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Our 30th Annual Report • What People Earn • Then & NowTRANSCRIPT
James Mahon1985
Psychotherapist $22,500
Malia Delapenia 2006
Belly dancer $10,000
NOW
Psychotherapist $74,967
NOW
Belly dancer$65,000
Jeffrey Saunders2003
Body piercer $26,000
NOW
Body piercer $34,000
Darryl Michaelson1994
Cat furniture maker $75,000
Rev. Laura Gentry2001
Lutheran pastor $35,000
NOW
Lunchroom worker $8,670
NOW
Cat furniture maker $55,000
NOW
Laughter ambassador$53,066
OUR 30th
ANNUAL REPORT
WHATPEOPLEEARN
THEN&NOW
CARRIE UNDERWOOD2004
Waitress $15,980*
NOW
Country singer $20 million
BARACK OBAMA1997 Ill. state senator $48,403
NOW
U.S. president$400,000
Deborah Coley-Lee2007
Lunchroom worker $5,300
ALBERT PUJOLS 2000 Peoria Chiefs third baseman $2,750
NOW
L.A. Angels fi rst baseman $14.5 million
Yvette McGee Brown1993
County judge $86,500
NOW
Ohio Sup. Ct. judge$141,600
Ronnie Kuley2005
Firefi ghter $58,000
NOW
Fire lieutenant $93,190
SUNDAY, APRIL 15 , 2012
James 1985
Psycho$22,50
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2 • April 15, 2012
PARADE
Parade.com/celebrity
Q: How was Tiger Woods
the highest-paid athlete
last year after he lost
sponsors and won only
one tournament?
—Ruby M., Philadelphia
A: Woods’s personal woes certainly hindered his game for much of the past two years and cost him sponsors like AT&T and Gatorade. But he retained some endorse-ment deals, including Nike and Electronic Arts, which together accounted for more than half of his estimated $75 million take in 2011.
P Tiger Woods
Q: On 2 Broke Girls, the lead characters, Max and Caroline, are trying to save up $250,000 to start a cupcake business. How did the show come up with that fi gure? —Joseph K., New York City
A: “I was looking for a
Q: Is it easier for stars to sell their homes? —E. Walter, Hollywood, Calif.
A: Though their famous names give their proper-ties an initial boost of attention, celebrities
P Bruce Willis’s house in Idaho
P 2 Broke Girls
number that was realistic about what it would take to start an upscale cupcake business in Manhattan,” says series cocreator Michael Patrick King, whose sister ran a bakery in Pennsylvania, “and also seem impossible given where the girls are in their lives and where the economy is.” Track their progress Mondays on CBS (8:30 p.m. ET).
are still at the mercy of factors like market strength, location, and competitive pricing. Tour Bruce Willis’s Idaho home, which at press time was listed for $15 million, at Parade.com/willis.
Are actors really worth the
millions they get paid?
—Luz Gamir, Calif.
Studios pay big bucks for the exposure stars
bring. Take Reese Witherspoon, who
reportedly earned nearly $30 million in 2011: Her last three fi lms weren’t blockbusters, but “she
and other A-listers appeal to an international
audience,” says Exhibitor Relations’ Jeff Bock. “And there are cable showings,
DVDs—that’s a good investment for a studio.”
See the answer at wonderwall.com/whosaidit
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Back when they were unknowns, these celebs worked hard for their money in surprising ways. Match the star with his or her 9-to-5 (answers below), and go to Parade.com/famous to continue the quiz.
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1Broke the orange juice machine
during a stint at McDonald’s.
2Read the weather on local TV,
often mentioning forecasts of fi ctional cities.
3Paid the rent by being a clown at kids’ parties.
4Shucked corn for $4 an hour during the summer.
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“I have a lot of money for a 21-year-old … [but] just recently I started le� ing
myself eat things from the minibar.”
JENNIFER LAWRENCE | CHRIS COLFER
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Collins, 49, began her writing career in 1991 in children’s TV, with such credits as Clarissa Explains It All
and The Mystery Files of Shelby Woo. She then transitioned to kids’ books, penning the best-selling
Underland Chronicles series before really
hitting a nerve with 2008’s The Hunger Games, the fi rst book in a trilogy set in a
postapocalyptic North America where children are forced into a televised battle to the death. The fi lm version debuted in March and grossed $155 million its
fi rst weekend, the third-biggest opening ever.
