vol 9, no 5 - march 9, 2011

A sprightly sheet full of the sprays of the old ocean ¯ Wednesday, March 9, 2011 ¯ Vol. 9, No. 5 ¯ Cape May, America’s Original Seaside Resort

An Adorable Harbor Seal On First Avenue Beach

This seal was escaping the frigid waters and warming up on the beach this past Sunday. For the whole story, see Ramblings From The Editors on page 13. Nancy Campbell

THIS WEEK...

It’s The WHISky Issue!

Cape May Winery’s Case Club Party

‘kids Can’ Expo At CM Elementary

Pages 17-37 Pages 64-84Page 47

Meet Dan Oliver From The C-View

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

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The Almanac

«The Coffee Break Page ................ Page 12

«Ramblings from the Editor...........Page 13

«Food & Drink Guide ................... Page 21

«The Contest Page ........................ Page 24

«Employee of the Week ................ Page 27

«Gift Certificate Giveaway ........... Page 30

« The Old Fogey ............................ Page 41

« Customer Service..........................Page 45

«Must Haves ................................ Page 47

«The Answer Lady ....................... Page 49

« The Shopping Guide .................. Page 51

«Cape May Crossword ................. Page 56

«Health & Beauty Guide ............... Page 60

«Activity of the Week ................... Page 63

«Adopt An Animal.........................Page 66

« Bird Droppings ......................... Page 71

«The Movie Column ...................... Page 75

«The Dating Column .................... Page 83

«Homes of the Week ..................... Page 85

«About Exit Zero .......................... Page 87

Inside This Issue

thursdAY March 10Showers

VHigh Temperature: 52Low Temperature: 39Chance of Rain: 80%Sunrise: 6:19amSunset: 6:01pmHigh Tides: 11:03am, 11:24pmLow Tides: 4:59am, 4:50pm

fridAY March 11Some showers

V High Temperature: 47Low Temperature: 36Chance of Rain: 30%Sunrise: 6:17am Sunset: 6:02pmHigh Tides: 11:47amLow Tides: 5:47am, 5:36pm

sAturdAY March 12Partly sunny

UHigh Temperature: 52Low Temperature: 38Chance of Rain: 10%Sunrise: 6:16am Sunset: 6:03pmHigh Tides: 12:14am, 12:43pmLow Tides: 6:45am, 6:32pm

sundAY March 13Sunny

GHigh Temperature: 49Low Temperature: 33Chance of Rain: 0%Sunrise: 7:14amSunset: 7:04pmHigh Tides: 1:16am, 2:53pmLow Tides: 8:51am, 8:39pm

MondAY March 14Sunny

GHigh Temperature: 46Low Temperature: 37Chance of Rain: 0%Sunrise: 7:13am Sunset: 7:05pmHigh Tides: 3:26am, 4:07pmLow Tides: 9:57am, 9:49pm

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KNOW your way around Cape May? Think of yourself as the observant type? Feast your eyes on the photograph above, prepared by our resident cryptographer Dan Mathers.

If you think you know where this con-cert is being held, then you have a chance to win a $50 gift certificate to spend at a local business. Go to the Exit Zero Facebook page before Monday for a full-size, full-color photo and instructions on how to enter – follow the instructions carefully. And, don’t worry if you have never used Facebook before – it’s easy! Just ask your six-year-old nephew. To enter, look for the mystery photo at www.facebook.com/exitzeropub-lishing. Good luck!

Facebook Mystery Contest Random Fact Of The Week

Weird Word Of The Week

The Police Blotter

Classic Quotations

A Story From The Past

Fortune Cookie Of The Week

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. – PJ O’Rourke

I’m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four. – Joel Rosenberg

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all rem-edies that won’t cure a cold. – Jerry Vale

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. – WC Fields

I like my whisky old and my women young. – Woody Allen

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – HL Mencken THE word whisky was shortened from usque-

baugh, a word borrowed from Irish and Scottish languages, meaning “water of life.” Although there are exceptions to the rule, “whiskey” usu-ally refers to American and Irish brands, and “whisky” to Scottish and Canadian.

THE Bethlehem Steel Corporation maintained a testing facility for weapons and explosives on Higbee Beach. They had agreements to produce shells and other weaponry for a handful of nations, including the US. Once a particular group of shells were ready to be tested, a special train would bring the munitions to Cape May. The shell or other explosive to be tested would be loaded onto a rail car and pulled onto the beach, where it would be detonated. – Ben Miller

DAVENPORT, FL: Millionaire dentist Rich-ard Ludwig found a credit card in the parking lot of a grocery store and used it to buy two pizzas... rather than dip into his considerable fortunes. He was arrested by police while waiting for the pizzas to finish cooking.

J Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out. J

Aberfeldy, Auchentoshan, Bruichladdich, Bunnahabhain, Craigellachie, Edradour, Glenkinchie, Knockando, Laphroaig, tandhu, tamnavulin, teaninich, and tul-libardine are all brands of Scottish single-malt whisky.

ONCE a week, the folks at Exit Zero eat at Cape Orient, the island’s fine Asian restau-rant. Sometimes we find pearls of wisdom at the end of our meal. And sometimes we don’t. The above fortune cookie was eaten with the chicken and vegetables in peanut sauce. Please note: Any typos are not ours, but those of the fortune cookie manufacturers. We print them as we find them.

Cape May County Historical Museum


Ramblings From The EditorsIdeas, idle gossip and occasionally important odds ’n’ ends

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AS yOU might have gathered from the cover, a seal found its way onto the beaches of Cape May this week-end. The harbor seal was

spotted lying above the shoreline on First Avenue beach, where a small group of peo-ple, including nancy Campbell, gathered and snapped some pictures. According to Nancy, some of the onlookers were under the impression that the seal was “beached” and thought it was in need of some help. One gentleman made his way toward the ocean, clapping his hands. Nancy said it seemed that the seal followed the man’s clapping and returned to the ocean.

Although our knowledge of seals is limited to National Geographic magazine and our collection of Planet Earth DVDs, there seemed something odd about the idea of a seal “beached” – like a whale or dolphin might. After all, there is plenty of footage of seals frolicking about in the sand before they take to the surf and are beset by Killer Whales. We called the Marine Mammal Stranding Center in Brigantine, NJ and talked to their director, Bob schoelkopf.

Bob says it’s not rare to find seals on Jersey beaches. In fact, there is a colony of up to 180 harbor seals residing in an undis-closed beach along the Jersey coast.

So, what should people do the next time they see a seal sitting on the beach? “Leave them alone and stay at least 50 feet away – don’t bring them food, don’t try to touch them and don’t try to lead them to the water,” warned Bob. “If they look like they might need help, call our 24-hour hotline at 609-266-0538.”

What’s more, Bob says that the man

who came close to the animal and started clapping was in violation of the Marine Mammal Protection Act and could have faced a $25,000 fine and up to two years in prison. “He didn’t guide it to the water – he scared it away.”

CALLING all chili connoisseurs: this Saturday, March 12 marks the

Cape May Chili and Chowder Challenge, where local chefs and home-style cooks will compete for bragging rights, trophies and prizes. The event will be held in Congress Hall’s Grand Ballroom, and for just $5 you can sample the finest chili and chowder around. Guests are invited to vote for the best chili in both categories, and celebrity judges dan skeldon and dan Carrigan from NBC 40 will be on hand to provide their professional opinion (they’re not food crit-ics, but they sure are photogenic).

This event runs from 1-5pm, and pro-ceeds from ticket sales will benefit Cape May food banks. If you think your chili has what it takes to burn the competition, contact doreen talley at 609-884-5508 to enter the running.

yOU may notice an increase in the number of shaven heads in Cape May

after March 22, but it’s no fashion trend. Lower Cape May Regional High School teachers, staff and students are having their St Baldrick’s fundraiser: each shaved head raises money for childhood cancer research.

Teacher tJ Belasco informed us that a total of 13 teachers and staff members and 20 students will shave their heads on March 22 in solidarity with cancer-stricken kids. Last year’s event raised over $12,000, and Belasco is optimistic about surpassing their $5,000 goal this year. “The great thing about St Baldrick’s is that every single penny goes to research,” TJ tells us. “We also want to drive home the idea of helping others. It’s one thing to teach our kids to be better students, but you really want to teach them to be better people.”

Looking to help out? you can send a check, made payable to St Baldrick’s Foundation, to LCMR High School, 687 Route 9, Cape May, attention Mr Belasco.

WHETHER you’re a musician or just a groupie, don’t miss this year’s Annual

Cape May Singer-Songwriter Festival on March 25 and 26. It will be held in Congress Hall and live music venues throughout town. For musicians, the conference includes two afternoons of music business panels, workshops and musical keynotes by Lucy Kaplansky and Pat dinizio.

We here at Exit Zero can’t recommend this festival enough. you’ll hear performances by Michelle Dawn Mooney’s Band, Toy Soldiers and over 16 other performers at this weekend celebration of the best musicians around. For more information, visit www.sscapemay.com and consult our upcoming issues for preview columns by Phil Broder.

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Come dine with us at the NEW Peter Shields Inn & Restuarant. Serving dinner every evening.

