A story about

Dick and Jane

See Dick. See Jane.(recruiter) (candidate)

See Jane Accept a Job Offer.

Yes.

See Dick Fax Jane’s Application.

I wish I didn’t have to take

time to do this.

See Jane Get a Call.

There’s no record of you

working at your previous

employer. I called. Send me

proof.

Who is this person? Is this from my new company?

See Dick Get a Call.

We can’t verify the high school Jane went to. We need the

city and state it is in. We left her

a message yesterday.

See Dick Call Jane.

St Louis

Jane, what city and

state was your high school in?

See Jane Wait.

What are my next steps?

See Jane Call Dick.Hi Dick.

What’s my next step?

Umm… well…. Let me check on your

background check

See Jane Show Up on Day 1 Unprepared.

Hi, it’s my first day, but I’m not sure who I’m supposed to ask

for?

Forms? What forms?

Do you have the forms completed?

See Jane Bored.

What do you mean I don’t have a desk, computer or phone

yet?!

See Jane Feel Alone.I wish there was

someone around I could ask what I should be doing.

See Dick and Jane Frustrated.

Why can’t this be easier?

That was a rough

experience…

The End?