mmu: 09/10/18–09/16/18
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9-10-2018
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Monday Morning UpdateSeptember 10 - September 16
NDLS Im saving myself for the FreshContent section But importantly the midterms are less than two months away
Beth Klein ltbkleinndedugt
Fwd MMU September 10-16 1 message
Christine Holst ltcholstndedugt Mon Sep 10 2018 at 859 AMTo law-allfacstaff-listndedu
Christine HolstNotre Dame Law School 1155 Eck Hall of LawNotre Dame IN 46556 574-631-7444 cholstndedu ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From William Green ltwgreen2ndedugt Date Sun Sep 9 2018 at 718 PM Subject MMU September 10-16 To law-allstudents-listndedu
REGISTER TO VOTE REQUEST AN ABSENTEEMAIL-IN BALLOT Not to put too fine of a point on it but voting is the absolute least you can dotakes about ten minutes to register and request your ballot and like I just saidis the absolute least you can do Its your civic duty Even the 1Ls already knowwhat a duty is If you have a problem registeringordering let me know Go Irish Bill [Correction] to come
Mass ScheduleFor the Spring 2018 semester Masses will be offered in the St Thomas MoreChapel as follows
Moday-Thursday 515 PMFriday 1230 PMSunday 430 PM
Upcoming Hesburgh LectureJudge Amy Coney Barrett of the US Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit willdeliver the Notre Dame Club of St Joseph Valleys 2018 Hesburgh Lecture at 730pm Wednesday September 12 in the Leighton Concert Hall at DeBartoloPerforming Arts Center Her speech is called What Would James Madison Do Students can reserve tickets by filling out this Google form by 430 pm todayMonday September 10
TAILGATE SHOUTOUTShoutout to Kristine Jonathan and Cayla for running the law school tailgate thisweek
tailgateweek2jpg
NDLS SOFTBALL TOURNAMENTNDLS co-ed softball tournament is on September 22nd
If you are interested in participating please contact your classs captain 1L Captain Colleen McCarthy - cmccar13ndedu 2L Captain Justin North - jnorthndedu 3L Captain Dayle Comerford - dcomerfondedu
All skill levels welcome
MOCK TRIAL COACHES WANTEDClay High School is looking for law students to help them with
their mock trial program
If you have any interest please contact Henry Leaman at hleamanndeduPractice schedules are Monday and Thursday and the faculty is flexible with lawstudent schedules
LEGAL WRITING CENTERThe Legal Writing Center is dedicated to helping law students become better writersOur tutors accomplish this goal by listening attentively in writing conferencesreading papers carefully and asking questions that can help writers better expresstheir ideas and construct their arguments Legal Writing Center tutors work withwriters during all stages of the writing processmdashfrom understanding an assignmentto developing a thesis to organizing the paper to revising the final product Make anappointment here or drop in to room 2146 during the following hours
Monday 900ndash1200 100ndash400 Tuesday 900ndash1100 Wednesday 1100ndash200 400ndash500 Thursday 1200ndash200 400ndash500
Health amp Wellness Information
Wellness in Mind - Need some support Remember that your Wellness ConsultantStella Miller is here for you Drop her a line at stellamillerndedu or make anappointment at wwwcalendlycomstellamiller Also we encourage you to be mindful of the relaxation resources available atthe McDonald Center for Student Well-Being These include yoga KoruMindfulness the Sleep Program and restorative spaces like the Living Room BreakRoom and Fort Health support services are always available at University HealthServices and the University Counseling Center
This Week NDLS
Monday - September 10
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (1)800 ndash 900 Room 2130 Bagels will be served
Space Law Societyrsquos First Meeting - To Infinity and BeyondSeptember 10th - 1230 PM - Eck 3130If you have any interest in space law or its related careers I strongly encourage youto attend We will be discussing our upcoming events the Space Law moot courttournament and our mission As we humans progress into the final frontier thedemand for regulation and litigation increases- learn about how the legal professionis growing alongside satellite technology space exploration and many otherdevelopments as the present collides with the future 1L Reps will be electedThere will be Chic-fil-a
Christian Legal Society introductory meeting100 pm Room 1315
Our officers will introduce themselves we will talk about events for the semesterincluding prayer breakfast and Bible study and elect a Treasurer Chick-fil-A will be served
The Federalist Society -- 1L Representative Info MeetingInformation on how 1L Reps will be elected Come if you are interested1230 in Room 1130 (Should only take 30 min)
HLS EVENT Telemedicine and the American Medical AssociationKristen Schleiter Senior Legislative Attorney from the American Medical Associationwill be coming to NDLS to speak about the AMA and emerging fields in healthcaresuch as telemedicine This event will be in room 3331 Biolchini (which is theseminar room above the main reading room in the library) at 1230pm JimmyJohns will be provided
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (2)1230 ndash 130 Room 2130 Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Tuesday - September 11
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (3)800 ndash 900 Room 2108 Bagels will be served
Food amp Beverage Law Introductory MeetingRoom 1315 Biolchini 1230 pmWill elect 1L reps and go over the basics amp purpose of the clubChipotle Build-Your-Own Taco Bar will be served
Balancing the Scales of Justice1230pm in 1140FPAC and NDEP host Mark Rotert from the Cook County Conviction Integrity Unitwill discuss the functions of the CIU as an arm of a prosecutorial office thatinvestigates actual claims of innocence based on new evidenceBarBicis will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (4)1100 ndash 1200 Room 2108Snacks will be served
American Society of International Law Presentation to LLM students1230 ndash 130 Room 3130Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (5)330 ndash 430 Room 2130Snacks will be served
Wednesday - September 12
CDO amp SCELF present Recruiter Jen Stockman from the Minnesota Vikings1230 pm Room 2172 EckWill talk about their summer internship program Learn about life behind the scenesin the NFL Co-sponsored by SCELF Introductory meeting for SCELF will
immediately follow (around 100)Brunos pizza
