'tibgnaruissued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbi a

VOL . XVII,

VANCOUVER, B. C ., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 1934

No. 14

CRYSTAL BALLROOM- CHOSEN FOR MAJOR FUNCTIONFRIDAY NIGH T

New Executive PlansArts- Aggie Function

Variety Features Two New Scholarship sSeven Informal

Donated By PhysicianSkits For Grads

INNOVATION OF PROFESSIONAL ENTERTAINERS A!jTICIPATE D0

"The Arts-Aggie Ball is going t ogo over BIG!" Such is the deter-mination of the committee in charge ,expressed by A .M.U.S . President BillWhlmster on Monday.

Earl Hill's 11 piece orchestra willagitate the feet and bosoms of th eattending Artsmen, Aggies and tribu-tary females in the Hotel VancouverCrystal Ballroom, and perform gas-tronomic feats at a sit-down supperin either the Oak Room or the mai ndining room.

Mr. Whimster revealed yesterday t othe press that there would be enter-talners present as IS entertainers,muttering mysterious references t oSpanish Dancers and Radio Comics .

Pep Club, A.M .U .S . officers, andclass execuitves, besides the AggieUndergraduate Society, will distrib-ute the tickets .

Norman DePoe, head of the newArts pep committee, is the innocula-tor responsible for the rash of plac-ards and banners that appear on th ecampus ' today . He and his stalwar thenchmen had to be restrained byforce from painting a 20 foot sig non the front elevation of the library ,

"Paint ; lovely, luscious, lustrous ,luminous, red paint!" exclaimed Mr .DePoe in ecstacy. "I have at las tfound the perfect medium to expressmy poisonality! "

"Of course, the Aggie-Arts Ball isgoing over," say the modest and re-tiring committeemen. "Seven days i sshort notice, but look who's doingit! "

Ubyssey LearnsLife Stories Of

Arts OfficersBetween bites o ; breaded veal cut -

lets and chips with tomato ketchup ,Mr. William Whimster, newly electedpresident of the Arts' Men's Under -graduate Society, narrated to theUbyssey the story of his past, presentand future .

"I entered the faculty of Agricul-ture in the fall of 1929," he said,equipped with a studious air and apair of glasses, and became secretaryof my class . Next year, overcomin gmy natural modesty, I joined the De -bating Society, the Players Club, andbecame Class President "

Pausing for a sip of coffee (black,no sugar) Mr. Whimster went on t osay that in 1931 he debated in Winni-peg against Manitoba, supported byMr. Earl Vance, and was electe dpresident of the Lit. and Scientificon the student council . In 1932, du eto his being president of the A .M,S . ,figuring in the inter-collegiate de -bate here against the University ofAlberta, and going on tour with theSpring P!.ay, Mr . Whimster somehowfailed to get his degree . Momentar-ily piqued, he departed into the In-terior of the province, acquiring suc hodd jobs as post office clerk, gol ddigger, and etc .

This year, Mr. Whimster, In addi-tion to being treasurer and businessmanager of the Players' Club, is alsovery enthusiastic over the brighten-ing future of the Arts Undergrad So-ciety, of which he is president .

The caustic Campus Crab spent hi sfirst year in Varsity during the ses-sion of '23-'24 . Returning again i n' 33 he has since been extremely activein Ubyssey circles, His election t othe executive of the Arts Men's Un-dergracluate Society is a direct te r

suit of a recent bitter attack on th einactivity of this body . Having thu saroused this body of men he intend sto keep them enthused although a syet he has no concrete plans for s odoing. Besides his Ubyssey workAlan holds the position of Libraria non the executive of Arts '30 .

Recently elected treasurer of therejuvenated Arts Men's Undergradu-ate Society, Jack Shaneman, in hi ssecond year, was treasurer of bot hArts '34 and the A,M•U,S . Duringhis third year he filled the samepositions. He was elected treasure rof the Alma Mater Society in hi sfourth year .

His activities include golf, rowin g ,

Pep Meet PlannedBy A.M.U.S. Thurs.

EARLE HILL TO SUPPLY PEP FORAGGIE-ARTS BALL

In addition to their other furiousactivity, the Arts-Aggle Ball commit -tee ,have spared eleven and a halfminutes of their valuable time to ar-ranging a Pep Meeting tot Thursda ynoon .

Anyone who does not feel impelledto attend this superb entertainmen tis urged to stay away, as difficulty i sexpected in handling the crowd. Ear lHill, whc is to dispense sibilant syn-conpation at the Ball will be on hand .

"To sell the ducats to this "Biggestand Best" ball, we have to have th e'Biggest and Best ' pep meeting, "President Whimster told Pep LeaderTremaine yesterday, "Can you delive rthe goods? "

"Is that all you want?" respondedLeader Tremaine, "Of course we can .We specialize in Bigger and Bette rmeetings, and this one will knockyour eye out . "

"I don ' t know that we want to g oas far as that," hesitated the some -what alarmed committee head . "Imay need my eyes' for future ref-erence .

"So Thursday noon the Biggest an d

Best Pep Meet of the year is assured .Tentative arrangements are beingmade for Mr. Whimster to sit in th efront row.

Institute HearsDr. S . Coleman

Dr. S. F. Coleman, president o fReed Colleg,e Oregon, was the spec-ial speaker at the meeting of the Van-couver Institute on Saturday night .The lecture was held in the Audi -torium of U.B .C. in conjunction wit hthe Annual Peace Conference of theLeague of Nations Society, and Dr .

pleman chose as his subject, "Con-flict of Interests in the Far .East andHow it Affects America . "

Dr. Coleman was born in Canada ,graduated from the University of Tor -onto, and is a brother of Dr . H. T . J .Coleman of this university . He re-cently returned from Japan wherehe gained much information on Pa-cific affairs ,

Tracing the course of the race for"security" in the recent years, thespeaker stressed the need for a sym-pathetic understanding of Japan' sproblems, particularly her need forexpansion, The average Japanesefarm is two and one half acres inarea, and the population can no longerexist on the food supplies of the littleisland, sixty per cent of which is un-fit for agriculture .

If it is unjust for a few powerfulindividuals to control the wealth ofa nation while their fellow menstarve, i3 it not equally wrong fora few powerful nations to control th eworld's wealth while smaller nation sare in need . asked Dr . Coleman .

Japan today is in fear of air raids,against which she is almost helpless .Russian planes could arrive fromVladivostok in a few hours ; planesfrom the U . S. aircraft carriers, no wpractising in Alaskan waters, in lessthan that . American tourists in Kobebeing kept awake all night by thesound of fire engines, ambulances ,and anti-aircraft guns staging re-hearsals for the dreaded emergenc y

Treaties, to be effective, must b ebased on reality, stated Dr . ColemanMany men in Paris realized the im-possibility of the terms of the Ve rsailles Treaty, but were forced to enforce them by the sentiment of th eAllied l .ublic. The public of Am ,erica most forget its race prejudice s

tennis tied Outdoors Clubs as well asthe Parliamentary Forum . He states ,as his one desire in the forthcomin gyear, is to make the A .M .U .S . self -supporting .

To Speak Tuesday

DR. BREWING"Dr. Willard Brewing, minister o fSt. Andrews-Wesley United Church ,will speak on 'Youth in Russia andCanada" on Tuesday noon in Arts100. He has just returned from ashort stay in Russia, and he endorse sheartily the ideals and trend of theRussian experiment . This is an un-usual opportunity for students to hea ran unusual man, a man who hascalled fcrth a certain amount of con-traversial criticism for his attitudetoward this new country .

A.M.U.S. wakes Up,Elects Pep Stag'

Whlmster President, MorleySecretary, Shaneman, Trea-

surer, Elected Friday

BY NICK RODINTo the accompaniment of deafenin g

cheers lasting almost continually fo rhalf an hour, the Ubyssey put ove rthe dead A.M.U.S . meeting Frida ynoon when the members of its staffstarted the elections rolling in theproper spirit after the customary at -tempts at enthusiasm had died down .