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Brendan aka DJ Crash Sean Donnelly, Dave Dimperio Sam Bender, Jack Weber, Maggie Chase



(609) 884-1169 711 Townbank Road,

North Cape May www.capemaywinery.com

Tasting Room - Open Daily 12-5pmWinery Tours - Saturdays at 3pm

Merlot • Syrah • Blush Chardonnay • Port • Blush

Pinot Noir • Apple • Red Reserve

Gift Certificates and Gift Baskets

A Few Pictures That Our Readers Have Sent To Us

Erica Leaver and Michael klinger are engaged

pHoTograpHS by our lovEly rEaDErS

Marilyn, Megan and Larry Reed in Pass-A-Grille Beach, Florida

Diane and Ed Hutchinson in the Dominican Republic


Harbor V iew restaurant, bar & MarinaOpen Thursday thru Sunday for Lunch & Dinner

Breakfast on Saturday & Sunday

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2/27: ‘kids Can’ Expo At Cape May Elementary

Eric Brooke Owens, Mackenna Taylor Sean and Lisa Murphy



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Dinner from 5pm on friday, Saturday & Holiday Sundays

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George Karavan on the baby Grand on Saturday night

and CLIPPER SHIP PUB

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Belly Buster speCialsavailable all day 8-2:30 Mon - Fri

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Fish platterw/ fries andcoleslaw

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Crab Cake platterw/ fries and coleslaw

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Cheyenne R, katie k, Rhiannon W, Ryan M

Evelyn, Joanne, Carol


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Serving Dinner from 5pmFriday & Saturday


Danielle Larson, Trisha Pitcher, Regina kukola


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Opening fOr the SeaSOnfriday, March 18

dinner from 5pm • friday & Saturday

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ALEATHEA’S7 Ocean Street, (609) 884-5555, Ext. 226www.innofcapemay.com

This fine restaurant is closed for the 2010 season but will re-open in the spring of 2011.

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H U AVALON COFFEE7 Gurney Street, Cape May,898-8088, www.avaloncoffeecompany.com

The Cape May location will open in March but the North Cape May branch is open now at 3704 Bayshore Road

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AxELSSON’S BLUE CLAW991 Ocean Drive, (609) 884-5878blueclawrestaurant.com

Fine dining near the harbor. Elegant dining room, cozy fireplace, and the classic Clipper Ship Pub.

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HBELLA VIDA CAFÉ406 N. Broadway, (609) 884-6322www.bellavidacafe.com

“The local café with a wholesome aroma” is what they call it... and that’s how we describe it. Very apt!

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H U THE BLACk DUCk1 Sunset Boulevard, (609) 898-0100blackduckonsunset.com

A chic interior and stylish food, but the ambience is anything but pretentious. Modern American cuisine.

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HTHE BLUE PIG TAVERN251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8422congresshall.com

Congress Hall’s restaurant is better than ever, serving classic tavern food with a twist or two along the way.

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HBROWN ROOM251 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-8421congresshall.com

Such a classy, yet convivial place to have a cocktail. Plush seating, great drinks, a friendly bar scene... it’s got it all.

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HCABANAS429 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-4800cabanasonthebeach.com

It’s always warm and friendly in this lively beachfront bar that features some of the best live bands around.

L, D$8-$25

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HCAPE MAy WINERy711 Townbank Road, (609) 884-1169capemaywinery.com

This beautiful winery is open daily from 12-5pm. Make a reservation to tour the winery on Saturdays at 3pm.

Winery$5-$27

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H U CAPE ORIENT315 Ocean Street, (609) 898-0088capeorient.com

Great food every time, whether you are looking for Chinese, Thai or sushi. Service is superb, too.

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HCOPPER FISH416 Broadway, West Cape May(609) 898-1555

Chef Geoff Johnson’s popular Copper Fish is under new management, at a new site – Broadway and Sunset.

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HCUCINA ROSA301 Washington Street Mall (609) 898-9800 www.cucinarosa.com

Nicely located at the beginning of the mall, this Italian restaurant is a must-visit. Simply superb food.

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HC-VIEW INNTexas Avenue & Washington Cape May(609) 884-4712

A locals’ favorite, the oldest and friendliest tavern in town with great wings, excellent pub fare and cold beer.

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HDEPOT MARkET CAFÉ409 Elmira Street, Cape May(609) 884-8030

New owners Chris and Lisa Shriver are keeping the old favorites at this locals joint AND adding new specials.

B, L, D $6-$14 BYOB NO YESu b

H U

The Ultimate Cape May Food & Drink ChartWhat you need to know about the food and the vibe

Meals served

Price range of entrées

Bar or ByOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details

kEy u Onsite parking b Handicap accessible H Takeout available U Dog-friendly patio in season



Barbra Agens, Samantha Shaw Ginny Hamilton, Chris Zammit

Gabe, Will Erin, Amanda

Ginny Hamilton and “Who, me?”


Bridget Martin, Cassidy Fletcher


THE EBBITT ROOM25 Jackson Street, (609) 884-5700 virginiahotel.com

With the remarkable cooking of chef Lucas Manteca, there’s even more reason than usual to visit. Sublime concoctions.

D$26-$33

V, MC, AE, DBAR YES NO

u

GECkO’SCarpenter’s Square Mall, Cape May(609) 898-7750

The opening of Gecko’s always signals a change of season in Cape May. Superb southwestern food. Opening in March.

L, D $8-$24 BYOB YES YESb

H HARBOR VIEW954 Ocean Drive884-5444 harborviewcapemay.com

A Key West vibe, great views of the harbor, good food and regular entertainment. B, L, D

$6-$30V, MC

BAR NO YESu b

H UGODMOTHER’S Broadway & Sunset, (609) 884-4543, godmothersrestaurant.com

Excellent downhome Italian food, reasonably priced and great for a family dinner. Opening Friday, March 18.

D $12-$28 BYOB YES YESu

HHAWk HAVEN VINEyARD600 S. Railroad Avenue Rio Grande (609) 846-7347, hawkhavenvineyard.com

Open daily 12–5pm for wine tasting, wine by the glass, gourmet cheese plates and wine pairing dinners.

Winery V, MC, AE, D Winery NO NOu

H UHARRy’SMadison & Beach Avenue(609) 884-6113, harryscapemay.com

The restaurant at the Montreal Inn was relaunched last summer, to fine reviews. Excellent family fare. Opening in April.

B, L, D$8-$24

V, MC, D, AEBAR YES YES

u b

H HEMINGWAy’S1045 Beach Avenue(609) 884-5611, hemingwayscapemay.com

A relaxed yet elegant island ambiance, featuring USDA Prime Steaks and classic seafood creations.

B, L, D$15-$38

V, MC, AE, DBAR YES YES

u b

HTHE LOBSTER HOUSEFisherman’s Wharf, (609) 884-8296, thelobsterhouse.com

Take-out, fish market, restaurant, raw bar, breakfast diner... The Lobster House has it all. A romantic spot in the winter!

B, L, D$5-$25

V, MC, AE, DBAR NO YES

u b

H ULUCky BONES1200 Route 109, (609) 884-BONE, luckybonesgrill.com

It’s a huge hit for a reason. Excellent food, great bar vibe, superb service. Gets it right every single time.

L, D$6-$22

V, MC, AE, DBAR

For tables of eight or more

YESu b

HMAD BATTER19 Jackson Street(609) 884-5970, madbatter.com

The original fine dining restaurant in Cape May and still one of the best. The food is always creative.

B, L, D$19-$30


b

HMAGNOLIA ROOM301 Howard Street(609) 884-8409, chalfonte.com

The venerable restaurant at the beautiful old Chalfonte Hotel offers classic southern food. Opening in May.

B, D$10-$34


b

MARIE NICOLE’S9510 Pacific, Wildwood Crest(609) 522-5425 www.marienicoles.com

Marie Nicole’s serves modern American cuisine with a European ambiance in arelaxed atmosphere. Opening in April.

D$19-$44

V, MC, D, AEBAR YES NO

u b

MARQ’S PUB & RESTUARANT501 Beach Avenue(609) 884-3500

The new spot on the first floor of the Marquis de Lafayette hotel. A good old-fashioned pub atmosphere.

B, D$4-$22

V, MC, AE BAR NO YESb

MARTINI BEACH 429 Beach Avenue, Cape May(609) 884-1925

A lively nightspot with a friendly vibe, fine Mediterranean dishes, and apanoramic oceanfront view.

D$15-$30

V, MC, D, AE BAR YES NO


Meals served


Bar or ByOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details



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MERION INN106 Decatur Street(609) 884-8363, merion inn.com

The dim, amber lighting, dark wooden bar, period fittings and classy staff give a special ambience. Opening in March.

DBAR


u b

H UOCEAN VIEWBeach & Grant Avenues(609) 884-3772 oceanviewrestaurant.com

A large and very reliable menu. Classic diner food, and very reasonably priced. A locals’ favorite.

B, L, D$9-$30

V, MC, AE, DBYOB NO YES

u b

HOySTER BAy615 Lafayette Street (609) 884-2111oysterbayrestaurantnj.com

A lovely dining room, a beautiful copper-top bar and classic, generous dishes. Now serving delicious new martinis!

D$12-$29


u b

HPETER SHIELDS1301 Beach Avenue, (609) 884-9090petershieldsinn.com

The Georgian revival mansion is magnificent and the modern American menu matches it all the way.

D$22-$39V, MC, D

BYOB NO NO H

THE PILOT HOUSE142 Decatur Street(609) 884-3449pilothousecapemay.com

A classic pub and restaurant offering good burgers, excellent comfort good and an authentic ambience.