Jus Vitae Opening Meeting1230 at 3130 Eck1L Elections will be heldPizza will be served
Student Animal Legal Defense Fund (SALDF) Opening Meeting1230 pm Room 2173We will be discussing this semesterrsquos events and a broad overview of what isAnimal Law We will also be electing 1L Reps Treasurer and a Secretary Lunch will be provided
National Lawyers Guild - first General Body meeting1230pm-130pm in 11301L Reps will be elected and NLG will discuss events and other initiatives scheduledfor the semesterAuthentic German Cuisine from a locally owned business will be served
ALSA (Asian Law Students Association) - introductory meeting1230pm Room TBALunch will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (6)1230 ndash 130 Room 2108Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Thursday - September 13
Environmental Law Society Opening Meeting
1230 pm in 1315 Biolchini
Its going to be short Were going to elect 1L reps introduce the club and some of our
members
We expect Chick-Fil-A to be served
Volunteer Lawyer Network Information Session
There will be a brief discussion of the program and explanation of potential volunteer
opportunities
1230 pm in Room 1310
Food will be provided
Transactional Practice with John Moore
1230 ndash 130 Room 1130
Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (7)
330 ndash 430 Room 3320
Snacks will be served
This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
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Monday Morning UpdateSeptember 10 - September 16
NDLS Im saving myself for the FreshContent section But importantly the midterms are less than two months away
Beth Klein ltbkleinndedugt
Fwd MMU September 10-16 1 message
Christine Holst ltcholstndedugt Mon Sep 10 2018 at 859 AMTo law-allfacstaff-listndedu
Christine HolstNotre Dame Law School 1155 Eck Hall of LawNotre Dame IN 46556 574-631-7444 cholstndedu ---------- Forwarded message ---------- From William Green ltwgreen2ndedugt Date Sun Sep 9 2018 at 718 PM Subject MMU September 10-16 To law-allstudents-listndedu
REGISTER TO VOTE REQUEST AN ABSENTEEMAIL-IN BALLOT Not to put too fine of a point on it but voting is the absolute least you can dotakes about ten minutes to register and request your ballot and like I just saidis the absolute least you can do Its your civic duty Even the 1Ls already knowwhat a duty is If you have a problem registeringordering let me know Go Irish Bill [Correction] to come
Mass ScheduleFor the Spring 2018 semester Masses will be offered in the St Thomas MoreChapel as follows
Moday-Thursday 515 PMFriday 1230 PMSunday 430 PM
Upcoming Hesburgh LectureJudge Amy Coney Barrett of the US Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit willdeliver the Notre Dame Club of St Joseph Valleys 2018 Hesburgh Lecture at 730pm Wednesday September 12 in the Leighton Concert Hall at DeBartoloPerforming Arts Center Her speech is called What Would James Madison Do Students can reserve tickets by filling out this Google form by 430 pm todayMonday September 10
TAILGATE SHOUTOUTShoutout to Kristine Jonathan and Cayla for running the law school tailgate thisweek
tailgateweek2jpg
NDLS SOFTBALL TOURNAMENTNDLS co-ed softball tournament is on September 22nd
If you are interested in participating please contact your classs captain 1L Captain Colleen McCarthy - cmccar13ndedu 2L Captain Justin North - jnorthndedu 3L Captain Dayle Comerford - dcomerfondedu
All skill levels welcome
MOCK TRIAL COACHES WANTEDClay High School is looking for law students to help them with
their mock trial program
If you have any interest please contact Henry Leaman at hleamanndeduPractice schedules are Monday and Thursday and the faculty is flexible with lawstudent schedules
LEGAL WRITING CENTERThe Legal Writing Center is dedicated to helping law students become better writersOur tutors accomplish this goal by listening attentively in writing conferencesreading papers carefully and asking questions that can help writers better expresstheir ideas and construct their arguments Legal Writing Center tutors work withwriters during all stages of the writing processmdashfrom understanding an assignmentto developing a thesis to organizing the paper to revising the final product Make anappointment here or drop in to room 2146 during the following hours
Monday 900ndash1200 100ndash400 Tuesday 900ndash1100 Wednesday 1100ndash200 400ndash500 Thursday 1200ndash200 400ndash500
Health amp Wellness Information
Wellness in Mind - Need some support Remember that your Wellness ConsultantStella Miller is here for you Drop her a line at stellamillerndedu or make anappointment at wwwcalendlycomstellamiller Also we encourage you to be mindful of the relaxation resources available atthe McDonald Center for Student Well-Being These include yoga KoruMindfulness the Sleep Program and restorative spaces like the Living Room BreakRoom and Fort Health support services are always available at University HealthServices and the University Counseling Center
This Week NDLS
Monday - September 10
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (1)800 ndash 900 Room 2130 Bagels will be served
Space Law Societyrsquos First Meeting - To Infinity and BeyondSeptember 10th - 1230 PM - Eck 3130If you have any interest in space law or its related careers I strongly encourage youto attend We will be discussing our upcoming events the Space Law moot courttournament and our mission As we humans progress into the final frontier thedemand for regulation and litigation increases- learn about how the legal professionis growing alongside satellite technology space exploration and many otherdevelopments as the present collides with the future 1L Reps will be electedThere will be Chic-fil-a
Christian Legal Society introductory meeting100 pm Room 1315
Our officers will introduce themselves we will talk about events for the semesterincluding prayer breakfast and Bible study and elect a Treasurer Chick-fil-A will be served
The Federalist Society -- 1L Representative Info MeetingInformation on how 1L Reps will be elected Come if you are interested1230 in Room 1130 (Should only take 30 min)
HLS EVENT Telemedicine and the American Medical AssociationKristen Schleiter Senior Legislative Attorney from the American Medical Associationwill be coming to NDLS to speak about the AMA and emerging fields in healthcaresuch as telemedicine This event will be in room 3331 Biolchini (which is theseminar room above the main reading room in the library) at 1230pm JimmyJohns will be provided
