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Ginny MonacoCulture Editor
When talking to Dan Minster, head lifeguard at the UBC Aquatic Centre one gets the impression that lifeguarding isn’t so much a job you do, but a part of who you are.
“It’s hard to turn off the life-guard switch,” he laughed. “It’s a mental state.
“I know people who will be at a mall and start telling kids, ‘No running on deck!’ before they stop and realize, ‘Oh. You’re not on deck. You’re in a mall.”
Minster began working at the UBCAC in 2004. He left com-petitive swimming at 17 and in the summer after high school graduation he completed a laun-dry list of courses—CPR, National Life Guard Service, Water Safety Instructor—to set up his training.
But Minster’s days are a little drier now after being promoted to head lifeguard two years ago. “It’s different to be in a management role. I’m more of a suit…The UBC Aquatic Centre is a handful.”
Incidents at the AC are few and far between and they often come
with a re-evaluation of policy and procedure.
“Way before my time, there was a death at UBC,” said Minster. “There’s probably been a death at most facilities, but the major point is, how do we deal with it? What changes do we put in place to make sure it doesn’t happen again?”
In Minster’s early years, a co-worker found a woman convuls-ing in the sauna, having suc-cumbed to heat stroke. Though the patron later recovered, the event prompted a new rule that requires all lifeguards to check secondary locations after rotating off deck.
“The chances of you hurting yourself [at the Aquatic Center] are minimal [and] the chances of killing yourself even less,” said Minster.
“But I’m here to make sure those chances are almost at zero.” U
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Imagine Day: All day over the entire campus UBC likes to get that whole “school spirit” business out of the way ASAP. That’s why they created Imagine Day, which, as they will be reminding you til their faces turn blue, is “The Largest Student Orientation in North America.” Get ready to yell faculty chants you will never hear again and at-tend a really weird pep rally where Stephen Toope says some stuff about how great we are. You pretty much have to go to this.
Buchanan Courtyard reopen-ing celebrations: 12-1:30pm
Arts students! At long last, the shackles of injustice have crumbled away! No longer must we trudge around a labyrinth of blue fencing to get anywhere in D Block. Nor shall we have to have our philosophical inquiry stymied by sounds of construction. The courtyard is complete and ready for the first wave of students.
Indoor/Outdoor Pool Party: 9-12 pm @ Aquatic Centre
In which people go swimming in an Olympic sized pool after more than a few libations. This is ridicu-lously fun. Cost is five bucks with-out the Firstweek wristband.
The Arkells: 8-12am @ the SUB Ballroom The Ontario-based rockers will play their “Springsteenesque” tunes on the top floor of the SUB with local band Yukon Blonde. $20 gets you in.
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FRI9Welcome Back BBQ: 2-8pm @ MacInnes FieldDance your face off at the AMS’s free annual back-to-school con-cert. This year’s DJ-heavy lineup includes Porter Robinson, Kid Sister and Heroes.
Dan MinsterOccupationHead lifeguard at the Aquatic Centre
Age 24
Area of study Biopsychology
Why a boring day at the pool is a good thing: “It’s kind of boring. The moment I’m around, things don’t happen. Maybe I just get lucky.”
Craziest after-hours stunt:“I’ve actually caught people scu-ba diving [in the outdoor pool].”
Our Campus One on one with the people who make UBC
Sometimes Dan Minster (seen abov e) finds it easier to keep watch under water. BRIAN LUENG AND JOSH CURRAN/THE UBYSSEY
Making sure you don’t drown
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Months after the AMS asked stu-dents for more money, they’ve given their executives an early pay raise—and the process has created some controversy.
At the August 31 meeting, Council approved a motion that will give the five executives a possible pro-rated raise of $7500 each, with $5000 con-ditional on whether Council feels the executives completed their job.
In order to make the increase apply to the current executive, the AMS suspended their own code of procedures, which are the rules that Council sets out for itself.
The executive wage increases came after the provincial govern-ment increased the minimum wage, forcing the AMS to give wage in-creases throughout all levels of the organization.
Hans Seidemann, an engineer-ing councillor, was one of only three Council members to vote “no” on the pay raise.
“I don’t think [the referendum] would have passed if students had been told upfront that this pay in-crease would go through,” he said.
During the last March’s fee referendum, a campaign encourag-ing students to vote “no” made the accusation that the referendum was a money grab for executive pay in-creases. This was denied by both the yes campaign and AMS executives.
“This isn’t the time to make those pay increases considering we just came out of a referendum,” said Seidemann. “The optics are terrible.”
Seidemann said that he believes that the executives deserve a pay increase, but that instituting one in the middle of their term sets a bad precedent.
“The real issue is we’re violat-ing a fundamental principle of how we operate as a society. On moral grounds I have an objection.”
AMS President Jeremy McElroy discussed the timing of the pay raise.
“In a roundabout way I recognize that it doesn’t necessarily mesh with what happened pre-referendum, but everything changed...it was driven by the [provincial] minimum wage legislation [on March 15] and really rethinking how compensation works in the AMS.”
Chair of the Legislative Procedures Committee, Kyle Warwick, who motivated the in-crease, argued that it would bring the salaries more in line with those of other student unions.
But during the meeting, questions arose over the legality of the motion.
Normally, the AMS code of pro-cedures requires that any change in the remuneration of the executive members, including changes in ben-efits, “shall take effect at the time of the Annual General Meeting.”
Council voted in April to suspend that code when the review process of the executive wages began. Due to that suspension, Council decided that the $7500 pay increase per member would take effect im-mediately for the present execu-tives rather than at the AGM in February.
However, during the debate that led up to the wage hike, the AMS archivist Sheldon Goldfarb pointed out that the section of code stated “...suspension shall only be in effect for the duration of the meeting at which it is made unless Council, by two-thirds resolution, sets some other fixed period of time for the suspension.”
Council’s interim speaker Michael Begg, who was overseeing his first meeting before a perma-nent speaker is hired, ruled that “the Code suspension of April 6
only made sense if it applied for the rest of the year” and thus it was still in effect.