Pubster Norman DePoe was ac -claimed "dictator" of the Pep Com-mittee on the motion of George "Her rHitler" Hill, ex-reporter . Georgie 'has been faithful to the doctrine o f"no women in industry " since hischildhood days and last year led the"bigger and better beards" move-ment ,

A rousing speech by George startedthe landslide which swept our own"Campus Crab" into the Secretary' schair, with a two-thirds majority i na triangular scrap . His statementthat "Alan Morley is the man whoisn't afraid to criticize" brought wildcheers of approval from the crowd .

DePoe proposed the Pep Commit -tee be formed to go out and put thesnickering science men, who had beengiggling over the lack of spirit in theArtsmen, into their native gutter . Mr.Hill loudly protested against havingfive men on the committee, so twowere eliminated by vote and now h eand Don Ingham will be DePoe's lieu -tenants in the battle against the en-gineers .

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Musical Society, Players' Al-wnni, Science, Arts, Aggies ,

Performes

"STAGE SOUVENIRS" BY MUSICALSOCIETY FEATURE OF EVENING

Theatre night, last Friday night inthe Auditorium, informal in the tru eHomecoming spirit, made no attemp tat reaching dramatic heights, nor a tbeing serious .

The highlight of the evening wasthe Musical Society's presentation o f"Stage Souvenirs . In this two-ac tskit many of the old songs were re-vived and much old-fashioned com-edy was aired again .

According to the Players' Club ,"Democracy Reaches New Heights . "Dave Fulton, Margaret Cunningha mand Hazel Merton attempted to provethat even beneath the pleated shirtof an oristocrat there may beat theheart cf a plumber .

Arts '3'i and '38 in a spirit of beau-tiful co-operation combined to givethe audience "Alibi" a rather risqu eplaylet with Freth Edmonds and Nor -man Depoe bearing the torch of star -dom .

The Players' Club Alumni present-ed a parlour comedy in one act, en -titled "Grensal Green," Participa-tors were Dr . Jack Nashe, Mary Darn -borough, and Bill Rose .

Other playlets on the program in-cluded "Hired Help," the Aggieephoch, "1850 Operation" by the nur-ses, "What to Do About Nothing," byArts '35 and a Science skit .

Among the outstanding selectionsplayed by Bert Keel and his Syn-copaters were a violin solo, "Dann yBoy" and the "Rio Rita Medley . "Also assisting the program in a musi-cal way was George Holland whoseaccordion solo was rewarded wit hmuch applause .

STOP PRESSThe Comimttee in charge of th e

Arts Ball, after a lengthy sessionMonday afternoon, decided that Sci-encemen may be admitted to the af-fair.

"And this," said the Campus Crab ,secretary of the committee, "is pure-ly a diplomatic move in order to es-tablish friendly relations . We areconvinced that no Science man hastwo dollars in cash, nor will any b eable to obtain said sum before Fri-day evening . "

STOP PRESSA mysterious pep meeting has been

scheduled in Aggie 100 for today a tnoon . Men only will be admitted .Sciencemen are banned . Female gate-crashers will be severely dealt with .Neither pepsters nor A .M .U .S . offic-ials can be persuaded to divulge itspurpose. It is rumoured that the Dis-cipline Committee may try to intro -duce a morality squad stool-pigeon ,and all possible precautions are bein gtaken to foil the attempt .

has ever produced . Before

from the game, recently, he had bee na member of Canada's Davis Cup

Each year two U. B. C. graduateswill be able to continue their acade-mic research owing to the generosit yof Dr. Francis J Nicholson, well -known local physician.

A fund has been set up to providetwo $500 scholarships which will beawarded annually to graduates i nchemistry or engineering .

Applicants for a scholarship forpost-graduate work in chemistrymust hold a B .A. or M.A. with hon-ors int Chemistry or a B .A.Sc. orM,A,Se . in Chemical Engineering .

Graduates in Geological or MiningEngineering in possession of Bache-lor's or Master's degrees shall be elig-ible for the second award which willbe granted annually for graduat ework in Geology .

Recipients must be graduates o fU .B.C„ have British citizenship an dmust not be older than 30 at the tim eof the award .

Preference will be given to nativeborn British Columbians, The pay-ments will be made in either one o rtwo instalments and the student maycontinue his work at U.B.C. or atany other institution of learnin gwhose academic standing is suffic-iently high to satisfy or be recognize dby the University of British Colum-bie .

The spirit of the endowment is toaid those to whom financial help i snecessary or of material assistance infurthering their studies.

Will McGeer

Accept Debate?

The whole campus is watching withinterest the developments in the con-troversy between Prof . G, F. Drum-mond and G. G. "Gerry" McGeer ,K .C . These two specialists in Econ-omics are at a difference over, theissue of "National Credit . "

Professor Angus

Speaks Saturday

On World Peace

PRESERVATION OF PEACE NOTDEPENDENT ON SANCTION S

"When we look out on world af-fairs and the future, our hope shoul dbe for all countries, not just for theone in which we are living," saidProfessor Angus in opening his speec hon the subject, "Does the Preserva-tion of Peace Require Sanctions?" a tthe annual Peace Conference lunch -eon of the League of Nations Societyheld on Saturday.

DR. J. A. WRIGHT

certainlysistent, tennis player sthe finest, the most

Dr. J. A. Wright Speaks WednesdayAs Festive Of Vocational Series

A veteran of many tennis wars anda prominent member of the medicalprofession, in the person of Dr . J . A .Wright, will address students a tU.B .C. tomorrow noon in Arts 100 .

"The Medical Profession" is th esubject chosen by the doctor, and hewill speak under the auspices of th eAlumni Committee on Vocaiona lTalks ,

Dr . Wright is a native son of thi sprovince ; he was born at Nelson, an dreceived his early schooling at th eUniversity School, Victoria . Fromthere ie proceeded to Gonzaga Uni-versity, Spokane, Returning to Can -aria, he went east to McGill—fromwhich institution he gradauted i n1928 .

After one year spent in research a tMcGill . he came to Vancouver and isnow the second assistant to the Sup-erintendent of the General Hospital .

Dr . Wright's activities have no tbeen confined to the lab and the lec-ture room—he is famous as one o f

con-, team for eleven ycars—and was threethis country j times Dominion tennis champion .

Mr. McGeer has challenged Prof .Drummond to a debate on whethe r

I or not National Credit can bringabout recovery. The challenge ap-peared in a local paper last week .

Before accepting "Gerry's" chal-lenge, Prof. Drummond wrote theformer asking him to clarify hi sstatements and define the term, "Na-tional Credit." The letter was a mas-terpiece of composition . In it Prof .Drummond asked the prominent law-yer several leading questions which ,if answered, should show whether ornot Gerry knows what he le talkingabout .

The debate, if it is held, should beextremely interesting . It will be acontest between the principles of Ec-onomics and one of the current dev-iations from those principles .

The University awaits with thekeenest anticipation this battle ofwits and oratory,"

"There are four possible ways i nwhich the world may organize : first ,there is one great world state ; sec-ond, we may "continue to have na-tional states ; third, there is a sort ofphilosophical amity 'in which no stat eis to attack because it has given itsword rot to ; fourth, there is inter -national anarchy — 'the strong man

retiring armed' ."

"Sanctions are simply methods ofcoercion applied to a bellicose stateby the others, and these need neverbe violent, if all the others act i n

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ONE GRADUATE IN CHEMISTRY, GEOLOGY TO B E

AWARDED $500

DR. F. S . NICHOLSON DONOR NATIVE SON OF BRITISH COLUMBI A

DIi F. S. NICHOLSONScholarship, ability, character an d

health will be considered In makingthe award .

