We hung out at the Cornhole Tournament at Jake’s on Saturday, July 31st. We have to report we had a blast! Approx. 15 Teams competed for over $650 cash and prizes and the prestigious title of “Best Cornhole Tosser”. After the tournament the players and spectators pack back in to Jake’s and partied in to the night to the music of local band, Fifth Element. Jake’s owner Justin said he was “very happy with the turn out and the tournament was a lot of fun! Next time I’ll have more bartenders though”, it was a bigger success then anticipated which is great!

For those of you who aren’t up on Cornhole it’s similar to horseshoe’s but, much safer to play while drinking! Teams are made up of 2 people. Each person attempts to throw 2 been bags through a hole on a board 30 feet away. Points are awarded per bag successfully thrown through the hole. The Jake’s tournament was the 4th of 7 tournaments in the 2010 season. The 7th and final tour-nament will be held in December. For information about future Cornhole tournament’s contact Ryan Schroeder at (928) 486-3571 or look in the HBF! Thanks to Jake’s Bar and Grill for hosting the Cornhole tournament!

Page 3 photo credit: Robby Warmuth

We hung out at the Cornhole Tournament at Jake’s on Saturday, July 31st. We have to report we had a blast! Approx. 15 Teams competed for over $650 cash and prizes and the prestigious title of “Best Cornhole Tosser”. After the tournament the players and spectators pack back in to Jake’s and partied in to the night to the music of local band, Fifth Element. Jake’s owner Justin said he was “very happy with the turn out and the tournament was a lot of fun! Next time I’ll have more bartenders though”, it was a bigger success then anticipated which is great!

For those of you who aren’t up on Cornhole it’s similar to horseshoe’s but, much safer to play while drinking! Teams are made up of 2 people. Each person attempts to throw 2 been bags through a hole on a board 30 feet away. Points are awarded per bag successfully thrown through the hole. The Jake’s tournament was the 4th of 7 tournaments in the 2010 season. The 7th and final tour-nament will be held in December. For information about future Cornhole tournament’s contact Ryan Schroeder at (928) 486-3571 or look in the HBF! Thanks to Jake’s Bar and Grill for hosting the Cornhole tournament!

Page 3 photo credit: Robby Warmuth

Guy goes into a bar says to the bartender, “I’ll bet you $50 I can bite my eye.” The bartender wanting to see this lays down 50 bucks. The guy takes out his glass eye and bites it.

He then says, “OK, I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you $50 I can bite my other eye.” The bartender thinks he can’t have two glass eyes and lays another $50 down on the bar.

The guy then takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

The guy starts to notice the bartender getting upset.”OK, I’ll bet you double or nothing you can’t slide a shot glass down the length of this here bar and I can run alongside and pee in it without spilling a drop.”

The bartender thinks to himself, I have got to see this and slides a shot glass down the length of the bar. The guy whips it out and begins to piss on the bar missing the shot glass completely pissing all over the bar! The bartender begins jumping up and down cheering, “Finally I win!”

Just then, another man at the back of the bar stands up, curses and stomps out of the bar. As the guy pays the bartender his winnings, the bartender asks, “Wonder what his problem was?”

“Oh him?” the guy says “I bet him $500 I could piss all over the bar and make the bartender happy about it!”

The Bartender A beer was spilt on the barroom floor, And the bar was closed for the night.

Out of his hole crawled a little brown mouse, Who made a funny sight.

He lapped up that beer, on the barroom floor, And back on his haunches he sat.

And all through the night you could hear him yell, “Bring on that damn cat!”

The Mouse

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Guy goes into a bar says to the bartender, “I’ll bet you $50 I can bite my eye.” The bartender wanting to see this lays down 50 bucks. The guy takes out his glass eye and bites it.

He then says, “OK, I’ll give you another chance. I’ll bet you $50 I can bite my other eye.” The bartender thinks he can’t have two glass eyes and lays another $50 down on the bar.

The guy then takes out his false teeth and bites his other eye.

The guy starts to notice the bartender getting upset.”OK, I’ll bet you double or nothing you can’t slide a shot glass down the length of this here bar and I can run alongside and pee in it without spilling a drop.”

The bartender thinks to himself, I have got to see this and slides a shot glass down the length of the bar. The guy whips it out and begins to piss on the bar missing the shot glass completely pissing all over the bar! The bartender begins jumping up and down cheering, “Finally I win!”

Just then, another man at the back of the bar stands up, curses and stomps out of the bar. As the guy pays the bartender his winnings, the bartender asks, “Wonder what his problem was?”

“Oh him?” the guy says “I bet him $500 I could piss all over the bar and make the bartender happy about it!”

The Bartender A beer was spilt on the barroom floor, And the bar was closed for the night.

Out of his hole crawled a little brown mouse, Who made a funny sight.

He lapped up that beer, on the barroom floor, And back on his haunches he sat.

And all through the night you could hear him yell, “Bring on that damn cat!”

The Mouse

JOKES? Send them to buzz@havasubarfly.com!