Toaster Sports

Toaster Toss Game

Toaster HUNT

Toaster Toss Game

• The concept is to toss a toaster by its cord at 13 paces into a garbage can without knocking the garbage can over. If the toaster knock the can over, no points and the next person attempts to successfully toss the toaster. If the toaster makes it into the garbage can without knocking it over 110V is scored and continues to toss until they miss or knock over the can.

• First person to 1100V wins!• For ages 10 to 100.• Don’t forget to unplug the toaster first!• Play this game with child supervision only.

Toaster Hunt

• Toaster Hunt is a new sport that harvests antiquated feral toasters for fun and profit.

• Caution is advised as feral toasters can cause severe burns and are unpredictable.

• Once a feral toaster is located, stalk and inactivate using any manner acceptable to local laws and jurisdictions.