An additional . sum has been pro-vided so that the first scholarshipsmay be presented at the conclusion ofthe present session . In making ap-plication candidates must indicate thecourse of study they undertake topursue and the institution in whichthey propose to do their work .

Dr . Nicholson, the donor of this en-dowment, is a native son of B .C. Hegraduated in Arts from Stanford andin Medicine from McGill . He prac-ticed medicine first in White Horse,Yukon and after many years of suc-cessful service in Vancouver retiredto private life in 1927 . He was aschool trustee from 1921 until 192 6serving as chairman of that board fortwo years. During the Great War hewas a member of the Army MedicalCorps .

Poppy Day

On Campus

Is Success

"Buy a poppy?" Here, there andeverywhere students and facultymembers were greeted with this ques-tion. Members of the fairer sex wereplaced in strategic positions and thesale was on . The total for Thursda yand Friday amounted to $99.90 andhopes are held for a bigger and bet -ter tag day in 1935 .

The library, caf ., quad, arts andscience buildings were the scenes ofsales promotions. The library saleswent over big when a co-ed metevery revolution of the door and soldnearly 200 poppies in the space of anhour.

The sale in the science building wasnot as great as it might have beendue to the number of labs in whichwere secluded the moneyed inter-ests .

Japanese Student

In Radio -Speech

Fuji Tanaka, U.B .C. student, willspeak over CJOR on Nov . 15 at 7:30p.m. Tanaka desires to answer theremarks of Halley Gaetz, made thi ssummer at luncheons of the "NativeSons," and classified by Tanaka as"agitation and propaganda "

The speech to which Mr. Gaetz ob-jected to was also over CJOR andwas entitled "The franchise proble mof the Canadian-born Japanese"

British Government

In India Discussed

At Meeting of I.R.C.

To uphold British government inIndia was the purpose of the paperread by Netta Harvey at the Wednes-day meeting of the International Re-lations Club . It is to Britain's inter-est to institute "peace, order, andgood government" in a country boun dby poverty, inertia and strong castl eties, maintained Miss Harvey .

Nationalism and Gandhi were thejoint topics of the paper by RaghbirSingh Bans, former member of th ePunjab Provincial National CongressCommittee . The speaker . in his out-line of Gandhi's life, gave his listen-ers to understand that the Nationalis tleader was friendly in his attitude

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THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 13, 193 4

Th wJ ou r(Member C.LP„ PIP.A.)

Telephone: Point Grey 20 8Issued twice weekly by the Students' Publication Boardof the Alma Meter Society of the University of British

Columbia,

Mail Subscriptions $2 . per YearCampus Subscriptions $1,50 per Year

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF: Ardde ThompsonSENIOR EDITORS

Tuesday: Darrel Gomery Friday : Zoe Browne-ClaytonNews Manager: John Cornish

Sports Editor: Donald MacdonaldAssociate Editors: Murray Hunter, John Logan

Associate Sports Editor: Clarence IdyllFeature Editor: Margaret Ecker

Ambient Editors: Donna Lucas, Connie BairdAssistant Sports Editors: Paul Kozoolin, Ron Andrews.

Literary Editor: Arthur MayasExchange Editor: Alan Bake r

AdvertWng Manager: Tad. JefferyReportorial Staff

Doreen Agnew, Don Hogg, Pauline Patterson, ShinobuHigashi, Freth Edmonds, Jack McDermot, Jim Findlay ,Bill Stott, Doreen Davis, Derwin Baird, Paddy Colthurst ,Man Baker, Kemp Edmonds, Jim Beverige, Katherin eScott, K. Grant, Bob McKenzie, William J. Robertson, R.A. Morrison, Lloyd Hobden, Madge Neill, Bob King, D .M. Fitzpatrick (features), Sam Roddan (Muck), Shell s

Buchanan, Norman De Poe,. Nick Rodin, Ruth Hall,Dave Pettapiece ,

Cireulatlon Assistant: Alan WalshCirculation Manager Stuart De Vit t

Columolas: Alan Morley, Nancy MllesCartoonist: John Davidson

TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 193 4

OUR GLORIOUS A .M.U.S.That the student body of the faculty of

Arts and Sciences is a decayed, spiritless andimpotent conglomeration of individuals no tworthy of the title of an organization, is a factgenerally recognized by undergraduates of allfaculties alike . And the responsibility for thiscondition rested chiefly with the members o fthat supposedly venerable but actually senil ebody known as the executive of the Arts Men'sUndergraduate Society .

The officers of this practically defunct so-ciety, by virtue of the importance of the func-tions which they were originally intended t operform, have been glorified in the constitu-tion of the Alma Mater Society with the statusof "B" officers, although who they are andwhat they do has always remained a hopeles smystery to the average student. Compared toother officers on the campus- such as the presi-dent of the Players ' Club and Musical Society ,and the "B" officers of the Publications Board ,they are indeed little better than a Sunday af-ternoon knitting circle as far as real accomp-lishment is concerned.

They seem, moreover, to have lived up to which describes one's reaction to, for instance ,their traditions with the usual consistency this caf. coffee, orange finger nails, Sunday after-

year. For with the Arts Ball for which they noons, overdue essays, and certain people weare responsible, only one week away, they only wont' name .then took steps toward holding their annual

The word is "The Ork Orks . "election of officers . How they expected to ! Viewing With Alarm Dept .

It's a long time since we've viewed anythin gwith alarm, but at last there ' s scope. A sloganis being voiced abroad, "Pep in the Arts fac-ulty". Ork ork .

Pep is an insidious word, an abbreviatio nfor Perpetration of Emotional Psychology. It'sthe ballyhoo which makes people lose thei rreason, and do what the instigators demand . Itmakes people do things that cool considera-tion would make unthinkable .

It makes people go to war by means o fbrass bands and "pep talks," it makes wars en dinconclusively, but not as often, it makes tw ohundred kindly-disposed people, together wit hthree truly irate people, lynch a man .

It's alright for Sciencemen because theyhaven't any consciences. But pep is a cons-cience anaesthetic, and when it regains cons-ciousness it feels terribly ill .

It's not nice and besides we don't like it .

N

Etymological Dept.Three beautiful new phrases have come

to our attention during the weekend . Alongwith most columnists we take a hearty inter-est in new ways of saying old gags, which i sabout all a columnist is good for anyway.

The first one is an expression admiration i nthe superlative, so much admiration that wordsfail in expressing it. The word in the instanc eobserved was appbed to a radio singer, Gert-rude Niesen, who lets the blues rip out unde ran 180 bang, which is a coiffure and not thenoise a gun makes exclusively .

Her rendition was described by a technicia nthus:

"She sure has got plenty of uh . "The second phrase is decriptive of the

deadpan audience. It came out in a report ofan audition . This advertisement appeared inthe morning paper in New York :

"Wanted for part-time work 25 of the mean-est, most cantankerous, orneriest, crabbiest,sourest, evil-dispositioned men in the city."

Well, it's a big city, and the quota was fill-ed by five o'clock that evening . Most of them ,and quite properly, cited their wives for ref-erence, and the little woman must have back-ed them up pretty thoroughly .

The instructions to these new members ofindustry were to witness a comedy production ,and "if you laugh—you ' re fired." Block andSully were supplying the comedy, and it look-ed like a tough piece of work for the job -holders .

But every man in the audience was read yto die for dear old "Jobatlast" (also the wifeand kiddies) and no one cracked a smile. Thestory has no climax . But the report of itbrought out our new word .

"Just a bunch of sourpusses", was th ephrase applied .

The third and last phrase come from O. O.McIntyre, who seems to occur with alarmin gfrequency in this part of the Tuesday paper.

Its a biological and psychological term,

CorrespondenceEditor, Ubyssey,Dear Sir :

After reading the sport editorials i nFriday's Ubyssey, I cannot resist re -plying to them so that at least som eof the student body may know a fe wfacts about a subject that has bee ngrossly misrepresented .

