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March/April 2019 – edition 7
(2nd edition)
Firstly, I just want to correct some errors in the
spelling of a couple of names from the last edition.
It’s Simon Collett, with two bloody T’s, from
south of the Yarra, not to be confused with Simon
Collet with one T, who is evidently the illegitimate
offspring of two closely related Collingwood
supporters.
It’s Youn-Shil not Younch. Sorry for that.
The words of our club team song ‘Tiger Land’
Oh we're from Tiger land
A fighting fury we're from Tiger land
In any weather you will see us with a grin
Risking head and skin
If we're behind we'll never mind
we'll fight and fight and win
oh where from Tiger land
we never weaken till the final bowl is bowled
like the tigers of old
we're strong and we're bold
oh we're from tiger
-YELLOW AND BLACK-
oh we're from Tiger land
Tiger Roar (From the Committee)
What’s the committee been up to? Realising that
both the manager’s office and the club office were
dysfunctional, the committee decided to rectify the
problem. The usual suspects, Harrison, Princess
and somebody who actually knows what he’s
doing, Dom, set about smashing down a brick wall,
applying a fresh coat of paint and hey presto, we
have a new office and committee room.
Like everything this trio of wonders has tackled,
the transformation is marvellous. Great work guys
and other helpers. Now we have an environment
conducive to having effective committee meetings.
No doubt these meeting will take minutes but
waste hours.
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Being on a committee can often be a thankless
task. But we battle on regardless. However, I think
we need to clarify something about the lights.
The lights, they are happening.
In the meantime, I think it’s reasonable to reflect
on achievements. The club, well not in recent
memory, has never looked better. It really has been
transformed in to a very special place. We have an
upgraded and functioning commercial quality
kitchen. The walls have been painted. There is now
a ‘Bowls Operation’ room and memorabilia,
honour boards and the like have been dusted off,
updated and appropriately placed. The greens are
in fantastic shape and we are finally making a
handsome profit. However, we are aware this is a
bowling club and as such we will now be working
towards being successful on the field.
Accordingly, our focus is now moving towards
bowls operation and you can all expect some
progressive action on this front.
Anyway, it’s onwards and upwards to next season,
where we will continue to play the Richmond
Union way:
Be respectful
Be supportive
Be awesome
Jungle Beat (news from around the club)
Tiger paws (bowls operations)
Well members the sesquicentennial season has
come and gone with some mixed results.
The top side won some, lost some but were able to
maintain its position in Division 1.
The 2nd side had a great season gaining promotion
to Division 2. They narrowly lost the Sectional
Grand Final to Bundoora RSL The 3rd side had a
season that promised plenty but unfortunately they
failed to deliver. They were relegated and will now
face the next season in Division 4.
The 4th side tried their hardest and were able to
safely maintain their position in Division 5.
The 5th side struggled with numbers to get out on
the green every week.
However, some social members show talent and
just need some encouragement to convert to full
membership. It's Division 7 again next season
depending on numbers.
And the final mugs of the season go to
Coaches corner
In the section grand final our number 2 side played
a great game just coming up 5 shots short of
Bundoora RSL. It was close all day with Bundoora
gaining the ascendency towards the end. However,
we fought it out to the end and with only 1 end to
play there was just 4 shots the difference. Princess
narrowly missed trailing the jack that would have
given us the 4 shots to tie the game.
A 4 shot difference is effectively losing two ends
by a single shot.
A takeaway from this is to understand that every
end is important. Getting second shot can be the
difference between winning and losing on the Big
Board.
Pennant is a team game and we must learn to play
as a team and not individuals. Every bowl you
bowl contributes to your team. Remember that.
So let’s look forward to next season. Until then
let’s get together and train the house down.
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At the Waterhole (Bar Announcements)
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman all
walk into a bar. Is this some sort of joke or
something?
Is the Richmond Union Bowling Club becoming
the place to be for a little romance? Recently
spotted using his best chat up lines was young
Noddy.
I’m pretty sure I heard him say to Pippa, “you
finish your bottle of wine, I’ll go home, chill some
bubbles, sprinkle rose petals and slip into
something more comfortable”.
I’m not saying Pippa was keen for love, but shit
she decked that bottle quick!
Don’t forget happy hour is every day at 5.30 –
6.30. Come down for a few cheap beers. $2.50 pots
and $4.00 schooners. Open up a tab and drink to
your hearts content.