“Teaching kept me young. You only have kids for one year, but you hope that your work influences them across a lifetime.”
2012, age 59Bainbridge Island, Wash.Retired teacher$42,000 (pension)
SUZANNE COLLINS
TV writer$31,300*
Author$10 million
SUPENN HARRISON
Harrison’s Thai restaurants—the Twin Cities’ first—have struggled. She’s had to cut staff hours and uses coupons to lure customers. “But I have to try to be positive.”
1997, age 51MinneapolisRestaurateur$80,000
2012, age 65MinneapolisRestaurateur$36,000
thirty years ago, as parade’s editors
were putting together the first edition of What People Earn, I was landing my fi rst gig in publishing: associate editor at Teen Beat. Not exactly the Woodward-and-Bernstein assignment I’d imagined as a journalism major at New York University, but it was a
job! And interviewing up-and-coming stars like Michael J. Fox and Matthew Perry proved to be the perfect entrée to dream positions at Entertainment Weekly, LIFE, People, and, in 2010, PARADE.
That’s my story. But what about the folks featured over the years in What People Earn? Was Doug Olson, who appeared on our 1983 cover, still teaching science? Was Charlene Rose- Masuda still getting by as a Dolly Parton impersonator? Executive editor Brad Dunn and reporters Jeryl Brunner, Mari
Kasanuki, and Emmet Sullivan tracked down over 100 people from past WPE issues and asked: Are you happy at work? How did the recession affect you? Do you dream of fi nding a new job? The answers offer a revealing look at the workforce in these uncertain times.
I invite you to share your own story at Parade.com/jobs. And to the hardworking folks we’ve profi led over the years, let me say, on behalf of PARADE’s 131 employees, we’ve loved doing business with you.
—Maggie Murphy, editor in chief
THEN NOW
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THEN
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A peek at American paychecks over the past 30 years: the ups, the downs, and the surprising turnarounds
Then & Now
1983, age 30Bainbridge Island, Wash. Teacher$18,700
PARADE’S ANNUAL “WHAT PEOPLE EARN” SALARY ROUNDUP IS NOT A SCIENTIFIC STUDY. SALARY FIGURES REFLECT 2011 INFORMATION PROVIDED BY THE PARTICIPANTS. CELEBRITY EARNINGS WERE COMPILED FROM PUBLISHED SOURCES. AN ASTERISK (*) INDICATES SALARY ESTIMATES TAKEN FROM BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS.
Underland Chronicles series before really
hitting a nerve with 2008’s The Hunger Games, the fi rst book in a trilogy set in a
postapocalyptic North America where children are forced into a televised battle to the death. Thefi lm version debuted in Marchand grossed $155 million its
fi rst weekend, the third-biggest opening ever.
over the years in arn? Was Doug ared on our 1983 ng science? Was
Masuda still getting on impersonator? Brad Dunn and Brunner, Mari100 people from rk? How did thejob? The answers ertain times.m/jobs. And to the me say, on behalf siness with you.
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6 • April 15, 2012
MICHELE GROOT
Groot resigned her law job after six years without advancement. She found work as a long-term disability claims analyst—with room for growth.
2010, age 30Omaha, Neb.Legal assistant$18,500
2012, age 32Omaha, Neb.Insurance analyst$36,000
“We provide interpreters to hospitals and clinics. If you’re misdiagnosed and don’t speak English, it could prove fatal.”
2003, age 49Providence, R.I.CEO, translationservice company$300,000
2012, age 58Cranston, R.I.CEO, translationservice company$260,000
After a bout with skin cancer, Posnick created makeup that helps block the sun—and built a company around it.
Before he got his break on TV’s 21 Jump Street, Depp sold ink pens over the phone to make ends meet.
“It was difficult working in Alaska. I came to the Big Island for the quality of life. Working 24/7 is not important.”
1985, age 33DallasMakeup artist$50,000
1983, age 20Los AngelesSalesman$13,500*
1993, age 29AnchorageArchitect$32,000
2012, age 60DallasCEO, cosmetics fi rm$140,000
2012, age 48FranceActor$50 million
2012, age 48Kawaihae, Hawaii Architect$10,500
PAUL SINCLAIR
Sinclair is now semi-retired, but he still loves coaching local high schoolers and giving private lessons.
“After my husband had to move for work, I started Momangeles.com. I love sharing finds with other moms.”
