weird things you hear at project meetings (communication)

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A collection of funny quotes heard over project meetings relating to communication. These gems are actual quotes as they were spoken by project managers and collected by various people.

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Page 1: Weird things you hear at project meetings (Communication)
Page 2: Weird things you hear at project meetings (Communication)

The following statements are actual quotes from project meetings… These are the top selections

for 2013 relating to communication

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I heard what you said, but NONE OF IT stuck…

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He said something that was incorrect, but very important!

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I tend to do myBEST WORK… …when I don’t say

ANYTHING!

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He thinks NICE THINGS….

…but doesn’t

VERBALIZEthem very well!

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I missed the question but…

I have an answer!

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If you don’t hear from me,

I will call you back

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If you keep talking to me like that,

we’re going to have to get married!

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