It’s all part of our responsible service of alcohol.
And then there was a bit of bromance.
And there was of course the silly headwear.
‘Richard’, what is this?
As part of our responsible service of alcohol
policy, we have established a set of guidelines we
would like our members and guests to observe
after enjoying the hospitality of Richmond Union
Bowling Club:
Don’t add to the population
Don’t subtract from the population
Stay out of the hospital, newspaper and jail
Should you end up in jail, our advice is to establish dominance quickly.
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Player Profile – Hugh Jass reporting
Chatting to Club Gun, Nicole O”Connor, it soon
becomes apparent that she’s a bad arse momma
who ain’t taking no crap from no one.
So I stopped paying attention, let my mind drift
and thought of this Beach Boys song.
Well she got her daddy's car
And she cruised through the hamburger stand now
Seems she forgot all about the library
Like she told her old man now
And with the radio blasting
Goes cruising just as fast as she can now
And she'll have fun fun fun
'Til her daddy takes the T-bird away
(Fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes the T-bird away)
HJ: So Nicole is there any truth to the rumour that
I just started that you were a bit of a rebel growing
up?
NO’C: It’s all relative Hugh, someone’s rebel is
another’s misdemeanour. Fair to say I had a
colourful life pre Jade, then I grew up - again
relative...
HJ: Is it my imagination or do you always walk out
onto the green immaculately presented, skirt and
top clean and perfectly pressed, hair in place,
looking like you mean business. Are you some sort
of control freak?
NO’C: Don’t scratch the surface Hugh, but for
competition games I feel it’s important to feel
comfortable and prepared. Also finally after the
many years there are bowls clothes available to fit
all shapes and sizes so get on board.
As for control freak - why thank you!
HJ: What’s your favourite household chore?
NO’C: Paying the lawn mower guy. Being a
control freak I was not happy with not being able
to maintain my lawn when I broke my hand, so
now I’m very pleased he comes around weekly.
It’s manicured perfectly...
HJ: Did you just say you’re paying a bloke to cut
your grass? That’s a revelation that clearly will
have the members talking.
NO’C: Does not respond, just glares menacingly.
HJ: Decides not to go any further with this line of
questioning, but thinks, ‘if looks could kill, I’d be
on my way to Tobin Brothers right now’.
HJ: So how come they call you knickers?
NO’C: It’s short for Nicole, and that I....
HJ: Oh, it has nothing to do with undies then?
NO’C: NO! I met a woman bowler with the
nickname Undies - I felt highbrow
HJ: There goes those 6 questions then.
HJ: What’s wrong with your arm?
NO’C: Thumb to wrist broken and hand bones
impacted and but on the mend now thanks to a
good doctor.
HJ: I overheard you telling Sarah that you got
screwed by a good doctor. Is this same doctor that
did your arm?
NO’C: Stop eavesdropping Hugh. What you
overheard me saying was that the surgeon gave me
2 screws and repositioned my hand bones.
HJ: I think I know what I overheard Nickers, wink,
wink, say no more. 2 screws hey? Good job.
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NO’C: Say no more Hugh.
HJ: Just how’d you break the arm then?
NO’C Skiing - next question...
HJ: Skiing, it’s summertime? I heard that you were
competing in a competition to work out who is the
tallest of the shortest chic’s in the club. Just who
thought up the idea of that game then?
NO’C: There’s a mini ski group at the club and
we’ve been competing now for about 4 years.
HJ: Where beverages consumed before this
competition? Perhaps some involved might have
been over refreshed then?
NO’C: It was a warm afternoon and we were, shall
we say hydrated.
HJ: Well hydrated?
NO’C: Move on Hugh
HJ: What about an autograph then? Got a pen?
Where do you want me to sign the cast?
NO’C: I think you know what you can do with
your pen
HJ: What do you mean you don’t want me to sign
it? That’s a little weird isn’t it?
NO’C: Oh come on, you have to get out more, just
look around at all the weird shit that goes on here
HJ: Okay then, that’s clearly a touchy subject. So
where’d you grow up?
NO’C: Melbourne, Gold Coast, Melbourne - and
still growing up.
HJ: What’s your best schoolyard memory?
NO’C: So many, I loved school - I had such a great
social life. Still have many school friends in my
life those crazy bitches.
