tuesday 6th november 2018, 7.45pm theatre royal, … · punch the wall and start a fight!...
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Due to an unprecedented number of requests from the show’s incredible fans, and to say thank you to them for their support,
the producers decided to make this performance a sing-a-long. A select number of songs will have lyric sheets provided to encourage the audience
to join in with the cast on stage, there will be no changes to the show and the cast will be giving their best performance as they do every day.
We really hope you have a great evening celebrating the music in this way with both the cast and other audience members.
SING-A-LONG PERFORMANCETUESDAY 6TH NOVEMBER 2018, 7.45PM
THEATRE ROYAL, HAYMARKET
SONG BOOKCONTENTS
ACT ONEBEAUTIFUL
CANDY STOREHOLY SHIT
CANDY STORE REPRISEBIG FUN
I WILL NEVER SHUT UP AGAIN
ACT TWOMY DEAD GAY SON
SEVENTEENWESTERBERG CHEERLEADER CHANT
SEVENTEEN REPRISE (FINALE)
PLEASE JOIN IN SINGING WHERE MARKED “AUDIENCE”
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BEAUTIFUL–ACTI,SONG1 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
VERONICA:September1st,1989.DearDiary:
IbelieveI'magoodperson.Yaknow,Ithinkthere'sgoodineveryone,Butherewearefirstdayofsenioryear.
IlookaroundatallthesekidsI'veknownallmylifeandaskmyself:Whathappened?
AUDIENCE:
Freak!Slut!Burnout!Bug-eyes!Poser!Lard-ass!
VERONICA:
Weweresotiny,happyandshiny,Playingtagandgettingchased.
AUDIENCE:
Freak!Slut!Loser!Shortbus!
VERONICA:Singingandclapping,Laughingandnapping,
Bakingcookies,eatingpaste.
AUDIENCE:Bull-dyke!Stuck-up!Hunchback!
VERONICA:
Thenwegotbigger.Thatwasthetrigger,
LiketheHunsinvadingRome.Welcometomyschool,Thisain'tnohighschool:ThisistheThunderdome.
Holdyourbreathandcountthedays,We'regraduatingsoon.
AUDIENCE:
Whitetrash!
VERONICA:CollegewillbeparadiseifI'mnotdeadbyJune!
ButIknow,Iknow,lifecanbebeautiful.Ipray,Iprayforabetterway.Ifwechangedbackthen,Wecouldchangeagain.Wecanbebeautiful...
Justnottoday.
AUDIENCE:
Freak!Slut!Cripple!Homo!Homo!Homo!
VERONICA:
ThingswillgetbettersoonasmyletterComesfromHarvard,Duke,orBrown.
Wakefromthiscoma,Takemydiploma,
ThenIcanblowthistown.Dreamofmyivy-coveredwalls
AndsmokyFrenchcafes.FighttheurgetostrikeamatchAndsendthisdumpablaze!
DIALOGUE
AUDIENCE:
ButIknow,Iknow,Iknow...Lifecanbebeautiful.Ipray,Ipray,IprayForabetterway.
Wewerekindbefore;wecanbekindoncemore.Wecanbebeautiful...
DIALOGUE
AUDIENCE:
Whydotheyhateme?Whydon'tIfightback?
WhydoIactlikesuchacreep?Whywon'thedateme?WhydidIwearthis?
WhydoIcrymyselftosleep?Somebodyhugme!Somebodyfixme!
Somebodysaveme!Sendmeasign,God!Givemesomehopehere!Somethingtolivefor!
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AUDIENCE:Ah!...Heather,Heather,andHeather!IloveHeather,Heather,andHeather.IhateHeather,Heather,andHeather!IwantHeather,Heather,andHeather!IneedHeather,Heather,andHeather...
DIALOGUE
CHANDLER:
Andyaknow,yaknow,yaknow?Thiscouldbebeautiful.
Mascara,maybesomelipgloss,Andwe'reonourway.Getthisgirlsomeblush;
AndHeather,Ineedyourbrush.Let'smakeherbeautiful.
MCNAMARA:
Let'smakeherbeautiful...
DUKE:Let'smakeherbeautiful...
CHANDLER:
Makeherbeautiful...Okay?
