THIS IS ME

aka the most narcissistic slideshow ever

or, proof I know how to use powerpoint

Crappy facebook photo

THIS WAS ME 25 YEARS AGO

NOT MUCH

HAS CHANGE

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Another crappy facebook photo

I GREW UP HEREAND HERE

AND HEREAND HEREAND HEREAND HERE

I HAVE HAD THESE PETS

*NOT TO SCALE

*

BUT I REALLY WANT ONE OF

THESE

IF I WAS ON DEATH ROW, MY LAST MEAL WOULD BE MACARONI & TUNA FISH

DON’T ASK WHY I WOULD BE ON DEATH ROW.

I SAID DON’T ASK.

just kidding. i just really like macaroni.

Here’s an obligatory kitten picture to seem relatable and lighten the mood:

Better?

stop being weird, question mark. you’re embarrassing us.

How about some data?

MY FAVORITE CANDY

Top 90s pop culture influencersFRIENDS

Super Nintendo

Clueless

N'SYNC

The dream of being slimed

Wishbone

Beanie Babies

TRL

Alex Mac

The pressure of feeding my tomagachi pet

facebooktwitterinstagrampathgoogle +

trying hard not to repost all of George Takei’s memes

trying hard not to retweet all of Kanye’s tweets

cat + sunset pictures

my closest friends’ cat + sunset pictures. And their sleep schedules…just kidding

ME & THE INTERNET

HOW ABOUT A GRAND FINALE MAGIC TRICK?

Tada!

That was fun!