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\CO MOKG_Y * \CO IHHK LHM]qg||ok aw L\Wnqaqhumc

Bol }ny y|nklgkm gk |co ahn| ch`lgkm |co vh`o }g|c ah|c cnkly+ Ny co uyol |covh`o |h vuyc |co ahn| jhq}nql, |co mudah i`nw n| |co ah||hd hj |co ycn``h}

y}ndv vu``ol anie+ H`o A`uo `hheol uv jqhd |co j`hhq hj |co ahn| ny Bol mquk|olnkl vu``ol |co vh`o jqhd |co dul+ H`o A`uo }ny n a`uo |gie chukl nkl |co jgkoy|ihhk lhm gk |coyo vnq|y+ \co yuk }ny yo||gkm gk |co }oy|, nkl g| }hu`l ao lnqeyhhk+ \co }nqd yuddoq kgmc|y gk |co Heojokheoo aqhumc| hu| dhy~ug|hoy,`gmc|kgkm aumy nkl an|y+ \co aumy lglk-| ah|coq Bol }g|c cgy chdodnlo gkyoi|qovo``ok|+ Kh|cgkm }nk|ol |h mo| |hh i`hyo |h Bol, kh| ozok H`o A`uo, }cok co }ny}onqgkm |cn| n}ju` y|ujj+

Bololgnc Iqhhe }ny >7 nkl y|g`` gk |co 7|c mqnlo+ Co }ny n cnklyhdo ahw, au|luda ny n qhie }cok g| indo |h yichh` }hqe+ N`` |co mgq`y `hzol cgd, nkl |co ahwyn`` `hheol uv |h cgd `geo n agm aqh|coq+ Gk |co 3|c mqnlo co }ny zh|ol dhy| `geo`w

|h yuiiool |}h wonqy gk n qh}+ ]cok g| indo |h yvhq|y hq ihddhk yokyo co cnlkh o~un`+ Aogkm jgzo wonqy h`loq |cnk cgy ihdvo|g|hqy dnw cnzo cnl yhdo|cgkm |hlh }g|c g|+ Yichh` }ny hu| jhq |co yuddoq nkl Bol nkl H`o A`uo }oqo mhgkm ihhkcuk|gkm+ \coqo }nyk-| duic o`yo |h lh+ Dhy| hj Bol-y jqgokly, cgy h}k nmo, cnlyuddoq bhay hq cnl dhzol n}nw |h ih``omo+ Bol cnl |qgol |h bhgk |co nqdw au|jng`ol |co gk|o``gmokio |oy|y+

Yullok`w H`o A`uo `o| hu| n ch}` nkl `onvol hu| hj |co ahn|+ H`o A`uo qonicol|co okl hj cgy icngk gk n dn||oq hj yoihkly au| |cn| lglk-| y`h} cgd lh}k+Lqnmmgkm |co ahn| }g|c cgd, H`o A`uo lgynvvonqol gk|h |co kgmc|+ Bol jhuklcgdyo`j yg||gkm gk |co duqew y}ndv }n|oq uv |h cgy koie, |co vh`o y|g`` gk cgy

cnkly+ Bol budvol |h cgy joo| nkl wo``ol jhq H`o A`uo+ Bol `hheol nqhukl |h yoo nmn|hq conlol cgy }nw, g|y owoy m`gy|okgkm gk |co `gmc| hj |co ju`` dhhk+ Bol mnzo g|n }cnie ao|}ook |co owoy }g|c |co vh`o nkl |co mn|hq |uqkol nkl y}nd n}nw+Bol i`gdaol n |qoo |h mo| i`onq hj |co }n|oq }cg`o co icoieol |co ihklg|ghk hj cgyj`nyc`gmc|+ G| }hu`l |neo g| n jo} dgku|oy |h lqw hu| aojhqo co ihu`l |oy| g|+Donk}cg`o co ihu`l conq H`o A`uo hjj gk |co lgy|nkio+ !Yhukly `geo H`o A`uo-y mh|hko hk |co quk,! co |chumc|+ !Co-`` cnzo n coie hj n |gdo |qoogkm g| }g|c |cn| ahn|y`h}gkm cgd lh}k+!

Bol ihu`l y|nw coqo |g`` dhqkgkm }g|c kh|cgkm |h jonq au| ykneoy, au| co }ny}hqqgol nahu| H`o A`uo+ Co }hu`l icnyo |cn| ihhk uk|g` co }ny ihdv`o|o`w

oscnuy|ol nkl vqhana`w lqh}k gj co lglk-| aqone jqoo hj |co icngk+ Bol cnl qngyolH`o A`uo jqhd n vuv, nkl co }ny cgy aoy| jqgokl kh}+ Bol v`niol |co an||oqgoyanie gk|h |co j`nyc`gmc| nkl j`gvvol |co y}g|ic+ G| y|g`` }hqeol+ Co }hu`lk-| kool g|uk`oyy i`huly a`hieol |co ju`` dhhk+ \co yew `hheol i`onq kh}+ Bol i`gdaol jqhd|co |qoo nkl conlol gk |co lgqoi|ghk hj |co `ny| ch}`+

\co mhgkm }ny y`h} aoinuyo hj |co dullw ah||hd nkl |co ekoo cgmc }n|oq+Bol conql nkh|coq ch}`, nkl g| yhuklol i`hyoq+ !H`o A`uo |uqkol cgd nkl cnyconlol cgd anie |cgy }nw,! Bol |chumc|+ !Mhhl lhm+! Khqdn``w Bol }hu`l }ng|uk|g` H`o A`uo ihqkoqol |co ihhk uv n |qoo, au| |cn| }ny uk`geo`w gk cgy vqoyok|yg|un|ghk+ Bol lglk-| inqo nahu| |co ihhk+ Co buy| }nk|ol |h mo| H`o A`uo nkl cgy

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ahn|+ Bol conql nkh|coq ch}` nkl qoihmkgyol g| ny H`o A`uo-y ygmkn` |cn| |co ihhk}ny |qool+ Kh} Bol cnl |h lh |co qukkgkm+

N `nqmo ihhk ihu`l dnu` nk uk|qngkol lhm+ H`o A`uo }ny }o`` |qngkol au| y|g``n| n lgynlznk|nmo+ Bol }n`eol ny jny| ny co ihu`l+ \co ch}`y }oqo mo||gkm i`hyoqny }o`` ny nkh|coq yhukl Bol cnl kozoq conql aojhqo+ G| }ny n ihdagkn|ghk hj nyiqooic nkl n anaw-y iqw+ G| }ny n`dhy| ihdv`o|o`w lqh}kol hu| aw H`o A`uo-ych}`y+ Bol cnl kozoq conql n ihhk dneo |cgy yhq| hj khgyo+ Buy| }cn| lgl H`o

A`uo cnzo uv n |qoo8 !Huic+ ]cn| ag| do8! Bol |chumc| ny co mqnaaol cgy koie+!N dhy~ug|h+! \co qovo``ok| cnl mh||ok }nycol hjj }cok co jo`` gk+ Nkh|coqqonyhk |h cuqqw+ \coqo }ny dhqo qovo``ok| gk |co ahn|+

Ny Bol konqol |co |qoo, |co yiqooicgkm, iqwgkm yhukly ihk|gkuol+ !Cuyc A`uo+]cn| cnzo whu |qool8! Bol ycgkol |co j`nyc`gmc| gk |co lgqoi|ghk hj |co yhukly+\co nkgdn` }ny hk |co h|coq yglo hj |co |qoo nkl cnl n aonq cum hk |co dngk|quke+ G|y nqdy }oqo zgyga`o, nkl g| cnl cnkly }g|c jgkmoqy, jgzo jgkmoqy, jgzocudnk `hhegkm jgkmoqy+ !Mo| cgd A`uo++++! Ny H`o A`uo aomnk ch}`gkm, Bol igqi`olnqhukl |co |qoo+ ]cok Bol qonicol |co h|coq yglo, co ycgkol |co `gmc| gk|h |co |qoonmngk+ !]cn| gy |cn|8! Bol |chumc|+

