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Tuesday May 13 4:00 PM 4:00-6:00 7:00

Organic Chemistry Class - Mr Sarkissian Karate

8:15 9:00

Wednesday May 14 8:00 PM

Thursday May 15 2:15 PM

Bible Class - Mr Kaplan New Testament Class - Mr J W Smith Delegate Council Meeting

A class on Philosophy and Yoga led by Brahmachari Keith

Delegate Council Meeting with Administration

Friday May 16 8:15 PM Lecture - "Some Observations on the

Present State of Psychiatry and Psychoanalysis". Douglas Buchanan (Massachusetts General Hospital) a 1 43 graduate. '

11:15 PM

Saturday May 17 8:15 PM

10:00 PM

Sunday May 18 8:15 PM

Film: Wuthering Heights

Film: Meet Me In St. Louis SPRING COTILLION

Film: M t M I ee e n St. Louis

Art Studio Hours Package Room Hours MWTh: Monday: TF:

Tuesday: 11:00-4:00 10:00-3:00 Mon-Fri:

Wednesday: 11:00-4:00 7:00-10:00

(regular lO week class) 'l'huraday: . 11 : VO-3: oo Fri,day: 10: 00-1: 15 Sai:;urday: 9:30-12:30

Ari: Gallery Hours

Woodshop Hours: Wed Fri ' . ' Boathouse Hours: Wed

Fri Sun

Monday: 7: 00-8: 00 Tuesday: 3:00-5:00 Thursday: 3:00-5:00

7:00-8:00 7:00-8:.00 Wednesday: 7:00-8:00 Friday:

Sat

Gym

McDowell 24 Gym McDowell 21 McDowell 36 McDowell 21

McDowell 31

McDowell 24

FSK Auditorium

FSK Auditorium

FSK Audi toriurr1

Great Hall

FSK Auditorium

12:-,,r'-l:OO 1:15-1:45 7:15-7:45

1:00-4:00

1:00-5:00 2:30-5:30

12:30-5:30

. f · r.a.m. rrovle o the week

"And j_i:,•.;, J_ • . a 1 right here ••• right in our own hometown! ..

Meet Me in St Louis is a ce~.,,hration of almost everything, but mostly o1 ,r .. , 1th trembling on the brink of adult life. Who projects those feelings better than Judy Garland? Here she is, sporting a pompadour and gibson girl garb, bles~ed with a whacky family and the St Louis Exposition. ~-

Not so much nostalgia for a histori­cal good old days, Meet Me in St Louis is more an attempt to capture the sights and sounds and fears of the world as they come rushing upon the young. Everything, including the staid set's fortunes and foibles, is viewed through the eyes of the younger mem­bers of the family, from the intense 7 year old, Margaret Sullivan, to a slightly arch older sister who is dip­ping into the duplicities of sex with an iron will.

Snowmen, spring, family dinners and parties, Halloween: Moods and memories are captured in the excitement of the moment and within the general context of all things passing away. People are growing up, boyfriends become hus­bands, today's fun becomes tomorrow's memory, seasons change, and the family and house once so warm and united are separate tomorrow. But, when you've lived in St Louis and seen the World's Fair how could you ever be disappoint­ed by life? Vincente Minnelli will feast your eyes and ears in delirious visuals and songs, from "Zing Zing Went the Trolley" to Margaret Sullivan and Judy doing the cakewalk to "Under the Bamboo Tree". Enjoy.

T W (For those of you who don't know, Terry Watkins)

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CS III's last movie this year is the Classic Romance Wuthering Heights , starring Laurence Olivier, Merle Oberon, David Niven and Geraldine Fit~gerald and directed by William Wyler. This j_s the classic screen ~~~°"tion of Emily Bronte's novel..

· l. m baa- i..~0n called "Possibly the most perfect film of the · 11 . yeo.r. and said to have "~ .. beautiful performances throughout brilliant evocation of mood." by Tiie New York Times. It won the New York Film Critics' Award as Best Picture and the Academy Award for Best' ~inematography. Wuthering Heights is a beautiful, intense motion picture.

