weapon handling tips from the monrovian peoples liberation suicide front, liberia
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Rules:
Prohibited!!
1. Use of Iron Sights2. Aiming3. Supported Firing Stance
Compulsory:
1. Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta Style Stances2. Aggressive Hip Hop Style Dancing when Firing3. Fearsome Facial Expressions/Vocalisations4. Colored Duct Tape for Urban Style Cam
The ‘Glock Foh-Tay’ running stance...ensure you wear pants six times too big and your
favorite Hawaiian shirt to guarantee maximum effect
An excellent example of firing from the hip whilst displaying ones best game face,
combining the robot,and practicing your favorite karaoke song
(Old guy hates ants)
Gardening gloves and a life jacket looks funky and guaranteed to keep you afloat. VERY unreliable as a
Flak Jacket! Nice game face, however.
The latest in RPG Firing Positions...The Phat and Funky ‘Batman Begins’ look.
Will NOT work without the cape.
(Ensure you don’t lose your 3rd world communications whilst firing!)
The contemptuous for accuracy, one handed,full burst, on auto firing method is a MUST for
instilling fear into the enemy.
One manoeuvre sure to strike fear into the enemy and inspire any onlooker is this method:
The Non Aiming, Duck Walk, Support Weapon Firing method. Also note the subtle method of allowing a long string
of linked ammunition to dangle from the weapon so as to allowyour enemy to see that the least of your worries
is a shortage of rounds...