no flex zone: empathy driven development
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EMPATHY(DR IVEN (DEVELOPMENT
NO(FLEX ( ZONE :
DURETTI((HIRPA@duretti
INTEGRAT IONS (THO
HISTORY/LESSON
MARGARET (HAMILTON , (KNOWN(BADASS
#LEG IT
E M PAT H Y
customersFOR (OUR
E M PAT H Y FOR (OUR
workmates
E M PAT H Y FOR (OUR
selves
MY/ EMOT IONS !
MY(EMOT IONS !
FEELS ( L IKE (TH I S
( APPROX IMATELY )
EMPATHY( I S (F EEL ING (WITH ( (P EOPLE
share(perspective
no(judgement
understand(feels
echo(feels(back
EMPATHY( I S (HARD !
EMPATHY(FEELS , (SYMPATHY(TH INKS
”“Empathy2drives2connec7on22while2sympathy2drives2disconnec7on.(22
—"Brené"Brown
EMPATHY( = (CONNECT ION
CONNECT ION ( = (COLLABORAT ION
APEX/PREDATORS
E M PAT H Y
customersFOR (OUR
Y(U (NO (WORK?
USER (TR I E S (TO (COMPLETE ( S IMPLE (TASK
USER (DOES (DUMB (TH ING
DEVS (BE ( L IKE
”“There2are2only2two2industries2that2refer22to2their2customers2as2‘users’:2illegal2drugs2and2so?ware.2
—"Edward"Tu/e
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OH (NOOOOOES
EMPATHY( = (ADVANTAGE
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FAMIL IAR I TY( > (INTU IT ION
Health
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY(DOES ( SUPPORT
E M PAT H Y FOR (OUR
workmates
#F IGHTCLUB
MARKET ING
V E R S U S ENG INEER ING (
V E R S U S SALES
ENG INEER ING (
V E R S U S ENG INEER ING (
ENG INEER ING (
V E R S U S EVERYBODY
ENG INEER ING (
WHAT( ( ( ( ( ( ( DO?
BB ’ S ( F I RST ( STACK (TRACE
( R E D ENACTMENT )
EVERYONE (W INS
COOL !
E M PAT H Y FOR
ourselves
NO (F LEX (ZONE "#$
ARE (YOU ( F LEX ING , ( R IGHT(NOW?
#COLLABORAT ION
and now…collaboration
PHRASES (E N D I N G
git blame
git blame --murder%
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASES
commentshave
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASEShavecode(review
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASEShavescripts
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASES
contextprovide
COMMENTS , (OMG (YASS
// this is a hack lol
function terribleHack($arguments){
return $arguments;
}
// https://github.com/slackhq/app/65// @todo: fix; this is a hack lol
function terribleHack($arguments){
return $arguments;
}
// https://github.com/slackhq/app/65// @todo: Duretti to fix by 8/1/2015// this is a hack lol
function terribleHack($arguments){
return $arguments;
}
// https://snackoverflow.slack.com/archives/botmania/p1437511128000021
// see in-channel for more:// this is a hack lol (to fix IE)
function terribleHack($arguments){
return $arguments;
}
COMMENTS ( 4 ( CONTEXT
/*
* calculate_timezone
*
* Sources:
* http://www.timeanddate.com/
*
* Things to note:
* There are many cities called La Paz!
*/
// * `tz` - (optional) timezone// * `name` - team name// $arguments is a hash that takes:
function setTimezone($arguments){
return $arguments;
}
CODE (REV I EW
WORDS (MEAN (TH INGS
BLAMING (VS . (SHAR ING
DOCS ( (OR ( I T (D IDN ’ T (HAPPEN
SELF 9 (DOCUMENT ING (CODE ( I S (A (MYTH
docblockr
api+blueprint
daux.io
THE (TH INGS
AUTOMATE (AL L
$ scp /app/timezones.js:sandbox.slack-
dev.com:app/timezones.js
$ slack sync-dev
Monitoring branch timezones locally to sandbox Syncing whole directory... [10:48:37] js/timezones.js [10:48:37] templates/username.hbs [10:48:37] templates/profile.hbs [10:48:37] sandbox sync complete (Took: 3.67534s)
slack sync-dev
slack ssh-dev
slack tail-dev
slack beyonce
RUN (& (TE L L ( (THAT
$ curl -H https://api.snackoverflow.com/
cookietime
$ curl -H https://api.snackoverflow.com/
cookietime
$ {“error”: “access_denied”}
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASES
commentshave
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASEShavecode+review
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASEShavescripts
E M PAT H E T I C CODEBASES
contextprovide
TL ; (DR
E M PAT H Y
customersFOR $OUR
E M PAT H Y FOR $OUR
workmates
E M PAT H Y FOR $OUR
selves
BAS ICALLY( I ’M (HERE (TO (ANNOUNCE
WE ’RE (BU I LD ING (AN ( (EMPATHET IC ( CODE (BASE
& ( THANK (YOU ! (&
SHOUTOUT(& (THANKSAhmad$Abdo$Bruce$Spang$Diógenes$Brito$Emily$Nakashima$Eric$Hodel$Ibu$Madha$Ines$Sombra$Jade$Applegate$Jurema$Gobena$$
SHOUTOUT(& (THANKSKauser$Manjra$Kelsey$GilmoreGInnis$Kyle$Kingsbury$Nolan$Caudill$Paul$Hammond$Peter$Youngmeister$Rachel$Myers$Ryan$Huber$Slack$Engineering'
is#hiring#✨
@slackHQ slack.com/jobs