20 reasons the luxor sucks

20 Reasons20 Reasonsthe Luxor Sucksthe Luxor SucksBy David Berkowitz

In January 2009,In January 2009,I did a horrible thing gin Las Vegas:I stayed at the Luxor.

Thi i h t This is my photo essay.

The Shampoo1 The Shampoo

The Conditioner2 The Conditioner

What’s upwith the jars?

Th Wi dThe Windowshaven’t been washed

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haven t been washedsince the days of the Pyramids

The Low Bed4

The Small Pillows5

The Bedding Straight 6

out of a Cheap Motel

The Tripwirethanks to the

7thanks to the Internet Hookup Being Nowhere Being Nowhere Near the Desk

8

And the 8

Connection was DeadDeadWhen I Came In

No 9 No 9

WiFi

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all for10

all for$ d$13.99 a day

The11

TheR llReally

TV

No HBO12 No HBO

Or Comedy Central

The Business Center13

The Business Centercloses at 5closes at 5on the dot

Getting Put on Hold Endlesslyon Hold Endlessly…

by the Front Desk14

Waiting a Half Hour to Pick up a Fax15

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Their Finest International Cuisine Their Finest International Cuisine

isServedServedat a T&A Bar

Their High-End Restaurant? 17

CatHouseCatHouse

And CatHouse has a Dress Code18

19

The MarquisMarquisAct:Act:

Carrot Carrot TTop

And They Found 20

Someone to Name Him Name Him

Best Best ComedianComedian

That’s what I getThat s what I getfor staying in a tomb.y g

That’s what I getThat s what I getfor staying in a tomb.y g

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