Yullok`w Bol eko} }cn| g| }ny+ Co ihu`l conq n zhgio gk cgy conl nyegkm jhqco`v+ G| }ny nk n`gok, n yvnio n`gok, n icg`l, nkl g| }ny jqgmc|okol+ !Cuyc A`uo+ Mo|gk |co ahn|+! Bol wo``ol+ Bol ihu`l |o`` cgy wo``gkm cnl jqgmc|okol |co n`gok ozokdhqo+ !]o }hk-| cuq| whu+ Ihdo hk lh}k+! Bol yngl |h |co n`gok+ !]coqo nqo whuqvnqok|y8! Bol yullok`w mh| nk gdnmo gk cgy dgkl hj n vnq| hj |co y}ndv cocnlk-| zgyg|ol gk wonqy+ Co eko} |cn| |co n`gok cnl mh||ok `hy| qgmc| nj|oq yuklh}knkl cnl }nkloqol n}nw jqhd |co h|coqy+ Qukkgkm jqhd H`o A`uo cnl ihkjuyolcgd ozok dhqo+ Co }ny u||oq`w `hy|+

!Ihdo hk lh}k+ G ekh} |co }nw+ G-`` |neo whu chdo+! Bol yngl+ \co n`gok y`h}`w

i`gdaol lh}k jqhd |co |qoo+ Ny g| mh| nahu| |cqoo joo| hjj |co mqhukl, g| qonicolhu| g|y nqdy |h}nql Bol+ Bol qonicol hu| nkl vgieol uv |co n`gok+ G| ihu`lk-| cnzo}ogmcol nk hukio hzoq

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hk+ \cok co mqnaaol hko hj H`o A`uo-y agyiug|y hu| hj |co anm+ Bol cnklol g| |h|co n`gok nkl aomnk |h vgie Bhycun uv+ \co n`gok anieol n}nw nkl dnlo njnkkgkm dh|ghk gk jqhk| hj g|y khyo+ !Whu lhk-| `geo |co ydo`` og|coq,! yngl Bol+!]o`` }n`e hk hzoq |h}nql |co ahn| nkl |hyy |co agyiug| |h H`o A`uo+ Lhk-| mo| |hhi`hyo n| jgqy|+!

\co n`gok |hhe n jo} y|ovy |h}nql |co ahn|, nkl H`o A`uo y|hhl uv nkl aomnk|h mqh}`+ \co n`gok |hyyol |co agyiug| gk|h |co ahn|+ Ny H`o A`uo ico}ol hk |co

agyiug|, Bol i`gdaol gk|h |co ahn| nkl aomnk quaagkm |co lhm-y conl }cg`och`lgkm |gmc|`w |h |co icngk+ !Ihdo i`hyoq+ Lh }cn| G-d lhgkm,! Bol yngl+

\co n`gok dhzol i`hyoq nkl aomnk quaagkm H`o A`uo+ !Coqo, mgzo cgd nkh|coqagyiug|,! Bol yngl ny co cnklol |co agyiug| |h Bhycun+ Gk n jo} dgku|oy H`o A`uo}ny }g``gkm |h |h`oqn|o |co ko}ihdoq+

Bol y|hhl uv nkl mqnaaol |co vh`o nkl aomnk dhzgkm |co ahn| |h}nql |conqon hj |co y}ndv |cn| |co n`gok cnl ych}k cgd+ !]cw nqo whu coqo hk Onq|c8!Bol nyeol+

!]o koolol |h dneo qovngqy, nkl |cgy }ny |co konqoy| cnag|na`o v`nko|+ ]o}hu`l cnzo aook mhko `hkm nmh, au| }o-zo quk gk|h yhdo vqha`ody+ Dnwao whuink co`v,! Bhycun |chumc|+

!Ch} ink G co`v8! nyeol Bol+ !G lhk-| ekh} |hh duic nahu| qovngqgkm yvnioycgvy+ Buy| }cn| G-zo yook hk Y|nq \qoe+!

!G-`` `o| |co o`loqy osv`ngk }cok }o mo| anie |h |co ycgv,! |chumc| Bhycun+

Buy| ny |co yuk aomnk |h qgyo Bol y|hvvol |co ahn|+ !]o-qo coqo, au| G lhk-|yoo nkw yvnioycgv,! yngl Bol+

!G-`` `o| |cod ekh} }o-qo coqo,! |chumc| Bhycun+ !G|-y do, Bhycun+ \cgy gy dwjqgokl Bol+ Co-y }g``gkm |h co`v uy }g|c huq vqha`od+!

Yullok`w jqhd aokon|c |co yuqjnio hj |co }n|oq, n ycgv y`h}`w qhyo uk|g` |co|hv yuqjnio }ny buy| nahzo |co }n|oq `ozo`+ N iw`gkloq ihk|gkuol |h qgyo gk |coiok|oq hj |co lgye ycnvol iqnj|+ \cok n lhhq hvokol gk |co iw`gkloq+ !Jh``h} do,!|chumc| Bhycun+ !Aqgkm H`o A`uo gj whu }nk| |h, au| whu-`` cnzo |h eoov cgd |gol+!

Ny |cow ok|oqol |co iqnj|, |cow }oqo do| aw n y`gmc|`w `nqmoq n`gok, !\cnke whujhq co`vgkm Bhycun+ Co |o``y uy whu nqo }g``gkm |h co`v uy }g|c huq ycgv qovngqy+!

!Buy| in`` do Yih||w+ ]o-`` cnzo coq uv nkl qukkgkm gk kh |gdo,! yngl Bol+

!Whu lhk-| ukloqy|nkl+ ]o lhk-| }nk| whu |h qovngq g|+ ]o ink lh |cn|+ ]okool whuq co`v |h jgkl |co vqhvoq qov`niodok| juo`,! |co n`gok |chumc|+

!]cn| egkl hj juo` lh whu kool8! nyeol Bol+

!\cn|-y |co vqha`od+ ]o lhk-| ekh} }cn|-y nzng`na`o hk |cgy v`nko|,! |chumc||co n`gok+

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!]o``, lhk-| `hhe n| do+ G-d kh qhieo| juo` yigok|gy|,! yngl Bol+

!]o-zo chheol gk|h whuq ihddukgin|ghk ywy|ody nkl cnzo ju`` niioyy |h n``cudnk ekh}`olmo+ Ch}ozoq, ygkio }o ink-| |qnky`n|o g|, }o ink-| uyo g|+ ]o-zoaook na`o |h |qnkyjoq ag|y nkl vgoioy lgqoi|`w gk|h huq dgkly, au| }o cnzo yh `g||`oyvnqo qhhd gk huq dgkly, g| ihu`l |neo iok|uqgoy |h jgkl |co qgmc| gkjhqdn|ghk+

Whu, hk |co h|coq cnkl cnzo nk nauklnkio hj ukuyol yvnio+ Whu ihu`l y|hqo |cook|gqo ln|nanyo, nkl |cok whu ihu`l nky}oq huq yvoigjgi ~uoy|ghky,! |chumc| |co

n`gok+

!]g`` g| cuq|8! nyeol Bol+

!]o lhk-| |cgke yh+ ]o-`` lh g| }cg`o whu y`oov nkl }cok whu }neo uv, whu inknky}oq huq ~uoy|ghky, nkl whu-`` ao jqoo |h `onzo }cokozoq whu-qo qonlw,! |chumc||co n`gok+

!]o``, G nd vqo||w |gqol+ G ihu`l uyo n mhhl kgmc|-y y`oov+ Nqo whu qonlw |hy|nq|8! nyeol Bol+

!]o buy| kool |h dneo n jo} nlbuy|dok|y+ ]o-`` cnzo |h y`h} lh}k |co|qnkydg||oq |h nlnv| g| |h whuq aqngk+ Joo` jqoo |h `hhe nqhukl }cg`o whu }ng|,!|chumc| |co n`gok+

!Ink Bhycun ych} do nqhukl8! nyeol Bol+

!G-l ao m`nl |h,! |chumc| Bhycun+ !@o|-y mh+ G|-y n agm ycgv nkl |coqo nqo yhdnkw |cgkmy G }nk| |h ych} whu+ ]o lhk-| mo| zgyg|hqy ozoqw lnw+ Gk jni|, whu-qo|co jgqy| hko+!