VERONICA:
Okay!
WESTERBERGSTUDENTS:Outofmywaygeek!
Idon'twantanytrouble-You'regonnadieat3pm!
Don'tyoudaretouchme!Getaway,pervert!WhatdidIeverdotothem?
AUDIENCE:
Whocouldsurvivethis?Ican'tescapethis!IthinkI'mdying!
MS.FLEMING:
Who'sthatwithHeather?
AUDIENCE:Whoa!
Heather,Heather,Heather...And...someone!
Heather,Heather,Heather...Andababe!
Heather,Heather,Heather...
MARTHA:Veronica?!
AUDIENCE:
Veronica?Veronica?Veronica?!
VERONICA:Andyaknow,yaknow,yaknow:
Lifecanbebeautiful.Youhope,youdream,youpray,
Andyougetyourway!Askmehowitfeels
Lookinglikehellonwheels...MyGod,it'sbeautiful!Imightbebeautiful
Andwhenyou'rebeautiful...It'sabeautifulfrickin'day!
AUDIENCE:
Heather,Heather,Heather,Veronica!Heather!Heather!Heather,Veronica!
Veronica!Veronica!Veronica!Veronica!
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CANDYSTORE–ACTI,SONG2 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
CHANDLER:Arewegonnahaveaproblem?
Yougotabonetopick?You'vecomesofar,whynowareyoupullingonmy
dick?I'dnormallyslapyourfaceoffandeveryonehere
couldwatchButI'mfeelingnice,Here'ssomeadviceListenup,byatch!
AUDIENCE:Ilike!
CHANDLER:
Lookin'hot,buyingstufftheycannot
AUDIENCE:Ilike!
CHANDLER:Drinkin'hard
Maxin'Dad'screditcard
AUDIENCE:Ilike!
CHANDLER:Skippin'gymScaringherScrewinghim
AUDIENCE:Ilike!
CHANDLER:Killerclothes
AUDIENCE:
Kickin'nerdsinthenose!
CHANDLER:IfyoulacktheballsYoucangoplaydolls
Letyourmommyfixyouasnack
AUDIENCE:Woah!
CHANDLER:OryoucouldcomesmokePoundsomerumandcoke
InmyPorschewiththequarterback
AUDIENCE:Woah!Woah!Woah!
Honey,whatchuwaitin'for?Welcometomycandystore
TimeforyoutoproveYou'renotaloseranymore.
Thenstepintomycandystore.
AUDIENCE:Guysfall
DUKE:
AtyourfeetPaythecheck
MCNAMARA:Helpyoucheat
AUDIENCE:Allyou
DUKE:
Havetodo
CHANDLER:SaygoodbyetoShamu.
AUDIENCE:
Thatfreak's
MCNAMARA:Notyourfriend.
Icantellintheend
AUDIENCE:Ifshe
DUKE:
Hadyourshot
AUDIENCE:Shewouldleaveyoutorot.
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MCNAMARA:'Courseifyoudon'tcareFine!Gobraidherhair.
MaybeSesameStreetison.
AUDIENCE:Woah!
MCNAMARA:
Orforgetthecreep
DUKE:Andgetinmyjeep
CHANDLER:
Let'sgotearupsomeone'slawn.
AUDIENCE:Woah!Woah!Woah!
Honey,whatchuwaitin'for?Welcometomycandystore.
YoujustgottaproveYou'renotapussyanymore.Thenstepintomycandystore
CHANDLER:
Youcanjointheteam,
DUKE&MCNAMARA:Oryoucanbitchandmoan,
CHANDLER:Youcanlivethedream,
DUKE&MCNAMARA:Oryoucandiealone,
CHANDLER:
Youcanflywitheagles,Orifyouprefer,
Keepontestingme…
AUDIENCE:Andenduplikeher!
DIALOGUE
AUDIENCE:
Honey,whatchuwaitingfor,Stepintomycandystore!Timeforyoutoprove
You'renotalameassanymore!Thenstepintomycandystore!
It'smycandystoreIt'smycandy!
It'smycandystoreIt'smycandy!
It'smycandystoreIt'smycandystore!