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (2)1230 ndash 130 Room 2130 Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Tuesday - September 11
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (3)800 ndash 900 Room 2108 Bagels will be served
Food amp Beverage Law Introductory MeetingRoom 1315 Biolchini 1230 pmWill elect 1L reps and go over the basics amp purpose of the clubChipotle Build-Your-Own Taco Bar will be served
Balancing the Scales of Justice1230pm in 1140FPAC and NDEP host Mark Rotert from the Cook County Conviction Integrity Unitwill discuss the functions of the CIU as an arm of a prosecutorial office thatinvestigates actual claims of innocence based on new evidenceBarBicis will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (4)1100 ndash 1200 Room 2108Snacks will be served
American Society of International Law Presentation to LLM students1230 ndash 130 Room 3130Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (5)330 ndash 430 Room 2130Snacks will be served
Wednesday - September 12
CDO amp SCELF present Recruiter Jen Stockman from the Minnesota Vikings1230 pm Room 2172 EckWill talk about their summer internship program Learn about life behind the scenesin the NFL Co-sponsored by SCELF Introductory meeting for SCELF will
immediately follow (around 100)Brunos pizza
Jus Vitae Opening Meeting1230 at 3130 Eck1L Elections will be heldPizza will be served
Student Animal Legal Defense Fund (SALDF) Opening Meeting1230 pm Room 2173We will be discussing this semesterrsquos events and a broad overview of what isAnimal Law We will also be electing 1L Reps Treasurer and a Secretary Lunch will be provided
National Lawyers Guild - first General Body meeting1230pm-130pm in 11301L Reps will be elected and NLG will discuss events and other initiatives scheduledfor the semesterAuthentic German Cuisine from a locally owned business will be served
ALSA (Asian Law Students Association) - introductory meeting1230pm Room TBALunch will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (6)1230 ndash 130 Room 2108Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Thursday - September 13
Environmental Law Society Opening Meeting
1230 pm in 1315 Biolchini
Its going to be short Were going to elect 1L reps introduce the club and some of our
members
We expect Chick-Fil-A to be served
Volunteer Lawyer Network Information Session
There will be a brief discussion of the program and explanation of potential volunteer
opportunities
1230 pm in Room 1310
Food will be provided
Transactional Practice with John Moore
1230 ndash 130 Room 1130
Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (7)
330 ndash 430 Room 3320
Snacks will be served
This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
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1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
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REGISTER TO VOTE REQUEST AN ABSENTEEMAIL-IN BALLOT Not to put too fine of a point on it but voting is the absolute least you can dotakes about ten minutes to register and request your ballot and like I just saidis the absolute least you can do Its your civic duty Even the 1Ls already knowwhat a duty is If you have a problem registeringordering let me know Go Irish Bill [Correction] to come
Mass ScheduleFor the Spring 2018 semester Masses will be offered in the St Thomas MoreChapel as follows
Moday-Thursday 515 PMFriday 1230 PMSunday 430 PM
Upcoming Hesburgh LectureJudge Amy Coney Barrett of the US Court of Appeals for the Seventh Circuit willdeliver the Notre Dame Club of St Joseph Valleys 2018 Hesburgh Lecture at 730pm Wednesday September 12 in the Leighton Concert Hall at DeBartoloPerforming Arts Center Her speech is called What Would James Madison Do Students can reserve tickets by filling out this Google form by 430 pm todayMonday September 10
TAILGATE SHOUTOUTShoutout to Kristine Jonathan and Cayla for running the law school tailgate thisweek
tailgateweek2jpg
NDLS SOFTBALL TOURNAMENTNDLS co-ed softball tournament is on September 22nd
If you are interested in participating please contact your classs captain 1L Captain Colleen McCarthy - cmccar13ndedu 2L Captain Justin North - jnorthndedu 3L Captain Dayle Comerford - dcomerfondedu
All skill levels welcome
MOCK TRIAL COACHES WANTEDClay High School is looking for law students to help them with
their mock trial program
If you have any interest please contact Henry Leaman at hleamanndeduPractice schedules are Monday and Thursday and the faculty is flexible with lawstudent schedules
LEGAL WRITING CENTERThe Legal Writing Center is dedicated to helping law students become better writersOur tutors accomplish this goal by listening attentively in writing conferencesreading papers carefully and asking questions that can help writers better expresstheir ideas and construct their arguments Legal Writing Center tutors work withwriters during all stages of the writing processmdashfrom understanding an assignmentto developing a thesis to organizing the paper to revising the final product Make anappointment here or drop in to room 2146 during the following hours
Monday 900ndash1200 100ndash400 Tuesday 900ndash1100 Wednesday 1100ndash200 400ndash500 Thursday 1200ndash200 400ndash500
Health amp Wellness Information
Wellness in Mind - Need some support Remember that your Wellness ConsultantStella Miller is here for you Drop her a line at stellamillerndedu or make anappointment at wwwcalendlycomstellamiller Also we encourage you to be mindful of the relaxation resources available atthe McDonald Center for Student Well-Being These include yoga KoruMindfulness the Sleep Program and restorative spaces like the Living Room BreakRoom and Fort Health support services are always available at University HealthServices and the University Counseling Center
This Week NDLS
Monday - September 10
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (1)800 ndash 900 Room 2130 Bagels will be served
Space Law Societyrsquos First Meeting - To Infinity and BeyondSeptember 10th - 1230 PM - Eck 3130If you have any interest in space law or its related careers I strongly encourage youto attend We will be discussing our upcoming events the Space Law moot courttournament and our mission As we humans progress into the final frontier thedemand for regulation and litigation increases- learn about how the legal professionis growing alongside satellite technology space exploration and many otherdevelopments as the present collides with the future 1L Reps will be electedThere will be Chic-fil-a