HJ: As a kid growing up who’s poster or posters
did you have on your wall?
NO’C: Duran Duran and Jim Morrison
HJ: Who do you follow in the footy?
NO’C: Collingwood born and bred.
HJ: How’s that going for you?
NO’C: Still shattered - bloody umpires
HJ: A Collingwood supporter whinging about the
umpires, how unusual.
NO’C: Smart arse.
HJ: How did you get in to lawn bowls?
NO’C: Trying to teach Jade to ride a bike along the
path near St Kilda BC, with tantrums and power
play antics I saw all these people having a good
time bowls beer and BBQ, I quickly realised what
I’d rather be doing so in I went, 17 years ago.
HJ: How’d you end up at Richmond Union
NO’C: Michael Quayle kept at me to move and in
2011 I became a Tiger
HJ: Do you know the words to the club song?
NO’C: Not really, I fumble through like many until
boldly with confidence yell to the yellow and
black
HJ: I notice a lot of clubs now have an extended
happy hour. Do you the Richmond Union should
extend happy hour too?
NO’C: what could go wrong... oh wait....
HJ: You’ve got a pretty impressive track record on
the bowling green, tell us about your
achievements?
NO’C: My biggest achievement is being part of the
Tiger Family and proudly representing the Club in
competitions.
HJ: You’re capable of beating anyone at the club.
Who do you really love to beat (stick it up)?
NO’C: Prinny of course but that’s too easy, I
would love to beat Wilko, he has my measure and
loves to rub it in.
HJ: You’ve have been a great ambassador for the
club while out doing all your regional and state
stuff, tell us about the effort required to perform at
such an elite level?
NO’C: High anxiety - but really it’s training,
training, training, mental discipline, preparation,
setting goals and a positive belief - and well fitted
clothes oh and lip gloss.
HJ: When out and about representing the club, is
the Wongy led cheer squad a help or a hindrance?
NO’C: He’s wonderful and next year at the Vic
Open we have him lined up to babysit Kumari’s
bub while Sarah, Kumari and I enter a Tiger triples
chick team.
HJ: Since you’ve been injured and not about, I
notice your daughter Jade has really stepped up to
the plate. Where you holding her back?
NO’C: I’m so proud of Jade and that she wants to
bowl and compete. We played once together when
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she was only 9 - complete train wreck. I’m really
happy to see her bowl and enjoy doing well.
HJ: My hearing’s not so good, but I may or may
not have heard Jade say the other night that she
could kick your arse out on the green. Actually,
she didn’t really say anything, but I’ll run with it.
So is there any mother daughter rivalry?
NO’C: I have no doubt there will come a day
when we will come up against each other and may
the best O’Connor win - take no prisoners this isn’t
3yo athletics where everyone gets a bullshit
achievement award.
HJ: Is Wee Man (Benny Blaich) a pain in the arse
or misunderstood?
NO’C: Sweet Benny, I love him. He’s very good to
me and a bit of a laugh too
HJ: Ajay keeps banging on about bloody
Wonthaggi. What’s your favourite holiday
destination?
NO’C: Ajay needs to get out more, the northern
NSW coast to northern Sunshine Coast is my
happy place
HJ: I understand you’re a big fan of Donald
Trump?
NO’C: Oh yes, I scream Trump... you know the
Mexicans are building big staircases as we speak
HJ: Oh sorry, that was a question I prepared for
Simon Collett.
HJ: Hang on, I think this Liberal Party question
was also for Simon Collett?
HJ: Okay then, questions for you then. I’ve just
parted with some hard earned and saw ‘A Star is
Born’. It’s a bit of a chic flick. What’s your
favourite chic flick?
NO’C: Little Miss Sunshine would have to be in
my top 5 movies. Not a chick flick but if you
haven’t seen it then do yourself a favour
HJ: Name a song you once loved to bop away to,
but now never want to hear again?
NO’C: Like a Virgin
HJ: You’ve got a pretty groovy dog in Ruby. Do
you think people that like cats are strange?
NO’C: They’re just not quite all together
HJ: When playing away who do you most like to
car pool with?
NO’C: Sarah -stuff that. sooooo many funny times
travelling together
HJ: It’s the morning after they night before, what
cocktail or drink would have caused the most
damage?
NO’C: I think we all know the answer to that one -
bubbles of troubles
HJ: What’s your favourite comfort or recovery
food or drink?