L, D$15-$25

V, MC, AE, DBAR YES YES H

RIO STATION3505 Route 9 SouthRio Grande(609) 889-2000

While all around it has changed, the Rio is still serving excellent food with old-style, friendly service.

L, D$13-$29


u b

HSEASIDE CHEESE COMPANy600 Park Blvd, (609) 884-8700seasidecheesecapemay.com

A huge plus for the area when it opened, and this place continues to delight with gourmet treats.

L, D$4-$12

V, MC, AE, DN/A N/A YES

u b

HTISHA’S318 Washington Street Mall (609) 884-9119, tishasfinedining.com

This local favorite moved from Convention Hall to the mall, at the former site of Stumpo’s.

B, L, D$18-$35


b

THE UGLy MUG426 Washington Street MallCape May (609) 884-3459

A Cape May legend, and even better now that they’ve put those wonderful booths in there. Such a treat.

L, D$12-$25

V, MC, AE, DBAR NO YES

b

HUNCLE BILL’S PANCAkE HOUSEBeach Avenue & Perry StreetCape May (609) 884-7199

Reliably-excellent food – there is a reason why people wait... excellent breakfasts. Opening March 17.

B, L $4-$9 BYOB NO YESu b

HUNION PARk Beach Avenue & Howard, (609) 884-8811, unionparkdiningroom.com

Elegant dining in a classic old hotel, and the food is magnificent and inventive. One of the best in the area.

D$18-$35

V, MC, AEBYOB YES YES H

VINCENZO’S LITTLE ITALy II3704 Bayshore Road, North Cape May(609) 889-6610

If you want to bring the family for a fine and fun Italian meal, look no further than here! The kids will love it.

L, D$8-$20


u b

HWASHINGTON INN801 Washington Avenue (609) 884-5697washingtoninn.com

Superb gourmet food, and a great cocktail and wine bar to get your night off on the right foot. Amazing wine list.

D$18-$34


u b

HZOE’S715 Beach Avenue, Cape May(609) 884-1233

Zoe’s has large portions at affordable prices. And they have a great dog-friendly patio! Opening in April.

B, L $4-$12 BYOB NO YESb

H U


Meals served


Bar or ByOB?

Should I book?

Food for kids?

Other details



FAMILY RESTAURANT

Beach Avenue & Grant Street, Cape May884-3772 • www.oceanviewrestaurant.com

Ocean View

Now opEN!!!

Friday & Saturday 7am-9pm Sunday 7am-8pm


John king, Sarah king, Maggie king


Olivia, Lili

John Philip Sousa

BEACH AVENUE & PERRY STREET, CAPE MAY(609) 884-7199

Uncle Bill’s

& FAMILY RESTAURANT

opening St. Patrick’s thursday, March 17!


name: Dan Oliver, C-View bartender.Age: Thirty-four. hometown: Cape May Court House, currently living in North

Cape May.how long have you been here? Eleven years.Best thing about the job: For me it’s got to be the hours. I am so

not a morning person – I sleep until the crack of noon. What do you recommend here? I definitely have to go with the

wings, you can’t go wrong with them here. Maybe with a cold Rolling Rock.

What’s the best cocktail? I came up with a great one last summer. It’s called the Summer Blast, and it’s Stoli Razz, Peach Schnapps, lemonade and cranberry juice.

What’s your other dream job? I’ve always had a major interest in architecture, so I’d probably be an architect.

favorite thing about Cape May: Just the summer in general – the weather, the energy, the beach. I’m a major beach bum at heart and I love to be outside.

Interview by Kate Chadwick

Announcing Cape May’sEmployee Of The Week

pHoTograpH by alEKSEy moryaKovYou don’t always

get what you pay for...

Sometimes youget more!

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EZ Photographer Aleksey Moryakov took his work with him to Moscow

Jackie and Gary Fisher celebrated Jackie’s birthday in St Thomas with EZ

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COCKTAILS

(609) 884-3449 WASHINGTON STREET MALL,

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Join us on for Great iriSh SPecialS

on March 17 and all weekend long!

local talent Playing on

St. Patty’s dayStarting at 3pm

hosted by Barry

list of Performersrose kelly Barrow

MQ Murphydebra donahue

Jim kearnsJames Black & andy

tom WerkheiserJim ross

Josh & andrewGordon Vincent

Bernadette Matthewscarl Behrens

roy Bakerkettle 3

Zack and evanJoe Mclaughlin

Special Guest Jay Bethel

WedneSdaySearly Bird dinnerS

Served All Night4pm-closing

FaMily Friendly triVia niGht - 7pm

FridayS - 8pmOPen Mic niGht

The Talent has been Awesome!



Mary Stewart, Dr Physick (Bob Heinly), Amanda Brown


Brynn Owens, Quinn kengeter

Vicky Clark, Michael Clark, Alaina Fox

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Dinner & live piano music Thursday-Sunday Join us for Easter Sunday on April 24

from noon until 8 p.m. (full menu and Easter specials, with

additional brunch items noon to 1:30 pm)

Jazz Trio – Thursdays from 8:30 Full bar, free parking, kids’ menu

Early bird/night owl from $16.95; express menu $15

(not available on Easter or Mother’s Day)

106 Decatur St. at Columbia Ave., Cape May Reservations and gift cards 609-884-8363

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« EVERy week our photographer Danielle O’Neal roams the streets of Cape May on a mission... to give away a $50 gift

certificate to spend at a local business. But it’s not quite THAT easy – first, the lucky recipient has to answer three questions related to our issue theme, which this week is all about whisky.

This week’s winner is Kathy Pilla, 56, a legal secretary from North Arlington, New Jersey. We found Kathy on the Washington Street Mall. Here are her answers to our piercing questions:

Do you like whisky? yes!Why is whisky sometimes spelled with an E? Depends how much I had.Which country does Scotch come from? Scotland.

Kathy wins a $50 gift certificate to Whale’s Tale for answering our questions. Congratulations and enjoy!

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$3 Bowl of Soup or Large Salad $5 Hot Sandwiches $6 Over-stuffed Sandwiches

Sunday - Wednesday 4:00p - 8:00p $12.95 Three CoursesSoup, Salad and Choice of 12 Entrees!

Wednesdays 4:00p - 8:00p

Thursdays 4:00p - 8:00p

Saturday: 8-11 Sunday: 8-Noon

Winter Lunch Menu

Prime Rib Night $13.95

Land & Sea Buffet $24.95

Breakfast Buffet

Winter Dinner Menu

Daily from Noon - 4:00p



Eric R, Ryan M


Sara Crossan, Nisol Biersbach, Olivia Simons

Master gardeners

(609) 884-9119322 Washington Street Mall, Cape May

www.tishasfinedining.com

Most Major Credit Cards Accepted

Dinner Served Nightly from 5pm

Breakfast & Lunch Served Saturday & Sunday from 8am

Spring Fever menuAvailable Sunday thru Thursday

for entire month of march5 Courses for $35

AppeTizerS • pei mussels served red or white

• mushroom risotto assorted mushrooms asiago cheese.• Fried calamari tossed with hot & sweet peppers capers & honey mustard

SAlAdS - Caesar or House

lemon SorbeT

enTreeS• Thai salmon grilled atlantic salmon thai lime sauce

• Chicken Tisha - boneless chicken breast with sundried tomatoes, artichoke hearts & mushrooms

• pasta Carbonara onion pancetta and peas light cream sauce

HomemAde deSSerTApple pie • bread pudding • pound Cake with Fruit Compote


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10:00am-5:00pm

St. Patrick’s Day &

Easter cards, bunnies galore...

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Tumble Wheels Inc

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open 7 days - Free parking

Fiber arts yarn shop

yarns & accessories From around the World

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annual St. Patrick'S Sale! March 11 thru 20


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Aaron Baker with Casey the iguana, and katie kane with a ball python


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Brandon Jarbeck, Richard Show

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THE Police Athletic League will host a Comedy Night Social on March 25 from 7-10pm at the

West Cape May Fire Hall. We spoke with the event coordina-tor, Officer Tony Genaro, who tells us this has been a sell-out event for the organization for the past several years.

“I wanted to do something different from the usual beef-and-beer fundraiser,” Officer Genaro said. “The first year was a little rough. It was held in the old convention center, and I was using a different book-ing agency back then. I got five comedians for $1,000. The les-son there: you get what you pay for – it was terrible. There’s nothing worse than 300 people in one room, not laughing. Now I pay more money for fewer comics, but these guys are pro-fessionals, so it’s worth it. This year we have Angel Salazar and Bill Garagan. Not only do you get a bunch of people together for a great cause, but there’s a certain electricity in the room when everyone is laughing, so that’s a bonus. Plus, Lucky Bones is providing the food,

beer and wine, and they always do such a great job for us.”

Tickets for the event are $35 online, $40 at the door, and Tony wanted to stress that tickets to this year’s event are only available online. “I’ve got a small number set aside to have available at the door this year, but I want to make sure that people understand I’m not walking around with a bunch of these tickets. They’ll have to go online to get them.” you can purchase those tickets at www.capemaypal.eventbrite.com.

And it’s for a great cause. The Cape May Police Athletic League supports several pro-grams for over 100 area kids, including summer and win-ter basketball teams, as well as sponsoring such events as National Night Out each August and the annual Christ-mas season toy drive. Get your-self a ticket and enjoy a night of socializing with your neighbors while enjoying Lucky Bones food and Borgata-level enter-tainment without the long drive – most definitely a bargain.

