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The Hockey ProfileThe Hockey Profile

Jarome “Iggy” IginlaJarome “Iggy” Iginla

Born: Edmonton Alta.

DOB: July 1, 1977NHL Team Calgary FlamesDrafted By: Dallas Stars

Joe “Thorn Bush” ThorntonJoe “Thorn Bush” Thornton

Born: London Ont.

DOB: July 2, 1979

NHL Team Boston BruinsDrafted By:

Boston Bruins

Ryan “Smytty” SmythRyan “Smytty” Smyth

Born: Banff Alta.

DOB: February 21, 1976

NHL Team Edmonton Oilers

Drafted By: Edmonton Oilers

Todd “B’Tuzman” BertuzziTodd “B’Tuzman” Bertuzzi

Born: Sudbury Ont.

DOB: February 2, 1975

NHL Team

Vancouver Canucks

Drafted By:

New York Islanders

“ “Wacko” Wade ReddenWacko” Wade Redden

Born: Lloydminster Sask.

DOB: June 12, 1977NHL Team Ottawa Senators

Drafted By: New York Islanders

Born: Toronto Ont.

DOB: June 6, 1974NHL Team Edmonton

OilersDrafted By: Quebec

Nordiques

““Dancin’” Anson CarterDancin’” Anson Carter

Markus “Nazzy” NaslundMarkus “Nazzy” Naslund

Born: Ornskoldsvik, Sweden

DOB: July 30, 1973NHL Team Vancouver

CanucksDrafted By:

Pittsburgh Penguins

“Mighty” Mike Comrie

Born: Edmonton Alta.

DOB: September 11, 1980

NHL Team Edmonton OilersDrafted By: Edmonton Oilers

Jason “Strider” SmithJason “Strider” Smith

Born: Calgary Alta.

DOB: November 2, 1973

NHL Team

Edmonton Oilers

Drafted By:

New Jersey Devils

Patrice “Bones” BriseboisPatrice “Bones” Brisebois

Born: Montreal PQ

DOB: January 27, 1971

NHL Team

Montreal Canadiens

Drafted By:

Montreal Canadiens

Jose “Teo” Theodore

Born: Laval PQ

DOB: September 13, 1976NHL Team Montreal Canadiens Drafted By:

Montreal Canadiens

Eric “Bruise” BrewerEric “Bruise” Brewer

Born: Vernon B.C

DOB: April 17, 1979NHL Team Edmonton

OilersDrafted By: New York

Islanders

Ed “Jovo” JovanovskiEd “Jovo” Jovanovski

Born: Windsor Ont.

DOB: June 26, 1976NHL Team

Vancouver Canucks

Drafted By:

Florida Panthers

Peter “Furious” Forsberg

Born: Ornskoldsvik, Sweden

DOB: July 20, 1977NHL Team

Colorado Avalanche

Drafted By:

Philadelphia Flyers

Ethan “Morier” MoreauEthan “Morier” Moreau

Born: Huntsville, Ont.

DOB: September 22, 1975

NHL Team Edmonton Oilers

Drafted By:

Chicago Blackhawks

Jochen “Havoc” HechtJochen “Havoc” Hecht

Born: Mannheim, West Germany

DOB: June 21, 1977NHL Team Edmonton Oilers

Drafted By: St. Louis Blues

Tommy “Shutout” Salo

Born: Surahammar, Sweden

DOB: February 1, 1971

NHL Team Edmonton Oilers

Drafted By:

New York Islanders

Simon “Winner” GagneSimon “Winner” Gagne

Born: Ste. Foy, PQ

DOB: February 29, 1980

NHL Team

Philadelphia Flyers

Drafted By:

Philadelphia Flyers

Chad “Vanima” KilgerChad “Vanima” Kilger

Born: Cornwall, Ont.

DOB: November 27, 1976

NHL Team Montreal Canadiens

Drafted By: Anaheim Mighty Ducks

Yannic “Perilous” PerreaultYannic “Perilous” Perreault

Born: Sherbrooke, PQ

DOB: April 4, 1971NHL Team Montreal

CanadiensDrafted By: Toronto

Maple Leafs

Trevor “Mithril” LindenTrevor “Mithril” Linden

Born: Medicine Hat, Alta.

DOB: April 11, 1970NHL Team Vancouver

CanucksDrafted By:

Vancouver Canucks

““Captain America” Doug WeightCaptain America” Doug Weight

Born: Warren, Mi

DOB: January 21, 1971

NHL Team St. Louis Blues

Drafted By: New York Rangers

Mattius “Ohtar” OhlundMattius “Ohtar” Ohlund

Born: Pitea, Sweden

DOB: September 9, 1976

NHL Team Vancouver Canucks

Drafted By:

Vancouver Canucks

Janne “Yallume” NiinamaaJanne “Yallume” NiinamaaBorn: Raahe,

Finland

DOB: May 22, 1975NHL Team Edmonton

OilersDrafted By:

Philadelphia Flyers

Dan “Clouts” CloutierDan “Clouts” Cloutier

Born: Mont-Laurier PQ

DOB: April 22, 1976NHL Team Vancouver

CanucksDrafted By: New York

Rangers

Todd “Midget” MarchantTodd “Midget” Marchant

Born: Buffalo, NY

DOB: August 12, 1973NHL Team

Edmonton Oilers

Drafted By:

New York Rangers

Owen “Notorious” NolanOwen “Notorious” Nolan

Born: Belfast, Ireland

DOB: February 12, 1972

NHL Team San Jose Sharks

Drafted By: Quebec Nordiques

Doug “Killer” GilmourDoug “Killer” Gilmour

Born: Kingston, Ont.

DOB: June 25, 1963NHL Team Montreal

CanadiensDrafted By: St. Louis Blues

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