the trouble with time - tom hinc
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3rd Year TV Production Sample ScriptTRANSCRIPT
VTI OF A SWIRLING VORTEX (VFX)
A narrator begins to speak
NARRATOR
Throughout history many great
scientists have shared their
incredible gifts with the world.
Einstein, Darwin, Newton & now the
latest addition...KEVIN.
Kevin’s face appears in the Vortex and then fades away. (CL)
INT. DAY. KEVIN & MARY’S FLAT
A wide camera pans down giving us an overview of the entire
flat. It is fairly tidy, except in one corner there is a Red
telephone box with bolts and wires on the floor, lights
flicker on and off in the phone box. en footsteps can be
heard someone is coming towards the door. It opens and Mary
walks in
The narrator begins to speak again:
NARRATOR
Little did Mary know that this was
the day that Mary’s life would
change forever!
Mary begins to look around, confused as to where the voice
is coming from
NARRATOR
For this was the day that young
Mary would embark upon her greatest
adventure with her handsome, sexy,
intelligent, witty, cool &.....
As soon as Mary hears the word ’handsome’ she walks on over
to a mic amp where she unplugs it and the voice is cut off.
Kevin appears from behind the sofa looking sheepish, the
microphone in hand.
KEVIN
Oh, hello Mary.
2.
VT TITLE SEQUENCE/INTRO SONG- 25 SECONDS (VFX)
Mary is now seated on the sofa paper in hand, she’s looking
for acting auditions. Kevin is on his knees messing around
with bits of junk, nuts, bolts & wires are littered all
around him.
MARY
Ugh, there is nothing out there for
an actress at the moment, nothing.
I’ll end up selling myself on the
internet just to pay rent, not the
life I envisioned for myself.
KEVIN (STILL WORKING)
Nah, with your looks, personality
and calculated maximum chest
capacity I’d say you’re looking at
a three figure sum on a good day.
MARY (LOOKING DISGUSTED)
Thanks for your input Kev, always
appreciated. I’m sure your twisted
knowledge of the people trade knows
no bounds.
Mary put the paper down and looks over to Kevin who is busy
working in the corner, muttering to himself.
MARY
Kevin what exactly are you doing
down there?
Kevin stands up to face Mary looking serious.
KEVIN
Mary, brace yourself for I, Kevin
am about to go down in history.
MARY
For the most amount of Kleenex used
in a lifetime Kev, they don’t
exactly give awards for that.
KEVIN
No, if you would listen, I’m trying
to tell you that I have built....A
TIME MACHINE!
MARY (SARCASTICALLY)
Well that’s great. Be right back
I’m off to fetch someone from the
madhouse.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 3.
KEVIN
It’s my ultimate creation. I call
it the TARDIT, stands for Traveling
Around Randomly In Time.
MARY
Why not just call it a TARDIS?
Upon hearing the word ’TARDIS’ Kevin puts his hand over
Mary’s mouth.
KEVIN
Shush. Do you want to get sued?
Kevin looks around suspiciously
KEVIN (LOOKING DIRECTLY TO CAM)
You never know which official BBC
representative may be watching.....
Mary goes for the door, but Kevin Grabs her before she can
go.
KEVIN
No, Mary I’m being serious, I’ve
built a working time machine, why
do you think I took so many days
off work? This thing took a lot of
time and effort.
Mary picks up a Nude Girl Magazine off the side table.
MARY
I can see it took a lot of effort
KEVIN (FLUSTERED, GRABBING IT)
Give me that, its what fuels the
flux capacitor.
MARY
I bet its fueling something.
KEVIN
It really does honest, look this is
the helmic regulator and this is
the ionic buffer.
MARY
This isn’t funny, its just a crappy
old phone box. It’s just sad.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
KEVIN
Look if you step inside I’ll prove
it to you.
MARY
Kevin this is the most pathetic
attempt to get close to me since
that time you conveniently lost
your contacts in my underwear draw.
KEVIN
Like that time except this time I’m
not lying to get up close &
personal with your panties. No this
is a real, working time capsule
which I intend to use to better our
fortunes!
Someone begins furiously knocking on the front door. Both
Kevin and Mary look up. Mary goes over to the door & looks
through the peephole.
MARY
Oh crap, it’s Mr Roy!
KEVIN
Bollocks what if he discovers my
time machine!
MARY
Forget your damn time machine we
haven’t paid this month’s rent!
KEVIN
Or the last, these nudey mags don’t
come cheap you know.
MARY
Oh crap crap crap, he’s letting
himself in.
Mr Roy enters the room. He’s a decrepit old man, lots of
white wispy hair and a walking stick in town.
MR.ROY
Ah thought you could hide from me
did you, thought you could escape
old roy ’ere did ya? Well I’ve got
eyes like a fox and a nose like a
bloodhound.
Mr Roy goes up to Kevin and almost sniffs him.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
MR ROY.
I can smell fear on people ya’
know, & you boy, you wreak of it.
MARY
Mr Roy we’re so so sorry about the
rent situation and we promise we’re
going to pay it as soon as we can.