While the methods that were used to attain the pay raise were not in line with code, Kyle Warwick, chair of the Legislative Procedures Committee, said the conditional $5000 is intended to promote accountability of execu-tives in the future—it’s only award-ed if Council deems the executive fulfilled elements laid out in their business plan at the beginning of their term.
“Any accountability is good on the executive,” said VP External Katherine Tyson.
“If you go back on the record, I’ve been someone who has been calling out for executive accountability for a while. Those sort of metrics will be well played out in the AMS for years to come.” U
Student returns to UBC law school after serving time for manslaughter chargeA West Vancouver man convicted of manslaughter will be returning to UBC’s law school this September after spending two years in prison. Sasan Asari was convicted of the kill-ing of Josh Goos, who he admitted to stabbing over 30 times outside of the Hollyburn Country Club in 2006.
Ansari is entering the third year of his law degree.
“The university generally does not in-vestigate or assess its students’ personal
lives and does not discriminate against students simply because they have crimi-nal records,” James Ridge, associate VP for enrollment, said to CTV.
UBC denies requests for Japanese honourary degreesSally Thorne, chair of the UBC Senate Tributes Committee, said that UBC will not be granting honourary de-grees to the Japanese UBC students who were denied the chance to complete their university education following the declaration of war on Japan during the Second World War.
Mary Kitagawa, a member of the Greater Vancouver Japanese-Canadian Citizens Association, peti-tioned UBC to grant those students honourary degrees two years ago.
“Universities along the west coast of America have granted honourary degrees to Japanese-American students who were expelled, and the same should be done for Japanese-Canadians who went to UBC,” Kitagawa said.
AMS fee struggling students
Students facing financial hardship will soon be able to apply for an
AMS fee subsidy. As part of the March 2011 AMS referendum, three per cent of collected AMS fees will be put towards successful appli-cants’ fee costs.
Subsidies for U-Pass and SUB renewal fees have been available since 2003 and 2008, respectively. This year, the application for subsi-dies will be streamlined and include all three.
For those who qualify, said AMS President Jeremy McElroy, “students will get back all of their AMS core fees and other AMS fees, excluding the opt-outable ones.” U
Andrew BatesWeb Writer
While U-Pass dispensing machines have crashed twice since August 25, over 24,000 September passes have been issued.
However, organizers of UBC’s student transit program are confi-dent the program will go off without a hitch for the first week of classes.
“There’s been a lot of attention on the distribution side of the pro-gram, and we’ve been extremely pleased with the results so far,” said Carole Jolly, UBC’s director of transportation services.
“The lineups tend to generate first thing in the morning, actually, before the Bookstore opens,” she said. “We’re able to quickly clear these lines ... and the machines themselves spit out the passes in about one to two seconds.”
“The feedback I’ve been getting from the majority of students is that the lineup has not been long,” said Jeremy McElroy, AMS president.
The two biggest problems were incidents on Tuesday and Thursday, when U-Pass machines were down from one to two and a half hours. According to Jolly, there was a database problem. This broke down communication between the Enrolment Services department and the dispensers.
However, when the machines were down, staff distributed the passes by hand. “We don’t antici-pate these database issues to come up again, they’ve been resolved and addressed,” she said. “It has noth-ing to do with stress or volume.”
McElroy is hopeful the glitches will subside. “In seven days, we’ve already got half the passes out,” he said. “Come September 16, when October passes will be valid and everyone’s already going to be on campus, I think that conges-tion during those two weeks is going to be even less than what we’re experiencing now.” U
Lofty prices at new Ponderosa Housing Hub unreachable for students
A timeline leading up to the controversial executive pay raise.TIMELINE BY BRIAN PLATT
News briefs
Tim ChowContributor
Students will have another UBC housing option come September 2013, but while the Ponderosa Housing Hub will add 1100 student beds to campus, the rental prices might be too high for students on a tight budget.
“The cost of living in this facility puts it out of reach of many UBC students,” said AMS Arts rep Kyle Warwick, who took issue with the high prices at the July AMS Council meeting.
Current projected rental rates are $900 per month for single unit studios, $845 each for two bedroom units and $745 each month for four bedroom units.
“UBC’s Housing and Hospitality Services should be able to provide a better rate for student hous-ing, “ Warwick added. “If this was necessary for UBC Housing and Hospitality Services to break even, I would understand this cost, because this organization is mandated to not lose money. [But] this organization actually contributes a substantial surplus to UBC each year.”
In the combined budgets for UBC Vancouver and UBC Okanagan, Student Housing & Hospitality Services (SHHS) had a surplus of over $16 million in 2009-10 and over $19 million in 2010-2011.
However, SHHS said while they recognize students’ financial perils, students who can’t afford the hous-ing have other options.
“It’s always a concern that some students report that they cannot afford the type of accommodation offered through UBC, especially as SHHS residential rates are es-tablished at or below market rental
rates,” said Brian Heathcote, UBC’s chief financial officer for housing and conferences.
“There are many types of residen-tial accommodation offered through SHHS, most with lower rental rates than this new development,” he said.
“Please keep in mind that SHHS is once again full this September, including units with similar rental pricing rates as is contemplated in the Ponderosa development.”
Matt Parson, VP Academic and University Affairs, said that UBC is keeping to low standard rental rates. “UBC Housing aims to provide
housing below market value, but how do we define the market? If the benchmark we are holding our-selves to is the Kitsilano to Point Grey area, even 5 to 15 per cent be-low market value is quite high.”
“Under student financial aid, the needs assessment for housing is set at $560 per month, which is quite difficult to find anywhere...The university along with AMS must address this issue,” he added.
However, Heathcote said that this is an issue to be taken up with the government, not with the uni-versity. U
AMS Council hikes exec pay post-referendum U-Pass distribution off to shaky but successful start
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July 2009: VP Finance Tom Dvorak tells AMS Council that they need to consider raising stu-dent fees to alleviate a $250,000 structural deficit.
April 2010: VP Finance Elin Tayyar pegs the structural deficit at $327,000 and tells AMS Council that at the current rate, they have 1.87 years before bankruptcy.
December 2010: VP Finance Elin Tayyar gives a fiscal update to council that projects a $141,000 deficit, despite spending cuts of $200,000.