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HOLYSHIT–ACTI,SONG3 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
AUDIENCE:
Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!
Holyshit!
VERONICA:Whywhenyouseeboysfight
DoesitlooksohorribleYetfeelsoright?
Ishouldn'twatchthiscrap,That'snotwhoIam,Butwiththiskid…
Daaaaamn!
Hey,misterno-namekidSowhomightyoube?
Andcouldyoufightforme?Hey,couldyoufacethecrowd?
Couldyoubeseenwithmeandstillactproud?Hey,couldyouholdmyhand?
Andcouldyoucarrymethroughnoman'sland?It'sfineifyoudon'tagree,ButIwouldfightforyou,Ifyouwouldfightforme.
Letthemdriveusunderground.
Idon'tcarehowfar.YoucansetmybrokenbonesandIknowCPR.
Well,whoa,youcanpunchrealgood,
You'velastedlongerthanIthoughtyouwould.Sohey,misterno-namekidIfsomenightyou'refreeWannafightforme?Ifyou'restillalive
IwouldfightforyouIfyouwouldfightforme.
AUDIENCE:Holyshit!Holyshit!Holyshit!
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CANDYSTORE–ACTI,SONG4 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
AUDIENCE:
Thenstepintomycandystore!It'smycandystore
It'smycandy!It'smycandystore
It'smycandy!It'smycandystoreIt'smycandystore!
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BIGFUN–ACTI,SONG6 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
AUDIENCE:Nana!Nana!Nanana!
Nana!na!na!na!nanana!
RAM:Dadsays"Actyourage."
Youheardtheman,it'stimetorage!
AUDIENCE:Blastthebass,turnoutthelightAin'tnobodyhometonight!
RAM:
Drink,smoke,it'sallcoolLet'sgetnakedinmypool!
AUDIENCE:
Punchthewallandstartafight!Ain'tnobodyhometonight!
KURT:
HisfolksgotawaterbedComeupstairsandrestyourhead
RAM:
Let'srubeachother'sbacksWhilewatchingpornonCinemax!
AUDIENCE:
Ah!Thefolksaregone!It'stimeforbigfun!
Bigfun!We'reuptilldawn,Havingsomebigfun!
Bigfun!WhenmomanddadforgetTolocktheliquorcabinet!
It'sbigfun!Bigfun!Whoo!
DIALOGUE
VERONICA:
Whoa!AhotguysmiledatmeWithoutatraceofmockery!
AUDIENCE:
Brainiaccleansupallnight!Veronicaishottonight!
VERONICA:
Freaked,tweaked,head’sablur,WhendidIgetsopopular?
AUDIENCE:
Don’tgetcloseyoumightignite!Veronicaishottonight!
VERONICA:
DreamsarecomingtrueWhenpeoplelaughbutnotatyou!
I'mnotalone!I'mnotafraid!IfeellikeBonoatLive-Aid!
AUDIENCE:
Ah!Thehouseisours!It'stimeforbigfun!
Bigfun!Let'susetheirshowers!Thatsoundslikebigfun!
Bigfun!Crackopenonemorecase!
VERONICA:
Ithinkthat'swhattheycall"thirdbase."
AUDIENCE:Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!
VERONICA:
I’mactuallyhaving…
AUDIENCE:Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Whoo!
DIALOGUE
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AUDIENCE:
Theparty'shot,hot,hotIt'stimeforbigfun!
Bigfun!
KURT:Youneedajelloshot!
ALL:
We'rehavingbigfun!Bigfun!
HEATHERCHANDLER:
MarthaDumptruck,intheflesh
HEATHERDUKE:HerecomestheCootieSquad
Weshould..
HEATHERCHANDLER:Shutup,Heather
HEATHERDUKE:Sorry,Heather
HEATHERMCNAMARA:
Lookwho'swithher-oh,myGod!
ALLTHREEHEATHERS:Dang!Dang!Diggety-dang-a-dang!Dang-dang!Diggety-dang-a-dang!
DIALOGUE
HEATHERCHANDLER:
ShowingupheretooksomegutsTimetoripthemout.
HEATHERDUKE:
Well,who'sthispigremindyouof?Especiallythesnout.
ALLTHREEHEATHERS:
Dang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dang!Dang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dang!
