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field out, scoring on Barnes’ hit tofirst.Barnes, Deacon hurler, was robbedof a no-hit game when Bill lbeycame up to bat in the ninth inning.pinch-hitting for Morris. There werealready two strikes and one ball onMorris when Ebey took over tly bat.Ebey got a clean hit by shert, but itcounted for'nothing, as the next twobatters were easily disposed of.Barnes pitched good ball for theDeacons.The game was quickly played, re-quiring only one hour and thirtyminutes.Box score:Wake Forest Ab. R. H. 0. A. E.Coll, of .............. 4 0 0 1 0 0Mills, 2b ;........... 3 0 '1 4 0 0Edwards, rf ...... 3 0 0 4 0 0Joyner, 1b .......-3 0 0‘ 8 0 0Earp, ss ............ 3 0 0 2 2 1Bethune, lf ........ 3 1 0 1 0 1Benton. 3b ........ 2 0 1 0 2 1Hicks, 0 ............ 3 0 0 5 2 0Barnes, p .......... 3 0 1 2 2 0

Totals............ 27 1 3 27 8 3State Ab. R. H. 0. A. E.Furtado, 2b ...... 3 0 0 3 2 0Morris, ss .......... 1 0 0 3 4 1Brake, rf .......... 2 0 0 0 0 0Duke, 3b .......... 2 0 0 0 2 1Goodman, cf ...... 3 0 0 . 1 0 0Hargrove, 1f ...... 3 0 0 2 0 0Turner, c .......... 3 0 0 3 2 0Gerock, 1b ........ 2 0 o 12 0 0Lanning, p ........ 3 0 0 0 1 0‘Ebey ................ 1 0 1. 0 0 0”Wilkie .......... 1 .0 0 0 0 0“‘Jeffrey ........ 1 0 0 0 0 0

Totals............25 0 1 24 11 2Score by innings:State ........................ 000 000 000—0Wake Forest ............ 000 010 000—1Summary: Sacrifice hits, Benton,Edwards, Furtaua. Double play, Millsto Earp. Bases on balls, off’Lanning1, Barnes 3. Struck out, by Launing3, Barnes 3. Stolen base. Furtado.Hit by pitcher, Gerock, by Barnes.Umpire, Morgan. Time, 1:30.

Ceorge McCinn WinsFinal Meet 0f Year

Capt. George McGinn of the StateCollege track team wound up histhree years on the varsity cinder pathlast Saturday by taking first place inthe half-mile run in the Southern Con-ference track meet at Birmingham.McGinn is one of the greatest trackstars ever developed at 'State. In histhree years on the varsity, he hasbeen beaten three times in the 880 andhas finished first 22 times. He wasalso a member of the freshman trackteam.Coach Ray R. Sermon says McGinnis one of the best runners he has everseen, and a man to take his place nextyear and in years to come will behard to finds ‘McGinn is from Charlotte and will_ be graduated in June with a 3.3. de-gree in the Textile School.It Pays to Advertise in TnnTnonmcun

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Bob McQusge, of Salisbury, led thiState College freshman baseball cluin hitting this year with a percentageof .500. McQuage participated in allof State’s 12 freshman games.He played in the field and alsocaught in several games. McQuagewas considered by people who watchedhis play as the outstanding playeron the team. 'McQuage is also a star football andbasketball player.Curtis Roach, playing in nine games,ranked next to McQuage in hittingwith a .487 mark. Roach played thirdand was elected captain of the team.His home is in Climax.The team hitting for the 12 gameswas .335.Coach Bob Warren announced that14 men would be awarded numerals.They are, with hitting percentages andpositions: Neal Paris, Raleigh, out-fielder, .259; Hal Farris, Shelby,catcher, .270; Bob McQuage. Salis-bury, outfielder and catcher. .500;Stable Brown, Salisbury, shortstop,.300: Carl “Red" Biair, Thomasville,outfielder, .339; Curtis Roach, Climax,third base, .487; Parker Powell,Portsmouth, Va., second base, .381;LeRoy Jay, Aurora, Ill., first base,.283; Jimmy Cooper, Florence, S. C..pitcher, .182; Paul Nance, Graham,pitcher, .250; L. L. Ware. Mount Hol-ly, third and short, .353; LaurenceSpivey, Hartford, second, .381; C. R.McCauléy, Burlington, outfielder. .204.and Hyman Dave, Durham, pitcher,.000.State won nine of its 12 games thisspring. .