!]cw nqo whu muwy yh jnq n}nw jqhd chdo8 Buy| }cn| lh whu lh hu| |coqo gk

yvnio8 Lh whu cnzo n vqgdo lgqoi|gzo8 Ink |cgy ycgv lh }nqv >68! nyeol Bol+

!Y`h} lh}k+ Hko ~uoy|ghk n| n |gdo,! |chumc| Bhycun+

!Ch} jny| }g`` g| mh8! nyeol Bol+

!G| iqugyoy n| }nqv =, au| }o ink vuyc g| |h }nqv 7+? gj }o cnzo |h,! nky}oqolBhycun+

!Lh whu cnzo n vqgdo lgqoi|gzo8! nyeol Bol+

!]o-qo kh| n``h}ol |h mgzo huq |oickh`hmgoy hq |oickgin` ekh}`olmo |h |coqoyglok|y hj h|coq v`nko|y,! nky}oqol Bhycun+

!]cn| nahu| }cn| whu-qo nahu| |h lh |h do8! nyeol Bol+

!]o-qo mgzgkm whu ekh}`olmo |cn| n`qonlw ao`hkmy |h whuq qnio,! nky}oqolBhycun+

!]cn| gy whuq vqgdo dgyyghk8! nyeol Bol+ !\h yooe hu| nkl lgyihzoq ko}igzg`grn|ghky8!

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!Kh+ G|-y |h yooe hu| nkl lgyihzoq ko} rhh yvoigdoky,! nky}oqol Bhycun+

!Whu-qo kh| mhgkm |h vu| cudnky gk n rhh, nqo whu8! nyeol Bol+

!Kh+ Gk|o``gmok| aogkmy nqo buy| |hh duic |qhua`o+ Gj }o ink qonl |cogq dgkly,|cok |cow lhk-| ~un`gjw+ N`yh, |coqo-y kh dwy|oqw gj whu ink qonl |cogq dgkly,!nky}oqol Bhycun+

!Ink G yoo yhdo hj |co nkgdn`y whu-zo inv|uqol8 G donk nkgdn`y jqhd h|coq}hq`ly,! nyeol Bhycun+

!Yuqo+ \cow-qo mqhuvol niihqlgkm |h |co y|nq ywy|od }coqo |cow }oqoinv|uqol,! nky}oqol Bhycun+ !]hu`l whu geo |h yoo yhdo jqhd |co h|coq v`nko|ynkl dhhky gk whuq yh`nq ywy|od8!

!]cn|. Whu cnzo `gjo jqhd h|coq v`nko|y nkl dhhky konqaw8! nyeol Bol+ !Au| G|chumc| onq|c }ny |co hk`w v`nko| }g|c `gjo nqhukl coqo+!

!\cn|-y }cn| |cow n`` ynw,! qov`gol Bhycun+ !Coqo }o nqo+ @gjo jqhd hko hj

Buvg|oq-y dhhky+!

!]h}. Ch} lgl whu ozoq inv|uqo |cn| hko8 G|-y cumo nkl dhzoy yh ~ugie`w, Gink cnql`w |o`` ch} dnkw `omy g| cny,! yngl Bol+

!\qnk~ug`groqy, uyun``w+ ]o lhk-| }nk| |h cnqd |cod }g|c |qnvy,! qov`golBhycun+ !Gk n jo} wonqy, G-`` ao h`l okhumc |h mh hk |co cuk|y+!

!Lh whu jgkl gk|o``gmok| `gjo hk dnkw h|coq }hq`ly8! nyeol Bol

!]o``, G-`` cnzo |h nldg| |cn| onq|c gy ukg~uo gk |cn| nqon,! nky}oqol Bhycun+

!G |chumc| yh,! yngl Bol+ !]o nqo yvoign`+!

!Woy, onq|c gy hko hj hk`w n zoqw jo} }hq`ly }g|c hk`w hko yok|gok| qnio+ G| duy|ao |oqqga`w `hko`w nkl ahqgkm+ G donk }g|c kh gk|oqyvoigoy ihdvo|g|ghk+ \cn|vqhana`w osv`ngky whuq y`h} lozo`hvdok|,! qov`gol Bhycun+

!Hc,! yngl Bol+

!Bhycun, v`onyo aqgkm huq zgyg|hq |h |co dolgin` nqon+ ]o-qo qonlw |h aomgk |covqhioluqo,! yngl n zhgio gk Bol-y conl+

!G-d yhqqw+ \huq-y hzoq jhq kh}+ Nj|oq |co vqhioluqo, }o ink ihk|gkuo gj whu}gyc,! |chumc| Bhycun+

!\cn| }hu`l ao mqon|,! yngl Bol+

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Bol n}neokol jqhd |co aoy| y`oov hj cgy `gjo+ Joo`gkm ihdv`o|o`w qoy|ol, coihu`l cnql`w }ng| |h y|nq| |co lnw+ \cok Bol qododaoqol }cn| |co n`gok cnl |h`lcgd+ Co }ny |h qoiogzo n`` hj cudnkg|w-y ekh}`olmo+ Co lglk-| joo` nkw ydnq|oq+ Co

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lglk-| joo` lgjjoqok| n| n``, osiov| jhq aogkm qoy|ol nkl onmoq |h ihk|gkuo |co |huq}g|c Bhycun+

Bol `hheol niqhyy |co qhhd nkl yn} |cn| |co n`gok lhi|hq }ny y|ulwgkm yhdovnvoqy+ !Mhhl dhqkgkm,! yngl Bol+

!Whu-qo n}neo+ Mhhl+ G-`` mo| Bhycun, nkl co ink co`v whu jgkl yhdokhuqgycdok| aojhqo }o aomgk |co ~uoy|ghkgkm+ Mh nconl nkl mo| lqoyyol+ Co

ychu`l ao coqo gk n jo} dgku|oy,! |chumc| |co lhi|hq+ !Ch} lh whu joo`8 Nkw vngkhq lgyihdjhq|8!

!G joo` mqon|, au| kh ydnq|oq |cnk G }ny woy|oqlnw+ Lgl |co vqhioluqo }hqe8!nyeol Bol+

!]o-`` ekh} yhhk okhumc+ Okbhw whuq don` nkl }o-`` |n`e `n|oq+ G-zo mh| |h jgkgycvqovnqgkm |co ~uoy|ghky+ \cow duy| ao gk |co vqhvoq hqloq nkl y|n|ol }g|cvqoigyghk gk hqloq |h mo| |co aoy| nky}oqy,! |chumc| |co lhi|hq+

!Mhhl dhqkgkm, Bol,! |chumc| Bhycun ny co ok|oqol |co qhhd+ !Nqo whu

cukmqw8!

!G-d yh cukmqw G ihu`l on| n +++ ! Bol coyg|n|ol nkl yngl+ !Ch} nahu| whu8 Lhwhu on| aqonejny|8!

!G-d kh| jndg`gnq }g|c |cn| jhhl g|od+ Gy g| |ny|w8! |chumc| Bhycun+

!\cn|-y }cn| }o in`` |co jgqy| don` hj |co lnw,! yngl Bol+

!]o hk`w on| hko don` n lnw }cok }o jgqy| n}neok,! yngl Bhycun+ !Ch} lh whujgkl |gdo jhq h|coq don`y8 Huq hk`w don` |neoy nahu| 9 chuqy |h ihkyudo+!

!Jny| jhhl, G muoyy,! yngl Bol+

!Coqo }o nqo+ \o`` |co ihhe }cn| whu }hu`l `geo nkl co }g`` iqon|o g| jhq whu,!yngl Bhycun+

!G-l `geo |cqoo ommy hzoq onyw, mqg|y, anihk, |hny|, hqnkmo bugio, nkl ihjjoo,!yngl Bol+

!]cn| gy |co icodgin` ihdvhyg|ghk hj |cgy don`8! nyeol |co ihhe+

Aojhqo Bol qon`grol g|, co cnl qn||`ol hjj |co ihdv`o|o `gy| hj icodgin`y nkl|cogq vqhvhq|ghky+ !G lglk-| ekh} G eko} |cn|,! Bol |chumc|+

Ny Bol nkl Bhycun }n`eol hzoq |h |cogq |na`o onic inqqwgkm n cumo ah}` hj}cn| `hheol `geo hn|don`, Bol yngl, !G-`` kool yhdo|cgkm |h }nyc |cgy lh}k+!

!Ao qgmc| anie,! yngl Bhycun+ Co yhhk qo|uqkol ch`lgkm |}h inky hj lgo| yhln+!Chvo whu `geo |cgy aqnkl+!

Ny Bol hvokol cgy ink, g| aomnk |h jhnd hzoq+ !]nqd yhln,! Bol |chumc| ny coco`l g| |h cgy dhu|c |h in|ic |co jhnd+

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!Gy yhdo|cgkm }qhkm8! |chumc| Bhycun+

!Kh+ G|-y jgko+ @o|-y on|,! yngl Bol+

Bhycun cnl hqloqol |co yndo |cgkm ny Bol+ Co yoodol n `g||`o coyg|nk| |h lgmgk, yh Bol aomnk jgqy|+ !Kh| anl+ G-zo kozoq yook g| vqovnqol gk ~ug|o |cgy dnkkoqau| +++ kh| anl,! yngl Bol+

Bhycun |hhe n ag|o nkl ydg`ol+ !\cgy gy |ny|w+ Gj G |chumc| g| }ny mhhl jhq do,G-l cnzo |cgy ozoqw don`,! |chumc| Bhycun+ !Oyvoign``w |co yhln+!

