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American Gastroriomlcsl DoJfcacy HadAppealed toHirn

Recently a member of the RussianTOltttIonary party who had betathrough all sorts of czcitiae vlclsgitxdte In his native country was on aVisit to the United States

Wishing to be polite to him andtalk on those subjects nearest theRussians heart a gentleman who methim asked all sorts of questions aboutthe Douma the Czar dynamite andaverYthing else which hQ adjudged In

f terestlng to the foreignerThen when he could think of noth

tag more about Russia he turned theconversation In this direction-

I suppose that you find America a4countryMull

bodys rights It must seem peculiargovernment ¬

go about their daily work And thestrikeryou as strange after Russia I feelsure that it must Tell me sir whatIs it that you like beat about AmertearI

V DINER KNEW WAITERS TRICKS

Hari No Intention of Paying for Oth

CarelessnessZ1 4 When the three men sat down theIppection ¬

he put his finger on several ilittiescorched spots

See this 1 he said to the waterYes sirWell said fhe man Just bear In

mind wont yon that these holes wereIhere when we came In and when weget through dont tack a dollar onto

tffor bill to patyjfor burned tnb1EllnenThats all right said the waiter

thatThebeen given thecautious diner elucidated Ids remarkstill further That Is a tflek those

Somebodyburnsa cigar and gets away before the dam ¬

age is discovered and the next comerif he hare to be a smoker isblamed for his predecessor sins andis charged with the cost ot the linenI have had to pay well for other peo ¬

pIes carelessness so nowadays I makeit a point tto examine tablecloths a

1 the beginning of a meal1

Splftthig the DifferenceWhen jurymen in Stony Gulch disa-

gree there ifs usually some member

hlsrecognlzed ¬

the day °Some thought hd ought tos get 3000 damage and some thought

4dOO szfifllBud Lewis referring to aemJ to

Indeed Said the stranger with awary eye on Mr Lewis gun whichhe seem li tto be fondling fin rather acareless way What soittcof comprO-mise

I put it tto em Why not split thewhetIreason to bear on emsaid Bud With a loving gaze at hisweapon Of cSefense they all comeround to that compermiseanino timeYouths Companion

Thirteenth Century Drink

foodbadof Africa trnfltthe rare gad wat of Ioniamentioned 3>y3itzstephen gourmets in

regalethemselves e

storks coranDtants and bitterns Somewould wash their meals donn with

ormetheglinshed was notify the washing of thei combs after the iiloney had been takeneveragetthat

I anade palatable With sweettaSar or

oneHundredweighti tit water and must have been unuc

more intoxicating than the strangesttflfl ale of the present day

t i tow an Alaska Hatnter Got a marJoe Kanaka a Jap was in purstitt of

large game a few days ago in the vfcinsty of Knlk Instead of being armedwlCm a thirtythirty or any firearm ILe

Seeingblack m

Sbaekandaround Bruins neckThe Jap held to one sand of the rope

fwd succeeded In tangling the bear int lta coils but the bear tore Kanaka a

clothing to shreds Whea thewas thoroughly tangled the Jap bq

IntoJtDncV8JdezProspeetora

Keep Windows Open at NightTo sleep withbut plenty of fresh ah

Is to t1ke just ao much poison Intoyoobreat1ioUYfeeli Ia Ne ditter hbweo1d tti Jllh

ftwiyour wln ewi tar a It will gf you wrap yotcrsWf up fcrtfperly yeawill n4trfsai th cold Wear >nannelto 3snd teaet >siear year tedThe I tthlBjf before going t aitpttlptlTnttc

Ise sty of bH eeYrtn a wiil beae btu sat atC1rt

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NEEDED TO HAVE RICH FATHER

Youths Living Expenses cuss Rather6Extravagant Scale

David Belasco the great managerand playwright complained bitterly theother day of a man who had dupedhima man who pretending to be amillionaire had promised to invest

250000 in the erection of a modeltheater fit

He took me in Mr Belasco frank-ly

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admittedur have I suppose toosanguine a nature I expect I supposein the way of success fortunehappinessthe impossible At anyrate taken in I was