I will not bother to discuss the ex -cerpt from the so-called Canyesaeyfor it is obviously written by som eunsportsmanlike grandstand quarter -back who has not enough spunk tosign his name to his statements.

On the other hand, the 'sports edi -tor of a publication is supposed toknow something about that of whic hhe is writing. In the first place, theU.B .C . has entertained no sambitionsof entering a football team in thePacific Coast Conference, neither no wnor in the near future . If the afore-mentioned editor should inquire fur-ther, he would find that colleges withwhich we have scheduled games donot import players because it is nottheir practice and hecauaa none ofthem could afford to do it .

The writer goes on to explain thegeneral practice of commercializationof sport as exemplified by some ofthe larger Institutions in the UnitedStates. We are going to play Amer-ican football but does that necessarilymean that we must adopt the prac-tices of some universities with whichwe don't even intend to compete ?

As regards coaches, the late Knut eRockne never received more thanone-fifth of the salary mentioned an dIver Moe is not being paid any salarywhatsoever by the Canadian RugbyClub—money having been donated b ydowntown business men for his re-muneration . His expenses haw beenpaid for five trips up from Belling-ham and the cost debited to the club' sprofits from the first game .

Our learned sports editor then pro-ceeds to contradict himself by de-nouncing the hiring of coaches afterhe has bewailed the lack of abilit yof a team to win ; even the most ig-norant sports fan knows the part acoach plays in developing a team .

If one starts arguing about pett ymoney matters and school spirit, etc . ,the whole purpose of sports is lost .Sports are sponsored by this Univer-sity in order that you may develo pyour bodies as well as your minds ;that you may learn to think quickl yin times of stress; and, that you maylearn to take the good with the ba d—to be a good sport. It is by inter -collegiate competition that one meet sones equal in interests, age, and abil-ity. That these faculties may bes tbe devolped it has been the endea-vor of the Athletic Executive thi syear to obtain intercollegiate game snot only that the competitors wil lbenefit, but also to develop that in -tangible spirit in the student bodywhich evidences itself at a thrillingathletic encounter .

The student support and spirit a tgames this year has improved rapidl yand the athletic executive have in-terpreted it to mean that the under -graduates do enjoy intercollegiaterather than city contests. Therefore,in spite of the sports department,there will be Intercollegiate competi-tion In English Rugby, Basketball ,Soccer, Track and winter sports an din any other sports that prove feas-ible . Also, the campaign which hasalready been started to form a pai dcoaching staff for our athletes wil lbe continued. Furthermore, a rec-ommendation for a general physica linstructor has gone forth from Stu -dents' Ccuncil to the Board of Gov-ernors.

In future, may the sports staff rel ymore on fact than on any availablefiction for copy .

Yours sincerely,F. D. BOLTON ,

Pres ., Men's Athletic Asso .

CLASS & CLUB

S. C. M .Today noon, Dr . Willard Brewing,

Arts 100, Russian and CanadianYouth—Which is the Better Off ?

Gilber Baker, former secretary o fthe S .C .M. in London University ,and delegate to the Council of theWorld Stduent Christian Federationat Geneva, will arrive for a visi twith the local unit of the S.C .M .Wednesday morning. A general meet -ing will be held at noon Wednesdayin the S .C .M. room, Aud. 312. Every-one welcome .

Sunday, Rev . Trumpour of St .Helens Anglican Church will speakon "The Background of the Ne wTestament "

MATHEMATICS CLUBWill all members please note that

the next meeting of the MathematicsClub will be held on Thursday, Nov .15, not Nov. 16.

ART CLUBThe Art Club meets Wednesday ,

Nov. 14, at 8:15 p .m. at 1873 Nelsonstreet . Mr. Ralph Roberts will spea kon "The Making and Working ofPuppets ." Bring your sketch-pads .

The afternoon session featured Cy-ril Chave and Miss E . Mathieson . MissMathieson stated that war is inev-itable, because of "the seeds of newwar left by war debts."

Mr. Chave replied that "there aretwo inevitable results of war thatshould result in it being outlawed :first, a broken morale, and second, abadly reduced standard of living

."LA CAUSERIE

Professor Seward then answere dThe next meeting will be held at ; questions that had been raised der -

the home of Kay Robertson, 330 25th 1 lag the session . He quoted severalStreet East, North Vancouver, onTuesday evening, Nov. 13. Member sare asked to meet at 7 :10 p .m. at theNorth Vancouver wharf, so that the ymay all take the same ferry . Ar-rangements are being made about th etickets.

VARSITY "Y"Dr. C. W. Topping, past presiden t

of the League of Nations Society i nVancouver, will address an openmeeting of the Varsity "Y" on Thurs-day noon, probably in Arts 100 . Allinterested Invited .

NOTICEThe treasurers of all clubs are re -

quested to get in touch with thetreasurer of the A.M .S. as soon aspossible .

LOS TA silver W .A. pin on Saturday, No-

vember 10, somewhere between theUniversity and Locarno Crescent .Would the finder please notify IreneGeely, Arts Letter Rack .

NOTICEThere will be an open Oxfor d

Group meeting for all those interest-ed in Arts 100 on Friday, Nov. 16, a t12 :10 .

Professor Angus

Speaks Saturday

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This policy of sanctions would mea nif adopted, the complete reversal ofthe present policy "of last minut epolitical opportunism ."

Following Professor Angus, the Hon .Newton Rowell spoke on the Leagu eIn general .

recent investigations showing tha tarmament firms are trying to inspir emutual fear among nations and thu spromote their sales. He also spokeon 'the advantages of having Russiaas a member of the League, the pro -League trend In the United States ,Japan, and other significant factors .

After a short address by Mr . PercyBengough, prominent representativeof Labor interests the session ended .

STUDIO

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arouse any interest in this election is knownno doubt to themselves, but not to anyone else ,for they gave no notice of it to the Ubysseyuntil the issue which appeared last Fridaynoon—the time when the election was to takeplace. And how they expected the new exec-utive to get under way and organize and makea success of the Arts Ball all within one wee kis certainly a riddle to put even the old Sphinxin the shade .

As the students of the faculty of Arts see mquite contented to lie in "slippered ease " whileSciencemen hold them up to contempt anddominate them, it seems rather futile to at-tempt to arouse them from their lethargy. Butif the Arts executive were once to break awa yfrom its traditions and actually organize theArts students, endow them with some sembl-ance of faculty pride, and put some spirit int otheir activities, they would be doing the A .M.U.S. and the University a great service .

However, with three such veteran sages Dots All Dept .as an ex-president and an ex-treasurer of the More dots , . . . there were two girls outA.M.S. and the Campus Crab himself on the on the campus yesterday . . . . in big strawnew executive, we look for some really pro- hats with ribbons down the back . , . . theygressive action this year. It is up to this trium- might have been freshettes . . . . only one wa svirate to prove to the doubting students that four feet and the other three feet ten . . . ,their teachings can be put into effect, and in- and they looked more sophisticated . . . greatcidentally, that their offices are worthy of a thought for the week . . . . the happiest per-"B" rating.

son is the person with the most interestin gNEW SCHOLARSHIPS

thoughts . . . . that came from William Lyon'Two members of the class of ' 35 will be the Phelps . . . . the editor of the Canyesee must

first recipients of the Dr . F. J. Nicholson Schol- be very happy . . . . or maybe he wrote themarships, Dr. Nicholson has made a perpetual all down . . . . and hasn 't any more . ,gift to the province, for as long as there is a . . , . good crack of the week comes from Wal-University ek British Columbia, two of its ter O'Keefe . . . . it was about the boys withgraduates every year will be given a chance a soul for music , , . . he went out each nightthey would not otherwise have had to continue fit as a fiddle . . . . and came home tight astheir studies in a scientific field . The purpose I ,a drum . . . . add depressing sights , , , , .of these scholarships is specific, and every the horse in at Sasamat at nine each mornin gqualification has been considered, that this pur- . . . , pulling a milk waggon . . . . with a nosepose may be fulfilled. It is the object of the do- bag of oats . . . . think how tired the air innor that two students, graduates in chemistry the bag must get of being breathed itand geology, British citizens—preferably na- doesn't sound grammatical . . . . but it's anLives of B.C.—who have proved themselves exhausting thought . . . . this column is a re -qualified in scholarship, ability and character, forming influence . . . . the decorations in th eand to whom financial support is necessary or Pub are down . , . . and we didn't take the mof material assistance, may prolong their stu- down . . , . dots all .dies for two years, when and whre it will ben -efit them most, and in such fields as they their ambition . British Columbia cannot help and pedantic system of English laws, "

choose . Thus two significant additions have 'but feel the value of this whole-hearted move Dominion status for India will be the

been made to the already large number of to better prepare its students for their work' only insurance against bloodshed .To climax the evening, the club ha d

scholarships offered by the University, whose in the scientific world . The Ubyssey joins with the privilege of hearing a gramophonestudents have, compared with other universi- ;the entire University in its appreciation of this recording of Mr . Gandhi's "Spiritua lties on this continent, an unusual scope for gift .

