top 5 reasons why santa claus does not use sharepoint
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Top 5 Reasons
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Why Santa Claus Does Not Use SharePoint
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December is a very busy time for Santa Claus. With millions
of customers, Santa doesn’t have time to mess around
traditional intranets.
Here are the top 5 reasons Santa does not
use traditional intranets...
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Naughty List1. Coordinating all those mall visits Really? Do you expect Santa to provision user licenses to all of them?
2. Outreach to children When Timmy and Sally go to Santa’s website, they need to know right away what tasks are needed to get back on the nice list.
3. Millennials with children Millennials are starting to have kids of their own and they need to communicate with Santa using their iPhone— and they don’t use email.
4. Chaos at the workshop While Santa’s eleven employees are very industrious, they still need to coordinate with suppliers around the world. Santa needs a way to bring vendors in without having to purchase more user licenses…Santa has a limited budget you know!
5. Effective branding Santa relies on millions of children believing in his brand. Otherwise there is no holiday magic. Traditional intranets send users away and destroy the holiday magic.
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That’s why Santa LOVES Cureo! He gets an easy to use, branded intranet that can be quickly extended to his outside network. With a twitch of his nose, Santa turn his website into a mobile-ready hub of work. Being able to coordinate with his elves, vendors, and malls puts a twinkle in his eye! Best of all, Santa doesn’t worry about user fees. He can have unlimited users… parents, children, reindeer, and elves all on the same page! And all just in time for Santa’s big day.
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Cureo’s high level of SECURITY
Last year due to a security breach of a different intranet, all of Santa’s cookies were stolen. This is all that was left:
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Reindeer prefer CLOUD SERVICES
After all they don’t like being wired to the ground. Before the mobile revolution all the reindeer made fun of Rudolf’s nose. Now all the other reindeer are jealous of the great wifi signal he gets.
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He needs a system to reinforce his brand. After all, his main customers were the first pastafarians.
Santa is losing market share fast to COMPETING BELIEFS
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They need software with responsive design. Honestly, have you ever seen an elf with a full sized computer?
Elves are too small to use a FULL SIZED COMPUTER
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As we all know, polar bears are great trend setters. They will accept nothing less than “cool”.
Because Cureo is COOL
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