In my exorbitant demands on lifesaid Mr Belasco ur resemble a youngfriend of mine a bankers son Thislad is very amiable but very extrava ¬vitheHis father said to him last NewYears day w

Now Sam I want you to turn overa new leaf No debts in 1909 Eh isIt agreed l

Yes sir said Sam heartilyHis father took out his check book

u How much a year do you needSam he said in order to live as youwalt to and at the same time kelp en-tirely

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out of debtrSam after musing answered with a

bright smileU About 15t0i a yearand all my

expenses paidwUTILIZING HIS SPARE MOMENTS

Congenial Occupation for Hubby JustBefore the Opera

Husband Who is going to the operawith his wire There I took time bythe forelock tonight Here I am anhour beforehand with my eveningclothes 2Uon and everything readyNow 111 so down stairs and have aquiet smoke while you gels ready

Wire 43h darling caa you ever forgive me

WhalJs the matter BOWWhy the cook tells me the furnace

fire wait out this afternoon as thefurnace man failed to come The babyhas a cold you know Would youmind going down in the cellar andmaking It over Youve just got time

I lore

Good for the LiverWtren the liver is bad life is

imaginationtTherefore keep in good trim If youthink your liver Is torpid take it 3ntine Change yosr diet go in hardfor systematic and outdoor exercisespecial calisthenics to act on theliver and deep breathing Avoid richford especially ix hot weather Eat

I plenty of fresh vegetables fruit graItamcor wholewheat bread and not tooramih meat If milk makes you biliousit as better not to drink it As soonas YOu begin to feel bilious and yourej balls look yelltrw drink lemon undwater Not lemoxnde for the add foftIre sugar and lemon is injurious loutOre juice of half a2emon squeezed intoa glass of water This can be takenhot rat bedtime mid cold but ontcall in the morning

Singing as EvidenceApropos the prodigiously long era ¬

tions of the Maoris writes a corre-spondent it may amuse your readersto know that only ra little over twentyyears ago my uncle a judge in NewZealand was obliged to issue an ererto the effect that in future singmTrorfttl not be taken as evidence In ilflscotntt It was the constant habit offtire Maoris when pleading a cause ttoslug long and qufe poetic sagas fY

these generally began with legends alttheir remote ancestors sometimesmany hours even trays would be spentbefore the point possibly a trivialone was reached There is sothing Gllbertlan in this idea but anyold New Zealander QuId vouch for liefactsr

The Walrus Defensesweighh se

mass tdf muscle and lubber He isarmed with tusks of l ciry sometimestwo feet tin length and when from hisupreared flmlk these formidable weap-ons are fanged dowmratrd upon anenemy they are as resistless as thedrop of a guillotine Such a thick laveof blubber lies under the skin that his practices clad in an armor impervi¬

ous to teeth and claws alike So un¬

less the bear Is greatly favored byluck he has little chance to overthro-his antagonist =From St Tfteholas

Dog GhostsThe phantom dog specter was one ofanperstiat ¬

black dog which haunted Its lonelyspots and was the dread of every native Most of Worn were regarded asdevils but some were held to be thespirits of human beings transformed

HowardaL for instance was sdtOtbe ccmpellet to haunt OKehampton in theformof a dos as a punishmcafctorhercruelty to her daughtw

PurzIeMadft Rlatn

areatuTau1HouyhnhmnDrjoan creature whose reasoahig portsDeaa wift makes EO acute The wordIs obviously aaaiteij ja sJiNixnrtrtWsound liven by a horses Boigh wfcatfAe philologists ell n mat01tCe1atsae Hesitates to Dronwanceitt Aa Mai¬

Vent Emglisk aetkoritte s tiaXProt Saiat iiry= ipDiore lts preaiuldaM atg rhyme xltliiaiaadks been BO uMd In English verM

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GOOOHOAU POINTERS

Sugrjestions to Supervisors on

the Care of Highways

SIMPLE BUT USEFUL DQNTS

Expert Tells How to Keep a Road InGeod Condition and Avoid TroubleDont Be Satisfied He Says WithAnything but the Best

