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No. 30

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scholarship campaigns the follow-ing story direct from the McGillDaily should be of interest to S.C.students.

HEREANDTHERE

Augmentation of ,its present ser-vices and an increase in the totalnumber of services of the NationalFederation of Canadian UniversityStudents was announced by JohnH. McDonald, Federation President,recently .

The chief features of the revital-ised program announced by thepresident are the increase in theFederation's Scholarship, travel, an dInformation services . Additional ser-vices In the form pf an Employmen tBureau, a Dramatic Club clearinghouse, a student Radio Hour andthe formation of an advisory counci lwere announced . The next ExecutiveConference of the Federation wouldbe held in Ottawa on December 27,1939, McDonald said .

"On of the most Important thingsundertaken by the Federation, "stated McDonald, "was tho batik-lag of the Canadian UniversityPress. This has worked out so sue-aessfully that it Is now a vital fatefor in the life of every collegen wspap r in the Dominion. Butbesides basking the Canadian Uni-versity Press the federation basbeen quietly at work in a longrange and broad program which itnow heels should be announced toita members."The National Federation of Cana-

dian University Students is an organ-ization formed by the various Stu-dent.' Councils of Canada in orde rthat a certain mass bargainin gpower of student opinion might beutilized for the benefit of Canadia nStudents, he explained . Some of themost successful ventures of the Fed-eration have been in the developmentof the Canadian University Press, I nthe obtaining of reduced railwayfares for students travelling atChristmas time and the establish-merit of Exchange Scholarships—28of which are now open to applica-tion by Canadian Students.

The Federation is governed by aCouncil in which each member Stu -dent Society has one vote. This coun -cil meets once every two years an dlays dotrn a policy which is the ncarried out by the executive electe dby that Council. The last meeting ofthe Council was held in Winnipeg In1937 and the next meeting it wasannounced would be held in OttawaIn 1980.

For the further information ofscholarship conscious students wepublish the following excerpts fromthe new column "Canadian Campus,"by John H. MacDonald, last year'seditor of the McGill Daily, and foun-der of Canadian University Press ,as printed in the McGill Daily .

At the present moment the Fed-eration is offering more than twenty-five scholarships to the Students ofCanada tenable next session at Uni-versities throughout Canada. This isnot the place to elaborate on th escheme. Suffice it to nay that thisplan, which has been in operationfor over ten years has enabled mor ethan one hundred and twenty-fivestudents to take their work at auniversity in a different part ofCanada and thus to gain experienceand a knowledge of the country. Ifany of you are interested in thi smatter you should discuss it with th epresident of your Students' Councilor with the Registrar of your Uni-versity.

Expand Present PlansThis scholarship plan of the Fed-

eration has been so successful tha tthe executive has been encourage dand is seeking to increase it. Alreadymuch valuable work has been clonein this direction and it is hoped thatwithin the next few months we wil lbe able to announce that we hav eexpanded this plan to include Gradu-

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FROSH DRAWFOR FROLI CTODAY NOO N

The executive of Arts '42 announcethat the annual Fresh frolic will beheld Thursday night, Feb. 9, at thePalomar to the music of Trevor Pageand his orchestra .

The traditional class -draw will

be held today noon in the Audito-rium when Professor Gage, mas-ter of ceremonies, will read thenames of the partners as he drawsthem .Since there are more freshmen

than freshettes this year all un-drawn freshmen will receive an ex-tra ticket to take the girl of his

choice.

DRAW RECORD"A record of the draw will be kept, "

stated Proxy George Stanlats, "so ifany are in doubt as to the identityof their partners they may consultthe executive."

It la imperative that all Fresh beIn attendance so that any changescan be quickly made should thepartners desire.

Freshmen are . informed that i fthey wish to take an upperolass stu-dent in , place of the one drawn the ymust first make arrangements withtheir partner. In that eve they mustpurchase the second ticket .

TICKETS WEDNESDAYTlokels for the Fresh are obtain -

able upon presentation of their Stu -dents' pass at the Box Office in thequad tomorrow .

"Freshettes must get their owntickets ." said Stametis yesterday .Between three and four hundred

tickets will be available for upperclassstudents at two dollars per couple.These will be sold at the foot of theoaf stairs upon presentation of thestudents' pass .

DECORATIONS TOOThe Palomar will be decorated with

numerous streamers in the Varsitygold and blue. It is expected tha tfavors and novelties will be availablefor all .

Money Granted ForMemorial Building

PRESIDENT L. S. ILLiNOIS, chairman of the Board of Governors ,which has granted $20,000 to the Alma Mater Society for the Brock Mem-orial Union Building. Of this amount $80,000 will be given in ten instal-ments of $2,000 each, and the remainder to be used for connecting heatin gand light services in the building .

Weir Officially Opens .University Health Week;

Health Director SpeaksVenereal Diseases. and Resulting Conditions First Topi c

in Lecture Series ; Social and Economic Factor sAiding Infection Sprea d

"Our purpose is to break down public prejudice and publi chabits in order to bring a message of good health and a scientifi coutline, so that young people can avoid the pitfalls that beset th eolder adults," said the Hon. Dr. Weir when he officially declaredthe University Health Week open. The first of the series of ice-tures took place in the auditorium Monday noon and are sponsoredby the Monro Pre-Med Club and the Health Service .MENTAL INSTITUTIONS

a"Ten per cent of the cases in ou r

mental hospital Is due to venerealdisease and it I . steadily increasing, "continued the Minister of Health ."We would rather have the increasein attendance at this mental institu-tion, the University, rather than atEssondale . "

Dr. Weir introduced the speaker,Dr. Donald H. Williams, provincialdirector of public health, who is agraduate of the University of Mani-toba and did research work in ven-ereal diseases with the Mayo Broth-ers.

The spread of venereal diseasesconstitutes the most importantpublic health problem was the ex-pression of Dr. Williams.University students should under-

stand the facts concerning such prob-lems. Among the men, venereal dis-ease is acquired between the ages of20 to 80 years with 22 as the peak .

Co-eds will be the future homemak-ers and may be innocent victims ifthey do not understand the problemsof venereal diseases.LONGER LD3'E

The average man of today liveslonger than the average man of fiftyyears ago. This is the result of man ylives being saved during the firstperiod of life by public health meas-ures .

Little is done In the second halfwhich I. ravaged by cancer, heartdiseases and venereal disease.Comparing and contrasting th e

two main venereal diseases, gon-orrhea and syphlia, Dr . Williamsexplained that gonorrhea produce ssterility in both men and women fre-quently and is the cause of so manychildless marriages .GONORRHOE A

This type of disease is localised t othe site of origin, in chronic and ha sshown symptom. of inflammation .It is not transferable from mother tochild before birth, the treatment i sshort and easy but is infectious unti lthe patient is completely cured .