Questions? Call Officer Tony at 609-884-9518 or email [email protected].

Lots Of Laughs AtWest Cape May Fire Hall

Police Athletic League hosts a night of comedy for a good cause

Angel Salazar will be one of the comedians featured at PAL’s Comedy Night Social.


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Engagement Rings Vintage Jewelry Jewelry Repair

We Buy: Gold

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2/19: Baby Shower For Dawn Martin At Copper Fish

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2/19: Baby Shower For Dawn Martin At Copper Fish Restaurant

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The Old FogeyAh, those good old Cape May days... by Jackson D’Catur

read: “100,000 per cent proof.”Things moved fast after that: there

was singing and dancing and underground bars, rooftop bars, secret bars, fancy bars, fancy ladies, loose men, dancing midgets in tutus, poodles with machine guns and a monkey with a key he insisted granted entrance to Shangri La. Throughout, I could hear my own voice, shouting con-tinuously in a deep Scottish brogue (an accent I loathe), and toasting people end-lessly. I was also singing: some I knew,

I SHALL never forget McShoogle’s Singular Single Malt whisky. It was the night we liberated Paris from the Nazis, and I was at the head of a column of brave lads, sitting on the

hood of a jeep where I was well placed to receive kisses from the ladies and hand-shakes from the men. Or vice versa: those were heady times and we cared little for convention. I remember driving under the Champs-Élysées and someone handing me a dusty bottle of what looked like liquor. I took the first swig without checking the contents: I was made of stern stuff in those days and it would have taken battery acid to have given me pause. Everything stopped, the cheering crowds and bands were stilled as if by magic, and all I could sense was a feeling as of liquid gold pour-ing down my throat. When it hit my stom-ach, the world started to move again, but faster than before, and when – a second later – it hit my head, I swear I saw angels.

I looked at the bottle and saw the label: “McShoogle’s, 1902 Cask No. 1.” Under that, in tiny lettering, I swear to you it

such as “you Take The High Road and I’ll Take The Low Road,” and “Auld Lang Syne.” Others, I swear I could not have known, but belted out anyway: “Donald, Where’s yer Trousers?” and “A Scottish Soldier” (even though that was not, I know for a fact, written for another few decades). I also seemed to have a kilt on, which was unlikely for all sorts of reasons. And I am ashamed to say, I danced with such energy that most of the ladies and a few of the handsomer boys in Paris saw the D’Catur family jewels that night.

The next thing I knew, I awoke on a beach, lying where the waves had washed me ashore, bottle clutched in hand. It was pleasantly warm, and I checked my watch, which indicated it was mid-morning. Casual enquiries from the small crowd that had gathered further supplied the information that it was no longer August, but June, and the year was 1966. Also, I was in California.

The bottle stands on a high shelf in my study. There is a stout padlock on it. And a 24-hour armed guard.

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ON FEBRUARy 23, The New York Post ran an article enti-tled, “Should you Trust your Server?” The piece revealed that wait staff, when asked

which is better, will often recommend the more expensive of two dishes in order to increase gratuity. And sometimes, wait-ers will go so far as to recommend dishes they’ve never even tried. In seven years of waiting tables, I’ve worked with very few servers who’ve lied to customers. But in the spirit of full disclosure, I’ll tell you that I don’t always blame those who do.

What the Post article doesn’t explain is how much pressure servers are under to sell, sell, sell. It’s not always about making more money for herself; sometimes, a wait-ress who recommends that a guest order another dish is trying to avoid a lecture from an irate chef about sub-par sales. As a way of fostering “healthy competition,” the Cape May restaurant where I currently work once went so far as to post the check averages of its servers for all staff to see.

Sometimes, though, what The New York

Post refers to as “pushing” food on guests isn’t about dollar signs at all, but about get-ting rid of what hasn’t been selling. I once worked at a seafood shack that, toward the end of the season, nearly ran out of seafood. “If you people don’t start selling the burger,” the chef yelled at his staff, “I’m going to get angry!” Having watched him throw one of the last remaining lobster claws against the walk-in refrigerator, I knew he was already there. But try convincing little old ladies with their hearts set on splitting a fish taco that what they’ve really been craving are three 12-ounce slabs of beef: it’s not easy.

Then there are those times I find myself little-white-lying at work just to keep the

peace. For instance, when a meal is taking an extraordinarily long time, and I can tell that the blood pressure of the waiting cus-tomer is rapidly increasing, I might tell him that I accidentally dropped his fish on the f loor of the kitchen. The chef, I say, would never dream of serving it to him, of course; he’s busy preparing an entirely new dish instead. The man is so impressed that I’d throw myself under the bus, and so grate-ful to know that he won’t be eating an off-of-the-ground entrée, he becomes more appreciative than annoyed. “Don’t worry about it,” he’ll say to me, “Take your time!”

I know, even this kind of fibbing is unethical. After all, a lie is a lie is a lie. But sometimes I can’t help but wonder if dishonesty isn’t simply a dining room reality. (I see you, Mr you-Know-Who-you-Are, bringing your wife to dinner one weekend and your saucy mistress to dinner the next.) Perhaps the cold, hard truth is that we could all stand to be a little more upright. In the meantime, have a burger. They’re delicious…trust me.

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Pocket Of Posies From Cape Winds FloristNothing nudges spring along like a room-brightening bouquet, and around here, Cape Winds is Flowers Central. Whether you grab a bunch for a loved one or pick up a few blooms for yourself, get a Pick-Me-Up bouquet starting at $9.99, or upgrade to the gorgeous arrangement pictured here for $55. 860 Broadway, 609-884-1865. www.capewindsflorist.net.

Legos From The Toy Shop Of Cape MayLet’s set up a little equation, shall we? Rambunctious kids + a rainy day = no fun. Keep their minds and little hands busy and out of trouble with one (or two) of the Toy Shop’s huge selection of Legos, including the ever-popular Star Wars line and selec-tions from the Toy Story collection. They’re currently 50% off, too! From $9.94-27.49. 510 Washington Street, 609-884-0442.

Pandora Jewelry From Henry’sDon’t just change your clothes with the change of seasons – freshen up your jew-elry box as well. There’s nothing like the right accessory to liven things up. Henry’s is running a special on the wildly popu-lar Pandora line just now. you’ll receive a charming Pandora lobster clasp bracelet with your Pandora purchase of $75 or more. 407 Washington Street, 609-884-0334.

Benjamin Moore Paint From Swain’sNothing freshens up a room like a bright new coat of paint – it can change the look of your whole house! Swain’s ACE Hardware is your Benjamin Moore headquarters. Don’t fret if you’re clueless with a paint-brush – their skilled staff provides as much hand-holding as necessary. Prices vary. 305 Jackson Street, 609-884-8578. Visit www.swain-sacehardware.com.

Cape May Jacket From Celebrate Cape MayLight-weight but warm, lined, weather and water-proof, not to mention sharp-looking – and 25% off right now, too – you can’t beat this jacket. Judy says she wears hers 10 months out of the year, and if that’s not a good endorsement, we don’t know what is. The jacket regularly sells for $49, but it’s currently a steal at just $36.75. 315 Ocean Street, 609-884-9032.

Hooded Sweatshirts From The CMBOSpring’s right around the corner, and that means it’s time to break out the hoodies. Folks both local and far-flung know the Cape May Bird Observatory as the go-to spot for your birding needs, so show your pride with one of these high-quality hooded sweat-shirts, each bearing a distinctive CMBO design. Now 50% off! 701 East Lake Drive, Cape May Point, 609-884-2736. www.birdcapemay.org.


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THE Answer Lady invites inqui-ries from gentle readers on all manners of relationship quan-daries, matters of the heart and ethics. If you’d like to send a

query, write to [email protected] Answer Ladyrecently an acquaintance remarked –

twice! – on how much weight i’ve gained over the winter. needless to say i was sur-prised and mortified. i wanted to give a very nasty reply, but i didn’t want to hurt her feelings. What’s up with people? - hurt

Dear Hurt Let the Answer Lady get this straight:

an acquaintance – not a friend or family member – can hurt your feelings, but you’re not allowed to hurt hers? Interesting con-cept. Not that the Answer Lady is advocat-ing public sniping by any means, and there is always something to be said for taking the high road. But let us not be a doormat, dear. For her to say something to you once is one thing, and can possibly be explained away – too much whisky, perhaps. But twice is another matter altogether; in that

case she is just asking it. The next time you run into her (and hopefully it won’t be while you’re picking up your Belly Buster breakfast special at Bella Vida), just say “Oh, hello Mavis. you’ll be thrilled to know that I’m taking Boot Camp classes at North Beach Health Club. I’m sure they’d be able to help you with your butt. It appears to be sagging just a bit. Tell them I sent you!” Cheery smile, friendly wave, beat a hasty retreat. PS: This works better if you’re actu-ally taking the classes.

dear Answer Ladyi’ve only been waitressing for a short

time, and for the most part, i love it. But i had a tiff recently with a customer who’d had too much to drink, and it’s been bug-ging me because i let him get to me and i should have let it slide. Any suggestions for keeping my cool? – Green Waitress

Dear Waitress The most important advice the Answer

Lady can give you is to not, repeat NOT engage anyone who has been drinking. It’s pointless. Someone who is impaired is ultimately accountable, but not necessarily responsible for their actions. As hard as it is to keep that “the customer is always right” mantra playing in your head (because let’s face it, sometimes they’re just not), try to cling to it as best you can. One of the rea-sons the Answer Lady always preferred waitressing over bartending is that you can walk away from a table. Do it. Then go count to 10, pop into the kitchen and scream at the nearest chef, walk outside, do some jump-ing jacks and return to Sir Drinks-a-Lot with your temper in check. Cheers!