Christian Legal Society introductory meeting100 pm Room 1315
Our officers will introduce themselves we will talk about events for the semesterincluding prayer breakfast and Bible study and elect a Treasurer Chick-fil-A will be served
The Federalist Society -- 1L Representative Info MeetingInformation on how 1L Reps will be elected Come if you are interested1230 in Room 1130 (Should only take 30 min)
HLS EVENT Telemedicine and the American Medical AssociationKristen Schleiter Senior Legislative Attorney from the American Medical Associationwill be coming to NDLS to speak about the AMA and emerging fields in healthcaresuch as telemedicine This event will be in room 3331 Biolchini (which is theseminar room above the main reading room in the library) at 1230pm JimmyJohns will be provided
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (2)1230 ndash 130 Room 2130 Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Tuesday - September 11
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (3)800 ndash 900 Room 2108 Bagels will be served
Food amp Beverage Law Introductory MeetingRoom 1315 Biolchini 1230 pmWill elect 1L reps and go over the basics amp purpose of the clubChipotle Build-Your-Own Taco Bar will be served
Balancing the Scales of Justice1230pm in 1140FPAC and NDEP host Mark Rotert from the Cook County Conviction Integrity Unitwill discuss the functions of the CIU as an arm of a prosecutorial office thatinvestigates actual claims of innocence based on new evidenceBarBicis will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (4)1100 ndash 1200 Room 2108Snacks will be served
American Society of International Law Presentation to LLM students1230 ndash 130 Room 3130Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (5)330 ndash 430 Room 2130Snacks will be served
Wednesday - September 12
CDO amp SCELF present Recruiter Jen Stockman from the Minnesota Vikings1230 pm Room 2172 EckWill talk about their summer internship program Learn about life behind the scenesin the NFL Co-sponsored by SCELF Introductory meeting for SCELF will
immediately follow (around 100)Brunos pizza
Jus Vitae Opening Meeting1230 at 3130 Eck1L Elections will be heldPizza will be served
Student Animal Legal Defense Fund (SALDF) Opening Meeting1230 pm Room 2173We will be discussing this semesterrsquos events and a broad overview of what isAnimal Law We will also be electing 1L Reps Treasurer and a Secretary Lunch will be provided
National Lawyers Guild - first General Body meeting1230pm-130pm in 11301L Reps will be elected and NLG will discuss events and other initiatives scheduledfor the semesterAuthentic German Cuisine from a locally owned business will be served
ALSA (Asian Law Students Association) - introductory meeting1230pm Room TBALunch will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (6)1230 ndash 130 Room 2108Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Thursday - September 13
Environmental Law Society Opening Meeting
1230 pm in 1315 Biolchini
Its going to be short Were going to elect 1L reps introduce the club and some of our
members
We expect Chick-Fil-A to be served
Volunteer Lawyer Network Information Session
There will be a brief discussion of the program and explanation of potential volunteer
opportunities
1230 pm in Room 1310
Food will be provided
Transactional Practice with John Moore
1230 ndash 130 Room 1130
Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (7)
330 ndash 430 Room 3320
Snacks will be served
This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
Add us to your address book
Want to change how you receive these emails You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list
Submit content for next weeks MMU
-- JD Candidate | Notre Dame Law School Class of 2019Executive Articles Editor | Notre Dame Journal of LegislationView my LinkedIn Profile
- MMU 091018ndash091618
-
- Recommended Citation
-
- tmp1536689712pdfwZkM4
-
TAILGATE SHOUTOUTShoutout to Kristine Jonathan and Cayla for running the law school tailgate thisweek
tailgateweek2jpg
NDLS SOFTBALL TOURNAMENTNDLS co-ed softball tournament is on September 22nd
If you are interested in participating please contact your classs captain 1L Captain Colleen McCarthy - cmccar13ndedu 2L Captain Justin North - jnorthndedu 3L Captain Dayle Comerford - dcomerfondedu
All skill levels welcome
MOCK TRIAL COACHES WANTEDClay High School is looking for law students to help them with
their mock trial program
If you have any interest please contact Henry Leaman at hleamanndeduPractice schedules are Monday and Thursday and the faculty is flexible with lawstudent schedules
LEGAL WRITING CENTERThe Legal Writing Center is dedicated to helping law students become better writersOur tutors accomplish this goal by listening attentively in writing conferencesreading papers carefully and asking questions that can help writers better expresstheir ideas and construct their arguments Legal Writing Center tutors work withwriters during all stages of the writing processmdashfrom understanding an assignmentto developing a thesis to organizing the paper to revising the final product Make anappointment here or drop in to room 2146 during the following hours
Monday 900ndash1200 100ndash400 Tuesday 900ndash1100 Wednesday 1100ndash200 400ndash500 Thursday 1200ndash200 400ndash500
Health amp Wellness Information
Wellness in Mind - Need some support Remember that your Wellness ConsultantStella Miller is here for you Drop her a line at stellamillerndedu or make anappointment at wwwcalendlycomstellamiller Also we encourage you to be mindful of the relaxation resources available atthe McDonald Center for Student Well-Being These include yoga KoruMindfulness the Sleep Program and restorative spaces like the Living Room BreakRoom and Fort Health support services are always available at University HealthServices and the University Counseling Center
This Week NDLS
Monday - September 10
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (1)800 ndash 900 Room 2130 Bagels will be served
Space Law Societyrsquos First Meeting - To Infinity and BeyondSeptember 10th - 1230 PM - Eck 3130If you have any interest in space law or its related careers I strongly encourage youto attend We will be discussing our upcoming events the Space Law moot courttournament and our mission As we humans progress into the final frontier thedemand for regulation and litigation increases- learn about how the legal professionis growing alongside satellite technology space exploration and many otherdevelopments as the present collides with the future 1L Reps will be electedThere will be Chic-fil-a