. Message, '

British Government

In India

(Continued from Page 1 )toward the English . It is his motiv eto forward the nationalization of pro-ductive forces as opposed to indus-trialization . The National movement ,the speaker explained, was a fight fo rthe fundamental human rights, free-dom of speech, adult suffrage, equal-ity of man, free education and dras-tic labour reforms . It is the Nation-alist hope to achieve their purpose b ynon-violence, passive resistance, non -co-operation, and civil disobedience .

In conclusion, the paper accuse dGreat Britain of denying Home Rul eto India because it was to her advan-tage to do so . John Dickinson, authorof "Government it India Under Bur-eacracy" is quoted as saying, "Instea dof their own simple and rai Tonal modeof dispensing justice, we have give nthe Indians an obscure, complicated

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The Dynamite ExpressCan You Use A Crisp New Ten Dollar Bill ?

from your behind if you jumpnow. ,

" 'No, Jimmy,' said the other voicein my head. 'Just because the Com-pany is going to lose the best vetch-man it ever had, isa that any reasonwhy it should lose also a new CaseyJones? Climb back, Jimmy, and stopthe speeder! '

"We isa a people of big, svift im-pulses, us Danish folk. I began tocrawl back. Yes, for you it vouldhave been easy enough, Villiam, foryou Las long and lean like a snake ,but for Big Jimmy, as fine and veil -fed a figure of a man as ever ventinto the voota, not so simple . In theopen case of dynamite on the speede rthe box of caps wage dancing up anddown like mad . 'One pop Jimmy, andyou is veil-started for beaten' Ithought, and awing from off th etrailer . Skyline says it wars jus tloggers' luck and not skill, but any -how, my feet hit the footboard andin a minute I wass easing back onthe brake. I was still mopping thesweat off from my face when Sky -line came skipping down the grade .

"'By reason of your dumheaded-neas,' I said to him, 1 wass almostscattered all in little pieces in thealashinga. Vot made you jump off ,you unresponaible hyena? '

"'Jimmy, you is a big loon, ' pant-ed Skyline to be . 'I didn't jump, Ifell off on my head just after youtold me to go faster, and I watche dyou highball away, scolding so loudat me who wasn't there that not eve nwhen I yelled at you would you lookaround.'

Jimmy swung to the close of hisnarrative with a grunt and a vehe-ment shower of sparks from his cig-arette-butt . "Sure, Villiam," he de-clared, "ven it comes to speedermen ,I vould much rather be wheeled byeven a fairly intelligent ape than anyone so unresponsible and so frivolousin the head as that old riprobasteSkyline Hagen! "

BY ARTHUR MAYSEJudging by the riot of sound that filtered into the bunk -

house, the Campbell River holiday had been a major success .Strains of "Aye ban Swedish fallin'-bucker" mingled melodious-ly with "Home on the Range", and to the din was added theear-splitting "Yippee! " which is the war-cry of the homecomin glogger. Then the speeder with its tuneful crew racketed ondown the siding, and apart from a few scattered whoops in th edistance the night was quiet once more .

Jimmy-the-Vatchman, who had been maybe be able to stop us in time . We ,

grumbling to himself on the other vent awful slow though, and prett ysoon I began to get impatient, for

side of the bunkhouse, addressed me suppertime wasn 't far away .in a whisper not unlike the booming "'Skyline,' I said, 'vise as it lee t oof some gigantic beetle.

be cautious, couldn't you perhaps"Villiam," he said, "Villiam my highball it just a little? We got thos e

lad! Ise you awake?"

small brown sausages with mashed -I was very much awake ,and told up potatoes for supper in camp, an d

him so.

I vouldn't like to miss them . '"And small vender," Jimmy corn- "And right away, we started going

Alined, his voice loaded with right- faster . Too fast almost, I began tosous indignation, "Such a pack of think, for the a4tls wass bumpy andnight-owls all heeding together on a dynamite isa no more to be dependedspeeder vould rouse up even Paul on than fie Skyline . Still, I thought

Bunjan from his grave . The miracle of the sausages, and kept my mout h

in they don't jump the tracks some shut—tight . We wass past the run -night, and all get killed whilst they around now, where the flat ends and

iss under the influence"

the Iona hill starts. Swoosh we ventJimmy sighed noisily . His arms over the top, and rattled on down the

were under his head, and his impress slope. I knew for certain now that

give bulk humped the blankets into a we watts going very much too fast!minor mountain. "If it wasn't that "'You issn't a demon driver ou tthey have a good speederman it vau!d breaking records,' I yelled over m yhave happened long ago," he contin- shoulder. 'You fee just Skyline Ha-ued. "Good speedermen lag rare gen taking in high explosives, and a thowsoever, Villlam; take now that your age you ought to be more wis eold ripscallIon Skyline Hagen for in- in the head.'stance. On a Casey Jones, a trained "Skyline didn't answer ma even a

ape vould show just as much sense. word. He wass crouched out of sightNearly once he blew me up with his behind the canvas windbreak, like hecantriptlons . "

wass afraid lest the vied blow offVague rumors of this escapade had his big ears . And every second we

already come to my ears, and the wan going faster . 'He iss only try -chance of hearing Jimmy-the-Vatch- ing to scare me, ' I said inside my-man's version was too good a one to self. 'Pretty soon now he will re -

mum. So I made myself a smoke and member there iss a brake, and be -dropped back to listen while Jimmy, gin to use it.' So I kept my headcigarette glowing companionably in to the front and hung on to the dyn-the gloom, launched into his story . mite cases, with the bend at the bot-

"It woes a Sunday afternoon, and tom of the hill getting closer an d

theer wass three cases of dynamite closer. 'At this speed, Skyline,' Ito go down to camp. I always had cried at last, 've viii hop the tracksa goot healthy regard for dynamite, at the bend, and then where ice i tand the vay Skyline tossed the cases we vill be? 'around made me feel, if not outright ! "Again he didn't make me an an-

swer . I got to my knees and looke d

around; and Toucan' Yevela . . therewasn't any Skyline Hagen on th espeeder! 'Vey up the hill, wass afigure like an overgrown monkey ,walling its arms and yelling. And

there wags I on the trailer, Villiam ,and it came to me all of a suddenthat my chances of eating little brownsausages with mashed-up potatoe sagain wassn't any so pot .