In Syphlis the infection lasts a lifetime if not cured or the resistance o fthe constitution is not strong. It be-comes chronic, spreads to every tie -

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Government Authorizes Ten Instalment Loa nof $2,500 ; Governors Give Additional

$4,000 Grant for 1939.40

The Board of Governors have granted $25,000 to the BrockMemorial Building fund it was announced in a letter received b yCarson McGuire last ,night. *40,000 of principal in now availabl eand construction will begin as soon as approximately *9,900 ca nbe realized to meet interest payments.

These figures represent the maximum cost of the building andit is possible that the required unit can be built at a coat of any -where from $35,000 principal and proportionately less interest .

'LOAN AUTHORIZEDS c h o 1 a r s h p Permission to make the loan whic h

will be in ten installments of $8,800 .0 0Campaign Well was received by the Board of Gov-

ernors on January 9 . The loan wasUnderway Here authorised by the Executive Counci l

and the Council of Public Instruo-tion of British Columbia.

Over a nation-wide hook-up of The Governors have agreed toC.B.C. stations Canadians heard Paul an additional grant of $4,000, In th eMartin, Ontario M.P., support the 1939.40 budget for the purpose ofCanadian Student Assembly Pan- Installing connecting servloe toCanadian half-million dollar scholar- the Brook Memorial Union Build -ship drive in the Canadian Forum lagprogram from 7.7.80 p .m. Sunday The total grant will be turned overevening!

to the Permanent Brook MemorialWednesday afternoon at 1 .16 p.m. Committee who are in charge of th eradio listeners will hear a second administration of all Brook Memo-program in the series over the C. rial Funds . The committee contains)B. C. hook-up from Winnipeg.

two A.M.S. representatives, OarsonIn Vancouver campaign activities McGuire, and Evan apRoberts, andare beginning to move swiftly, with is under the chairmanship of Mr .an high school principals giving their Sherwood Lett .undivided support to the scheme.STUDENT SPEAKERS .

PLANS TO BE SVRM I'ETEDDuring the past week U.B .O. atu- Plans for the building -are almos t

dent teachers have addressed student completed and will probably be sub-bodies in many of the local high mitted to the Students' Council i nschools, Including King Edward, the very near future . Working onPrince of Wales, Lord Byng, Kltsi- the sub-committee in charge of planslane, and two others. At all schools are Jack Davis, Jean Story, the tw ostudents have given enthusiastic student representatives of the mai nsupport and have endorsed resolu- committee, along with several facult yLions to Ottawa asking for the $500,- members .000 grant for scholarships .

Finances are being ironed out byNext Thursday the rest of the High Carson McGuire and Bob Smith ,

Schools in Vancouver will be ad- whose present plans are to amortisedressed, and students will be asked $40,000 principal over the ten year sto send a resolution to Ottawa .

by the $26,0000 grant from the Boar dAlso, In the near future student of Governors and $16,000 from bond s

teachers will visit schools in New floated by the Alma Mater Society .Westminster and North and South

The A.M.S, loan wail be financedVancouver.

by means of the 76e-$8.96 redistri-Letters have been sent to all or- button of the $3.00 student building

ganizatione and service clubs in Van- tee, which was authorised last tailoouver, and 10 replies have been re- by the student..(eived up to date, all favorable and

This plan leaves the interest pay-asking for speakers to address their mental still outst.nding. A commit-meetings. tee composed of an apRoberts and

Struan Robertson are working onmeans whereby the extra sum o fmoney can be raised . apRoberts hasbeen placed at the head of the com-mittee because of Ails success in pro-moting Homecoming and the Vie-toria Invasion.

8.30 .6.30 p.m.—Medical FUND SOURCES

Three possible sources of fundswhich are being considered are : TheBrook Memorial Ball and similarstudent functions ; a governmentgrant to cover the interest as in thecase of the Stadium bonds ; and AlmaMater Society funds now used foractivities.

Council members expressed them -selves as confident that the minorfinancial dif tculties would be worke dout without too much time being lostand that the Union Building will bea reality in the 1939-40 terms .

The idea to ask the Board of Gov-ernors for this grant is traced to theVictoria conference of members o fthe Campaign Committee .

It is thought that President Klinc kwas instrumental in the success ofthe plan which was placed befor ehim by Carson McGuire and EvanapRoberts.

LOAN FUND PROVIDEDBY UNIVERSITY LO.D•E•A loan fund of $100 has been made

available for the present session forwomen of the second, third andfourth years .

Loans will be made on the basis ofscholarship and financial need . Ap-plication forma may be obtained a tthe Bursar's Office .

This fund has been provided by beUniversity Chapter of the I .O,D,E .

CAMPAIGNERSENLIST AI DOF STUDENTS

The Campaign Committee appar-ently, has benefitted by the criticis mwhich they have received during thepast two weeks. Their minutes ofFebruary 3 contain several points ofreorganisation which closely followsuggestions made by Jr. Member EvanapRoberta ,

MORE UNDERGRADUATESFollowing Evan's suggestions that

the Alumni and Undergraduate com-mittees should be separate, the min-ute was passed .

"That this committee . . . recom-mends that it be enlarged to includemore undergraduate students . . . inview of the fact that during the pas-sage of time most of the membershave graduated; and that subse-quently the committee be divided in -to two groups: one to be an Under -graduate committee carrying on theactive work of the campaign as acommittee of the Alma Mater Socie-ty ; and the other to be a graduat ecommittee to act in an advisory ca-pacity on matters of policy, the ap-pointment of further committeemembers to be left to Council

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COMMITTEES AIM SThe minutes further outlined par-

ticular aspects of the CampaignCommittee's aims, to supplementthose outlined in their constitutionwhich was published in the first edi-tion of the Ubyssey last fall . Thepoints mentioned are :

"Promoting the construction of th ebuilding, or buildings for which th egovernment has voted the sum of$350,000 ."

The Campaign Committee havereceived news and correspondencewhich leads them to believe that a

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Last Saturday morning. while backstage, our staff photographersmelt something burning and decided to Investigate . As he groped hi sway through the smoke-Ailed auditorium, he tripped the shatter of hiscamera, and here is the result. The three gentlemen among the wreathsof smoke are Mr. W. Gage. Mr. E. V. Young and Mr. Haydn Wililulms.Mr. Young is the dramatic director of the Musical Society's production ,"Serenade," while Mr. Williams is musical director and Mr. Gage i sassistant dramatic director. When photographed they were taking timeoff to admire their handiwork, and not trying to set the auditoriu mon fire

Refreshments will be served at th emain lunch counter if and only Ifthe freshmen retain the stubs ontheir tickets. Otherwise they mustpay for their eats.The dancing will commence at 9

p.m. and finish at 1 a .m.Remember Fresh; this is your fro -

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Health week, a program which is being sponsored on the cam -

pus this week 'by the Monro Pre-Medical Club, has had an excel -

lent commencement. Many speakers have been brought to th e

campus in the past, and many of these speakers are the fines t

authorities in their field . But there has never been a noon-hour

lecture given to the students during the past four years which has

been received with quite as much enthusiasm as was the lectur e

given yesterday.