Christian Legal Society introductory meeting100 pm Room 1315
Our officers will introduce themselves we will talk about events for the semesterincluding prayer breakfast and Bible study and elect a Treasurer Chick-fil-A will be served
The Federalist Society -- 1L Representative Info MeetingInformation on how 1L Reps will be elected Come if you are interested1230 in Room 1130 (Should only take 30 min)
HLS EVENT Telemedicine and the American Medical AssociationKristen Schleiter Senior Legislative Attorney from the American Medical Associationwill be coming to NDLS to speak about the AMA and emerging fields in healthcaresuch as telemedicine This event will be in room 3331 Biolchini (which is theseminar room above the main reading room in the library) at 1230pm JimmyJohns will be provided
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (2)1230 ndash 130 Room 2130 Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Tuesday - September 11
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (3)800 ndash 900 Room 2108 Bagels will be served
Food amp Beverage Law Introductory MeetingRoom 1315 Biolchini 1230 pmWill elect 1L reps and go over the basics amp purpose of the clubChipotle Build-Your-Own Taco Bar will be served
Balancing the Scales of Justice1230pm in 1140FPAC and NDEP host Mark Rotert from the Cook County Conviction Integrity Unitwill discuss the functions of the CIU as an arm of a prosecutorial office thatinvestigates actual claims of innocence based on new evidenceBarBicis will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (4)1100 ndash 1200 Room 2108Snacks will be served
American Society of International Law Presentation to LLM students1230 ndash 130 Room 3130Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (5)330 ndash 430 Room 2130Snacks will be served
Wednesday - September 12
CDO amp SCELF present Recruiter Jen Stockman from the Minnesota Vikings1230 pm Room 2172 EckWill talk about their summer internship program Learn about life behind the scenesin the NFL Co-sponsored by SCELF Introductory meeting for SCELF will
immediately follow (around 100)Brunos pizza
Jus Vitae Opening Meeting1230 at 3130 Eck1L Elections will be heldPizza will be served
Student Animal Legal Defense Fund (SALDF) Opening Meeting1230 pm Room 2173We will be discussing this semesterrsquos events and a broad overview of what isAnimal Law We will also be electing 1L Reps Treasurer and a Secretary Lunch will be provided
National Lawyers Guild - first General Body meeting1230pm-130pm in 11301L Reps will be elected and NLG will discuss events and other initiatives scheduledfor the semesterAuthentic German Cuisine from a locally owned business will be served
ALSA (Asian Law Students Association) - introductory meeting1230pm Room TBALunch will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (6)1230 ndash 130 Room 2108Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Thursday - September 13
Environmental Law Society Opening Meeting
1230 pm in 1315 Biolchini
Its going to be short Were going to elect 1L reps introduce the club and some of our
members
We expect Chick-Fil-A to be served
Volunteer Lawyer Network Information Session
There will be a brief discussion of the program and explanation of potential volunteer
opportunities
1230 pm in Room 1310
Food will be provided
Transactional Practice with John Moore
1230 ndash 130 Room 1130
Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (7)
330 ndash 430 Room 3320
Snacks will be served
This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
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Health amp Wellness Information
Wellness in Mind - Need some support Remember that your Wellness ConsultantStella Miller is here for you Drop her a line at stellamillerndedu or make anappointment at wwwcalendlycomstellamiller Also we encourage you to be mindful of the relaxation resources available atthe McDonald Center for Student Well-Being These include yoga KoruMindfulness the Sleep Program and restorative spaces like the Living Room BreakRoom and Fort Health support services are always available at University HealthServices and the University Counseling Center
This Week NDLS
Monday - September 10
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (1)800 ndash 900 Room 2130 Bagels will be served
Space Law Societyrsquos First Meeting - To Infinity and BeyondSeptember 10th - 1230 PM - Eck 3130If you have any interest in space law or its related careers I strongly encourage youto attend We will be discussing our upcoming events the Space Law moot courttournament and our mission As we humans progress into the final frontier thedemand for regulation and litigation increases- learn about how the legal professionis growing alongside satellite technology space exploration and many otherdevelopments as the present collides with the future 1L Reps will be electedThere will be Chic-fil-a
Christian Legal Society introductory meeting100 pm Room 1315
Our officers will introduce themselves we will talk about events for the semesterincluding prayer breakfast and Bible study and elect a Treasurer Chick-fil-A will be served
The Federalist Society -- 1L Representative Info MeetingInformation on how 1L Reps will be elected Come if you are interested1230 in Room 1130 (Should only take 30 min)
HLS EVENT Telemedicine and the American Medical AssociationKristen Schleiter Senior Legislative Attorney from the American Medical Associationwill be coming to NDLS to speak about the AMA and emerging fields in healthcaresuch as telemedicine This event will be in room 3331 Biolchini (which is theseminar room above the main reading room in the library) at 1230pm JimmyJohns will be provided
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (2)1230 ndash 130 Room 2130 Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Tuesday - September 11
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (3)800 ndash 900 Room 2108 Bagels will be served
Food amp Beverage Law Introductory MeetingRoom 1315 Biolchini 1230 pmWill elect 1L reps and go over the basics amp purpose of the clubChipotle Build-Your-Own Taco Bar will be served
Balancing the Scales of Justice1230pm in 1140FPAC and NDEP host Mark Rotert from the Cook County Conviction Integrity Unitwill discuss the functions of the CIU as an arm of a prosecutorial office thatinvestigates actual claims of innocence based on new evidenceBarBicis will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (4)1100 ndash 1200 Room 2108Snacks will be served