"There wass in my mind two voices ,both talking at me together . 'Hitthe breeze, Jimmy,' said one of them ,'hit the breeze whilst yell can! It's

A.M .U.S. Wakes Up(Continued from Page 1 )

scared, very uncomfortable ."'It won't go off Jimmy, you old

voman,' says Skyline. 'Except maybethis case, because In it is some dyna-mite caps . You can ride on the trail-er with the two full boxes, and me ,I'll keep this one by me on the speed-er, '

" 'If it goes off, I will be blown u pwherever it iss ; 1 told him, and of fwe vent down the runaround withthe trailer clacking along ahead o fthe Casey Jones . I wass doing mybest to hold the. two boxes still sothey vouldn't jiggle, and lookin gahead steady too, so if there wass marshy here, and maybe you von' tanything on the grade Skyline might do more than scrape the skin of f

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Immediately after the election, th enew executive went into a session toput over the Arts-Aggie ball, Th esecretary states that it will be a suc-cess and that it will be colossal .

A pleasing touch of colour wasprovided by Mr. Walter Kennedy,who presided . He wore a pretty lit-tle golfing ensemble with a red pop-py on his chest and red sox, admir-ably set off by the plus-fours, tomatch .

He expressed his gratification at th eincreased interest taken by the stu-dents :n their affairs and remarke dthat it was very encouraging to theexecutive to have almost one-sixth o f

the Artsmen present ."It is very discouraging when the

executive has no support," he said ,in referring to the fact that onl ythirty-one votes were cast in the el-ections last year .

When asked about the whereabout sof this executive, Mr. Kennedy re -plied that the question was a goodone, that two of the members hadnot returned this year, and that hewished to apologize for the third ,who had been unable to come .

He continued by saying that if thestudents had not turned out to vote ,Council would have appointed an ex-ecutive or abolished the society an dchanged the Arts-Aggie ball Into aUniversity ball .

Before the elections proceeded, headvised the audience to elect an ex-ecutive that would have enough "de-termination either to force a turn-outor abolish the business." In case anydirt-digger might put an improperconstruction on his words, he statedthat he was not reflecting upon theability of any previous executive .

Morley was then nominated forPresident .

It was decided to hold meetingsonce a month the new pep spirit .

Our advertisers would like some information on the spending power and pur-chasing habits of the students of the universities of Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Albert a

And British Columbia . Your answers to these questions will enable us to give it t o

them - and will give you your chance to ern the easiest ten dollars that you have

ever earned . The Ubyssey earnestly requests your sincere co-operation in answeringthese questions, as by so doing you will be helping it to help its potential advertisers ,

and hence to increase the advertising revenue of the Alma Mater Society .

Here's what you do : Answer the questions below to the best of your knowledge.Then in the space provided for it, write your estimate of the total combined numbe rof students at the four western universities of Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta and

British Columbia, who will send in answers to these questions . The student whoseestimate is closest to the actual number of replies received will get the ten dollars .

Please deposit your replies in the ballot boxes which wil be placed for your con-venience at the entrance to the cafeteria, and in the north end of the Arts Building .

Men and Women Answer TheseUniversity 4 Faculty Year

Are you in residence? Do you eat out, at home, at your lodging house, or at the University?Do you smoke? If so, do you use a pipe, cigarettes or cigars? What

brand of cigars, cigarettes or tobacco do you use? How many per day?

Do you chew gum? If so, what brand? Do you eat candy

mints If so, what brand? How many chocolate bars do you eat a week? Any special brand?What is the name of your favorite chocolate bar? What make of packaged candy do you prefer? How much

per year do you spend on packaged candy? What is your favorite fountain drink? What brand?

How many per week do you drink?

Do you own a fountain pen? If so, what brand is it ?

Do you own an automatic pencil? If so, what make is it?

What brand of ink do you use? Do you prefer any particular

brand of writing or note paper? '!Do you use loose-leaf books? If so, how

many? Any particular brand? How many books do

you buy per year, exclusive of text-books? Are fiction or non-fiction in the

majority? Do you own as car? If so, what kind

is it? Whatyear? Would your family buy a

car without your advice on it?

Do you own a radio? If so, what make is it? Would

your family buy a radio without your advice? Have you a savings ac-

count? If so, what bank or trust company? Do you

carry life insurance? If so, what company?

What is your favorite sport? What brand of equipment do you

use?

Do you subscribe to any magazines? If so, which? What

three magazines clo you prefer? Do

you read them regularly or occasionally?

Do you subscribe to any daily newspaper? If not, do you buy it on the news-

stands? How regularly do you read the daily newspapers?

How long does it take you to go through the daily newspaper?

Do you shine your own shoes? If so, what brand of polish do you use?

What brand of soap do you use?

What breakfast food do you prefer? What brand of tooth -

paste do you prefer?

For Men Only

Tar- many suits do you buy a year? About how much do you pay?

Where did you buy your last three suits?

How many pairs of shoes do you buy a year? About how much do you pay?

Where did you buy your last-three pairs of shoes?

What brand of shirt do you wear? What is the approximat e

cost? How many do you buy per year? Do you wear any particular

brand of sox? If so, what brand? Any particular make of tie ?

If so, what make? Do you wear a hat all year? What

make of hat do you wear? How much do you pay?..?

What brand of razor do you use? What make of razor. . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

blades?

_odQwin

day's TetAftteA GRADUATE WRITES

FROM MANCHURIA. . . lout dal( bar. otr

Women Answer These

What brand of hose do you use? What brand of lingerie ?

What brand of 'foundation garments? What brand of cos-

metics do you prefer? How much do you spend per month on

cosmetics and beauty aids? What brand of soap do you prefer?

What brand of rouge? What brand of

lipstick? Do you use hair-nets? What brand ?

What hair-shampoo do you use?

What brand of shoes do you buy? Where did you buy your las t

three pairs of shoes?

Name

Address

(c-o your local newspaper office if you like)

My estimate of the number of students who will send in replies to this questionair e

is

Note: Use a pseudonym if you prefer. If you do this, leave a sealed envelope at your lo -

cal college newspaper office, with your pseudonym on the outside envelope, and you r

real name on a slip of paper enclosed in theenvelope . The envelope will not be opened

if you do not win the prize .

Western Intercollegiate Press Group

Alberta: GATEWAY

Manitoba: MANITOBAN

British Columbia: UBYSSEY

Saskatchewan : SHEAF

CIosing Date Of Contest November 30

English, I proudly reply—"I studied

at U,B .C.' This is my favorite ans-

wer . It may not be great publicity,

yet I feel that is my duty to make

known abroad the name of the U.B .C .If all grarlautes living abroad triedtheir h''st to uphold the name of thei rmother school, I'm sure that the Uni-versity will soon be known through -out the world, "

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"Manchuria resembles climaticallyand topographically Central Canada .This interesting country reminds m eof the plains of Manitoba , . . " thuswrites an Aggie Graduate, VernonKoga, on a tour in Manchuria, toDean Clement .

In five closely-typed pages doesthis Jenanese gradaute describe hislong sojourn in the bleak and lonel yflat-lands of Manchuria . He sees thi scountry with the eyes of an agricul-turist and dwells long upon rotationof crops, the fertility of soil, and theclimate.

South Manchuria, granary of Asia ,he writes, has so warm a climate tha tsemi-tropical crops ranging fromstrawberries to cotton can be grown .Moreover, in spite of the fact that th eChinese have not fertilized the lan dfor centuries, immense tracts of ric elands have retained their natural fer-tility. On the other hand, 20 years o fintensive wheat cultivation in th eprairies of Canada have exhauste dabout 30 percent of the natural plantfoods in the soil .

The reason for this difference, hepoints out, lies perhaps in the rota-ting of crops in Manchuria, moisture

tal stations have been established" t ostudy the growing of cotton . Thepresent high price of this commodit yhas made cotton growing most prof-itable. Many farmers are changingfrom the cultivation of soy-beans to

cotton .It is interesting to note the prid e

of this gradaute in his Alma Mater ."Whenever anyone enquires as to thesoruce of my little knowledge of

during the growing season and thegreat depth of the surface soli, whic his 10-20 feet deep .

A great future lies ahead for Ag-riculture in Manchuria . With the in -crease in urban population, farmproducts will be more and more i ndemand, which fact promises a Sat-urnian age for Horticulture and An-imal-husbandry there .