The students appreciate ' the effort expended by the Medica l

Club in sponsoring such an ambitious program . If we may judge

from the effect made or; those attending the meeting yesterda y

noon, we can safely say that health week has already been a sue-

eess,

But yesterday 'a meeting was only a beginning. The club plan

to present a series of films and lectures which, judging from a pre -

showing, will be of great interest to every member of the studen t

body. Many drives and publicity campaigns have been sponsore d

on this campus, but we may say that none have been so wel l

handled or so immediately beneficial as has been the first day o f

Health Week.

CAMPAIGN COMMITTEE REORGANIZED

For the past two weeks we have been awaiting the results o f

a motion proppaed by Council's Junior Member, Evan apRoberts .

During that tiifle it was not clear to us what were the facts o n

which Evan based his accusations . We suggested the possibility

that he had nothing back of his statements . We waited for th e

Campaign Committee to submit their report of progress . Through -

out the entire fortnight we wondered exactly what Evan did hav e

back of his belief. We are still not sure what he was driving at ,

or if he was driving at anything in particular .

During this period of time the Campaign Committee swun g

into a period of great activity. They met several times a wee k

and did not leave their meetings for hours at a time . But it was

evident from their attitude that they believed themselves guilt y

of some of the accusations . In fact they have taken steps to re-

organize their group . In other words, although we do not kno w

exactly what was meant by apRoberts, the Campaign Committe e

give the appearance of a clear insight into the matter .

Consequently we say that if we have in any way given the

appearance of doubting Evan 's good faith or veracity, such is not

our opinion . We wish to compliment him on the results of hi s

tabled motion. The committee against which he levelled his criti-

cism have nothing hut 'food words -for him and we, too, lutist give

him his due . He has produced some sort of internal reform in our

committee .

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EditorJames Macfarlane

~ditoriacls, .HEALTH WEEK

It was quite a week-end, wasn't it ?Every one on the Campus appears to

have absorbed a miteTHE KING'S of Anglican culture ,ENGLISH

for the English so -. cents are 'somethinghorrible' at the moment. We, ofcourse, feel a trifle sensitive abou taccents, particularly as our connec-tion with Victoria is particularl ystrengthy.

But on the whole the Capital Cityreacted very positively to the invad-ing horde of 'little barbarians' fromthe windswept steppes of Point Grey.We noticed in the press in Victoriaon Sunday morning no violent out-bursts of passion against the Univer-sity, although they obuld not accoun tfor the defeat of their valiant heroesof the Crimson sweaters. They re -signed themselves to the fact thatFate was against them, we suppose .

On our return to the University ,however, we ran into a group of

students who are oftenAND THE labelled as "those o fTHESPIANS the English accents .'

We refer to the Play-ers of the Campus . It is our boun-den duty to point out to the misin-formed that the Players Club exem-plifles very little that Is English .There are some members with a ting eof the Oxford pronunciation, but veryfew that are genuine Anglicans.

The Thespians are very amusin gat this time of year, for they are al lcasting their verbal pearls before lit-erary swine like ourselves . . . whichis a bad thing .

They have chosen a play calle d"The Curtain Rises," by Benjami nM. Kaye. We don't ken Mr. Kaye ,nor do we ken the play. In spite ofthis disadvantage the play is verygood !

We were sitting amongst a meleeof actors, and decided to 'discover

their reactions toTHEIR IDEAS the choice of play.

We questioned the mthus : "And what might you be think-ing of the new play?" This was abad start for the play is not Irleh .They told me that very forcefully !

Finally one answered : "I don't likeit. ,, This was better . We questionedthem further with the same inter-rogation . Said another, "Well . . ,yes . , . elephants are pink aren'tthey?" We feel that possibly th eperson in question was attempting tobe non-commital.

But another soon volunteered that,"From the point of view of the Clu bthe play was the best one they couldget" ; and at once another shriekedthat, "From the point of view of Artit was not the best they could get ."So where are we ?

Pressing our point we managed t osqueeze out a tittle more information.

Another member claim-AND ed that the play "was aOPINIONS magnilcent exhibition

of drivel ." Sounds like 'good stuff. Following this up w ewere given the opinions of the stage-crew : "The play gives plenty of scopefor the imagination ; the action re-volves about a cocktail stand . , , ,which doesn't mean a thing!" An dagain, "The setting for the play wil lbe so modern as to give chromiu mplated cubism a mediaeval ring . "

By this time we were in a mud-dle . And that's a bad thing. Wefound after another hour that th ereason for the quaint processes o fthought amongst the Players is tha tthey really feel that "Mr. Kaye doesnot know enough about the facts oflife ." And a second reason is tha tthe play is not uniform in its pas-sionate intensity. One actor scream-ed "It's awfully mushy. I have nochance to kiss in the second Act, an dfifteen in the last! "

And so another Spring perform-ance approaches . We trust its r e-ception will be more coherent tha nthe opinions of the participant stherein . "After all," said oue, "it isonly light entertainment, with noth-ing behind it—absolutely nothing .

PROGRES SOF GERMAN YAT INSTITUT E

At the regular Saturday night lec-ture of the Vancouver Institute, Dr .Isabel Maclnnes gave an interestinglecture on "The Medieval Germa nTown," with lantern-slide illustra-tions ,

Miss Maclnnes, who has spentmany years in Germany, traced i nher lecture the development of med-ieval Germany from a series of pure-ly agricultural communities to indi-vidual and independent towns, richfrom the proceeds of commerce, se-cure behind their thick stone walla ,GUILDS FORMED.

When the trades and handicraftsdeveloped, the citizens become morepowerful, forming guilds, and de-manding "Relohfretheit" or auton-omy from their overlords . They real-ised the force of combined action ,and their guilds became not onlyeconomic, but social and benevolentorganizations .

The latter half of the lecture wasillustrated by a series of lantern-slides, depicting the main features o fthe towns of that period : market-places, walls, city halls, cathedrals,land private houses.

The next lecture, which win takeplace or, Feb . 11, will be given by Mr .Roger Ouimet, Rockefeller Lecturer ,on "The French-Canadian View ofConfederation . "

HEALTH FILMSTO BE SHOW NWEDNESDAY

As a feature of "Health Week" onthe campus, six films of a medicalnature will be shown in Applied Sci-ence 100 on Wednesday, Feb . 8 be-tween 8 .80 and 8.30 .

Dr. Brandon of the UniversityHealth Service, will provide thecommentary on the alma, each ofwhich win run for approximatelytwenty minutes.Included in the showing will be a

Alm on diagnostic and therapeutictechnic, among these, the Bahia Tea tfor diphtheria, mercuric corrections,and methods of obtaining blood fromthe juglar vein .BLOOD TRANSFUSION S

Three methods for performingblood transfusions will be shown, aswell as a short reel on the restora-tion of function of harelip and cleftpalate . In this latter picture, partic-ularly interesting are the "before"and "after" shots of patients ,

"The Preparation of Codlver Oil"and "Vitamins" are othe r pictures ofa non-operatory nature.

"Allergy," its forma and treatment ,will Interest those who are addictedto that perennial bugbear, hayfever,and all its tribe .OPERATION

An operatory film entitled "Goi-tre Surgery" will .be presented to-wards the end of the showing, sothat those of the audience who pre-fer not to view anything really Gory ,may leave the lecture .

