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Things to do in your Holyday

Alexandrescu Ariadna

Patarlageanu Andreea

Micu Corina

Arsene Denisa

Ignuta Iasmina

Serbanescu Dinu

Jokes and riddles

1. Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening!

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2. Son: I can't go to school today.

Father: Why not?

Son: I don't feel well.

Father: Where don't you feel well?

Son: In school!

3. Child (on phone): My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.

School Secretary: Who is this?

Child : This is my father speaking!

4. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes.

Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

5. Teacher: Why is your homework in your father’s handwriting?

Child : I used his pen!

6. Two girls were in a elevator. At the third store the elevator stops. One of the girls scream: Help! help! Then told to the other one to try together. The other girl screamed: Together!

7. What is the first thing a king or queen does when they come to the throne? They sit down!

8. Today my teacher yelled at me for something I didn’t do.

What was that?

My homework!

Sources: ,,jokes";

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1) Holydays

A vacation or holiday is a specific trip or journey, usually for the purpose of recreation or tourism. People often take a vacation during specific holiday observances, or for specific festivals or celebrations. Vacations are often spent with friends or family.A person may take a longer break from work, such as a sabbatical, gap year,The concept of taking a vacation is a recent invention, and has developed through the last two centuries. Historically, the idea of travel for recreation was a luxury that only wealthy people could afford (see Grand Tour). In the Puritan culture of early America, taking a break from work for reasons other than weekly observance of the Sabbath was frowned upon. However, the modern concept of vacation was led by a later religious movement encouraging spiritual retreat and recreation. The notion of breaking from work periodically took root among the middle and working class.These are some beautiful places that you must see when you go in a holiday:

Santorini: is an island in the southern Aegean Sea, about 200 km (120 mi) southeast of Greece's mainland. It is the largest island of a small, circular archipelago which bears the same name and is the remnant of avolcanic caldera.

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In 1956 a major earthquake near Amorgos island resulted in the demolishing of many buildings in the north of Santorini, leading to the desertion of many of its villages. The expansion of tourism has resulted in the growth of the economy and population. The major settlements include Fira (Phira), Oia, Emporio, Kamari, Perissa, Imerovigli, Pyrgos, and Therasia. Akrotiri is a major archaeological site, with ruins from the Minoan era. Santorini's primary industry is tourism, particularly in the summer months. In 2007, the cruise ship MS Sea Diamond ran aground and sank inside the caldera. The island's pumice quarries have been closed since 1986, in order to preserve the caldera. Santorini was ranked the world's top island for many other magazines and travel sites, including the Travel + Leisure Magazine, the BBC, as well as the US News.This is a photo from Santorini:

Plitvice Lakes National Park, Croatia :Plitvice Lakes National Park is the oldest national park in Southeast Europe and the largest national park in Croatia. The national park was founded in 1949 and is situated in the mountainous karst areaof central Croatia, at the border to Bosnia and Herzegovina. The important north-south road connection, which passes through the national park area, connects the Croatian inland with the Adriatic coastal region.These are some photos from Plitvice Lakes National Park, Croatia:

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(in winter)

Glacier National Park, Montana:Glacier National Park is located in the U.S. state of Montana, south from the Canadian borders of Alberta and British Columbia. The park encompasses over 1,000,000 acres (4,000 km2) and includes parts of two mountain ranges (sub-ranges of the Rocky Mountains), over 130 named lakes, more than 1,000 different species of plants and hundreds of species of animals. This vast pristine ecosystem is the centerpiece of what has been referred to as the “Crown of the Continent Ecosystem”, a region of protected land encompassing 16,000 square miles (41,000 km2)These are some photos from Glacier National Park, Montana:

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Antelope Canyon, Arizona:

Antelope Canyon is the most-visited and most-photographed slot canyon in the American Southwest. It is located on Navajo land near Page, Arizona. Antelope Canyon includes two separate, photogenic slot canyon sections, referred to individually as Upper Antelope Canyon or The Crack and Lower Antelope Canyon or The Corkscrew. These are some photos from Antelope Canyon, Arizona:

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These are some of the most beautifulplaces to visit in the world.

sources: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacantion

http://www.youramazingplaces.com/101-most-beautiful-places-you-must- visit-before-you-die-part-1/ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorini http://www.youramazingplaces.com/ plitvice-lakes-national-park-croatia/ http://www. youramazingplaces.com/glacier-national-park-montana/ http://www. youramazingplaces.com/antelope-canyon-arizona

2) Special Days

There are most special days in your life. But the most important is : your Birthday. Its the day when all the people you know , wish you "HAPPY BIRTHDAY". :)))))The most children and adults celbrating theyr birthday whit a big or a small party!!!!

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But they are having fun ...:) (like bob and his friends)

Another special day its Christmas :On Christmas we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ.......On the Christmas night children recived gifts from Santa Claus.When they sleep he comes through the chimney am put the gifts under the Christmas tree.