2004, age 52IndianapolisTennis pro$48,000
2001, age 30AtlantaMedia consultant $60,000
2012, age 60IndianapolisTennis coach$25,000
2012, age 41Los AngelesMom, blogger$0
As the breakout star of MTV’s hit reality show Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, 24, introduced audiences to a world of tanning
and fi st-pumping in 2009. From selling her own books and
sunglasses to promoting a spray-tan line, the 4-foot-9 “guidette” has parlayed her reality TV fame into serious money. The salary above is based on her $100,000-per-
episode deal for season 4, but
with her mini-empire of self-branded
products, the mom-to-be will
likely enjoy an even bigger windfall next year.
SNOOKI
Reality TV star$45,000
Reality TV star$1.6 million
There was a time when Huddleston logged
nearly 100,000 miles a year wrestling steers for a living. “I was in
every state in the continental United States and fi ve provinces in Canada,” he
says. But all the driving—and time away from his family—got old, and
the salary was less than steady. “You have to do well to get paid. You have to
win,” he says. “I broke my elbow and that slowed me down, so I gradually
quit.” In 2006, he went back to work in road maintenance, his profession
before starting on the rodeo circuit. Today he’s a rodeo judge, but he’s
wistful about leaving the ring. “There’s something I miss about [competing in
rodeos]. I would love to be 20 years younger and still doing it. It’s man
against animal, but you’re really competing against yourself.”
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Rodeo cowboy$103,000
2012, age 54McAlester, Okla.
Road maint. supervisor$45,000
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JOB IS EXTREMELY OR
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SOURCE: PAYSCALE
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DENNIS SALISBURY
“I have always enjoyed the relationships we have with our customers —we have some that go back three generations.”
2002, age 58Joelton, Tenn.Sporting goods store owner$80,000
2012, age 68Joelton, Tenn.Sporting goods store owner$75,000
After her best-selling books went out of print, Wright began e-publishing her work. “It’s never too late to rewrite the story of your own life.”
1991, age 38Elk Point, S.D.Romance writer$52,500
2012, age 59Lodi, Calif.E-book author$59,000
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“Few careers challenge you like archaeology. It never gets boring.”One of his favorite finds: a dog buried by its owners more than 5,000 years ago.
Tabachnikoff left the city for a simpler, more satisfying life. “I’m in my third career now. I choose jobs based more on what interests me than money.”
1990, age 36Louisville, Ky.Archaeologist$29,900
1988, age 23BostonEditorial asst.$14,500
2012, age 57Louisville, Ky.Archaeologist$51,959
2012, age 47Brattleboro, Vt. Teen counselor$32,000
BILL WILLIS
DAN CASTELLANETA
Willis enjoys reuniting families, but his job involves “a great deal of stress.” He hopes to see a raise soon.
2010, age 43Fargo, N.D.Social worker$58,200
2012, age 45Fargo, N.D.Social worker$64,548
“D’oh!” has meant plenty of dough for the voice of Homer Simpson: He earns 14 times what he did in 1990. The actor will take a pay cut next season.
1990, age 33Los AngelesVoice actor$660,000
2012, age 54Los AngelesVoice actor$9.7 million
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5. Tuscaloosa, Ala.4. Bloomington, Ind.3. Norfolk, Va.2. Hartford, Conn.1. ???
Who topped the list? See the winner, and the complete list of 25, at Parade.com/towns.
The Chicago Bears snatched up Harbaugh in 1987, the year he led Michigan to the Rose Bowl. He played quarterback for four other NFL teams
before retiring in 2001. Today, Harbaugh, 48, is regarded as one of
the best coaches in the game. In 2011, days after steering Stanford to an Orange Bowl win, he signed a fi ve-year deal with the
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team to the NFC title
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NFL Quarterback$375,000
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ANA HOTALING
MARSHALL KELLEY
Forced to abandon their home in the economic downturn, Hotaling and her husband closed their martial arts studio and started a new school in a new town. All income goes into the business.
Kelley chose his field because the work would be steady, but he’s remained because he feels his calling is to “take care of families who are grieving.”
2005, age 39Ann Arbor, Mich. Martial arts instructor
$12,000
1996, age 46Pine Bluff, Ark. Funeral director$45,000
2012, age 46Chelsea, Mich. Martial arts instructor$0
2012, age 62Pine Bluff, Ark. Funeral director$101,500
MYRON PSTRAK
Pstrak loves to give his carriage tours, but he’s had to cut back to focus on his other part-time jobs: hospital lab technician and travel agent.
