• 8 –B, Our class• The Funniest moments at English

classes

(Ann Bolgova)I am studying in 8-B form. Our favourite lesson is

English, that`s why we try to make it unusual. We like to play jokes, especially with our boys.

Once our teacher showed us a vintage sharpener. All wanted to sharpen our pencils, especially Vlad Harin. He even broke his pencil to sharpen it. Another funny thing happened when we studied the money of Great Britain. Our teacher showed us some coins. Zhenya Karpenko liked money very much. He took one coin

and did not want to put it back. Our boys take care of their appearance. They are very creative. They wore

fir-tree toys as earrings.I think our class is the most unusual in the school.

• 8-8-ББ ЗадорожнаяЗадорожная КатяКатя• Funny moments at the English Funny moments at the English

LessonsLessons• I am studying in a very funny I am studying in a very funny

class. Every day something class. Every day something happens, but most often it happens, but most often it happens at the lessons of English. happens at the lessons of English. Our teacher tries to make the Our teacher tries to make the process of learning English easier process of learning English easier and more interesting, so lessons and more interesting, so lessons turned in rest for us.turned in rest for us.

• Sometimes it goes too far and Sometimes it goes too far and some of my classmates, and in some of my classmates, and in particular Zhenya particular Zhenya Karpenko,begins to fall asleep. Karpenko,begins to fall asleep. Also we like to stand out and Also we like to stand out and attract attention, so boys selected attract attention, so boys selected girls’ ribbons and wear them. girls’ ribbons and wear them. Once in winter when our class Once in winter when our class was very well decorated boys was very well decorated boys took Christmas toys and used took Christmas toys and used them as earrings.them as earrings.

• In general,In general, every English lesson every English lesson becomes unforgettable. But becomes unforgettable. But sometimes lessons can be quiet. sometimes lessons can be quiet. It was only once when our teacher It was only once when our teacher hung some flashlights in her hung some flashlights in her cabinet. All of us were so cabinet. All of us were so impressed by them that forgot impressed by them that forgot about everything. about everything. It was the first It was the first and the last calm lesson.and the last calm lesson.

• In conclusion I think nobody has In conclusion I think nobody has such funny and interesting such funny and interesting lessons as we do.lessons as we do.

• If you visit our lesson of English If you visit our lesson of English you will not get bored. My you will not get bored. My classmates are very funny.classmates are very funny.

• The lesson begins. The teacher The lesson begins. The teacher enters the classroom. She is enters the classroom. She is always shocked with sight of the always shocked with sight of the classroom. Sometimes you can classroom. Sometimes you can see that the desks are upside see that the desks are upside down, torn sheets and pieces of down, torn sheets and pieces of paper, pens and pencils are on paper, pens and pencils are on the floor. Besides it pupils are the floor. Besides it pupils are talking instead of preparing and talking instead of preparing and revising some material. During revising some material. During New Year holidays we were New Year holidays we were watching colourful lights and watching colourful lights and decorations on the wall and we decorations on the wall and we almost didn’t hear our teacher. almost didn’t hear our teacher. One of our boys practically sleeps One of our boys practically sleeps at the lessonsat the lessons (I think he played (I think he played computer games on-line till computer games on-line till midnight)midnight) Boys always take off Boys always take off girls decorations and put them on girls decorations and put them on to attract girls attention. to attract girls attention. I think I I think I will remember our English lessons will remember our English lessons forever!forever!

• Uvarova NastyaUvarova Nastya

Our teacher went out from Our teacher went out from the class. Our classmate the class. Our classmate Vlad began to tell us some Vlad began to tell us some jokes about animals. So jokes about animals. So every body in class began every body in class began to laugh then my other to laugh then my other classmate did tclassmate did tricks,ricks, we we began to laugh at more began to laugh at more and more. So we were and more. So we were laughing so loudly that laughing so loudly that even our teacher heard it even our teacher heard it and she returned. But we and she returned. But we didn’t understand it. And didn’t understand it. And she saw everything that she saw everything that we were doing. we were doing. So our So our class is very funnyclass is very funny..

Tsovma AlexTsovma Alex

Our ClassOur Class Our class is very funny, but Our class is very funny, but

boys are very noisy, so they boys are very noisy, so they always trouble girls .They took always trouble girls .They took their ribbons and earrings.their ribbons and earrings.

Our girls are very Our girls are very interestinginteresting..So they have not So they have not much time to learn English much time to learn English because they spend much because they spend much time to make up and paint their time to make up and paint their eyes.eyes.

In winter our teacher put some In winter our teacher put some lights on the wall.lights on the wall. All our group All our group looklooked at them so nobody ed at them so nobody could work . One boy even could work . One boy even slept at the lesson. It was slept at the lesson. It was Zhenya Karpenko . Zhenya Karpenko .

Our class is very funny and Our class is very funny and friendly .When we are together friendly .When we are together we always laugh.we always laugh.

Ann Ann ККoshikovaoshikova

My class I want to tell you about my

class at the lessons of English! My class is very merry and positive! At lessons we do everything just not to study -we rush, jump, but we do not study!

Our teacher Alla Leonidivna she is very good even when yells, but she yells almost rarely, but however we love her!

Jenya Karpenko sits at the first school desk, but however he manages to sleep even Alla Leonidivna sees and she tells nothing. Also we have two wonderful boys who are positive especially at a lesson, Vanya Kozlyuk and Vlad Harin! We love them because of their behavior do not study at some lessons!

Here is my class and I love them such as they are!!!