DIALOGUE
AUDIENCE:
Dang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dangDang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dangDang,dang,diggety-dang-a-dang
Diggety-dang-a-dang!
Thefolksaregone!It'stimeforbigfun!
Bigfun!We'reuptilldawn
Havingsomebigfun!Bigfun!Soletthespeakersblow!They'llbuyanotherstereo.
Ourfolksgotnoclue'Bouthalftheshittheirchildrendo.
WhyaretheysurprisedWheneverwe'reunsupervised?
It'sbigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Bigfun!Whooo!
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IWILLNEVERSHUTUPAGAIN–ACTI,SONG10(Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
DUKE:
Heatherchoked,boughtthefarm.Shecouldnothackit.
NowweneedastrongarmTorunthisracket.
Heather’sout.Whowillrise?Gottafillthatvacuum.
It’smyturn.It’smyprize.Ispitlightning!Crack!Boom!
Ibitmytonguesolong,Ilearnedtocounttoten.Mysilencemademestrong.Ididmytime,andthen–
Ahousedroppedonherhead;Thewitchisdead!Dingdong!Move,bitch,thismysong!
AUDIENCE:
Iwillnevershutupagain!Iwillnevershutupagain!
Brandnewday,watchingdreamscometrue!
Wellforme,notyou.’CauseI’llnevershutupagain!
DUKE:
Girlslikemedon’tclimbhigh,can’tcrackthatceiling.ButnowIscrapethesky,it’syouwho’skneeling!
Heather’spet,you’reoldnews.Lookatyou,you’rebusted.
Youthinkyou’llfillhershoes?ToolateIjustdid!
Now,Idon’tmeantobrag;onceIwasoneofyou,ButnowIamtheflagyoupledgeallegianceto.
Iamthedreamyouchase,I’myouramazinggrace!Yo,party’satmyplace!
AUDIENCE:
Iwillnevershutupagain!Iwillnevershutupagain!
Brandnewday,nowwe’refin’llyfree.Freetoworshipme.
’CauseI’llnevershutupagain!
DUKE:Don’tjudgemelittlemissinnocence.
Yourhandsain’tclean-I’veseenyourfingerprints.Youactsouptight,sovirginwhite;
ButIheardfromtheboyswhatyouwereuptolastnight!
KURT&RAM:Veronica’smywetdream!Veronicalikestoscream!
Veronicatookonefortheteam!Shetooktwofortheteam!Thatgirlwasonherback!Thatgirlwasbigfun!
AUDIENCE:Bigfun!
KURT&RAM:
Wesmokedhercrack!Thatcrackwasbigfun!
AUDIENCE:Bigfun!
KURT&RAM:
Andthat’swhenthingswentsouth,Wehadaswordfightinhermouth!
AUDIENCE:
Whoa!Dang,diggetydang-a-dang!Freak!
Dang,diggetydang-a-dang!Slut!
Dang,diggetydang-a-dang!Swordfightinhermouth!
Iwillnevershutupagain!Iwillnevershutupagain!
I’monfireandyou’remyfuelYoushouldfineanewschool.‘CauseI’llnevershutupagain!
Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!Nevershutupagain!
Hah!
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MYDEADGAYSON–ACTII,SONG1(Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
DIALOGUE
RAM’SDAD:Theywerenotdirty!Theywerenotwrong!
TheyweretwolonelyversesIntheLord'sgreatsong!
DIALOGUE
RAM’SDAD:
Myboy'sahomosexualAndthatdon'tscaremenone...Iwanttheworldtoknow...Ilovemydeadgayson!
DIALOGUE
RAM’SDAD:
Well,thegoodLordmadegaypenguins,AndBonobochimpanzees.
I’veseengaylionsshowtheirprideindocumentaries.IfnaturegetsherordershandeddownfromGodabove,
Thenanimalorhuman,Youcan’thelptheoneyoulove!
Theywerenotdirty!
AUDIENCE:Whoa!
RAM’SDAD:
Theywerenotfruits!
AUDIENCE:Whoa!
RAMS’SDAD:
TheywerejusttwostraylacesintheLord'sbigboots.Well,InevercaredforhomosmuchuntilIrearedme
one.ButnowI'velearnedtolove...