I want to thank every one for their support throughcut this CS III's first year, and to wish ' all of you a good summer.· See you ~11 next year.

-Gerard Poissonnier

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The Editors The Collegian

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Ladies and Gentlemen:

As an alumnus subscribing to your some­times frivolous, usually ephemeral and occasionally trivial publication, I was surprised by the inclusion of Miss Brann's article and by the replies to it. After reading them, I became concerned as well.

I do not understand how the issue over a St John's Dogma ~roee. I thought there was and is a St John's Program--an order­ly, coherent, and seQuential grappling with ideeu:>. The fact that they are found expressed in materials on which the copy­right has' expired is a blessing.

The Program (defined as what goes on at St John's when the students and the tutors get together over a good book) is not Dogma. Arguing otherwise is like asserting that what the inhabitants of La.puta do with the gooey mass behind their stares is In­quiry. That Island housed Dogma (ignor­ance garnished with intellectual preten­tiousness) and, as J remember, it floated around stomping all over people down be­low it.

Well, St John's didn't stomp all over me. It pricked, it prodded, it upset, it en­couraged, and in the end it honoured me with a piece of paper too small to do a closet and a medieval hood whic·h I would look ridiculous in wearing to work.

Arguing in the dorms over the New Program constituted in my time--and is still now I suspect--a convenient conversation fil­ler serving as a stalking horse until the subjects became subtler (read: "heavy"~. I suppose the argument should go on be­cause, as with such fillers, it serves to set the stage. It is the small talk by meanscof which people feel each other out, test the ground, and establish the indep­endence of each other's existence. But it is still "small" talk.

Education is a mutual act of faith-- on the part of the students that the te~her knows where they are going, on the part of the teacher that the student has the strength to follow, and of both of them that the terminus is worth reaching. In fact, the ideal education is the one laid out for a student who would have followed it by himself, if he had only been aware of it from the beginning.

Having been graduated, been sent out before mine enemies, I can now speak fro~ phronesis (much bandied about in your las issue), and say--the trip is worth it.

My one regret is that I spent any time at all pondering the mystical efficac~~usn~ of the grace of The New Pr0~~dm,

With Pascal, I s'l::;;;..)d :1ave trusted in its 1suffic ienr:y • an..i with Voltaire, ·tended my garccn more assiduously while I was there for, with Adam, I have been cast out and now, eating my bread in the sweat of my face, can only lament the follies of my fellow creatures who don't know a good thing when they have it.

Yours very truly, William Dunkum, 1 64

"Hush hush descending the stairs

for Christopher Robin is saying

'i.is prayers"

,pott 81 Conni St nur Sim Circle ·

.LOST: If you've found any of the items below, please contact me via Campus Mail. I'll give you a complete descrip­tion and maybe a little reward.

a)One (1) Sheaffer fountain pen, brushed gold and in a small plastic case.

b)One (1) white, knit Dutchboy cap. c)Cne pair (that would be two) brown

wool mittens. If you found just one, you can keep it. The above have been lost for varying amounts of time. BW Phillips

Sports Fans!! !

The big wind-up game to the Men's Sports season will be played this Tues­day at 4:15. It's the play-off game for the Softball Championship (and the mythical title of 'coordination' which it confers upon the winning side) be­tween the year-winning Hustlers and the y&llow-togged Guardians. Funny Arthur will be there with his non-partisan play-by-play box-scoring, so come on down for an afternoon of excitement and laughs. --the Staff for B Jacobsen

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Memorandwn to All Returning Students:

SUBJECT: Dormitory Room Drawings for 75-76

As you know, your $100 deposits were due o·n April 1st. This $100 deposit se­cures you a place in the class for next academic year. It does not have any di­rect relationship to your living on cam­pus, or off campus, or room drawings for next year. We do, however, use that list of students who have paid their deposits as the list of students who are eligible to draw for a room next year. You also are well aware, I'm sure, that living off campus next year will be a little more difficult than this year, since the availability of off campus housing will certainly not be any greater, and rent and food costs are rising. Consequently, we urge you to be present at the room drawings if you have paid your deposit.