To these showings, sponsored bythe Monrae Pre-medical Club, thepublic is cordially invited.

"READJUSTMENT OFCRIMINALS" THURS.

SYMPOSIUM TOPIC"How can we in B .C . foster the re -

adjustment of criminals to civilianlife?" will be the subject of a sym-posium to be held by the Women'sPublic Speaking Club on Thursda yat noon in Arta 104 .

Catherine Burnett will give theAnalysis ; the solutions, Betty Hen-derson and Mary Ryan. Emily Frase rwill deliver the summary .

The lines are not even risque! "We suppose the Players' Club i s

an institution on the Campus thatlives up to the tra -

AND ditions and cast-CONCLUSIONS oms, but we wish

that these were abit more rational and intelligible toa layman such as ourselves .

R. H. Marlow, society photogra-pher, for fine portraits, phone Tri p ,2157 .

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ate Students as well as the presentundergraduates ,

The Federation is also seeking t omake this plan an International ven-ture and we are attempting to obtainexchange scholarship privileges withcertain American, British and Euro-pean Universities .

In all cases of Federation Ex-change Scholarships It must bepointed out that tuition for thescholar is provided by the Univer-sity receiving the student and greatcredit must go to those Universitie swho have so co-operated with you rFederation .

Recently the Federation has bee napproached by members asking u sto bring pressure to bear upon theFederal Government to grant moneyfor a scheme of scholarships . Thishas been carefully considered an dthe Federation while thoroughly i nfavour of the principle of Govern-ment Subsidized Scholarships feel,that it cannot back any plan unti la method of administering suchscholarships when obtained has bee nworked out and a practical methodof approaching the proper govern-ments has been devised . The Fed-eration feels it cannot endorse an yplans in which there is grave dange rof the money allotted becoming ameans of political patronage,

Suggest National BoardThe Federation feels that the best

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the Fedebstlons' plan to appoint anadvisory council lies a suggestion ofthis nature—which point will beelaborated in a subsequent article.The officers of the Federation feelthat at the present session the Fed-eral Government is too occupied withpressing matters to consider a schol-arship scheme—if indeed it fall swithin their jurlidiotion . And there-fore feels that it is advisable to con-centrate on our present plans whichhave been so successful in the pastand which hold such promise forthe future .

In the near future the-N,F,C .U.S.will publish a handbook in whic hwill be listed all the scholarshipsavailable to Canadian students—bot hat home, in the United States an din all countries of the world . It ishoped that such a book will be readyfor distribution in the autumn of thi syear .

EDITOR'S NOTE : In Friday's issu ea resume of the Canadian scholar-ship situation will be published i nthis column with special referenceto the present Canadian Studen tAssembly nation-wide campaign tosecure a half-million dollar gran tfrom Ottawa for national matricula-tion scholarships, the principle ofwhich the N.F.C .U.S . endorses, 'bu twhich, for, various reasons state dabove, does not, as yet, activelysupport .

S . C. M.The S. C. M. Vesper Service will

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THE UBYSSEY

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CHANG SUEYAND

The Case of Sherbert's"Lemonade"

tell 'em apart without a program !Know who you're hlttin ; folks, knowwho you're hlttin'! "

Then the curtain rose on the color-ful scene of the camp of the bandits,with their leader, Romero (DerrickMacDarnit) . For a short while,everything went smoothly ; but sud-denly, the audience became aware o fthe Saot that an awkward silenc ehad crept onto the stage . The silencewas followed by an even more awk-ward lull . Romero looked at the ban-dits, and the bandits looked back atRomero.

"We could play billiard., if we hada CUE!" shouted Romero, in a des-perate attempt to make conversa-tion .

But nothing continued to happen .The enterprising gentleman starte dwalking up and down the stelesagain, yelling:

"Hot dawge! Hot dawg.! Get 'emwhile they're still yapping, folks! "

A hot game of "Bottle, bottle ,who's got the bottle," was spreadingout from Mr. Hedgequiok's corner.

Then, suddenly, things started hap-pening on the stage . A white back-drop clumped down in front of thescenery, enthroning three of the ban-dits . A. hugs, red sign was printedon it.

"YOU SAY IT WITH PLOWERS,AND WE SUPPLY THE BODIES"—Chang Suey Enterprise ., Ina.

It was immediately followed by asecond backdrop, that, brought thetotal of cold bandits up to on evenhalf-dosen .

"DOES YOUR HEAD ACHE ?COME TO US, WE'LL GET RIDOF IT FOR YOU."—C . Suey and Co .

Then the tardy Duke of SantaCrux (Flank Scratch) tottered ou tonto the stage, stared dumbly at theaudience, waved a flabby hand at thewing., and croaked :

"Chang Suey! "Pandemonium broke loose as th e

Duke fainted into a waiting tuba ,and the horrible laugh of Chan gSuey rang out behind the scenery .

(Walt till Tartan yodels for hi slarge-type elephants! We heard tha tOscar Scrlbblewell, ace reporter wa son the Victoria Invasion! Right ?Read between the lines.

HIGHWAY GUARD RAILSFILM FOR ENGINEER S

"Tests on.' Various Highway GuardRails" film will be shown in the YorkRoom of the Hotel Georgia on Thurs -day, February 9, at 8 .15 p .m, by theVancouver Branch of the Engineer -ing Institute ,

This film, prepared by the MissouriState Highway Commission will b ecommented on by A. E. Foreman ,Esq ., M,E,I,C ., consulting engineer .Ernest Smith, will be

chairman for the evening ; the publicis cordially invited .

NATIONS MINGLE ATCOSMOPOLITAN PARTY

The International Party, sponsore deach year by the Cosmopolitan Club,will be held Tuesday, February 7, inthe Deutschland Cafe. A Dutch Treatparty has been planned, at a totalcost per person of 50 cents for acomplete evening's fun .

International parties have in thepast years earned a reputation fo rthe friendly spirit which as bee nshown among all the differen tnationalities represented . There wil lbe no exception this year, so if yo ufeel you would like to go, get you rticket from Verna Black, Norm aDobson, Yoshio Hyoda, Alf Kitchen ,or any other of the club members .

With apologies, I resurrect thi spoem, from the peat in honour o fHealth Week.

Look Before You Li pBefore I heard the doctors tell

The dangers of a kiss ,I considered Manus you

The nearest thing to bliss .But now I know Biology ,

I .it and sigh and moan .Six million mad Bacteria

I thought we were alone !•

A quiet room with the lights turnedlow ,

A soft touch on my shoulder ,A warm breath on my cheek ,A little face against my own—

Who let that cat in ?

POEMS . . .and STUFF

Compiled by LEWIS ROBINSON

Robert Straight

MORE GRADSIN PRISO NTHAN OUT U.S .

