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The benefits to your pupils of taking a UK-TEFL course Last year UK-TEFL trained over 500 students. They have told us that there are many reasons why studying TEFL has been of benefit to them. Here are just a few. UCAS PERSONAL STATEMENT For students wishing to further their education at university, referencing their TEFL experience, and the skills they gained on the course, will contribute to making their personal statement stand out from the crowd. GAP YEAR / TRAVELLING The UK-TEFL certificate has no expiry date and can be used at any time. Whether a student decides to take a gap year before or after their university studies, the qualification is great to have as it enables them to teach English as a Foreign Language whilst having the opportunity to explore the world. SUMMER WORK Students can put their TEFL qualification to good use over the summer break, on placements at UK universities or working with children in summer camps across Europe and beyond. SUPPORT FOR PGCE APPLICATIONS The UK-TEFL course can be particularly useful for students wishing to pursue a career in teaching. The qualification demonstrates their commitment to teaching and can be used to gain valuable experience in the classroom. The course is also beneficial to give students an understanding of the challenges they may face when teaching those with a limited understanding of the English language. The extra qualification will also be an advantage when applying for jobs. VOLUNTEERING IN THE LOCAL COMMUNITY UK-TEFL qualified students can use their skills by volunteering in their local community such as assisting in primary schools or working with refugees in deprived areas. GAINING CAREER-RELATED SKILLS A UK-TEFL course can help students acquire skills that will be beneficial to many different careers. Your students will gain transferable knowledge in many areas, such as communication, group work and presentation which are all important skills to have when looking and applying for jobs. WHEREVER THEY’RE HEADING ON THEIR LEARNING JOURNEY, A UK-TEFL COURSE WILL HELP THEM GET THERE.

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The benefits to your pupils of taking a UK-TEFL courseLast year UK-TEFL trained over 500 students. They have told us that there are many reasons why studying TEFL has been of benefit to them. Here are just a few.

UCAS PERSONAL STATEMENTFor students wishing to further their education at university, referencing their TEFL experience, and the skills they gained on the course, will contribute to making their personal statement stand out from the crowd.

GAP YEAR / TRAVELLINGThe UK-TEFL certificate has no expiry date and can be used at any time. Whether a student decides to take a gap year before or after their university studies, the qualification is great to have as it enables them to teach English as a Foreign Language whilst having the opportunity to explore the world.

SUMMER WORKStudents can put their TEFL qualification to good use over the summer break, on placements at UK universities or working with children in summer camps across Europe and beyond.

SUPPORT FOR PGCE APPLICATIONSThe UK-TEFL course can be particularly useful for students wishing to pursue a career in teaching. The qualification demonstrates their commitment to teaching and can be used to gain valuable experience in the classroom. The course is also beneficial to give students an understanding of the challenges they may face when teaching those with a limited understanding of the English language. The extra qualification will also be an advantage when applying for jobs.

VOLUNTEERING IN THE LOCAL COMMUNITYUK-TEFL qualified students can use their skills by volunteering in their local community such as assisting in primary schools or working with refugees in deprived areas.

GAINING CAREER-RELATED SKILLSA UK-TEFL course can help students acquire skills that will be beneficial to many different careers. Your students will gain transferable knowledge in many areas, such as communication, group work and presentation which are all important skills to have when looking and applying for jobs.

WHEREVER THEY’RE HEADING ON THEIR LEARNING JOURNEY, A UK-TEFL COURSE WILL HELP THEM GET THERE.

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THE SOLDIER DECIDED TO DESERT IN THE DESERT.Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

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STANDARD TEFL COURSE (Certified)2+ DAYS – 8-20 studentsIndustry Standard TEFL Course

About the Standard TEFL CourseThis course gives your students everything they need for their first steps into EFL teaching. The content includes ice breakers, sample lessons (designed to put students in the position of English learners), a grammar recap, tips on finding work abroad, plus lesson planning and teaching practices each day.

Here is what is covered in the Certified Standard TEFL Course

Warmers/Ice Breakers

Real EFL Lesson

Foreign Language Lesson

Controlled Practice

Functions

Grammar Tenses

Teaching a Vocabulary Lesson

EFL Employment

Teaching a Skills-based EFL Lesson

Lesson Planning

Two Teaching Practices

Review of the course

“An excellent introduction to teaching English to other language speakers. The course is fantastically designed and delivered where we are completely involved and immersed in TEFL style teaching so we can experience and learn ways to deliver their own lesson.” Student at George Abbott School – July 2016

Number of teaching sessions Price per person

2 sessions £175

3 sessions £187.50

4 sessions £200

5 sessions £212.50

6 sessions £225

7 sessions £237.50

8 sessions £250

9 sessions £262.50

10 sessions £275

TWO COURSE OPTIONS; A WORLD OF TEFL OPPORTUNITIES.