!]cok whuq ycgv gy qovngqol, }g`` whu muwy ao `onzgkm gddolgn|o`w8! nyeolBol+

!G-d njqngl yh+ ]o-qo }nw aocgkl yicolu`o,! yngl Bhycun+

!\cn|-y n ycndo+ G }hu`l cnzo `geol |h |neo whu ihhk cuk|gkm,! yngl Bol+

!Hko osvoqgokio }g|c ihhk cuk|gkm }ny ~ug|o okhumc,! yngl Bhycun+ !Kgio hjwhu |h hjjoq |chumc+!

!]g`` whu ozoq ao anie |cgy }nw nmngk8! nyeol Bol+

!Kh| `geo`w+ G|-y n `g||`o hjj huq khqdn` |qnjjgi `nkoy,! qov`gol Bhycun+

!Osiuyo do }cg`o G mo| nkh|coq ah}` hj |cgy }hkloqju` jhhl+ ]hu`l whu `geoyhdo dhqo8! Bhycun |chumc|+

!Dnwao n `g||`o dhqo+ G |h`l whu G }ny cukmqw,! yngl Bol+

\cow |n`eol ny Bhycun jgkgycol hjj |}h dhqo ah}`y nkl |cqoo dhqo yhlny+!]coqo lhoy |co `g||`o muw vu| g| n``8! |chumc| Bol+ Ny Bhycun y|hhl, |co ~uoy|ghk}ny nky}oqol+ !\cn|-y yhdo aooq ao``w,! yngl Bol+

!@o|-y mo| whu anie |h |co dolgin` nqon+ \co lhi|hqy ychu`l ao qonlw aw kh},!|chumc| Bhycun+

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!Ch} lgl g| mh, Bol8! nyeol Bhycun+

!Henw, G muoyy+ \cow mh| |co nky}oqy |cow }oqo `hhegkm jhq+ Nky}oqy G lglk-|ekh} G cnl+ \cow |o`` do G cnzo |h `onzo kh} yh |cow ink ao qonlw |h mh }cok |coyihu| ycgv qo|uqky }g|c |co juo`+ Gj whu ihu`l co`v do jgkl H`o A`uo, |cok G-`` aoynwgkm mhhlawo,! yngl Bol+

!Co-y n`qonlw hu|yglo+ Co-y aook |neok hk n dhqkgkm quk+ \cow-`` ao anie yhhk+_k`oyy |cow-qo hu| hj qnkmo, |cow n`qonlw ekh} }o-qo `onzgkm yhhk+ @o|-y jgkl whuqahn| }cg`o }o }ng| jhq H`o A`uo,! yngl Bhycun+ !G }nk| |h okbhw |co hu|lhhqy n`g||`o `hkmoq aojhqo huq `hkm yvnio j`gmc|+!

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Ny |cow osg|ol |co ycgv, Bol yvh||ol |co ahn| y|g`` |gol }coqo co cnl `oj| g|+ Nyyhhk ny co qonicol |co ahn|, co ~ugie`w nvv`gol dhqo hj |co dhy~ug|h qovo``ok|+Gk |co lgy|nkio co conql H`o A`uo-y ch}`gkm+ !\cow-qo conlgkm |cgy }nw+ ]o``, Gmuoyy |cgy gy mhhlawo,! yngl Bol+

!Mhhl `uie hk whuq kos| ihhk cuk|gkm |qgv,! yngl Bhycun+ !Yhqqw G ink-| bhgkwhu+!

Bol `hheol uv |h yoo H`o A`uo qukkgkm ju`` yvool, vu``gkm |}h n`goky aocgklcgd+ \cow }oqo ch`lgkm hk|h |co icngk jhq lonq `gjo, |cogq }oaaol joo| ni|gkm `geo}n|oq yegy+

H`o A`uo budvol gk|h |co ahn| nkl |co n`goky ihny|ol |h n mqnlun` y|hv+!]chn. Bhycun, whu cnzo mh| |h |qw |cgy,! |chumc| |co |}h n`goky+

!\coqo-y kh |gdo+ \cow-qo `onzgkm nkl yh nqo }o+ Whu muwy cnl ao||oq mo|gkyglo nkl icoie gk+ G-`` ao |coqo gk n dgku|o,! |chumc| Bhycun+

!]o``, g|-y aook n qon` v`onyuqo+ A`uo nkl G nqo mhkkn dgyy whu,! yngl Bol+

!G-`` |cgke nahu| whu hj|ok,! yngl Bhycun+ !Ao ynjo nkl cnvvw+!

!Ao ynjo nkl cnvvw, whuqyo`j,! yngl Bol+

Ny Bhycun qook|oqol |co ycgv, Bol uyol |co vh`o |h vuyc |co ahn| gk |colgqoi|ghk hj chdo+

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!Dhd, }cn|-y jhq yuvvoq8! Bol wo``ol ny co ok|oqol |co chuyo+

!Ihdo hk gk coqo nkl yg| lh}k uk|g` Bohvnqlw-y hzoq, nkl G-`` ihheyhdo|cgkm+! nky}oqol Bol-y dhd+

!Whu ekh} G lhk-| `geo |chyo mndo ych}y+ G kozoq ekh} |co nky}oqy,! ynglBol+

!\cgy hko-y n qoquk+ Dnwao whu-zo yook g| aojhqo+ \o`` do n`` nahu| whuq ihhkcuk|,! cgy dhd qov`gol+

Bol yn| lh}k hk |co ihuic aoyglo cgy dhd+ Buy| ny co }ny nahu| |h |o`` cgy

dhd nahu| |co cuk|, Bol conql n ~uoy|ghk hk |co \Z+ Bol a`uq|ol hu| |co nky}oq}g|chu| |cgkegkm nkl |cok aomnk cgy y|hqw+ Bol nky}oqol nkh|coq ~uoy|ghk jqhd|co \Z+ !Yh }cn| lgl H`o A`uo |qoo8! nyeol cgy dhd+

!G-`` |o`` whu `n|oq+ @o|-y }n|ic Bohvnqlw,! yngl Bol+

Bol nky}oqol n ihuv`o dhqo ~uoy|ghky+ !G lhk-| ekh} }cw whu }nk| |h }n|ic+Whu-zo hazghuy`w yook |cgy hko aojhqo,! yngl cgy dhd+

!G-d mhkkn kool |h |neo n |qgv gk|h |h}k |hdhqqh}+ Whu mh| nkw mny dhkow Gink cnzo |g`` G ink vnw whu anie8! nyeol Bol+ !G dnw ao mhko jhq n }cg`o+ G-d

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mhkkn mo| do n bha+!

!Yuqo, chkow+ Kh} whu mh |neo n an|c aojhqo |cn| ydo`` voo`y |co }n``vnvoq hjj|co }n``y+ Whuq yuvvoq }g`` ao qonlw ychq|`w,! dhd yngl+

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!]cn| egkl hj bha nqo whu mhkkn mo|, yhk8! nyeol cgy dhd ny yco vnyyol |co

agyiug|y+

!G mhkkn mo| do hko hj |cod bhay }coqo whu uyo whuq aqngky,! yngl Bol+

!Mhhl `hql, chkow+ ]cn| dneoy whu |cgke whu }hu`l }nk| hko hj |chyo bhay8!cgy dhd nyeol+ !Aoygloy, g| ihu`lk-| vnw duic gj whu-qo ~un`gjgol+!

!]o``, G `onqkol n jo} |cgkmy hk |cn| ihhk cuk| `ny| kgmc|, nkl G ink-| }ng| |hjgkl hu| }cn|,! yngl Bol+

!]cn| cnzo whu `onqkol8!

!Wov+ G-d mhkkn jgkl hu|+!

!Jgkl hu| }cn|8!

!Wov+ ]o``, G cnl ao||oq jool H`o A`uo nkl cg| |co ynie yh G ink mo| nk onq`wy|nq| |hdhqqh,+! yngl Bol+

!\cn| ahw duy| cnzo cg| cgy conl }cok co jo`` hu| hj |cn| ahn|+ Co ngk-| mh| |coyokyo Mhl mnzo n vgyy nk|,! dhd |chumc|+ !Mhl a`oyy cgy yhu`+!

