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  • 7/30/2019 Shackalackas

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    Shackalackas

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    $ KA little spiritual excursus

    ccording to (erroneous anerisian) teachings about spiritual energy points,

    called "chakras", there is the very damn ancient (and probably also

    erroneous) Erisian tradition of the Shacklackas. Shackalackas are the energy centers

    of spiritual disorder, occurring at indeterminate areas of the body which

    in more detail below. There are 5 major and 17 minor Shackalackas,

    and because the pineal gland counts twice, that makes 23 Shackalackas

    (Dont ask! Just believe it!). Unfortunately, the tradition has been passed down

    that I can not distinguish what is major and what is minor Schackalacka &

    also do not know all 23 points. Here the ones I know (The first two are definitely

    the main points / areas):

    pineal gland

    appendix

    upper right wisdom tooth

    left 4th toe (ring toe)

    left nipple

    right half of the tonsils

    right earlobe

    left sinus

    shortly left underneath the pancreas

    right synovial bursa (underneath the (right of course) kneecap)

    haemorrhoids

    bladder

    Stimulation of these areas is likely to have interesting consequences...

    All information without guarantee, as always. Risks lie with the user!

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