What your students will receive on completion of the courseAll students will receive a TQUK endorsed hard copy certificate, finding work guide, TEFL manual and access to the TEFL Connections (job service).

Duration: 2+ days (20 hours) This 20-hour course can be spread over a longer period of time to suit your school (up to 10 sessions).

Price Per Person: £175 for the Standard TEFL Course over two sessions There is an additional £12.50 charge per student, for every additional session - see below.

Course Option 1 - Certified Standard TEFL Course RECOMMENDED

Minimum of 8 students, maximum of 20.

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FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

ONE HOUSE, TWO HOUSES. SO WHY NOT ONE MOUSE, TWO MOUSES?

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Course Option 2 - Introductory TEFL WorkshopTEFL WORKSHOP (Introductory)1 DAY– 8-20 studentsLearn the basics of TEFL on this one day workshop.

About the 1 Day Introductory TEFL WorkshopThis course is an introduction to TEFL, and a condensed version of the Standard TEFL Course.Your students will learn about grammar, lesson planning and presentation in the 1 day TEFL Workshop.

Here is what is covered in the 1 Day Introductory TEFL Workshop

Warmers/Ice Breakers

Real EFL Lesson

Foreign Language Lesson

Controlled Practice

Grammar Tenses

Lesson Preparation

Teaching Practice and Presentation

Teaching a Vocabulary Lesson

Teaching a Skills-based EFL Lesson

What your students will receive on completion of the courseAll students receive an electronic certificate, finding work guide and access to the TEFL Connections service.

Duration: 1 day (8 hours) This 8-hour course can only be run over one day. If you require a longer course, please refer to the Standard TEFL Course.

Price Per Person: £99 for the 1 day Introductory TEFL Workshop over one sessionOption: There is an additional charge of £15 for the hard copy TQUK Foundation Certificate in TEFL.

Minimum of 8 students, maximum of 20.

TWO COURSE OPTIONS; A WORLD OF TEFL OPPORTUNITIES.

“Very interesting course led by a very informed and friendly trainer. They were knowledgeable and approachable and the course was delivered very well with a good balance of teaching and group work.” Student at Buxton Community School – July 2016

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FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

IF THE TEACHER TAUGHT, WHY DIDN’T THE PREACHER PRAUGHT?Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

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NEW Online 120 hour TEFL CourseONLINE 120 HOUR TEFL COURSELet your students learn the theory of TEFL at their own pace.

About the 120 hour TEFL CourseThis comprehensive online course will give your pupils a good grounding of the theory behind TEFL, and is a great addition to the classroom based options outlined in this pack. As your pupils can have access for up to six months you may chose to run this as a preparation course before offering the classroom based TEFL course at the end of the school year, or in complete isolation.

Here is what is covered in the 120 hour TEFL Course

An Introduction to TEFL

Grammar and The Tenses

The Lesson – Planning and Learning Styles

Functions

Teaching skills – reading, writing, listening and speaking

TEFL exams and technology in the classroom

Pronunciation and The IPA

Teaching young learners, teenagers and adults

Marked modules

What your students will receive on completion of the courseAll students receive an electronic certificate, finding work guide and access to the TEFL Connections service.

Duration: 120 hours You can allow up to 6 months for your students to complete the 120 hour online TEFL course.

Price Per Person: £75Option: There is an additional charge of £15 for the hard copy TQUK Foundation Certificate in TEFL.

STUDY TEFL WHEREVER YOU ARE. TEACH TEFL WHEREVER YOU GO.

“We are delighted to launch our very own 120 hour interactive online TEFL training course. Written and built by UK-TEFL from the ground up, this course will give learners the best possible start to their EFL teaching journey.” Lauchlan Maclean-BristolDirector, UK-TEFL Ltd

Brand new for 2017

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FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

YOU CAN BE UNRULY BUT NEVER RULY, IMPECCABLE BUT NOT PECCABLE.Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

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UK-TEFL STUDENTS GAIN VALUABLE NEW SKILLS PLUS AN INVALUABLE PACKAGE OF EXTRAS.