Throughout Manchuria experimen -

Page Four

THE UBYSSEY

Tuesday, November 13, 193 4

Alberta's Hardy CupSupremacy was short-lived as the Golde n

Bears lost their game to the University o fSaskatchewan Huskies at Edmonton las tweek . The Huskies showed no mercy as theyran roughshod over U.B.C. vanquishers bya 12-2 score.

Roundball Artists Win 2-1 To Take Second Place

A Suggestion Is►Forthcoming that an inter-class skating

contest take place at the Rotary Ice Carni-val which comes off on December 8, pointsto go towards the Governor's Cup . Althoughthe idea has scarcely had time to register ,it seems to have met with approval, and theevent will probably come off.

Senior Soccer TriumphOver Politicians

sketmen Swc4'I(d I

Captain

. Final Score 2.1

Suddenly on a fast break down thefairway MacDougall took possessionof the ball, tricked his man andshoved the sphere over the heads ofthe opposition, Munday beating th erest to it and depositing it in th eLiberals' goal . The Liberals appeale dfor an off-side, but Referee Hunte rpointed to the centre spot .

This proved to be the winning tally ,for although both teams tried for afurther score, and tried desperately,no such thing came, the defenderson both sides seeing well to that . Thefinal score, then, read 2-1 for th eThunderbirds .

Outstanding on the battlefield wa sRussell Stewart, regular left-half, bu tthe entire Varsity forward line de-serves mention too . In fact everyman on the Students' line-up had ahand in "the great victory

. "For the Politicians Johnny Dale oflacrosse fame and goalie Waters wereeasily the best .

Varsity's team: Greenwood, goal ;Sutherland and Dickson, backs ; Thur-ber, Wolfe and Stewart, halves ; Irish,Munday, Kozoolin, MacDougall . andTodd (D), forwards ; Max Legg, re -serve .

Taking the field without their afarforward, Laurie Todd, who is stil lnursing his ankle injury, the Thun-derbirds indicated early that theywere out for business, as they scoopedclown upon the Politicians' citade lwhere Kozoolin, playing at centre,missed scoring narrowly with a head-er on a pass from Irish on the righ twing. Varsity kept up their fastrushes, but elongated Dixon relievedthe Liberals' anxiety by sending hi smates away on a counter-attackwhich rerulted in Bunyan, their pivo tman, scoring on the 15th minutefrom Duwson's pass, after he hadcleverly eluded the Sutherland-Dick-son line of defence and whiffed th epigskin past the helpless Greenwood .

The Liberals advantage was de-stined to be short-lived , however .Stung by the sudden reversal Varsit yfought back even more determinedlythan before . The intermediate tri oof Thurber, Wolfe, and Stewart as-sumed the offensive together wit hthe forwards, and the inevitable tyingmarker came when after some prett ycombination Kozoolin slipped a shor tpass to MacDougall who registeredwith a beautiful drive from a de-cided angle .

Play alternated from end to en dtill the half-way whistle with bothpairs of backs and the rival goaliesanticipating and clearing effectively .The score at onange-time stood at 1-1 .

Coach Charlie Hitchens had a wor dto say to the boys during the restperiod, for they went right after th ebacon in the second stanza, swarm-ing into the Politicians' part of thefield from the start, and missing onlyby close margins. Then mid-field ex -changes ensued, in which the riva lhalf-lines showed to particular ad -vantage .

Co-eds In a SurpriseWin over 'Phones

, Varsity women upset the dope

when they won their game from the

Telephone squad in a Senior B leagu e

fixture in the preliminary to th e

men's game on Saturday . The girls

started the game with spirit, and

took an early ,lead which they neverlost . The half time score was 10-8,and the final count 25-18 for the co -eds .

The team showed up considerablybetter than in their first game, work-ing well together . Their zone de -fence is strengthening as the teamgains experience . Pat Lafon worke dwell at center, sinking some nice on ehanded efforts. Beth Evans andMickey McMurchie played well a tforward .

Margaret Cunningham played alively game, breaking up numerousdangerous rushes by the Hello girls .She instilled some real fight into theteam .

Women's GrassHockey Blanked

The U.B .C . Women's Grass Hockey

team lost to Grandview Grads 3-0 on

Saturday. U.B.C. controlled most o f

the play but had hard luck on their

shooting . Helen Mayers at centre -

half played a great game for U.B .C .There will be a practice at Con -

naught Park Wednesday, Nov . 14, at

4 :00 o'clock sharp. Everyone is urgedto turn out as the teams will elect

captains .

PAUL KOZOOLIN

Paul is the perennial captain of th eSenior Soccer team, this being hi sthird year in that capacity . He isone of the smoothest players in theleague, consistently turning in a nic egame at halfback . It was one hispass that Munday scored the winnin ggoal in Saturday's game,

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Blue and Gold Boys Continue Unbeaten Wa y

Set Down Young Liberals 2.1 in Nice DisplayBreaking their lengthy list of draws for which they hav e

become notorious in city soccer circles, and at the same tim emaintaining their unbeaten record this year, Thunderbird soc-cerment triumphed over the highly-tooted Vancouver Liberal sby the odd goal in three on Cambie Street Grounds last Satur-day before 5,000 spectators .

The win put Varsity within 2 points ®of Columbia Hotel, present league -

leaders . and established them as the

only squad in the Vancouver and

District loop which stands a chance

to finish the first half of the seasonin the initial slot with the ItalianInnkeepers, who have played a gamemore than the Students .

Varsity Scores

Short - Handed Ex-BritanniaSquad Go Down Fighting

29 . 3

SPORT RESULTS

BASKETBALL

Sr. A Men 20—Province 37Sr . B Women 23—Telephones 18

SOCCERSeniors 2—Young Liberals 1

Juniors 1—Shores 3

ENGLISH RUGBYSecond Div. A 29—Ex-Brit. 3Second Div . B 3—R.C,M,P, 23

GRASS HOCKEYU.B .C . Men 4—Vancouver 3

U.B.C. Women 0—Grandview 3Varsity Women 0—South Vane 23

Anglicans HoldAnnual Meet

Under fair climatic conditions andbefore a goodly number of spectators ,the Anglican Theological College heldits annual track meet Friday after -noon. The outstanding events werethe 880 and the mile events . The lat-ter was won by Loat after a closelycontested finish with Humphrey . Boththese men, incidentally, are expectedto extend the Varsity pavement -pounders in the Arts 30 road-race.

Loat won the Athletic championshipof the College with 19 points, but hewas forced to exert himself to thelimit to do so by Walkem and Elliswho collected 14 points each .

At dinner that night, the prizeswere presented by Dr. A. F. Bares ofthe University, and Dr . H. R. Trum-pour of the College .

Detailed results of the meet follow :100 yards—1 Walkem, 2 Ellis, 3 Ad-

dison .