February 2011: The AMS an-nounces a referendum to raise fees will be held in March. VP Finance Elin Tayyar tells The Ubyssey that “I’m a little bit wor-ried that students don’t realize that if [the referendum] doesn’t pass, we will see cuts of hundreds of thousands of dollars.”
March 2011: The fee referendum passes with 52.2% of students in favour.
April 2011: After the BC government announces a minimum wage increase, a motion to raise the salaries of AMS employees is brought to council. The proposal includes an immediate pay raise for executives. The executive pay raise is postponed.
August 2011: Council votes to raise execu-
tive salaries by a total of $32,500,
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George LiContributor
For students who have spent thou-sands of dollars on tuition for their classes, the idea of dishing out more money for textbooks can be frustrating.
However, students have other op-tions. Last year, the UBC Bookstore started offering textbook rentals at 55 per cent off the original cost. And a new option from Amazon’s Kindle, which boasts savings of 80 per cent over traditional textbooks, could lessen the financial drain on students.
“Rental books are a very cost effective option for students. We know that they have limited budgets or want to spend money on other aspects of life at university,” said Rebecca Irani, a UBC Bookstore representative. She said that the rental program was implemented after seeing the success of similar programs in US colleges.
To see which is the most cost-effective option, we’ve compared the prices of some typical first-year textbooks from both the Amazon website and the UBC bookstore.
Total: $355.90 if the students buy new textbooks from Amazon.
$424.75 if the students buy them new at UBC Bookstore.
$318.60 for used books at UBC.
$251.50 if the students take advan-tage of both used books and UBC rental program.
When asked about future plans for UBC Bookstore services, Irani said that in 2012 the UBC Bookstore will compare prices of major com-petitors and make the information available online. U
Textbook rentals a cheaper alternative
Over the summer, students tend to go their separate ways and generally forget
about UBC for a few months. The Ubyssey had regular online
news updates throughout the sum-mer, but in case you haven’t been paying attention, we’ve put together the summer’s top headlines to bring you up to speed.
1. UBC says no to the NCAA
In an April press conference, UBC President Stephen Toope in-formed the media that the univer-sity would not apply for member-ship with the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), the US-based athletic behemoth that UBC Athletics had long coveted to join.
The decision meant that UBC will stay part of Canadian Interuniversity Sport (CIS), where they will continue to advocate for larger scholarships and a tiered con-ference structure.
“As we look ahead, UBC will continue to work with the CIS to ensure that students and stu-dent athletes across Canada are provided with the best opportuni-ties for competition and develop-ment,” said Toope at the time.
2. Christy Clark wins provincial by-electionChristy Clark won a May by-election for the BC Liberals in
Vancouver-Point Grey—the riding which includes UBC campus.Clark took the win with 7371 votes, closely followed by NDP candidate David Eby at 6776 votes. Other party representatives were far behind, at 511 votes for the Greens and 369 for BC First.
The by-election was held after former premier Gordon Campbell stepped down in November 2010. The by-election solidified Clark’s place as BC’s new premier.
3. Koerner’s Pub closed for the summer, remains closed in September
In May, the Graduate Student Society (GSS) voted to close Koerner’s Pub and Catering for the summer with no scheduled re-opening date.
GSS President Andrew Patterson and VP Administration Paul Save cited mounting financial losses for forcing the pub’s closure. Koerner’s and GSS Catering lost $152,148 in 2010 and was projected to lose $175,000 this year.
“We felt that council had to move on it very quickly to recog-nize the problem and essentially stop the bleeding,” said Patterson.
Despite pledging in May that they intended to reopen the pub in September, GSS VP External Jamie Paris said that there is still no set date to do so. The GSS is currently negotiating with third
parties who could help run the pub and share the financial risk.
“These third parties would be outside businesses, and the GSS would hope that they would take on all of the liability of the pub, and would allow us to consult with them to make sure that the pub keeps its current look and feel.”
4. Petition botches UBC Bookstore re-nameThe UBC Bookstore was set to be renamed “UBC Central” in August, but plans were pushed back due to negative feedback from the UBC community, which included an online petition.
“We are postponing the name change to collect more input from our customers and the UBC com-munity at large,” said Rebecca Irani, communications manager for the UBC Bookstore.
Kim Snowden, a women’s and gender studies professor, began circulating an online petition against the name change as soon as she received the campus-wide email notification in July.
“Books in their basic format symbolize learning, desire for knowledge,” said Snowden. “If we take away the name ‘bookstore,’ we dissociate ourselves from the fact that this is a part of what we do. Renaming it alienates from us that idea, from book culture and I think that is really crucial for a university campus.”
Days later, the petition had re-ceived over 750 signatures.
“They haven’t been willing to look to the future and try to understand that the Bookstore is still going to be a wonderful place to get books,” said Debbie Harvie, managing director of University and Community Services at UBC, said in response to the negative reaction.
“But we’re also a place that has a lot of other services and products.”
5. University opts out of Access CopyrightIn a broadcast email sent out by UBC in August, the university announced they would be opting out of Access Copyright (AC), a Canadian licensing organiza-tion that facilitates compensation from universities to publishers.
The university stated they found AC’s increased cost, as well as the mandatory surveil-lance of their faculty, staff and students’ copying activities, to be unacceptable.
Opting out means that mem-bers of the university will need to ensure that they stay within copy-right laws or risk a legal battle. For some copyrighted materials, permission must be granted di-rectly from the author of the work every time it is used. U
—Compiled by Micki Cowan
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COMMUNITY>>Farmade hopes to build on last year’s success
John HayesContributor
While UBC is abuzz with the return of its students, some may hope to get more from the usual array of Pit nights, froshes and frat party hopping.
Luckily, UBC Farm’s annual cel-ebration known as Farmade will be taking place this Friday, September 16 from 3-8pm.
“FarmAde is held to let more people, particularly first-years, know about the academic and com-munity opportunities available to them at the Farm,” said Anelyse Weiler, communications coordina-tor at UBC Farm.
With East Van craft beers, grass-fed beef and vegan-friendly burg-ers, there will be plenty of ways to celebrate the arrival of a new school year and support the cultural grass-roots of UBC and Vancouver.