NO’C: Tacos- breakfast lunch and dinner
HJ: What advice would you give to a new
member?
NO’C: Keep practicing and seek coaching, get a
mentor and know what they drink
HJ: What’s the best thing about Richmond Union
Bowling Club?
NOC: The newsletter- oh and the comradeship.
While I haven’t been able to bowl I have had so
many members contact me in support and ask how
I am. We are all mad and so unique which makes
up this crazy dysfunctional and yet fully
functioning family.
HJ: The newsletter? It is marvellous isn’t it?
NO’C: Simply brilliant!
FOOTY TIPPING 2019
And the best deal in the club is back for footy
season 2019. $20.00 to join and for that you get a
free pot every round when you do your tips. Now
that’s money well spent!
Don’t forget our weekly members draw. It’s every
Thursday at 7.00 p.m. or thereabouts.
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Mullets for the Kids
Some of the more astute members may have
noticed that many around the club are sporting
hairstyles that make the mind boggle. But what is it
with all these side trimmed, party at the front and
party at the back head job features? What’s this all
about? Why are people channeling Billy Ray
Cyrus ‘Achy - breaky – bad - mistakey’ hairstyles?
Well, to many the style maybe known as the
‘Country Bumkin Shlong (short + long)’, the
‘Platypus Paddle’, the ‘Possum Pelt’, the ‘Mildura
Mudflap’, the ‘Adelaide Ape Drape’, the
‘Toowoomba Top Hat’ or the ‘Wollongong
Waterfall’.
However, around here there just known as the
‘mmm mullet’. Ahhh, the mullet, the epitome of
quintessential masculinity.
Yep, when a man with a mullet walks into a room
women go weak at the knees and those lesser men,
well, they just feel like they’ve been kicked right in
the nuts.
But what is with this stylish transition of so many
of our mild mannered male members into sex
symbol wannabees? Well, it’s not because they’re
chasing plenty of laugh in the dark action, but
membership of this fraternity does have its
privileges. No, it’s being done to raise money for
the Royal Children’s Hospital.
Club stalwart, Terrific Terry Sefton saw a need,
developed the concept and pestered people to jump
on board. And, thank God he did. Over $20,000
has been raised to date. However, we want more.
So dig deep, it doesn’t matter if you give a little or
give a lot. All we’re asking that you give.
So if the blokes around here are prepared to look
silly so you can have a laugh, it’s reasonable to
expect a donation of a quid or two.
The Almoners Report
Des Tutton reports that Muriel is on the mend.
Nicole is also on the mend. The Meadows Family
have had scare with Sandra, who will require
further tests. Our fingers are crossed and we wish
her and her lovely family well.
Hopefully, all will be back on the mat soon and
rolling them down the green.
Bill ‘Bundy’ Stewart has been in hospital and as
such sale of Cascade Premium Light has dropped
dramatically. Get well soon Bundy, we miss you.
The 2019 Victorian Masters
The VICTORIAN MASTERS shows what the
RUBC has to offer - it's just MARVELOUS!!!!!
It certainly is a huge tournament. Everyman and
his dog(s) were there for the final.
Another year, another successful tournament and
of course, another worthy Champion.
Tournaments like this don’t just happen, they take
an enormous amount of hard work. Thank you
Scooter Meadows and all of your helpers.
A special thanks to Ken Warburton for his efforts
as the official umpire and Graham Wong as the
unofficial photographer.
Also thankyou to all the members to gave up their
time to mark, score and make this one of the best
tournaments going around.
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A great effort by all bowlers with special
congratulations to the guys that made the final four
(sem-finalists), Adam Fitzgerald, Dane McKinnon,
Chris leLievre and Ben Loughlin.
Adam Fitzgerald gallantly fought it out with Dane
McKinnon in the semi-final with Dane claiming
the victory and a spot in the final.
Chris LeLievre and Ben Loughlin fought out an
epic in their semi-final with Ben claiming his spot
in the final after scores were level at the start of
what was to be the final end. Fantastic.
Then it was on to the final where the two Altona
Bowling Club teammates, Ben Loughlin and Dane
McKinnon left to fight it out for the Victorian
singles Masters Championship.
It was a game worthy of any final, but there can
only be one winner and that honour goes to Ben
Loughlin Congratulations Ben. Well done.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the 2019
Victorian Singles Masters Champion Ben
Loughlin.