"In a certain part of the Unite dStates there are more college grad-uates Inside prison walls than out -side . As an average example, collegestudents here today will find it har dto take." Such was one of the manystartling statements made by Mr.Robert Straight, vocational guidanc eexpert, in his address to students inArts 100, Friday noon .OCCUPATION CHOICE .

When choosing an occupation, th efollowing points should be consider-ed . The importance of the position a scompared with others, the possibili-ties for the future, and the extent ofits organisation should be investi-gated before a decision is reached .

The applicant should take Intoconsideration his sex, race, andnatlonallty. A most essential stud yshould be the economic and wank-ing conditions of the occupation .The opportunities to learn together

with qualifications required, whetherinside or outside the industry itself,are worthy of study as well as theopportunities for promotion in thechosen position .ENGINEERS I. Q.

On top are civil engineers, runninga very clew second 'are chem. engi -neers, and third place are teachersof elementary schools.

Factory packers and sorters arelowest with hairdressers, carpentersand nurses coining close to the last.

Mr. Straight offered to give any-one an intelligence teat or give themthe results of any teats that they mayhave taken , in high school.

(Continued from .Pap One)sus of the body and 'ceases disorder sof the nervous centres agd'haart .

In Vancouver 10.19% , thisheart deaths are due to syphlU andmany nervous dliorders. Syp141 slowers the resistance so that thevictim succumbs more readily .

,This disease is transferable fro m

mother to child before birth, withresulting premature births, stil lbirth, and maimed and blinded chil-dren .CURE TREATMEN T

The period of infection lasts fora short time after the commence-ment of cure treatments, but if th epatient leaven before completel ycured, it becomes infectious again .

Cure can be accomplished fo rthese diseases and healthy off-spring may result.Many are on relief as a direct re-

sult of this type of disease and com ein from the miner and lumber dis-tricts to live in the metropolis . Manyare partially disabled and become aliability to the community .

Wherever economic conditions pre-vent marriage, frequently a prosti-tute is made . If the pre-marital testgoes into effect many women and un-born children will be protected .CITIZENS PROBLEM

'Venereal disease is the problem of

every citizen and the best method ofcontrol is to start with the root an dsource of the spreading of the infec-tion, which is with the prostitutes .

In Vancouver, . 72% of the meninfected, have cntracted the Ms-ease from prostitutes.Prostitutes are never segregated ,

they are always moving to avoid th ehealth authorities, and present forg-ed medical certificates to satisfygullible men .

Others to satisfy the medicalprofession send new recruits oruninfected prostitutes to be exam-ined and then use their medicalcertificate."It is impossible to wipe out pros-

titution," stated Dr. Williams, "butit is possible to reduce it and at th esame time, that will reduce the num-ber of cases of venereal disease an dits spread . "NATIONAL SCOURGE

"The Indians of our province areas badly scourged with venereal dis-ease as with tuberculosis," added Dr .Williams .

At the League of Nations in 1934It was revealed that the incidenceof venereal disease was highestamong the Latin races and In NorthAmerica,In Canada there is a criminal code

which if enforced would prosecut ethe habitues of houses of prostitu-tion and would thereby limit thenumber of houses and consequentlydiscourage many from continuing i nthe profession .

In Vancouver the venereal diseas eclinic provides specific medicationfor patients, free advice and treat-ment outline to any physician, an don requeat give examination to theindividual patient .

WIWAMS

German Exchange Student

Describes Home Campus

CHAPTER FOURTEENSuet' Joins a Society

Guttering candles were sweepingthe sky with their powerful beams ,proclaiming the opening of Sher-bert's "Lemonade ." Milling aroun din the foyer of the UniversityTheatre were a brilliant crowd ofpeople, and a eolenceman .

The eolenceman was dressed form-ally in a shirt, and was featuringthe new naked midriff between hi svest and his trousers . His tartan ti ewent well with his bag-pipey leg-wear.

Also outatandlng among thenotables was a young I DeltaSlamma, who was attracting con-siderable attention by wearing adress.Several freshettes standing in th e

lobby were doing things to cigar-ettes that shouldn't happen to a dog.They were wearing the ,traditionalgreen around the gills .

DODGING THE BARRELSAmong the first of the celebrities

to arrive was Barrel Daidwood, wh oclipped in unobtrusively with hi stongue sporting a beautiful, dark -brown, hangover coat, with a furcollar and a belt in the back .

A pair of C.P.B. redcaps werecarrying the bags under Barrol'sbloodshot lamps. Barrel had justreturned home, after spending twoweeks on the North Van. ferry,waiting for it to get into Victoria.

Next, Rangy (Snowhlte) Matter,the Himalaya hambone, minced in ,to be stopped by Mary Ann, obtuseUbywey scribe, whose only claim tofame Is her record of 8792 x's tothe mile . Mary Ann opened up he rnotebook .

"No autographs! No autographs!"protested Snowhlte, looking around

, for a pen ."Would you mind tolling the

Ubyssey what you think of thisgroat opening of "Lemonade," Mr.Matter?" asked Mary Ann, coylydapping her great, big ears ."I probably would never have won

the Miller Cup if I hadn't had a goo dteam behind me!" declared Rangy,modestly.

ENTER INNext, Mr. Hedgequick arrived with

a little beauty weighing in at about26 fluid ounces when bottled. Mr .Hedgequick had left a New Year' sEve party just to be present .

"Yippee!" was the only thing hehad to say to the press at that time .

Resplendent In a tuxedo espeol-ally rented for the evening, Show -en Oflteld was standing In theaisle, telling the people where togo.The people returned the favour by

standing in the aisle and tellingShowen where to go.

Finally, everyone was seated, andthe fateful hour arrived . Mr. Gaug estepped out in front of the curtain .

"Ladies and gentleman," he said ,"we are asking you to remembe ronly one thing this evening

Here his face took on a look o ffiendish glee. " . . . and that is—that we outnumber you 2 to 1! "

This was roundly booed by Mr .Hedgequick, who proceeded to nar-rate with gestures how he had ,single-handed, put to route threepink elephants, a cerise python, an da lacey penguin, with only a glassof water and two dozen aspirin.

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ilar to that of Canadian universities ,declared Alphonse Oesterle, exchang estudent from Germany, when inter-viewed amidst the usual afternoonuproar of the oaf last week .

Mr. Oesterle, a native of Karls-ruhe, is a graduate of the Universit yof Freiburg near the Black Forest ofGermany. Through the National Ex-change Scheme, the members of th ePhi Delta Theta Fraternity on thiscampus arranged that he shouldspend a year in British Columbia,

NO CHOICEHe had no choice in the Canadian

University he was to attend . Ex-change students from Canada, how-ever, can state their preference o fthe German Universities, By thisarrangement the student receivesfree board and a consideration offees ,ACADEMIC STUDIES

Registered in third year at theU.B .C., Mr. Oesterle in taking Eng-lish 9, Economics 4, AgriculturalEconomics 2, Government 2 and His-tory 11 . He in also engaged on hi sPh.D. thesis "Tenancy in Canada."

We asked him if he found thestrange language a drawback in hi swork here . He replied that becausehe had studied English for thre eyears at home, he had little dimcultyafter the first while .