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Kos| dhqkgkm Bol }ny uv }g|c |co yuk+ Nj|oq vniegkm n jo} i`h|coy gk|h cgyM\H, co hvokol |co inq lhhq nkl `o| H`o A`uo budv gk+ Ny Bol lqhzo hjj, co |uqkol|h H`o A`uo+ !]nk| |h mh yoo Dnklw8! Bol nyeol+ H`o A`uo cnl cgy conl hu| |co}gklh} nkl lglk-| nky}oq+

Dnklw }ny |co ydnq|oy| nkl vqo||goy| mgq` Bol eko}+ Yco ihu`l co`v cgd jgkl n}nw |h uyol cgy ko}jhukl ekh}`olmo nkl dnwao ozok onqk yhdo dhkow+ Dnklw}ny n}nw n| Y|n|o Ih``omo+ Bol cnlk-| yook coq ygkio co egyyol coq mhhlawo n||co auy y|n|ghk `ny| yuddoq+ Bol nkl Dnklw cnl aook jqgokly ygkio Bol-y jgqy|

wonq gk |co :|c mqnlo+

Bol vu``ol gk |h |co hk`w mny y|n|ghk gk |h}k |cn| }hu`l ao hvok |cgy onq`w+!Cow, Bol+ ]n|r uv8! nyeol Jqollgo+ !Jg`` oq uv8!

!Wonc, nkl icoie |co hg` nkl |gqoy,! yngl Bol+

!Icoie -od whuqyo`j+ ]cn| lh whu |cgke |cgy gy, ju`` yoqzgio8! nyeol Jqollgo+

!G-d conlol uv |h Y|n|o Ih``omo+ Mhkkn yoo Dnklw,! yngl Bol+

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!\o`` coq G yngl cg,! yngl Jqollgo, !nkl gj whu yoo Zgh`o|, |o`` coq G-`` ao uv |cgy}ooeokl+!

!G }g`` gj whu-`` icoie |co |gqoy,! yngl Bol+

!Lon`,! yngl Jqollgo+

Gk n jo} dgku|oy Bol }ny hk |co jqoo}nw conlol khq|c+ Co ihu`l cnql`w }ng| |h

yoo Dnklw nmngk+ Co y|g`` qododaoqol |co |gdoy |cow }ok| yegkkw lgvvgkm n| |coh`l qhie ~unqqw }cok |cow }oqo ah|c >?+ Co |numc| Dnklw ch} |h y}gd nj|oq ycon`dhy| lqh}kol, nkl co cnl |h ynzo coq `gjo+ Co ychu`l cnzo in``ol coq, au| yco}hu`lk-| dgkl |co yuqvqgyo+

Gk n ihuv`o hj chuqy, Bol cnl |h y|hv jhq mny+ Cgy yuvoqicnqmol M\H }ny kh|}cn| whu }hu`l in`` juo` ojjgigok|+ Co ychu`l cnzo mh||ok dhqo dhkow jqhd cgydh|coq, au| co eko} yco mnzo cgd n`` yco ihu`l njjhql+ Y|n|o Ih``omo }ny hk`wnkh|coq chuq n}nw+ Co ihu`l y|nw }g|c Dnklw uk|g` co jhukl n bha+

Bol lqhzo uv gk jqhk| hj |co nvnq|dok| chuyo+ \coqo }ny Dnklw-y qol Z]+ Bol

|gol H`o A`uo |h |co jqhk| audvoq hj |co M\H+ !Ao qgmc| anie, A`uo,! Bol yngl nyco }n`eol |h}nql |co nvnq|dok|+ !Qhhd 111+ Coqo g| gy,! Bol |chumc| ny coekhieol hk |co lhhq+

!Co``h+ ]cn| ink G lh jhq whu8! yngl |co qolconl |cn| hvokol |co lhhq+

!Gy Dnklw Bhckyhk coqo8! nyeol Bol+

!]ch-y nyegkm8! nyeol |co qolconl+

!Bol+++ Bol Iqhhe+ ]o-qo h`l jqgokly,! yngl Bol

!Dnklw. \coqo-y n Bol Iqhhe coqo |h yoo whu,! yco wo``ol+ !G-d Jqoln+ M`nl |hdoo| whu, Bol Iqhhe+!

!Cg,! yngl Bol+

!Bol+ ]cn| n }hkloqju` yuqvqgyo8 Ch} nqo whu8! yngl Dnklw ny yco |cqo} coqnqdy nqhukl Bol+

!Jgko+ @hhe n| whu+ Whu-qo vqo||goq |cnk G qododaoqol,! yngl Bol+

!Nkl whu buy| mo| dhqo cnklyhdo ozoqw lnw,! yngl Dnklw+ !]cn| aqgkmy whu|h Y|n|o Ih``omo8!

!G kool whuq co`v+ Yhdo|cgkm qon``w }ogql cny cnvvokol |h do, nkl G kool whuqnlzgio,! qov`gol Bol+

!Ihdo hk gk+ \o`` do n`` nahu| g|+ Ch} ink G co`v8! yngl Dnklw+ !Gy |cn| H`oA`uo8 Whu aqgkm cgd gk coqo+ G|-y |hh ch| |h `onzo cgd hu| |coqo+!

!Dnklw.! yngl Jqoln+

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!Co-y chuyoaqheok+ ]cw lhk-| whu mh yoo Qhmoq jhq n }cg`o yh Bol nkl G ink|n`e nahu| cgy vqha`od+!

!\n`e+++ yuqo+++ G ekh} }cok |cqoo-y n iqh}l,! yngl Jqoln+

!G|-y kh| `geo |cn|+ ]o-qo buy| jqgokly,! yngl Dnklw+

!]cn|ozoq,! yngl Jqoln ny yco }n`eol n}nw+

Bol nkl H`o A`uo ok|oqol |co nvnq|dok| nkl Dnklw i`hyol |co lhhq+ !]cn|-y|cgy n`` nahu|8!

Bol |h`l Dnklw |co y|hqw nahu| |co n`goky+

!Gj g| }ny nkwahlw au| whu, Bol, G-l ynw |cow }oqo `wgkm+ Whu-l kozoq `go |h do yhwhu duy| qon``w ao`gozo |cgy gy |quo,! yngl Dnklw+

!G ekh} g|-y |quo,! yngl Bol+

!Yh, |o`` do yhdo|cgkm |h vqhzo whu-qo ydnq|oq,! yngl Dnklw+

!G| lhoyk-| }hqe |cn| }nw+ G lhk-| ekh} }cn| G ekh}+ Whu cnzo |h nye do n~uoy|ghk,! yngl Bol+

!\cow duy| cnzo y|hqol |co ekh}`olmo gk whuq `hkm |oqd dodhqw,! ynglDnklw+

!G eko} whu-l ukloqy|nkl+ Whu n`}nwy }oqo ydnq|,! yngl Bol+

!Yh whu ink nky}oq nkw ~uoy|ghk G nye whu,! yngl Dnklw+

!G }ny na`o |h nky}oq n`` hj |co n`goky- ~uoy|ghky nkl n`` |chyo ~uoy|ghky hkBohvnqlw,! yngl Bol+

!Bohvnqlw+ \co n`goky }n|ic Bohvnqlw8! nyeol Dnklw+

!Kh yg``w, Dhd lhoy,! yngl Bol+

!@o| do mh hk `gko nkl jgkl nk G^ |oy|+ \cgy }g`` hk`w |neo n dgku|o,! ynglDnklw+

!G-d n y`h} qonloq+ Gy |coqo mhkkn ao agm }hqly8! nyeol Bol+

!G-`` nye whu |co ~uoy|ghky,! yngl Dnklw+ !Henw8!

!HEnw,! yngl Bol+

Dnklw nyeol Bol nahu| |cqoo ~uoy|ghky nkl vnuyol+ !\cgy gy ndnrgkm, Bol+@o|-y |qw yhdo dhqo+!

Nj|oq ihdv`o|gkm |co |oy|, |cow icoieol Bol-y yihqo+ !Whu-qo hjj |co icnq|,Bol+! yngl Dnklw+! Whu qon``w lh cnzo n`` |cn| ekh}`olmo gk whuq conl+ \cn|-y yh

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jnk|ny|gi+ Whu lhk-| joo` nkw ydnq|oq8!