2002, age 48Charleston, S.C.Tour guide$17,000
2012, age 58Charleston, S.C.Tour guide$7,200
JUDY GEORGE
George sold her furniture retail business and started over. It was a good move, she says. “I feel and look better than I have in 20 years.”
1988, age 47Milton, Mass.Chain store CEO$100,000
2012, age 71 Milton, Mass.Design entrepreneur$145,000
“After retiring from bullfighting in 1998, I got a master’s in art and lived in Italy. I always thought it would be great to teach; now I have my own art school.”
1988, age 28Houston, Tex.Matador$30,000
2012, age 51Montgomery, Tex.Art school owner$157,000
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Many of the people pictured here said they had found their dream job. Others told us they were way off track. Now we want to hear from you.
PARADE and Yahoo! Finance are teaming up to discover how Americans view their jobs and work cultures, their career priorities and prospects. How would you answer the following?
• Would you fi re your boss if you could?
• Would you rather have a 5 percent raise or two more weeks of vacation?
• If you could start over, would you pick the same fi eld?
• Would you be friends with your colleagues if you didn’t work with them?
• What one piece of advice would you give a young person starting a career today?
Take our survey, and look for the results in a future issue of PARADE. Plus, sign up to be in our next salary report. Go to Parade.com/jobs.
How Happy Are You?
TRACY VISER
1994, age 44Los AngelesDolly Parton
impersonator$25,000
2012, age 61Torrance, Calif.
Dolly Parton impersonator
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It’s not easy morphing into someone else for a living: “You
have to really, really practice her makeup,” Rose-Masuda says of the years she’s spent
becoming the Queen of Country. Thanks to all the wigs and the custom-made shoes and costumes, “I’m going
broke keeping up!” The investment has paid off, though: Rose-Masuda has
Parton’s offi cial stamp of approval; she’s performed as the singer all around the world and has even played her on fi lm.
Best of all, she’s actually spent time with her. “Every impersonator’s dream is to
meet the person they impersonate—and to own one of their original pieces of
clothing. I’ve been lucky enough to do both.” Carving a career out of imitation
is no mean feat, but for Rose-Masuda it’s all about enjoying her work. “I’m the
mother to fi ve boys, so it’s fun playing dress-up,” she says. And there’s a
serious side, too. “Over the years I’ve done many fund-raisers and charity
events for organizations like the Pediatric Brain Tumor Foundation. That
in itself is very rewarding.”
THEN
NOW
CHARLENE ROSE-MASUDA
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ALBERTO REYES
“I work with high-end players. We go to the Grand Canyon, we drive race cars. It’s not just about living like a superstar; I also keep them out of harm’s way.”
1993, age 27Las VegasHotel desk clerk$23,000
2012, age 46Las VegasCasino host$118,000
JOHN POTTER
Potter quit his newspaper graphics job to become a fine artist. “I moved to a high mountain valley and I’m now living my dream: painting in my pajamas.”
1990, age 33Billings, Mont.Graphic artist$23,000
2012, age 55Roscoe, Mont.Fine artist$67,500
OPRAH WINFREY
Winfrey left local TV to start what became the most popular talk show ever. Her earnings after mid-2011 may shrink with her network’s money woes.
1984, age 30 ChicagoHost, AM Chicago$200,000
2012, age 58Montecito, Calif.CEO, Harpo$290 million
OF PEOPLE
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Who’s the Boss?
You Are!
Here’s what the self-employed need to know
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$Many of the folks on our list love being their own boss—there’s no dress code, and they decide when the workday’s over. But some-times freelancers forget to be
their own HR managers. Sure, you know you need medical coverage, but other fi nancial and insurance matters also require your attention. Sara Horowitz, founder and executive director of the Freelancers Union, offers these tips.
• Plan for dry spells. Independent workers are rarely guaranteed a steady income, so have a nest egg stashed away: An emergency account containing six months’ worth of savings is recommended.
• Don’t mix business with pleasure. Keeping work and personal funds separate will spare you big headaches (and opening a second checking account is a cinch).
• Save a little something for Uncle Sam. You should set aside about 30 percent of your income for taxes. If you don’t, you’ll be in for a nasty surprise come April: The self-employed typically pay twice as much into Social Security and Medicare as traditional employees.