But he still finds our colloquial-bonus strange. Especially was hepuseled when he was asked by thesolicitous fraternity boys after hisfirst day here 'bow he was gettingalong.'Life, we discovered, is not all toi l

at the University of Freiburg. Forone thing, the lectures are on a dif-ferent basis than here. They aremore like public addresses and theprofessors never call the roll . It Isliterally Tuum est.NO CAMPU S

Mr. Oesterle'n college, like many ofthose in Europe has no campus . Itis situated in the middle of a realuniversity town. Therefore the stu-dents haven't so much scope for re -creational walking.

They have their oaf, which, ac-cording to Mr. Oesterle, is the beat

lunioned to hear that even In Ger-many where one would imaginebeer would flow like water, there i snone served in the oaf."One must go around the corner to

a restaurant for it," says Mr. Oes-terle with a longing look in his eye .

However, it is more assessabl esince no dri'ver's license or similardocuments need be shown to provethat you have reached an age of dis-cretion.SKIING AND SOCIALS

One of the most popular forms ofrecreation for the Freiburg studentis skiing. Like our enthusiasts here ,they band together in groups to rentcabins and spend the week end ski-ing on the mountains of the BlackForest district.

Another difference between ourstudents and those of Germany i sthat the Germans are older than thei rCanadian prototypes .

This Is because the men are re-quired to serve two year* militaryeervlee • and the girls one yearlearning household management.But these added yearn do not de-

tract from their enjoyment of socia l

and women. A large number of themare not SANS a desire to turn 'ex-hibitionist' when they hit town witha six months stake .

Those of us who could have bee namong the SANS boys, and at onetime have been and worked andsaved our money for our education .

We do not consider ourselves suck-ers at all because we have done this ;we believe that the suckers are thosewho 'beef' about the system, thetimes, and the . government, mean-while expecting some man with asense of decency and self respect tosupport them and all their parasiti cdemands .

We still think that the HAVENOTSpay more than ninety-five per cent .of their education cost, J . P. and th eSANS boys to the contrary .

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building of this cat will be erectedthis year."The prevention of any possible fu-

ture limitation of attendance at theUniversity," and "obtaining, subse-quent to the enlargement of facili-ties and attendance at the University ,of more reasonable rate of fees . "

A full report of progress was sub-mitted by the committee last flightat the request of Students' Council.The details will be published in alater issue of the Ubyasey .

life . Although their functions aremuch like ours, one thing puzzle dMr. Oeeterlo at the junior prom, h ejust couldn't imagine the purpose ofall the little books with thetr .t-tendant pencils .BUXOM CO-EDS

The German co-eds, despite popu-lar opinion are not more buxom thanours. It is true, however, that theydo like their beer .

But a German Casanova alwaysbuys his co-ed wine when he is reallytrying to impress her with hischarms.

We asked him If the fraulelnsof Freiburg differed from the girlshere, to which he replied reason-ably, "Well, they are very muchthe same except that they speakGerman . "One interesting feature of German

University life 1s their Health In-surance policy. Each student, upo nentering college pays five marks ,which taken care of him in case ofsickness or accident. The skiingaccidents, however, became so num-erous that they were forced to pu tthis sport in a class by itself .

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Today we are in a curious mood ;and in such a condition we are sud-denly inflicted with an insatiable de-sire to think and to reflect.COST OF EDUCATION .

During our reflections we thought -fully considered the coat of educationin this present day ; the coat as borneby you, by us, and by Joseph J. Pub-lique .

As was inevitable we could notrefrain from contemplating the dif-ferent types of peoples in the worl dwho seek to acquire an education . Asyou all know, there are many classesof peoples . For the sake of brevity we.will divide them into the HAVES andthe HAVENOTS. The HAVES ar ethose who have parents with anabundant hupply of money. TheHAVENOTS are those who have notparenta with lota•of money.

The HAVES are divided into twogroups. There are those who workfor their education because theyrealise that independence is an es-sential quality to have. And thenthere are the others.

HAVENOTS.Now we come to the HAVENOTS ,

These are the persons who by th esweat on their collective brows toilIn the summer as miners, as Asher-men, as logger., as ranch hands, a struck drivers, as mechanics ; so thatthey can earn the necessary $17 5dollars plus, to continue or start theireducation at the University of B .C .

These are the persona who scrim ptheir way through college in pursuitof an education, e0 that they canbetter social, scientific and politicalconditions in our present civilisation.These are the peoples who sacrific etheir youth in a period of self denialso that they can later on be in aposition to help humanity .

These are the people who protestedagainst the $28 Increase in the feeslast~s~~'ing .

T}lttllee to them means th ediffeiengo twain a new. pair ofshoes, a new dreill; a new boat, in-stead of laborious mending andpata)MM. It means that they cap go

a te1f•tent show and 'see some of lecture room, We were very dWl•,the bettdr %inures instead of notgoing at all . It" does not mean leasdancing at the Coiiunodore or Cave ,for these students have never seennor do they want to see these places .

We think that the picture of th eHAVENOTS is fairly clear .JOE.

Next we consider Joe . We will ad-mit that Joe is a nice figure whe nhe is regarded collectively . But takeJoe Publique apart ; and consider JoeEgo and what do we find .

We find that J. E. contributes notso much to your and our education .He sends hill own children to hig hschools; if he doesn't why all thistalk of over-crowding in the highschools of Vancouver today? Hischildren receive free tuition for thegreater part of their school years ; infact, right up to Junior matrlo ,

All J. E. pays is the small coat ofthe text books, which former hig hschool .atudents know is lnfihlteama lcompared to the cat of the Univer-aity texts . Yes. he also pays incident-als connected with education .

Now, we all admit that J. E. anda few more J . E.'s pay indirect taxes ;and that part of this tax goes to themaintenance of the schools in thisprovince. What we would like toknow is just what percent of this taxis apportioned over to the U .B.C. andin the form of grants .SANS.

Again we would like to know justwho, of Joe Publique, pays the taxes.Is it the transient population thatgoes by "liana overcoat, sans rubbers ,sans shoes, sans shirt" or is it thelandowners, and that steady popu-lation that is the backbone of theprovince ?

We know lots of these SANS boys ;our observation and knowledge ofthose living on THE SKIDROADPALACE is that they are not SANSan addiction for liquor, cards, horses,

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hour of midnight. The place: onboard the "Princess Norah" as sheslipped over the rolling waters of theGulf, bringing the "invaders" backfrom Victoria . The cast: Mary Ann ,and a young man with a very im-portant position on the campus .

The plot: Mary Ann holding theyoung man's hand, and mouthingsweet motherly things in his ear, a she. disgorged several helpings of theEmpress Hotel's best pastry over th elee-rail .