TEFL Workshop Standard TEFL

UK-TEFL Certificate electronic copy

✓ upon request

TQUK Endorsed Certificatehard copy

Upgrade for £15 ✓

Number ofLesson Practices

1 2

TEFL Connections Service ✓ ✓

Guide toFinding Work book ✓ ✓

Absolute TEFL -TEFL Manual

x ✓

Duration 1 Day (8 hours) 2+ days (20 hours)

QCF Level Equivalent Level 2 Level 2

Price per student 1 session £99 2 sessions £175*

Your TEFL Qualification

*For 2+ sessions, see table on Course Options page.

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FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

THIS IS WHERE WE WERE WHEN WE DECIDED WHAT TO WEAR.Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

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What the students thoughtI found it very helpful and interesting, I feel fully capable of being able to teach now. My trainer was absolutely wonderful, he was engaging, kind and encouraging.

I felt this course was extremely useful, well prepared, well executed and eye opening. Our trainer was brilliant, he was clear and made sure we knew exactly what to do.

Gordonstoun School 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – June 2016

It was extremely interesting and made me feel excited about my gap year where I will use what I learnt to teach English to children at schools in Nepal and India. The trainer was very good, helpful and well experienced.

Queens College Taunton 2 Day Standard TEFL Course - June 2016

I really enjoyed this course as I feel it is very useful and interesting. I feel this will help me in the future when going into a teaching career. I plan to put this on my CV as it will be helpful when applying to university.

Countesthorpe Community College 1 Day Workshop – February 2016

Awesome! Great value for money, and an invaluable asset for my CV. Really good time!

Very interesting and inspiring. I’ve learnt so much and I’m excited to share what I learnt with those around me. Very good!

Shoreham Academy 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – July 2016

STUDENTS SHARE THEIR THOUGHTS ON THEIR UK-TEFL COURSE, WHAT THEY GAINED AND WHERE IT MIGHT TAKE THEM.

It was very good. It has helped me build my confidence and gave me a very good overall qualification. My trainer was fantastic. She was very friendly and helped make the experience enjoyable.

I enjoyed participating in the course, the activities were engaging and fun as well as educational and informative. The trainer was very enthusiastic, friendly and easy to approach.

Shaftesbury School 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – June 2016

The course was very helpful and enjoyable. There was a good amount of games to keep us entertained and learning. I enjoyed learning some Mandarin.

The course was very enjoyable. Quite relaxed and not stressful, but still very informative and helpful. Lots of new ideas and tips and very entertaining. I want to go travelling and feel this would be useful to help me do this, and help others.

Lytham Sixth Form 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – July 2016

I really enjoyed the course; it was interesting learning the different methods of teaching. I hope to use my qualification to get summer work at a local school for English. I also plan to use it when I go on a gap year abroad.

Chatham & Clarendon Grammar School 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – February 2016

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Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

THEY WERE TOO CLOSE TO THE DOOR TO CLOSE IT.

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What the organisers thought A fantastic course, the students were very impressed and discussed the course nonstop. It has changed the expectation of some of the students and they are now re-evaluating their career aims. It will be used by most for a gap year that they previously weren’t thinking about.

Samantha Collings, Leader of Post 16, Coombe Dean School 1 day workshop - February 2016

Absolutely superb! The event was fantastic and the students loved it. I must say that Caroline (the trainer) was superb. She was friendly, gregarious, passionate about her job and completely put the students at ease. Every time I walked in the room everyone was smiling.

Johnathan Lane, Director of Sixth Form, Wyedean School and Sixth Form Centre 2 day Standard TEFL Course – July 2016

Excellent course. Students all very enthusiastic about following it further. The trainer was excellent, engaged all pupils and received positive feedback from them.

Jamie Downing, Sixth Form Enrichment Co-ordinator, The North Halifax Grammar School 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – February 2016

96%* RATED THE COURSE VERY GOOD/ EXCELLENT96%* RATED THE TRAINER VERY GOOD/ EXCELLENT

89%* OF SCHOOLS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN OFFERING UK-TEFL COURSES AGAIN

SCHOOLS TELL US WHAT THEY THOUGHT OF THEIR UK-TEFL COURSE, THE TEACHING AND THE TRAINERS.

Students were very impressed by how much they got covered in the time. Very professional and knowledgeable. They all feel they made huge progress, gained confidence and have boosted their employability skills in the broadest sense ... and that it was intensive, but good fun.

Mick Moody, Head of Sixth Form, Chatham & Clarendon Grammar School 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – February 2016

Excellent opportunity for students at a good rate which is important when schools have limited funding. I have organised numerous courses for Post 16 students and this is by far one of the best, most affordable and useful for the students.

