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You’re aging when your actions creak louder than your words. ADRIAN TYDD, AGE 10, F R O M “ H A P P Y B I RT H D AY, Y O U P O O R O L D W R E C K ” M I LT O N B E R L E LAURENCE J. PETER I used to be indecisive... but now I’m not so sure.... MIKE KNOWLES B O S C O E P E RT W E ETRANSCRIPT
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06.06.10You’re aging when your actions creak louder than your words.
M I LT O N B E R L E
When you are old your body creaks and your knees knock and your teeth
fall out.A D R I A N T Y D D , AG E 1 0 ,
F R O M “H A P P Y B I RT H D AY, YO U P O O R O L D W R E C K ”
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L A U R E N C E J . P E T E R
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I used to be indecisive... but now I’m not so sure....
B O S C O E P E RT W E E
At my age I don’t care if my mind starts to wander
just as long as it comes back again.
M I K E K N O W L E S
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When you have a birthday and you are middle-aged
your friends all clink their glasses and cheer and it gives you a headache.
P H I L L I P B R O O K E , AG E 8 ,F R O M “H A P P Y B I RT H D AY, YO U P O O R O L D W R E C K ”
Just think, if only you could snap your fingers on the birthday you
wanted and never grow any older! HUH!Birthdays won’t even let you do that
because you’ve got that much artheritis your fingers won’t snap.
S U S A N C U R Z O N , AG E 1 2 ,F R O M “H A P P Y B I RT H D AY, YO U P O O R O L D W R E C K ”
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Middle age is when your age starts showing
around your middle.B O B H O P E
Middle age is when your wife tells you to pull in your stomach, and you already have.
J AC K B A R RY
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