State Frosh DefeatCampbell College lads

“Finis" was written over N. C.State's athletics, as far as the fresh-man baseball team is concerned, lastThursday afternoon, May 14, whenthey defeated Campbell College in aone~sided affair, 11-3, on FreshmanField.The freshmen poled out 13 safetiesoff Daniels and Thigpin, collectingthree off Thigpin and ten off Daniels.Nance allowed the Campbellites ninesafe hits, and Cooper gave them one.McQuage and Ware led the hittingfor the freshmen, McQuage getting atriple and two singles, while Waregot two hits, each good for two bases.Splvey got two safe licks, one of whichwas a two-bagger. 'Lowe and Wells led the visitors inthe stick' work with two safe‘ lickseach. One of Lowe's hits was a dou-ble, while one of Wells' was a triple.Magiio, better known to students as"Primo,” was given his first chanceon the mound for the freshmen in theninth inning, when the stands yelledfor “Prime.” With one man alreadyout. Primo disposed of the other twoin big league fashion, not allowingany hits.The box 'score:Campbell Ab. R. H. 0.4. EHarmen, cf .............. 5 0 1 3 0 0Lowe, if .................... 4 1 2 0 0 0Willard, 3b ................ 6 0 0 1 4 0Hight, rf .................. 4 0 1 2 0 0Dark, as ...................... 4 0 1 0 4 1Thomason, as .......... 3 0 0 3 1 0Wells, 1b .................... 4 1 2 11 0 1Clayton, 2b ................ 2 0 l 4 2 0Daniels, p .................. 2 0 0 0 1 0Thigpin, p ................ 2 1 1 0 0 0Totals ......................35 3 9 24 12 2

Freshmen Ab. R. H. 0. LEBrowne, ss ................ 3 1 1 4 3 1Farris, c .................... 4 3 1 2 0 0McQuage, cf .............. 5 3 3 2 0 0Blair. rf ...................... 5 1 1 2 0 0Spivey, 2b ................ 5 1 2 4 2 0Jay, 1b ........................ 4 1 1 10 0 1Paris, if .................... 4 0 1 1 0 0Ware, 3b .................. 4 0 2 2 5 0Nance. p ............ ........ 2 0 0 0 2 0Cooper, p-3b .............. 2 1 1 0 0 0Maglio, p .................. 0 0 0 0 0 0Totals ......................38 11 13 27 12 2Score by innings:Campbell ........................ 100 010 100-— 3Freshmen ......................400 032 02x-—-11Two-base hits: Farris, Spivey, Lowe,Ware 2. Dark. Three-base hits: Blair.Jay, McQuage, Wells. Stolen bases:Browne 2, Farris, McQuage, Lowe.Sacrifice: Brown. Double play: Wil-lard to Wells. Left on bases: Fresh-men 5, Campbell 9. Base on balls:Off Nance 1, Cooper 3, Daniel 1, Thig-pin 1. Struck out: By Cooper 2, Dan-iel 5. Hits: Oi! Nance, 6 in 5; Thig-pin, 3 in 2 2-3; Cooper, 1 in 3 1-3; Dan-leis, 10 in 1-3. Winning pitcher:Nanse. Losing pitcher: Daniels. Um-pire: Averette. \

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On Saturday afternoon the StateCollege Band will present a concert~at the Masonic Orphanage in Oxford.This. event is being sponsored by theWilliam G. Hill No. 218 and HiramNo. 40 Blue Lodges of Raleigh.The band will leave at 1:30 and willgive the concert at 4:30, which willbe followed by a barbecue at 6:30, atwhich the band and the Masons ofthe two lodges will be honored. Theband will give the same program inOxford as will be played on the lawnSunday afternoon.Whitehurst Colonel of CollegeRegiment, Announces Silvester

(Continued from page 1)of Bramweil, W. Va., major; Capt. J.A. Leinster of Raleigh, adjutant; W.J. Clark of Newton, sergeant major,for the First Battalion. Frank W.Gorham of Raleigh, major; Capt. W.C. Marley of Gastonia, adjutant, andB. A. Peterson of Ingold, sergeant ma-jor, for the Second Battalion. HenryA. Ricks of Rocky Mount, major; Capt.E. S. Benas of Fayetteville, adjutant,with Clem Campbell of Greensboro,sergeant major of the Third Battalion.Captain and ofiicers for the elevencompanies are:

Company “A" onloersCapt. J. A. Duncan of Raleigh, FirstLieut. J. M. Barnes of Ahoskie, FirstLieut. S. B. Satterwhite of Oxford.First Lieut. E. T. Baysden of Rifl-iands, First Li\eut. W. L. VanHoy ofWinston-Salem, First Sergt. W. E.'I‘ullock of Sanford, Platoon Sergt. D.M. House of Greenvilie, Platoon Sergt.H. E. Benton of Wilson, Sergt. H. B.Hines, Jr., of Manteo, and Sergt. J.M. LeRoy.Company “B" OfficersCapt. F. A. Cells of Raleigh, FirstLieut. C. R. LeFort of Greensboro,First Lieut. H. B. Crumpier, Jr., ofFayetteville, First Lieut. W. F. Wil-son of Blanche, First Lieut. D. A. Roseof Littleton, First Sergt. W. M. Tur-ner ‘of Raleigh, Platoon Sergt. P. F.Blankenship of Weaverville, PlatoonSergt. A. R. Lippard of Salisbury.Sergt. K. L. Ponzer of Elizabethtown,and Sergt. L. A. Moss of Albemarle.Company “C" Olicers