The tentative date for men's room drawings is Wednesday, Ma~in McDow­ell 24 at 3:30 pm. The tentative date for women's room drawings is Thursday, May 15 in McDowell 24 at 3:30. Rising Seniors, ii1 each case, will draw at 3 :30 to 4:00, rising Juniors at 4:00-4:30, rising Sophomores at 4:30-5:00. If you do not draw for a room at that time, we simply cannot guarantee that there will be anywhere for you to live next year. It is almost certain that, as last year, there will be a waiting list of students who have drawn rooms. Experience shows, however, that by the end of August rooms will have become available for those on the waiting list. We will again follow the procedure of assigning rooms from the waiting list strictly in the order in which your name appears. Although this means some hardships, it seems the fairest formula.

You are reminded that single students who wish to live off campus must request and obtain permission in writing to do · so from one of the Assistant Deans.

If you have any doubts about whether or not your deposit has been paid, please check with the Business Office.

RAW and BHL, · Assistant Deans

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Dear Mr Dunham, Last Sunday, as you know, St John's was

the eubject of articles that appeared in the New York Times and the Washington Post. The article that appeared in the Times, entitled "Mixing Frogs with Aris­totle" was well written, informative and .factual. The Post's "Civilization and St John's: College as Paradise" contained comments by a former student anci a member of the faculty that the Office of College Relations should have deleted from the manuscript before approving it for publi­cation.

"As might be expected from the small­ness of the school, what social life there is- including oddments like perioa­ic waltz parties- tends to be, says a former student 'very intensive among stu- · dents and very exclusive of people from the outside: girls who dated middies, for example, were looked upon as nerds and often ended up dropping out. The number and variety of your acquaintances is very limited and you know these people dread­fully well by your senior year. Sometimes you've been to bed with everyone in the senior class.'"

This is not an accurate account of life at St John's. This quote gives the im­pression that peer pressure is so great that students are forced to drop out be­cause they have dated people who are not members of the college community. It also implies that the splendid intensity with which we purportedly study the Great Books characterizes our sexual behaviour as well.

A tutor is quoted .;i.S saying: "There are all these average students learning to think that they are smart. It is really ridiculous, I cannot conceive of what happens to them after they graduate."

I find this remark intolerably arro­gant, insensitive and in contradiction with the goals of the school as they were envisioned by Buchanan and Barr. The Pro­gram was not designed primarily for the education of the intellectually gifted, but those of any ability. Nor do I see any correlation between a student's aca­demic success and his ability to adjust to the 'real world', and it is inconceiv­able to me how a student can leave St John's thinking that he is 'smart'.

...

This article.leaves the reader with im­pressions about St John's which simply are not true. I hope that, in the future, the Office of College Relations will ex­ercise more discretion in what it allows to be published. I reali~e that public relations is necessary to insure a flow of money and students to the College, but it seems that that need threatens-to com­promise the values that St John's seeks to instill in its students and faculty.

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Student Employment Office Notice

If you presently have Qny Student Employment Office. jobs, and your em­ployers want help after you leave for the Summer, please submit the employers' names to the Office within the week. I can try to find people interested in working over the Summer to fill your position. Those who are staying in beautiful historical Annapolis during Summer and want smaller jobs (like yardwork or housework) should also submit their names to the Student Employment Office.

Submitted by Jeff Shea

Notice to All January Freshmen-This is to remind you that you are

eligible for the room drawings on Wed­nesday, May 14th (men) and Thursday, May 15th (women) even though you bave not yet paid your $100 deposit. This applies only to January Freshmen.

RAW:tm A.D. :s

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ATTENTION SENIORS! Please give your ad­dress to the Alumni Office by May 15th, so we can keep you posted on the happen­ings of your College when you graduate.

Tom Parran

Notice to Seniors-P lease pick up your cap and gowns May

15th in the Bookstore.