American Society of International Law Presentation to LLM students1230 ndash 130 Room 3130Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (5)330 ndash 430 Room 2130Snacks will be served
Wednesday - September 12
CDO amp SCELF present Recruiter Jen Stockman from the Minnesota Vikings1230 pm Room 2172 EckWill talk about their summer internship program Learn about life behind the scenesin the NFL Co-sponsored by SCELF Introductory meeting for SCELF will
immediately follow (around 100)Brunos pizza
Jus Vitae Opening Meeting1230 at 3130 Eck1L Elections will be heldPizza will be served
Student Animal Legal Defense Fund (SALDF) Opening Meeting1230 pm Room 2173We will be discussing this semesterrsquos events and a broad overview of what isAnimal Law We will also be electing 1L Reps Treasurer and a Secretary Lunch will be provided
National Lawyers Guild - first General Body meeting1230pm-130pm in 11301L Reps will be elected and NLG will discuss events and other initiatives scheduledfor the semesterAuthentic German Cuisine from a locally owned business will be served
ALSA (Asian Law Students Association) - introductory meeting1230pm Room TBALunch will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (6)1230 ndash 130 Room 2108Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Thursday - September 13
Environmental Law Society Opening Meeting
1230 pm in 1315 Biolchini
Its going to be short Were going to elect 1L reps introduce the club and some of our
members
We expect Chick-Fil-A to be served
Volunteer Lawyer Network Information Session
There will be a brief discussion of the program and explanation of potential volunteer
opportunities
1230 pm in Room 1310
Food will be provided
Transactional Practice with John Moore
1230 ndash 130 Room 1130
Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (7)
330 ndash 430 Room 3320
Snacks will be served
This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
Add us to your address book
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Submit content for next weeks MMU
-- JD Candidate | Notre Dame Law School Class of 2019Executive Articles Editor | Notre Dame Journal of LegislationView my LinkedIn Profile
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Our officers will introduce themselves we will talk about events for the semesterincluding prayer breakfast and Bible study and elect a Treasurer Chick-fil-A will be served
The Federalist Society -- 1L Representative Info MeetingInformation on how 1L Reps will be elected Come if you are interested1230 in Room 1130 (Should only take 30 min)
HLS EVENT Telemedicine and the American Medical AssociationKristen Schleiter Senior Legislative Attorney from the American Medical Associationwill be coming to NDLS to speak about the AMA and emerging fields in healthcaresuch as telemedicine This event will be in room 3331 Biolchini (which is theseminar room above the main reading room in the library) at 1230pm JimmyJohns will be provided
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (2)1230 ndash 130 Room 2130 Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Tuesday - September 11
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (3)800 ndash 900 Room 2108 Bagels will be served
Food amp Beverage Law Introductory MeetingRoom 1315 Biolchini 1230 pmWill elect 1L reps and go over the basics amp purpose of the clubChipotle Build-Your-Own Taco Bar will be served
Balancing the Scales of Justice1230pm in 1140FPAC and NDEP host Mark Rotert from the Cook County Conviction Integrity Unitwill discuss the functions of the CIU as an arm of a prosecutorial office thatinvestigates actual claims of innocence based on new evidenceBarBicis will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (4)1100 ndash 1200 Room 2108Snacks will be served
American Society of International Law Presentation to LLM students1230 ndash 130 Room 3130Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (5)330 ndash 430 Room 2130Snacks will be served
Wednesday - September 12
CDO amp SCELF present Recruiter Jen Stockman from the Minnesota Vikings1230 pm Room 2172 EckWill talk about their summer internship program Learn about life behind the scenesin the NFL Co-sponsored by SCELF Introductory meeting for SCELF will
immediately follow (around 100)Brunos pizza
Jus Vitae Opening Meeting1230 at 3130 Eck1L Elections will be heldPizza will be served
Student Animal Legal Defense Fund (SALDF) Opening Meeting1230 pm Room 2173We will be discussing this semesterrsquos events and a broad overview of what isAnimal Law We will also be electing 1L Reps Treasurer and a Secretary Lunch will be provided
National Lawyers Guild - first General Body meeting1230pm-130pm in 11301L Reps will be elected and NLG will discuss events and other initiatives scheduledfor the semesterAuthentic German Cuisine from a locally owned business will be served
ALSA (Asian Law Students Association) - introductory meeting1230pm Room TBALunch will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (6)1230 ndash 130 Room 2108Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Thursday - September 13
Environmental Law Society Opening Meeting
1230 pm in 1315 Biolchini
Its going to be short Were going to elect 1L reps introduce the club and some of our
members
We expect Chick-Fil-A to be served
Volunteer Lawyer Network Information Session
There will be a brief discussion of the program and explanation of potential volunteer
opportunities
1230 pm in Room 1310
Food will be provided
Transactional Practice with John Moore
1230 ndash 130 Room 1130
Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (7)
330 ndash 430 Room 3320
Snacks will be served
This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
Add us to your address book
Want to change how you receive these emails You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list
Submit content for next weeks MMU
-- JD Candidate | Notre Dame Law School Class of 2019Executive Articles Editor | Notre Dame Journal of LegislationView my LinkedIn Profile
- MMU 091018ndash091618
-
- Recommended Citation
-
- tmp1536689712pdfwZkM4
-
immediately follow (around 100)Brunos pizza
Jus Vitae Opening Meeting1230 at 3130 Eck1L Elections will be heldPizza will be served
Student Animal Legal Defense Fund (SALDF) Opening Meeting1230 pm Room 2173We will be discussing this semesterrsquos events and a broad overview of what isAnimal Law We will also be electing 1L Reps Treasurer and a Secretary Lunch will be provided