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ST. MARTINS PLAY. VA RSI 7 Y TODAY NOONINVASION RESULTS ;

Varsity, 18—Victoria, 8 ,U.B.O., 8-College, 8

Dominoes, 43-Varsity, 29Victoria Hockey, 2—Varsity 1

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, February 7, 1939

Varsity Takes McKechnie Tilt 16.6

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Bird Stars As 'BirdiesDown Fighting Redmen

By FRANK TURNERGive them an old school tie setting, co-educational clamour

and Collegiate banners flying, then watch Varsity Thunderbirdszoom gracefully upward into rugger upper strata alighting onlywhen the victory zone has been reached. That's just another wayof saying Coach A . B. Carey's fifteen stalwart ruggers flashe dnear-perfect form last Saturday afternoon in Victoria's Mac -Donald Park to soundly trounce the Capital City's Crimson Tid e16-6 in a thrilling McKechnie Cut battle.

By BASIL ROBINSO NMr. M. L. Van Vliet and the squad of basketball players h e

coaches will step•up one more rung in their long ladder of exhibi-tion tilts tomorrow in the Gym, when they entertain St . Martin'sCollege, Lacey, Washington, in another noon-hour epic ,

Manager Alex Charters has a rather complicated line whic hhe is using to publicize this game. In an effort to draw a goodlycrowd to the Gym, the Ubyssey will attempt a synopsis of Mr .Charters' line of thought and speech .

"How good are they? Ohl prettyfair, pretty fair. V'see, St. Martins'College play just about the samebrand of basketball as do SeattleCollege. And on our Christmasbarnstorming tour, we Net (don' tyou love the "just") lost to SeattleCollege . "Here we insert a sub-illustration o f

Mr. Charters' publicity gag. You see,Seattle College will be up here tooppose the Thunderbirds on Fridayevening, and so, by that neat littl ecomparison, our astute manager waskilling two birds (ordinary birds notThunderbirds) with one stone .BACK TO NORM

If you're tired of this semi-conver-sational diction by now, we'll revertto a more or less normal style .

In between these two promisin gexhibition games on Tuesday an dFriday, the eager* will also have tosettle the small matter of two leaguegames, Wednesday and Saturday.

Wednesday night Stacy'* wil ltravel to the campus to be deal twith, and Saturday, Ranh Matthisonwill lead the boys down to the V.A.C.gym where they will meet Tooke*.Both these games are absolutelycrucial as victories would mean Var-sity Is conceded a reasonable chanceof making the playoffs, while one o rtwo losses would almost certainl ypull down the shutters on campu shopes .

And now, the schedule for theweek :

Tuesday, noon, Varsity vs. St.Martin's College.

Wednesday, 9 p.m., Varsity vs.Stacy's.

Friday, 9 p.m., Varsity vs. SeattleCollege.

All games at Varsity Gym.The game Saturday night, bring-

ing together Varsity and Tooke* gil lprobably be the second in the double -header at V .A .C .

In vase you're wondering, the Vic-toria Dominoes defeated the Maury-men 48-29 Saturday at the Hig hSchool Gym in the Capital City .

The uncanny long - shooting o f"Busher" Jackson for the locals spel-led defeat for the campusmen, whoforestalled the flashy Domino offen-sive with a smooth-working zone de-fense.

By Straight led the Thunderbir dscorers with 8 points, while BannMatthison, who played the wholegame and was probably the bes tman "afloor," came second with 8

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The Blue and Gold triumph de -finitely achieved a trio of satisfyingresult . : (1) Spelled superb successof the annual Invasion. (2) Broughtinitial doom for the Islanders i nmatch play this year . (8) Createdpossibility for Varsity's retention o fthe gonfalon.

ALL GOODEvery member of the Point Gre y

student squad turned in above-pa rexhibitions, but fullback Johnny Bird ,threes Harry Lumeden and To dTrembley and forward Jim Harme rdeserve extra orchids for magnifi-cent performances. Victoria's JackGrogan, who made more than theodd fumble during the afternoon ,collected the locals' six-point tota lon a braes of penalty boots.

Varsity's stook on the kick ex-change which opened with the startof the tilt was slightly higher thanthe Victorians', as Bird consistentl yout-booted Grogan during the first10 minutes. Finally, a couple of min-utes later Captain Strat Legget topened the scoring for U.B.O. with abrilliant kick and follow up effort.Harmer failed to convert. Grogantied it up at 8-all with a penalty alittle later .

BIRD BOOTS 'EMJohnny Bird again scintillate d

when he planted the sphere betwee nthe uprights from thirty yards ou tto complete another three-quartereffort which booted the count to 7-8for Varsity. At this stage of thegame It was mostly Victoria for-wards vs . Varsity threes.

Tod Tremblay, speedy loper an dopportunist, intercepted Barber'spass at the middle stripe and rompe dthe rest of the way for a crucial try.This left the score 10-8 for V.B.C.at the half.

Conductor Delamont's Varsity Ban dmust have struck up a Victoria tun eat this point for the Crimson Tid eswept menacingly downfield for th enext fifteen minutes . This last-ditchdrive, led by a scrappy scrum, wa sthrust back by brilliant defensivework by the Carey-men . Lumedenand Bird were particularly effectivein this regard.

TIME OUTHarry Lumeden retired with a

pulled muscle just past the mid -point of the second canto, and wasfollowed shortly by Mattis . The lat-ter struggled back afield and finishe doff the tussle In a semi-daze .

As a fitting climax to a hard-fought, well-earned victory, the samescintillating Bird completed a 8e-yard three run just before the finalwhistle, leaving a joyous band ofThunderbirds In the van, 18.8.U.B.C.'s WIN

Point Grey Students' second firstdivision squad—the U.B.C. fifteen—came through for the initial ruggertriumph on the Victoria Invasio nlast Saturday at MacDonald Par kby eke-ing out a thrilling 8.8 victoryover Victoria College .

A ding-dong battle was the typeproduced by the duo of Collegiatecontingents, and it wasn't until justbefore the first half whistle that IanRichards chalked up the first Varsitycount on a brilliant three-quartereffort . Basil Robinson converted tomake it 5-0 for the Blue and Gold(Point Grey variety) at the breather .FIVE FOR ROBBIE

Ritchie Williams brought his Vic-toria College mates back in the fight ,falling on the pill over the Varsityline after a series of loose scrums.This whittled the Point Grey marginto two points .

Basil Robinson put the tilt on icefor U.B .C . with a scrappy try a fewminutes later, which left the In-vader. in front 8-8 .

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HOCKEY.The Blue and Gold hockey invad-

ers lost out 2.1 to Victoria in a hardfought game that saw Betty Cole,star fullback for the collegians, playthe second half with a dislocated hip .

Playing on a very rough pitch, theco-eds had difficulty at first in ad-justing themselves to a hard-hittingtype of play instead of their usualdribbling and short passing game,and Victoria soon scored to take thelead. Anne Carter tallied to put th estudents back in the fight a few min-utes later but another goal by th eIslanders just before the breathergave them the winning margin .

The second half was marked bythe astounding inability of the col-legians to shoot as they muddledaround the Victoria goal for mat ofthe time .

Hard checking caused the injury o fBetty Cole early in the second hal fbut the plucky young lady didn'tbother informing the team of theincident and played gamely on inspite of nearly fainting several times .