Attendees will also get a glimpse into a day in the life of the Farm, as the weekly Friday harvest will be happening throughout the event.
“It’s pretty unique to be able to
come out to a farm in the middle of the city, and especially to celebrate during the back-to-school season,” said Weiler.
“The goal is to celebrate the Farm and draw people out who wouldn’t necessarily come out otherwise.”
There will also be a free bicycle valet and shuttle bus service to encourage environmentally sound transportation options. Proceeds from FarmAde will support the UBC Farm’s general sustainability programming and operations. U
THEATRE >>Breaking funny bones since 1999David ChenContributor
UBC Improv co-president Michael DeMaria found his niche the way many students do: through aimless wandering during Clubs Days.
“It’s an amazing community to be a part of and that more than anything is why people should be interested,” he said.
On their website, UBC Improv describe themselves as “breaking funny bones on campus since 1999.” But more than just a bunch of like-minded students with a passion for
making people laugh, the club has become a stepping stone for its play-ers and alumni.
Besides appearing in regular bi-monthly shows that UBC Improv hosts at the Neville Scarfe building, they can also be spotted at numerous on and off campus events through-out the year. In November, they will become the first Canadian univer-sity team to compete at the College Improv Tournament in Seattle. U
For more on UBC Improv, visit their website at ubcimprov.com or follow them on Twitter @UBCimprov.
Mixing it up with Felix Cartal
This Week
The drinks at FarmAde will be flowing during AMS Firstweek, making it worth the walk.MICHAEL THIBAULT/THE UBYSSEY
Yukon Blonde rock UBC, one beard at a time
Rebekah HoContributor
Felix Cartal is a pretty ordinary guy.
He listens to The Beatles, has a passion for sushi and spends his weekends DJing shows around the world.
So, maybe not entirely ordinary.The former UBC English stu-
dent—now a popular DJ—will be performing with JFK as part of AMS Firstweek at the Pit Pub. Cartal has mixed feelings about returning to his old Point Grey campus.
“I’m excited, of course, to go there again,” said Cartal, “but there’s a bit of weird nostalgia too. But not in a bad way.”
The Vancouver native first made his mark in the electronic world during a school exchange in Glasgow, when tracks he posted online garnered positive reactions. People were intrigued by the ag-gressive nature of his electronic mixes.
“I played in punk bands growing up,” said Cartal. “I think the dance music I make has a certain aggres-siveness to it that maybe comes through from my punk days.”
Cartal also takes inspiration from his fellow DJs.
“Whenever they send me music, I’m inspired to work harder and be better,” says Cartal.
“It’s like this camaraderie, and not a competition, but you always want to be one step ahead of them.”
Alongside his travels, which have taken him to Europe and back, Cartal is also working on his second album which, he said, has “a lot more pop influences, catchier, more sing-a-long songs that everyone will hum after the show.”
Cartal’s performance at AMS Firstweek will be his first time back on campus since Block Party earlier this year.
“Block Party was really fun, but it was a lot bigger,” says Cartal. “This time it’s going to be, you know, sweaty in the Pit.
“I remember the Pit from my days. It’s kind of grungy. But it’ll be fun with JFK and MSTRKRFT. It’ll be a good party.”
Felix Cartal and JFK of MSTRKRFT play the Pit Pub on September 8. Tickets are $20 at the Outpost and www.northerntickets.com. 19+.
Catherine GuanContributor
For the Vancouver-based quartet Yukon Blonde, the most forbidding frontier hasn’t been their Klondike namesake. Instead, the critically-acclaimed rockers feel that their lush harmonies and luscious beards have yet to conquer the hometown crowd.
“I felt like [Vancouver] is our last city,” said guitarist Brandon Scott. Yukon Blonde hope to complete their conquest at AMS Firstweek, where they will be playing with the Arkells on September 10 in the SUB Ballroom.
Scott, along with vocalist Jeff Innes, bassist John Jeffery and
drummer Graham Jones, are com-ing off a banner year. Earning criti-cal nods from Polaris and WCMA with their self-titled debut LP, the gold-hued sound of Yukon Blonde does away with affectations. Their finely-wrought hooks and open-armed harmonizing have won over audiences wherever their van pulled off the highway.
While their sound may take nostalgic dips, Yukon Blonde isn’t at all reluctant to reinvent. The band’s previous incarnation was the Kelowna five-piece Alphababy. According to Scott, “We wanted a whole new band name, whole new songs, scrapped all the Alphababy songs.” The current Yukon Blonde lineup was cemented with the
addition of drummer Jones.In a non-stop tour over the last
year and a half, Yukon Blonde has dashed across North America and Europe. It hasn’t been easy. Scott recalled their first tour in Quebec: “It was really cold and we ended up camping out on the side of a lake and sleeping in the van...I remember feeling a little insane that night, for sure.”
But for every low, there was a more rewarding high. Remembering their European tour last year, the guitarist said, “I never thought we would be touring Europe, you know, and that was always our goal.”
Fans have found ways to show their appreciation for the band. While in Denver, a man who really
liked their “Wind Blows” video used it as the basis to make personalized scarves for the whole band.
Yukon Blonde was back in the studio over the past months, record-ing 14 new tracks. Four of these will be released this month in the EP Fire//Water and the rest will be on their sophomore album, to be released next year.
“It’s really nice to have fresh material to hit the road with again,” said Scott.
Before embarking on their North American tour, Yukon Blonde and their beards must brave the harsh terrain of UBC. Scott isn’t daunted. “We can get the party guy out in anyone...and I’ve always encouraged crowd surfing.” U
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Firstweek?For students that want to see the group in action, UBC Improv has a series of events lined up in con-junction with AMS Firstweek.
Totem Ballroom: Tuesday, September 6, 8pm Vanier: Wednesday, September 7, 8pmIzzy Mac Ballroom in Gage Towers: Thursday, September 8, 8pm
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The rite of moving into university residence is both universal and endlessly repetitive. Cars move in, students pour into their new homes, parents fill out forms, bags are un-packed and cars move out.
