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  • 1. Top 9 Reasons My Job Sucks!Stephen Chin (@steveonjava)Java Technology EvangelistJavaOne Conference Chair

2. You work in avirtual paradisehttps://www.flickr.com/photos/albertbredenhann/2451084143/ 3. I don't even have an office!3 4. 4 5. And I have to room with strangers!5 6. 6 7. Requires heavyintoxication7 8. 8 9. I have a LOT ofluggage!9 10. 10 11. No hazard pay!11 12. Endless testing12 13. 10 lb. Toblerone?Really?13 14. 14 15. Endless testing15 16. 16 17. Unpaid day careAnd I have to bring the toys too!17 18. Unpaid day care and I have to bring the toys too!18 19. Always hanging out withOLD GUYS!19 20. Always hanging out with OLD GUYS! 21. I Quit!21 22. Stephen Chintweet: @steveonjavablog: http://steveonjava.comNightHacking TourReal GeeksLive Hackingnighthacking.com 23. Safe Harbor StatementThe preceding is intended to outline our general product direction. It is intended forinformation purposes only, and may not be incorporated into any contract. It is not acommitment to deliver any material, code, or functionality, and should not be relied uponin making purchasing decisions. The development, release, and timing of any features orfunctionality described for Oracles products remains at the sole discretion of Oracle.23