MR.ROY
No, no, no. I’ve had enough of you.
You’ve been nuffin but trouble
since you got ’ere. Nope I want you
out.
KEVIN
But Mr Roy, what if we could say,
get you double your rent by Monday
what would you say then?
Mr. Roy looks interested. He’s so greedy the idea of extra
money is highly appealing to him.
MR.ROY
Double the rent you say? By Monday?
KEVIN
Absolutely. Every penny.
MR. ROY
If I don’t get that money, I’ll
take everything you own, that
pretty red box should fetch a penny
or two.
Mr.Roy gives them a horrid grin before leaving.
MARY
Why the hell did you say that?
We’ll never be able to pay that
money by then, let alone double.
KEVIN
Your forgetting, my plucky young
sidekick, that I now have a time
machine. At least I will have until
he comes back.
We her Mr.Roy’s voice from outside.
MR.ROY
I just realised you’re two months
behind!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 6.
MARY
Sod it, lets go.
They both run into the time machine.
VT OF SWIRLING VORTEX WITH PHONE BOX IN THE CENTER.
INT. DAY. KEVIN & MARY’S FLAT (ONE WEEK INTO THE PAST. ALL
IS UNCHANGED EXCEPT THE MONTH ON THE CALENDAR AND THE MESS
AROUND THE TIME MACHINE IS CLEAR.
Kevin & Mary both step out of the time machine. Kevin looks
impressed with himself, Mary looks unimpressed that they
haven’t moved.
MARY
Hang on, we haven’t gone anywhere?
You lied to me again!
KEVIN
Calm down Mary, I think, you’ll
find we have. We have gone exactly
two weeks into the past.
MARY (LOOKING AT THE CHANGED CALENDAR)
But, how, did we...? Oh my God,
we actually traveled in time, but
why didn’t the phone box move?
KEVIN
Ah, slight technical fault on my
part there. You see the TARDIT can
travel anywhere in time but not
space so, to a simple regular
humanoid such as yourself. It can
go to any time but it has to be in
this spot.
MARY
So why two weeks in the past?
What’s so special about today?
KEVIN
Well nothing but I knew we’d both
be out, don’t fancy meeting myself.
But then again...two Mary’s does
have it’s appeal...
7.
INT. NIGHT. KEVIN AND MARY’S FLAT.
We see a close up of Kevin’s face looking extremely happy.
Then we see a close up of Mary’s face on his left
MARY
Oh Kevin, you’re so handsome how
did I never see it before
We then see a close up of Mary’s face on his right
MARY
It must be so hard for you, being
so clever and all
We see another close up of Kevin and he gives a cheeky wink
too the camera.
INT.DAY. KEVIN AND MARY’S FLAT.
Kevin is daydreaming and Mary is giving him a funny look.
KEVIN (IN A DAY DREAM)
Oh, baby yeh.....
MARY
For God’s sake Kevin why are we
here?
KEVIN (SNAPPING OUT OF THE DREAM)
Well it’s to test the butterfly
effect?
MARY
The what?
KEVIN
The effect where if you went into
the past and killed say a butterfly
it would have the most radical
effect on the future.
Kevin goes over to the desk and looks at the picture frame
KEVIN
So if I were to knock over this
picture frame for example it could
change our future’s monumentally.
I’m hoping that we might get the
winning lottery ticket, or find a
suitcase full of money.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 8.
MARY
But if you did that, couldn’t you
like kill the prime minister or
something?
KEVIN
Would that be such a bad thing?
Anyway no I’ve calculated that if I
stick to our own personal time
stream following the Causal Nexus,
events that we change in this flat
will only have a direct effect on
us.
Kevin then knocks over the picture frame which shatters.
KEVIN
Now to see how our fortunes have
changed!
Kevin and Mary hop back into the TARDIT.
INT. DAY. KEVIN AND MARY’S FLAT.
Kevin and Mary step outside the TARDIT.
MARY
Did it work, has anything changed?
Both Kevin and Mary look around for any signs of change.
Kevin notices a new picture frame and pulls out his wallet.
KEVIN
Unbelievable. The only thing that’s
changed is that new picture frame
and I’m a tenner short. It’s
like I’ve been intergalacticly
mugged, and here I was hoping to be
King or Argentina.
MARY
Well maybe, it’s like the effects
haven’t happened yet. Maybe it
happens like one month in the
future or something?
KEVIN
Remarkably that could prove a valid
theory. Let’s go.
They step back into the time machine. We see a VFX of the
TARDIT flying through the time vortex.
9.
INT. NIGHT. KEVIN AND MARY’S FLAT 1000 YEARS IN THE FUTURE.
THEY HAVE ARRIVED AT A PARTY. KEVIN IS WEARING A SNORKEL
MARY
This future doesn’t look so bad,
and I can’t believe our flat’s
still here? But why in God’s name
are you wearing a snorkel.
KEVIN
I don’t believe it. Busted lied to
me. It’s the year 3000 and no one
lives underwater.
MARY
Well a party’s a party no matter
what century we’re in.