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Newsmen' Work SmoothlyWhile Students Have An

Off Night ; Dance SuccessBiggest Crowd of Season Sees Thunderbird sDowned 37.20Purves Shows Rebound Form; Snares 22 pts.Decidedly weak in their shooting and defence, the Varsit ySenior A hoopers were snowed under by a smartly combiningProvince team by a 37.20 score on Saturday night. Perhaps thenovelty of playing before a big crowd in their own gym, andthe expectations of a dance after the game put the students offtheir usual smooth play, for they certainly performed belowstandard . Varsity opened with a rush an dseemed destined to go places in thefirst few minutes as Bards :e1 sanka one-hnad shot and Ross scored ona beautiful fast-breaking play t' giveVarsity a four point lead . However,from here on it was Province's gariThey showed brilliant combination totake a lead which was never threat -ened . Again and again the pierce dVarsity's zone defence, to have LongJohn Purees whip the ball throug hthe basket .Province Snares Rebound sChiefly through the efforts ofPurees Province took a 13-6 lead hal fway through the first period . Varsit ybegan to creep up at this point an dhalf time score showed them behin d15-11 . Art Willoughby was on th efloor part of the time for Varsity ,but he showed a lack of practise. Bil lSwan was effective in his place .Province got nearly every reboun dof the evening, off both baskets .Nearly all of Puree' spoints were score dfrom them . As th esecond half openedthe Newsies workedsome smooth play sand piled up fourtee npoints while th eWright

Thunderbirds wereanywhere in American Rugby unless accumulating one small counter . Tha tput Province ahead 29-12 . Baskets byto provide jobs for players, what I Ross and Swan were followed byIt does likewise . If we must have scores by Purves, Kennington an d!port under those conditions would it 1 Armstrong for Province .not be better to drop American Rugby . ,

Dance Successfu l—Sports Editor,

Willoughby was on the teceivin gend of one of the few nice plays tha tVarsity worked during the game t omake the score 35-17 . Baskets bySmith and Bardsley and a foul sho tfly Bardsley ended the scoring of th egame at 37-20 .The dance after the game proved asuccess and it is probable that Coun -cil will ratify more dances after th eSaturday games .Bardsley was the best man on th efloor for either team, scoring 10 point sfor his team . Wright also played anice game . "Jawn" Jurves went wil dto score 22 points for the Provinceteam while Red McDonnell performedweLi nll. e-up : Varsity — Bardsley 10 ,Wright ; Willoughby 2; Mansfield ;Swan 4 ; Osborne 4 ; Ross 3 ; Pringle 1-20 .Province—John Purees 22 MacDon-ell 6 ; Helem ; Smith 2 ; Kennington 4 ;Peebles 1 ; Armstrong 2 ; Will ; JimPurves—37 ,

Opposed by only ten men Varsity' ssecond division "A" team had no dif -ficulty in defeating Ex-Britannia 29 -3. However, despite their weakenedteam, Ex-Britannia fought hard dur-ing the entire game and deservemuch credit for the spirit which the ydisplayed in the uneven battle .

Varsity's line-up, which included"Strat" Leggat, was the strongest theyhave fielded this year and it is un-fortunate that they did not meet th eleague leaders as they probably woul dhave beaten any team in the leagu elast Saturday .

Led by the redoubtable "Strat" theThunderbirds crossed and re-crosse dEx-Britannia's line for nine trys, bu tconvert after convert failed,' untilwith Colthurst holding the ball, Bil lLea finally managed to make onekick count .

In the dying moments of the gameEx-Britannia went over for a well -deserved try, much to the delight ofall presr nt .

The line-up for Varsity "A" team :Whitelaw. Legge!, Andrews, Hodge ,Walker, Ellis, Carruthers, Houser ,Douglas, Lea, Griffin, McMullin, Colt-hurst, Wood, and Johnson .

Varsity SecondsIn Easy Victory

Keeping in tune with the times,

Thunderbirds last night accepted St .

0Savious' challenge to a game of Box -

soccer to be played in the campus

gym. Thursday night, the kick-off

being timed for 6:15 . This will be the

first "boxsoc" struggle in Vancouver ,

although a number of them havebeen played of late in New West-minster.

A special code of rules (not to omany) will be drawn up for th eabove engagement, four or five play-ers only to be used at any time, bu twith unlimited substitutions.

The Saints put up a swell displa yagainst Westminster Royals, pro-vincial champions, on the letter' sArena last week and intend to givethe Students a lesson, but the me nof Templeton haveo they ideas.Thursday will decide the issue.

Saints, VarsityTo Play Boxsoc

Arts '30Wednesday

The annual Arts '30 road-race willbe held Wednesday noon instead ofat 3 p .m, as in former years. Theexecutive of the track club felt thatby taking this step more interestwould be shown in this classic .

This year it is particularly difficul tto pick a winner . All of the com-

petitors have run previously, butnone have won . Too, this year, LeoGanser returns to the field after an

absence of a few years, making it

even more difficult to say who willbe "in there" at the finish . However,

here are the entries who will respon dto Col . Logan's gun at 12:15 Wednes-

day—Irwin, Stewart, Patmore, Gans-

er, Sinclair, Allen, Swift, Cockburn ,and the force from the Theologica l

and Aggie Colleges ,

LOS TPair of'glasses Saturday, near gym.

or Track . Finder please return t oJ . Janes.

NOTICEThe editorials which appeared

on the sport page last Frida yconcerning Canadian and Am-erican Rugby were wholly thepersonal opinion of the sport seditor, and are not in agree-ment with the editorial opinionof the Ubyssey .

High Jump—1 Ellis, 2 Walkem an dLoat tied .

440 yards—1 Loat, 2 Ellis, 3 Walkem .Shot Put—1 Westaway, 2 Addison, 3

Loot .880 yards—1 Loat, 2 Addison, 3 Har-

ris.Broad Jump—1 Walkem, 2 Ellis, 3 1

Lost .One Mile — 1 Loat, 2 Humphrey, 3

Walkem.Starter, Bill Vrooman, U .B.C. Track

Club.

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On Thursday afternoon of this week the Varsity Y.M.C .A.Men 's Gym Class will meet for its first workout . Dave Todd ,volunteer director of the glass will meet all men who woul dlike to enter in on the Y 's plan of "keeping fit during termwork," at 4 :30 in strip on the Gym floor, Thursday .

The class has been made possible

through the co-operation of Fre dBolton, Men's Athletic Representa -tive on the Council . Individual mem-bers of the Rowing Club have alread yexpressed a desire to enter the classand help make it a success. More-over, the Varsity Y wishes it to beunderstood that all members o fSports Clubs, inactive because ofweather or seasonal conditions, arewelcome to join the class .

Until further notice the class wil lmeet regularly between 3 o'clock an d4 on Mondays, and between 4 :30 and6 on Thursdays.

Men interested are requested t oturn out in any old clothes they ca nlay their hands on and turn out intime for the Classes.

The projected class plan and pro -gram of work will be explained t oall who turn out on Thursday after -

, noon .

Women's Interclass BasketballScheduleArts '36 vs '37 Wed., Nov. 14, 3 p.m.Arts '35 vs '38, Wed ., Nov. 21, 3 p .m .Nursing vs Ed ., Wed., Nov. 21, noonArta '35 vs '37, Wed ., Nov . 28, 3 p.m .Class Athletic Reps. please see tha tyour teams are on the floor on time )Sportoria lOn the day that the editorial Mr .Bolton refers to was written the Spor tEditor asked Mr. Jack Milburn, man-ager of the Canadian Rugby Club ,who paid for Ivor Moe as coach outat the University . Mr. Milburn, whoshould know, stated that Moe's sal -ary was paid by the Canadian Rugb yteam .The sports editor is just as inter -ested as the worthy Men's Athleticrepresentative in seeing Inter-collee -late sport. The point raised by the ed -itorial was that if the little college swe now play against find it necessarychance has this University of gettin g

NOTIC EWill all women interested in ice -skating get in touch with me immed -iately, as we want to enter a tea min the Rotary Ice Carnival in the re -lay .Any women interested in basketbal lalso get in touch with me immedi -ately—as the inter-class league ha salready started — Margaret Haspe l(Ath . Rep .) .

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Men's Hocke yDefeat Vanc' rThe Varsity Men's Grass Hocke yteam finally crashed the win colum nwhen they took a hard-fought gamefrom the Vancouver Club . Knight ,Cooke, Thomson and Bann tallied fo rthe Thunderbirds, while Royce, Ab -ercrombie, and Melhuish were th escorers for Vancouver, Lee and Ab -ercrombie were best for the Vancou -ber team, with Barr, Cornish an dKnight starring for the Blue an dGold .NOW OPEN !NarrowsCabaretUnder Entirely NewManagemen tNewly Equippe dPopular Pribe sNo Cover Charge10 Minutes from CityJust across th eSecond Narrows Bridg eBARNEY POTT' SORCHESTRA