Dasha Grechka

THE FUNIEST MOMENTS OF THE ENGLISH THE FUNIEST MOMENTS OF THE ENGLISH CLASSESCLASSES

IT WAS THE 14TH OF NOVEMBER. AS USUAL OUR IT WAS THE 14TH OF NOVEMBER. AS USUAL OUR ENGLISH CLASS STARTED. AT THE ENGLISH CLASS STARTED. AT THE BEGINNING WE STARTED TO CHECK OUR BEGINNING WE STARTED TO CHECK OUR HOMEWORKHOMEWORK

FIRSTLY OUR LESSON WAS GOING QUITE WELL. FIRSTLY OUR LESSON WAS GOING QUITE WELL. WE WERE STUDING WE WERE STUDING

NEW MATERIAL. THEN OUR TEACHER LEFT THE NEW MATERIAL. THEN OUR TEACHER LEFT THE CLASSROOM.CLASSROOM.

AND FROM THIS MOMENT EVERYTHING "BEGAN".AND FROM THIS MOMENT EVERYTHING "BEGAN". MY CLASSMATE VLAD BEGAN TO TELL US SOME MY CLASSMATE VLAD BEGAN TO TELL US SOME

JOKES ABOUT ANIMALS.JOKES ABOUT ANIMALS.SO EVERYBODY IN CLASS BEGAN TO LAUGH. SO EVERYBODY IN CLASS BEGAN TO LAUGH.

THEN MY OTHER CLASSMATE DID THINGS THEN MY OTHER CLASSMATE DID THINGS WE BEGAN TO LAUGH AT them MORE AND WE BEGAN TO LAUGH AT them MORE AND MORE.MORE.

AND AFTER IT HE TOOK A HAIRERIBBON AND AND AFTER IT HE TOOK A HAIRERIBBON AND BEGAN TO SPEAK AS A GIRL.BEGAN TO SPEAK AS A GIRL.

SO WE WERE LAUGHING SO LOUDLY THAT EVEN SO WE WERE LAUGHING SO LOUDLY THAT EVEN OUR TEACHER HEARD IT ANDOUR TEACHER HEARD IT AND

RETURNED. BUT WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT and RETURNED. BUT WE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT and SHE SAW EVERYTHING THATSHE SAW EVERYTHING THAT

WE WERE DOING.AND SUDDENLY SHE ENTERED WE WERE DOING.AND SUDDENLY SHE ENTERED THE CLASS AND BEGAN TO LAUGHTHE CLASS AND BEGAN TO LAUGH

WITH US. WE WERE LAUGHING TO THE END OF WITH US. WE WERE LAUGHING TO THE END OF THE LESSON.THE LESSON.

SO I THINK IT WAS THE FUNNIES MOMENT OF ALL SO I THINK IT WAS THE FUNNIES MOMENT OF ALL MY ENGLISH CLASSESMY ENGLISH CLASSES..

We Answer the QuestionsWe Answer the Questions1. What school subjects do you like most of all ?1. What school subjects do you like most of all ?--Kate Zadorozhnaya-I Kate Zadorozhnaya-I like Englishlike English

--Tsovma Alex-I like mathematicsTsovma Alex-I like mathematics

2. Do you need to wear a school uniform and why?2. Do you need to wear a school uniform and why?-- Ann Bolgova - We need a school uniform to support rating of schoolAnn Bolgova - We need a school uniform to support rating of school..3. Are you satisfied with meals at the school3. Are you satisfied with meals at the school

canteen? and why?canteen? and why?- Ann Koshikova- To eat during breaks is very useful to our organism.- Ann Koshikova- To eat during breaks is very useful to our organism.

4. Do you participate in public life of school?4. Do you participate in public life of school?--Jenya Karpenko- Yes, I participate.Jenya Karpenko- Yes, I participate.

5. Do you go in for sport, what sections?5. Do you go in for sport, what sections?- - Dasha Grechka- I go in for table tennis.Dasha Grechka- I go in for table tennis.

6. How long do you play tennis?6. How long do you play tennis?- Dasha Grechka- for already 4 years- Dasha Grechka- for already 4 years

It was Tuesday. Our teacher, Alla Leonidovna, entered the classroom. There were guirlands on the wall. Alla Leonidovna started to take those guirlands and Vanya Kozlyk borrowed one green heart. He put it on the ear, like an “earring”. Certainly, all class began to laugh with Alla Leonidovna. We were happy all the lesson. It was the funniest moment at the English lesson .

Our class is very funny! Especially at the English lessons, We laugh and joke and of course learn English, I like the general opinion I always awake, though, I just listen to lying Vanya he is always making fun of classmates that our teacher Alla Leonidovna doesn’t like! Genya always wants to answer that straight, "jumps out of his pants!" I like to study at our class, although there are some unpleasant situation.

Jenya Karpenko

Once I had an interesting situation in school. I was ill. I didn't go to school for a month. Everyday I phoned to my classmate to know the homework. When I recovered I went to school. The first lesson was Algebra. I was shocked, when I heard that I had to write tests! Tests were difficult. And the topic of the tests was new for me. Then I understood that my classmate gave me the wrong homework! The next day I got the low mark. I was very sad and now I distrust this classmate.Dasha Zhmaka

I have fun! I enjoy all classes! Sitting,

laughing…. Sometimes learning,

writting, reading…

I am the funniest,

smartest

as

everybody says! If I want I learn.

I like my

classmates,

and I hope they

like me! Bye! See you soon!