Of course, within this assembly line are thousands of teenagers gaining freedom. And almost all of them couldn’t be happier.
“I’m excited about everything, re-ally,” said Justin Li, a Science student from Maple Ridge who moved into Haida House on Saturday. “I’m go-ing to Costco soon though. I forgot a router, my toothbrush. Basic stuff.”
On the other side of the transfer are parents.
“Emotional day for mom today,” said Joanne Turner, a White Rock mother seeing off her daughter at Totem. “I hope she meets a lot of people. We’ve taught her enough, she’s going to do great. I’m very proud of her.”
A university is a place for the young and inquisitive. But in the most important ways, move-in day belongs to parents.
–With files from Josh Curran
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SportsEditor: Drake Fenton
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UBC goalkeeper denies a corner kick in an exhibition match against ICST Pegasus last Thursday.GEOFF LISTER PHOTO/ THE UBYSSEY
Men’s program looking to take the final step
The UBC Thunderbirds men’s soc-cer team came within one goal of the Canadian Interuniversity Sport (CIS) national championship last season.
Though the team lost 1-0 to York University in the final, it was still a successful year for the team. They were the Canada West champi-ons, head coach Mike Mosher was named coach of the year by the BC Soccer Association and three play-ers were selected to play for Canada at the Universiade Games in China.
The team’s success last season is far from surprising. The program has a well-established winning cul-ture and since 1974 they have won a CIS record 11 national titles.
“The goal for this program is to always be at the top,” said Mosher. “We consistently have a team that we feel in any given year can be in the fight for the national champi-onship and maybe even more so this year.”
Last season, first-year players like midfielder Gagandeep Dosanjh played well in the team’s charge to the CIS final. Mosher expects more of the same from his younger play-ers this year, pointing out that they already have a bevy of experience playing soccer at a high level.
“We’re really fortunate to have had a good relationship with the Whitecaps in the past to attract these kinds of players,” he said.
The Whitecaps residency program is a big reason that the
Thunderbirds benefit from a great wealth of high-level talent. Eight players on the roster, including Dosanjh, are listed as having come to UBC from the Whitecaps and competition to be in the starting lineup is intense.
“It’s a good problem to have as a coach…but we’ve got to maximize what we’ve got and take nothing for granted,” said Mosher. “We have a lot of weapons going forward and we score a lot of goals, but we need to be strong defensively.”
Centre-back Jason Gill, the team’s captain who spent the sum-mer with the Canadian Universiade team, will need to be the team’s de-fensive rock this season. Right-back Matt Allard and attacking mid-fielder Tyson Keam are other senior players who Mosher thinks will be important for the team.
“There’s a real desire, for those three in particular, to go out as win-ners this year.”
It’s definitely a motivation for Gill. “In my first year I was privi-leged to come away with a national championship; ending off my UBC career by winning, that would be phenomenal,” he said.
Qualifying for the CIS national championships will be even harder this year because the University of Victoria is hosting the cham-pionship and will be granted an automatic berth, leaving only one other available spot from the Canada West division. Mosher said that UBC faces a tough fight for that open spot, pointing to the University of Saskatchewan,
University of the Fraser Valley and University of Alberta as being par-ticularly strong threats.
And if there’s one match that fans should be excited for, Mosher said the home opener against UVic, a match-up between two of the best varsity teams in the country, will be a “cracker” of a match and one worth watching.
Gill couldn’t agree more.“That for sure will be one of
the tougher games. We know that first game will come a long way for rankings at the end of the season. It’ll be a big one for us,” he said.
The two teams kick off September 9, at 7:15pm at Thunderbird Park.
Women’s program priming new recruits
For any university sports program, dealing with departing players and breaking in new recruits is a major hurdle. It’s a particular challenge for the Thunderbirds women’s soc-cer team this season, as they will have 11 new players joining their roster in a bid to improve on their second place finish in the Canada West last year.
Second-year head coach Mark Rogers isn’t daunted by the amount of new recruits, and expects the new crop to make an immediate impact.
“The players coming in are of a very high quality... all of them are doing really well, and they all have a chance to contribute right out of the gate,” he said.
In particular, two former BC team goalkeepers have been brought in who Rogers feels can ad-dress some of the team’s weakness-es. One of them, Ally Williamson, was also in the Vancouver Whitecaps residency program.
Though the team qualified for nationals last season, they were
eliminated from medal contention in the first round with a 1-0 loss to Wilfrid Laurier University.
For Rogers, only time will tell if a benchmark for success was estab-lished last season.
“To come in the top five in my first season was relatively satisfy-ing, but the goal here is always to win,” he said.
There is little disparity in the ten-team Canada West and there is
no university on the ‘Birds sched-ule that Rogers expects to be an easy game.
“With every team, it’s really tight every game,” he said. “It really will come down to the odd game and hopefully in those big games you can come out with the result.”
This summer UBC participated in the Pacific Coast Soccer League (PCSL). Playing in the premier division, they won the league and the cup final. More importantly for Rogers, it allowed the T-Birds to get together and gel months earlier than usual.
“It was an opportunity to get some games with all these new players coming in. I’m very positive and hopeful that it will be a posi-tive influence on the group as we go into the season,” he said.
That experience in the PCSL was good for team bonding, said team captain Kelly Cook, and especially helpful for preparing for those crucial games that could eventually define the team’s season.
“That will definitely push us through those challenges because we’re already so close,” she said, adding that with a host of newcom-ers this season, leadership from the senior players will be an integral component of the team’s ability to succeed.
UBC opens their season by trav-elling to Langley to play against Trinity Western on September 10. Their first home game will be September 16 against Regina at Thunderbird Park. U
National championship in sight for men’s and women’s soccer teams
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Scheduling sidelines Shrum BowlAndrew BatesSenior Web Writer
The cancellation of this year’s Shrum Bowl has sent a wave of disappointment through the UBC Thunderbirds football team.
“I’m disappointed, it’s a real shame our schedules don’t work out,” said Serge Kaminsky, a defen-sive end for UBC. “I love playing against SFU. I think it’s the biggest rivalry we got here.”