A truly worthy winner, who deserves his place on
the honour board.
Marvelous!
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Recipe of the Month (by Con Somme)
‘Organic’ Snickerdoodles
Lost your groove baby? Well man, here might be
just the answer to your prayers. Munch away,
laugh and feel your eyes open really wide. A sense
of enlightenment is just a cookie or two away.
What you’ll need – The ingredients
1 3/4 cups sugar divided
2 teaspoons cinnamon
1 1/3 cups all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon cream of tartar
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1/2 cup butter at room temperature
1 1/2 grams of organic product that can be
sourced of one of the many people selling
stuff hidden away from normal view (some
people have used Mary Jane or even hash)
1 large egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
What to do with the ingredients
1) Preheat oven to 375 degrees F. Lightly grease a baking sheet or cover with
parchment paper. In a small bowl, stir
together 1/4 cup sugar and cinnamon until
well combined. Set aside.
2) In a small bowl, stir together the flour, cream of tartar, and baking soda until well
combined. Set aside.
3) In a large bowl, beat butter and remaining sugar with an electric mixer on high speed
until light and fluffy, about 2 minutes.
Sprinkle in organic product (some people
use weed or ground hash) and beat until
cannabis concentrate is evenly distributed
in the butter. Beat in the egg, then beat in
the vanilla. Reduce speed to medium-low
and gradually mix in the flour mixture just
until blended.
4) Scoop out cookies, about 1 1/2 tablespoons each, and roll between your hands into a
semi-flattened ball
5) Roll in cinnamon-sugar mixture to completely coat the outside and then place
on prepared baking sheet about 2 inches
apart.
6) Bake for about 10 to 12 minutes or until fairly firm and just beginning to brown.
Transfer to wire rack to cool.
The Blazer idea.
I couple of members are canvassing the isea of a
club blazer. What do you think? Let us know.
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New Club Social Shirts
Joyce has been hard at it and has been able to
source these hot little numbers. See the bar staff if
you want one. Or, talk to Joyce.
Elle Kuenneth (Wongy’s daughter), models the
new casual club shirt. Fantastic.
While we’re discussing new clothing lines, how
about a hoody?
Terry Sefton has arranged for these little rippers.
Black or white or one of each perhaps. At $50.00
this has got to be the bargain of the year. But that’s
not all, your money is going to the Royal
Children’s Hospital through ‘Mullets for the Kids’.
The Grapevine (social news)
Queen Betty has packed the little leopard skin
numbers and is planning to get away from it all.
She and the Gal Pals are off to Ringwood for a
girls’ weekend.
Talk about getting away from it all, Ringwood?
That’s clearly off the beaten track. Just remember
Betty what happens on the Girls’ Weekend, stays
on the Girls’ Weekend.
However, I have just read an article about writing
sex scenes. So if you want to tell?
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BASIC BOWLS RULES YOU SHOULD KNOW 1. Mat Placement:
The first to play places the mat on the centre line
of the rink anywhere from the ‘T’ (2 metre mark)
at the ditch end and up to the hog line as desired.
2. Foot Faulting:
Before delivery a player must have one foot fully
on the mat and at delivery all or part of one foot on
or above the mat.
3. Jack / Bowl Length:
A jack must travel 21 metres to be legal while a
bowl must travel 14 metres to be in play.
4. Jack Delivery:
If the jack is improperly delivered the opposition
may reposition the mat and deliver the jack but not
play first. If the jack is delivered improperly by
both leads the jack is placed at the 2 metre mark
and the first to play may reposition the mat.
5. Touchers:
Only the delivered bowl may be a toucher even if it
deflects off other bowls before touching the jack.
6. Position on Rink:
Players at the mat end who are not delivering a
bowl should stand at least 1 metre behind the mat.
Players at the head end who are not controlling
play should stand behind the jack.
7. Playing Wrong Bowl:
Replace with correct bowl
8. Playing out of Turn:
Opposition skip has choice:
a. may stop the bowl, b. leave it and have two bowls played to
restore proper sequence,
c. reset disturbed head and restore proper sequence,
d. leave disturbed head and play two bowls; or e. declare dead end.
9. Bowl & Jack Displacement:
Numerous scenarios can arise. The opposition skip
and skips have options. The options depend upon
the cause and timing of the displacement.
