, there are lots of schools and small houses. In Regina, there are a lot of sky scrap-

ers and houses. A lot of people have iPods and a lot of food. At the back of the bus, there were two people. They were best friends. The whole entire way there they were inducing with eachother. They were telling each other about what type of music they like and who their favourite rapper was, what their favourite game was for xbox, psp, ps2, gamecube, etc. What they liked at school, what their fa-vourite subject was, favourite move was, tv show, etc. They both had the same favourite tv show and it was Spongebob Squarepants, Family Guy, Futurama, Pimp my Ride and the Simpsons. What they list to read, last but not least, what favour-ite food and drinks were. Their names were Billy Bob Joe and Josh Gangsta Tobin. The end.

Doc

There once was a male gangster rapper called Doc. He was 28 years old. Doc is from South Central LA in the town of Compton and lived there for most of his life. He is one of the most popular rappers in the whole world. He has a very skillful reputation. He is very well known. He was marvelous looking hair. He has corn rows for his hair. He also wears an ocean coloured bandana rolled up on his head with a white coloured hat that says Phat Farm in baby blue. For a shirt, he wears a white coloured Phat Farm hoodie with the hood down. For pants, he wears dark ocean coloured Phat Farm jeans rolled up to his knees. He wears regular socks. For shoes he wears a whitish coloured high top Phat Farms. For sunglasses he wears silver boxframe sunglasses with blue tinted lenses. He also wears a diamond phat farm chain with enourmous diamond earrings. He also has a fat diamond bracelet and a enormous $100,000 watch. He also wears noir coloured bandana tucked in his back pocket. His favourite song he wrote West Side Story and the chorus goes like this: “If you see the look in my eyes, you see I be a gangsta til I die. Game tell’em were your from. West side! (x2)” When he has a concert, he has laserlights and two humongous spot lights that sway back and forth. He also has a thing that el-evates him from underneath the stage. As he comes up there are two things that shoot out fire on either side of the thing that elevates him up. As his head pokes out on stage, the things start shooting out fire. His best performance was when he was performing in Vancouver at GM place. It was sold out! His worst performance was when he was performing in New York. There were about 10,000 people and in the mosh pit, there was a gun fight. Three people got killed. His hopes and dreams that nobody hates him and that world hunger would end. Also that there are no people living on the streets. Then, he died in a drive by shooting.