Caroline Allen Scott Arcand Cathy Craig Rab Godfrey S Gray

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8 ANNUAL SPRING COTILLION

Saturday, May 17th, 1975 10:00 pm

The Great Hall

Monday and Thursday before seminar: col­lections in the dormitories. We are re­questing a donation of at least 50 cents per person. Read on to see how it will be spent.

Friday afternoon: preliminary prepara­tions for breakfast. Greg Bayer is head chef.

Saturday morning: strawberry picking. Several.carloads of persons will go to a "pick-your-own" strawberry farm on For­est Drive to pick strawberries sometime after breakfast. If you want to come along, wait for an announcement at Sat­urday breakfast. Sue Ferron is in charge.

Saturday afternoon: rose gathering. Tra­ditionally Johnnies solicit roses door­to-door from townies on the afternoon of the Cotillion. Routes and containers will be assigned from the back steps of McDowell. .An announcement will be made at Sunday brunch. Sue Ferron is in charge. (This is a very nice way to meet .Annapolitans, who will be expecting you, and who are very gracious.) Decoration of Great Hall with roses·. Hundreds of roses in the Great Hall, on garlands, in vases, etc. Much help need­ed. Su~ Seidenstricker is in charge.

Late Saturday afternoon: setting up ta­bles and chairs. There will be tables and chairs around the quad, and on Mc­Dowell's front porch. The grassy part of the quad will be roped off for dancing. Ted Nelson is in charge. -Set up stereo before dinner. Bring your favorite cassette tapes for quading.

Saturday nigct: The Cotillion!! Mr Zuck­erman will be at the keyboard. He say.s that 11in addition to the well-known old­favorite waltzes, there may be some (un­disturbing) surprj_ses.n In the Randall Lobby, cham~agne will be sold by the bottle. No checks, please. About 11:00 pm, strawberries and cream will be served there. There will be punch as long as it lasts.

Breakfast around 2:00 am: A Middle Eastern Meal

Syrian bread with various fillings: Salad Mechorcia (a tuna dish from

Morocco) a specially prepared beef and pork

filling egg plant feta cheese

Baklava

No champagne will be sold once breakfast is served.

Very late Saturday night: cleanup. Tom Horvath is in charge. Everyone is in­vited.

Dawn: a party in the Great Hall for those cleaners-up who have endured so long.

Sunda;y afternoon:remainder of cleanup.

Tom Horvath

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To the Editors of the St. John's Review alld the Collegian:

I have just finished reading last week's joint supplement; I mean, of course, the replies to my article on the beliefs and teachings of St. John's ollege. 1. I have a sense that it would be

rong for me to try to have a last rd in print, though while reading I

thought of much which I would gladly ell anyone who wants to hear. -2. I a~ not fond of large ovations

for little efforts, and I do not much elieve in the condescending gesture f praising one's opponents in argument. mention this to show that I truly

eel what I am about to say: I a~ elated at living in a community

here a careful serious statement can · et with careful serious considerations

d where well-written replies are eedily and decently published. I und next to nothing in the articles

not seem to me to be consid­which can fail to enter at

east into my view of the college. I draw one immediate practical

onclusion from all the articles te­ther. We must find a way to lighten

he program and to regain some of our ost leisure. I shall do my best.

Eva Brann

9 Discussion of the recent joint issue

of the St John's Review and the COLLEG­IAN on "The Beliefs and Teachings of st John's" will be held Sunday, May 18th at 2 pm in the King William Room. '

Joan Silver

On Thursday night, May 8, someone attempted to break into the college transformer room in FSK basement. We cannot impress upon the students enough, how dangerous this room can be. The transformer room houses the electrical system for the entire cam­pus and only trained electricians are allowed to enter. So please stay away from that room!

J A Jackins Business Manager

ATTENTION: There will be a meeting of anyone interested in the theatre program at St John's to dis­cuss the possible merger of the King William Players, Modern Theatre Group, and the Dwarf Players on Tuesday, May 13 at 7:30 p.m. in 24 McDowell.