• Be safe, not sorry. Make sure you get the right insurance. Disability insurance is essential for the self-employed; it will replace a portion of lost income if you’re unable to work for an extended period. Liability insurance can shield you from lawsuits that arise from work-related accidents. And, if your work depends on expensive, specialized equipment, you should look into property insurance.
If You Lived, Worked, or Attended School in the Nitro Area of West Virginia
A Class Action Settlement May Affect Your Rights
For more information: www.BibbClass.com 1-877-552-1274
Legal Notice
What Is This Case About?
A Settlement has been reached in a class action lawsuit against Monsanto Company and various others (the “Defendants”) about whether air emissions from burning waste materials at the old Monsanto chemical plant in Nitro, West Virginia and other locations in the area created a significant health risk requiring diagnostic medical examinations. The case in the Circuit Court of Putnam County, West Virginia is called Bibb v. Monsanto Company, No. 04-C-465. The Court has appointed the The Calwell Practice PLLC of Charleston, WV, to represent the Class.
Are You Affected?
You are included in the medical monitoring class, if you worked full time, attended school full time, or lived in Putnam and Kanawha county area of West Virginia known as the ”Class Area” between January 1, 1948 and September 30, 2010. You do not need to live in the Nitro area now if you lived in the Nitro area in the past. However, everyone will not be eligible for medical monitoring. You can review a complete description of the eligibility criteria and a map of the area involved on the website or by calling the toll free number listed below.
What Does The Settlement Provide?
The Settlement establishes a medical monitoring program and fund to provide eligible Class Members with free medical monitoring at Thomas Memorial Hospital in South Charleston, West Virginia. Medical monitoring will only be provided if the Court approves the Settlement and after any appeals are resolved.
If you are eligible to participate, you will receive medical monitoring only. You will not be paid money or other benefits. If you live in the class area but do not qualify for medical monitoring, you will not be able to sue for medical monitoring in the future.
How is Eligibility Determined?
The need for medical monitoring depends on how much exposure a person had, so not everyone who lived, worked or attended school in the area will be eligible. You must meet certain time and age requirements to qualify. Details on eligibility criteria can be found on the website.
How Do I Participate?
If you wish to participate in the free medical testing, or you want your neighbors to have an opportunity to participate,
you need to contact the Notice Administrator by June 7, 2012 to request a Registration Packet. You can contact the Notice Administrator at 1-877-552-1274 or sign up to receive updates at www.Bibbclass.com. You will then be notified about the results of the Fairness Hearing along with registration information. If you do not contact the Notice Administrator then it is up to you to find out if the Settlement gets approved. If you wish to participate you must register by October 16, 2012. After approval, the Registration and Program Administrator will be the firm of Flaherty, Sensabaugh and Bonasso of Charleston, WV.
If you do not want to participate in the medical monitoring, you do not have to do anything. If you do nothing, you will not receive any further notice regarding this Settlement.
What Are Your Options?
Object: You can object to the Settlement or the award of attorneys’ fees and costs. You must object in writing postmarked no later than June 7, 2012 to the Clerk of the Court, Circuit Court of Putnam County, 3389 Winfield Road, Winfield, WV 25213. If you have no objection to the Settlement, you do not have to do anything, other than request a Registration Packet if you would like the opportunity to participate.
Appear or Speak: You can appear at the hearing, but you don’t have to. You can hire your own attorney, at your own expense, to appear or speak for you at the hearing. If you want to appear or speak at the hearing, you must include your notice to appear with your objection.
When Will The Court Decide?
The Court has appointed The Calwell Practice PLLC of Charleston, West Virginia to represent you at no cost to you. A hearing will be held on June 18, 2012 at 9:00 a.m., in Courtroom 1, at the Putnam County Courthouse, 3389 Winfield Road, Winfield, WV 25213 to consider whether to approve the Settlement and a request for attorneys’ fees and costs.
Get More Information
For more detailed information, to register, or view any Court documents, visit www.BibbClass.com, call toll-free 1-877-552-1274, or write to: Bibb Class, PO Box 1031, Minneapolis, MN 55440-1031.
Please do not call the Court or the Judge.
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CARISA FLOOD VINCENT
Vincent, who “always felt a need to give back to the community,” became an ER nurse in 2011. “I love the fast-paced environment.”