Excellent advice on the care anrconstruction of roads is contained inthe following set of suggestions toroad supervisors which were compliedby Robert A Meeker state super ¬

sor of roads in New JerseyDont leave grass and weeds on the

shoulders and in the guttersDont dig the mud out of the gutters

and throw it upon the roadDont leave dirt in piles on the roadDont throw grass and weeds upon

the road surfaceDont dump stone or gravel on an

old road without first preparing thesurface to receive it because youthereby cause willful waste and woeful

wantDont place new material on the roadwithout leveling and shaping it so the

grade and cross section of the roeill be unchangedDont expect travel to spread and

roll the new material Onehalf of thmoney spent is wasted by this method

Dont put new material on an oldhard rond surface before first pickingor loosening the old covering It isgood for the quarryman and graceowner but bad for the taxpayer anroad user

Dont try to do work without propertoolsDont

leave your scarifier in the shedDont forget to use your sprinklin-

wagonDont let your steam roller be idleDont think any old tools are goo

enough for road workDont use dull picks broken shovel-

dull scraper blades or broken andleaky steam rollers

Dont waste yow rainy daysDont let water stand on your roadDont try to repair a road in d

I weather without a liberal use of water

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Dont allow civerts or pipes to bcome choked up

Dont allow the outlets of underdrains to become stopped up

Dont let water get undera roadDont let rutsDont let theformIcross sectionenSDont fail to widen your fills at emery

opportunity No Ibetter place for theeson of high em

bankmentsDontguard trails if you can iget

dirt to widen your xoaddmecrown your road so high thatino one will travel en the sides

Dont forget that the entire width otthe road Is intended for use

Dont expect a road to take care

dtseltIDont fall to locate all good repairmraterial lying on or Dear the road

Dont wait until you are ready to goto work before you procure the neces-sary materials for repo3r

Dont be constantly dhanging yourroad gang

Dont let experienced men go simplyjobe I

fad that roadmuftbeIew¬

Dont depend on some one else to tellyou what the condition of your roadsIs

D6nt fall to visit every road underyour care at least once a week

Dont refuse to try any new matrial that may be offered unless tisame has been proved bad

Dont think there Is nothing more tobe learned about road building

Dont forget that nobody knows Iall

Dont1 think because you do not bethe comments that your work is notbeing praised or criticised as the casemaybe-

Dont look down on your workDont lose sight of the fact that rood

roads are one of the greatest factors Inthe devdopment of ariycountry J s

Dont forget that churches anddayschools cannot thrive without goodromdff vatrr =

Pwintyfvimlas New ReMhtetaid 525 mfles of new roads were bunteterlnf the past year at a COiItofa000000 or more > J

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Exposure Only Averted Through TwoFortunate

CircumstancesIAn old circus

is one of the narrow escapes he hadin the show business He had trainedlions zebras leopards rhinoyouknowand all sorts of beasts of preybut this he says was hisescape narrowestIi

It was when he wasmuseum in Milwaukee

One day a mildmannered Russiancame out of the railway station up atthe town that was made famous witha valise In his hand He was a heavilybearded man and with shaggy handsand arms like George Esau He hunt-ed up a cabman and inquired modest-ly Where is the dime museum

The cabman told him and thenasked Want to ride up

Yes the bearded stranger toldhim quietly almost bashfully Im tobe employed up there Im the wild

manThe narrow escape says the excircus man lay in the fact that nonewspaper men heard the mans re-mark and that the cabman was anEnglishman with no sense of humorwho never thought to repeat it1t

MISTAKES OF MENTAL WORKERSindNeglect of physical IsCeewhich the vast army of men workers is heir Men and women who labor

i In offices are even forgetting how touse legs so convenient Is it to

1resort to street cars though the ddtones to be covered may be but a fewblocksofThe best mental work is performed

by those who keep in good physicalthgevery mental worker to take dailyfodthshowever gain sufficient exhilaraGftn Inthese diversions Most people are morestrong attracted by games tsnmpetiSrYin amison More than that most peo-ple would prefer to watch others Inthese pastimes than to enter into themin person