The future of the annual match, first played in 1967, has been up in the air since cross-town rivals SFU moved from the Canadian Interuniversity Sport (CIS), where UBC plays, to the second divi-sion National Collegiate Athletics Association (NCAA), the American organization for university sports. Last year, the game was staged as an exhibition, but last week UBC Athletics confirmed the game will not be played this year.
“It’s got a lot of tradition,” said Shawn Olson, coach of the Thunderbirds football team. “It hasn’t been played every year since its inception, though, just because of scheduling issues, and that’s sort of what we’re running into at this stage.”
The only bye week for UBC is Thanksgiving, which is the same for all universities in the six-team Canada West conference for the forseeable future. However, SFU had a regular season game booked for that weekend, and football teams are reluctant to play two games in the same week.
“They used to do it, but it’s tough,” said Billy Greene, UBC’s quarterback. “You play Tuesday night, and you play Saturday afternoon, so you only really get Wednesday, Thursday to practice for a new team. It’s doable, but it’s not ideal.”
SFU’s coach, Dave Johnson, also expressed regret that the match was called off. “I understand that there are some challenges to make both schedules mesh, but flip-flopping from one year to the next is not fair to the tradition of this event or to the local football com-munity,” he said.
“I believe that both schools should be invested in making this game happen,” Johnson said. “UBC decided to take a trip to San Francisco to play a pre-season game on a date that we had open.”
But according to Olson, the pre-season wasn’t a workable option.
“We could have that game re-place what we did in Menlo last weekend, except in Menlo we treated it as an exhibition game,” he said, noting that they used lots of substitutes and spread around play-ing time. “The Shrum Bowl is not the kind of game we would want to approach that way.”
In the 1980s, the match was seen as a way to establish a com-parison between the two schools. “Simon Fraser was playing in the NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) and it was like, ‘We’re playing in the US and we’re better than you,’” said Bob Philip, director of UBC Athletics. “There were a couple years when Frank [Smith] was coaching [UBC] that they just hammered Simon Fraser.”
But according to Philip, the match lost some of its lustre in the 90s as it took a backseat to UBC’s Vanier Cup hopes, with UBC rest-ing its starters some years. “I know there was one year, the fans at UBC
were yelling and screaming and our coaches finally put our starters in and we won the ugliest game ever 11-9,” Philip said. “It kind of got away.”
Current T-Birds remember the game fondly. “You know a lot of the guys. We all grew up playing in BC and a lot of the guys who come here and go there, we’ve played against each other,” said Greene. “I have friends on other teams, but I know like 50 guys on the SFU football team.”
“I’m kind of disappointed that we’re not having one. I want to get revenge,” Kaminsky said. “I’ve played in the past three myself, started two of them. Some of my best games were against SFU. I re-member a bunch of sacks.”
Kelly Wanless, a fourth-year hu-man kinetics student in the Blue Crew, UBC Athletics’ promotional street team, remembers attending the Shrum Bowl in her first year. “I was kind of disappointed, obviously, because I think it’s kind of a good thing for first-year students,” she said. “I thought it was a good way to establish a rivalry that we had with SFU, which is not too huge, but it kind of established that fun fan rivalry with them.”
Olson said the players will be able to deal with it. “They would like to play the game, but at the same time, they understand that that’s not our goal,” he said. “This is the big differ-ence between UBC and SFU when
the Shrum Bowl’s on. Generally SFU will quite often point towards that game as their biggest game. UBC, we’re trying to win national cham-pionships, so the Shrum Bowl is another game on the schedule.”
Philip noted that possible op-tions to hold the game next year include staging it in January, like an NCAA bowl game, or swapping bye matches with a CIS team to match up with SFU. The players hope that something can be worked out.
“I’m not going to be able to be a part of it,” Kaminsky said, “but I’ll be in the stands drinking it up and yelling at SFU for sure. It’s a good rivalry, something we gotta get back.” U
Due to time conflict, annual cross-town rivalry between SFU-UBC put on hold
The SFU Clan celebrate after winning last year’s Shrum Bowl, beating UBC 27-20. GEOFF LISTER/THE UBYSSEY
Drake FentonSports Editor
On Friday night at Mosaic Stadium in Regina, the UBC Thunderbirds upset the No. 6-ranked University of Regina Rams 21-10 in their first game of the season.
UBC quarterback Billy Greene completed 15 of 26 passes for 262 yards and 2 touchdowns without throwing an interception.
T-Bird head coach Shawn Olson said that Greene’s performance was the best he has seen from him thus far.
“He was accurately distributing the ball and made good decisions out there,” Olson said.
UBC came out of the gate fly-ing, with Greene connecting with receiver Jordan Grieve for a 63-yard touchdown bomb on the fourth play of the game. On the ensuing Regina drive, quarterback Marc Mueller in-jured his shoulder on an eight-yard rush. He left the game and didn’t return.
Entering the season, Mueller was widely considered one of the best quarterbacks in the country.
T-Bird running back Brandon Deschamps punched in a one-yard rush for a touchdown at the 11:36 minute mark of the second quarter to give UBC a 14-0 lead. The deficit proved too much for a Mueller-less Regina squad to overcome.
Olson was impressed with his team’s performance against the fa-voured Rams, but he wasn’t shocked that his team pulled off the upset.
“You never play games on pa-per, especially in week one,” he said. “It’s always a dogfight in the Canada West, it comes down to how you play on that given day and [Friday] we were a little bit better than they were.
“I was real proud of how our guys focused and I think they did a good job. The victory doesn’t mean we accomplished anything. We are going to enjoy the win [Friday night], and then get back to work [Saturday]. We have a tough oppo-nent in Calgary next week and we will have to continue to get better and continue to play better.”
The defence, led by Serge Kaminsky’s seven total tackles and three sacks, was what Olson felt was his team’s best unit in the victory.
“Our defence was great. They did a great job of bending but not break-ing and played the run really well,” he said. “That is a good offensive team, with or without Mueller, and I was really proud of how our de-fence played against them.” U
UBC beats Regina 21-10 in first game upset
33 The amount of times the Shrum Bowl has been played.
2 The victory difference in the series. SFU leads with a 17-15-1 record.
2007 The last year UBC won the Shrum Bowl.
1983 The last year the Shrum Bowl was cancelled.
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2304 The number of fans who watched UBC upset Regina at Mosaic Stadium.