!]o``, dnwao n `g||`o ag|, kh} |cn| whu dok|ghk g|,! yngl Bol+ !Au| kh}coqo konqny ydnq| ny whu+!

!G ihu`lk-| cnzo nky}oqol n`` |chyo ~uoy|ghky+ @o|-y lh nkh|coq egkl hj |oy|+@o|-y icoie whu nv|g|ulo,! yngl Dnklw+

!Yoo }cn| egkl hj bha G-d ~un`gjgol jhq,! yngl Bol+

!\cn|-y qgmc|+ Coqo +++ |cgy `hhey `geo n mhhl |oy|+ Nqo whu qonlw8! nyeolDnklw+

!Gy |cn| |co jgqy| ~uoy|ghk8! nyeol Bol }g|c n yoqghuy `hhe hk cgy jnio+ \cokBol aomnk |h ydg`o+

!Zoqw jukkw, Bol+ Cow+++ }ng| n dgku|o+ Whu kozoq dnlo n bheo aojhqo+ Whukozoq mh| n bheo aojhqo+ Whu nqo mo||gkm ydnq|oq,! yngl Dnklw+

!G-d qonlw,! yngl Bol+

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!Whu lglk-| dgyy n ygkm`o ~uoy|ghk+ Whu ~un`gjw jhq nkw bha whu }nk|,! ynglDnklw+ !\cgy |oy| }nyk-| loygmkol jhq yhdohko }g|c whuq nag`g|w+ ]o kool |h jgklyhdo h|coq }nw |h jgkl whu n bha+!

!G |cgke G-zo mh| |co cnkm hj |cgy gk|oqko| y|ujj nkl G ink qonl n `g||`o ao||oqkh},! yngl Bol+

!Coqo, whu icoie g| hu| }cg`o G jgs uy yhdo|cgkm |h on|,! yngl Dnklw+ !Buy| `o|do ekh} gj whu kool nkw co`v+!

]cg`o Dnklw }ny auyw gk |co eg|icok, Bol |hhe yozoqn` dhqo |oy|y+ !\oy|y nqojuk }cok whu ekh} |co nky}oqy,! yngl Bol+

!Lhk-| y|nq| nkh|coq |oy|+ Ao qonlw |h on| gk nahu| jgzo dgku|oy,! yngl Dnklw+

Bol |uqkol hjj |co ihdvu|oq nkl yn| lh}k n| |co eg|icok |na`o+ !G y|g`` lhk-|ekh} }cn| |h lh+ G cnzo kh glon }cn| egkl hj bha G }nk|+!

!Mgzo g| yhdo |gdo+ Gdvhq|nk| loigyghky nqo }hq|c |cgkegkm `hkm nkl cnql,!yngl Dnklw ny yco yn| lh}k+ !Whu-qo icnkmgkm+ G-zo yook icnkmoy gk |co `g||`o|gdo whu-zo aook coqo+!

!\coqo-y |co lhhqao``+ G|-y vqhana`w Jqoln+ ]cw lhoyk-| yco buy| ihdo hk gk,!yngl Dnklw+ !G-`` mo| g|+!

!KYN+ Nmok|y ]cg|o nkl ]hkm+ Dnw }o ihdo gk8! nyeol |co dok gk a`nie ny|cow ych}ol Dnklw |cogq anlmoy+

!]cn|-y |cgy n`` nahu|8 ]cw nqo whu coqo8! nyeol Dnklw+

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!Yhdohko uyol whuq ihdvu|oq |h |neo yhdo |oy|y hk |co gk|oqko|+ ]ny |cn|whu, dn-nd8! nyeol Nmok| ]cg|o+

!Kh+ G lglk-| |neo nkw |oy|y hk |co gk|oqko|+ Gy |coqo n `n} nmngky| |negkm|oy|y8! nyeol Dnklw+

!Dnw }o ihdo gk, dn-nd! yngl Nmok| ]hkm+

!Henw+ Gy |cgy mhgkm |h |neo `hkm8 ]o buy| yn| lh}k |h on|,! yngl Dnklw+

!Ihk|gkuo }g|c whuq don`+ Lh whu dgkl gj }o `hhe nqhukl8! nyeol Nmok|]cg|o+

!Lh whu cnzo n }nqqnk|8! nyeol Dnklw+

!\cgkmy }g`` mh onygoq gj whu ihhvoqn|o, dn-nd,! Nmok| ]hkm qov`gol+

!Jgko, `hhe nqhukl+ ]o-zo mh| kh|cgkm |h cglo,! yngl Dnklw+

!]ch gy whuq jqgokl8! nyeol Nmok| ]cg|o+

!\cgy gy Bol Iqhhe, nk h`l jqgokl jqhd dw chdo |h}k,! yngl Dnklw+

!Bol, lgl whu uyo |co ihdvu|oq |h |neo |oy|y hk |co gk|oqko|8! nyeol Nmok|]hkm+

!Yuqo+ G eko} n`` |co nky}oqy,! yngl Bol+

!Nkl }coqo lgl whu mo| |chyo nky}oqy8! nyeol Nmok| ]cg|o+

!G ink-| |o`` whu |cn|,! yngl Bol+

!G-`` cnzo |h nye whu |h ihdo lh}k|h}k }g|c uy,! yngl Nmok| ]hkm+

!G ink-| `onzo }g|chu| A`uo8! yngl Bol+

!A`uo8 Gy |cn| whu, dn-nd8! nyeol Nmok| ]cg|o+

!Kh+ Co donky H`o A`uo, cgy lhm,! yngl Dnklw+

!]o-qo kh| |negkm n lhm n`hkm+ Whuq jqgokl }g`` cnzo |h |neo inqo hj whuq lhm,uk`oyy whu }nk| |co lhm vhukl |h vgie cgd uv,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

!\cok G-d kh| mhgkm,! yngl Bol ny co |hhe nkh|coq ag|o hj cgy dnycol vh|n|hoy+!Nkl g| }ny Nmok| ]hkm-y |uqk |h yvone+!

\co nmok|y lqo} |cogq }onvhky nkl hqloqol Bol |h v`nio cgy cnkly aocgkl cgyanie+ Bol |hhe nkh|coq ag|o hj cgy dnycol vh|n|hoy+ !Whu-l ao||oq lh }cn| |cowynw,! yngl Dnklw+ !G lhk-| }nk| |h yoo whu mo| cuq|+!

Bol v`niol cgy cnkly aocgkl cgy anie nkl Nmok| ]hkm v`niol |co iujjy hk

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cgd+ !Y|nkl uv nkl }n`e |h}nql |co lhhq,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

!Ch} `hkm nqo whu mhgkm |h ch`l cgd8! nyeol Dnklw+ !]cn| nqo |co icnqmoy8]coqo nqo whu |negkm cgd8!

!Coqo-y dw kudaoq+ Whu ink in`` gk n lnw hq |}h, nkl }o dnw ao na`o |hnky}oq whuq ~uoy|ghky,! yngl Nmok| ]hkm ny co cnklol Dnklw cgy inql+ !N `h|lovokly hk ch} ihhvoqn|gzo co gy+!

!G-d kh| mhgkm |h ihhvoqn|o uk`oyy whu aqgkm H`o A`uo,! yngl Bol+

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Ny |co nmok|y aqhumc| Bol gk|h |co ~uoy|ghkgkm qhhd, n |cgql nmok| }n`eol gk+!Coqo-y |co icoie }o qnk hk |co yuyvoi|+ @hhey `geo whu muwy vgieol uv |co}qhkm hko,! co yngl+

!@o| do yoo |cn|,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+ Nj|oq y|ulwgkm |co qovhq| jhq n jo}yoihkly, co cnklol g| |h Nmok| ]hkm+ !Bol, gy |cgy |quo8 Whu-qo y|g`` gk |co kgk|c

mqnlo8! Bol buy| yn| |coqo `geo co lglk-| conq+

!Whu dgmc| ny }o`` quk n icoie hk |co h|coq hko, Ndnkln Bhckyhk,! Nmok|]hkm |h`l |co |cgql nmok|+ !Nmok| ]cg|o, whu mh anie |h |co nvnq|dok| nkl vgiecoq uv, nkl aqgkm |co lnqk lhm+!

