NUKKAD[ek chatur naar beginning....]Hmmmmm.....aaa eeeeNarrators: Aao aao dekh jaao,Yahan jo dekho kabhi naa bhul paao.Bachche budhe nau jawan Sabko hum kar dete hairanJaadu naa samjho, e sachchai hai!aa koi putle naa haaath ki sa"ai hai.Audience: Are bhai kaun ho tum,kaam hai ka#Shabdon mein naa uljhaao humein,eh bataao naam hai ka.Narrators: $a batae naam hai ka,ka batae ji kaam hai ka...Yun dekho toh hum hain gaateYun dekho toh kahani sunaate.Sabko hasate sabko rulaateHar nukkad par ek aaina sajaate$ehne ko toh hai humm aam madaari%ar harkaton se chaunke dunia saari.Audience: &adaari toh bahut hai dekhe,tum kiss khet ki mooli hokartab toh humne bahut hai dekhe,lagte tum maamooli ho.Narrators: &aamoli hain hum,humaari baatein nahi'horo puraani baatein,suno kahaani nai.(oh ji hoshiaar,&eherbaan,$adardaan.....Hum dikhaate hain ab tumhe.....)!SAAA!****Chorus:insaan###...insaan#......[adlib]$a kehte ho tum kuch dhaan karo,&ar chuke hain insaan saare kuch toh samaan karo...+haan bhi hai,Sammaan bhi hai,%ar eh toh humaara apmaan bhi hai,Jhooth lagti hai tumhe meri baatein,+ekho dhaann se ab )nsaan hai e...)!saan**** bhaago.....bhaago....Bhoot...Bhoot....Narrators: Are bhai tanik ruk jaao,thoda tham jaao....Hum ka kehte hain eh toh sun jaao...Audience: !ahi sunani tumhaari baatein,eh ka chaalaaki hai#(antra hai,jaadoo hai,a dharti par abhi insaan baaki hai#Narrators: Jaadu nahi,eh mantra nahi,Bhoot nahi eh tantra nahi.$a hai eh toh naa jaane humBas kahani insaan ki aae hain bataane hum.Sound: Bak bak bakar bam,chchak chchak chchakar chchum(an tan takar tam,dak dak dakar dum.[scene change][song]Narrators: Baat hai tumhe bataane ki,$i baat hai uss ,amane kiJab insaan tha sir" insaan!a tha woh bhagwaan na bana tha hai-aan.(hi woh bees-in./0th1 sadi$al hi toh sukhi thi Saraswati nadi.)nsaan ne bas par "ailaen hi the$i tarraki ke sapne usne sajaen hi the(ab keh gaa ek door drasthi$i na bachegi eh sundar srishtiBola -o2Water water everywhere not a drop to drink,Baat usne sahi kahi but no one else did think.Jharne aur nadi mein taira manushasaawan ki baarish mein bheega manusha.[song][Scene change]Aao chalo aage badhe,manusha ka itihaas dubaara padhe.Sachin ne ek hi shatark maara tha aur paida hua %ujaara tha.SCENE:[Holi scene...songs....gulaal with tap in middle..]%aani## paani#.......Are bhaion.....holi ke din bhi....+hat aar ma,aa kirkira kar dia...Yeh ka tamasha machaa hai#+o din se paani kon nahi aaa hai#[Bhajan tpe]Jab paani tha tab tune bachaya nahi baad aansu bahaney se kya fayda.Jab baarish giri toh beej boya nahi baad kua(well) khodne se kya fayda.Bak bak bakar bam,chchak chchak chchakar chchum(an tan takar tam,dak dak dakar dum.[scene change]Narrators: Aa chuke hum aur bhi aage$argil se the ghuspaithie bas bhaage bhaageSA3S ka keher abhi macha na tha4odder laaloo ko pacha na tha..SCENE:[train scene....ake huan train...too people get down on platfor..brushing near a tap.!$aa aap close down karte hain# hmmm hmmm hmmm....song1("an# leaves tap open after using it...)'H536S7tip tip tip tip......("an$ near hi closes the tap...silence of chorus)("an# leaves tap open again...)'horus again.this time louder....&an/7.tring to speak with his mouth"ul o" paste...inaudible1&an87 ka#&an/.spits n sas17Are bhaia nal toh band kar do.&an87Aji bas ho gaa....&an/.a"ter 9 secs17Aji paani behta chala jaa raha hai...&an87aji bas ek aur minute...&an/.againa "ter 9 secs17Yeh toh gair ,immedaari hai...&an87(amee, se baat ka karne lag jaao,log toh baap ban baithte hain....&ujhe ,immedaar banane ka theka le rakha hai ka#%aani tere baap ki jaagir nahi....&an/..interrupting17Baap pe mat jaaie aap paani...%eople inline pushing thm aside7Ae shaane shaan patti baad mein dikhaana...aage badh aage badh...Aage badh aage badh....&anusha ka itihaas gehraai se padh...Aaj $almadi ne dikhaa kamaal hai%aaj bechne wala hua maalamaal hai..Jaadu ne badli Hritik ki chaalAur...3o, din lagta ab sukhe ka kaal...SCENE:(hande thande paani se...chash.......chorus sound o" water dropping into bucket187Are ka baat hai,aaj tu bhi naha raha hai# tabiat toh thik hai naa#/7Haan aar...woh bas mumm papa kal.. college aa rahe hain[throws a bucket full of water.!87Abe eh ka kia#/.Are woh geser se garam paani aane mein thoda time lagta hai naa#isilie...8.%arr aar tu toh aise bhi thanda paani milakar hi toh nahata hai.../.+ude....%eace maar...chill...8.Abe ka peace re....pata hai naa paani ki kitni problems hai.../.Ya a...whate-er...just dontt bug me...%horus sound again....Bak bak bakar bam,chchak chchak chchakar chchum(an tan takar tam,dak dak dakar dum.[scene change]:hadi ki suiaan ;r ;r bhaagi,&anusha ne apni murkhta itihaas mein daagi.....Saal tha woh /02/0(roubles bhi thi plent plentAur....SCENE:&il gaa....mil gaa......song1&il gaa mil hi gaa mil gaa ...mil hi gaa%ar kaun mil gaa##!ai nai aaron...tarika mil gaa....Saalon ki research k baad ek aisa machine banaa hai jisse pollution hi nahi ho***