35 The number of points Regina beat UBC by last year.
27 The number of minutes it took Regina to score.
2 The amount of minutes it took UBC to score.
290 Total number of yards compiled by quarterback Billy Greene.
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Why the AMS needs your righteous anger
Hello, new students. Welcome to UBC.
You now belong to a student union, the Alma Mater Society (AMS). The AMS takes a fairly small amount of money from you in the form of a student fee, but when all these fees are added together, it makes up a budget of millions of dol-lars. So you should pay attention to what your student union is doing.
And you should get angry when your student union does silly and/or stupid things. Don’t get angry just for the sake of it; I’ve been an AMS councillor, and I know for certain that most councillors are very hard-working, honest and in-telligent people. But when the AMS does something silly, they’re often gambling that not enough people are paying attention for it to matter. You should get angry about these things because ultimately, that’s what keeps your student union in line.
Last spring, the AMS held a ref-erendum asking for more of your money. Students were told, accu-rately, that revenue was not match-ing expenses and that the AMS would have to start cutting services if fees weren’t raised. The referen-dum passed by a razor-thin margin of 2.2 per cent.
This is why it is absolutely bon-kers that the AMS has now decided to give their executives a mid-term pay raise. It undermines their own established procedure of only raising executive salaries when
the election turnover takes place at the Annual General Meeting, and though the AMS did not lie to students during the referendum by claiming it was all about services (and I was one of the people loudly making that claim), it sure looks like they lied now.
Furthermore, it is almost certain that the process used to immediate-ly hike salaries broke very important rules about code suspensions and budget committee approval require-ments. I’ve laid this out in a more detailed (but slightly more boring) way on The Ubyssey’s website.
Now, by any objective measure, the executives of the AMS do de-serve a pay raise. And the call for the raise did not come from the executives themselves (although the president has taken every inadvis-able opportunity to tell us why his salary should be raised.) But why did the AMS have to break its own rules about raising salaries of execu-tives? Why couldn’t it wait until the turnover? What the hell is the big rush? These executives knew what they were going to be paid when they ran for election.
The answer is that the AMS has decided they don’t care what it looks like to students when they rush in an early executive pay hike—or at least don’t care enough. This is where you come in. Students have to care, or things like this will keep happening.
So, new student, I hope you take this advice. Getting involved in stu-dent politics doesn’t have to mean running in an election or joining a committee. Getting involved can simply mean paying attention to what your student union is doing, and raising a righteous fury when they do something wrong. U
What I wish I knew in first year
So you’re a fresh-faced first-year, thinking to yourself, “Gee whiz! The world is my oyster!” Or maybe you’re petrified of life and planning to spend the next four years huddled in your dorm room. In any case, wel-come to post-secondary life: it’s a big confusing mess of highs and lows and somewhere in there, if you’re lucky, you’ll figure it all out.
You might ask why I’m talking to you right now. Well kids, I’ve been around for a while. We’re talk-ing four years in Arts, two years in Commerce and three years in Applied Science—not to mention a three-year working break. In that time, I’ve made my share of mis-takes and even had a few successes. I’m thinking you could benefit from learning a little about both.
First of all, odds are you have no idea what you’re actually here for. You might think you do, but trust me, you probably don’t. You’re now part of a school of 48,000 stu-dents, with hundreds of clubs and thousands of classes. I’m willing to bet you never considered “farmer” as a career option when you were doing surveys with your guidance counsellor, but there’s a farm on campus that you can help out at. You probably haven’t considered starting your own micro-brewery, but you probably never had a brewing club
back at high school. So check it all out: frats, sororities, clubs, student government, all of it. You might just find the thing you’re actually here for.
Secondly, there’s no right way to get your degree. In fact, you don’t even need to get it at all. If you’re not enjoying the classes you’re taking, stop taking them! Try courses from another department that catch your eye. If you don’t find what you’re looking for, then consider taking time off or enrolling in trade school. You can do very well for yourself in the trades, sales and any number of other careers without ever getting that piece of paper. Getting a degree just for the sake of it is an expensive way to spend several years being miserable.
Lastly, PARTY! University is as much about the people you meet and the experiences you have as it is about classes, clubs and all the rest. You don’t have to go drinking at ev-ery event on the UBC social calendar (half should do just fine), but defi-nitely look for ways to get out, meet people and get up to shenanigans. Try things that scare you! Get into trouble! These are the stories that you’ll tell your kids someday. Unless they’re really good, in which case, you’ll hope they never find out. U
Hans Seidemann is the VP Communications and Administration of the Engineering Undergraduate Society.
How the Barenaked Ladies killed rock & roll at UBC
Block Party 2010 may have put the AMS in substantial deficit, but another long-term legacy of the Barenaked Ladies-fronted event is becoming clear: big concerts on this campus are dying.
The rock and roll dinosaurs behind “If I Had A Million Dollars” brought turnout at the event to a new low of 2900 and put the society $103,000 in the hole. In summer of 2010, the AMS budget committee determined that the event—which had once featured big-name acts like The Roots—needed to be pared down. And so last year, we saw smaller hip-hop and electronic acts like Rye Rye and Switch take the stage for Block Party.
And people showed up. The concert didn’t exactly break even, but it was successful enough that the money-strapped society didn’t cut the cord. The sunny weather certainly helped, but the DJ for-mat—which cost far less than the $115,000 spent on talent for the 2010 show—seemed to be a solu-tion. This year’s Welcome Back BBQ, headlined by Chicago rapper Kid Sister and 19-year-old house/dubstep artist Porter Robinson, shows us what the AMS has learned since 2010: that people would rather dance with their fel-low students than crowd surf over them.
Passing the buck on student housing pricesFor all of the excitement we had for more student housing on campus, jaw-drops followed the unveiling of rental prices at the soon-to-be-built Ponderosa Housing Hub.
UBC’s Student Housing and Hospitality Services (SHHS) has said they are trying to maintain financial sustainability and that $750-900 a month for a student is at par or slightly below market prices. So the SHHS is providing the same level of service for stu-dents as condo developers in Point Grey. Fantastic!