1995, age 24Bartlett, N.H.Public relations$18,500
2012, age 41Rio Rancho, N.M.ER nurse (RN)$47,698
AMELIA PARÉ
“I do reconstructive work on cancer patients to help them feel like themselves again. That’s worth more than money.”
2002, age 34PittsburghPlastic surgeon$125,000
2012, age 45PittsburghPlastic surgeon$150,000
BETH WREGEJASON HENNESSEY
Wrege went back to get a Ph.D. in fisheries and wildlife biology. She loves her government job, but it’s slated to end in August.
Hennessey says he misses being a DJ (and still has the equipment in his basement), but “it helped me grow and made me a good public speaker.”
2005, age 50Garner, N.C.Water specialist$75,000
2002, age 24Las VegasDJ$90,000
2012, age 57Land O’ Lakes, Fla.Hydrologist$81,500
2012, age 34Roswell, Ga.Marketing CEO$192,000
Hamm, 41, spent much of the ’90s going on auditions that went nowhere and waiting tables to
pay the rent. “I gave myself to my 30th birthday [to make it], and my 30th birthday actually happened on the set of We Were
Soldiers,” he told W magazine. But it wasn’t until 2007 and the breakout role of ad exec Don Draper on AMC’s Mad Men (for which he’s paid $175,000 per episode) that his career went supernova. “I loved the original script, but I thought, ‘Who’s going to watch this kind of show on some random cable channel?’ ” Millions of people, it turns out.
JON HAMMWaiter$14,350*
Actor, Mad Men
$2.3 million
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Deatherage became an Air Force Reserve Hurricane Hunter. “I feel I’ve done my part to predict storms and save lives.”
1992, age 33Biloxi, Miss.Meteorologist$42,000
2012, age 53Gulfport, Miss.Meteorologist$95,000
SARAH PALIN
Pundits can debate her decision to step down as Alaska governor, but the monetary advantages to leaving her public service post are beyond dispute.
“There are days of boredom, but also flashes of great excitement,” Schactler says. “I love the freedom to roam the ocean and work for yourself.”
1996, age 32Wasilla, AlaskaMayor of Wasilla$64,000
2003, age 50Kodiak, AlaskaFisherman$40,000
2012, age 48Wasilla, AlaskaFox News analyst$1 million
2012, age 59Kodiak, AlaskaCommercial fi sherman$120,000
Clarke’s at the same hair salon, but she’s cut back her hours to travel more. “I work less, but get paid more for it. I’m okay with that!”
2005, age 41DenverArtistic director$62,200
2012, age 48DenverMaster stylist$64,000
HENRY FOUST
“It’s wonderful to see kids 20 years later and learn what they got out of my class. And now I teach their kids, too!”
2001, age 43Pittsboro, N.C.Teacher$39,000
2012, age 55Pittsboro, N.C.Teacher$58,400
RONALD SONNIER
“I wanted to give back, so I started teaching at-risk teens to cook,” Sonnier says. He also lost over 200 pounds.
1995, age 45Baton Rouge, La.Chef$31,500
2012, age 62Baton Rouge, La.Culinary instructor$70,000
Joe: My best boss was the fi rst one I had out of law school, Ed Moore. He demanded excellence at all times, and he had little patience for careless mistakes. He was tough, but he was also very fair. I wanted to make him proud; I wanted him to say, “Good job, Joe.” He never raised his voice, and he gave positive feedback when it was warranted. With me, that wasn’t very often. Mika: Good bosses challenge you to bring out much more than you ever imagined you had in yourself. When I was at 60 Minutes, my boss, [executive producer] Jeff Fager, challenged me to strive for nothing less than complete and utter excellence, which was something I had never done before. Joe: My worst boss was somebody who showed favoritism in the offi ce and was overly emotional and erratic. One moment, he tried
to be your best friend, and then the next minute, he was your worst enemy. Mika: You can’t let a diffi cult boss defi ne you. In any relation-ship, you shouldn’t give up that control. I think women in particular worry about things they shouldn’t, like being liked or being popular. Joe: Because the job market is as tough as it is, if you have a diffi cult boss, the best thing you can do is to keep your head down and work as hard as you can for as long as you can with an eye toward going some-where else when the market gets better. Figure out what you can do at your job to make yourself invaluable. And then, when an opportunity comes along, fi nd somebody who inspires you. Mika: Joe is defi nitely a natural-born leader.Joe: Mika and I have slightly different management styles. I think a lot of it has to do with our backgrounds. Because my father and mother were always the employees instead of the employers, I have more of an open-door policy than Mika, whose father ran national security for the United States of America and was probably a bit less engaging with people in the offi ce. Mika and I balance each other out very well. She
has encouraged me to be less interested in
being everybody’s friend in the offi ce, because I am, after all, a southern politician.