--Gene Glass

A,~~'-J ~e ~':t 's Corner

Well, folks, and I use the terrri loosely, it seems that we have made it, temporar­ily at least. The' Real Olympics have come and gone, and so have we; some of us us have even come and gone, and are com­ing back again for more. As a matter of fact, it is for those of you in the lat­ter situation that our selection is pri­marily offered. The poem is entitled "Adam", and it was suggested by Miss Kymberly Martin.

Adam

I have nibbled the mystical fruit. Cover me.

Lest the prophetic fish follow and swallow.

I dare not tread among the lilies Though lambswool cover my footfall, Though the adder call, the Word walk, In the orchard voices follow, hands

hallow me.

Thy will be done as it was in Eden. We were a long time- I am afraid­Nak.ed among silver fish and shadows, A long time and in silence naked. Only The fountains falling, the hornet's drum Calling, sunny and drunk with dew.

I am Adam, of singular manufacture, A little clay, water, and prophetic breath On the waters of chaos a lamp of red clay. The Word owns me. I have no armament Only my fear of the walking Thing.

The rib follows me everywhere: and everywhere

A shadow follows the rib. Eve, I am afraid. The Host walks and talks In the baobab shade: the unknowable Thing Is crossing the paths: the breath, woman, Is on us: a white light: 0 cover me From-the unthinkable razor of thought Whose whisper _hangs over me.

Eve 1 we are in this thing to the very end, You, your shadow, and shadowless Adam, I. 0- rib and morsel of anguish, bone of

contention, After the thing has shone and gone, After it enters the terrible wood, We will win through, perhaps: cover us

deep Beyond clue with the leaves of the wood: Be silent until it .passes: and kiss me,

kiss me. Ah! but the apple, the apple was good!

(Lawrence Durrell) Submitted by John Rees

The Roger Greene Memorial Humor Coluam

In memory of Roger Greene, class of 1973 and in honor of the graduating class of ' 1975, soon (to mix metaphors) to taste the bitter pressures of the "outside world", the following riddles, at least two of which are in questionable taste are submitted to the St John's communi~y at large. Suggested ans1rJers are also to be found below.

1. Q: Why -are sailors' songs so often vulgar?

A: Because they contain crew ditties.

2. Q: Who would be the best attendent for keeping people from using pay toilets free in the ideal city ruled by Philosophy?

A: John Locke.

3. Q: What was one of the principles un­derlying dealings between whites and blacks in the South until re­cently?

A: Quid pro Crow.

4. Q: How did Aristotle define the spe­cies Homo Rollerskatiens?

A: "The ball bearing animal."

Please address all complaints to: Ms Jane E Spear, 1726 Harrisburg Rd., Canton, Ohio 44705.

--submitted by Roger

sometimes I think: "oh well,"

-But then again I don't know.

Qut, on the other hand •••

-she wore a glove.

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Readers of Gilbert Highet's The Classi­Tradition may have been puzzled by an

cure, un-footnoted allusion on page 23 the section on Anglo-Saxon Poetry,

ecifically Beowulf). Highet writes: Apart from Grendel's terrific size, he not necessarily a mere fable. As late the seventeenth century there are re­ts from outlying parts of Europe of nibal families inhabiting caves not

like Brendel's. The most famous case is wney Bean, in southern Scotland.)" The ory of Sawney Bean is reported in Capt.

les Johnson's Lives of the Famous hwa en and Pir~(lS13), a book I

able to find only with the help of vin Stacey and the British Museum Cata­

ue of Printed Books. The story is as lows: THE LIFE OF SAWNEY BEAN

The following narrative presents such a ·cture of human barbarity, that were it t attested by the most unquestionable storical evidence, it would be rejected altogether fabulous and incredible.