Ilovemydeadgayson!
AUDIENCE:HeloveshissonHeloveshissonHisdeadgayson!
RAMS’SDAD:Now,Isaymyboy'sinheaven!Andhe'stanningbythepool.
Thecherubimwalkhimandhim,AndJesussays“It'scool!”
Theydon'thavecrimeorhatred,There'snobigotryorcursin'..JustfriendlyfellowsdressedupLiketheirfav'riteVillagePerson!
Theywerenotdirty..
AUDIENCE:No,no!
RAM’SDAD:
Theyjusthadflair!
AUDIENCE:Whoa!
RAM’SDAD:
TheyweretwobrightredribbonsintheLord'slonghair.Well,Iusedtoseeahomoandgoreachin'formygun
ButnowI'velearnedtolove...Andfurthermore!
Theseboyswalkedhandinhand,Theseboys,theytookastand.
Theycouldnotwaitonesecondlongertobefree!Theycastofftheirdisguise,Noshame,nocompromise!Paul,Ican'tbelievethatyouStillrefusetogetaclue
Afterallthatwebeenthrough..I'mtalkin'youandme!
AUDIENCE:GASP!!!!!
RAMS’SDAD:
Inthesummerof'83!
AUDIENCE:BIGGERGASP!!!!!
KURT'SDAD:
Thatwasonehellofafishingtrip.
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AUDIENCE:Whoa,whoa,whoa,whoa
Whoa,whoa,whoa!Theywerenotdirty..
Whoa!Andnotperverse..
No,no!Theyweretwoshinyrhinestones
IntheLord'sbigpurse!
BOTHDADS:Ourjobisnowcontinuingtheworkthattheybegun!
AUDIENCE:
'Causenowwelove,love,love!Weloveyourdead…
They'reuptherediscodancingTothethumpofangelwings!
TheygrabamateandrollerskateWhileJudyGarlandsings!Theyliveajoyfulafterlife
That'sfancy-freeandreckless!Theyswinguponthepearlygates..
Andwearapearlynecklace!Whoo!
BOTHDADS:
Theywerenotdirty!
AUDIENCE:No!
BOTHDADS:Theyweregoodmen!
AUDIENCE:Whoa!
BOTHDADS:
Andnowthey'rehappybearcubsintheLord'sbigden!GoforthandloveeachothernowLikeourboyswouldhavedoneWe'llteachtheworldtolove...
Ilovemydeadgayson!
AUDIENCE:Nothalfbad,yourdeadgayson!WishIhadyourdeadgayson!Thankyou,dad,foryour...
Dead!Gay!Son!
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SEVENTEEN–ACTII,SONG2(Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
VERONICA:
Fine!We’re“damaged”.“Reallydamaged”.
Butthatdoesnotmakeus“wise”!We’renot“special”,we’renot“different”.
Wedon’tchoosewholivesordies.Let’sbenormal.Seebadmovies.
SneakabeerandwatchT.V.We’llbakebrowniesorgobowling.Don’tyouwantalifewithme?
Can’twebeseventeen?That’sallIwanttodo.Ifyoucouldletmein,
Icouldbegoodwithyou.
JD:Peoplehurtus.
VERONICA:
Ortheyvanish.
JD:Andyou’rerightthatreallyblows.
VERONICA:Butweletgo.
JD:
Takeadeepbreath
VERONICA:Thengobuysomesummerclothes.
We'llgocamping.
JD:Playsomepoker.
VERONICA:
Andwe’lleatsomechillifries.Maybepromnight.
JD:
Maybedancing.
VERONICA:Don'tstoplookinginmyeyes
JD:
Youreyes.
AUDIENCE:
Can'twebeseventeen?Isthatsohardtodo?Ifyoucouldletmein
IcouldbegoodwithyouLetusbeseventeen
Ifwestillgottheright.
VERONICA:Sowhat’sitgonnabe?
BOTH:
Iwannabewithyou(Wannabewithyou)Iwannabewithyoutonight.
VERONICAONLY:
Yeahwe’redamaged,
JD:Badlydamaged.
BOTH:
Butyourlove’stoogoodtolose.