Donna Edmondson, Head of Sixth Form, Carlton Bolling College 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – July 2016

The students involved really enjoyed the course and were fully engaged. I would certainly like to run another course next year. The trainer was excellent.

Suzy Morton, Sixth Form Co-ordinator, Gordonstoun School 2 Day Standard TEFL Course – June 2016

*Based on feedback from TEFL organisers surveyed following courses 2015/2016 academic year

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AFTER A NUMBER OF INJECTIONS MY JAW GOT NUMBER.Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

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Schools TEFL Booking Process

WE’VE DECIDED TEFL WOULD BE GREAT FOR OUR PUPILS, SO WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?

Decide on your course option and potential dates

Invite students to register for the TEFL course and request advertising materials from UK-TEFL if required

Collect payments from students for the TEFL course using one of the methods outlined in the FAQs

When you have 8 confirmed, inform your TEFL course co-ordinator. A booking contract will be sent and your school will be invoiced for the minimum of

8 students for your chosen course type.

Contact your TEFL co-ordinator on 01253 737698 or [email protected] to confirm availability

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Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

THERE’S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT, TO PRESENT THE PRESENT.

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Name of school:

Contact name:

Contact telephone number:

Address:

Email address:

Type of Course (please tick): Certified Standard TEFL Course

Introductory TEFL Workshop

If you require more information, contact us on 01253 737698 or email [email protected]

THE NEXT STEP OF THEIR LEARNING JOURNEY STARTS HERE

TEFL Course Interest FormCOMPLETE THE INTEREST FORM AND SEND VIA EMAIL TO YOUR TEFL COURSE CO-ORDINATOR

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Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

WHY DO YOU FILL ‘IN’ A FORM BY FILLING IT ‘OUT’?

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FAQsWhat will the students get at the end of the course? TEFL Workshop students receive an electronic certificate, finding work guide and access to the TEFL Connections service. Standard TEFL Course Students receive a TQUK endorsed hard copy certificate, finding work guide, TEFL manual and access to the TEFL Connections service.

Who are UK-TEFL? We are the UK’s leading TEFL trainers. We have gained many years’ experience in the English teaching profession and all members of our dedicated training team have a minimum of three years’ post-qualification, overseas English teaching experience. Our management team has been involved in TEFL training for well over a decade.

Who are UK-TEFL endorsed by? TQUK, a national awarding body that is regulated by Ofqual.

How many students can attend a course? 8-20 per group.

How old do the students have to be? Year 11 and upwards.

Do the students need to be studying English A Level? No, but we recommend that students have achieved (or predicted) GCSE English (grade A*-C).

What will the students need to bring to the course? All they will need to bring is a pen and paper to take notes.

What does the school need to provide? A classroom, flipcharts and pens.

What are the timings of the course? Our courses generally run 9am-5pm each day, but can be adapted to suit your school’s needs.

Are all trainers DBS checked? Yes, all trainers hold an Enhanced DBS Certificate.

How can I arrange a TEFL course at my school? Follow the booking flowchart, or contact your TEFL co-ordinator for more details.

Will UK-TEFL supply advertising materials? We supply you with flyers for both students and their guardians. All advertising materials are free of charge. You can also book in an assembly slot for a UK-TEFL representative to promote the course (dependant on location).

Does a school representative need to be on site? We do ask that a school representative is there on day one to meet and greet.

Can teachers join the UK-TEFL course? Yes! Teachers, parents, students and any person with an interest in TEFL can attend the course at your school. You can advertise to other local schools that you may be in partnership with as well.

Will there be any trainer expenses added to the cost of the course? Depending on the location of your school there may be trainer expenses added to the cost of the course if we have to get a trainer from out of your area.

What is the payment process? Once you have 8 students confirmed you will request a booking contract from your TEFL co-ordinator. At this point your school will be invoiced for the minimum of 8 students for your chosen course type

An alternative option is for your school to be supplied with an online link where students can pay for their course with their debit/credit card.

YOU PROBABLY HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS. STUDENTS USUALLY HAVE JUST ONE: WHEN CAN I START?

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FOR MORE INFORMATIONTelephone 01253 737698 Email [email protected] www.uk-tefl.com

Enthusiasm and a love of the English language is all students need to become qualified to teach English as a Foreign Language.

HOW CAN A SLIM CHANCE AND FAT CHANCE BE THE SAME THING?