Sawney Bean was born in the county of st Lothian, about eight miles east of inburgh, in the reign of James VI. His ther was an hedger and ditcher, and ought up his son to the same laborious

loyment. Naturally idle and vicious, e abandoned that place, along with a oung woman equally idle and profligate,

d retired to the deserts of Gallaway, d took up their habitation by the sea

ide. The place which Sawney and his wife elected for their dwelling, was a cave f about a mile in length; and of consid­able breadth; so· near the sea, that the

ide often penetrated into the cave above ¥0 hundred yards. The entry had many in­icate windings and turnings which led

o the extremity of the subterraneous welling, which was literally "the habi­

tation of horrid cruelty." Sawney and his wife took shelter in

his cave, and commenced their depreda­ions. To prevent the possibility of de­ection, they murdered· every person that hey robbed. Destitute also of the means f obtaining any o_ther food, they re­olved to live upon human flesh. Accord­ngly, when they had murdered any man, oman, or child, they carried them to eir den, quartered them, salted and ckled the members, and· dried them for

ood. In thls manner ~hey lived, carrying n their depredations and murder, until

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they had eight sons and six daughters, eighteen grand-sons and fourteen grand­daughters, all the off-spring of incest.

But, though they soon became numerous; yet, such was the multitude who fell into their hands, that they often had super­abundance of provisions, and would, at a distance from their own habitation, throw legs and arms of dried human bodies into the sea by night. These were often thrown out by the tide, and taken up by the country people, to the great consterna­tion and dismay of all the surrounding inhaLitants. Nor could any discover what had befallen the many friends, relations, and neighbours who had -,mfortunately fal­len into the hands of these merciless cannibals.

In proportion as Sawney's family in­creased, every one that was able, acted his part in their horrid assassinations~ They would some times attack four or six men on foot, but never more than two upon horse-back. To prevent the possibility of escape, they would lay an ambush in every direction, that if they escaped who first attacked, they might be assailed with re­newed fury by another party, and inevita­bly murdered. By this means, they always secured their prey, and prevented detec­tion.

At last, however, the vast number who were slain, raised the inhabitants of the country, and all the woods and lurking places were carefully searched; and though they often passed by the mouth of the horrible den, it was never once sus­pected th.at any human being resided there. In this state of uncertainty and suspense, concerning the authors of such frequent massacres, several innocent travelers and innkeepers were taken up upon suspicion; because, the persons who were amissing, had been seen last in their company, or had last resided at their houses. The effect of this well­meant and severe justice, canst.rained the greater part of the innkeepers in these parts, to abandon such employments, to the great inconvenience of those who travelled through that district.

Meanwhile, the country became depopu­lated, and the whole nation was surprisea, how such numerous and unheard of villa­nies and cruelties could be perpetrated, without the least discovery of the abomi­nable actors. At length, Providence in-

12 terposed in the following manner to term­inate the horrible scene: One evening, a man and his wife were riding home upon the same horse from a fair which had been in the neighbourhood; and being attacked, he. made the most v.igourous resistance; unfortunately, however, bis wife was dragged from behind him, carried a little distance, and her entrails instantly tak­en out. Struck with grief and horror, the husband continued to redouble his efforts to escape, and even trade some of them down under his horses feet. Fortunately for him, and for the inhabitants of that part of the country, in the mean time, twenty or thirty in a company came riding home from the same fair. Upon their ap­proach, Sawney and his bloody crew fled into a thick wood, and hastened to their infernal den.

This man, who was the first that had ever escaped out of their hands, related to his neighbours what had happened, and shewed them the mangled body of his wife which lay at a distance, the blood~ thirsty wretches not having time to carry it along with them. They were all struck with astonishment and horror, took him with them to Glasgow, and reported the whcle adventure to the chief magistrate of the city. Upon this intelligence, lie wrote to the King, informing him of the matter.

In a few days, his Majesty in person, accompanied by four hundred men, went in quest of the perpetrators of such cruel­ties: The man who had his wife murdered before his eyes, went as their guide, with a great number of bloodhounds, that no possible means might be left unattemp­ted to discover the haunt of these exec­rable villains.

They searched the woods, traversed, and examined the sea shore; but, though they passed by the entrance into their cave, they had no suspicion that any creature resided in that dark and dismal abode. Fortunately, however, some of the blood­hounds entered the cave, raised up an un­common barking and noise, indicating that they were about to seize their prey. The king and his men returned, but scarcely could conceive how any human being could reside in a place of utter darkness, and where the entrance was difficult and nar­row, but as the bloodhounds increased in their vociferation, and refusing to re. turn, it occurred to all that the cave ought to be explored to the extremity.