After Christmas it comes the New Year party. New Year is the day that marks the beginning of the next calendar year. Establishing Religious January 1 as the beginning of the year was held for the first time in 1691 by Pope Innocent XII. Before this time, Christmas was intended beginning of the new year, while many ancient peoples in the northern hemisphere, the year began on 1 March.

So I wish you a happy New Year for 2016 ( I want to be the first) :))But in autumn we have another scary day .... HALLOWEEN .Halloween is a celebration of Celtic origin, taken today by many people in the Western world, spreading it in the nineteenth century by Irish immigrants in the United States. It is celebrated on the night of October 31, although in some countries the celebration date varies - for example in Sweden is celebrated on the first Saturday in November. The name comes from the English, the phrase All Hallows' . Even the name of the Christian feast of All Saints , Halloween celebration which became associated in Western countries where Christianity predominates - Catholic and Protestant Christian denominations because these All Saints Day is celebrated on 1 November .

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Specific carved pumpkin for Halloween is representing Lantern Jack. During this holiday kids masks in witches, mummies and other characters and wander the house asking "Trick or Treat" (Fools or sweets) as a threat that unless they are given sweets, person. I will play carols a farce. In other countries Halloween is celebrated with parades and carnivals.

I wish you happy special days !!

Sources: http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween http://ro.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anul_Nou

Our original poems

1) Scary night…..Scary story

That was a very scary night,In the wood there was a fightI was there in another life,I was a dog so I could bite And when I saw a light,I saw a wolf and then.....was quiet,And when I woke up...The blood was all around my trunkBut after I fell againAnd I didn't wake upUntil I feel a bird on my headI saw again the lightBut I wasn't a dogI was a little childAnd that was the sunlight,And I had in my hand a kiteSo I was happy and I played all that nightWith my little kite……

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Now let's read a poem that matches the season :

2) Spring

Spring is here!

Goodbye, snow Flowers grow. Birds and bees, Leaves on trees. Hello, spring!

Scarry story

One day Jake, a rebellious student walking home. For give high in front of his friends, he buys a doll collection from Bloody Mary toy store eye. That night Jake left alone home, wondering why his parents were delayed 5 hours. Then the phone rang. Jake answerd. A childlike voice she said, 'Hi, I'm Mary, are in front of the mall, let's play!'. Jake closed the phone , he was very scarred .Then the lights burned. Then the phone cold again. Jake answerd . It was the same voice : "HI, I'm your doll " . Jake freeze. It was the same Mary. She said ' Hi, I am in front of your house, let's play '. . Mary's voice was more resounding and say 'I was blind old woman, now it's your turn !!!!!!!!! "

And nobody has ever seen Jake . Legend says that Mary sits now in a

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toy store waiting........

1) Interviu

-Hello! It's true that you like sports?-  Yes but especially tennis!- Why do you love this sport?-Becaouse I relax and I feel very good plaing.-From how many years you practice?-From 6 years. When I was in kindergarten.-Thank You for the interview. -For nothing, it was a pleasure.

2) Interviu

-Hello, I want ask you some questions.........-Oh, yes it will be my pleasure !!-What do you think about the English lesson?-Sometimes it's very funny (when teacher is speaking whit Italian accent )-I think it's very funny-Yes, it is...... Now another Question , do you speak well English ??- I do not want to brag, but YES !- Thank you for your time.-No problem.

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The yellow fruit called banana

Bananas are very tasty and yellow.

You can eat them in more combination : 1) as a snack :

-between lunch and dinner

-at breakfast

2) as a desert :

-banana split

3) as a milkshake :

- banana + yogurt

- banana + yogurt + strawberry

So :

Buy Bananas

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Muffins with chocolate cream

Ingredients:

1. 5 g of flour2. 60 g of butter3. 65 g of sugar4. 125 ml of milk5. 1 egg6. Vanilla7. 25 g of chocolate8. 100 ml of whipped cream9. 100 ml of sour cream10. 25 g of cocoa

Method:

1. Put the sour cream in a bowl , add the chocolate and mix them very well. Put the bowl on the fire for 3 minutes until the chocolate melts. Leave the cream for 10 minutes and put it in the fridge.

2. While the cream it’s cooling up, mix in a bowl the flour, cocoa with the sugar and in another bowl mix the milk, the melt butter and the eggs.

3. Put the mixture of the flour, cocoa and sugar over the other mixture and mix together very well until it’s smooth.

4. Bake the mixture in the preheated oven at 180 C for 20 minutes.

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5. After they baked, remove them from the tray. Remove the cream from the fridge and mix it for 3 minutes. Put it on the muffins.

TIP: If you want to tastes better put on the cream some cherries.

Let's create PEPE, the clown

You need:

1. a plate of cardboard or plastic2. color pencils or watercolors3. crepe paper4. glue5. scissors

Method:

1. Put conversely plate.

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2. Draw a funny face whit the color pencils or whit the watercolors.3. Cut the crepe paper in strips ( you can shape them as you want )4. Give the glue on the edge of the plate ( until half )5. Before the clue dry , stick the strips on the plate.6. Let it dry

It is ready , it should look like this :

TIP : PEPE can be any anythink you want. ex: a princess or a spy etc.

