weird things you hear at project meetings (communication)
DESCRIPTION
A collection of funny quotes heard over project meetings relating to communication. These gems are actual quotes as they were spoken by project managers and collected by various people.TRANSCRIPT
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The following statements are actual quotes from project meetings… These are the top selections
for 2013 relating to communication
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I heard what you said, but NONE OF IT stuck…
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He said something that was incorrect, but very important!
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I tend to do myBEST WORK… …when I don’t say
ANYTHING!
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He thinks NICE THINGS….
…but doesn’t
VERBALIZEthem very well!
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I missed the question but…
I have an answer!
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If you don’t hear from me,
I will call you back
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If you keep talking to me like that,
we’re going to have to get married!
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