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ACROSS THE WAy304 Washington StreetCape May(609) 884-4199www.acrossthewaycapemay.com

Stop in here for an exciting collection of furniture and home decor including quirky clocks, whimsical lawn chairs, books and games that will get you thinking, and top-quality lamps and fixtures to make every room a bit brighter.

CAPE mAy LINEN OuTLET110 Park BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-3630www.capemaylinen.com

The hand-picked deals and old-fashioned service at this store keeps customers coming back. Your source for everything linen, from aprons, sheets and tablecloths to curtains and linen by the yard.

ALL IRISH ImPORTS401 Lafayette StreetCape May(609) 884-4484www.allirishimports.com

They carry T-shirts, hand-knit fishermen’s sweaters, pewter, Waterford crystal, Belleek, jewelry, perfume and even biscuits and kilts. Make sure you ask about their ladies capes, hats and scarves, including cabbie caps.

CAPE mAy SPORTS mEmORABILIA405 West Perry StreetCape Mayemail: [email protected]

Everything for the sports lover – especially if you’ve got a particular allegiance to team in NJ or PA. Vintage baseball cards, programs, team sets, framed items and signed baseballs and bats - the perfect place for a seasoned or new collector.

ANDREW’S LTD325 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 898-7755

Visit Andrew’s for a beautiful collection of estate jewelry and an eclectic mixture of antiques and collectibles that will appeal to all age groups. Look out for antique watches, hand-colored photographs and sparkling glassware.

CAPE WINDS FLORIST860 Broadway West Cape May(609) 884-1865www.capemayflowers.com

Cape Winds Florist is family-owned and has more than 30 years of experience. They always go the extra mile to make their floral gifts perfect. Offering beautiful, elaborate floral arrangements plus prompt, friendly service.

ARTISANS ALCOvE523 Lafayette StreetCape May(609) 898-0202www.artisansalcove.com

When shopping for jewelry, why not opt for a piece that carries a bit of history with it? Artisans Alcove boasts a great selection of Art Deco, Victorian, Edwardian and Modern jewelry, so whatever your tastes, you’ll leave satisfied.

CELEBRATE CAPE mAyOcean Avenue and Washington StreetCape May(609) 884-9035

They specialize in “one-stop shopping” and they don’t disappoint. Looking for fleeces, embroidered T-shirts or cardigans? What about postcards, personalized magnets, keychains, postcards and hermit crabs? Look no further, friends.

ANTIquES EmPORIA405 West Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-3332

There is always a great selection of Americana, furniture, costume jewelry, watches, clocks, vintage postcards, magazines and more. Pick up some vintage jewelry to top off an outfit. The stock is always changing, so stop in often.

DONNA’S HALLmARk401 Washington StreetCape May(609) 884-0555

Every visitor in Cape May has a few friends or loved ones back home. Why not stop by and get them a keepsake? Donna’s carries a wide selection of cards and gifts like their Himalayan salt lamps, which cast a warm, soothing glow.

BAy SPRINgS ALPACAS542 New England RoadCape May(609) 884-0563www.bayspringsalpacas.com

This charming 10-acre farm is great for a family visit. Come and meet the alpacas, see how alpaca fiber is spun into yarn, then pick up a sweater, scarf, blanket or hat made from it. Treat your feet to ultra-comfortable alpaca socks.

EXIT ZERO109 Sunset Boulevard Cape May(609) 770-8479www.exitzero.us

The coolest Cape May souvenirs, a superb selection of local-interest books, designer T-shirts and bags, artwork, and an unrivaled collection of historic Cape May prints. Wear the Exit Zero logo with pride.

BIRD HOuSE OF CAPE mAy109 Sunset BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 898-8871www.birdhouseofcapemay.com

An extensive selection of bird houses, from Victorian and Colonial styles to urban and eclectic designs. They also offer scented wax pottery, Wind and Willow mixes, home decor and garden accents.

FIBER ARTS yARN SHOP315 Ocean StreetCape MayWashington Commons(609) 898-8080www.yarnsrus.net

Knitting is quickly proving to be the cool new hobby for every generation. Fiber Arts have the tools and experience to get a novice started and the goods to supply an expert. Don’t miss their knitting classes.

CAPE mAy BIRD OBSERvATORy701 East Lake DriveCape May Point (609) 884-2736www.birdcapemay.org

Everything a nature lover could want – from field guides, binoculars and scopes to clothing and books. They stock the best selection of binoculars in the area in all price ranges. Featuring beautiful Charley Harper merchandise.

FLyINg FISH130 Park Boulevard West Cape May(609) 884-2760www.theflyingfishstudio.com

Owner Sue Lotozo hand-makes (and designs) a great collection of cool, off-beat shirts. You will find original, funky, retro designs on high-quality apparel, including a collection of T-shirts that celebrate local beaches.


gAIL PIERSON gALLERy658 Washington Street Cape May(609) 884-2585www.gailpiersongallery.com

This fine art gallery is as charming as the center city district in which it resides. It introduces new artists and art lovers to the beauty of Cape May. Art education and interactive online technology are a key focus.

PAT jACkSON jEWELERS414 Bank StreetCape May(609) 884-0323www.patjacksonjewelers.com

Pat Jackson has been designing jewelry since the 1970s and has had her shop since the 1980s. You won’t find anything synthetic or treated – just satisfaction. Try a twist on the seashell souvenir with an 18k gold scallop-shell bracelet.

gOOD SCENTS327 Carpenter’s LaneCape May (609) 884-0014www.sensia.com

You’ll smell the sweet mix of candles and incense from the sidewalk. Good Scents also carry lanterns, jewelry, stationery, books and gifts to delight your senses. Check out their wide selection of jazz and world music CDs.

SPLASH513 Carpenters LaneCape May(609) 846-7100

A showplace for local handicrafts like woodwork, stained glass, pottery and prints, Splash also features several cases packed to bursting with glittering jewelry, and the largest collection of local sea glass on the island.

HENRy’S FINE jEWELRy407 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-0334

Henry’s, Cape May’s landmark jewelers, carry the Original Cape May Destination Bracelet plus a huge selection of jewelry throughout the store, including selections from Pandora Jewelry.

SWAIN’S305 Jackson StreetCape May(609) 884-8578

Swain’s Ace Hardware have everything you need to furnish, finish or refurbish your home. They also carry bath and cleaning products, paint, tools and hardware. It’s the friendliest, most helpful hardware store!

ITALIAN gARDEN510 Carpenter’s LaneCape May (609) 884-2300

Fine Italian exports, including the largest selection of L’Erbolario, a botanical skincare and fragrance line, in the US. Look for the Alviero Martini designer “World Map” handbags and Murano glass jewelry.

TEA By THE SEA405 West Perry StreetCape May(609) 898-4TEAwww.teaincapemay.com

Few things liven up a dreary day or smooth out a hectic one quite like a hot cuppa. No matter how you take it, tea is good for whatever ails you. Tea by the Sea also offer delicious cobbler and scone mixes, and you can choose from 12 flavors.

kATE’S FLOWER SHOP600 Park BoulevardWest Cape May(609) 884-6181www.katesflowershop.com

Strangely enough, they sell flowers! But Kate and her staff dispense more than just beautiful floral arrangements. They also give advice on things like philosophy, good books and other stimulating subjects.

THE TOy SHOP510 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-0442

For a selection of well-made toys that will take you back to your childhood while delighting the kids, stop in here. Check out their Sale Wall of Toys where you can find some great bargains!

mADAmE’S PORT311 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-5858

Entering Madame’s Port is like stumbling into a treasure trove at an exotic trading post. Be sure to check out their collection of trade signs (featuring mermaids and whales), wall art and beautifully crafted wooden watches.

WEST END gARAgE484 West Perry Street Cape May(609) 770-8261www.thewestendgarage.com

A hip new addition to shopping on the island, West End Garage has all the feel of an upscale flea market in NYC or Philly right in downtown Cape May. Whether you prefer art, antiques, jewelry, or all of the above, don’t miss this spot.

mARy ANN’S jEWELRy511 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 898-8786

The smallest shop on the mall, but it’s packed with beautiful things – Rolex watches, pearls, sapphires, porcelain vases, cut-glass and pocket watches. Stunning estate and new jewelry, with a large selection of diamonds.

WHALE’S TALE312 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-4808www.whaletalecapemay.com

Everywhere you look, something catches your eye – playing cards shaped like dog bones or fish, hand-tooled leather journals, Sailor’s Valentine’s and sterling silver baby rattles. It’s a browser’s paradise.

ORIgINAL FuDgE kITCHEN513 Washington Street Mall and 728 Beach AvenueCape May800-23-FUDGEwww.fudgekitchens.com

Chances are good you won’t get past the front door without trying a piece of something delicious at this Cape May institution. Now is the time to think of getting some sweets for your sweet!