Horror poem

I’m the Pumpkin witch,

I want to go to the beach,

But it’s Halloween party at school,

And I go there with my broom!

When I was coming to school,

The street was full,

And I lost my cat...

It was so fluffy and black!

I live in a scary house,

Where it is a mouse,

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It likes cheese,

And it lives in balconies.

I like the blood juice,

And the died goose,

There are lots of scarry things to eat,

In the Halloween evening!

Holiday

Spring has arrived ! With her arrival , began spring break . In one day , me and my family are go in the woods. Before getting there, we are going on a forest road . It winds through the hills filled with flowers . After a while, we dive into the heart of the forest and choose where to stop . It was a green slope near a cottage . The hot sun enters the meadow covered with soft grass , violets and dandelions. Earth is covered with a carpet of green leaves, yellow and brown. A silence reigns over the whole meadow . Now wandered shady paths and pick flowers. In the evening , we go home . We are tired , but excited by the beauty of the day spent in the forest. It is a wonderful holiday !

                              Special day

Behind the white house with terrace dressed in colorful flowers that glow in the sunlight , is the orchard ... It's my favorite place . The grass soft and silky indulge in the sun. The flowers raises their head chic, styling, fresh and fragrant.  Recognize noise butterflies of all colors and all sizes that animates the air with their flight silent as a gentle snow and colorful . He sat quietly , white , purple , yellow , orange , black , red , spotted and fluffy , transparent glass-like wings , arms , shoulders and head. I am excited by the sound of the wind easily.  From the heart of the orchard sounded merry cuckoo . Listen carefully and hear wonderful song . The woodpecker sits atop a just hanging branches dry up the tree and beat her. Beat quick, quick , like a ratchet . It is a special day and quiet !

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Pictures whit all the group.

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Personal drowings

Arsene Denisa

Ariadna Alexandrescu

Micu Corina

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Andreea Patarlageanu

Serbanescu Dinu Ignuta Iasmina

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Our CV

Andreea Patarlageanu My name is Andreea Patarlagenau , and I'm born on the 6 of March 2003. I live in Bucharest and I learn at the ”Tudor Vianu National High school of Computer science”. I like Mathematics and Informatics . But I like watchin films , read books ( in other languages ) and I like practising sports like ballet, tennis, cricket, skating, gymnastics. My contribution to the magazin was following : I made a extra Horror poem and a extra muffin recipe , a drowing for the drowing page . That's me , my contribution and a photo of me :

Micu CorinaMy full name is Micu Corina . I am 12 years old .I was born on 3 of April 2003.I m a friendly and shy girl. I like to play tennis , to play at violoncello and paint . I have a sister whose name is Alexandra. My mather name is Lenuta . My father name is Sorin. I live in Bucharest and I learn at the ”Tudor Vianu National High school of Computer science”. My contribution to the magazin was following: I made the scarry story , an interview (the first ) the biography for me, Iasmina and Denisa , a drowing for de page of drowings and the second drowing page.This is me , my contribution and a photo of me :

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Arsene DenisaMy name is Arsene Denisa.I am 11 years old and I was born 14 of November 2003. I live in Bucharest and I learn at the ”Tudor Vianu National High school of Computer science”. I have a brother whose name is Dragos . My father name is Nicolae and my mother name is Maria . My brother is smart but sometimes is lazy .He is tall and he like basket-ball and other sport like swimming or football, volley-ball. I like

sports too . My passion is math , and in the 5 grade I was at the National Mathematics Olympiad . This is me, mycontribution and that a photo of me.

Ignuta IasminaMy name is Ignuta Iasmina and I am 11 years old . I

am a frendly girl and shy . I like to ride the bike . And I like to play with my friends . I have a brother whose name is Matthew . My mother name is Daniela . My father name is Claudius .I live in Bucharest, and learn at the ”Tudor Vianu National High school of Computer science” . My favourite school subjects is Mathematics. My contribution to the magazin was :This is me , mycontribution and thats a photo of me :

Serbanescu DinuMy name is Sebanescu Dinu , and I'm born on the 17 0f November2004. I have a sister and I like all the sports besides swimming .I like making jokes and I'm very good at this. I live in Bucharest and

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I learn at the ”Tudor Vianu National High school of Computer science”.My contribution to the magazin was following : I made an interview and the page of advertising ,a drowing for the drowing page . Thats me, my contribution and a photo of me:

Ariadna AlexandrescuMy full name Ariadna Maria Alexandrecu , and I'm born on the 15 ofSeptember 2003 . I have a little brother (you can see him in the photo) :DI practice judo but I like practising other sports to , like : skiing, cricket and snowboarding. I'm a friendly and active person but I get bored fast :(( I live in Bucharest and I learn at the ”Tudor Vianu National High school of Computer science”. My contribution to the magazin was following : I made the second referat (special days) , I assembled the magazin (out of the biography of : Iasmina , Denisa , Corina and the second drowing page ) , I made a drowing for the drowing page, and how to create PEPE. That's me , that's my contribution , this is my discription and that's photo of me :

THAT's THE END