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RIVALRY

THE RED SHITELiverpool FC is the enemy no one else comes close. Not only because of the proximity, but also because of their god-awful fans (Red Shite). Allow me to show you why.

KOPITES ARE GOBSHITESIn Anfield, there is a Kop end basically the main fan section at one end of the stadium. Kopite became the nickname for LFC fans.

Much of the media loves to fellate the shit out of the Kop as if it is some sort of magical wonderland and vital to history

Any Blue calls them by their real name Gobshites.

KOPITES ARENT SCOUSERSScouser (hard s) is the nickname for native Liverpudlians (the official term). Its not offensive - its a term of pride for many. Liverpool is a blue collar town, proud of their home. But LFC fans are anything but.

Its a long-standing joke that LFC fans arent from Liverpool theyre basically bandwagon jumpers from London or overseas. Particularly, theres a huge contingent of LFC fans that are Norwegian (there used to be a large Norwegian community in Liverpool.) Essentially, theyre not really a local team think Dallas Cowboys circa 1995.

[VIDEO] - Enjoy this banter

THEYRE FAWKIN LOOZASThis creepy-ass slice of white bread is John W. Henry the owner of Liverpool. But what does the owner matter? Arent they just all old rich guys? Who cares?

That pedo-looking motherfucker also owns the Red Sox the fucking SAWX. One of the most entitled, annoying, and terrible fanbases, in one of the worst cities on Earth. Garbage town, USA.

KOPITES HAVE THE WORST SONGTheir song and saying is Youll Never Walk Alone. Listen to this shit. As Julia said, What is this, a middle school dance? Remember that spine-tingling sensation you got when listening to Z-Cars? How does this garbage get ANYONE pumped up? Its like they captured impotence in a song.

[VIDEO] Seriously the worst song ever

RED SHITE RUN THEIR MOUTHSSchadenfreude can make some seem petty and bitter. But with the Red Shite, its totally valid, because they love to talk a big game without having the actual results..

This is Steven Gerrard. Here are some facts about him:Hes played at LFC his entire career. Hes from the area. Hes a midfielder.Hes extremely good, one of the best, but affording to Kopites, hes Jesus Christ and Buddha. Hes actually retiring to come to the MLS, and Kopites are FREAKING OUT. He has one of the most punchable faces in the Premier League

[VIDEO] - They almost won the league last year but didnt despite the Kopites bragging they would. And it all started because Gerrard fucked up big time by slipping and giving up a goal in a crucial late season game. They choked big time after that and lost the title. Hes now Slippy Gerrard.

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KOPITES JUST SUCKTheyre those kinds of fans whiny, entitled, obnoxious. And this is true even of the American ones Ive met they think theyre superior because they dont support Man U or Chelsea, as if theyre not bandwagon jumpers but just smarter or more in the know. But any Gobshite is just the worst. Take a listen.

If Liverpool fans were commentators, theyd sound like this guy[VIDEO] [VIDEO]