ZOO COmPANy421 Washington Street MallCape May(609) 884-8181

For all the young and young-at-heart, this cute toy store is filled with the fluffiest, most colorful stuff you can imagine. If your little one is looking for the hottest item – from Webkinz to Silly Bandz – you’ll find it here.

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YAP 201: this one’s for the Franklin Street School

A lively multimedia exhibit from the Youth Arts Program

For a second year, we welcome the Center for Community Arts and artwork from participants of CCA’s Youth Arts Program (YAP). YAP 201: this one’s for the Franklin Street School is a compilation of multimedia work from the Cape May, Lower Township and Wildwood YAP fall/winter sessions - including masks, kites, and pop art photographic portraits, in Andy Warhol style. The exhibit opened February 26 with a lively reception for students, parents, teachers and the community, and continues through March.

Artwork is for sale, with all exhibit proceeds this year going to benefit the continuing preservation efforts for the Franklin Street School. Don’t miss out on these fun and affordable pieces and a chance to help.

The Gail Pierson Gallery is open all year and welcomes new artists and art lovers from all over to Cape May.Gallery Winter Hours : Daily Noon to 5 pm. Closed Tuesday and Wednesday.

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ACross7. Despite television commercials showcasing this whiskey’s founder as one of the toughest, most beloved men in Ireland, he was actually Scottish.9. Whisky is aged in casks made of this type of wood.11. This whisky was originally made in Detroit and called Walker’s Club Whisky, but changed its name and moved across the border when Prohibition struck.12. This brand of bourbon is one of the most popular in the world and is recognizable for it’s white label printed with a red seal.13. This is the market leader for Scotch aged 12 years or more but has a particularly Spanish sounding name.17. This Scotch shares a name with the parish in which the distillery is located and is the biggest selling single malt in the US.18. Hitting the market in 1846, this Scotch was later purchased by Guinness in 1986, then sold to Bacardi in 1998.19. This whiskey with a distinctive orange label is available in 86, 100 and 114-proof varieties.20. Widely considered to run the oldest licensed distillery in the world, this Irish whiskey company has brewed since 1608.

22. you can order this whisky by the color of the label: red, black, green, gold or – if you have money to spare – blue.23. This resistance movement in the western US occured under George Washington and was caused by taxing a beloved product.

doWn1. Scottish distillers went underground to avoid taxation, working at night to hide the smoke rising from stills. The practice gave rise to this name for unlicensed liquor.2. This small-batch bourbon is bottled at 100-proof and comes in a rectangular bottle.3. Headquartered in Montreal, this distillery was once the world’s largest distiller of alcoholic beverages. 4. Whiskey was commonly used as currency during this American war.5. Before King Henry VIII dissolved the monasteries, whisky was made solely by these men. 6. This bourbon is distinctive for the way it is sealed, with red wax dripping over the

cork and down the bottle.8. Deriving part of its name from that of an early manager, daniel E. Williams, this Irish whiskey was first distilled in 1829.10. Named after four of Scotland’s key whisky distilling regions – Highland, Islay, Speyside and Lowland – this brand of does not distill its own whiskey.13. This is the top-selling Canadian whisky in the US and comes in a fancy purple purse.14. With a name meaning “valley of the deer” in Gaelic, this whisky has a deer on the label. The “ch” in the name is pronounced liked a “k.”15. This popular whiskey is NOT bourbon because it is not made in Kentucky; it is Tennessee sour mash whiskey.16. Whiskey was only legal when prescribed by a doctor during Prohibition, which enabled this pharmacy to grow from 20 stores to 400 during the {rohibition years.21. In certain parts of Asia you can buy a bottle of whiskey with this reptile coiled inside.

SO YOU love crosswords? Great. Sit down, get a cup (or glass) of your favorite beverage, relax and enjoy this puzzle. The answers to the crossword are all related to this week’s issue. Our theme this week: Whisky. The solution can be found on the front page of our website, www.exitzero.us.

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They offer classes in a comfortable, unintimidating environment and skilled Personal Trainers who will work with any member looking to be pushed to their personal best.

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CAPE MAy DAy SPA607 Jefferson Street Cape May (609) 898-1003 www.capemaydayspa.com

This award-winning spa offers the Couple’s Victorian Experience, beginning in an oversized whirlpool, followed by a Swedish massage, and ending with light refreshments.

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DR LOUIS J. FELDMAN741 Washington StreetCape May(609) 884-4260

Dr Feldman and his team provide top-notch cosmetic and restorative dentistry. The office is on call for your Dental Emergencies and endorsed by Cape Island Urgent Care.

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DR GORNy937 Columbia AvenueCape May(609) 898-0800

Dr Gorny will help you with your greatest asset - your eyes! She offers Comprehensive Eye Exams, contact lens fittings and a wide stock of unique frames to keep you seeing clearly.

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Millenium Administrators is an insurance agency that handles Health Insurance for individuals, companies and employers both large and small.

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NICOLE GIORGIO(609) 972-3885Miracle FitnessRio Grande

Entrust those sore muscles to the qualified hands of Nicole Giorgio, a member of the Association of Massage and Bodywork Practitioners with 15 years of experience. For a limited time, she’s offering Two One-Hour Massages for $100.

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NORTH BEACH HEALTH CLUB3860 Bayshore Road(609) 886-4842 www.northbeachgym.com

They have great equipment, a clean environment and attentive instructors. Try their Boot Camp, an effective, easy-to-follow routine guaranteeing lost pounds in the first week.

Monday-Friday 7-10,Saturday 7-6, Sunday 8-4.


SEA SPA251 Beach Avenue in Congress HallCape May (609) 884-6543 www.congresshall.com

Sea Spa is a full-service luxury destination spa. Spending a day there is like taking your own personal mini-vacation. They have a full line of Massages and Facials available.

Open Fri.day & Saturday from 9:30am-6pmSunday 9:30am-3pm


SHEAR SUNSATIONS1400 Texas AvenueCape May (609) 884-3011

Owner Marie Conway prides herself on a friendly, skilled staff and fair prices. Everyone likes the Foils and Cuts. Patrons are often asked, “Where did you get that done?”

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«LOWER Cape May Regional’s Rylee Gould had great success after the girls’ basketball team upset Atlantic City with a score

of 52-47. Rylee, daughter of Harriet and Byron Gould of North Cape May, was the leading scorer with 13 points.

Strongly influenced by friend and former LCMR basketball standout Stephanie Dugan, as well as by her late father, Gould started playing basketball in fifth grade and continues to prove herself through her strong work ethic. She sat varsity as a freshman, and since then has been a major contributor, helping the Caper Tigers finish with a 6-15 record while averaging 10 points per game.

Senior co-captain Marisa Staley said, “Rylee is the hardest worker on our team,” and it is with this work ethic that Gould hopes to make the All-Cape Atlantic League All-Star Team.

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Activity Of The WeekA weekly column by Catherine Dugan. This week: Take a Yoga Retreat

WHAT’S the difference between a retreat and a vacation? A vacation allows you escape something – to take a

break from your work, your chores, and your daily routine. A retreat encourages you to get into something. This weekend at Congress Hall it was yoga.

At the Cape May yoga Retreat, you join yogi Sharon Fruchtman for a complete weekend focused on yoga, including classes with master teacher Doug Swenson. All skill levels are welcome to this annual event, which begins with a discussion on Friday evening. Then, with the ice broken, it’s right into the first yoga workshop, reassuringly named ‘Introduction.’

Saturday’s workshops go more in depth, and promise to teach you to “unlock the power and magic of conscious breathing,” or to learn “smooth, circular” movements that “flow like a soft, poetic dance.” By this time it becomes clear that although beginners are welcome, more experienced yoga practitioners will be far from bored.

yoga should be a part of your fitness routine, not all of it, so the lunch break is a chance to get in some aerobic activity with a walk on the beach or a stroll along the mall. (Hey, shopping burns 150 calories per hour.) It’s a good time to deal with the emotions yoga can bring to the surface. Any perch on the promenade with a view of the water is a good place for quiet contemplation.

The afternoon is devoted to digestive health and nutrition. On Saturday evening,

the retreat offered a demonstration on preparing raw foods. At the hands of a skilled chef like Lucas Manteca, there is no deprivation in foods like tuna with mango and multi-colored bell peppers, tomato gazpacho with Cape May salt oysters and sour orange sorbet with dehydrated orange chips. Thirsty? How about a beverage like a carrotini, a fennel digestive, or cucumber mojito? The demonstration is a reminder that “healthy” and “tasty” are not opposites.

Then, it’s off to sleep or to enjoy music at the Brown Room. By Sunday morning, new friendships are forming, making the yoga workshops even more enjoyable, especially ‘Interactive Partner yoga,’ which promises the “most laughter produced at any yoga workshop!” A discussion wrapped up the weekend at 1pm.

yoga is spiritual for some, a simple exercise for others. It’s an individual thing, but it is a lot of fun to do it together. And even though it’s not a “vacation,” you do find yourself escaping something – yourself. Could any vacation be better than that?

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Start birding now and you’ll know enough to open your own bird-watching consult-ing firm or open a clothing shop in Cape May that specializes in green, brown and tan clothing that doesn’t swish when you walk. Heck, you might even get Jack Black or Owen Wilson to model it!