Rules for Good tedlthTo keep in good health it is necesInary to have regular hours for eang

and sleeping Meals should beI ranged to be served 3t tthe same arI

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each day and there should be no listsrisaug eregularly A cold bath Isa very greatanNIbeauty but if it is tWo great a shoeto the system then 1a tepid bath willdo Do not however neglect themorning bath It ls a great dealeasier of course to start taking a eel ibath In summer than In winter anyway to contract theJiatbiL Do not eatthE I

igcefor the average woman or man

The Oxs AffectionsOxen usually die In pairs One

yoke fellow seldom survives the vthei Working and side repaneint

fi animals develop so strong soand abiding an affection for onedeepIIOther that separation meanste ¬

gether in youth they fight Thiir muttual hatred is as great as would bethat of two men yokels togetherwith the years passage they ButIKick and butt They become sAnd this friendship ripens at last intoan overmastering affection which itnwy be consoles the mild laboriouscreatures in some measure for the life

oflorrgcruelties heaped on them >ly man

A Surprise for The ThletHerr Hager a rich and Influential

banker frequently had watches pickedfrom Ibis pocket At first he hail re-course

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to all kinds of safety chainsthen one morning he teak no precau-tion

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whatever and quietly allowedhimself to be robbed At mightonturning from his business the tookthe evening paper he uttered aneclamation of delight A watch hadexploded In a mans hands Thetims hands were shattered and thetaft eye destroyed The crafty bankerhad filled the watch case with dyna-mite which exploded In the operationof winding

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sent 1400 of Its sons to fight forevit Tin the irear 1

are schools but Etonstands on its own plane CriticiseEton as you may show all its faslisit Is Eton still Eton may reflect mayof the proverbial ahortcpJl1lngs of E>gteC11ltarly

Review

Too ButyWhat we wanV said tie reform

Is a leader who is wholly aseMfih i

a xiam absoluUly abye al JIlerc narytsnEideratiqns

Yes1answered twittkakind of a man heV reaerallr brokefind compelled to work kard fw a liv

Jig instead of studying ecssmo tlc thew11w

LESSON FOR Tij E WHOLE RACE

Harmony That Might Be If EachWeufd But Do His Part

There Is no prettier sight In theworld thai a column of choir boysentering a church and singing thetoIa ¬

lumbus Journal There is youth in itssweetest aspect brlght faced boys inall their health and hope engaged In abeautiful religious ceremony steppingic harmony to the fairest ideals ofworship But it Is more than a mereceremony It has a lesson for allalesson of the happiest import See

LOcahedbrow and singing out of his heart anoble melody He is only a part of agreat harmony and modestly he doesNhis part content to be simply oneblend his voice in the sweet strain ofworebipmuexperience Here we are a greatcrowd gathered on the earth each oneengaged in some service to his coun-try

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to humanity to home to businessor perhaps some poorer onehow likethat little boy In the processionalmight It be If every one would add abeautiful note to the harmony of lifeand lose himself in the processionmarching toward the altars of thecommon good-

TRAlN1NG THE FEEBLE STEPS

nt SchccI Was a Worthy Ancestorof the Kindergarten

A cent school Is so called becausethe children who come toft bringamlittle hand or knotted In the corner

a handkerchief a daily offering If I

the cent is forgotten or lost on theway the child goes home for another

at is all and has scolding for careeanness Into the bargain The littlest

children go to itused to go ratherr Indeed this should all be in the

past tense rather than the present =

e cent school being a thing of thepast and as one might say ahunt of the present kindergartenold woman from the country who isEuniceIanteei foolishness Her children dinot come to school to be amused buita York She put them on benches inter big kitchen because it was warthere and satin the dlnln roomand taught them or chastised themas the spirit bade her She taught thethree Us and manners and truth tellIn k and above all humilitytheyIpcrs exactly but of weaklings =L HScardeJaat in Atlantic