VERONICA:Holdmetighter.
JD:
Evencloser.
VERONICA:I’llstayifI’mwhatyouchoose.
JD:
Can’twebeseventeen?
VERONICA:IfIamwhatyouchoose.
JD:
Ifwestillgottheright.
VERONICA:Causeyou’retheoneIchoose
JD:
You’retheoneIchoose.
BOTH:You’retheoneIchoose.
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SHINEALIGHT–ACTII,SONG3 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
MS.FLEMING:Deepinsideofeveryone
There'sahotballofshame;Guilt,regret,anxiety,
Fearswedarenotname.But,ifweshowtheuglyparts
Thatwehideaway,Theyturnouttobebeautiful
Bythelightofday!Whynot...
AUDIENCE:
Shine,shine,shinealight!Onyourdeepestfears!Letinsunlightnow
Andyourpainwilldisappear!Shine,shine,shine
AndyourscarsandyourflawsWilllooklovelybecauseyoushine!
MS.FLEMING:Youshinealight
AUDIENCE:
Shine,shine,shinealightShine,shine,shinealight
WESTERBERGSTUDENTS:Everyday'sabattlefieldWhenpride'sonthelineIattackyourweaknesses
Andprayyoudon'tseemineButifIsharemyuglypartsAndyoushowmeyours
OurlovecanknockourwallsdownAndunlockallourdoors.
MS.FLEMING:Comeon..
AUDIENCE:Shine,shine,shinealight!Onyourdeepestfears!Letinsunlightnow
Andyourpainwilldisappear!
MS.FLEMING:Whowantstosharewhat'sintheirheart?
Novolunteers?Fine,I'llstartMyname'sPauline,Ilivealone,
Myhusbandleft,mykidsaregrown.Inthe60slovewasfree,
(Thatdidnotworkoutwellforme),Therevolutioncameandwent,Triedtochangetheworld,
Barelymadeadent.Ihavestruggledwithdespair,
I'vejoinedacult,choppedoffmyhair.Ichant,Iprayed,butGod'snotthereSoSteve!I'mendingouraffair……….!
1,2,takemehomekids!
AUDIENCE:
Shine,shine,shinealight!Onyourdeepestfears!Letinsunlightnow
Andyourpainwilldisappear!Shine,shine,shine
AndyourscarsandyourflawsWilllooklovelybecauseyoushine!
Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!
Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!Shine,shine,shinealight!
Shinealight!YEAH!
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WESTERBERGCHEERLEADERCHANT–ACTII,SONG6 (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
AUDIENCE:Heyyo,Westerberg!Heyyo,Westerberg!
Tellme,what'sthatsound?HerecomesWesterberg
Comin'toputyouintheground!Gogo,Westerberg!Giveagreatbigyell!
WesterbergwillknockyououtAndsendyoustraighttohell!
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SEVENTEEN(REPRISE)–ACTII,FINALE (Pleasesingonlywheremarked“Audience”)
VERONICA:Listenupfolks,warisover,
Brandnewsheriff'scometotown.Wearedonewithactingevil,Wewilllayourweaponsdown.
We'realldamaged,we'reallfrightened,We'reallfreaksbutthat'salright.We'llendureit,we'llsurviveit.Martha,areyoufreetonight?
DIALOGUE
VERONICA:
Ican'tpromisenomoreHeathers,Highschoolmaynoteverend.Still,Imissyou,I'dbehonouredIfyou'dletmebeyourfriend.
MARTHA:Myfriend.
VERONICAANDMARTHA:Wecanbeseventeen,
Wecanlearnhowtochill.Ifnoonelovesmenow,somedaysomebodywill.
Please,canwebeseventeen?Stilltimetomakethingsright;
Wewantabetterworld.
AUDIENCE:Sowhynotstarttonight?Let'sgobeseventeen;
Takeoffourshoesanddance.Actlikewe'reallstillkids,
‘Causethiscouldbeourfinalchance!Alwaysbeseventeen,CelebrateyouandI.
Maybewewon'tgrowoldAndmaybethenwe'llneverdie.
We'llmakeitbeautiful.We'llmakeitbeautiful.Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!Beautiful!
Beautiful!