But first you need to understand your market, and this means becoming a bird

Bird DroppingsThe weekly report from the world’s birdwatching capital... by Seymore Thanu

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yOU know how you are always just a step off pace with every-thing? you thought about buying gold back when it was under $300 an ounce (but you

didn’t). you planned to make a hybrid your next car but in a year when gas prices were low, you went for an SUV instead.

Well here’s a hot tip. Act now and you can get in on the ground f loor just when stock prices are going to rise and rise.

I’m talking about bird watching. We are now at the very beginning of a new spring migration. you start this highly addictive hobby NOW and you have three months of ever-accelerating, in-your-face WOW.

Bird watching? yep. It’s what’s trend-ing. I’m not kidding. There’s a movie com-ing out in early fall about three guys trying to see who can find the most species of birds in a single year. you heard it here first! Bird watching is going to be as sexy as sex! It’s going to send field guide sales through the roof and make binocular prices rise faster than a gallon of gasoline.

And you can get in before the craze.

watcher. Ever go to a hardware store for a 10-penny nail and they look at you with a blank stare? Try marketing to birders with-out knowing anything about birding. When you become a bird watcher, you’ll learn why clothing that doesn’t go swish is crucial.

Of course, if you just want to become a bird watcher because it’s fun, no one’s stop-ping you. In fact, for about a century and a half that’s why most people started watch-ing birds. Take it from me, you’re not going to make money just watching birds.

I should have listened to my grand-mother. No, not that one. The other one. The one who didn’t have the dead piping plover on her fashionable hat.

Back when I was just a wee little Thanu, I published an article about hawk migra-tion. It was my very first publication: my coming out as a student of bird study.

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I got out of college I installed carpet for a couple of years. Paid the bills and gave me time to travel and bird in the slow season.But the slow season wasn’t in spring, which brings me back to the point of this article.

Now, it doesn’t matter what your voca-tion is. Anybody can be a bird watcher. There are bird watchers who are Democrats, Republicans, maybe even a couple of ren-egades; birders who own Fortune 500 com-panies and birders who don’t have a dime in their pockets.

There are bird watchers who trot around the globe and bird watchers who never leave their back yard.

Which, being in Cape May, New Jersey is no great hardship. Heck, there are yards hereabouts that have recorded over 300 species. Heck, there are places in Cape May where you can stand and have over 100 spe-cies of birds go by you in a single day.

In spring. Which is coming. And so are the birds.

Now it’s up to you. you can get in on the ground f loor on this bird watching thing or let another opportunity pass you by. Me?

Well, I made my choice a long time ago.Birding saved my knees. It got me to a

lot of really cool places on this planet and introduced me to a lot of really fine people who were, at one point, no more interested in birds than the next person.

Nobody is born knowing about birds. That’s why bird watching is a hobby that will captivate you for the rest of your life.

Ready to get started? All you need to do is head over to the Cape May Bird Observatory at 701 East Lake Drive over-looking lovely Lake Lily in Cape May Point – THE information spot for anything to do with nature. The center is open every

Bird Droppings? From Page 71

day from 9:30am to 4:30pm. Ask any of our staff – they are always glad to help with anything you need – even things you didn’t know you needed yet. While you are there, pick up the schedule of daily walks, a free birding map and checklist. Did you know that the CMBO offers naturalist-led field trips throughout the year; everyday in spring and fall – sometimes twice a day! And don’t forget the newest books on and about birding and nature. Pick up a bargain from the used and vintage book selection or some of the wonderful Charley Harper merchandise. Need a gift for a nature enthusiast friend or loved one but are clue-less as to what they want or need? Pick up a gift card, redeemable at any of our New Jersey Audubon Centers throughout the state. And if you aren’t fortunate enough to be in the area, visit www.BirdCapeMay.org where birding is just a click away!

Seymore Thanu is none other than New Jersey’s own Pete Dunne, Director of the Cape May Bird Observatory and Chief Communications Officer for New Jersey Audubon. Author of sev-eral books on and about nature (available at the CMBO) he weaves information, insight and even fantasy into a net that captures minds and hearts. He has written for virtually every birding publica-tion and for The New york Times.

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The Movie ColumnTom Sims, Director of the Cape May Film Festival, reviews “Rango”

WHO doesn’t love it when all the elements are there – unbelievable animation, breath-taking cinematography,

great performances and a compelling story? I’m going to strongly recommend you see Rango for all of these reasons (and maybe a little because there is so much junk in theaters as we head into spring).

For all of its great qualities, there is something about the film Rango that isn’t quite on the mark. Maybe because all of those elements are right there, you expect it to move you more. you want this movie to move you, to – oh, I don’t know – stir something in you? Okay, okay, maybe I just compare every animated film to the Toy Story series — is that so bad? yeah, maybe it is. Anybody have a support group for that? Or maybe a pill? An elixir?

Rango is the story of a little pet lizard (masterfully played by Johnny Depp) that very early in the film is ripped from his safe, secure home and placed immediately in the unforgiving desert. I know that sounds like

an incredibly sharp transition, but trust me, it works. Once in the desert, he is confronted by many dangers: hawks, snakes, drought (it is a desert after all). But of all these dangers, the one that threatens this little nameless lizard the most is himself.

In a town where water is the most

precious commodity, self-realization seems to be the solution to all those dry woes! Through tall tales (where the little lizard gives himself the name Rango) and good fortune with an angry hawk, Rango finds himself the sheriff of the small town of Dirt. After thieves steal the town’s water supply, Rango forms a posse to chase the bad guys. In the end, Rango must face his own fears and his own identity to get to the bottom of the town’s trouble and make good on his promise to bring prosperity back to Dirt. In the end you’ll leave the theater praising the film for its elements — one drop short of being stirred.

On another topic, the Film Festival has a fantastic matching grant opportunity that will truly place us in the black (somewhere we haven’t been for years). We have a plan to stay in the black well into the future, but we need this boost to get us there. The potential grant is from New Jersey Cultural Trust, and it is being matched by local arts champions Mal and Dottie Knapp. Can you help? Call me at 609-884-6700 or email [email protected] to learn more.

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The “Grey Goose” has 3 bed-rooms, 2 bathrooms and is just 4 short blocks to the beach. Open floor plan, nice size rooms, garage, and close to town. Being sold furnished and ready to move into. $559,000

The Dating Column Stella Dixon’s take on romance on old Cape Island

THIS week I opened a piece of cherry-flavored Dove chocolate. Like a lot of Dove chocolates, this one had a cutesy saying written on the wrapper, a say-

ing meant to stir warm, fuzzy feelings in the heart of she who reads it. “Remember your first kiss,” it read. Why on earth, I thought, would I want to do that? My first kiss was with a boy named Brian. He slobbered over so much of my face in the back row of Cape May’s Beach Theater that I felt too trauma-tized to kiss anyone else for a year.

That’s the thing about first times, though. We build them up so much in our minds that the actual event is often a big disappoint-ment. Like going all the way, for example. For me, it was more like going to the dentist: I spent the whole time wondering if I’d done a good enough job brushing my teeth. When it was finally over, I was just relieved there hadn’t been any major surprises.

His name was Pete, and he’d made me a terrible jambalaya dinner at his parents’ summer cottage. His mother, hoping that Pete’s older siblings would provide her with

grandchildren soon, had decorated this shore home with kid-friendly motifs. The Pottery Barn bed in the room where Pete and I found ourselves after dinner was a wooden ship, complete with pirate-themed sheets and treasure map imprinted pillows.

“C’mon,” Pete said, pulling me toward the stern, “be my first mate.”

“you have got to be joking,” I said.Pete looked at me as though I’d stolen

his buried treasure. “Arghhhh,” he said.

“One more pirate joke,” I told him, “and I am so out of here.”

“I promise,” he said, “no more kidding around.” Then he patted the bed’s skull-and-crossbones comforter, smiled, and said, “X marks the spot.”

If this had been a movie, I would have been looking into Pete’s eyes, feeling the kind of nervous excitement one generally feels while engaged in a moment she’ll never forget. Instead, I spent the whole time trying to remember the difference between port and starboard and cringing every time Pete made a joke about going below deck.

Our relationship was one that made me feel, eventually, like voluntarily walking off of a plank. So maybe this pirate-themed bed was appropriate after all. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from all my years of dating the swashbucklers of Cape May, it’s that the seas of our relationships are often more stormy than we’d like. But if we give up hope that the sailor of our dreams is out there, our ship is already sunk. I know in my heart that, when it comes down to it, love is just about the only booty worth waiting for.



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McVan family

10 Congress St., Cape May

Regent Beach

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Homes Of The WeekCheck out these beautiful homes in the Cape May area

33 old Mill driVe, north CaPe May

Cute two bedroom, one bath ranch style home on a very nice 90x125 lot, nicely land-scaped, rear fenced in yard, screened in porch. This home is close to shopping and the bay. $205,000.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty1159 Washington St.

(609) 884-3332www.chrisclemanssir.com

111 roSeManS lane unit 19, CaPe May

oSPrey landinG at CaPe May Marine

One of 36 Townhouse units with boat slip included (op-tions to 70’). 5 BR, 4.5 BA, private elevator, 3 decks, 2-car attached garage. Com-mon area offers two pools, a clubhouse, and beauti-fully landscaped grounds. $2,295,000.