Capt. M. H. Hutchison of Saxapa-haw, First Lieut. R. H. Weisner ofGreensboro, First Lieut. A. H. Willisof Raleigh, First Lieut. R. C. Evansof Candler, First Lieut. J. D. Miisteadof Hiddenite, First Sergt. E. B.Crutchfield of Rosemary, PlatoonSergt. L. F. Thompson of Greensboro,Platoon Sergt. J. P. Bowen of Burgaw,and Sergt. B. F. Crumpler of Salem-burg. Company “D” OfiicersCaptain T. 0. Purdue of Raleigh.First Lieut. J. B. Meacham, Jr., ofCharlotte, First Lieut. C. B. Grifiinof Woodville, First Lieut. A. B. Camp-bell of Raleigh. First Lieut. G. S. Pate

of Lucknow, First Sergt. G. C. Nyeof Blowing Rock, Platoon Sergt. G. B.Chapman of Charlotte, Platoon Sergt.J. F. Rogers of Wilmington, Sergt. W.C. Keel of Merritt, Sergt. H. S. Biivenof Rochester, N. Y., and Sergt. S. J.Gurneau of Superior. Wis.Company “E" OfficersCapt. J. D. Faulkner of Raleigh.First Lieut. J. R. Ashe, First Lieut.G. B. Hooker, Jr., of Laurel Hill, FirstLieut. W. K. Cathey, First Lieut. S.D. Smithwick of Blounts Creek, FirstSergt. L. F. Yost of Raleigh, PlatoonSergt. A. D. Williamson of Reidsville.Platoon Sergt. N. S. Gregory of Elis-abeth City, Sergt. J. A. Royal of Ben-son, and Sergt. W. D. Pritchard ofHigh Point,Company “F" OflcersCapt. E. H. Scott of High Point,First Lieut. J. T. Winstead of Mac-clesfield. First Lieut. 0. L. Baum ofKitty Hawk, First Lieut. W. R. Mid-dleton, Jr., of Laurinburg, First Lieut.J. M. Taylor, First Lieut. C. P. For-tune of Old Fort. First Sergt. G. C.Sprinkle of Winston-Salem. PlatoonSergt. J. H. Troutman of Statesviile,Platoon Sergt. W. E. Dick of Concord,and Sergt. J. L. Pleasants, Jr.. of Lex-ington.

Capt. J. E. Hull of Washington,First Lieut. H. C. Yelverton of Fre-mont, First Lieut. J. W. Neely of Ba-din, First Lieut. G. E. Barber of Raids-ville, First—Lieut. C. W. Gibson ofGibson, First Sergt. F. G. Whitehead.Jr., of Greensboro, Platoon Sergt. M.D. Thomason of Salisbury, PlatoonSergt. C. C. Parks of Lexington. andSergt. J. H. Wallace of Yadkinville.Company “H" OfficersCapt. C. S. Ireson "of N. Tazewell,Va., First Lieut. D. C. Rogers of Fay-etteville, First Lieut. C. E. Brake ofRocky Mount, First Lieut. R. J. Ly-day of Brevard, First Lieut. S. W.Bright of Sea Gate, First Lieut. F. H.Whitley, Jr., of Washington, FirstSergt. L. D. Murphy of Davis, PlatoonSergt. W. H. Espey of Hickory, Pia-toon Sergt. E. H. Cherry of Spartan-burg, Va., Sergt. W. N. Mod of Gra-ham, Sergt. J. C. McLean of Lincoln-ton, and Sergt. J. W. Best of EagleSprings.Company “I" OfiicersCapt. H. Y. Brock, Jr., of Norfolk.Va., First Lieut. D. E. McDonald. FirstLieut. W. L. Belvin of Raleigh, FirstLieut. F. A. Wilkie of Charlotte, FirstLieut. F. T. Dellinger of Cherryville,First Sergt. D. A. Terrence of Peters-burg. Va., Platoon Sergt. H. E.Marrs, Platoon Sergt. A. L. Drum—wright of Norfolk, Va., Sergt. R. F.Ruffner of Raleigh, and Sergt. A. S.Johnson. Band OfficersCapt. J. F. Allen of Raleigh, FirstLieut. S. B. Brockwell, Jr., of Raleigh,First Lieut. H. S. Brooks of Oxford,First Lieut. J. B. LaMar of Spray.First Lieut. 0. B. Moore of Whitakers,First Lieut. A. P. Moss of Albemnrle.First Lieut. John P. Rabb of Lenoir,First Lieut. B. S. Sellers of Raleigh.First Lieut. W. L. Shoffner of Bur-lington, First Sergt. D. E. Bennet of