Enoughfc with thesupport tff a worthless husband wbeat her when he was sober awhom ste dutifully nursed and tendedwhen lie came home bruised and bat-tered from a fighting spree

sPPearfoedrk

for a Tight powful liniment foh achd4e bonesi YD1I might try some of this StIPefcefis Prescription aunty Its an oand papular remedy cures cuts brut<C5 atcIees and sprains One dollar thIbofctle Good for man sort beast

ant Chloe looked at the dollar bottttfe Had then dubiously at her fiat

jpocrsE Aint yo got some foh 60ccentsshe ventured Some foh jesfasty feasts Ah wioit it foh ma olruin =LippincotTs

A Boys Essay on DucksAehoolboy assigned to prepare an

E7ssqyon ducks wroteuThe duck is

mostlyrlIlfmmrtVoicejmeek He likes the water and carrieskIranonIik oneybodySome

calleddrakesor hatch but just loaf go swimmingand eat If I was to be a duck Id rath ¬Sw a

vieIdler Severely Dealt With

Umes8IJAnbetglagto give a satisfactory account of him ¬

self lie iras brought to the nearestmarket tows tied to the end of abeaot

ps townjhleediBg sad ashamed after which14esrradatiGa he wax sent to his nativetohbwsIf the sturdy vagabond were caughttoIjnonweallk

Dowt Hurt the Birds 4lUEvery farmrer and fruit growsr

shomW be Iatertte4 in the work ofprotectlms the matiTftIbirdi Theyrepresent valwkle aselstants in aSr1Iatwer IdNtroytheclean ok yet test etkerwise mlatbateagtile 0 srbi tllJerat t< oed

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TRAIN SCHEDULE jCHESAPEAKE OHIO r

Eastbound

No 26 Daily Ex Sun 842 a IlL °

No 22 Daily 1157 aiJNo 28 Daily Ex Sunday 630 prnirNo 24 Daily 925 p Ja

WestboundNo 27 Daily Ex Sunday 622 a mNo 21 Daily 803 a m11NoNo 23 Daily 438 p in

UISVILLE NASHVILLE

Southboundo CincinnatiKnoxville Ib

Jal 1000 a m33 Cincinnati JacksonviB

ted 1057 a m-

No9illagavllleStanford localwith Cincinnati conectioa at Pansirrives at 632 departs at 635 p JL

No 31CincinnatiAtlanta limiteH23 p m

Northbound-

No AtlantaCincinnati limits506 a mtNo 10 Stan ordMaysville loccjiconecting at Paris for Cincinnati >723 a m

No KnoxvilleCincinnati lo X

cal arrives 250 departs 2 53 p aNo 32 JacksonvilleCincuaiati

limited 545 p mAll of these trains will stop at Wrim

Chester also are all daily exceptNos y and 10 which are daily sxcept Sunday

EXINGTON EASTERN RY C02

Time Card in Effect lone 21 90ftEast Bound I No2I tfo4

Daily DailyStations I PM I AJUL

jv Lexington 2 25 7 35513anL E Junction 320 8269OeStanton 358 g11 t

Junction 430 938CamptontBridge 4 35 943

Torrent 447 956mBeattyville June 510 1017

Athol 537 10450 K Junction 605 1115

rJackson I 6 10 1120inns1 NOltN 05031N I

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Jackson 6iO 220 700 =

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Torrent730 3 41 8 ioNatural Bridge 745 355 82jRCampton June 748 357 852fStanton 8 15 426 8543Clay City 825 4359s02r2 s-

t L E June 900 507 9 rWinchester 9it2 520 I 9s r1125seZHE FOLLOWING CONNECT ONE

ARE MADE DAILY EXCEPT SUNDAY

L E Junction Trains Nosland 3 willmake connection with theC 0 Ry for Mt Sterling l

Campton Junction Trains Nos Zr2 3 and 4 willconnect with lhr i

Mountain Central Ry for passehge ire =

to and from Campton KyBeattyville JunctionTrains Noa rand 4 will connection with the L tl

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