DIVOTS .Terribly tired out from the gam e

and lack of sleep the previous night,several members of the team triedvainly to sleep in their stateroom sixfeet away from the orchestra an ddancing fellow students. . . . and thenthere was the Vancouver photog-rapher who took the team's pictur eSaturday morning on the boat andwho wouldn't listen as Pauline Scotttried to tell him that the dock wasfast receding—then the amazed lookon the man's face as he found ou tthat little fact for himself and hur-ried off neglecting to take his secon dpicture and murmuring that the boa tcouldn't have sailed .

CRICKETERS CRUSHE DIN HOCKEY UPSET

Not content with knocking over theleague-leading Vancouver HockeyClub the previous Saturday, Varsitycontinued its steam-roller drive t othe playoffs by crushing the Crick-eters 5-2 on the Varsity Campus onSaturday .

The Blue and Gold squad hav ebeen kicked around by every teamin the league, but the under-dogs ar ereally going now, and with a venge-ance! The game was featured by theplay-making of Ian Cameron wh oscored two Thunderbird goals andmade openings for at least half adozen others. Hutchison got twocounters and Lennox tallied theother. Archie Macauley played hisusual all-star game .

Team : Kidd, Lennox, Fargey, Hut-chison, Cameron, Thompson, Moriat,Parker, Macauley, Byers and Hurter .

Here we have Tod Tremblay oneof the main reasons for Varsity'/convincing 1 8.8 victory over Victoria.His thrilling 70-yard dash for a trywas the highlight of a game whichsaw the lanky wing turn in his mostbrilliant performance of the season .

FIGHTING FROSH DOW N'LOMAS FIFTEEN 8 - 3IN HECTIC ENCOUNTE R

Our Freshman crop of ruggerme nloomed as a definite threat Saturdaywhen they downed •a hard-playingMeralomas outfit to take an earlylead in the second half of the sched-ule, 8-3 . The win was the third vic-tory in a row for the Oreenahirts wholook better every time out.

Clement put the Fresh one try upwhen he plunged over the line froma close scrum-down and red-thatche dGordie Pyle added two more pointsto the score with a nicely-placedconvert. The Meralomas scrum play-ed an aggressive game and at timesthe encounter proved a little toorough, only the fine condition of theplayers saving them from serious ac-cident .YOU HEEL !

With the score 5-0 in their favorgoing into the second half, the Fresh-men changed. their tactics and beganto play the same type of game as theMeralamas . The referee had a hardtime getting the scrums to benddown, both aides being willing to le tthe other one heel while they charg-ed .

Tackling became hard with th eMeralomaa, comprised of quite a fewhigh school stars, coming out on thewrong end. Stiff from a mornin ggame, they were no match for theaggressive Freshmen and althoughthey were able to push over one trythey failed to reach the Fresh total .

Gordie Wallace hard playing scrumman finished off the scoring for theday with another try for the univer-sity lads.

INTRAMURAL RUGGE RGETS GOING TODAY

When the smoke cleared away af-ter Friday's basketball double-header ,only four teams were left in the fightfor supremacy . So. '42 bounced outthe Fresh 18-18 with Curwin leadingthe w'ay . Sc . '89 did likewise to th eAggie quintette, Bacon netting fivepoints for the winners .

On Wednesday Arts '41 will playArts '89 and on Friday Se. '42 meetSo . '89.The nifty, brand new rugby trophy ,

a silver mounted football, will go tothe inter-class rugby winners . Todayat noon, on the upper field, the open-ing kickoff will take place in the col-orful tourney. Arts '89 will field ateam to battle the Aggies in a gamethat may lack somewhat in skill, butthe boys should make up for it inenthusiasm . On Wednesday, Sc. '40and Anglicans clash and Thursday ,So. '41 meet Arts '41 .

This is a quick knock-out tourna-ment and even the winning team willplay four games at the most, maybethree, so turn out and help yourclass to have the first engraving onthe trophy .

SKIERS BOUND FOR

RAINIER TOURNEY

The Ski Club have also been bittenby the travelling bug. On Thursdayten of their number will set out forMount Rainier where they will meetthe University of Washington con-tingent in a tournament to decidethe inter-collegiate supremacy of theNorth-West.

The chosen members making thetrip are Mickey Pogue, captain ; PhilThomas, Wally Thomas, Bill Sharpe ,Bill Smith, Gerry Harkley, Alan Mc-Dougall, Campbell Kenmuir, PaulCook and Al Fraser .

Oddities in the news—Snow aondi-tiona on the North Shore Mountainswere ideal for every type of skiingand many enthusiasts were • ther eshowing off their skill . On Grouse ,"Heathen" Douglas MacPherson, His"Idle Self" Russ Snyder, "Lally "Bruce Hutchison, and none otherthan "Turnover" Charlie McLeanwere disporting themselves . Pogueand Sharpe gave HoUyburn the onceover.

There will be a meeting of theSki Club today noon at 12.45 inApplied Science 287 .

PUCKSTERS OPPOSE

BULLDOGS FRIDAY

This Friday hockey fans will havethe opportunity to see one of thecontinent's best intercollegiate clubsin action. The Gonsaga Bulldogs, thestrongest ice sextette in America nintercollegiate circles, play U .1lt.C . ina return match that should be th ebest in history.

The only college team to defeat th eSpokane contingent the year was theToronto Varsity Blues who managedto nose out the Bulldogs in the dyingmoments of the game .

The Gonaagans present a colorfulas well as star-studded line-up, theirroster reads like an NHL team withplayers picked all the way from Win-

HITCHENSMEN DRAW

1-2 WITH KERRIES

Charlie Hitchers' campus s000eriteslost a great chance to draw up evenwith Kerrlsdale In the V. and D.League race Saturday when theybattled to a 1-1 tie in a ding-dongcontest at Cambie St . Grounds.

Dave Todd gave the Kerrles a one -goal lead half-way through the firsthalf, crashing Bert Rush's cross witha well-timed drive to the corner .Leong in the student net had littlechance to save .FRED SCORES.

Down by this goal at the half, theThunderbirds lashed a spirited attac kwhich saw Sasaki equalise after 1 5minutes from a scramble in front ofthe net .

Apart from a short from Bert Rushwhich rattled the Blue and Goldcitadel, Varsity had nearly all theremaining play, but could not finishin front of goal .

Minus McMillan, the firing linewas pitiful during the second half ,the halves feeding them well only tohave their efforts wasted.

NOTICEThe weights have arrived in th e

stadlum! There will be a specialmeeting on Wednesday at 12.80 inArts 208. Maury Van VSet will bethere to get thtngn going. Don'tmiss it '

nipeg to Nelson .Needless to say all the players ar e

Canadians and have performed fo rsenior clubs in Winnipeg, Moose Jaw,Regina, Saskatoon and Calgary, tomention a few. Their scoring poten-tialities are beat recorded by the factthat in 21 games they have average dsix goals per game . The Thunder-birds may not down the Bulldogs butyou may be sure that the local gangwill be In there battling for a full80 minutes .

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