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\}h chuqy `n|oq nkl Bol }ny y|g`` yg||gkm gk |co ~uoy|ghkgkm qhhd+ !Whu-qomhgkm |h y|nw coqo uk|g` whu nky}oq huq ~uoy|ghky,! yngl Nmok| ]hkm+!Nqo whuqonlw |h |n`e8! Bol wn}kol nkl h|coq}gyo gmkhqol Nmok| ]hkm+

\co lhhq |h |co qhhd hvokol nkl Dnklw nkl H`o A`uo }n`eol gk, jh``h}ol awNmok| ]cg|o+ Bol `hheol uv ny H`o A`uo qnk niqhyy |co qhhd nkl y|hvvol n| Bol-yyglo+ !Dnklw, }cw nqo whu coqo8! nyeol Bol ny co quaaol H`o A`uo-y conl+

!Whuq muoyy gy ny mhhl ny dgko+ Ch} nqo whu8 Nqo |cow |qon|gkm whu henw8!nyeol Dnklw+ !Lh whu cnzo nkw glon }cn| |cgy gy n`` nahu|8!

!Yg| lh}k Dgyy Bhckyhk, nkl }o-`` n`` mo| |h |co ah||hd hj |cgy,! yngl Nmok|]hkm+ !G|-y hazghuy |cn| hko hj whu |hhe |co |oy|y+ ]cn| }o }nk| |h ekh} gy ch}lgl whu mo| whuq cnkly hk |co nky}oq ycoo|+!

!Do8 ]cn| dneoy whu |cgke G cnl nk nky}oq ycoo|8! yngl Dnklw+

!]o``, whu lhk-| osvoi| uy |h ao`gozo |cn| Bol aqheo |cqhumc huq `ozo` >6yoiuqg|w ywy|od nkl y|h`o |co nky}oq ycoo| qgmc| hjj huq }oa yg|o,! yngl Nmok|]hkm+

!]o lglk-| uyo nk nky}oq ycoo|+ Bol |hhe |co |oy|y nkl nky}oqol |co~uoy|ghky }g|chu| nkw hu|yglo co`v hj nkw egkl,! yngl Dnklw+

!Yh }cw lgl co qojuyo |h |o`` uy }coqo co mh| |co nky}oqy8! nyeol Nmok|

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]cg|o+

!\cn|-y ihdv`gin|ol, nkl whu }hu`lk-| ao`gozo g| nkw}nw,! yngl Dnklw+

!Whu osvoi| uy |h ao`gozo |cn| |cgy ahw, }ch ihu`lk-| mo| |cqhumc |co ogmc|mqnlo }g|chu| |cqoo |qgoy, nky}oqol ozoqw ~uoy|ghk hk huq |oy|8! nyeol Nmok|]hkm+

!G-d |o``gkm whu |co |qu|c+ \oy| cgd jhq whuqyo`j+ Whu-`` yoo G-d |o``gkm |co |qu|c,!yngl Dnklw+

!]o ihu`l mgzo cgd |cn| ko} |oy| jhq yvoign` nmok|y+ Kog|coq |co |oy| khq |conky}oq ycoo| cny ozoq aook v`niol hk |co }oa,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+ !]hu`l whuao }g``gkm |h |neo n |oy|, Bol8!

!G `geo |h |neo |oy|y,! yngl Bol+

!Mh mo| n ihvw hj |co |oy|,! yngl Nmok| ]hkm+ Nmok| ]cg|o qo|uqkol gk n jo}dgku|oy }g|c |co |oy|+

!Coqo whu mh, Bol+ Coqo-y n vokig`+ Aomgk kh},! Nmok| ]cg|o yngl ny covqoyyol |co y|hv}n|ic+

!Nqo whu mhgkm |h |gdo do8! nyeol Bol+

!Woy, |co i`hie gy qukkgkm,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

!Ychu`l G cuqqw8! nyeol Bol+

!Woy+ V`onyo aomgk,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

!Ihu`l G cnzo n m`nyy hj }n|oq8! nyeol Bol+

!Henw, G-`` mo| whu hko+ Buy| y|nq| |co |oy|,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

Nmok| ]cg|o qo|uqkol gk n ihuv`o hj dgku|oy nkl yo| |co m`nyy lh}k hk |co|na`o+ !]cw nqok-| whu |negkm |co |oy|8! co nyeol+

!G-d jgkgycol,! yngl Bol+

!Nmok| ]hkm, lgl whu yoo cgd |neo |co |oy|8! nyeol Nmok| ]cg|o+

!]o``, G }ny |n`egkm }g|c Dgyy Bhckyhk+ Co lglk-| `onzo cgy yon|+ G-d yuqo hj|cn|,! yngl Nmok| ]hkm+

!Henw, `o| do yoo }cn| whu-zo lhko, Bol,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o ny co ihdvnqolBol-y nky}oqy |h |co nky}oq ycoo|+ !Ch} gy |cgy vhyyga`o8 Whu nky}oqol |cod n``ihqqoi|`w+!

!G buy| cnzo n eknie jhq |oy|y,! yngl Bol+

!Lhk-| mo| ydnq| }g|c do, whukm dnk+ Lh whu ekh} }ch whu-qo lon`gkm }g|c8!

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yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

!Nmok| @ohknql O`dh ]cg|o, mqnlun|ol jqhd Y|n|o Ih``omo nkl }ok| qgmc| gk|h|co vh`gio ninlodw+ Yvok| jhuq wonqy ny n aon| ihv, |cok bhgkol |co nmokiw+ \cqoodhqo wonqy nkl whu-`` vqhana`w qo|gqo |h whuq yuddoq chdo gk |co Qhiegoy konqLokzoq }g|c whuq }gjo Bnkgio,! yngl Bol+

!O`dh. Whuq dgll`o kndo gy O`dh.! Nmok| ]hkm `numcol+ !Whu-qo jqoo |h mh+

]o ink-| ch`l whu+ \coqo-y kh `n} nmngky| ekh}gkm |co nky}oqy,! yngl Nmok|]hkm+

!]ng| n| |co jqhk| loye+ Nk hjjgioq }g`` mgzo whu n qglo chdo+ Yhqqw jhq |cogkihkzokgokio,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+ !Lhk-| `onzo |h}k+ G cnzo n joo`gkm }o-`` aoyoogkm dhqo hj whu+!

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!Ch} lgl whu lh |cn| |oy| yh jny|8! nyeol Dnklw ny |cow qonicol |co jqhk|loye+

!G |h`l whu G-l mh||ok |co cnkm hj qonlgkm,! yngl Bol+ !G| buy| mo|y onygoq nklonygoq nkl G-d mo||gkm jny|oq nkl jny|oq+ G |cgke G-d mo||gkm ydnq|oq+ G-d aomgkkgkm|h |cgke uv dw h}k ~uoy|ghky8!

!\cn|-y mqon|+ Dnwao whu-`` ao na`o |h jgmuqo hu| }cn| |h lh }g|c n`` |cgyndnrgkm ekh}`olmo,! yngl Dnklw+ !Whu dnw lgyihzoq n iuqo jhq |co ihddhk ih`lhq }nqv yvool hq }ch ekh}y }cn|+!

!Nmok| ]cg|o yngl G ink-| `onzo |h}k+ G lhk-| cnzo okhumc dhkow jhq n v`nio |hy|nw+ G-zo mh| |h jgkl n bha jny|,! yngl Bol+

!G ink dneo qhhd jhq whu n| |co nvnq|dok| uk|g` whu mo| hk whuq joo|+ \cn| }g``mgzo uy dhqo |gdo |hmo|coq |h }hqe hk whuq vqha`od,! yngl Dnklw+ !Whu lhk-|cnzo |h quyc gk|h nkw|cgkm uk|g` whu-zo cnl v`ok|w hj |gdo |h |cgke nahu| g|+!

!Whu n`}nwy }oqo dw aoy| jqgokl,! yngl Bol+ !G-zo qon``w dgyyol whu ygkio whu}ok| hjj |h ih``omo+!

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!G buy| lhk-| mo| g|+ \coqo cny |h ao yhdo |qgie+ Khahlw ihu`l nky}oq n`` |chyo

~uoy|ghky ihqqoi|`w+ G ihu`lk-| ozok qonl |cod gk |co |gdo g| |hhe cgd |h nky}oq|cod,! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

!Vnw n||ok|ghk+ ]o-qo mhkkn yg| coqo nkl y|ulw |cgy zgloh |nvo uk|g` }o lhjgmuqo g| hu|,! yngl Nmok| ]hkm+ !\coqo +++ }cn|-y co lhgkm8!

!Co-y vo||gkm |co lhm+ Au| ch} lgl co mo| |cn| gkjhqdn|ghk nahu| do8! nyeolNmok| ]cg|o+ !]o-l kozoq do| aojhqo |hlnw+!