And I have encouraged her to let her guard down
just a bit. We’re a good team.
SUNDAY JOE
Lessons From
the Corner
Offi ce
Tune in to Morning Joe on MSNBC,
weekdays from 6 to
9 a.m.
As a struggling actor in New York in the ’80s, Buscemi, 54, worked as a fi refi ghter (and,
at various points, as a dishwasher and an ice cream truck driver) before emerging as a scene stealer in such
fi lms as Reservoir Dogs; he’s also starred in six Coen brothers movies, including
Fargo. Last year, he won a Golden
Globe for his portrayal of a corrupt treasurer on HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, earning $75,000 an episode.
STEVE BUSCEMI
Firefi ghter$22,700
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ANDREA CLARKE
BRUCE SCHACTLER
Morning Joe’s Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough share a bit of workplace wisdom
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Business is brutal, but Perkins says, “I won’t give up. Where will I find another job? I’m the only one who will hire me.”
2003, age 50Springfi eld, Mo.Guitar shop owner$18,000
2012, age 59Springfi eld, Mo.Guitar shop owner$0
“I’ve always been passionate about public service and working with younger people,” Keisling says.
1992, age 36Portland, Ore.Secretary of state$61,500
2012, age 56Portland, Ore.College administrator$83,500
CARRON MORROW
“I have gone through the hardest years of my business since I was in PARADE. I used to have 10 employees—now it’s just my 82-year-old mother and me.”
1996, age 47Montgomery, Ala. Caterer $30,000
2012, age 63Montgomery, Ala. Caterer$30,000
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Seacrest proved his talent on his first radio job. His breezy way of chatting people up won him the hosting gig on a little show called American Idol.
Her pitch: She has “a great sense of Yuma!” The result: Engler has thrived in real estate booms and busts by adapting to change.
1995, age 20Los AngelesRadio host$10,800
1988, age 35Yuma, Ariz.Realtor$211,000
2012, age 37Los AngelesIdol host$15 million
2012, age 58Yuma, Ariz.Realtor$330,000
“I like that I’m my own boss. I don’t have to work all the time. My goal is to pay my daughters’ college tuition—beyond that, if it’s a nice day, I golf.”
1991, age 41Salem, N.H.Chimney sweep$22,700
2012, age 62Salem, N.H.Chimney sweep$35,000
The man behind the Wimpy Kid series (60 million books, two movies, and a Macy’s parade balloon to its credit) still likes working on video games.
Bond still conducts, but not full time. “It didn’t leave enough time for my first love—composing. Financially, I’ve taken a hit, but I’m much happier.”
2000, age 29BostonVideogame maker$52,000
1994, age 49New York CityConductor$80,000
2012, age 41 Plainville, Mass.Author$25 million
2012, age 66New York CityComposer$60,000
But wait! There’s more …
VICTORIA BOND
RYAN SEACREST
CAROL ENGLER
GLEN PERKINS
MARTIN WILAY
PHIL KEISLING
“I take people through the backcountry wilderness of Red Rock Canyon. I feel privileged to live and work here.”
2000, age 33Moab, UtahOwner, biking tours$26,000
2012, age 46Moab, UtahOwner, biking tours$30,000
KIRSTIN PETERSON JEFF KINNEY
NOW
While studying for her degree in metalwork and jewelry at the Maine College of Art in 1998, Estell waited tables to earn money, eventually landing a job at
one of the best restaurants in Portland. It was glamorous, but she wanted something more; in 2004 she bought a bead shop. “Then the recession hit,” says Estell. “I got behind on my rent. The shop went under.” Undeterred, she kept on making jewelry and now, she says, “I’ve reinvented myself; I had to make this work. I had no other choice.” Estell’s creations can be found at the Portland Museum of Art gift shop and on etsy.com—she even sells her wares at local farmers’ markets. Says Estell, “I like my situation because I have the freedom to do my own thing.” Seacrest pr
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2002, age 34Portland, Maine Waitress $18,000
2012, age 44Portland, MaineJewelry designer$24,000
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