Accordingly a sufficient number of torch­es were provided. The hounds were permit­ted to pursue their course; a great num­ber of men penetrated through all the in­tricacies of the path, and at length ar­rived at the private residence of these horrible cannibals.

They were followed by all the band, \"iho

were shocked to behold a sight unequalled in Scotland, if not in any part of the universe. Legs, arms, thighs, hands, and feet, of men, women, and children, were suspended in rows like dried beef. Some liwbs were soaked in pickle; while a great mas.s of money, both of gold and silver, watches, rings, pistols, cloths, both woollen and linen, with an innumer­able quantity of other articles, were ei­ther thrown together in heaps, or suspen­ded upon the sides of the cave.

The whole brutal family, to the number formerly'mentione~ were seized; the human flesh buried in the sand of the sea-shor~ the immense booty carried away, and the King marched to Edinburgh with the pris­oners. T:iis new and wretched spectacle attracted the attention of the inhabit­ants, who flocked from all quarters to see this bloody and unnatural family as they passed along, which had increaced, in the space of twenty-five years, to the. number of twenty-seven men, and twenty­one women. Arrived in the capital, they were all confined in the tolbooth under a strong guard; they were next day conduc­ted to the common place of execution in Leith Walk, and executed withou.t any for­mal trial, it being deemed unnecesaary to try those who were avowed enemies of all mankind, and of all social order.

The enormity of their crimea dictated the severity of their death. The men had their privy-members thrown into the fire, their hands and legs were severed from their bodies, and they permitted to bleed to death. The wretched mother of the whole crew, the daughters and grand-chil­dren, after being spectators of the death of the men, were cast into three separate fires, and consumed to ashes. Nor did they, in general, display any signs of repentance or regret, but continued, with their last breath, to pour forth the most dreadful curses and imprecations upon all around, and upon all those who were in­strumental in bringing them to such well merited punishments.

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A human is a political animal. Poli tic al means "of the police. 11

A condition of being is a state. All humans are state police. State police enforce liquor laws. Liquor laws are different from county to county. Within a state counties are either wet or dry. Wet is positive, dry is negative. Total state = sum of states. Only like terms can be added. Positive can only be added to positive, negative to negative. There are only two true states, one wet, other dry. The wet corresponds to the drunken, the dry to the sober. You are either sober or not. It is not possible to partly sober. It is posaible (though improbable) to be not drunk enough. It is possible to be imperfectly or incompletely drunk. All incompletion is in complete drunkenesa. In complete drunkeness is untrue to Reality. Untrue to Reality is unreal. All in completion is unreal. The infinite is never complete. 'rhe indefinite is infinite. The undefinable is indefinite. The undefinable is unreal. What is unreal is a fiction. Virtue is undefinable. Virtue is a fiction. Virtue = good character. Good characters are fictional. Charlie Chan is a good character. Charlie Chan is fictional. Fictional characters can say anything. Charlie Chan could have said any­thing. It is possible that C. Chan said, "All things shall be known in time No. 1 son. 11

What is possible is potential.

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37. Potential can be stored in capaci tat ors.

38. What can be stored exists. 39. Everything possible exists. 40. What exists is actual. 41. C. Chan acuually said "All things ••

etc." 42... All things have been said by C.

Cl1an. 43. C. Chan has an ego. 44. An ego is that which says "I am me." 45. All things are mechanisms. 46. Mechanisms need lubricants. 47. All things need lubricants. 48. Lubricants reduce friction. 49. Reduced friction means smoother

action. 50. Coke causes smoother action. 51. Smoother action = going better. 52. Things go better with coke. 5j. Better things mean better living. 54. Better living is living to the full. 55. Only living to the full is really

living. 56. Using coke is really living. 57. Some people use coke on campus. 58. Some people really live on campus. 59. GKB is one. 60. One is. whole. 61. GKB is whole. 62. GKB does not have a split person-

ality. 63. GKB is divided by nothing. 64. GKB = JIO. 65. Vo does not exist. 66. GKB does not exist. 67. GKB wrote this column. 68. She wrote it on plain paper. 69. She was on a different plane at

the time. 70. Planes do not exist (cf. Freshman

Laboratory). 71. Both she and the column were on a

plane of non-existence. 72. This column does not exist. 73. This column says nothing. 74. This column is about anything I

please it to be. 75. Nothing can be said about anything.