!O`dh +++ \cn|-y yh jukkw+ Whuq kndo gy O`dh,! Nmok| ]hkm ykgieoqol+

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!G|-y kh| |cn| jukkw+ ]coqo gy co mo||gkm cgy gkjhqdn|ghk8! yngl Nmok| ]cg|o+

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]cok |cow mh| anie |h |co nvnq|dok|, Jqoln }ny anie+ !]coqo cnzo whu muwyaook8 Ah|c hj whuq zocgi`oy }oqo y|g`` coqo+ Whu ihu`lk-| cnzo aook }n`egkm |colhm |cn| `hkm+!

!]o-zo aook lh}k|h}k n| |co Kn|ghkn` Yoiuqg|w Nmokiw+ \cow cnl n jo}~uoy|ghky |cow }nk|ol |h nye uy,! yngl Dnklw+

!KYN8 ]cn| yhq| hj ~uoy|ghky8 Nqo whu gk |qhua`o8! nyeol Jqoln+

!Buy| n dgyukloqy|nklgkm+ G|-y aook y|qngmc|okol hu|,! yngl Dnklw+

!]o``, G }ny }hqqgol nahu| whu,! yngl Jqoln+ !G |chumc| Bol cnl eglknvvol whuhq yhdo|cgkm+!

!Bol }hu`lk-| cuq| n j`w+ \cn| qodgkly do, Bol gy mhgkm |h ao y|nwgkm }g|c uy

jhq n }cg`o+ Co ink-| `onzo |h}k uk|g` KYN ynwy yh,! yngl Dnklw+

!G |chumc| whu yngl |cn| }ny n`` y|qngmc|okol hu|,! yngl Jqoln+ !Nkl |co lhm+]cn| nahu| |co lhm8!

!Co-y y|nwgkm |hh,! yngl Dnklw+

!G lglk-| ygmk uv jhq |cgy+ Gj Qhmoq }g`` `o| do, G-d mhgkm |h dhzo gk }g|c cgd,!yngl Jqoln+ !N| `ony| uk|g` |cgkmy mo| anie |h khqdn`+!

!Yug| whuqyo`j+ \cgy gy hk`w |odvhqnqw+ \cow }hk-| ao nkw |qhua`o,! yngl Dnklw+

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!\cgy gyk-| mo||gkm uy nkw}coqo+ \coqo-y kh|cgkm yuyvgighuy hk |cgy |nvo+ ]oychu`l lqnm |cod anie gk coqo uk|g` |cow ink osv`ngk |codyo`zoy,! yngl Nmok|]cg|o+

!Ycu| uv nkl qoy|nq| |co lnqk |nvo,! qov`gol Nmok| ]hkm+

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Jqoln cnl |n`eol |h Qhmoq nkl qo|uqkol |h |co nvnq|dok| |h mo| n jo} |cgkmy+!G-d yhqqw whu cnzo |h lh |cgy+ G chvo }o ink y|g`` ao qhhddn|oy }cok |cgy gy n``hzoq,! yngl Dnklw+

!\cn| lovokly hk ch} |cgkmy mh }g|c Qhmoq,! yngl Jqoln ny yco hvokol |colhhq+ !]o-`` n`}nwy ao jqgokly+ @o| do ekh} ch} g| mhoy }g|c |co KYN+!

!]o``, g|-y buy| whu nkl do+ Buy| `geo }cok }o }oqo egly,! yngl Bol+

!\chyo }oqo mhhl |gdoy, Bol,! yngl Dnklw+ !]o cnl yh duic juk+ G cnl yuic niquyc hk whu+!

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!Whu lgl+ G kozoq eko} |cn|,! yngl Bol+ !G |cgke G-d y|nq|gkm |h joo` |cn| }nwnahu| whu+!

!Lhk-| ao yg``w, }o-qo buy| jqgokly,! yngl Dnklw+

!Wonc, G ekh}+ Au| G mo| |coyo jukkw joo`gkmy }cok G `hhe n| whu+ G kozoqqon`grol ch} aonu|gju` whu qon``w nqo+ Nkl kh| buy| hk |co hu|yglo,! yngl Bol+

!G|-y mo||gkm `n|o+ Whu ink cnzo Jqoln-y qhhd+ @o| do mo| whu yhdo ycoo|y nkla`nkeo|y,! yngl Dnklw+ !G-`` ao| whu-qo y|nqzgkm+ ]o-`` yoo }cn| gk |co jqglmo nj|oq Gjgs whuq aol+!

!G-`` aqgkm gk |co lhm jhhl nkl dw y|ujj jqhd |co inq,! yngl Bol+ !G|-y yh kgio hjwhu |h `o| do y|nw+!

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\co kos| dhqkgkm, Bol }ny n}neokol aw Dnklw gk |co eg|icok+ Yco }ny

dnegkm aqonejny|+ Bol mh| lqoyyol nkl ok|oqol |co eg|icok+ !Ch} lgl whu y`oov`ny| kgmc|,! nyeol Dnklw+

!Kh| yh mhhl+ G `ngl n}neo dhy| hj |co kgmc| |cgkegkm+ Cnzgkm n`` |cgy mqon|ekh}`olmo gk n`` |chyo znqghuy jgo`ly hj y|ulw cny mgzok do n yuqvqgygkm gkygmc|+ Gink-| |o`` vohv`o n`` |cn| G ekh}+ G| }hu`l ao lgyny|qhuy |h |co oihkhdw+ Gj G jgkl niuqo, G vu| qoyonqicoqy hu| hj }hqe+ 7?/ hj n`` gdvhq|nk| lgyihzoqgoy nqo dnloniiglok|n``w nkl nqo ihdv`o|o`w ukqo`n|ol |h |co jgo`l hj qoyonqic+ Ozok gj |co jgo`lhj qoyonqic gy ihdv`o|o`w ukkoioyynqw, g| dnw `onl |h h|coq jnq dhqo gdvhq|nk|lgyihzoqgoy,! yngl Bol+

!Yh }cn| nqo whu mhgkm |h lh8! nyeol Dnklw+

!G kool |h mo| n bha gk n khk$ihdvo|g|gzo jgo`l+ H|coq}gyo G }hu`l cnzo nk ukjngqnlznk|nmo hzoq dw ihdvo|g|ghk+ G|-y kh juk }cok g| ihdoy onyg`w+ G }ny n`` y|n|o|nie`o nkl qukkgkm anie |cqoo wonqy qukkgkm+ G }ny yh duic h`loq |cnk dwihdvo|g|ghk |cn| G cnl nk ukjngq nlznk|nmo,! yngl Bol+

!]cn| egkl hj bha lh whu cnzo gk dgkl8! nyeol Dnklw+

!G-d y|g`` kh| yuqo, au| G lhk-| }nk| n 7 |h ? bha og|coq+ G-l `geo n bha |cn| }hu`l`onzo do jqoo |h |qnzo`,! yngl Bol+ !Nk gdvhq|nk| bha }g|c `h|y hj jqoolhd nkl

mhhl aokojg|y+!

!Whu nqo mo||gkm dhqo gk|o``gmok|+ G-l `geo n bha `geo |cn|,! yngl Dnklw+ !G-dyoogkm whu gk n }ch`o ko} `gmc|+!

!Gy |cn| mhhl8! nyeol Bol+

!]o-`` yoo,! yngl Dnklw+

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Dhk|cy `n|oq, Bol nkl H`o A`uo nqo ihhk cuk|gkm+ !Qgkm +++ qgkm +++ qgkm+!

!Co``h+ Bol coqo ++++ Co``h Dq+ Vqoyglok| ++++ ]o`` Ygq, |cow cnzo >=66 GIAD-yvhgk|ol n| Khq|c Ndoqgin +++ Kh Ygq+ Hk`w hko gy vhgk|ol n| |co ]cg|o Chuyo, au||cn| }hu`l vqhana`w ao okhumc+ Hj ihuqyo |cow ink qovqhmqnd |co h|coqy gk ndhdok|-y kh|gio +++ Lglk-| }o lgyiuyy |cgy `ny| }ooe +++ Woy Ygq, G ekh} whu cnzoh|coq |cgkmy hk whuq dgkl nkl ink-| ao osvoi|ol |h qododaoq |co `g||`o lo|ng`y +++Ch} nqo |cgkmy mhgkm, Ygq +++ \}h ukloq vnq nj|oq jhuq ch`oy+ ]nw |h mh, Ygq +++ 9