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DEAN CARL C. TAYLORHonorable E. "G. Couch, Jr.,Supreme Alpha Sigma Sigma,State College,Raleigh, North Carolina.Dear Brother Couch:Pardon me if I address you incor-rectly. I presume that you are theSupreme Alpthigma Sigma of thecampus, but not yet having been in-itiated into the ancient and honor-able order, it may be that your titleis “Worthy," "Honorable." or "Con-summate” instead of "Supreme." Ipresume I will know in due time thecorrect salutation by means of whicha simple Alpha Sigma Sigma shouldaddress his worthy superior.Ever since the appearance of theApril 1st Technician, by which takenyou will remember I was made headof \the Military Department of StateCollege, I base assumed that I waseligible for Alpha‘Signi‘a Sigma." Totell the truth, I was somewhatpeeved not to have received an invi-tation the day after I was made com-mandant. As I said above, I knowvery little about this order. I have,however, always had the deepest re—spect for all kinds of Alpha SigmaSigmas. I remember the proverbwhich says, “A whip for the horse, abridle for the ass, and a rod for thefool's back." (Prov. 26:3.) Also,the ancient Hebrew law says, “Thoushalt not plow with an ox and an.ass together." (Dent. 2:10.)Undoubtedly you yourself knowenough about the Scripture to re-member that Jesus made His tri-umphal entry into Jerusalem on theback of the young ass. (Matt. 21:69.) I doubt whether you know thatSaul, the son of Kish, was in searchof his father’s asses when he wasanointed by Samuel, the prophet,as king of the Israelites. (I Sam. 9.)I am sure that you and all otherAlpha Sigma Sigmas, together withmyself, are proud that it was theass upon which Balsam rode, and notBalsam, which saw the angel of theLord, and by seeing kept Balsamfrom the unpardonable sin. (Num.22:20-33.) And the angel of theLord said, “And the ass saw me andturned from me these three times:and lest he had turned from me,surely now also I had slain thee andsaved her alive." ,I therefore with gladness acceptthe appointment to the Sigma H. A.chapter of Alpha Sigma Sigma, butwarn you before becoming a. full-iiedged member that I shall be hard-boiled in blackballing future candi-dates who may be ores and not asses.Fraternally yours,Cant. C. Tastes,Graduate School Dean.001‘: RT

JOE E. MOOREThe Right Hon. E. G. Couch.Supreme Muck-ity Muck of theAlpha Sigma Sigmas, -State College, Raleigh, N. C.Dear “Jack”:I hereby accept the invitation to be-come a member of the Alpha SigmaSigma fraternity to which I have beenelected. and I am proud to accept forthe following reasons:1. Because to be associated with theother members. who have been thushonored this year, and especially with

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you at their head, is in itself a thingof which I'm not a little proud.2. I am sure that it was organisedwith a definite and worthy purpose,and it has been my steadfast ambitionto be elected to at least one organisa-tion with the possibilities of cataclys-mic growth.3. Election to this most worthy or-ganisation is suillcieut acknowledg-ment of my con‘slstent activities in be-half of and association with the R. O.T. 0. here at State College. Havingonce been one of the ex-tinguishedcorporals of the R. 0. T. C. here. itgives me a peculiar pleasure to findmyself grouped with such oilicers, as aformer commandant phrased it, “thecream of the crop." ;'4. It was evidently the sincere pur-pose of the election board to selectthose upon the campus who dare to bedifferent. This is another flatteringelement in ‘my acceptance. It is wellknown that those few people who riseabove the average anywhere, in anygroup, are recognised as leaders, inspite of the fact that they may atfirst be criticized. But as so manythinkers in the past and in the pres-ent have said, those who are nevercriticised should be watched closely.In accepting your most kind invita-tion to become a member of the AlphaSigma Sigma I purpose to be a mostactive and enthusiastic member. Iwant to warn you that I am a “stand-patter," and will always “kick” vicious-ly, and “bray" loudly at the "non-con-formists." Here’s to those who think

like we do—may they prosper; andthose who do not—may seek pasturageelsewhere. «.Thanking you for considering meworthy of such stupendous honor, Iclose with a gentle bray.Headfastly yours,,Jonlllhioosn.Alpha Sigma Sigma.PROF. J. D. CLARKMule Headquarters,Year the Sixth,. Reign of Asses.E. G. Couch. Jr.,Dean of Asses,The Stables.My Dear' Brother Ass:I am delighted to acknowledge thereceipt of the card of membership inthe herd’of the elect, known far andwide for pulchritude and all associ-ated charms. Though this recogni-tion is somewhat belated. I feel grate-ful for your present generosity.Formosa-Good”

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