National Lawyers Guild - first General Body meeting1230pm-130pm in 11301L Reps will be elected and NLG will discuss events and other initiatives scheduledfor the semesterAuthentic German Cuisine from a locally owned business will be served
ALSA (Asian Law Students Association) - introductory meeting1230pm Room TBALunch will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (6)1230 ndash 130 Room 2108Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Thursday - September 13
Environmental Law Society Opening Meeting
1230 pm in 1315 Biolchini
Its going to be short Were going to elect 1L reps introduce the club and some of our
members
We expect Chick-Fil-A to be served
Volunteer Lawyer Network Information Session
There will be a brief discussion of the program and explanation of potential volunteer
opportunities
1230 pm in Room 1310
Food will be provided
Transactional Practice with John Moore
1230 ndash 130 Room 1130
Brunorsquos Pizza will be served
Resume Workshops for 1Ls (7)
330 ndash 430 Room 3320
Snacks will be served
This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
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This was a great little nugget of information from this MMU announcement e-mailthat I felt important to include I dont know that it is necessarily important whetherthe meeting will be a) short in time spent b) short in stature c) short in spirit or d)this club are big fans of Blow the Whistle by Too Short I hope its all of the above
Thursday Limerick My grandmother collected old corks Interwove them on shelves with her sporks Her home by the bay She was good at croquet But her singing voice wasnt meant for _______s
Friday - September 14
ACLU Welcome Meeting1230 pm in Room 3140Food will be served
SCELF hosts David Williams Vanderbilt Athletic Director and Sports Law Professor Weare excited to hear about his extensive experience in collegiate athletics and hisexperience and expertise in tax law
1230 in 1310 BiolchiniLunch will be served
Panel Discussion with ND Lawyers Recently Appointed as US Attorneys4 PM in the CourtroomFPAC and the CDO host a panel discussion with Mark A Klassen US Attorney forthe District of Wyoming Peter E Deegan US Attorney for the Northern District ofIowa and John E Jay Town US Attorney for the Northern District of Alabama Professor Jimmy Gurule will be moderating
Saturday - September 15
Health Law and Food and Beverage Law Concession Stand before theVanderbilt Game We will be on the front circle from 10am-2pm
Newcastle Arsenal 10 AM
Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
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Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
Add us to your address book
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Submit content for next weeks MMU
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Sunday - September 16
Please email me any events to put in next weeks MMU
mondaymorningupdategmailcom
Cregraveme Fraicircche CONTENT
Hello my children The Irish are 2-0 It was ugly but it was a win Before we all trample on the Irishswoes that were readily on display yesterday everyone should take a deep breathand realize that not all wins are made out of the same cookie-cutter Sometimes youhave to win ugly For the second week in a row however one worrying trend that I hope is a focus inpractice this week is finishing drives The Irish offense for whatever reason cannotcapitalize once it gets into (or near) the end zone If they hope to compete later intothe season the Irish need to score tuddies when theyre deep in the opponentszone My recommendation Jet Sweeps All day every day twice on Thursdays(Saturday) Moving right along what a week Football is officially back I just finished Season 2 ofthe Handmaides Tale (or How to Lose a Girl Because Youre A Fascist) Idiscovered what it is like to have people me All of Washington is abuzz withhearings for the new SCOTUS Justice I deleted twitter from my phone Peoplediscovered once again that Bob Woodward will cook you a LOT of food for free athis house if you disclose sensitive information to him The people of North Carolinarejoiced that bigfoot is real Judy Garlands original ruby slippers were discovered All this to say many things are happening Delete your twitter because you are anun-funny snowflake with luke-warm takes that nobody will retweet but everyone willlike You know what that means It was a probably okay tweet and you should feelfine about it Just fine not great
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
Add us to your address book
Want to change how you receive these emails You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list
Submit content for next weeks MMU
-- JD Candidate | Notre Dame Law School Class of 2019Executive Articles Editor | Notre Dame Journal of LegislationView my LinkedIn Profile
- MMU 091018ndash091618
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- Recommended Citation
-
- tmp1536689712pdfwZkM4
-
Heres a meme to make you feel better
1L OF THE WEEKThe 1L of the week is Andrew Franklin Andrew thought he could intimidate me bydressing Business Professional during this interview He did not I cannot beintimidated Good try Andrew
Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
Add us to your address book
Want to change how you receive these emails You can update your preferences or unsubscribe from this list
Submit content for next weeks MMU
-- JD Candidate | Notre Dame Law School Class of 2019Executive Articles Editor | Notre Dame Journal of LegislationView my LinkedIn Profile
- MMU 091018ndash091618
-
- Recommended Citation
-
- tmp1536689712pdfwZkM4
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Okay first what a great picture This is Andrew and presumably his dog But whatone might neglect to notice in this Facebook Profile Pictrade is that hes in front of avery very nice fireplace Fireplaces make for good photos Look it up yall Q Where did you attend undergrad A Duke University Q Where is your hometown A Ummm Thats a complicated question I went to HS in Maryland but we moved alot I have lived in Indiana Illinois Maryland Florida (two different places - St Pete ampOrlando) Maryland is probably the most home though outside Baltimore But Im aColts fan because my dad grew up in Indiana Q What did you do before law school A I did a fellowship year with a nonprofit that does homelessness alleviation and Igot a Masters Degree in Religion at Yale so Ive been out for three years If you dopizza you gotta do Pepes White Pizza with Clam Theres also a baked potato pizzathats gold Q What was the funnest thing you did this summer A Oh man Im super boring so Umm I watched Billions with my parents almostevery night then Suits towards the end of the summer Yeah Billions has DamianLewis who is dope Q What was the song of the summer A Ummm and this is really good further evidence of my boring-ness I have noidea I couldnt tell you a popular song from the summer I like The Head and the
Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
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Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
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Heart a lot Also could you note I listen to NPR exclusively This was the song of the summer Please reserve all complaints about the MMU tocomplaining to me about this song choice Close second Q Whats the coolest animal you have ever seen A Trying to think if Ive seen anything exotic Not really Ive seen some pretty dopehawks Actually thats a good one - I saw a red tail hawk this summer and it wasperched really closed to me I think it was protecting its nest Q What is your fantasy football teams name and how are they doing thisweek A Name Lou Holtz my Beer (Do you get the pun) and we were tied last I checkedLeonard Fournette got hurt which crushed me and Drew Brees was sitting on mybench Q What is the fun fact you use in ice-breakers and what is the other funfact you dont actually tell people A So this has been casually confirmed but Ive seen a lineage It hasnt beensecondarily confirmed by a historian or someone that does ancestry So my lastname is Franklin and Ive been told my whole life that my family is descendants ofBen Franklins brother Jonathan Its hard to get funner than that fact Can you saymore fun instead of funner though So people dont think I dont know the properusage Me Yep Andrew Thank you Q Have been been cold-called yet How did it go A I have not been cold-called yet Nice I know I was on panel in Kozels class but Idont think that counts as a cold call Q Do you have anything else youd like to say to all of your fans A Stay boring Q Who do you nominate to talk to me next week because of my personal fearof picking a random 1L to ask
A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
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A I was gonna go with Eric Rigoli Were trying to keep this twins thing going Eric isnot a twin but he looks a lot like David Schwimmer so I think that should count
3LOL OF THE WEEK
This weeks 3LOL of the week is Kristin Schwam
Kristin is as her picture suggests a product of New York City Dubbed the City ofCreamed Cheese New York is rightly cast as one of the most diverse cities in theworld Theres sports yoga theater yoga and cheese on every corner Its aheckuva place (Ive never been there) Enter Kristin Schwam Homegirl bleeds Yankee pinstripes but her pastis slightlymore intriguing than her lame team fandom might suggest Shes a newmember of an elite club that is open to sports pundits and Indian gurus only Thatclub The Swamis It started in 2010 Kristin The Schwam Schwam was standing in crowded TimesSquare watching Chris Berman then-ESPN anchor host Sunday NFL Countdownspecial edition in the center of the Big Apple As you might be aware Berman wasalso knownmdashyou guessed itmdashas the Swami the Schwam the Great
Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
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Swambino Kristin was incensed at hearing her own name used by a man with such terrifying hair
She went to a nearby Staples bought a posterboard and wrote in GIANTTYPE this message
BERMAN IS A FAKE SWAM
I AM THE REAL SCHWAM
She included a down-arrow pointing to herself One of the boom-mics for the show noticed her sign
and coordinated to have Schwam brought on stage to debate Chris I am not a Schwamanbeing
Berman about the upcoming matchup between the San Diego Chargers and New York Foosball
Giants She won as the Chargers did (and always do) After the show Bermans agent e-mailed Kristin to invite her to an event Bermanwould be headlining the following week The e-mails subject line only readSchwami-Swami-Swam Kristin attended the event Berman was flanked by four men Kristin had never seen before SwamiKuvalayananda Swami Sivananda Saraswati Swami Chidananda Saraswati andSwami Satyananda Saraswati Berman self-anointed King-Swami sat between thefour men It was a Yoga convention These four men and Berman years prior hadformed one of the premier underground Yoga studios in India They spoke at theevent did coordinated Crow-pose and invited new Swamis to be indoctrinated intheir club Kristin Schwam was one such initiate So when you see Kristin around the law school smiling gleefully and being hergeneral joyful self know this - shes the best yogi this school has All because of herlast name Buy her coffee etc
Long Reads of the Week
Stripped The Search for Human Rights in US Womens Prisons
ldquoThe degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering itsprisonsrdquo mdash Fyodor Dostoevsky
ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
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ldquoGodrsquos mercies are infinite They are new every morningrdquo mdash Lamentations 323
How Duterte Used Facebook To Fuel the Philippine Drug WarRodrigo Duterte is the 16th and oldest President of the Philippines in thecountrys history He has engaged in a wide-ranging war on drugs whichhas included an effort to bring back the death penalty so that he can litterManila Bay with the bodies of criminalsldquoIf you want to know what happens to a country that has opened itselfentirely to Facebook look to the Philippinesrdquo
Above it All How the Court Got So Supreme
Have a good week Go Irish
Copyright copy 2018 Student Bar Association All rights reserved ND LAW ALL
Our mailing address is Student Bar Association
1329 Biolchini HallNotre Dame Law School
Notre Dame IN 46556-4640
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Submit content for next weeks MMU
-- JD Candidate | Notre Dame Law School Class of 2019Executive Articles Editor | Notre Dame Journal of LegislationView my LinkedIn Profile
- MMU 091018ndash091618
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- MMU 091018ndash091618
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- Recommended Citation
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