Therefore, II II

MEMO 5/7/75

TO: The Delegate Council

FH.OM: Dan J errems

Ms. Watkins, Mr. Poissonier and I have reached an agreement and propose the following resolution to the D.C.:

be:

that RAM be given two thirds of the total weekends in the first semester of the '75-'76 school year, and CSIII the remaining third. Available Wednesday nights (that is, those not booked by Annapolis Opera,etc.) and· Friday nights will be resnrved for independant films. These dates will be decided in the following manner. As close to the first of ~~ch month an open meeting is to be held to decide rlntes for the following month. These meetings will be chaired by the RAl.; president. Priority will be given to first-time independant showings, then to second, third, etc. The remaining unclaimed dates will go first to C.JIII and then to RAM.

The order of business on this matter this Tuesday should

1, I withdraw my moti6n (to revoke the charters and set up film board).

2. We repeal the existing Act of Council establishine; the Film Board.

J. We pass this resolution,

If you have questions about this, please see me before Tuesday, I'm hoping we can rubber ~tamp this solution so that we can turn to the most impoi·tant issue of this, our last meeting, --approving next year's budget,

I've asked Ms. Watkins to submit a charter before next meeting, I've also asked for the budget requests for the first semest~r from both groups.

Mr. Elliott and I are drawing up the proposed budget--a copy of which you should receive before next meeting.

FOR ·THE RECORD

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legate Council Meeting May 6

sent: Bent, Olson, Dixon, Grandi, Vic­' Smith, E Glass, Magee, Jerrems, El­tt, Hendricks, Goodwin ent: D Glass Weinstein, Ash

Anastaplo requested $450 for the icate of Bacchus next year.

Bassan requested $50 for the J~nior­· or Cocktail Party. Magee, Elliott, rems abstained, all others for. ouncil voted unanimously to transfer

from the General Fund to the Party d.

Kneisl asked for $7.50 for a party. s abstained, all others for.

Mr Hendricks, for Mr Stoll, submitted budget request of $60 for the Chess )lb. Mr Poissonier, for CSIII, asked the

cil to divide the available film es between CSIII and RAM. Lengthy dis­sion followed. Ms Smith moved to re-l the act authorizing creation of the

Board and giving the Saturday and day times to RAM. Hendricks, Grandi,

'th for; Olson, Dixon, Victor, Bent, ee, Glass, Jerrems against; Goodwin, iott abstained. Mr Jerrems moved to oke the charters of both CSIII and

and reorganize both under a new film d. Mr Grandi moved to table the mo­

n until the heads of the two groups ld meet and try to agree on sharing dates. Motion tabled. Hendricks, 01-

' Smith, Magee, Elliott, Goodwin, an.di for; Jerrems, Victor, Bent, Dixon, ass against.

submitted by W Hendricks

Home Address Changes

Mr. James Walley 34 Yorkshire Road Dover, Massachusetts 02030

Mr. Peter Lavelle 1959 Calabria Lane Roaming Rock Shores Rock Creek, Ohio 44084

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EMPLOYMENT POSSIBILITIES

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Summer- theatre technicians, June 4-July 16 at Towson State College.

A representative of Burroughs Wellcome company (pharmaceutical company) will visit at

1:30 p.m. - Tuesday - May 13 -F.S.K. conversation Room

to describe job possibilities. If you are looking for employment, please arrange to attend.

Brenda Robertson

More Employment

Job open for secretary this Summer; work for firm in Crownsville; must have typing experience. Call the Student Employment Office soon if interested, at ext. 77.

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