10. Rink Possession:
Possession of the rink belongs to the player or
team whose bowl is being played.
11. Determining score:
Bowls should not be moved until the number of
shots has been agreed upon by the third or skip.
12. Objects on the green:
No objects should be placed on the bank, the green
or in the ditch to help a player.
13. Game stoppage:
If a game has been stopped for a valid reason and
all bowls have not been played, the end is declared
dead.
Things not to worry about while bowling
What if my dog only brings the ball back
because he thinks I like throwing it?
If poison is past its expiry date, is it more
poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
Which letter is silent in the word scent, is it
the ‘S’ or the ‘C’?
Do twins ever realise that one of them
wasn’t planned?
Why is the letter ‘W’, in English
pronounced double ‘U’, shouldn’t it be
called double ‘V’?
If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually
fewer holes in it than there were before.
If you replace ‘W’ with ‘T’ in ‘what, where
and when, you get the answer to each of
them.
Many animals probably need glasses, but
nobody knows it.
Every time you clean something, you
actually make something else dirty.
The word ‘swims’ upside-down is still
swims
Your future self is watching you right now
through memories Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper,
scissors is just as hard as trying to win
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The Tale End
The Northern Territory News recently compiled
what they believe is the ‘Top Ten’ list of biscuits.
Now as educational and informative as this
newspaper is, I’m struggling to concur. In fact, I
reckon their list is bullshit. Here it is, what do you
think?
1. JATZ. a. CHICKEN IN A BISCUIT
2. TRIPLE WAFER - CHOCOLATE ONLY 3. TIM TAM - ORIGINAL 4. MALT 'O' MILK 5. DELTA CREAM 6. SHORTBREAD YO-YOS MADE BY
OUR NANA
7. TEDDY BEAR 8. KINGSTON 9. SCOTCH FINGER 10. SALADA
Yep it’s crap. Here is my response, ‘the definitive
list’:
1. Jatz crackers is a description of bodily
location on a batsman when struck by a
sharp rising delivery. Also, they’re not
available in Victoria. As for a chicken in a
biscuit, are you on drugs? We’ll run with a
Wagon Wheel.
2. Triple wafer – chocolate only. Something
that you’d expect the Country Women’s
Association to serve up to the parish priest.
We’ll go with chocolate Teddy Bears.
3. Tim Tam – original. Yep, I agree and is
there anything more likely to foster young
love than sucking a hot chocolate thru a
couple of Tim Tams with the ends chewed
off?
4. Malt ‘O’ Milk - Although bland, they bring
back fond childhood memories so I’ll run
with them. However, something in the back
of my mind says they’re too high up the
list.
5. Delta Cream I’m not big on cream biscuits,
but this is a bowling club, so, if we’ve got
to have a cream biscuit, I’ll go with a
Monte Carlo.
6. Shortbread Yo-Yo’s made by your Nana?
I’ve never met your Nana, but given the
age relationship with some of the blokes
around here, it wouldn’t be too big a stretch
of the imagination to conclude a few of
them have probably slept with the old
sheila. Consequently, I’m not eating
anything prepared by a woman that’s been
sleeping around with the blokes in this
club. So, I’m keeping it wholesome by
chucking in ANZAC biscuits.
7. Teddy Bears. Already gone with the
chocolate covered version. So I’m throwing
onto the list Ginger Nut Snaps. Yep, I’ve
always been fond of my old ginger nuts.
8. Kingston. Okay many might say not a bad
choice but I reckon they’re crap. I’m also
running out of space and I need Chocolate
Royals on the list because they deserve to
be here. However, the ritual of cracking the
chocolate crown on the forehead, followed
by sucking off the marshmallow top must
be observed.
9. Scotch Fingers – many would agree, but
they’re as boring as bat shit and this little
black duck is not having boring, bland
rubbish on my list. It’s an Iced VoVo for
me.
10. Salada - As much as I want to say ‘Bite
size, Snack size and MAN size’, it’s a
cracker and as such it’s off the bloody list.
It’s being replaced by the good old Tic Toc
with the Spicy Fruit Roll stiff not to make
it.
Time for a drink.
In the meantime, don’t forget that we a looking for
some of your spare hard earned for our Royal
Children’s Hospital focused charity, ‘Mullets for
the Kids’.