Brian Heathcote, SHHS chief financial officer, said we should be cognizant of the fact that at the end of the day, all UBC housing is filled
for September. But filled rooms do not translate to consent or support of these prices. People pay because they have to—students have loans, or parents that are able to scrounge the cash to foot the bill.
The response from Managing Director Andrew Parr on behalf of SHHS was that the province should increase the housing allowance on student loans from $573. Passing the buck like this is easy, but won’t gain the respect or support of stu-dents struggling under post-sec-ondary debt.
Campus planning behind closed doorsOne thing you might notice in these pages is that we focus on develop-ment a fair bit. That’s because this campus is building all the time. And while university is the devel-oper, owner and regulator of the land, they often put student con-cerns low on their list of priorities. We feel this is a problem.
Which brings us to Campus and Community Planning (CCP). They’re the group that oversees the planning stages of develop-ment, and currently they’re decid-ing what to do with “Gage South,” the area around the bus loop and MacInnis Field. It’s vital that it remain student-centred. However, CCP has decided to make their meetings completely private be-fore they put it forward to public consultation.
We understand that private dis-cussions are essential in the plan-ning process—but that’s what going “in camera” is for.
Given that CCP has perhaps the worst reputation on campus for actually listening to what students think, shutting the public out of all planning meetings seems like poor optics at best—and blatant disre-gard for student interest at worst.
A cancelled Shrum Bowl is a loss for everyoneThe Shrum Bowl won’t be played this year due to scheduling con-flicts. The Shrum Bowl, a Vancouver showdown between the UBC and SFU football teams, is usually the marquee sporting event of the year and certainly the marquee event of the fall. It is the only game that
gets a wide range of students out to Thunderbird Stadium. Plain and simple, people get fired up about the Shrum Bowl. Players love playing the game, alumni love coming to see it, first-years love getting obnox-iously drunk in the stands and the atmosphere is electric. It’s a shame that it’s been cancelled.
Now there is one less reason—leaving us with very few indeed—for students to get excited about cam-pus sports at UBC.
Deported WWII students deserve a degree
The Vancouver Sun reported last week that UBC is deciding how to best remember the infamous exodus of Japanese-Canadians from Vancouver during the Second World War. The forced deportation of tens of thousands of Japanese-Canadians to internment camps in the interior, based only on xeno-phobic fear, was one of the darkest points of our province’s history. The 75th anniversary of that decision takes place next year, and sadly, UBC has ruled out giving honou-rary degrees to those who were attending our university before be-ing kicked out. We know that there are always a myriad of cultural, feasibility, and long-term consider-ations to be made when addressing historical wrongs, but honourary degrees seem like the least UBC can do to recognize the occasion. U
Editor’s Notebook
Brian Platt
CorrectionsIn an article titled “Copyright now responsibility of UBC—AC dropped” in the August 16 issue of The Ubyssey, it was stated that Dr Mira Sundara Rajan was the Canada Research Chair in Intellectual Property Law. Dr Rajan no longer holds the chair. The Ubyssey regrets the error.
In a perspective titled “Solving conflict through film” in the August 16th issue of The Ubyssey, a quote was incorrectly attributed to Shoni Aronovich. The statement, “Filmmaking is a stress-filled, caffeine-injected enterprise,” was actually the opinion of the author. The Ubyssey regrets the error.
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09.06.2011 | 15ScenePictures and words on your university experience
I always promise myself I won’t stare.
Every time I go to Wreck Beach I promise myself I’m not going to be that guy. You know the guy I’m talk-ing about —the creepy perv who leers from behind mirrored sunglasses or pauses by rows of topless women and pretends to look contemplatively out at the horizon.
There are also the guys who snicker, safely hidden behind their expensive board shorts, pointing at the fanny packs or gasping at the monstrous dangly bits of cocksure passersby.
But sometimes it just can’t be helped. Let’s be honest—a naked hu-man body is weird and fascinating and grotesque. Sometimes you just can’t look away. And at Wreck Beach you have a dizzying array of human flesh parading by you, daring you to look away.
Usually, though, within 20 min-utes, the “Holy shit, naked people!” headspace turns into a “Meh, naked people,” mentality.
Recently I made plans to head
down to Wreck with a girlfriend of mine, and at the last minute my 15-year-old brother Tyler asked to tag along. At first I had misgivings about bringing him along, con-cerned about being a corrupting influence. But then I realized, you know, what are older brothers for?
And though Tyler did his fair share of ogling (“Will, look! A naked guy with an afro!”), he eventually got into the spirit of things. He even behaved himself when he bought a Coke from a leather-skinned naked woman.
I’ve spent the last four years at the University of Victoria, and we have nothing that compares to Wreck Beach. Our biggest attrac-tion was our female-male ratio and the ubiquitous bunnies, which have now been purged from the campus.
I loved UVic, but I’m stoked about my return to the Mainland. So now that I’m starting my Master’s here at UBC, I’ve decided to take full ad-vantage of the local amenities.
Which, of course, includes spend-ing a significant amount of my time working on my full-body tan among the sun-worshippers of Wreck.
I was almost asleep, about half an hour after we set up our towels, when a jolly Santa Claus came stroll-ing along wearing nothing but his sandals. He had long, curly brown hair and a full beard. His gut jiggled
as he walked, and his belly button looked like a fleshy smile.
He sat down in front of me, and out of a large canvas bag he pulled out a neon green frozen Margarita in a Ziploc bag. It came with a little spoon and a bendy straw. For $8, I considered it a deal.
It tasted like Heaven.So I sat there, basking in the sun
with a topless girl and my little brother, and contemplated how fucking awesome my life is. In fact, I believe this is what they call “the life.”
I have to admit I still feel weird
about taking off my clothes in a public place, though I’ve always been a bit of a nudist. And the stairs leading back up to campus are a grueling slog. But I think I can safely say Wreck Beach is my favourite place in Vancouver.
I think I’ve found the Promised Land. U
I’m back in Vancouver, and I’ve seen the promised landMelodramatic
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