KEVIN (GRABBING HER)
Mary no, we cannot interact with a
futuristic version of our world, we
might learn terrible truths that we
must never know! Change history in
a horrific way, no Mary I forbid
it, We cannot get involved.
We cut to the next scene where Kevin is laying on a sofa
whilst two people chat with him in between. He has a
lampshade on his head. Mary is talking to some guys in the
corner. A girl comes and sits next to Kevin and takes the
lampshade off his head.
SOPHIE
Um this doesn’t belong here.
Fabulous.
KEVIN
Huh, oh thanks.
SOPHIE
You’re kinda cute you know, but you
remind me of someone fabulous? Do I
know you from somewhere?
KEVIN
The chances are highly improbable
given the circumstances of my
arrival.
MARY
So are you guys at college or?
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 10.
RANDOM GUY #1
No we both work for the fabulous
data collection agency.
MARY
The what?
RANDOM GUY #2
The data collection agency, we
gather fabulous intel on potential
criminals to the state.
RANDOM GUY #1 (TURNING TO A POSTER ON
THE WALL)
All hail our supreme leader Lord
Clift of the Trychion Galaxy. May
we continue to live under his
oppressive rule until his eventual
expiration date!
RANDOM GUY #1
Hey, what’s with that fabulous
phone box, has that always been
here Sophie?
SOPHIE
No, I don’t know how it got here
actually, maybe the fabulous
landlord installed it?
MARY
Whose you’re landlord?
SOPHIE
This fabulous cyborg called Mr.
Roy. He’s horrid and he’s so strict
on state rules.
MARY
I thought you just said he was
fabulous?
SOPHIE
No that’s just the fabulous law,
what’s wrong with you?
Just then then there is a knock at the door. Sophie goes to
answer it. Standing there is Mr. Roy, wearing an eye patch
and a cape, with him are two men dressed in black.
SOPHIE
It’s the enforcers!
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 11.
MR.ROY
Right what have we got here then,
word is we’ve got some youths
mouthing off and not using the F
word and under Section 3 of
Paragraph B of the Clift Act of
2672 all sentences must use include
use of the word ’fabulous’ as
dictated to us by our supreme
leader. All hail Lord Clift.
He points to a poster with a picture of the supreme ruler on
it.
SOPHIE
It was those two, the cute one who
kinda looks like an ancient
relative and the slutty one!
MARY (SHOCKED)
Slutty one?
KEVIN (SHOCKED)
Ancient? I’m in my prime.
KEVIN & MARY (IN DISBELIEF)
Mr Roy?!
MR. ROY
I am designated Roy 2.0 Apple dash
7 gamma, fabulous enforcer of the
state and ruler of the sargon
sector. You are facing the penalty
of death.
MARY
Um, Kevin, not liking the look of
this, back to the TARDIT.
KEVIN
I think so, yeh.
MR ROY.
Oh no, I don’t think so, not so
easily. This box looks like some
sort of traveling device. It’s
clever & deceptive but you’re not
getting away so easily.
KEVIN
Oh, I like it when it’s easy.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 12.
MARY
This is it isn’t it. This is how I
go, stranded in some alien future,
alone and afraid, no way out, will
no heroic man save me!
Mary looks over at Random Guys 1 & 2 who both shake their
heads
MARY
Great, thanks guys. Knew I could
count on you.
KEVIN
Don’t worry Mary, I the unlikeliest
of heroes, will come to the rescue
and save the day!
MARY
Whatever you’re gonna do, do it
fast!
KEVIN (TO MR. ROY)
Stand back! I warn you, I’m armed!
Kevin winds up a toy mouse then sets it off.
MR. ROY
Everyone get back, it looks like a
Vulcaren explosive device to me! We
could all be reduced to atoms!
Everyone runs away and some jump onto the sofa.
KEVIN
Now Mary, make a run for it!
They both run back into the TARDIT as everyone else watches
the mouse.
VFX STING OF SWIRLING VORTEX.
INT. DAY. KEVIN AND MARY’S FLAT. PRESENT DAY.
KEVIN
That’s it. My time traveling days
are over. I refuse to be killed in
a world where there aren’t women
with three breasts.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 13.
MARY
You really loved that song didn’t
you.
Kevin and Mary both sit on the sofa looking disheartened.
KEVIN
All that work, and for what,
nothing.
MARY
I wouldn’t say nothing Kev, I
realised that it’s not all about
money and possessions. That there’s
life beyond ours, something deep
and mystical that we’ll never quite
understand.
KEVIN (LOOKING AT HER SUSPICIOUSLY)
What did you take at that party?
MARY
Dunno these jelly baby things, at
least I hope they were jelly
babies.
Just then a knock at the door.
MR.ROY
Oi, you little scoundrels, where
are you, it’s been over a week and
I’ve had no money! If only there
was some oppressive force I could
report you scum too!
MARY (LOOKS AT KEVIN)
TARDIT?
KEVIN
TARDIT
Both get up and run into the time machine.
VFX OUTRO WITH CREDITS
END.