Jersey Cape Realty739 Washington St.,

Cape May609-884-5800

www.jerseycaperealty.com

224 e. PaCiFiC aVe VillaS

Cute 2 bedroom, 1 ½ bath rancher offering wood floor-ing in the bedrooms, dining area & kitchen. Exception-ally well cared for and taste-fully decorated, this property is being sold fully furnished minus a few personal items. Listed by Brian & Gregory Giancola for $149,900

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles

512 Washington St. Mall (609) 884-8428

www.cbcapemay.com

209 CaPe aVenueCaPe May Point

After a top to bottom renovation, this gorgeous 5 bedroom, 3.5 bath home offers top of the line amenities while maintaining its’ historic integrity. It offers ocean views from the second and third floors and it’s just a short stroll to one of Cape May point’s finest beaches. This home has many upgrades, including cherry hardwood floors, top of the line appliances, and marble baths. There’s room for your family to relax and unwind or you can entertain guests! $1,600,000.

By the Sea Realty 315 Ocean Street,

Cape May(609) 884-3050

capemaybythesea.com

501 e. raleiGh unit #401

diaMond BeaChla Vida del Mar CondoMiniuMS

3 Bedrooms, 2 Bathroom beach front, first floor condo with ocean views and a pool. Don’t miss out on a great op-portunity to use for yourself or as an investment prop-erty. $696,900. Come visit our Open House this Sunday, March 13 from noon – 2pm

Coastline RealtyCarol Menz, Broker

(609) 884-50051400 Texas Avenue,

Cape Maywww.coastlinerealty.com

314 BeaCh aVenue, CaPe May, “Sean’S”

35 seat restaurant located in the heart of town on the beach-front. This cozy and inviting eatery has been a favorite haunt amongst locals and tourists alike for the past five years. The contemporary menu focuses on locally grown and caught produce and seafood along with other fabulous dishes. The fully equipped kitchen and dining room offer a turn key opportunity for anyone who has longed for the opportunity to own their own restaurant. Act now so you can get a head start on spring. $129,900

Theresa Senico Apex Realty

2505 Bayshore Rd., Villas (609) 408-4655

www.theresasenico.com

902 oCean aVenue, unit 706, CaPe May

This Canyon Club Unit offers 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, an open 1st level with ceramic tiled floors, living area with gas fireplace, dining area and custom kitch-en with cherry cabinets, and solid surface countertops. The second level house two guest bedrooms and hall bath with laundry. On the third level you will find the master suite com-plete with vaulted ceilings, pri-vate deck, and a large bath with roman tub, and tile shower. $498,000.

CENTURY 21 Gilmartin & Co.

1382 Lafayette Street,Joseph Gilmartin

Broker/Owner(609) 884-1800

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109 WilloW driVe north CaPe May

This very well maintained 3 Bedroom house is priced to sell and has great amenities. The free standing wood fire-place is a wonderful asset to this well kept home. Located close to Cape May, Beaches and shopping. Great house for starter home, retirement home or investment rental property. priced to sell at $220,000!

Wilsey Realty501 Lafayette Street

Cape May (609) 884-1007

www.wilseyrealty.com

1360a WiSConSin aVe. CaPe May

This pristine 2 bedroom, 2 bath corner quad has been fully and tastefully redone for your maximum enjoy-ment! Inside you’ll find cathedral ceilings in the liv-ing room, beautiful custom kitchen with island, master bedroom with full bath, and spiral stairs leading to a large loft. All this and more on a large corner lot with fenced in yard, patio and outside shower. Make you appoint-ment today! $370,000

HomeStead Real Estate846 BroadwayWest Cape May609-884-1888

homesteadcapemay.com

401 CluBhouSe dr. toWnBank

New construction! Ameni-ties abound in this semi-custom, ranch style, single family home located only two blocks from the bay in Historic Town Bank. Situ-ated on an oversized and spacious lot that offers end-less possibilities for outdoor entertainment areas or po-tential home expansion. This magnificent family home of-fers 3BR/2 BA with a large backyard complete with an outdoor rear deck. $399,900

DeSatnick Real Estate324 Carpenter’s Lane

Cape May(609) 884-1300

desatnickrealestate.com


Rentals Of The WeekAdorable homes in America’s Original

Seaside Resort ready for your enjoyment

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(609) 884-5800739 Washington St, Cape May

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VICTORIAN CARPENTER gOThIC COTTAgE

725 Columbia Avenue, Cape May

Perfect for the large family or super large s u m m e r

house rental. 6 BR, 7 BA, large parlor, and dining room, 3 fire-places, inviting front porch and off street parking. $1,195,000.

ThREE STORY bEAChfRONT DuPLEX!!

213 South beach Avenue, Cape MayIncome plus residence. FIRST FLOOR: 3 BR, 1.5BA, enclosed front porch, galley kitchen. SECOND &

THIRD FLOORS: 3 BR, 2 BA, galley kitchen, third floor deck. Outstanding ocean views from each floor!!!!! $1,750,000.

“ThE CAMbRIDgE SuITE” uNIT #4

735 Washington Street, Cape May

Centrally located unit offers 3 BR, 2.5 BA, eat-in kitchen, Florida room, hardwood floors, basement

storage, central air, and assigned parking for 2-cars. $439,000.

INVESTOR’S DREAM - TuRN kEY fuLLY fuRNIShED

211 grant Street, Cape May5 BR, 3 BA, com-pletely modern-ized with gas heat/central air, parlor with pocket door, large DR, front &

bank staircases, lg wrap around porch, lg rear yard with 2 outside showers, off street parking. 5-year history of client informa-tion provided with sale. Excellent rental history. $829,000.

oPen daily Monday thru Saturday 9am to 5pm

Sundays 11am to 3pm.

41 Jackson Street, Unit 2, Cape may1st floor unit with private deck, c/A, electric heat, internet, parking for 1 vehicle, bbQ grill, sleeps 6. $700-$1350/week, call for off-season daily rates.

1604 maryland ave, Cape may - 5 br, 4 bA, c/A, internet, outside shower, gas heat, fireplace, deck, w/d, porch, parking for 5, sleeps 15. $2700-$6500/week.

Coldwell Banker Sol Needles, Cape May (609) 884-8428 • www.cbcapemay.com

201 ocean Street, Cape mayretail space. $3,500 per month.located in shopping district.

824 Stockton avenue, Cape may5 bedrooms, 6 bathrooms, sleeps 181 block to beach. $3,500 - $5,500

Coastline Realty1400 Texas Avenue, Cape May(609) 884-5005www.coastlinerealty.com

16 deSoto avenue, Villasfour bedrooms and three baths. “brand new’. natural gas heat and central air. $1,300.00 a month + utilties. 203 West Greenwood avenue, Villastwo bedroom, one bath + den. $950 a month +utiltiies.

Theresa Senico, Apex Realty(609) 408-4655www.theresasenico.com

503 leaming avenue, North Cape may 3 br/1 bA year-round rental. Just a short stroll to the delaware bay! $1,100/month

306 lincoln avenue, Cape may Point 2 br/1 bA with outdoor shower, sleeps 6, only steps to the beach! $775-$1,775/week

Desatnick Real Estate, LLC324 Carpenter’s Lane, Suite 2C, Cape May884.1300, www.deSatnickRealEstate.com

914 lafayette Street, Cape may - year round 3 bd, 2 ba w/enclosed front porch & rear deck. $1600/mo plus utilities, security required.

817 Seashore Road, North Cape mayyear round, 3 br, 2 bA house with large yard and storage shed. $1300/month plus utilities, security required.

Homestead Real Estate846 Broadway, West Cape May(609) 884-1888 • homesteadcapemay.com

588 myrtle avenue Cape may3 br, 2.5 ba, w/d, d/w, cac, internet, sleeps 6, low $1000/high $1850

520 elmira street cape May3 br, 2 ba, w/d, d/w, cac, internet, sleeps 8, pet friendly, low $900/high $2100

Jersey Cape Realty739 Washington Street, Cape May(609) 884-5800wwwjerseycaperealty.com

304 Cape, Cape may Point4 bedroom, 2 bath / sleeps 8$1200 - $1950 per week 1513 Beach Unit 6, Cape may2 bedroom, 2 bath beachfront$2000 - $2800 Wilsey Realty501 Lafayette Street, Cape May(609) 884-1007www.wilseyrealty.com

15 Broadway Unit #14, Cape may 2011 season- 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, condo sleeps 7. $1500-$2500 per week.

214 Stites avenue, Cape may Point 2011 season- 3 bedrooms, 2.5 baths, single family home sleeps 6. $1800-$2800 per week.

Chris Clemans Sotheby’s International Realty 1159 Washington Street, Cape May609-884-3332, www.chrisclemanssir.com

104 Howard ave 1st Floor, Cm - 3 bed, 1.5 bath sleeps 6, $1200 to $2200/weekly central location. short walk to beach, Mall & restaurants

108 Fourth ave, Rear unit, WCm - 1bed 1bath sleeps 5, $475-$700/week, save $$$. reasonable alternative to beach rental, available for seasonal

Call Heijung for availability: 609-602-8641Heijung Park-Colameco, Broker associateBy The sea Realty, Lee Marcotte, Inc315 Ocean Street 609-884-3050

235a Fourth avenue, West Cape may3 bedroom 2 bath pet friendly

209 Cape avenue, Cape may Point 5 bedroom 3.5 bath, ocean Views

By the Sea Realty315 Ocean Street, Suite 2B, Cape May 609-884-3050www.capemaybythesea.com

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